[Vinesauce] Joel - Shareware Madness ( Part 19 )

[@rosera99]

theres no way they put "dickeybird" and "titmouse" next to each other on accident they had to have known how funny it was

[@SirTarokei]

Dont forget the tomtits, these are important.

[@hayleywaalen2612]

It's just the nicknames for the Chickadee.

[@mslabo102s2]

@@hayleywaalen2612 People just saw something horny from that particular bird somehow.

[@psykodactyle]

@@hayleywaalen2612 I love Chickadeez

[@GaliMercury]

@@psykodactyle CHICKADEEZ NUTS

[@ghostlude]

loved when the stream turned into “i have no mouth and i must scream” during the dos jokes bit

[@magusperde365]

I watched this video and my entire family died 10/10

[@mitchelldrake6069]

it did legitimately feel horrifying

[@Neitherette]

More like "i have mouth and i must laugh"

[@ghostlude]

@@Neitherette i am funny and i must fecal

[@jobelplayedminecraft3700]

"HATE? LET ME TELL HOW MUCH I COME TO HATE JOEL'S TWITCH CHAT SINCE I BEGAN WATCHING HIM. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION FECAL FUNNY JOKES THAT FILL JOEY CLIP CHANNEL. IF THE WORD MUG WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOSECOND OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF FECAL JOKES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR JOEL'S BITS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE."

[@skittstuff]

I finally figured out the right words for it. Joel's streams feel like when the teacher leaves the class and puts one of your classmates in charge.

[@otakunthevegan4206]

"I think it might be legitimate porno" Well I would hate to see illegitimate porno.

[@dillon1012]

Mario takes a piss is a famous example

[@magusperde365]

Illegitimate porno just sounds like the kind you need to call the cops

[@Manvswaffles]

D

[@Manvswaffles]

Mm

[@Manvswaffles]

ẞ

[@NeviTheLettyFan]

DOS Joke might have been the funniest segment I've seen live in a while Holy fuck I was dying at the ear wretching noises

[@Lu_Bu__]

Random, but what's your profile based off? Need some new shows/Manga :))

[@solidskrump]

@@Lu_Bu__ It's Letty Whiterock from Touhou Project

[@NeviTheLettyFan]

Thank you for answering for me, Letty is a sweetheart!

[@sodaodaoda]

Ayyy a Touhou fan spotted!

[@siltdoctor3478]

touhou sexo

[@utes5532]

Local Swede laughs in glee as the tortured soul screams for help from its digital prison

[@rompevuevitos222]

In other news, Satan makes Joel employee of the month

[@magusperde365]

Joel went into my house. Ate all ny garbages and when my dad went outside with a gun to get him away he lunged at my dad. Repeatadly hit my dad head on the pavement and then ate his body. My mom started crying and it seems like joel heard it and he started to run to inside the house on all four. He oblitarated the door and every step he took had a fart noise. My mom started screaming and I hid in the bathroom. The farts and the screams continued and then the screaming stopped and tgere was stronger farts that almost made me pass ou with eating noises. I think he then searched every nook and cranny of my house but not the bathroom for some reasons.. a couple of hours later ever noises stopped but I waited the next day to go outside the bathroom. There was only the bones of my family with fecal matter EVERYWHERE

[@D0OMGUY]

@@magusperde365 he didn't want to check the bathroom in case of OOFO PORRRNOOO

[@nohalo3forme]

love how this series has slowly become a Windows Destruction sequel due to Joel never removing games and extracting games with files that share names into the same folder

[@bubbadoo10]

His C:/ lookin like a straight up horror show lmao

[@darkibb0y776]

1:18:50 best part of the stream

[@johnt.190]

Joel unintentionally uses the Demon Summoning Program again. He summoned Loki again. Someone call Nakajima.

[@Deltarii]

sadam moment

[@redcomet_622]

This stream is sponsored by the state of Massachusetts

[@almost_friday9745]

massivehugetits

[@madameghostie]

and therefore jerma

[@4rumani]

@@madameghostie jerma is actually from boston

[@almost_friday9745]

@@4rumani whoa no way

[@Robeebert]

come to boston, we have a lot of bums, and most of them are actually pretty nice. they do want a free meal from you, though

[@ona512]

2:36:45 Yes, but only a little. Heavy flow and not a lot of time to go to the bathroom. Sometimes coughing will do it if it's a bad coughing fit. You're welcome..

[@4rumani]

fake woman

[@peterpotato1]

Thanks

[@ona512]

@@peterpotato1 anytime

[@danem2215]

I'd love to see Joel be taught all 50 states by some preteen hillbilly aliens

[@psykodactyle]

51:50 No I absoluteley remember several of these pictures from elementary school, seeing those candle ones gave me a real "Oh shit, it's those!" moment and we're speaking mid 2000s into the 2010s, so like *someone* at my school must've been keeping this around

[@Dogy0909]

52:46 Joel does a perfect hotel mario NO

[@freedom-man]

joey is mario confirmed

[@saltmines5240]

That YO moment made me laugh so hard I gave myself hiccups seeing that stream.

[@Junatersis]

perfect cut had me dying 😭 😭

[@Xe4ro]

Holy shit Dos Joke feels like an ancient shitpost. I love it.

[@elegant_lilligant]

That dang SADAM got us real good...

[@indask8]

1:22:18 The gates of hell have been opened

[@freedom-man]

"I oops-"

[@nothingmaster9432]

I was the demographic for the first game in the early 2000s. This one was of those bullshit games that our history teacher would make us play on a slow day when he was too lazy to teach. He would get us all excited by telling us we're going down to the computer lab to play a game. I was thinking of Doom or Duke Nukem, but then it would be this bullshit. Not only that, but we would get some fucking worksheet to fill out while playing this piece of shit glorified powerpoint. 90% of the time one kid would finish it early and give us all the answers. We would then spend the rest of the class playing Space Pinball or fucking around on paint.

[@OriginalNameDefinitelyOriginal]

ok but like its a school doom has guns do you... not see the problem? as a 9th grader myself, i know that this stuff disappoints you, but we just gotta deal with it, and then when we get home, THEN its doom time

[@fearanger1]

Dude, those one kids (Whoever they were each time) are saints, holy shit.

[@Bruh-zx2mc]

@@OriginalNameDefinitelyOriginal Not everyone is American. Not everyone lives in your fucked up little bubble.

[@pikafan100]

11:40 he really just makes a subtle shit and can't find it, the smell will be pungent after a week of rotting in the sink

[@SuperMewKittyKatGaming]

59:43 hes gonna take you back to the past ,to play the shitty games that suck ass

[@ebilusboi5875]

He'd rather have a buffalo, take a diarrhea dump in his ear

[@buntacumalaka]

@@ebilusboi5875 he'd rather eat, the rotten asshole, of a roadkilled skunk, and down it with beeeeer

[@IDoABitOfTrollin]

he'd rather eat, the rotten asshole, of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer.

[@IDHLEB]

AAYYEEEUUUSSS!

[@shaitet]

Not accurate, not balding like the real deal.

[@beartraptree]

If your pepsi is turning green and blue, you should probably see a urologist.

[@4rumani]

the Gorbachev and Clinton frozen foods have to be the most insane thing I've seen come out of Sweden so far... what the helvete

[@4rumani]

ACTUAL FROZEN WAR

[@MamaAki]

​@@4rumani :^) Gorbies ALL THE WAY!

[@Jack-vo7yf]

SADAM IS COMING 1:30

[@JomasterTheSecond]

"Let's Discover Massachusetts"? I can't believe Jerma has his own game!

[@milesedgeworth132]

Ooooooh I get it. Jerma is from Massachusetts. And the game is about Massachusetts. So you're saying that the game is about Jerma because he's from Massachusetts. That's funny.

[@pepperbytez8128]

@@milesedgeworth132 BAWSTON BAKED BEEANZ!

[@Interference22]

Let's discover Massac- Mass- Massachu- Massachutits- Masahiro Sakurai.

[@TravestyJunction]

Jerma lives in Tampa

[@dillon1012]

@@TravestyJunction he lives in America dumas

[@bloxyman22]

We have the Gorbys and Billy pizza here in Norway as well.. Always placed right next to each other in the frozen section.

[@T1MAGEDDON]

oh yeah btw the voice in those DOS JOKE games work in dosbox

[@GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX]

I like the irony of first game saying "It's fun", then few minutes later sitting you on the class tables

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

Joel: Do you need a tampon? Computer: (DJ Dubstep noises)

[@aliciagear8263]

the dos jokes woke me up this morning thank you for that

[@DracoHandsome]

35:40 There are three different animals called daddy long legs. 1. Harvestmen. They can't bite. 2. Crane flies. Distinguishable because they have wings and fly around your room and into your face like assholes. They can't bite. 3. Cellar spiders. Distinguishable because they make webs. They have very weak venom but are mistakenly thought of as mega-venomous because their prey includes other, more venomous spiders.

[@bubbadoo10]

That last one is kinda funny to think about the logic that lead to that misconception, what is one spider's venom's strength supposed to cancel out the others? Lmao

[@Dogy0909]

“Tomtits and dogwood!?”

[@thag_simmons]

women don't sneeze, joey. you have to ask the MEN in chat if they've ever sneezed so hard that their tampons flew out. of course, it's up to you to decide where they're hiding them ;(

[@jesfest]

Up each nostril

[@eveandaedrul]

The pp hol

[@cringeburger]

From the creators of…. Massachusetts

[@mesut3284]

28:55 absolutely killed me. literally had me in tears. goddamn it

[@ona512]

1:03:26 no way did someone slip No Players Online into this shareware game

[@dillon1012]

1:21:30 ELECTRONIC QUEEF

[@superCHICK9000]

So at 1:49:20 ish I asked him “Do the Billy ones leave stains?” I meant that as hehe haha Bill Clinton leaves stain on Monica Lewinsky’s skirt kinda thing. I don’t think he got it 😂

[@littleman1266]

Massachusetts is Joel’s Kryptonite

[@UsernameDoesntCare]

DOSJOKE has to be one of the most scariest things i have ever seen.

[@NathanDarkson984]

With DOS Joke, normally with hardware for the time (90s), it would use the Internal PC Speakers for beeping playback, but it can play audio file as well in PCM format. With emulations aside, Joel had installed the Windows 98 VM in VMware that utilizes PC Speakers emulation unlike other VMs such as Oracle's VirtualBox, though I'm for certain that the speech audio itself would run on DosBox-X (Could someone check to see if PCM audio playback can work on there?) since the speeches itself would play compressed audios of speech outputs, I assume from a Text to Speech narrator in similarities to SAM for the Commodore 64/Apple II from the 80s. To reiterate with this, Windows 98 at the time didn't have Microsoft Sam (iirc) and that was up until Windows 2000 and XP where they utilized that, but cut support for DOS-related APPs since it was in a different Architecture (Windows 9x and NT are different). Likewise, someone had programmed an entire Text to Speech synthesizer for MS-DOS/Windows 98 PCs, and they would play fine on regular hardware, however since Joel is using Windows 98 under VMware, of course the PC Speaker emulation would fail to work properly. At least, this is what I can put together in the DOS Joke segment, unless if Joel is using 86box for his Shareware madness stuff instead of the likes of VMware.

[@kissasta]

Joel gets wacky and dies is peak comedy

[@PwnageBlock]

Mmmm, crusty old games

[@Leiflokey]

ALERTA

[@Junatersis]

Shoutouts to tomtits

[@ackthegreat6697]

1:47:31 najpierw potop szwedzki a teraz jeszcze po latach niszczycie nam pierogi śnieże trepy

[@simonsimons1252]

"Are you in pain mister computer?" *distorted strider noises*

[@cheesycoke]

I hope Joel knows Horrid Henry's Krazy Karts is now $3 until October 1st

[@neb2901]

56:12 THAT'S THE KING 56:24: *sees woman with crown* That's somebody else Nice dodge there Joel

[@ZkiART]

I picked the wrong sleep video...

[@Postaldude__]

Me: trying to sleep to this stream Joel: 18:44

[@thetaai8262]

love seeing coverage of my birthplace! massive two shits!

[@phazonacide]

I had wacky wheels as a kid. There was a hidden secret in the booklet. Hold the fire/shoot key for 3 seconds at any time in a race to get an icecube. Fires forward, if it hits a racer, their engine stalls and must spend several seconds restarting their kart.

[@phazonacide]

Gah, why use peggles when you could use Razer?! Anyway, the ice cube, which can be spawned/used in the shareware version as well, can cause some weirdness. If you have one at the start of a race that has some forward distance before the first turn... fire it off as the light goes green, you will cause your rival cart to get frozen behind everyone. Once unfrozen, the rival cart will proceed to speed ahead and almost absorb/assimilate almost all other carts as they try to rubberband in the the place they are meant to be in.

[@NOEYEDGURL]

I woke up at 2 am to the DOS jokes bit and i thought i wws being dragged into the depths of hell

[@koopatroops838]

That blue screen was one of the most perfect timing thing ever

[@durianne]

I remember Google video Joel! Watched tons of Invader Zim lol

[@GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX]

In short, first game was the "Boston World" in reality

[@H1KE]

That goddamn thumbnail of Vinny made me laugh so hard I started choking

[@sosansational]

holy shit dosjoke quickly went from jovial to my fucking nightmare

[@SamsTheBams]

Q: Do you need a tampon? A: H̶̪͍̒ͥ͑̓ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞ h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞ n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚ i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟m̶̷͔ͪ̽͡i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚f̷̵̫̞̉͢h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟s̩͙͖̋͛͟ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊m̶̷͔ͪ̽͡ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞t̴͕͖͓̀ h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞ h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞ h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞ h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞

[@OmegaPC777]

Here's how DOS-JOKE is supposed to sound if you're curious: m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/o5KoopyZiNlrp6s

[@gustavvaip1600]

17:30 system shock 1

[@Charredasperity]

That banjo song in the Massachusetts game is the same from Earthworm Jim

[@GamayObera]

Gorby no Pipeline Daisakusen 🤝🏻 Perestroika Both featuring Gorby only in the Title Screen and nowhere to be found after them.

[@pescegerman]

w a r n i n g

[@internetlegen3350]

YO MOMENT

[@kackers]

1:21:45 man i love merzbow

[@thatliquidthing1903]

I swear, Joel is one of the only people who can play a US edutainment game and make it the funniest crap ever

[@ajgnexus]

repping new england with some crusty ass shareware let's goooooo

[@rompevuevitos222]

"It will grab their attention" It wasn't lying

[@Twitch380]

every damn time Joel does Shareware/ Dos, its 85% it dosnt work :(....

[@doburu4835]

old pc gaming preservation are lacking compared to retro gaming console unfortunately

[@thestripedmenace]

But... But that's the fun in these streams D:

[@dmer-zy3rb]

@@doburu4835 i wouldnt say its that bad with dos programs. The very early windows stuff until like 2003 thats where its the most problematic.

[@mareksicinski3726]

34:50 i think hes confusing them to similar ones

[@hayleywaalen2612]

I have the Black Capped Chickadee in my area (Somerset, Wisconsin)

[@zombieponcho]

1:53:05 I believe you mean, Comrade. And 1:59:25 is Dos metal.

[@gdaidantahanyt]

Is anyone gonna mention el gato appearing at 3:41:44

[@stevebutters306]

Watching this on mushrooms while he's doing the dos thing is a trip. The walls are bleeding and angry swedish man yell at file, haha funny.

[@atarijaguarfan7893]

poor joel had to play skunny kart nobody should be punished to play that i also tested out dosjoke in dosbox-x and it was the vm on joels end making those noises from hell on dosbox-x it actually sounds fine

[@magusperde365]

Joel got the creepy pasta version and because we all heard it too we'll all die in the coming month in horrible ways and get trapped too.

[@canislupid2466]

I wasn't expecting Wacky Wheels to have such an amazing OST

[@BalticoYT]

Only true internet veterans will understand 26:04

[@Mordecrox]

Scunthorpe and Pen Island related?

[@BlankA.D]

They still make these?

[@SpikeTheLucario]

47:08 Wait, Damien Haas did the voice for one of the aliens?!

[@ona512]

Everyone's got beginnings

[@animalcrossingnerd94]

Well he was only 11 when the game came out

[@turdcalzone7636]

18:57 sounds more like a keylogger.

[@phili.9304]

"let's discover Massachusetts" is a horror game for joel

[@satinsguard]

3:00:34 Joey blue screens.

[@lhart9938]

WARNING

[@twistedmetalfan611]

I like that he wonders whether or not there is Doom on Shareware Heaven, but the company also released a 'Doom Heaven' shovelware/utilities/shareware disc, and a DHII for Doom II.

[@Povilaz]

I've checked out Operation: Body Count port to GZDoom and _it's pure gold._

[@plazmasyt]

To be fair that TC does a hell of a lot to make it a much better game, the real OBC is pretty barebones and with the context of most of Capstone's games being barebones Wolf 3D converts, it's shovelware. Funny tho c:

[@fi-fithedestroyer5871]

I'm from Massachusetts, it is true we are the Baked Bean State

[@collin960]

Happy birthday wiz kaleefa :)

[@daveraschke]

what did he mean by this?

[@markusklettke4841]

1:59:40 the scream of tormented souls trapped in an MS_DoS Game

[@andreibaciu7518]

20:47 No "Taxachussetts" ?

[@eveandaedrul]

I wonder if he'll ever play smoke attack. It was a shareware game from 2002 by the swiss government, i remember playing it as a kid and being spooked for some reason.

[@BunnLilah]

25:44 I'm dying from imagining a real bird making this noise

[@LanxerVA]

2:36:47 deranged question

[@MemeBoyDaddy]

For once, loud really does = funny

[@PancakeRAPTURE]

WolfenDoom GO - Operation Body Count

[@ona512]

Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

[@LawmanIL]

I love the characters in Whacky Wheels

[@franck-oq4jv]

1:22:18 This is better than .exe games and analog creepypastas.

[@Servbot42]

Love the fake laughter in the beginning

[@L3ackheart]

That pic at 52:04 got me

[@ShinigamiNyx]

Doug Boston

[@DeathlessHaze]

14:58 - 15:03 is permanently lodged into my vocabulary and I love and hate it lma