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[@TehSteempunk93]

I just got one that said: "Beware the clown" with a picture of a dark hallway.

[@kaydwessie296]

And you printed it on a shirt, right?

[@fAKSDFKamsdf]

Genuinely terrifying

[@XxX_afterHours_XxX]

:o)

[@1.4142]

pennywise

[@lainhikaru5657]

That's very good advice actually

[@patchyluna]

"People in stock photos are victims" is a golden one I remember from a while back.

[@TheAbsol7448]

That's amazing.

[@IDyn4m1CI]

I got a similar one, it said "The experience of posing in stock photos can be a lot similar to being the main attraction of a freak show"

[@revolvingworld2676]

@@IDyn4m1CI Kinda true

[@djk1288]

“You need to leave the country.” *Image is just a smiley face*

[@ell1012]

You need to leave *immediately* :)

[@The_WhitePencil]

Or the clowns will find yoy

[@jaexxo]

I got “ civilization is the movie where the star is fucking"

[@victoroverangels]

Is it because I'm an immigrant (joke)

[@TemporalShrew]

I got a really excellent one in Mindfulness Mode: "Dead? Don't." Thanks, InspiroBot. Until now I hadn't realized that being dead was holding me back.

[@kaydwessie296]

Beautiful

[@egyedgergo8904]

Boi don't dead

[@justcama]

I once got one that said "Get Sucked"

[@Yewtewba]

Definitely don't dead.

[@butternutbitches5903]

In mindfulness mode, some of my faves: the first, something akin to, "The earth is your consciousness, you stupid fuck." and then later "breathe in. and out. squeeze your ass inward." and eventually: "don't meditate. play with your body. inverse your brain.." It's time for bed.

[@revolutionartiste]

A good one i got was : "Sacrifice somebody you find horrible" and the picture was 2 people parachuting

[@GabrielTheDoggo]

Hmmm....

[@randomnessproductions4212]

HMMMMMM

[@secretjanus]

HMMMMMMMMMM......

[@pablohotiesmarques2575]

444 likes

[@TakeNoShift]

I got one a while back that said "Be the reason that a store clerk snaps"

[@JacobKinsley]

My grandma related to that one

[@bored_person]

Karen!

[@XTCYDVL]

LMAOOOOO

[@Green-Raccoon777]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h2mkipyEZ72VmKc Someone actually did that, and it was GLORIOUS! XD

[@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179]

Maybe it just meant you should become a musician.

[@bukachell]

I went on and the fifth quote I generated was: There's no "I" in "Brain Damage"

[@saurie7861]

lmfao

[@egyedgergo8904]

PERMANENT BRAN DAMAGE

[@Paradoxum177]

I got: Repeat to yourself: “I am not being brainwashed, I am not being brainwashed”

[@ddoober]

Angel_Boy 177 holy shit that’s scary.

[@iwilldefeateverysinglejust3826]

Angel_Boy 177 me too what are the chances

[@jolt5095]

mine was "Terminate It" with a picture of cats WTF LMAOO

[@Cat-pw5qr]

@@jolt5095 oh god oh fuck please no

[@leannapink548]

NoxXn yeet No.

[@peytonmitchell7488]

Got one saying “Politicians can also be prisoners” with a picture of Hitler.

[@GabrielTheDoggo]

No shit, inspiro bot!

[@mso1ps4]

Hitler: a prisoner to the system

[@SlavTiger]

Hundreth updoot

[@mattiswan1]

101st like

[@man4437]

A prisoner of society *I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE*

[@push_hardly]

Some good ones I got: -Lizards are actually sexy. -Your brain is nice. -Parents - Whats their real agenda? -Don't think of it as prostitution, think of it as adult entertainment. -Spread disinformation about classical music. -If you are the fattest person in the boat, get out of the boat. And the worst one I've ever gotten: -The difference between a slave and an accident, is that an accident is sentient. Holy shit InspiroBot...

[@nobody8442]

The worst one I've gotten so far is: "What's so stupid about forcing a cat to be your blow up doll?"

[@april5054]

Blessed is the man who gives to his horses his harp, but more blessed is the man who gives to his horses his sexual experiences.

[@muskrat5oup144]

-If you can spread him, you can waste him -A dildo will always be a dildo -Political correctness makes people attack what others think of as unattackable -A bag of dicks a day keeps the animals away -Bronies do not have souls -Don't rely on the over-hanging surgery, just prepare to die And my personal favorite: -Suck cake, work fake, suck crap

[@AIexxo]

Star Platinum

[@seto007]

-Squeeze your bowels all the way down your ass.

[@lunalie6938]

The inspirobot goes creepy if you use it for too long, it gets all self aware

[@Taras-oj4tf]

It happened to me. I got so freaked out

[@naturegirl1999]

yep, then the background changes, then it changes back. It also says stuff about insectoids sometimes in between quotes

[@shyvioletgirl]

I got so freaked out when that happened to me!

[@theone2-three438]

I went for like n hour and I genuinely think it may have accessed my data, it started saying like stop watching (series I was watching and shit like thaat)

[@snintendog]

all its doing is reading data...from google..yeah look at what google has on you its scary.

[@same424]

Mindfulness mode: "Squeeze your head into your asscheeks" I'm not even kidding, I was laughing for a solid minute or more.

[@patrickeg916]

Sounds like it wants you to be a bit more egocentric. And to stop putting yourself down. or maybe this is just inspirobot putting random words together

[@Workerforhimalways]

Jesus is the only way to salvation ❤❤❤

[@spencermcw]

“Why not trigger a nuclear war?” Thank you inspirobot

[@darksoulsismycity]

We didn't get Trump elected for nothing

[@borgkingerei6993]

@@darksoulsismycity *uuuuhhhhhh*

[@lugoorstar]

The art word. Is noting to worry about

[@lugoorstar]

The art word. Is noting to worry about

[@zizthefirst]

*INSPIROBOT CONTROLS MISSILE DRONES NOW*

[@This-Was-Sparta]

Good one I got: "Regret and die" with a picture of a flower in the background. Just the sort of inspiration I needed. Also: "Existance will have meaning in the future. Until then, have a hamburger".

[@randomnessproductions4212]

The first one sounds like something Flowey would say and the second one sounds like something Sans would say.

[@fusrosandvich3738]

Ah yes, the demotivational poster.

[@calvingoodall4939]

Sounds like a nihilist arby's tweet.

[@kaprix6436]

Hamburgor.

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

With unexplainable lust comes unexplainable disease

[@z5396z]

a.k.a. AIDs

[@morganhalle9905]

thank you for your reply, you really made the joke funnier

[@guy_th18]

@@morganhalle9905 how would we ever have figured it out without him?

[@thomasjefford9605]

Such a Lust!

[@danandchristineharbour2538]

@@z5396z bruh you forgot hiv wait nah is sti

[@sparex4273]

"If you are pissed, remember to try not to kill someone." -Inspirobo

[@randomnessproductions4212]

Ok, now this is some good advice.

[@XTCYDVL]

i really needed this, thank you Inspirobot

[@whitewolf9088]

I just got "Everything is a fantastic horror movie towards death" with a picture of pug wrapped in a blanket in the background. Okay.

[@Lishadra]

FracturedDeath I got “If you can investigate it, you can arrest it.”

[@jacobp.2024]

@@Lishadra sounds like the tagline for an over-the-top horror movie wherein a police officer arrests the monster or something.

[@voids49]

"Inhale." And a picture of a hot dog with a really long sausage.

[@ddoober]

TiKAL xD

[@elevenpoisons2484]

god why was that so funny

[@elevenpoisons2484]

picturing it made me laugh too loud

[@muayviet334]

"Feel how your sphincter is annihilating what you had for dinner last night."

[@TheAbsol7448]

I can't breathe.

[@michaelbradshaw6567]

Whenever I get married and wake up next to my beautiful wife, this will be the first thing she hears in the morning

[@rtifakt]

"Intensify all war" "Never let anyone tell you that you are not a murderer" "There are okay gnomes and there are bad gnomes"

[@mikotoh]

hoo

[@redcalxz6846]

Also known as Jaden Smith tweet generator

[@StrikeFear13]

When a mirror is a mirror is a mirror is a mirror is a what am I?

[@guy6327]

Why can we drink a drink But not food a food -Jaden Smith 1812

[@Houndoom97akabranflakes]

No better way to put it. this Is literally it

[@SlyHikari03]

Picture you with nothing in

[@Green-Raccoon777]

666th like

[@Slenderquil]

My two favorite bits I've gotten from using inspirobot were "If you can dream of her, you can eat her," and the best one, "The solution to Canada is global warming."

[@ddoober]

Slenderquil Ramcharge the solution to Canada is global warming.

[@EatAnOctorok]

If you think about it, a lot of people would love to eat their dream girl.

[@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179]

@@EatAnOctorok VORE

[@TheCinderDude]

@@EatAnOctorok nah if u really think about it Canada will be solved with global warming. No more hockey!

[@nocturnalwyrm4249]

I got one that had a man holding a crowbar silhouetted by the headlights of a car behind him that says "People can never be loved"

[@jakesommer3914]

Jesus Christ, the amount of dark, implication-laden scenarios inspirobot comes up with would give Orwell a granite stiffy. Some other guy said he got one like "Beware the clown" and it's just a fucking dark hallway like holy shit haha

[@Aetharn]

Half life 3 storyline, they hired the postal devs

[@TheHylianJuggalo]

I got that image with "accomplish goals"

[@thatnentendogamer3611]

I got that background once, but it said "believe you are dieing" instead. Coincidence, I think not

[@radcut7404]

"Your penis is controversial." "Create victim blaming. Eat monkeys." And the best "Loneliness makes people penetrate what we know as unpenetrable."

[@magicsasafras3414]

That last one is to true

[@DarkClaws914]

consider how get fisted

[@Zelarpie]

I actually got a somewhat coherent story: Back in the dark ages there was a lazy warlord who was in search of a new wife in the village, when he encountered a poor virgin. "Dearest virgin, wilt thou tell me where a lazy warlord like myself find a new wife?" he asked the virgin. The virgin closed her eyes as if in a trance. Then she answered: "I have no idea." The warlord blessed the virgin. Then he murdered her and dumped her body in a well. The following night when he was shaving his back, the warlord understood everything: existence is incredible and there's nothing no one can do about it. And he was happy for the rest of his life.

[@TheHylianJuggalo]

Metal.

[@Voc_spooksauce]

Inspiring

[@Shrigmaxxing]

What in the...

[@DaanBruins]

Well that escalated quickly...

[@galacticfire9727]

My favourite inspirobot quote was "coffee? I sure love human sacrifice" and the background image was Adolf Hitler.

[@ddoober]

Galactic Fire oh gosh

[@datpoyo4900]

I don't even have words to say what inspirobot makes

[@juankgonzalez6230]

Should've been Beriya

[@skoopdewoop]

Checks out.

[@ambskater97]

"Someday you must take ownership of your best friend's wife." Thanks, bot.

[@frank144p4]

Really reminds me of a song called “Long Lonely Night” by a band called “Red Vox”, they’re kinda underground so you’ve probably never heard of them.

[@AIexxo]

Oh I've heard of them. It's so weird how the singer looks just like Vinny. How crazy.

[@Mick_92]

Red Cox xDDDD

[@frank144p4]

lolol xDDD OwO _uwu_ *R e d C o x*

[@raviolican9627]

I'm 1 year late

[@SlyHikari03]

Hey I love those guys.

[@PenguinMaster25]

Love Big government.

[@GigBound]

No. Damn Commies and their subliminal messaging.

[@Infinite_Archive]

Love Big government.

[@Chaosdemon4444]

Orange man, bad

[@scrimblebimbo3045]

Almost pissed myself when that happened :'D

[@DraconisMarchVII]

*Propagandabot

[@Mister8]

steal the identity of family members, generate drugs.

[@kaydwessie296]

That's not inspirobot, that's my To-Do list

[@aminjeanbredimus7157]

For those who missed it or wanted a thorough readable version, here it is: Back in the dark ages there was an ugly farm boy who was born and raised in a house in the forest. One day, a knight came to visit him, and said "good day, kind farm boy, you wouldn't happen to know where a knight like myself can find territorial dominance around here?" The farm boy kept quiet. "How can that be?" asked the knight. "That is because I know that a knight is a son as much as a son is a son." replied the farm boy. After some thinking the knight decided to become a son to the farm boy, and later the farm boy married a crooked old princess was wise the most was declared farm boy there ever was.

[@aminjeanbredimus7157]

Apparently, mindfulness mode always gives such funny stories. Here's one from me: A long time ago lived a young wild man whose home was in a house in the forest. One day, a salesman came to visit him where he lived, and said "tell me, kind wild man, where can I find a wife?" The young wild man quickly answered "do come in, for a wife can be found here in my home" "A wife here in a house in the forest?" asked the salesman and the wild man quickly replied "You heard me right." "How can that be?" asked the salesman. "That is because 'polite' depends on your point of view" replied the wild man. The salesman got angry and refused to be a wife to the wild man, later the wild man killed an attractive mother but that's a whole other story.

[@borbis6723]

All of my long stories end in suicide. Wtf.

[@naturegirl1999]

I had a story too. I don't remember the exact words, but an ugly man asked an old gorgon about something, I wish I could remember the whole story.It ended with both of their deaths

[@rotundoctopus514]

As “love big government” came up, I got one saying “smile to the authorities!” I’m scared

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

"Without the sadomasochism of eroticism one cannot get meaning" is basically just a french postmodern quote

[@patata6868]

Literally Foucault 💀💀💀💀

[@btarg1]

"people who like freedom of speech also like penises" - inspirobot (that's one I got ages ago)

[@ScarfKat]

they gay dab dab

[@GigBound]

"Love big government."

[@bored_person]

Only about half of them.

[@Baleur]

12:32 haha this is actually legitimately a GREAT meditation training method. Because it's like, sure its easy to go silent into the quiet place when you've got no distractions, but try fucking reaching nirvana of serenity without bursting into laughter at the insanities generated by this AI. THAT is a true meditation master, that can remain in control during THIS.

[@Tyranitar.]

…while it’s forcing politics onto you, too.

[@sailorcentrist5077]

"Lawsuits can be scary." This video has been copyright striked by Nintendo 37 times.

[@Armameteus]

"Make post-ejaculatory guilt go viral." Wow. Did I just get shamed by a computer for my sex life? For a more legitimately inspiring one: "Human existence without kindness feels pointless." Which was actually followed up by: "Improving human trust involves improving ourselves." Damn.

[@brendanj.9358]

Inspirobot speaks the truth.

[@lastchance1829]

well I got "Human existance without nails is pointless"...still have had a few actually inspiring ones

[@randomnessproductions4212]

@@lastchance1829 That reminds me to be thankful that I still have all ten.

[@randomnessproductions4212]

The first one doesn't sound like shaming, it just sounds like telling you to share your experience.

[@Bee-N64]

try to drop your brain

[@naturegirl1999]

Need a date? Drop acid with a picture of a man and woman in wedding clothes

[@ifeelluckytoday]

Ok

[@rafaelinio1]

"Family is 50 percent self-interested and 50 percent egocentric" this is what i got lmao

[@nintendofan222222222]

I got one that just said "Dying is ok".

[@nintendofan222222222]

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[@chadschmaltz9790]

Of course it is, we are constantly doing it.

[@durtenur6120]

It's ok

[@danteezy945]

Just ok is not ok

[@crazyluigi6664]

Today, I got one that said "Let people know that dying can be very demotivating".

[@metashrew]

6:14 _"Focus on your breath"_ he says, while a picture of tombstones is showing. Well said, InspiroBot.

[@littleanvil2164]

ambulance sounds

[@ditfing1]

"It's never too late to try drugs" with a picture of 10 skulls

[@Gamering22]

My favorite from this website is probably “You insect” with a picture a a kitten staring at a flower

[@JJAB91]

In the early middle ages, a poor warrior once approached an unmarried seamstress and asked her "tell me my good seamstress, how come you are so praised, you who are only an unmarried seamstress?" "That is because I always try to keep in mind that: an unmarried seamstress is only an unmarried seamstress if the unmarried seamstress thinks herself to be an unmarried seamstress" replied the seamstress. The warrior had never before heard such truth spoken, and carried it with him for the rest of his life, and later in life, he died.

[@DaanBruins]

Well that escalated quickly... in the last two words...

[@mycocodog47]

@@DaanBruins Did you expect him to be immortal?

[@TheYeetedMeat]

@@mycocodog47Yes.

[@paulrus-keaton439]

"Appreciate how your fingers are vanishing." "Make globalism mandatory." "Expect charity, prepare for government." "'Winery' is just another word for 'Hell'" "Screams can become nice."

[@ddoober]

Screams can become nice

[@randomnessproductions4212]

One day I make you scream Steven

[@ChadConnor]

Obey darkness. Obey fear. Be the reason that someone contracts a disease.

[@siraxolot4262]

Be the plague

[@NuniaBiznaz]

Sounds like inspiribot's a nurgle follower recruiter.

[@datpoyo4900]

OH GOD THIS DID NOT AGE WELL

[@ChadConnor]

@@datpoyo4900 yes it did

[@watergamer6446]

so it was _you_

[@Fuzy2K]

I got one years ago that said "Before the sodomy comes an open mind".

[@ronindebeatrice]

Or a closed one...

[@gimmeahorse]

I got a picture of a sleeping cat with "Psychopaths of the world! Work together to defeat your common enemy, involuntary celibacy!" Huh.

[@lilyk3734]

You just need to fuck cats it's all so easy

[@sheez7734]

@@lilyk3734 just ask us weebs we do it all the time smh

[@Workerforhimalways]

Jesus is the only way to salvation ❤❤❤

[@Larantula]

12:34 possibly the hardest vinny has laughed since The Choicest Voice

[@satoruriolu6132]

Check Capussi!

[@Workerforhimalways]

Jesus is the only way to salvation ❤❤❤

[@nateforlaw]

"Meditate on this ancient Chinese wisdom: After the pains, comes the phantom pains."

[@Arvacondria]

vinny's laughter is like. the best sound in the world

[@anxiousscribe]

His laugh is as angelic as a newborn babe's cry.

[@Moshca]

I got "being yourself is a mistake" ... RIP me

[@MilesEdgeworth129]

Welp, looks like all that advice from family and friends was wrong all along.

[@Technocolor00]

... I got "bestiality without joy is marriage"

[@The360MlgNoscoper]

what

[@justanotherchannelwithauno7580]

So wives are worse than animals. Inspirobot's marriage seems to be falling apart.

[@Quacktivate]

​@@justanotherchannelwithauno7580I saw your comment had no likes and I felt bad for you so I liked it.

[@z5396z]

Love big government Also lawsuits can be scary

[@adrianaslund8605]

I once got "Using a drunk as a sex toy is the very definition of immoral" Which is true.

[@wesnohathas1993]

"Being yourself and horniness go together like psychopathy and biscuits." Thank you, inspirobot.

[@sarahgirl1998]

How to Inspirobot Mindfulness 1. Come to relax 2. Stay to laugh 3. Leave to get away from the creepy images and sounds 4. Repeat

[@saifuusuri]

I got one that actually made me think. "Remember that disturbing thoughts are merely radical ideas attacking themselves."

[@footsoldier5178]

I got an interesting story: "Once upon a time in China during the Ming Dynasty, lived a young marksman who was walking around on the palace grounds looking for gold. It was was then that he encountered an ugly, old hag."Dearest hag, wilt thou tell me where a young marksman like myself find gold?" he asked the hag. The hag did not have to think at all. "I do not know" said the hag. The marksman hugged the hag. Then he murdered her and dumped her body in a well. A year later the marksman made a discovery to himself: each and everyone of us is already in possession of gold if only we believe in ourselves. The following day he found gold and he was never unhappy again."

[@kumo8370]

Wow why are there random stories in the comments

[@michaelbradshaw6567]

The better question is why do they all involve murder?

[@blizzard2508-k7n]

@@michaelbradshaw6567 some are just the same story with little variations...

[@voltekka47]

"Rule #5: If you actually need a cure for cancer, feel shame."

[@KyllingThyme]

Man, this video gave my lungs quite the workout. Thanks Vin.

[@ItsJustDevi]

I actually kinda want more of this.

[@persob]

I entered mindfulness mode and got "You loser."

[@temerodiavolo470]

*satan is temporary*

[@numbskull6593]

Repeat this mantra: Fitter, happier, healthier

[@RaftProduction]

More productive

[@silkeburrows6899]

thats the power of home depo

[@JovianCloudfarmer]

16:18 Vinny: Have you tried meditation? Other guy: Oh, no, I'm not brave enough for politics.

[@gingerbrave4341]

I just got a picture of woods. The quote was "Investigate the music." *I don't think I want to, thanks.*

[@Gensys0]

"All those moments will be lost like lobsters ... in the rain." Quiet the legendary blade runner quote.

[@chesterfieldsnapdrag]

Real farm boy hours, who up?

[@Stephen__King]

Just got a classic from InspiroBot... "Cancer makes earth bearable"

[@bobisnotaperson]

When you want to end your desert island.

[@zhubwat]

"Focus on breathing" The background was a picture of space.

[@PuddleBit]

18:42 unless they have a dragon fetish.

[@babypinksnail]

owo

[@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179]

uwu

[@JacobKinsley]

oWO

[@TheAbsol7448]

Yes. Vinny: "I disagree." In other words... He thinks people who enjoy assholes are the same people that enjoy dragons?

[@ClassicMacro23rd]

Damn scalies.

[@obololegal]

We need a whole stream dedicated to random generators like this and the breeder one

[@EatAnOctorok]

Breeder?

[@ib_res2566]

Breeder?

[@thatoneguy5205]

"The key to friendship is bladder control"

[@joaquinglantz350]

2:31 My boy InspiroBot predicting the start of 2021

[@QueenFondue]

My favorite that I've ever gotten is "Be the reason that your doctor puts on pants."

[@robertcornhole5197]

Inspirobot told me, "They can make you destroy democracy, But they cannot make you quit drugs."

[@mr3urious]

Here's some good ones I got: - Meditate on this insight: You don’t have to get addicted to opium in order to get arrested. - A boyfriend can be a mechanic, but a mechanic can also be a boyfriend. - Isn’t it kind of obvious that disturbing thoughts can become pretty cool if you change your outlook on the world?

[@Magestig]

InspiroBot said to me: _"Civilication can be an overrated brainfuck."_ *We truly live in a society.*

[@lucasweinberg6825]

12:34 one of my favorite Vinny laughs

[@TakoyakiDonuts]

The first one I got: "If you can become sterile from him, you can sit on him."

[@randomnessproductions4212]

This is what I do I sit on you

[@AwkwardSilenceGaming]

"Forget the fact that stock market is just another word for amusement park." Ohhhh if you only knew.

[@Traveler-VII]

Here's one I got: Adored is the father who shares with his father his uncle, for he also brags about his manmilk.

[@Bytezor8]

I remember trying mindfulness mode and it immediately told me “look slutty”

[@sparex4273]

GUYS GUYS! I just got the best one ever. "Don't let a kick in the groins get in the way of a punch in the face." Perfect.

[@Rippertear]

My favorite I've ever gotten was "You can be the reason why a neighbor has a mental breakdown". Printed it out, it's hanging on my wall right now.

[@saltapple2769]

I got “You have the power to make it so that a fellow citizen changes their home address. “ 💀??

[@Rippertear]

@@saltapple2769 Incredible

[@Lagartoman7]

19:31 for you

[@kiroilija]

Inspirobot is telling us Satan is a temporary secretary

[@eternityvoid1158]

I've never seen mindfulness mode get so horrifying.

[@Sigurdur5]

Just tried this and got this in Minfulness Mode: "Eat insects. Stay a pig." as the melody to the Titanic theme was played on a flute amidst traditional drumming. Stellar.

[@Nyghtking]

So here's some good ones I got: In the future, life will make sense. So yell. Don't cry over your friend's pregnancy, just find a way to forget it. Don't be ugly. It's not ok.

[@spindlespice197]

Kitchen appliances are gonna penetrate you (aurora borealis background)

[@randomminecraftfloatingsan6677]

"ensure that your grandmother is sold" inspirobot never ceases to make me laugh.

[@diogoo602]

I got "Shit is mildly amusing" and "It's your fault if your politician is smoked"

[@thaithuantran5582]

To the future generations: It's all fun and game in the old times.

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

Don't forget that you're feeling like you can't find your place in the world. And don't forget to eat an apple.

[@yesindeed5998]

I got one that said something like “Keep being the reason your mamas and papas regret being born.”

[@JayTohab]

7:50 “Well, hope you enjoyed-“ “We aren’t halfway done yet.”

[@ell1012]

SOME OF THE WORST ONES I'VE GOTTEN. - Let's make alcoholism sexy - You shouldn't be depressed. - Grandparents- what are they really up to? - Be a horrible boyfriend - Cannibalism is a beautiful thing - Rule #1: abuse drugs - Always remember that you are worthless More coming soon!