[Vinesauce] Joel

Man hates Boardgames. Makes One.
Date streamed: 13 May , 2024
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[@mikoirl]

Hey Joel, did you know that a youtuber named Vargskelethor made this boardgame to torture his friends?

[@iangardner2395]

FR tho, since Joey played Crypt we gotta see Vale play this

[@LambentV]

Bro, just wait until exinthevatican hears about this

[@Shark_Builds_Bro]

​@@LambentV Joey veteran detected. I am a Joey veteran as well. ✋

[@cloudrider7386]

Vat?…no vey :D Small world huh

[@osakeleto]

JOL JOL JOL MY FAVORIT YUTUBER DID THIS GAEM!!!!!!

[@funx24X7]

Poor simpleflips forgot about agreeing to this and just got done streaming only to be subjected to three hours of Joel’s unbridled bullshit, took it like a champ though

[@10upstudios]

i hope thats not true

[@discipleofdagon8195]

Like a champ, you say?

[@predictableherb]

Least complicated modern boardgame

[@SuperFranzs]

It's honestly pretty simple.

[@bene.100]

Each turn you have like 12 different things to keep track of its insane.

[@TylerNovakYT]

Please do more Joey's Castle, I could unironically watch 20 episodes of this game.

[@arcadeportal32]

I could too, I have been honestly playing this a lot in my pocket while working at night.

[@GamayObera]

Expectation: A board game based on Takeshi's Castle by the name. Appearance and gameplay: A board game set in one of Yakuza movies directed by *Takeshi Kitano* himself.

[@pixeiotto122]

Isn"t it Takeshi Miike?

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

​@@pixeiotto122 TakAshi Miike. They're both directors but Kitano branched out into acting and generally being a public figure too.

[@pixeiotto122]

@@StormDatIsApproaching Yeah I knew dw, I'm referring mostly to the yakuza movie. I think the director was indeed Takeshi Miike and not Kitano unlike op hinted at. Unless I'm stoopid Would also be kinda ironic with the legend about Takeshi hating video games too for him to direct a movie based on a video game franchise

[@DracoHandsome]

Undoubtedly the bullshit factor is inspired by Takeshi's Castle _and_ Takeshi's Challenge. Challenge is a parody of video games, so this is a parody of board games

[@elegant_lilligant]

This is like when a character becomes what they fight against in order to take them down, meaning Joey Vsauce is an anime character on a mission to defeat every board game ever.

[@Shark_Builds_Bro]

Same with Cantbeatthis land in Mario Maker 2.

[@Forest_Siren]

I see joey has remembered his lessons from Roulette Boy's game in gregory house I'd like to see a casino card thats just like "You win $0000000 !!!!"

[@toonz9971]

11:53 Joey, that is a circle.

[@Dariaosu]

He is still working on it

[@KytusGame]

26:09 i like that joel pressed it to explain how it works then immediately forgets and just blames everyone else

[@MitoNova583]

well now I wanna know if this is on the Workshop so I can go torture my friends with this next board game night

[@caniplayzz]

i think it is or will be released soon (tm)

[@LM-MMM]

I just imagine that Joey spends all of his free time cooking up ways to torture his friends and that's why his highlight videos take years to come out

[@MathewWithOne_T]

This game needs a coach present to regulate it

[@madameghostie]

a CM (castle master)

[@trickybakery4274]

While watching this I had distinct flashbacks to being 7-8 years old and playing imaginary battles/games with my friends on the playground wjere we would just make up random ass scenarios and rules. This stream felt like that at times

[@rosera99]

When I was 8 I made a board game and I made my grandma's elderly friends play it with me- I vividly remember one of them complaining "I'm always dead, in the hospital, or in jail!". I'm glad Joey's current brain is on the same wavelength as mine 14 years ago.

[@KuaRock]

I think I speak for everyone when I say when do we get the kickstarter to fund this into a real board game

[@SIONGELION]

Joel's villain arc

[@gardares]

Mike's overpowered arc*

[@Sapphireartist]

Back in the poop/toilet games, Joey talked about doing a colab with Markiplier. THIS is what they should play!

[@masonasaro2118]

board james would be proud

[@WilfredCthulu]

Suggestion: Better discern what's a TURN (one player did their turn) and what's a ROUND (all four players took their turn).

[@osakeleto]

he wont fix it because joel loves to hide behind "idgaf im so silly teehee" hope he leaves it like this though, its more chaotic

[@SuperFranzs]

@@osakeleto Well he hates boardgames.

[@No1TypeC]

This is the best board game ever made. Joel needs to sell this for real, it could easily be his Grotto Beasts

[@HatsODoom]

Marco is a baby cheater, when he died to the flamethrower he was supposed to go to hell.

[@4rumani]

Lamest expression ever award goes to you

[@HatsODoom]

@@4rumani I think you're in the wrong channel bud.

[@skogen5357]

This just proves that boardgames peaked with chess

[@lowpolyzoe]

I love the "more burning" card so much

[@Kain128]

What a legible video title.

[@smivan.]

1:53:13 The chances of this are like 1 in 46656, amazing

[@cardboard4929]

This game has some "Card Wars" vibes.

[@masonasaro2118]

to be fair, i actually played card wars (via the mobile app), and it’s just a simplified magic the gathering

[@masonasaro2118]

to be fair, i actually played card wars (via the mobile app), and it’s just a simplified magic the gathering

[@arantisdavis1623]

@@masonasaro2118 i miss cardwars

[@omicronalpha8827]

Sleepy joey torments him and his friends with this one neat trick

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

Joey finally made BUNCO a reality. Is the hot sauce I have to chug with my bütte included, or do I have to bring my own mr Fecal? But seriously big props for making it, Joel, I remember you talking about it at random point thorought the years. You're one of the most unique creators of the times

[@bengoodwin2141]

This game is insane and i feel like we've only seen a tiny fraction of it

[@Chrisboy265]

48:48 The onset of Sea Shanty 2 playing in the background made the next moment perfect.

[@flandersnatch2285]

Shout-out to SimpleFlips

[@crogan5141]

I would buy this. I want this in my home.

[@Jdude60IsBack]

hoping this gets on the steam workshop

[@relek9545]

2:22 half life 1 scientist scream

[@Merik2013]

Just gotta say, this was amazing. I'd love to watch you guys play this again.

[@predcon1]

I like the part where Joel whiffs on the card saying "ALL players roll", and misses a chance to keep Fren in Heaven.

[@sadriposting]

i havent laugh this much in a lot of time, god this is the most bullshit and chaotic stream Joel has done in a while

[@SuperWiiBros08]

this looks fun

[@HatsODoom]

Wait Joel himself made this? Oh boy, can I download this on the Workshop?

[@simmy2208]

Just checked, didn't see it

[@HatsODoom]

@@simmy2208 I didn't see it before either, hope it goes public at some point.

[@uchuujin]

i believe he mentioned in one of the other streams he uploaded earlier today that he might release it eventually but not yet, apparently

[@HatsODoom]

@@uchuujin Might still be WIP too.

[@Qbasz007]

3 hours went like it was 10 minutes. Awesome game Joey!

[@CarrionCorn]

43:29 "have fun being poor on a 🅱️oring cloud!"

[@FelixAndrews]

Is this/can this be pubished on the Workshop? I have some friends I no longer need.

[@muovikallo]

You shouldn't let Joel cook, But letting him is more funny

[@DiceRobo]

I think a good change would be for the board to have a world event card section, and for each card to go into that and then move right after every turn. Once it reaches the end of that section the modifier stops. Just a way to keep track of those more easily

[@theelusivepyroshark5119]

Looking forward to more Joey's Castle in the future

[@ejboogy5749]

This was amazing we need more!

[@DracoHandsome]

Joel having trouble following his own rules for his own fever dream is amazing.

[@derpaboopderp1286]

The dark souls of board games

[@moh.syafrianabie8899]

Jotul wanted to annoy his friends, got annoyed by his friends instead. Classic Jobey.

[@LilBrovig]

Imagine playing this at family reunion

[@Vok250]

Joble remember his password again! Thabks the lord

[@ghostglow1347]

Yo what up

[@stilllogan]

Always love when Joel streams with other people :)

[@Twitch380]

GAME NEEDS locked in Dice popers for rolling so no one else can mess with dice

[@renderedusless]

Another classic episode of Joel masochism

[@lowpolyzoe]

Joel please release this

[@MarissaChillya]

this is top shelf content

[@ViktorGodofDualies]

I love how it’s just a troll version of Talisman and the rules just keep changing. I kinda wanna play this now

[@slipipipi7971]

Ngl this is genuinely really cool more please even with new guests

[@flandersnatch2285]

What I hear: "I'm a psychic skellinton..." What I know: yes, this game is for me

[@kraktjoetv]

anyone else notice him using the Ryland Kurshenoff N64 jungle mixes as bgm?

[@gaminggranny1541]

Peak game

[@DrErikNefarious]

I want to download this so bad

[@Wicked_Fox]

Joel, can you upload the great waldo search stream that you did a year ago?

[@Kola25_97]

Looks like James Rolfe's Deadly Danger Dungeon has some competition.

[@Baahlskra]

It's absolutely amazing to me that Joey is far and away the worst at understanding the rules of this game he made himself

[@KytusGame]

We need a Joey's castle-card expansion pack.

[@FugginNugget]

Omg, put this on the workshop, please!

[@mareksicinski449]

1:17:30 also Romania doesn't rly count; that is in general like an interwar european map

[@mingusbingus8540]

joey please release the game to the masses

[@phial7616]

another classic from Joelfisk

[@superstinkybeans]

Arena: 1% chance to have massive hp Entire board: 99.999% chance to instantly die and go to hell

[@skogen5357]

Jory is already funny on his own but when he plays off others its the fucking best and leads to some of the funniest vsauce momments of alltime. It's a shame that he's unable to do it more often due to time zones and such.

[@fuzzy_bit]

hogan's castle

[@TheSilly6403]

Explore over three levels!

[@NissenFundoplication]

finally board games but epic

[@thegoombaboishow]

1:59:08 he laughs like spike from flushed away if you know what im talking about and if you do here’s a kiss 💋

[@ShadyNerd]

mike I have no idea if you read the comments here but I have been revitalized by the absolute spite with which you won the same game twice

[@zombiemex4043]

This NEEDS to be the next big streamer meta

[@sheeppf5265]

Is this Joel's Takeshi's Castle

[@TheJolle]

Finally, a boardgame for the high IQ individuals

[@dragonfire0137]

It's like new age Deadly Danger Dungeon

[@denkiryu226]

this kind of game requires a DM tbh

[@corvusdominus9835]

The DM is a tabletop referee *CONFIRMED!*

[@pandavova]

you know, after finding out joel stayed up for 24h, his behavior makes more sense

[@lizismis]

Omg this should be a real party game

[@roblodono7663]

It's behind you :)

[@WilfredCthulu]

Well well well. Look who shows right up as soon as I start rewatching meme house yet again! Uploading right when vincent john does to overwhlem me too! Joey if you see this play cryptmaster and super af rpg pls.

[@famicomdisksystem]

This is like Dokapon Kingdom but even more dastardly tbh

[@johnyamahakeyboard7472]

Joey upload for the first time in a while, when did he start batching his content?

[@johnyguacamole2878]

is joey's castle a play on takeshi's castle (and how funny bad the game related to it)?

[@dukinukireal]

we've come a long way from bunko

[@itzybp1985]

PLEASE tell me this is on the workshop finally i need to subject my friends to this

[@4rumani]

they constantly forget about every rule...

[@simonm_25]

It reminds me of "Patrick The Game" spongebob episode

[@smivan.]

(round 2 spoiler) Mike absolutely won that second round earlier, though, Joel's fanciful misleading aside. Based Mike decided to let folks play though, and then won again. Amazing.

[@ZiggyZoko]

Nah, Mike pulled a third event card for no reason and Simple knew it. Mike should have gone to jail.

[@ASlutty9SUnit]

Leave it to Joel to devise the most hair brained board game to piss off others, only to manage to piss himself off the first time, then cause sheer chaos live on stream. This is going up there on my favorites hahah

[@jplichta]

harebrained (I'm not trying to be an asshole)

[@ASlutty9SUnit]

@@jplichta No, Joel doesn't have the brain of a hare. His brain is covered in hair. He uses fuzzy logic. (God this is the most forced joke ever lol.)

[@jplichta]

@@ASlutty9SUnit lmao

[@goldenexperience1123]

Please tell me there will be a workshop release of this at some point in the future.

[@HeroineNisa]

Waiting for it to release on the Steam Workshop...

[@sargesoap]

You ain't alone, pal

[@MsTatakai]

i would add an extra rule to this... While Golden Fren is on possesion, you deal Void Damage. Dead or alive, Void damage can't be healed and its permanent damage. If a player dies due to Void damage, that player seizes to exist and its out of the game. To win the game you CAN seize all other players or return the Golden Fren to the Castle!

[@KytusGame]

3:00:52 "mike gamble" *I'm $4000 in debt*

[@celeryman14]

Will this be on the tabletop simulator workshop at some point?