Vinnie Jones Gets Violent On The Soccer Field | CONAN on TBS

(Original Airdate: 01/07/15) Whether it's smashing a door with his head or crushing an opponent's crown jewels with his hand, Vinnie isn't one to be messed with.
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[@Boglinification]

There's still a plaque at the end of my street saying "On this spot, Vinny Jones pushed Dennis Wise into the River Wandle". Guys a legend round here.

[@EverGreen1888]

I hope this is true

[@12000gp]

What street?

[@Boglinification]

It's near the bottom of Wandle Bank, if you Google "Vinnie Jones River Wandle" its one of the first hits

[@TC8787-yq7og]

Shite player though

[@dmc3863]

Who cares, I buy it !

[@pjkpjk4709]

From now on Paul Gascoigne will simply be known as "That Guy"

[@sharktamer]

I'm not even a football fan and I'm still ashamed of Conan for that

[@Lorenzogino]

@@sharktamer you can't expect an American to know any soccer player by sight, and that's absolutely fine. no yank would be annoyed if you failed to name any given quarterback. different countries follow different sports.

[@funguy8801]

Gazza.

[@cesarcabreraconde8967]

And the worst part maybe is that not even Vinnie mentions Gazza

[@adampalmer8573]

Gazza will never be just “that guy”

[@danum442]

I worked with a lady who used to work at Sheffield United as a receptionist when Vinnie was there and she had planned a holiday and was so excited. Sadly her dog needed an expensive surgery a few weeks before so she needed to cancel the holiday to pay for the treatment. Vinnie found out and brought in a paper back with £1000 in it and told her to get the dog better and enjoy her holiday. He also told her to not tell anyone as he had a reputation to uphold. Hard man, soft heart x

[@slacktide5675]

Love it … thanks for sharing

[@abul7orof]

"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity". Bullet tooth Tony.

[@Boy_O_Boy]

Snatch😂

[@SUBSCRIBE-Liam]

😂😂 😶🦷

[@sc14Av]

That Guy being Paul Gascoigne Arguably the greatest British talent of all time .

[@AdamMFCW]

Wife beater Gascoigne

[@jasonphelps1680]

Exactly !!! Nothing like doing your homework. 🤣🤣

[@mick9708]

Famous wife beater

[@bhvillaman4401]

Americans wouldn't know or care about him at all.

[@keebs67]

Greatest😂😂😂😂 u having a laugh not even near it

[@CactusJack60]

As an American who loves British culture, I apologize on behalf of Conan for calling Gazza "that guy".. 😅

[@Greg-lp1cg]

Would have thought Vinnie would have mentioned ‘that guy’ was twenty times the player he was??? And he’s a mate of his.

[@CactusJack60]

@@Greg-lp1cg facts

[@robbiebalboa]

@@Greg-lp1cg100% I’m Aussie but my first glimpses of Gazza was his goal v Scotland when I was 8. They don’t make em like that any more.

[@paxmeds86]

Thank you sir! Have a word with some of your fellow Americans would ya!?

[@hellodavey1902]

lol…apology accepted! 😂

[@MrDominic152]

He plays another good part in The Gentleman.

[@Real-fussball]

The Crowd have no idea about what the hell he is talking about and what type of man he really was as a player 🤣😂

[@simoSLJ89]

Lock & Stock - Snatch - Mean Machine - EuroTrip - X Men the Last Stand. He is a legend!!

[@Mr2greys]

or typecasted which he seems ok with

[@kamuelalee]

"Avi, pull your socks up."

[@josephmckenzie6493]

He was excellent in the Gentlemen

[@amaroklv]

Redirected: "Lithu... fcking what?"

[@miketawn5171]

Gone in 60 seconds

[@briantravelman]

Im gonna go out on a limb and say that he's probably not a fan of VAR😂

[@mediapartners9950]

They don’t make ‘em like Vinnie anymore. Underrated, as he was actually a decent player. Good to see him doing well now.

[@letmetellyalilstory9122]

"This guy", Paul Gascoigne 😂😂

[@JasonNahRealFitSG]

And to just downplay that he crushed the crown jewels of Gazza... hahahahaha

[@SeenGod]

D E S E R T E A G L E, .50 😂

[@kamuelalee]

"Avi, pull your socks up."

[@CleverContrarian]

Awesome scene/clip

[@2010dame]

Your balls are shrinking

[@YT-Idea-]

yours says replica on the side, and mine says....

[@PeterJPickles]

It was Paul Gascoigne who's nuts he was crushing, probably the most talented English man to play the game, threw his career away though, through alcohol.

[@mick9708]

Battered women

[@bhvillaman4401]

Yep cheers geoff we all know who he is

[@ronnyjohnson739]

Doubt the yanks know who Gascoigne is mate

[@davidrobbie2920]

threw it away, he played at the top level until he was 35, more than rooney managed

[@saneman7177]

To be fair to him he was an alcoholic throughout his entire career, it was his knee injury in the early 90’s that hindered him badly… still capable of moments of genius throughout his career, although not sure if I’d say he played at the “top level” until he was 35… his last England cap was at 30 & that was when he was playing for Rangers…

[@orinm4128]

This is pure gold that audience sucked

[@tomsawyer7429]

As a 90s kid in the UK, everyone rooted for the crazy gang, no matter which team you supported.

[@jenko109]

No... No we didnt 😂

[@doricdave7192]

Nope, never heard of them 😂

[@josephmckenzie6493]

I think he'd be an amazing Alfred in Batman

[@marcdaniels9079]

Not a bad shout as he actually has some acting skills these days

[@posner89]

Dreadful take

[@josephmckenzie6493]

@@posner89 fart pie 🥧

[@Blackwell0102]

Closer to Batman or 2 face for me haha

[@bhvillaman4401]

​@@posner89you play him then eedyat

[@that70sjunkie]

Really funny timing that video given that in yesterday's Champions League match Inter player Marcus Thuram did the Vinnie Jones 'willie' crush move. And even though there's video assistant referee now, it still went unpunished (they were eliminated, so didn't end up mattering)

[@TinaSatana]

gotta be why this video surfaced

[@Art-is-craft]

That was a shocking decision and they reviewed it as well.

[@WhatDemocracy]

Hearing Guy Ritchie talk about vinnie was brilliant..... the guy is pure class.. and a gentleman

[@hayeonkim7838]

Thanks for interesting and valuable video as always ❤❤❤

[@davidmurray4677]

The best part of the gazza story was that gazza sent Vinnie flowers and Vinnie sent a toilet brush back

[@michaelhockus8208]

yea that bar violence against actors is a real thing in England. I know Daniel Craig has said that people at bars consistently try to pick fights with James Bond, so he can't go out for a pint.

[@stevenknight1198]

As if anyone has tried to pick a fight with Daniel Craig.

[@wigzme2717]

Vinnie got glassed in a pub in USA if I remember correctly

[@ColmPadraig]

​@@wigzme2717 Yes and it was for wearing a baseball cap with some American teams badge on it. I think he was in Texas, can't remember.

[@Mmrraww]

Sean Bean was stabbed in a pub, patched himself up, and ordered another pint. What a bloke

[@YT-Idea-]

@@stevenknight1198 Joe Calzaghe in an interview said he went to a Chinese restaurant, and two wannbe be tough guys called him out, and ended up regretting it, so yes it happens.....

[@AthelstanEngland]

"Mad at this guy" only a Yank could say that... the fantastic Gazza.

[@georgemacpherson1992]

He was a legend at Leeds. Vinnie played a few times for Wales.

[@tvgcmma9215]

Big murial of him just round the corner from me ij wortley Leeds - and when a kid lived round corner of plough lane at Wimbledon

[@scottyk200]

“This guy” being Paul Gascoigne. Brilliant footballing talent reduced to “this guy”.

[@davidb5173]

Conan obviously doesn't know him, it's nothing personal

[@bhvillaman4401]

Don't get your knickers in a twist lad

[@HallsBairy]

Soccering*

[@leviathon18]

that photo of him grabbing the guys nuts is shown to him every tv show he attends and has to explain lol

[@butmay1893]

yank culture

[@Jiddy12345]

So good in EuroTrip and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

[@arranboon1]

Have you seen Snatch?

[@mtns7036]

I love that vinny made it into films. It facsinates me. Great in the gentleman series!

[@Its.My.Life.]

Vinnie should have gave Gazza a mention

[@k.avilla8061]

Given

[@WeskerXM96E1]

Ah Vinnie "that guy" c'mon man that's a pal of yours and a titan of British culture. Gazza, sadly I don't think he's got long left...so sad.

[@craigmcghee4]

😂😂😂 Vinnie is a legend

[@kahrhoshe]

Love vinnie jones .

[@jkap34]

You see Galavant? He's hilarious in that. "I've only ever hugged one man in my life, it was the day my father died... I squeezed the life right out of him"

[@kahrhoshe]

I dont watch a lot of tv but def been meaning to go back and watch that. always looked funny@@jkap34

[@zicero7474]

This is legit a real badass not only as Bullet Proof Tony but also in real life !

[@cornwallparanormalresearch2378]

Awesome watch ⌚ 👌

[@MrMishal03]

proper old school British legend

[@cleverusername9369]

What an absolute legend. Love this guy, he's hilarious, terrifying, talented, terrifying, awesome, and terrifying.

[@justinbickford7282]

That picture wouldn't be famous if it wasn't Gazza

[@privatechannel8462]

I never knew Vinnie played soccer. I knew he played Football

[@dannymurphy4199]

Vinni looks look he’s aged backwards anout20 years lol

[@lovestospougeee6759]

I remember Vinny taking his shirt of in a pub when something didn’t quite go his way. He’s got the Welsh dragon tattooed on his back

[@Raida7]

really wanna go watch Mean Machine again now!

[@JamieMgamer]

I've met Vinnie twice. A true gent

[@k.avilla8061]

Not playing football, you didn't.

[@JamieMgamer]

@@k.avilla8061 how do you know.

[@k.avilla8061]

@user-sd2qr2gb1h Because NOBODY who ever played football against Vinny Jones EVER described him as a ' Gent". Many other 4 letter words, maybe,. I am right., aren't I ???

[@JamieMgamer]

@@k.avilla8061 Correct it was to do with Golf

[@k.avilla8061]

@@JamieMgamer There you go. On the football pitch he was an animal.

[@aleksibovellan9821]

Sphinx! 👊🤐

[@Shifo_47]

Vinnie Jones a legend ❤

[@anakindarthjedi9264]

Football is a fascinating sport

[@treborretsnom6186]

Is that bullet tooth Tony ? 😅

[@Marcsansum]

yup

[@mrquirky3626]

And now I got to go watch Snatch again for the umpteenth time.

[@kamuelalee]

"Avi, pull your socks up."

[@Nebelhom]

Let me know why they call him the bullet dodger.

[@bhvillaman4401]

How can you watch something more than twice.

[@tvgcmma9215]

You grabbed this guy - ie Gazza one of most famous and talented English players

[@Pol-xu4on]

People are so butthurt about this lol 😂

[@geordieboy1309]

Gaza the player he grabbed was once classed as one of the best if not the best player in the world at the time. And he’s still classed as one of the all time greats of the sport. He’s a Geordie boy

[@PaulSmith-br4tj]

I met Vinny Jones at Kelvin Hall in Glasgow as he's good friends with Steve Collins,very nice bloke ,very humble

[@rafalgan-ganowicz]

BULLET TOOTH TONY

[@gallo162]

6 dollar door? Vinnie, have we lost ya bro?!

[@Ryan-kn6xd]

“Football pitch”

[@ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs]

God, I love Vinnie 🥵

[@MLH-vm7lk]

In 1 sitting 😂

[@spikeybaby1735]

There is footage of the bar fight on KZbin

[@Josh-ql3be]

Vinnie is a genuine psychopath. He got the fastest red card on record. Kick-off and he dives straight in with a leg-breaker - a revenge tackle. 3 seconds I think it was.

[@mattblademush]

It was a yellow , Man city vs the Blades 1991.I was in the away end

[@ozzyphil74]

Four seconds

[@phil4893]

When Vinnie was at Leeds Utd he dressed himself all in black one night, put on a black ski mask and broke into the apartment of team mate, David Batty - then jumped on him while he was asleep and started strangling him. After Batty screamed the place down in absolute terror, Vinnie fell off the bed and laughed his head off.

[@donthoren8079]

There's a documentary called "The Crazy Gang" out there, you can find it online. Vinnie might have been the Captain, but their striker, John Fashanu, was no slouch either!

[@jamiejosh96]

“This guy”…. One of the best footballers of all time

[@Revelian1982]

I know. It's painful. It's like when Americans call Pelé "Pay Lay".

[@TrevorParsnips]

​@@Revelian1982 how do Brazilians pronounce it?

[@realtalk8665]

Pretty wild that I've seen Paul Gascoigne fame go from Gazza mania to "that guy"

[@bhvillaman4401]

Yeah not in America though. They don't care about him one bit mate

[@realtalk8665]

In 1990 you would of said they dont care about Vinny Jones just a observation of how fame grows and fades in different ways @@bhvillaman4401

[@mattyctill]

"That guy" getting his bollocks crushed is one of the finest footballers to ever play the game. Vinny Jones is not.

[@TheDGAF06]

More like a failed genius who pissed his career away.

[@scottwallace5239]

​@@TheDGAF06yeah but he did it in style

[@apparentlysomeone2103]

Just watched the gentlemen, not gonna lie but a spin off show just about his character would be a must watch.

[@5tarstriker78]

That's NOT the original photo? Paul Gasgoines face isn't turned to side like that? He's facing forward the same as Vinnie. Who has doctored that photo, and why? 🤔

[@martinconnors6200]

He used to play for Wales.

[@Boy_O_Boy]

This dude mishandled Roy Keane and Cantona with some nasty tackles.A man with balls of steel.

[@MrDshack]

Nah, he specialised in cowardly tackles that looked to injure people. When Keane squared up to him he ran a mile.

[@RaineriRi]

"You got mad at this guys." Conan FFS that guy is the legendary PAUL "GAZZA" GASCOIGNE!

[@edix1673]

Next time I see michael jordon I will be referring to him as "that guy"

[@sherminator1617]

There's a great documentary about wimbledon crazy gang that i recomend. Vinnie Jones was absolute crazy on the pitch and so was John Fashanu haha loved Fashanu in the documentary by the way. Opponent-teams really really hated going there to play against these maniacs. Jones great actor also, hope he is doing well.

[@hattrickjs]

Pretty sure Keane had nightmares about him

[@tonylanfranchi7244]

Absolute animal!

[@user-um5cp2cs5j]

Calling gazza that guy 🤦‍♂️

[@manaboutsound]

My mate's dad is a football pundit, and has been around a lot aggressive sorts. However he said the only time he's genuinely been intimidated was when Vinnie was in the room. Apparently he just had an air of unpredictability about him that put people on edge

[@redguern]

Good job he never played against Souness.

[@alanhindle3149]

He’s great in The Gentlemen. At some point Jones learned to actually act. Eric Cantona. There’s a few fairly decent actors these days coming from sports, especially wrestling.

[@s2Capacidade2s]

Dave Bautista is also making a decent career

[@alanhindle3149]

@@s2Capacidade2s Exactly, talented guy. John Cena, Dwayne Johnson. And others, I’m sure. It seems like one of the few ways now that working class performers can catch a break !

[@s2Capacidade2s]

@@alanhindle3149 But Dwayne and Cena kinda act the same in all movies. Bautista actually has some range, he already acted in dramas and comedies. He is not used only as the strong funny sidekick to Kevin Hart ahah

[@alanhindle3149]

@@s2Capacidade2s That might be true, yeah. Maybe Cena hasn’t been doing this long enough to show what all he can do. But certainly, Bautista has already shown quite a range, has made more interesting choices, or has been offered more interesting stuff.

[@Pol-xu4on]

​@@alanhindle3149I mean pro wrestlers have been acting their whole lives

[@GeordieBoy700]

Divvent call wor Gazza "that guy"

[@charleyzacharia9878]

Is it just me ? Vinnie is the older version of Travis Kelsey He’s gonna look like him when he’s getting older 😀

[@ps5andstuffhere]

Americans just learning about Vinnie Jones? Lol

[@primepresents4994]

That guy? That guy is Paul Gascoigne… Otherwise known as Gazza!!!

[@ViktorB1]

Reducing football legends to "this guy" is the most American thing ever!

[@GroinStrain_]

“You’re a soccer pro” tell me you’re an American without telling me you’re American

[@TheDevilsAccountant]

"That Guy" was one of the best footballers England ever produced. Gazza

[@ConnbineHarvester]

"What an awful person you are" ... That's not as much of a joke as it sounds, filthy player, wouldn't make it in today's game. "The guy" who's flute he's having a good grope of is actually one of the best players I've ever seen, Paul Gascoigne but to explain him could take a long old time, he's eccentric let's say!

[@Casablumpkin01]

Team up with Seagal again, Vinnie. Give the people what they crave.

[@escapetoruralwales]

Get Gazza on that show please 🙏

[@escapetoruralwales]

Actually they wouldn’t know what the hell he’s saying. I don’t even know half the time 🤦

[@saulmadrileno8529]

@@escapetoruralwaleslol

[@seanbassfilm]

has no one heard of John Fashanu?

[@nicklad9463]

Gazza would not stop talking bollocks all game

[@buckshot6481]

Hey Conan, Haiti wants you back. Get back over and show us how vibrant and awesome their culture is.

[@MelancholicRobot42]

What an original comment.

[@Jimmyjames738]

Swin at the beach, eat someone’s leg….

[@andrewleah1983]

What’s a soccer field? Is that a football pitch perhaps?

[@telstar4772]

Got no time for Jones, hard man around Gazza and that type but a total coward around Robson, Hurlock,Mcmahon etc and entire Portsmouth team.

[@LottieAndAlissa]

Big dunc is more of a hard man than vinnie 💪

[@United_Fan31]

How old is this interview? Vinnie's still wearing a wedding ring

[@rogermoore-gd9do]

That guy does not sound like Prince Charles what language is he talking is he Scottish? man i love those english dudes.

[@Spanna72]

One of best players ever - atleast use his nane *Gascoigne*

[@EthanMuggers]

They appeared on an episode of Binne Jones’ TV show together. I’m so surprised Vinne didn’t mention Gazza

[@JMPT]

Nice

[@ScoobyD2]

VVVVVIIINNNIIIEE , VVVVIIINNNNIIIEEE...LEEDS...LEEDS

[@jamesbrierley7930]

You can tell this is completely lost on the audience 😂

[@BM85s]

it's amaying how americans speaks with a living legend and they don't have a clue wimbledon was Footbal bad boys pistons but with more brutality and agressivity