Vinny - Fast Food Simulator

[@vinesaucefullsauce]

Twitch Chat Replay ► chatreplay.stream/videos/izUZAaDQAjo

[@mikoirl]

Classic middle manager behavior from Vinny this video. Does nothing but serve drinks and decorate a christmas tree while his employees (chat) does all the work (unsatisfactory).

[@Markm8]

This is the American way 🫡

[@rocketforthree4479]

He refuses to talk to his employees and his employees aren't allowed to speak to him, they have to talk to the supervisor first.

[@Moldy135]

Vinny getting 90% of the way into the stream then realizing he barely knows how to play was pretty funny

[@TheHunkySquirrel]

@@Moldy135 My favorite part was when he said "this is weirdly fun to play with other people" about one hour in or so, even though he had played for maybe 5 minutes.

[@enifyako]

i think it is wonderful that immediately upon having a workforce to join, vinny gets high on the authority of a manager

[@ImOnATripBaby]

This is giving me TADC episode 4 vibes.

[@LolaliciousSmiley]

This is an actual nightmare scenario. Alone at work when your shift starts. You can't remember how to do anything. Sometimes your hands don't work. People are lining up. When you finally bring someone their order, you forget the tray.

[@yuletidecheer]

The fact that I have had word-for-word nightmares like that when I used to work food service. One that sticks out was putting together a menu item that didn't exist, and my mind didn't even know what to make it look like so it was just a mass of bread and cheese (sub shop) with like 2 pounds of oregano on it. And of course the customer was standing behind me and being like comically impatient.

[@genericgorilla]

then you go in the locker and change your gender

[@ilovepeoplebro]

​@yuletidecheer never worked in the food service industry, but that sounds like a nightmare to me too

[@Roverd26]

"vinny i have new slurs i want to show you"

[@GooBomber1]

"I have seen slurs you people wouldn't believe"

[@natalyst]

@@GooBomber1 "f-words shouted in the corner of a waffle house, c-words screamed in the dark under the queensboro bridge. all these moments will be shared, and your twitch career will be lost, like tears in the rain."

[@Makocat]

every slur in the abc to the xyz

[@JohnWick-rh1zz]

i wanna see what he's gonna show

[@helloofthebeach]

That's destined for a "vinny reads unhinged chat messages" compilation.

[@darylroll]

You walk into MacDanooj. Day 1. You observe 5 athletic men over by the hotplate intently watching two cooking patties. One is perched on the same bench your food will be prepared on The food is overcooked

[@markhaus]

The quintessential fast food experience

[@ilovepeoplebro]

This is literally a poem

[@CwazyWabbit4]

I like the one employee who runs at 1 frame per second

[@pareidolist]

He just got back from backstabbing players in Dark Souls

[@Sin_City_Assassin]

Working in fast food on christmas, classic american experience.

[@LootandScoot]

Ignorant European belittling the Americans for exactly what their dumpster fire continent does aswell classic internet experience 😂

[@markhaus]

Amazing to watch middle management behaviour emerging almost instantly

[@halo7oo]

I know he be running a McDonalds like it's the navy.

[@MitridatedCarbon]

Full of s€@ m€n? (Sorry for the spelling, KZbin deleted my comment.)

[@Soubifloof]

"hey, why don't you" is the new "would you kindly"

[@lithium444]

Finally Vinny is realizing his dream of opening a SlopBurger restaurant

[@Benja04]

Saw him more as a deli worker but this is the next best thing!

[@Farticuss]

Speaking of slop, Limes' collab on this was very good.

[@shanehunts342]

Six Guys Slop Burgers

[@dysr]

@@Benja04 Vinny did have a stint working at a deli too, I’m pretty sure. He’s just expanding his horizons.

[@seasaltlover]

52:08 Dave dancing was making me giggle so much

[@DaveKap]

It's one of my fav songs in FF6 and I got real lucky that the lag of the stream and lag of the game combined into a perfect amount of time to sync the dance up. Truly a Christmas miracle.

[@seasaltlover]

@DaveKap Christmas miracles maybe DO exist

[@ToonLittleCat]

Didnt think I get to play alongside Vinny again, but here I am (from 30:18 onwards; mostly just wrapping up burgers). Had lots of fun though!

[@SomeSoonicGuy]

Thank you for contributing to the MacDanooj family dinner company. Edit: Now known as McFecal

[@DryWater73]

Too bad our dearest Melpert was largely inert the whole time :(

[@PTSD_Guts]

Aren't you the one that got in on the B3313 stream

[@ToonLittleCat]

@@PTSD_Guts Yup. :)

[@pallida.M0rs]

i keep watching 3:24 to 7:30 on a loop. between the awkward, over-involved controls and some of vincent's absolutely baffling burg construction choices i am convinced that he's either one of those sickly children raised in hamster balls or a space alien. maybe both

[@christopherthibeault7502]

LOL! I work at a convenience store and will tell you straight up it is nowhere near as complicated as Vinny makes it look. It does take a minor knack to juggle orders on the fly. We don't use deep fryers or pans at our place--we use convection ovens, timed digitally, a roller grill for hot dogs and since the main focus is pizza (and this happened only after I transferred in full to a legacy gas station nearby), they ordered a full-time self-serve pizza display. That development lets them put regular actual appetizers and sides on the warmer alongside the breakfast sandwiches, which sail away like quicksilver (before, the pizza had to occupy the same space and it was frustrating to play catch-up with the demand). But anyway, even though Vinny ended up becoming a manager who was better suited to decorating and marketing than he was the nuts and bolts of direct customer service or logistics (I've seen the latter personally), there is so much you can do, entry level or otherwise, corporate or not, in what time you're on the clock. Best advice: if you do wish to work somewhere like this, make sure your commute one way is under 10-15 minutes.

[@zaksaturday1693]

I gave him shit over FTL, felt bad, and now this. I've never played this game before in my life and I don't know how he couldn't do this kindergarten level gameplay

[@christopherthibeault7502]

@@zaksaturday1693 I know how. He was playing a bunch of Christmas-themed games recommended to him by chat and viewers. They sent him an image of a virtual machine, namely a Windows 98 setup, chock full of early CD-ROM and Doom and Duke Nukem stuff. This went on for a couple hours. Playing an antiquated set of games does a number to you when you play top-notch modern shit like Half-Life. So, he was not only in a muscle memory lapse, he was exhausted. You can forgive him for not being terribly adept at a work simulator that doesn't really capture the essence of working at a fast food dive. Also, it's on early access and likely riddled with bugs and stupefying breaks from realism. I'd want to decorate a Christmas tree, put in his position.

[@vrabo3026]

Vinny messing around with the tree and leaving the game unpaused for 7 years feels like an average Mike stream.

[@kilomancer]

for real though i miss when fast food restaraunts had SOUL in their layouts, everything truly does look the same now

[@crackedemerald4930]

the layout is exactly like the one in TADC, it's crazy.

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Never really went to fastfood places much, but they did have a different feel to them. Now it's like eating at a supermarket, if that even makes sense

[@itryen7632]

I miss when consumerism hasn't failed us as catastrophically as it does nowadays :(

[@yotsuyuyagiyama2443]

I miss old taco bells, they had so much sauce 💔

[@gregvs.theworld451]

@@crackedemerald4930 As someone currently working in fast food, I lowkey got a little depressed every time I paused to read a sign or writing hoping there'd be jokes or random characters or "why are you reading this?" type stuff, but it was all the stuff I literally see when I go to work. Spudsy's was a bit too real.

[@who6242]

There was a burger king near me that had a 12f waterfall that people would throw quarters in for wishes. I remember some of the water getting into my mouth from standing next to the waterfall and it tasting like diarrhea. If only I could relive these precious childhood moments again.

[@kenm2709]

dah....dire ree yah!

[@DouglasSpankson]

howd you know what diarrhea tastes like

[@who6242]

​@@DouglasSpanksonyou ever have taco bell right before they close?

[@stickitydoodah]

12 FOOT omg I gotta get off reddit. I read that as 12, female. And I had many questions

[@suburbhermit8792]

"I want to go to a fast food place and get sick!" No Vinny...Trust me. No you don't.

[@Seth1915]

Welcome to Spudsy's, can I interest you in our "Just Pickles" meal?

[@HoofKicker]

I want the stupid sauce with my meal it makes me stupid.

[@gregvs.theworld451]

@@HoofKicker Ball's the court of any fast food chain to make bank if they just give us the Stupidburger as a TADC promotional tie in.

[@zaksaturday1693]

Vinny I love you but I am never apologizing for commenting on your gamer prowess ever again after watching the first 7 minutes of this

[@zapcat6029]

52:06 whoever is this guy crouching to the song is awesome

[@DaveKap]

Yo.

[@jeanmouloude]

FINALY, vinny got a REAL JOB, not like "streamer" i am glad you're finaly making the right decisions vincent, melpert

[@Ukkomečo]

Joke: fast food?? Why would you want to food when your fasting??

[@Ukkomečo]

Why, would you want to food when you're fasting?

[@Ukkomečo]

Got another joke: fast food? Errmm.. Yeah... You can't just "eat food" when you're "fasting"...

[@Ukkomečo]

So the joke here is that the word fast has two meaning, which are the adjective "fast", as in "I'm very fast at running" and noun or a verb which is "fast" or "fasting", which is what you do when you don't eat food for a long period of time.

[@crackedemerald4930]

this guy should be the streamer instead

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

I would suggest doing stand-up, but I don't think you can get off the chair

[@Makocat]

Vinny don't insult the customers to their faces. You have to wait until after shift hours to do so.

[@MilesEdgeworth129]

Take it easy there, Gangle...

[@Makocat]

@MilesEdgeworth129 just feeling normal

[@nellePoint]

this is actually so realistic its insane, used to be a closing manager for a few years

[@stickitydoodah]

The least realistic part is having a mostly fully staffed kitchen every day, really

[@djdexcat]

Heh, one of the very first videos I ever saw of Vinny was of him playing a jank multiplayer fast food game. There was a... _significant_ amount of grilled rats.

[@bentraplay6754]

Burg

[@ridleyrage5283]

Ah, MacDanooj, founded by Danooj Avidanooj in 4/20/1969

[@Skarmillion]

hey! i understood that reference!

[@ArmoredChocoboLPs]

Vinny finally gets a real job Decorating the tree for underpaid and underworked fast food employees

[@jonmahashintina]

i think... id be the type of fast food boss that sings phil collins songs to my workers.

[@kawaiiarchive357]

I wouldn't mind having Vinny as a manager, I feel like he doesn't ask for much. Basically don't make him do too much and everyone is happy.

[@TomJakobW]

And if you screw up, just sprinkle in words like “clean” and “spin” and “bio”. He’s not gonna be able to resist doing the weird voice and lighten up the situation.

[@shadowwake19]

Five minutes of gameplay and an hour and a half of tree decorating. I feel like the title may be somewhat misleading.

[@sgas]

burger

[@EthVortexShield]

In all fairness this isnt titled "Vinny PLAYS fast food simulator"

[@shadowwake19]

@EthVortexShield good point.

[@Whyamibzsdmh]

The long awaited sequel to the classic Burg stream

[@Hal9000ize]

With that one who will not be named?

[@blobbem]

Now 100% slurs free!

[@FloatingDogs]

6:28 That "What you want" was a very Beavis and Butthead moment

[@TotalllyUseless]

cant believe I spent Christmas eve with my family instead of with my precious Melpert and his chat

[@Hammi4Real]

Chef/manager Vinny too busy with his iPad on Christmas Day while his minimum-wage-less employees bustle past him like good little worker ants, fuelled probably by crippling college debts. Someone call Kitchen Nightmares.

[@KaiserTom]

"minimum-wage-less" Dead 💀

[@AverageOhioGamer]

OGs know that this isn't the first fast food game Vinny's played. Look up Vinesauce Burg

[@Krbyfan1]

Tree Decorating Simulator

[@roflcopter117]

Just replying because your pfp is Washu.

[@navi_6621]

43:07 I love how they Leveled Up and did some happy jumpy dances and Vinny didn’t even notice 😂😂😂

[@danem2215]

Wendy's went down the tubes once they got rid of the sunrooms.

[@SparxI0]

I think Dairy Queen used to have those too. Some of them anyways

[@dreamlandnightmare]

Those were so cool. Hardly ever eat out these days, and haven't eaten from Wendy's since 2012. Once in a while I get a craving for a McDonald's big breakfast. And I'll eat Burger King about once every 2 years.

[@danem2215]

@@dreamlandnightmare Unrelated but you mentioned BK so here goes: In 2019 I got sick from undercooked BK nuggets. The regional manager mailed me 2 coupons. Two different dates, two different restaurants, both burgers were nasty, cold, and made wrong. That was my last time at a BK.

[@dreamlandnightmare]

@@danem2215 My local Burger Kings tend to OVERcook their burgers.

[@Shmandalf]

Where I live fast food costs as much as going to a regular restaurant so I just don't bother going anymore

[@TheLeaderishere]

This brings me back to that classic Burg stream of his, featuring that iconic username moment :)

[@Hal9000ize]

You're fired

[@youngsplitterr]

Was wondering if anyone would bring that up.

[@scrung]

username moment?

[@danielchucho8198]

​​@@scrungThere was stream when Vinny was playing something similar to this and somebody had the hard NR username.

[@TotalHooman]

It's the freak phone, and here's the party freak

[@MarioSonic46]

Can't believe chat didn't put either Anton or Annie on the tree. They're Red and Green for -crying- screamin out loud.

[@halo7oo]

32:47 Classic CRPG character portrait looking picture, BG1 Vinny.

[@adrake161]

Vinny reminds me of the managers you see on Kitchen Nightmares. Doesnt actually learn how to run or even work at a restaurant, just hires someone he knows to do the work 💀

[@theemollusk]

"Ketchup is our secret ingredient... ketchup is our only ingredient!" 😂

[@aceking121212]

lol this was not a good viewer experience

[@crackedemerald4930]

really funny coincidence for this to come after the amazing digital circus episode four

[@vindetta182]

Dang was hoping for a Link to the Past rando for Christmas but also glad Binny decided to just enjoy the day

[@zaksaturday1693]

The way he immediately begins separating buns from the bag and just throwing them without discretion onto the table

[@TropicalEmperor]

Welcome to MacDanooj

[@spengithestrangeengie8474]

See I want a sim like this, and then I want a sim that's more like Walmart size supermarket simulator.

[@MitridatedCarbon]

This is why i hate and will never work in a fast food. Like i can even feel the anxiety. "Unskilled labor". 2 hours there will turn me into a grease-based Unabomber.

[@augsit803]

Vinny's impression of a CEO managing a game dev team.

[@halo7oo]

44:53 The start of this song made me think it was Wake Me Up When September Ends.

[@YourLovelyMajesty]

This man has never worked (fast food) a day in his life!

[@gregvs.theworld451]

I love pinning last year's Christmas tree onto my Christmas tree, as per tradition.

[@Valientlink]

Home Alone: Lost in Macdanooj

[@gravecactus]

i worked at a dairy queen. vinn why do you do this to me.

[@rustydean772]

Vinny gets a job.

[@nathane5287]

Dave & Vinny make an excellent team

[@Dylanquinn666]

The children yearn for burg

[@shinyrayquaza9]

I feel like they would still enjoy it because it doesn't come with the real stress since its just a game

[@elmangodefuego5526]

Spare no expense, Greeb.

[@YarrowKass]

Caught DaveKap dancing to Devil's Lab 52:05

[@neauxway]

so glad for slimegirl representation on the tree 🙏 happy xmas

[@skeleton_craftGaming]

feed my coins mr freemaaan... [I am so fucking baked]

[@Makocat]

If this kind of game had twitch chat integration for the orders with some sort of menu command key words. That'd still suck less than actual customer service

[@WilfredCthulu]

Jerma coded game.

[@TheGeekRex]

I didn't know Jerma knew how to code

[@WilfredCthulu]

@TheGeekRex He's really good at it.

[@Thomlin12]

This game does remind me of Citizen Burger Disorder.

[@resentedkhumbo7479]

you didnt have to blast a "big naturals" song double the audio of the rest of the stream

[@Theosyion]

This tree nicely summarises the year of the freak

[@lobabobloblaw]

An incredibly f**king visceral experience this was

[@jonmahashintina]

i appreciate dave dancing to the music.

[@Runicspider]

his feeling my pain, since i worked at a burger joint.. ugh..

[@vale_recca]

turns out the temple by red vox is about fast food restaurant and how the manager is leading by example, but, the employees couldn't get the burgees right

[@thisguyisfine1512]

Bob the blob shall forever be immortalized within that Christmas tree. We truly have PTBD(Post traumatic Bob Disorder)

[@KETrace]

you're welcome for the nightmare mode

[@jordaytee]

Employee dancing to Magitek Factory really got me

[@MonsterJuiced]

Classic Vinny with his 5cm radius cone of vision the whole time

[@vero_vento]

I like how vinny didn't give a oriented on no gooning in the restaurant

[@simplememe70]

help idk why i wheezed here 2:24

[@bentraplay6754]

Thanks Dave for doing the co-manager dance on Christmas

[@zivamayne]

I play this game to improve my real life skills of working fastfood

[@Expa0]

41:26 This FF7 music just feels like the perfect music for this whole scenario.

[@manyyoumas]

I was just looking at this on the store page last night and wishing vin would play, little did I know he already had like a hour ago

[@predcon1]

7:53 makes a character that looks like Seth Green. Loses 50 Popularity points.

[@burgbass]

Burg HD

[@figurativeElement]

big metal walls

[@zivamayne]

I used to work at the MacDooj back in 1874

[@zivamayne]

5 minutes in and he’s already stressing

[@trashman3636]

This is why I work diners

[@ourDreamcatcher]

Was Dave an EverQuest player? I've never known anyone else to say ding for a level up 😂

[@DaveKap]

No. In fact, I almost never played any MMOs where people would say "ding" on level-up... I just got that through osmosis.

[@Emeraldrox303]

WoW players mid 2000s said/did this too fwiw

[@alienhatz3265]

vinny allows dave to cook

[@sdgx0]

yeah i can imagine getting a second ban 16:49

[@yotsuyuyagiyama2443]

what in the world are the chapters..

[@Arcamoy]

What's the music that starts playing here? 35:12

[@augervongaribaldi]

What’s the name of the animal crossing song around the 34 minute mark?

[@orderlychaos314]

That's 6:00 PM Snowy from ACNH, as far as I can tell

[@AverageOhioGamer]

Anyone know what the gif was that vinny didnt want to add?

[@callieprotector]

Real Fast Food and just working restaurants is stressful and harder then this game. I'm on my 3rd year working at a small restaurant under my local university. Also on top of lazy employees and unlike in video games it makes mine and others who work just as hard life a lot harder.

[@EthVortexShield]

I'd much rather play this than Cart Life.