You're not allowed to be this funny on the internet
@miggy41054 жыл бұрын
Actually underneath (mid engine) yes I got the joke and I made it better
@TheBcs820004 жыл бұрын
Quality comment
@1STGeneral4 жыл бұрын
@@miggy4105 Wow soo many underlying issues
@matth47844 жыл бұрын
Buying a 12 year old used boat that they only made 50 of. What could go wrong
@brettbilger13904 жыл бұрын
It comes with life jackets by Tommy Bahama and skis made by New Balance.
@claireernst6934 жыл бұрын
I really want a Tommy Bahama Hawaiian print life jacket now. Maybe with a goofy collar and wooden buttons.
@roberthill32074 жыл бұрын
@@claireernst693 yes... maybe even inflatable
@crownhic68274 жыл бұрын
😂
@fcscouto4 жыл бұрын
@@roberthill3207 life jackets don't have to be inflatable....
@roberthill32074 жыл бұрын
@@fcscouto your right also don't need to be large and bulky.
@nickgoodsell89804 жыл бұрын
The best way to have fun with a boat, is to have a friend with a boat.
@DannyGodlewski4 жыл бұрын
Yes, it made for very fun summer weekends throughout my childhood!
@thomasreed58564 жыл бұрын
Yes I agree that way you are not the one pitching money at hole in the water
@Ronnaferd4 жыл бұрын
I know the feeling....lol
@noahpaulette14904 жыл бұрын
Or buy a jet ski. Much cheaper and you're going to go a lot faster for your money. Cheeper to maintain because they're simple and usually okay to work on and cheaper to store because well it's like a fourth the size of a boat.
@thomasreed58564 жыл бұрын
Jet skis are fun never owned one had a boat had to spend couple hundred eveetime I took it out on parts after I put everything on it new and stayed over I was done sold that baby
@nitin3o34 жыл бұрын
An RCR referencing title. Nice.
@gekquad1164 жыл бұрын
Sounds like they have to get Mr. Regular on and have him tell some stories.
@Leightspeed_4 жыл бұрын
@@gekquad116 something makes me think that climaxing on a Boeing 747 somewhere over the Azores isn't a story fit for this channel.
@iaintshtnya4 жыл бұрын
Brownnnnn
@gekquad1164 жыл бұрын
Nancy Pelosi as someone from North Eastern PA. Yeah more than likely a few.
@Aaron482194 жыл бұрын
"Cheapest Uship guy with insurance, just towing it behind his truck".... Jarret Joyce, "oh crap." Also shout out to the Expedition SeaScape
@EdBolian4 жыл бұрын
If any of you were about to buy a Corvette boat...nevermind. Who would do that?
@Iskelderon4 жыл бұрын
Hoovie!
@paulcarmi81304 жыл бұрын
Ed, you need a boat based on a murcielago
@chevyon37s4 жыл бұрын
* starts looking for a Malibu Corvette boat*
@Jason_The_Stooge4 жыл бұрын
Doug. Cause he likes Corvettes
@Seasonal504 жыл бұрын
Me
@yeanah25714 жыл бұрын
The irony of a boat, named after a car, that was named after a boat... Ke ke ke
@switchcars4 жыл бұрын
So true!!!! Good observation
@Kyle-ue5uj4 жыл бұрын
came to say the same thing
@crownhic68274 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Stoos true
@wkeil19814 жыл бұрын
A ship
@yeanah25713 жыл бұрын
427 likes, noice
@CAMOGOD4 жыл бұрын
Vinwiki should definitely get Mr. Regular to tell a story, that would be insane
@kiprandom7208 Жыл бұрын
Any corvette story
@joeyherrmann9564 Жыл бұрын
Mr. Regular has made 2 appearances now!
@CAMOGOD Жыл бұрын
@@joeyherrmann9564 LETS GOOOOO
@brandonhightower56664 жыл бұрын
Hopefully Mr. Regular will make an appearance.
@yungtooli4 жыл бұрын
nah we need doug demuro
@arizonarangerwithabigirono19593 жыл бұрын
@@yungtooli you are not very bright are you
@yungtooli3 жыл бұрын
@@arizonarangerwithabigirono1959 doug better than mr regular its just facts
@arizonarangerwithabigirono19593 жыл бұрын
@@yungtooli no
@yungtooli3 жыл бұрын
@@arizonarangerwithabigirono1959 yes. get mr regulars meat out of your mouth
@clintgliford99414 жыл бұрын
RARE COLOR RARE COLOR RARE COLOR
@iaintshtnya4 жыл бұрын
Not a carrrrr
@jacobrzeszewski65274 жыл бұрын
My corvette is best boat.
@americanbadass884 жыл бұрын
but does it have the numbers matching color ash tray?
@motomav69644 жыл бұрын
doug is the most corvette ‘not a vette guy” guy i know of
@karlg15354 жыл бұрын
Who doesnt like a nice vette. I've been driving all kinds of brands that produce v8s & now a days chevy & ford are the only places to get a fun, good looking car, manual transmission paired to a lovely V8 at a reasonable price. My dream is to get the 2020 M5 atm but for 200k after all my options is just not financially responsible I'd be living paycheck to paycheck like that but a used zo6,zr1 c7, new c8 or a mustang 5.0/327 boss or even a friggin hellcat are all awesome and I can live with day to day without breaking the bank
@demoncrazy66884 жыл бұрын
karl G Dodge makes a manual trans challenger 👀
@Tsino694 жыл бұрын
I love how the title is an RCR reference. Hope Mr. Regular gets an invite one of these days.
@za902554 жыл бұрын
@ThePatriotic Indian regular car reviews It's a KZbin channel
@ericmueser4 жыл бұрын
This man really showed up to pick up his Corvette boat with a boat themed truck. A boat car towing a car boat.
@stuffhappens56814 жыл бұрын
So it’s the boat equivalent of a true exotic car. Perfect.
@edrajeev73594 жыл бұрын
Look up them mf lambo super boats those things are sick
@fast.biking_freddy4 жыл бұрын
Or the Mercedes and Porsche yachts, those are REAL exotic boats
@taterkaze94284 жыл бұрын
"the million limited production Corvettes" - hahaha
@honchoryanc3 жыл бұрын
I was shook when I saw cloth corvette seats, I was like wow that's rare! Oh they were just the standard option... but still rare!
@murderouskillah98794 жыл бұрын
It's just Missing a horribly cringey personalized license plate.
@franciscodanconia43243 жыл бұрын
Kind of like the M4 Comp I saw the other day with M4COMP. as the plate.
@looniethemoonie53534 жыл бұрын
My dad always used to say, "The best days of a boat owners life are the day he buys it and the day he sells it".
@man_on_wheelz4 жыл бұрын
I was today years old when I learned Corvette boats exist.
@ImARealHumanPerson4 жыл бұрын
Lamborghini boats do too
@man_on_wheelz4 жыл бұрын
@@ImARealHumanPerson That one I did know
@mrFiiSKiiS3 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing them back in the day and thinking it was so cool. First thing I noticed after a day on a regular bass boat was all that black would be miserable.
@Pseudobombax4 жыл бұрын
"I called Malibu, and they laughed at me" HAGHA
@GeraldRisch4 жыл бұрын
Same here--Called Malibu about the tires and rims and they laughed. Called Malibu about the motor and they laughed. They just laugh at anybody buying one of those boats.
@mihan2d3 жыл бұрын
@@GeraldRisch Looks like someone is still in business against all odds... and they don't even care about it.
@arigda524 жыл бұрын
After Doug described the interior I thought for sure he would have named it "Cor-wette"
@thecar18884 жыл бұрын
Soon as I saw the title I knew this was going to be a Doug story.
@Cal944 жыл бұрын
I thought it could've been rabbit... but nope.
@thecar18884 жыл бұрын
@@Cal94 That would have been my second guess hahaha.
@topshelfredneck42534 жыл бұрын
I figured he would be the last person in the world to buy a vette boat the way he talks about Corvette owners
@randymagnum66803 жыл бұрын
My friend was a mechanic for Malibu, they used to laugh so hard at these useless things, especially the one time every 2 years someone actually used one and needed maintenance...
@revmedia81084 жыл бұрын
*A Corvette is a better car than a boat* -Ed 2020 Much love, your friends at Rev Media!!
@tangerinedream89874 жыл бұрын
This boat was not designed to be motorboated - Doug Tabbutt - 2020
@tankionline6754 жыл бұрын
I was really hoping this would be a RCR story but I’ll take a Doug story
I miss having a boat I grew up going to Maine every summer and my dad had an old lobster boat with some engine mods since it wasn't being used as a lobster fishing boat, had to sell it when he got diagnosed with brain cancer, I miss him and the as he would say, the vessel known as the owl
@alyandjake90904 жыл бұрын
GET RCR ON THE SHOW
@MrConsto4 жыл бұрын
Wise words Never take laxatives and sleeping pills together
@jmaudsley65444 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the best 35k you could spend on a boat with no flippin' cleats.
@chloehennessey68134 жыл бұрын
My boat has four of them! They’re made by Seven Marine. They’re called 627s. It’s an outboard. Basically an supercharged LS adapted to an outboard. I love it! For my boat I didn’t trust impellers. I put a thru hull fitting in my engine compartment. I got a 200 gph electric pump and tied it in with the cooling system. If I’m out and the impeller ever quits I just flip the switch.
@VINwiki4 жыл бұрын
What clever name would you give a Corvette boat?
@EdBolian4 жыл бұрын
I told Doug that if it were based on a C7 Z06 it would have to be named "HEAT SOAK"
@clintgliford99414 жыл бұрын
MID LIFE
@xTraumaaBRYL4 жыл бұрын
If they did one on the 2020 platform it'd be a Sea-8
@brettbilger13904 жыл бұрын
TOMMY BAHAMAS
@jh77sly4 жыл бұрын
Vette-2-O
@jeffreyoldham554 жыл бұрын
Ahoy, Senor Admiral Stig! When might we expect a nautical Cannonball record in in the Sea-6?
@MobiusGT4 жыл бұрын
have you considered replacing the speaker system with all marine grade speakers?
@stuartd97414 жыл бұрын
Quite surprised marine equipment (esp speakers) wasn't used in the first place?
@MobiusGT4 жыл бұрын
@@stuartd9741 i figured they just used the ones that came from the factory for the corvette
@DannyGodlewski4 жыл бұрын
Stuart D the fact that it had no cleats whatsoever really proves that it was really just built for show. After hearing about the black interior, the carpet floor, and power windows, the regular “dry” speakers weren’t as surprising... at least they were “covered” in the front storage area!
@Rainmotorsports4 жыл бұрын
@@stuartd9741 everything about this boat means it's not surprising. The only thing that is surprising is that it floats.
@THESLlCK4 жыл бұрын
A boat meant to not exist outside of a garage that is sad, and dissappointing
@reflex86984 жыл бұрын
99% of the time I'm a big go out and drive your shit person, but I don't really think this is the boat you buy to use in this way, it's more of a take out for a sunday or late afternoon speed run and then put back on the boat lift. If you really want to use a boat, any early 2000's malibu can do all the same things, just slightly slower and less unique, but they still sound amazing at WOT and are plenty fast. Having had a 2003 malibu sunscape since new in the family I can say I've always wanted one of the corvette boats too though!
@jeffpitzer85214 жыл бұрын
I totally agree.. I had a 2004 Malibu response LX and currently have a '99 response LX. Very little trouble, mostly just normal maintenance. They do most everything well (except surfing). Killer wake for slolam.. excellent wake for barefooting... very practical... but not a single cleat! Plenty of other places to tie up to... I thought the Corvette boat was cool but glad I don't own one!
@purecuIt4 жыл бұрын
Doug is a good story teller, his vids are always entertaining
@Caleb_Olson4 жыл бұрын
Always wanted one of these Malibu Corvette boats. I remember seeing the ad for the first gen in Waterski magazine back in the 90s. Very cool to see this.
@katieandkevinsears77244 жыл бұрын
A boat is a hole in the water you throw money into.
@13Razgriz374 жыл бұрын
When you wanted to buy a corvette boat to showboat in, but instead bought a show boat.
@trippmartin24234 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the way the Mexican stig tells a story
@somenygaard4 жыл бұрын
Not really.
@romanlegion58374 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate the RCR reference in the title for a second lol
@Stackali4 жыл бұрын
its bust out another thousand.
@ebels34 жыл бұрын
6:20. You don't need to replace an impeller unless the blades get damaged. The wear ring, on the other hand, should be replaced every year for best performance, but does not have to be replaced that often. None of that matters since your boat uses a propeller and not a jet drive, though.
@CJWilcox1094 жыл бұрын
Someone who lived on the pond near my house growing up had a Corvette boat. This was in the 90s, so obviously the original. It was on the water all the time, and I remember thinking it was so badass.
@Doge-rt9id4 жыл бұрын
Doug always tells the best stories, nobody can change my mind about that.
@tootall55594 жыл бұрын
there is a show out there where they normally build cars, but they got hold of a boat, and made it look like a corvette. It has TWO engines. They made a piece for the back that looks like the old Split window desgin, corvette tail lights, all that, but still is a boat.
@christophersmith48974 жыл бұрын
I remember the 70's show car/ boat that was a banana yellow stingray and drag boat in matching yellow. They had done it up with a roll bar to look stingray-ish and had the seats and ash as well with tail lights across the back the back that plugged into the car lighting. Both the Corvette and boat had matching blown big block motors. Both looked really cool but I'm willing to bet the boat was best on the trailer.
@tarungonneea46144 жыл бұрын
Which corvette is best corvette? My corvette is best because it’s a bOaT
@MrMarko3024 жыл бұрын
RARE COLOR RARE COLOR RARE COLOR
@zacharythommen85354 жыл бұрын
I actually sold one of these in 2008(work at a dealer) It was vin #26. Only time it was ever driven was when we put it on, and took it back off the guys lift. He never drove it. Scared the hell out of him. I drove it twice, absolute rocket as far as ski boats are concerned.
@kzbird69324 жыл бұрын
By far the best channel on youtube!!
@THESLlCK4 жыл бұрын
Ed Bolian's diss track on the Corvette boat is FIRE
@GEAE_Denny_L4 жыл бұрын
That was a unique story ! A expensive boat that’s all show, but no go.
@williamking86844 жыл бұрын
i was going to buy one of these c6 boats at one point. i even drove 16 hours to look at it, did a once over, got back in my truck and drove another 16 hours home.
@etherealcereal44244 жыл бұрын
"Bring On Another Thousand" is a new one on me. That one literally made me laugh out loud 🤣
@rickhmason4 жыл бұрын
Always heard it at least in Michigan as "bust out another thousand"
@craigpests_channel4 жыл бұрын
That obscure british car quote made me laugh because I got an obscure british car that's impossible to find parts for
@EdwardGriffin4 жыл бұрын
His boat was designed to be a garage trailer queen.
@dirttdude3 жыл бұрын
There is a real aqua vette near Seattle made of real 67 vette, parts acquired from various wrecking yards, it's powered by a 50HP outboard motor. it has a real front clip, door skins, quarters, trunk lid, tail lights, everything, it sits atop what was once a 14 foot fiberglass row boat
@jamieround20724 жыл бұрын
@ 10 53............ THERE'S A TON WAY OVER & UNDER DEGINED ON & FOR THIS CORVETTE BOAT........ AS HE'S TELLING THE STORY AS HE USUSALLY DOES IN AWESOME STORY TIME-NESS AS ALWAY'S ..... I BET HE IS THINKING OF SOME TIME PULLING IT ALL A PART & RE-DESIGNING THIS DAMN THING THE WAY IT OUGHT TO BE FOR THE LONG HAUL I LOVED THE PART WHERE he say's u have to be a gynm -nist to get over the front windshield to get the life vest's w/o putting any pressure on it so it not go off track............ 10 dang hrs,. of labor alone to just put 1 of the power side widow's back on it's track....................... wooooooow weeeeeee
@FreedomForce1003 жыл бұрын
One of the most beautifully told story on the net. Honest and funny!
@claudiobizama56034 жыл бұрын
Every Corvette is rare RARE COLOR RARE COLOR RARE RARE RARE RARE EVERYTHING IS RARE
@olikat84 жыл бұрын
"GM- nobody sweats the details..." Malibu boats as well-
@zachweinberg32654 жыл бұрын
8:48 Most Malibu boats from the 90’s and 2000’s are carpeted. The carpet doesn’t make this corvette boats design flaws any worse
@chevyon37s4 жыл бұрын
May not be the most practical boat.... but I need one too.
@israelcano4 жыл бұрын
Video finishes Everybody KZbin search “corvette boat”
@acrvids4 жыл бұрын
Guilty
@Swisconaaaaa4 жыл бұрын
finds actual navy corvettes
@powellsanders45064 жыл бұрын
A lot of boats are carpeted. It will dry out in the sun. No need for a vacuum or dehumidifiers.
@rdlangston134 жыл бұрын
So most all boats around that time came with carpeted interiors, that is pretty common so that I don't think is a design flaw of this boat in particular. Also the tires more than likely blew because they were the original tires and were just old, expired, and dry rotted. Many new boats, including mine, come with 18" rims and low profile car tires on the trailer. I've logged over 10,000 miles on mine with absolutely no issues. Heated seats and heaters are also a common feature of tow boats, especially for people who live in up north who many want to get an extra month or two use since their summers are so short. The LS7 is small block so I am not sure how it would be much more difficult to work on space wise than any other small block in a tow boat. I have a DOHC 6.2 V8 from a Raptor in my boat with fresh water cooler and there is ample room to reach everything.
@sagecleveland39534 жыл бұрын
Never knew I wanted one of these but now I need it
@rumjack52864 жыл бұрын
It's easy to grin When your ship comes in And you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, Is the man who can smile, When his shorts are too tight in the seat
@aquaticasmr1844 жыл бұрын
7:00 could he have used wheel adpaters
@chevyon37s4 жыл бұрын
I think his problem was he was looking to stick with a 17” wheel, when most trailer wheels are 16” and especially when it comes to boat trailers they normally run 15” wheels. Doug wants hard to be a car guy/ motor head but doesn’t get into the technical parts just wants power, he knows how to drive, and just has the money and willingness to make what he wants happen.
@acrvids4 жыл бұрын
The problem with wheel adapters is that much like the tires, they're not really meant to withstand the bouncing and other stress factors that happens with a trailer.
@aquaticasmr1844 жыл бұрын
@@acrvids definitely thats why i was wondering its allot on stress But ive been daily driving wheel spacers for years
@logicxhardcorex4 жыл бұрын
i work at a malibu dealership in massachusetts and most of them i see are red ones like these except theres one i see every once in awhile its silver and has glass instead of seats over the engine and its bad ass af
@ernestbeggle19814 жыл бұрын
A "corvette" is a small warship. How appropriate. :)
@willharpley88374 жыл бұрын
I live on a lake and own a boat, and I know all those issues I’ve been on so many boats that I know too much about them. Speakers, seats, the dash, windows, etc. There is definitely a love hate relationship with boats you get. And I can’t imagine it with that boat
@bromike4 жыл бұрын
This boat is perfectly corvette engineering personified .
@shannontaulbee20724 жыл бұрын
There was a movie in the eighties where the people stole a Corvette and put the motor in a boat it actually had the four tail lights from a vet on the back of the boat and it was really neat
@darrenkuehn84794 жыл бұрын
The story I've been waiting for ever since he mentioned the boat in his trip to Maine story. 😁
@markfromtexas98104 жыл бұрын
My CORVETTE is best because its invisible.
@endall394 жыл бұрын
The one other thing I think you’ll have to change is the carpet. That just won’t work over time. Remove it while it’s good and keep it for resale. Great story!
@austinmurray42874 жыл бұрын
Loved the preface to this story about the Grand Caravan. Haha
@redram51504 жыл бұрын
Change the spindles and put a different wheel on it and bag the original wheels & spindles. Issue over
@honkytonkinson97874 жыл бұрын
It's literally a land yacht! You should sell it to Hoovie!
@TrillBelichick4 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I was in Massachusetts on the Connecticut River near the town of Gill and I vividly remember a corvette boat but it was Blue idk if it was legit because I was maybe 11 years old but it certainly had the corvette Bow.
@acrvids4 жыл бұрын
With all of the stuff you can't do with this boat, you’d think that it wasn't meant to float on water. I can imagine what the phone conversation was like with the manufacturer. “Hi, I’d like to buy a _______ for my Corvette boat.” ....5 seconds of dead silence... "Blahahahahahah! You're actually taking that thing out on the water?"
@justsomeguy65504 жыл бұрын
In the early 90’s Baja made a WettVette with an LT5. They only made 1. It was a pretty neat boat.
@PhillipMicah4 жыл бұрын
Cleetus!! Just found your jet boat brother!
@jayringo774 жыл бұрын
I'd love to hear the story should another proud owner ever put one of these in the water and end up alongside Doug. Likelihood is never, but fun to hear Doug say "my Corvette is best Corvette."
@chadillacinc4 жыл бұрын
There was one on mousam lake in Acton Maine when I was a kid. Two camps down from my family camp. Always loved it. And was thinking about it yesterday.Isn't this guy from NH? I live in NH too. Weird connection
@chrisstone39544 жыл бұрын
You Sir are hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 Great storytelling
@blue_thumb4 жыл бұрын
He built a database of Corvette boats... Ed then buys said database and calls it BoatWiki
@jetdriver4 жыл бұрын
Pretty much all the positives you mention (speed, power, handling) are available in standard tournament style ski boats. Including the ability to spin the boat and drench everyone in the rear seat. All you give up are the Corvette looks.
@TydelicPurpality124 жыл бұрын
Hold mon Hold on, hold on..... 4:38 Is that an... EXPLORER TRUCK??? :D
@blaingunter3 жыл бұрын
I am as excited as you are lol. Ford Expedition Seascape.
@mericafreedomland35834 жыл бұрын
Never heard of “Bring Out Another Thousand” Thought it was only “Bust Out Another Thousand” but i guess same concept ayeeeee
@Uninfluenceable4 жыл бұрын
ummmm... can we talk about the tow vehicle at 4:40? that aint no regular Expedition. Looks dope as heck!
@jadonpossinger79534 жыл бұрын
Hey I just had one of these boats in the shop and yes 100% POS boat
@myridingadventures6079 Жыл бұрын
my dads boat has a carpet flooring and leather seats the seats do get hot but the carpet never gets that wet to the point of using a shopvac to suck it out
@orangecayman5204 жыл бұрын
This boat is so cool in person
@kevingrierson23314 жыл бұрын
Nice! I just saw this on the trailer at the Wrapped By SB get together. I had so many questions...
@Emeraldant924 жыл бұрын
That rockford Fosgate system tho 🔥🔥🔥👍👍👍
@ValetStories4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like this is more trouble than it's worth but I am happy for got your dream!
@tedking67904 жыл бұрын
I like very much the title format, good nod to RCR