[Vinesauce] Joel - Vinny Christ

[@SpyGuysX]

Vinny died for our sins.

[@gdfish3532]

+SpyGuysX God bought us with a special kind of money... Vinny's sanity!

[@AirzelGekisho]

I went to Catholic schools from kindergarten through high school, and I can confirm that everything in this video is exactly what happened in the bible.

[@TechNoirMK]

VINNY IS THE JESUS CHRIST REINCARNATION CONFIRMED CONFIRMED

[@dmas7749]

TechNoirMK The burden that vinny carries...

[@Dimentio36]

"I am so blazed" *sets person on fire* most morbid pun 2015

[@dmas7749]

KRäFT WêRK Relax, there will be something more morbid by the end of this year.

[@kevinjr.2345]

D MAS define morbid

[@dmas7749]

Thomas Gerlach Can't, it's something you just have to know. =P

[@chrisdoessomestuff4782]

KRäFT WêRK This was back in 2012.

[@WasabiKitCat]

+KRäFT WêRK I thought I was the only one who noticed XD

[@Lapeno456]

According to the Bible this is 420% canon

[@deektedrgg]

Bible pages make good rolling paper. 420 lifehacks, only here on Vinesauce.

[@Jake-kp3vd]

Dzaga Maga canon*

[@luigiosmbz]

*vinny stands accused of murder* "vinny's crimes are insignificant to thievery" What is this...I don't even

[@12334jk]

They are mostly jews. except for romans, romans aren't jews.

[@12334jk]

SquidShield9000 i'm glad you agree that the romans aren't jews.

[@BepisJones]

i am a expert in identifying romans. for example vinny is not a romans.

[@judybrunola5489]

SquidShield9000 "vinny is not a romans"

[@BepisJones]

I DONT REMEMBER GIVING YOU QUOTING PERMISSIONS

[@ThatOneSarcasticGuy]

This is the first Vinesauce video I ever saw. This is a completely accurate depiction of everything Vinesauce.

[@AxisX7]

Between Joel's maniacal laughter, the Batman scene, and the ending, I'm pretty sure this is some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen in any Vinesauce video.

[@dejureclaims8214]

Actual footage of Biblical times.

[@LaCheeseman]

colorized

[@caesarpizza1338]

Circa 2015

[@HardlyCarrying]

V.I.N.R.I

[@kolbykauffman4180]

"I am so blazed..." *proceeds to blaze up a nigga*

[@MrMadness1]

Vinny is hinted to be the Second Coming of Christ.

[@crunchytoast4993]

Mr Madness jessus must keep up with times

[@dreamEnd]

The music in the end fucking ᶰᵃᶦᶫˢ it.

[@mandrac2]

am i the only one to notice the best pun of 2015 so far? come on guy!

[@Tmccreight25Gaming]

Nothing in this video is funnier than Vinny Christ lugging around a fucking cross for no apparent reason.

[@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180]

This was what got me into vinesauce, and thankfully so.

[@TheSolidMidgetOfficial]

I just remembered this video was a thing. Glad I found it again.

[@Sonamyfan875]

1:19 Possibly Joel's GREATEST moment in streaming history.

[@jlferris5995]

I follow only my lord and saviour Vinny Christ. He owns the Happy Mass Shop. Praise him.

[@lithium444]

3:45 I came here from the recent Hard Time 3 stream and can't believe it's true, Boomtown did get Vinny crucified

[@roberte2945]

"I don't know where this finger is going but _I'M BATMAN"_

[@ianbatplushie65]

i just found my new religion.

[@bobthechampion]

2:23 Probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen. "I'm so blazed!" *sets dude on fire*

[@Sonamyfan875]

So who came here after the full livestream?

[@blingking501]

Jesus this is 7 years old now? I remember watching this and only felt like yesterday.

[@No-Me3]

It's interesting how the editing quality and Joel's level of funny have inverted over the years.

[@windyman56]

When I was in middle school I actually got the pastor to sing Hulkster in Heaven for some reason. Then this happens.

[@ripleyandweeds1288]

as the years go on "LEVITATION! NOW FLY AWAY" will always be fucking hilarious no matter how old i get

[@hellixn777]

MDickie... ooooh MDickie.. These games.. Please mod Hard Time next..

[@XiEViLiX]

I looked at this and thought it was a mod for Hard Time.

[@maurienvy]

"Get out of Sychar, you're wanted for murder" *Flames down that guy*

[@CharlieQuebec-fb6ho]

This is the first vinesauce video I ever watched all those years ago

[@fombocombo]

This is not Heresy/Blasphemy if it an Alternate Universe.

[@Hoodiebud]

Wait, isn't this an MCDickie game too? You know, the creator of HARD TIME and WRESTLING MPIRE? So Joel played his game since the start.

[@numbersstationsarchive194]

Vinny mentioned it in an Android Trash stream from years ago too.

[@xXxDurandalxXx]

missed it by a couple days but happy 6th birthday vinny christ

[@SleepyAdam]

I want to time travel back to 2012 just so I can watch this live as it's happening.

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

This is why Batman should always have solid white eyes.

[@AnarkheBringer]

I don't know why, but the end actually made me a little sad until "Rip in penis" started scrolling across the screen. Joel shouting Vinny's name like that and the music just hit me weird.

[@billymacpluy1681]

One time I made Joel Christ in the You Testament. Unfortunately, He met a similar fate as Vinny Christ. May God rest both of their souls.

[@PurpleHurrple]

"I don't know where this finger is going, but I'm BATMAN!" Joel never ceases to... Well you know. Be Joel. :)

[@MrPocketSpaghetti]

this is awesome

[@koolmin23]

Joel please post this whole stream, it would make me happy.

[@ZDNAnimators]

my favourite moment is batman

[@blingking501]

I can't believe this doesn't have more view, I remember watching these daily Back in the day.

[@DGneoseeker1]

What is that music that started at about 1 minute 20 seconds in? For some reason that cracked me up.

[@DGneoseeker1]

Well, I worked out what the music was. I found an ancient comment explaining it. The Delta Force - Alan Silvestri

[@trallawan]

Chuck Norris involved; serious business

[@DeepDiveDevin]

You're lucky you got it that fast, because it was only a matter of time before some jackass came and said "Darude - Sandstorm".

[@DGneoseeker1]

MasterShadic2 I had absolutely no idea what tune you meant when you said that. Then I looked it up. INSTANT RECOGNITION. I know this as "generic Laserquest music". Or at least it sounds just like what used to get played in Laserquest continually.

[@everstray7482]

R.I.P Vinny Crust

[@ripleyandweeds1288]

Vinny confirmed for Jesus

[@ReikoAyanamiCh]

I literally hurt myself laughing this was glorious.

[@WarpxD]

The best video on youtube.

[@xx102894xx]

i have not been able to stop saying "I am so blazed" for like every situation since seeing this masterpiece.

[@TheSwerAlmighty]

I really lost it when main part of "Delta Force" theme kicked in.

[@MRFLAPPYTREE]

Fucking delta force theme is the best

[@douk3395]

why can this joel come back

[@Pikana]

Joel totally could have saved vinny at the end. He let him die so he could be in charge of vinesauce.

[@GingerChristmas]

That is like, the greatest comment EVER!

[@alucaresalucares4935]

We will never forget you vinny the blazed. Rip 420

[@tsmusic162]

Old Joel is still funny joel

[@rulocheewe]

Wow, so much changed since.....starting by the mic.....XD

[@Weird_Dog_]

came back to watch this after Hard Time was streamed

[@nidomeister24]

How come I've never seen this until now. Also wow this was a long time ago. Holy shit

[@ChessPieceRook]

They killed Vinny! Those bastards!!

[@TheStargatefan12]

He's absolutely baked...

[@RoseShrimp]

This was a good stream

[@fluffytoons]

THE AFFECTS OF WEED

[@gabed4248]

Oh my god this is the bible version of Hard Time

[@directortyler123]

The song is hulkster in heaven

[@ReikoAyanamiCh]

Watching this on Easter with zero shame.

[@fukyomammason]

Is this the made by the same guy as the games Cr1tikal played with Chef Vortivask and his other hilarious abominations? It looks painfully similar.

[@joegomes2725]

Yeah, the dev is called M. DICKEY. He did that soccer game, the survival-ish one, wresling, and Hard Time

[@justinhendy4440]

Joe Gomes what games this

[@CrashGordon94]

+justin hendy "The You Testament"

[@WasabiKitCat]

+CallMeCactusSok He also made a new one for tablet and IOS called School Days, which is basically a PG-13 rated Hard Time.

[@joegomes2725]

Oh joy...M "Dildoes" Dickey is going to mobile now. Actually, his games usually have entertainment value (subjective), which is something I can't say for most of the crap i see in the mobile "sim" genre

[@kewlkatzklub982]

I can't believe he played this before playing Hard Time.

[@VIGZ727]

This is some old school stuff. I wish I watched Joel at the time.

[@snek8393]

MY EARS

[@Yzrch]

I saw the dude get back up around 3 minutes in, and I was like, I literally said to the screen, YOU HAVE ONLY ONE LEG WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[@WHYSMYUSERNAMETHAT]

YOUR SOUL WAS ALREADY DAMNED.

[@Alukardo11]

i fucking love this video

[@someguy-hs2wt]

i'm a christian and i approve of this video

[@davidelliott6990]

Joel can you post the full stream of this game

[@prankstertwins]

rest in peace in peace? okay

[@yvyrose195]

The whole thing is hilarious!

[@Superstar6060]

"It hurts to get kicked in the dick." Wise words from a wise man.

[@nomenome8891]

best.

[@Lapeno456]

"oh im sorry Token mr black guy"

[@zantanzuken]

so blazed.

[@michaelcrowell4444]

;-; may vinchrist rest in peace

[@midnightcthulhu5551]

yall need gargd

[@negljbreakergaming]

the Savior we need, but not the one we deserve right now

[@TheChickenspoon]

Matt Dickie makes the wierdest games, and he thinks they're his gift to mankind. Although they are masterpieces.. of hilarity. Check out hard time next it's just as funny.

[@TheTrueChuster]

Amuricah Mc Vinny died for your sins... remember him.

[@Tyler2_8049]

YEEEAAAAHHHHHSS

[@pandorasangel2747]

I was in high school when I first saw this, I feel cold

[@lilyliao9521]

what the hell -Sincerely 2020

[@HALO4246]

this games like hard time

[@DUBSkyLinEx3]

joel is the best guy ever xD

[@EdgarAllanPogo]

Amen

[@LolMan4409]

1:30 I FUCKING LOST IT!!

[@trallawan]

i cried

[@GeraldGA1993]

oh gowd was Joel just starting out in this vid,the audio mang the audio!!! *ears bleed *

[@hankowen99]

if this was in the bible I would convert

[@NoLifeBrine]

Joel- Hard Time.

[@invadercatty]

you wur a grt man vinny a grt man

[@theswip3r]

Yep.

[@shAdowgen064]

"Leave Vinny to rot on the cross."

[@anonpony1693]

wrestlers back in the bibble tiems. seems legit

[@tgg1217]

oh my god the mic