My favourite Temu listing is a shirt that says “I have a gun and am schizophrenic”. It will not stop advertising it to me.
@HaiTaiBai10 ай бұрын
Well are you?
@4caddit9 ай бұрын
Targeted advertising.
@Zachmxyzptlk8 ай бұрын
The cia is trying to tell you something
@ZebraOnYourNose8 ай бұрын
Answer the question
@TheGiggler3337 ай бұрын
Personalized Ads
@Dr_Yetiphilia11 ай бұрын
BUSSY RIPPED
@wdfghjkl11 ай бұрын
*Guile's theme plays in the background*
@notNajimi11 ай бұрын
GOCK INJURED
@bexleytychus34410 ай бұрын
@@notNajimiNOOO NOT THE GOCK
@demetriajones323110 ай бұрын
FISH SLAIN
@hypeman95810 ай бұрын
LOOBS TWISTED
@shshyie11 ай бұрын
"Do you think they'll just start making shit up and going 'eh kids won't know it's not a banban character'?" Little did he know.....
@donspulish11 ай бұрын
the coach pickles conspiracy
@WGY_Games11 ай бұрын
Handy Dan
@ScuttleBugReal10 ай бұрын
@@WGY_Gameshandy dan was a shitpost
@sourcherrycrunch11 ай бұрын
I genuinely believe we should put one of those skibidi plushes, sealed, shrink wrapped, incased in a plastic box, inside of a 12 inch thick stone sarcophagus to remind our greatgreatgreat (x80) what we fought for in our time
@RoseOfNight11 ай бұрын
Get the "hotdog encased in resin" guy to do it
@HumbleAshe11 ай бұрын
6:13 “It is Ban Ban but better, it’s Ban Ban *TWO*” “Yeee”
@Saxdude267 ай бұрын
Yup. Animal type ROH-DENTZ
@4caddit9 ай бұрын
we live in an age where you can buy garten of banban, skibidi toilet, and Ken Carson goomba plush all from one sweatshop. exciting times
This was the last segment of Joel before he succumbed to Mao disease.
@skogen535711 ай бұрын
Rip in piss jotel
@loquita-lostwave10 ай бұрын
obsessed with how joel pronounces banban
@SlyHikari03Ай бұрын
bäbän
@thet00nedl00n11 ай бұрын
It's almost like every few years, we get a new sketchy Chinese web store; first there was AliExpress, then it was Wish, and now it's Temu. I almost guarantee you there's gonna be another one in like 3-4 years.
@stanb145510 ай бұрын
at least aliexpress is kinda reputable, wish and temu are just rubbish
@Hanz_M10 ай бұрын
Whattabout... Shopee?
@Bomberman66Hell10 ай бұрын
aliexpress is the best one out of them
@sinistrality78839 ай бұрын
@@Hanz_Mshopee is only in the SEA region dude, no one outside of that knows about it
@aquaabouttogetfunky9 ай бұрын
@@Hanz_MShopee is pretty reputable 👍🏻it’s been around for a while
@janko111 ай бұрын
she garten on my skibidi till i zoomba
@umlautabuser276911 ай бұрын
[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
@Allkingec11 ай бұрын
@@umlautabuser2769 she skibidi on my zoomba till i garten?
@greenbean95711 ай бұрын
@@Allkingec[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
@greenbean95711 ай бұрын
she skibidi on my toilet til i banban?
@godmodeextreme10 ай бұрын
She zoomba on my skibidi till I garten?
@lithium44411 ай бұрын
Joey contracts Mao disease (Inescapable ailment)
@oldoutlet694611 ай бұрын
My friend tried to get me to use Temu when it just came out because they were doing a special deal for inviting new members. Already I felt gross using it the second I "won" 90% off my next order due to the big spinny wheel that haunts you everytime you went on. I decided to spare a few overseas orphan hands by not getting anything.
@okimy366811 ай бұрын
Temu has also been known to sell your data, including bank information. They're also not responsible if the stuff you bought never arrives. It's incredibly shady. Not to mention that big companies in China are required to disclose literally everything to the government if they ask for it.
@pploversuckerandhuffer11 ай бұрын
@accelerationquanta5816they yearn for the mines
@trashman160511 ай бұрын
@accelerationquanta5816they yearn for the mines
@Artyom124711 ай бұрын
@accelerationquanta5816your brain should work
@shabath11 ай бұрын
@accelerationquanta5816 Children yearn for the mine.
@LolaliciousSmiley11 ай бұрын
My parents went bananas for this website. They bought a bunk of absolute trash. My dad bought a watch case with a motor that spins your watch around every so often. WHY?
@SuborbitalPigeon11 ай бұрын
Adds a bit of a challenge when trying to tell the time?
@pastaman62711 ай бұрын
that's to keep automatic watches "charged" when you don't wear it for a long period of time
@ext2747 ай бұрын
that’s for automatic (mechanical) watches ( which use the motion of your wrist to wind the gears and stuff ) to keep them going while you’re not wearing them so you don’t need to reset the time often
@strykno670911 ай бұрын
Getting a Temu ad before the video is wild 💀
@k1zm3t11 ай бұрын
THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO LMAOOO
@3dDoener11 ай бұрын
I never got their ads until one video I watched mentioned them. Now they are BOMBARDING me with their dogshit ads :(
@lrobin-is8dg11 ай бұрын
its EVERYWHERE
@hermescarraro339311 ай бұрын
Me too
@baconlabs11 ай бұрын
Zoomba looks oddly endearing for a stolen plushie with one of those car scrubbers glued to its head
@NewportNibbler11 ай бұрын
Tongue scrubber
@12KTOYOTA10 ай бұрын
cause it's ken carson
@legoguy22810 ай бұрын
I love the implication that temu wrenched away a plushie from some kid
@knatspray11 ай бұрын
I can imagine in like 20 years these bootleg shits become collectible crazes because of how utterly situational and impulsive their production was. The second coming of Beenie Babies is named Skibidi Ban Ban Wuggy Zumbo.
@LiamMazeika11 ай бұрын
The UFOPORNO at 11:50 killed me, props to the editor
@crackhair399811 ай бұрын
Never giving my kids unmonitored access to internet
@S.S.2-gi4xmАй бұрын
I AGREE DONT SHOW YOUR KIDS THAT TRASH
@uraveragedumbass10 ай бұрын
2:35 I can't believe Joel didn't thought of... *BANBUSSY RIPPED* The joke was literally there
@Cory_10 ай бұрын
Somehow this website is even more predatory looking than Wish.
@FedkaSlovanich10 ай бұрын
your phone gets so fucking hot using temu, my moms phone went through 60% of her battery in half a hour
@sawk18755 ай бұрын
@@FedkaSlovanich WTF? Does the temu app use your phone to mine bitcoin or something? 😭
@henryfreeman125611 ай бұрын
6:40 Loved hearing Joel's disbelief audibly turn into anger.
@HouseholdWarrior11 ай бұрын
I'm so glad this segment is back
@logan0fficalgd10 ай бұрын
Oh hello there -Gilbert Garfield investigator-
@HouseholdWarrior10 ай бұрын
@@logan0fficalgd ??
@goofygaming277510 ай бұрын
@@HouseholdWarrioryou heard
@danieltube634410 ай бұрын
4:26 I like how the dad said it was missing an eye when it literally just has one eye
@pitayau11 ай бұрын
THE KEN CARSON GOOMBA
@hoopsy10 ай бұрын
11:42 joel's silent acknowledgement of the man face mug has me silently giggling
@proteustheterrible11 ай бұрын
6:44 Skibidi Toilet plush toys right next to Withered Bonnie and Murder Drones? But... that is ridiculous!
@smogboy42011 ай бұрын
For context the zoomba is supposed to look like a rapper called ken carson because it was a meme in his community to say he looks like a goomba
@lali_k28865 ай бұрын
should we go back to talking 'bout Homixide Gagn again? Gang*
@destroyer25211 ай бұрын
That bussy be bankin
@DessertArbiter11 ай бұрын
Cockefeller
@kraktjoetv11 ай бұрын
the cooch runs the banks!!!!
@NewportNibbler11 ай бұрын
I judge my valuables by the Bussy Standard, plain n simple
@HumbleAshe11 ай бұрын
6:54 Swedish Palpatine when he realizes all of his army fund were wasted on bootlegs
@no6425611 ай бұрын
I really like seeing the random stuff in the background that Joel doesn't mention (at least in this cut). Something about seeing plushies of Cut the Rope, some white bat, Hollow Knight, and two pigeons in the page of a Skibidi Toilet bootleg cracks me up. Not to mention the shotgun frog, Buster Sword, handsome Squidward, and Street Fighter pins around a "fuck political correctness" shirt
@shiethegal10 ай бұрын
I wonder of Skibidi Toilet has ruined Half-Life 2 for some people. Like they can't look at the npc's in that game without hearing the music in their head.
@TheKyubiisaan10 ай бұрын
For anybody under 14, probably.
@tk-oyote9 ай бұрын
SFM editors have been doing a lot more with the avatars for a lot longer
@arrontheprotogen92769 ай бұрын
If you use Reddit and/or Twitter, that is…
@mariosonicfan201011 ай бұрын
6:43 joey immediately gravitated to the scatman toilets, but personally the murder drones bootlegs on the left are more interesting to me. like i barely know what it's about, but i figured it was too niche to get bootlegs. shows what i know i guess.
@miserirken11 ай бұрын
It got an influx of viewers after MatPat made a (very bad) theory video about the show. Now the fandom is full of minors getting mad at adults and adults getting mad at kids, to the point of everyone doxxing each other, it's amazing.
@mariosonicfan201011 ай бұрын
@@miserirken ah yeah that'd do it.
@BulborbStan11 ай бұрын
@@miserirken The videos had dozens of millions of views each even before MatPat cashed in those sweet algorithm bucks.
@monsterupdatewhen10 ай бұрын
@@miserirken fuckin MatPat as always
@caretakergaming21A11 ай бұрын
I feel this is more Joel having a genuine conversation with chat than a shopping experience but, and by god I love it
@k1zm3t11 ай бұрын
6:15 it's banban *_TWO_*
@eins200110 ай бұрын
Yeeey
@TheDerpyDolphin11 ай бұрын
glad joey finally got to play Wish 2 i’ve heard it really gud
@Dumb_Killjoy10 ай бұрын
Can't wait for Wish 3
@Saxdude267 ай бұрын
*reading Temu* : "I named him michael. I like michael" Joel: "THANKYOU BISH!" 😂
@VicerimusMortem11 ай бұрын
0:42 his sleeper agent activated for a second there
@SFM_211 ай бұрын
Now when a Temu ad shows up mid video we'll never know whether joel is doing another bit or if the ad is real. Thanks Oahborma
@BigNateA9911 ай бұрын
Amazing, actually amazing. I got an ad at the start of the video so i watched it thinking it was Joel's because that ad was actually for "funny" items from poop pillows, vacuums that blow, and the non-tearing toilet paper.
@shiethegal10 ай бұрын
The object heads from Skibidi Toilet are actually really well designed imo. It looks like something you might actually take seriously if their common enemy weren't HL2 NPC's in stuck in the sh!tter.
@akiraeatsguitarpicks49110 ай бұрын
It’s literally just a guy with an object as its head
@huntresswizard56910 ай бұрын
would u still like them if it was like replaced with their chest instead? really well designed guys with tv titties that have normal head arms and legs? im sorry but its just not a very creative design
@akiraeatsguitarpicks49110 ай бұрын
@@huntresswizard569 tvitties
@shiethegal10 ай бұрын
@@huntresswizard569 I think you just described the Teletubbies.
@huntresswizard56910 ай бұрын
@@shiethegal VAHAJSHHSHSHAHA
@BierBart129 ай бұрын
Joel is prolly one of the most genuinely joyful people I've ever seen
@Mamenber11 ай бұрын
Gotta love the menacing timer running out
@s6edge711 ай бұрын
made by kids for kids
@kraktjoetv11 ай бұрын
damn 😂
@jackmacdonald930810 ай бұрын
5:10 joel rap about garden of banban temu plush
@Kujinomics11 ай бұрын
ken carson goomba spotted
@MainlineThruTheRockies11 ай бұрын
Reminder to never use Temu because if you enter in their credit card details they will LITERALLY drain your account without your knowledge and send it off the the Chinese government (I’m not kidding). Never use Temu if it wasn’t already obvious
@Nocturne6111 ай бұрын
try telling that to the tiktok kids
@bunnycat2411 ай бұрын
is there any documentary/video explaining this?? i'd like to know more
@Gamer467211 ай бұрын
@@bunnycat24 Notice how literally every item in the video has 4-5 stars? Even the crappy heads in toilets? Temu is a Chinese company that pays people to give their crap five stars and they do want to steal your information which is why they have such 'great deals'.
@donotatme11 ай бұрын
Temu is owned by a Chinese company which also used to have a shopping app called pinduoduo. It was banned because it installed malware on your phone and sent data to the Chinese govt. Yea, never ever use temu
@pepperonipizza820010 ай бұрын
@anthroimperzia3927why can’t our TikTok be like that :(
@bubblegum038 ай бұрын
1:18 The pink American flag with Ice Spice on it made me pause the video and just stare into the distance for ten minutes.
@StrikerSans11 ай бұрын
The urge to leave a comment in german again just to confuse everyone is quite big.
@@kungfukitten6735 Da kann ich nur eine Sache entgegnen, guter Herr. Und zwar: Doppelhaushälfte
@skogen535711 ай бұрын
@@OnkelShlimpo-vr6bfa genue
@edwardgrin855611 ай бұрын
11:30 This bigfoot not shitting. He waits for skibidi to come out from the toilet.
@cringelord_6710 ай бұрын
I think that's worse considering the implications
@shark_gaming_011 ай бұрын
Kids in the future are gonna post their old plush toys and all of it’s gonna be bootleg BanBan 😭
@ephemeralgod11 ай бұрын
I just saw an ad for this company yesterday. Had never seen it before and almost never encounter ads, so I'm glad to see what the site actually is without having to browse it.
@shabath11 ай бұрын
It's wish if you bought wish from wish.
@manfredvonmanfred19911 ай бұрын
the goddamned ken carson plushie
@kingkuma411211 ай бұрын
@@keandogg I looked up the address and it came up with "zoomba goomba party: place of worship" on google maps
@dalecitydj559210 ай бұрын
this is how I rock
@kerdiocool11 ай бұрын
if y'all think having a KUU computer is bad, imagine having an ASUS
@C0rruptedSpY11 ай бұрын
haha yeah who would ever have one of those haha
@DessertArbiter11 ай бұрын
ANUS
@RubyRedPhoenix41311 ай бұрын
Yeah haha who would EVER get that brand haha
@DessertArbiter11 ай бұрын
when the imposter is laptop
@okimy366811 ай бұрын
PUU computer
@akirapink11 ай бұрын
11:56 those are some damn good specs
@sleepyprincee11 ай бұрын
my brother went to a show/carnival today,he got fnaf among us, skibid toilets, jumbo joshes, buggy wuggies, the whole shebang
@SP-4-RK7 ай бұрын
i cant believe ken carson is in vinesauce joel temu trash 17:17
@collinbloo9 ай бұрын
Should've called this "Temu Terror."
@realPurpleOrb9 ай бұрын
This has to be the hardest I've laughed in a while. The fucking "Zoomba" absolutely sent me.
@Waaahhhh007711 ай бұрын
A shame that the part were the stream crashed after searching ban ban and saying "unfortunaly we have code ban ban, i hate to say it but- *dies*"
@rayesoucy149111 ай бұрын
Microwave Society bought one of those Skibidi Toilet plushes
@TallTapper11 ай бұрын
temu moment
@Bee_Tea_Sea11 ай бұрын
11:49 UUUFFFFFOOOOOOO POOOORRRRRRRNNNNOOOOOOOO
@memedood9 күн бұрын
13:32 “JOEL MENTIONED MSM, JOEL MENTIONED MSM!!!” 👁👄👁👁🫦👁
@georgeh507511 ай бұрын
Perfection
@pksynth10 ай бұрын
i got a temu ad on this video the prophecy has been fufilled
@BottomBunkArt11 ай бұрын
I literally don’t see a difference between Temu and Amazon
@oopfloop264110 ай бұрын
amazon puts workers in bad conditions, temu works them to death
@SharpMaxwell11 ай бұрын
ken carson goomba 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@viaspiderz10 ай бұрын
6:43 NOOO THERE'S MURDER DRONES TOO 😭
@cartoonosaurus10 ай бұрын
The noise that cat makes is like the perfect midpoint between a cat meowing and a baby crying
@shanedangelo721210 ай бұрын
I’m the nostalgia camera, I fight skibidi toilets so you don’t have too.
@ethanwilde471610 ай бұрын
Hearing Joel sigh after hearing vinny played thay Skidiki Toilet horror game. Like maybe Joel thinks it was a Sunday stream when he usually plays trash games, but theres the thought maybe it wasnf.
@therealbuttsmcgee10 ай бұрын
i pray for an animated version of the boomer shirt outfit uncle joey described
@rabidhog491210 ай бұрын
Ken Carson goomba
@indask811 ай бұрын
16:34 Tears of the HongKong
@maleklefleur166710 ай бұрын
17:17 I love how nobody knows that the Zoomba is a meme that Ken Carson fans made ab Ken looking like a Goomba 😭
@DarkOverlord9611 ай бұрын
If I had a nickel for every time there was a Nostalgia Critic reference in this segment, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
@penguinmaster79 ай бұрын
that empty switch box is like something I would do
@sirrealism730011 ай бұрын
GUESS WHO JUST GOT A TEMU AD WHEN I CLICKED THIS VIDEO?
@aaronwilson946510 ай бұрын
Temu is just wish with different skin
@FedkaSlovanich10 ай бұрын
nah temu is more of a scam website with keyboard loggers then wish
@Saxdude267 ай бұрын
@@FedkaSlovanich I mean they both do it, but Temu is just DOUBLY obvious.
@FedkaSlovanich7 ай бұрын
@@Saxdude26 idk i like wish you got some cheap junk then you run into a item that is priced fair and its good, i bought a plate of cheap steel armor as a .22lr target and its stopped 2 .50 bmg rounds.
@sadboiinasweater610410 ай бұрын
This is the one where joel learned about my singing momsters...
@IvoryRune11 ай бұрын
I actually got a Temu ad for this lmao
@staticbvnds11 ай бұрын
they made bootleg ken carson goomba lmao
@levyonthetrack11 ай бұрын
would cop tho
@tsu08761e10 ай бұрын
those youtube emoji 😭😭
@cyberia19989 ай бұрын
17:37 Skwambo Skibidi Baño.
@vincanthofred819511 ай бұрын
next part is goiing to be so good with the roomba
@12KTOYOTA10 ай бұрын
He doesn't know the goomba is supposed to be Ken Carson
@datcat11scratchАй бұрын
me: 🙁 joel: *pronounces a word in a funny way* me: 🙂
@JerkInci2 ай бұрын
i got an ad for Temu on this video
@logan0fficalgd10 ай бұрын
You're making me wanting to get a banana cat plush now
@sonicandkirbycollector94372 ай бұрын
❗️Bum bum cream moment❗️
@HumbleAshe11 ай бұрын
10:19 That Palpatine impression got me ded lol
@Whentheshark11 ай бұрын
Banbaleenaaaa :3
@at0micl0bster11 ай бұрын
i recently played through most of the Dragon Quest games with 6 DS being the last... i wasnt prepared to hear the battle theme here 16:02
@adenlarios10 ай бұрын
NEW BAN BAN DROPPED
@kenirainseeker53910 ай бұрын
"age group: 14+"
@Unknown-ct5yk10 ай бұрын
i identify as an animal type rodent
@moxxiepeppino11 ай бұрын
Oh wow
@galil538610 ай бұрын
Nobody even knows the "Zoomba" at the end of the video is based of the musical artist known as ken carson