Vir Das | BOLLYWOOD, DRUGS, JOURNALISM, INDIA | A Loose Rant

DISCLAIMER: These are just jokes. Jokes are fiction. So relax. It ain't true. Breathe....in....out....
Haven't been on stage in a while. Thought I'd do a little loose ranting from a forest. Also..sorry about the flickering light...outdoor shows man 😜
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[@OtherPeople159]

If India reach the age where we can accept to have shows like the daily show, patriot act without getting offended or boycotting it , Vir Das should be the host.

[@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife]

I would absolutely love to have a patriot act version of India. but remember what happened after Hasan did that election episode? he was banned from entering the stadium when modi visited there and the irony was that he was there to talk about Indian Americans. fortunately Hasan being an American, he wasn't in any imminent danger but an Indian doing a patriot act version of India inside the country can be banned, jailed or murdered.

[@OtherPeople159]

@@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife exactly..yeah i heard about that incident..like he was banned from entering while the modi party also showing how proud they were of Indian americans lol that was funny..anyway its so true we people do get offended very easily..i mean how many bollywood films had been boycotted or the actor's photo been burnt in public because they made a movie about something true, but sensitive issue..and to have shows like patriot act? I dont think we're still ready for that..

[@OtherPeople159]

@@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife and also to think that..Hasan, an Indian immigrant brown muslim, living in america, doing shows where he reveals many dark side about American lifestyles, Trevor noah, an african black immigrant, doing the same type of show, doing bits on american politics, and still never found offensive (well not everytime) and the shows still remains on good ratings. While if, here in India, even if the host is a Hindu that loves his country, he'll still be called a "deshdrohi" by many protesters.

[@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife]

@@OtherPeople159 I agree that Indians aren't ready for this. they can't even digest a movie plot or even a movie name (true events or not). it would be a lie to say that there aren't religious maniacs in America. those people are everywhere and so are the snowflakes. but there are also fair amount of Americans who see things for as they are and don't get offended hearing the truth. I like both Hasan and Noah. but I will just correct you on one thing. Hasan's parents are immigrants, but Hasan is an American since he was born there and he won't be considered an immigrant for this very reason.

[@OtherPeople159]

@@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife oh yeah you're right on that, he even said on his netflix special "i was born and raised here..so i actually have the audacity of equality" something like that..also agreed that these maniacs are everywhere, its no less than in here..its just that the proportion of people who accepts to hear the bitter truth to people who dont want to are different..

[@notevensanaaya5536]

There was a time we used to laugh at comedians and listen to politicians Now, we laugh at politicians and listen to comedians... 😂

[@rakeshiyer5637]

Things have changed. 2020 sprinkled different colors this time.

[@shrey4558]

Yeah, this used to happen till 2014, now we listen to politicians unlike before 2014 junks.

[@paritybit3526]

Vir Das Denies Tukde Tukde Gang 12:35 - Who chant slogans - Bharat tere tukde tukde honge Inshallah. In Delhi Riots - IB Ankit Sharma : Acid was poured inside his body, eyes gouged out, body cut to pieces and thrown in gutter.

[@rebeccagreen9726]

Its today's india in one line. U nailed it

[@travescolt7389]

Mash allah , awesome comment Shruti.

[@ansarisajid3996]

Even Vir das knew that there’s world outside Bollywood for him. Extremely talented and intelligent guy. Understanding your satire and writing one should surely has to be on drugs. Absolute class!!!!

[@rajeshshrivastava3670]

I agree. Vir Das literally gained my respect.

[@paritybit3526]

Vir Das Denies Tukde Tukde Gang 12:35 - Who chant slogans - Bharat tere tukde tukde honge Inshallah. In Delhi Riots - IB Ankit Sharma : Acid was poured inside his body, eyes gouged out, body cut to pieces and thrown in gutter.

[@gaurika2632]

No. He can do that without drugs, duh!

[@shreya3876]

@@paritybit3526 ikr. i feel some ppl are semi-deaf. they tend to escape from the reality which is vir das and his followers in this case.

[@MohdAnas-fs5yj]

@@paritybit3526 have some 😃beer bro

[@maulikghosh11]

Bob Marley t-shirt and talking about weed, he is serious

[@siladitya1985]

I was looking for this comment 😂

[@ankitmangrulkar7212]

Just gave you your 100th like on the comment. Totally deserved the like tho, nice observation.

[@maulikghosh11]

@@ankitmangrulkar7212 thanks bro!

[@siladitya1985]

@@shakuntaladevi5315 I'm sure you can Calculate it out.😂

[@paritybit3526]

Vir Das Denies Tukde Tukde Gang 12:35 - Who chant slogans - Bharat tere tukde tukde honge Inshallah. In Delhi Riots - IB Ankit Sharma : Acid was poured inside his body, eyes gouged out, body cut to pieces and thrown in gutter.

[@severussnape2402]

"Do you think Golmaal is written sober?" 😂

[@CluelessIndianGamer]

I was amazed to hear that Golmaal was "Written" I imagine Rohit Shetty ever tried that shit in the first place 😂😂😂

[@severussnape2402]

@@CluelessIndianGamer 😂😂

[@rekuzaaan]

@@CluelessIndianGamer Well, the first Golmaal is actually a remake of the Malayalam movie 'Kakka Kuyil' by Priyadarshan. With more Hindi reference jokes thrown in, obviously.

[@ishan1127]

@@CluelessIndianGamer lol dude lmao

[@Pranav-rp8wi]

He should've said golmal 4... Coz golmal was a well-written comedy...

[@rashmichaudhry7775]

The only problem with this act is that those who need to hear it don't have the ability to understand it. Instagram pe Deepika ki har photo par "Nashedi Saali" likhne waale itni Angrezi Nahi samajhte.

[@Clydedonovn2424]

Ohh English! So posh! Its ur status marker honey? That's sad

[@rashmichaudhry7775]

@@Clydedonovn2424 Nashedi Sali is definitely my status marker! However you know what's really sad, that these are grown up adults who believe abuse is cool.

[@jammRJ]

Yeah cos if he sez it in hindi 1.) it won't be as funny? 2.) some MPs son will beat him up and get their 15 minutes of fame.

[@dishaa683]

waise likhne wale max log dhandha kar rahe hain.. unko paise deke kisi ki bhi profile par kuch bhi likhwa sakte ho aap.. wo is act ko kabhi nahi dekhenge.. wo bas is video ko open karke comments mei likhenge "chu**** sala"

[@rashmichaudhry7775]

@@dishaa683 I don't think they are paid though. Some people just need an excuse to abuse, insult and put others down, specially online as there are almost no consequences (everyone knows Deepika, or any other Celebrity for that matter, doesn't have the time to read them, let alone complain). It boosts their little self-esteem.

[@himanshutripathi8818]

Katrina Kaif's part killed me 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@achatterjee14]

Veer Das is indeed smart. Therefore, he crafted his own path and capitalized on his brief but good Bollywood career. Smart guy.

[@paritybit3526]

Vir Das Denies Tukde Tukde Gang 12:35 - Who chant slogans - Bharat tere tukde tukde honge Inshallah. In Delhi Riots - IB Ankit Sharma : Acid was poured inside his body, eyes gouged out, body cut to pieces and thrown in gutter.

[@jatinkhayani1167]

@@paritybit3526 yeah supreme court is shitt na they gave cleanchit to kanhaiya.

[@Rybo2107]

@@paritybit3526 this is government's job not of this actor. Besides the people who triggered delhi riots are still out there. Yes that Kapil Mishra. It's police and government job to arrest him not his. But he is still in the party and says he can do it again for free. Like it's fun🤗. And 40 out 53 victims were muslims who were killed in riots, why neither you nor the godi media talked about them ever? Why so baised on them man. Have you also sold your peanut sized brain to the govt😕? That's only if there's one.

[@blkscreen15]

Terrible Bollywood career.

[@neeljavia2965]

@@Rybo2107 Leave him. He's one of the unemployed IT cell member. He has spammed the same comment everywhere.

[@anubhavs5145]

When Deepika is high, Ranveer's wardrobe makes sense

[@sourabhs14]

Imagine when Ranveer is high

[@Ajinkyachavan.]

Allegations are allegations but india me toh ilzam hi kafi hai

[@NeeDatta05]

@@sourabhs14listen. The dude takes ludes and gets thrown in a dark closet and told to dress under two minutes. That's fashun for him.

[@iesisro2759]

@@Ajinkyachavan. allegations 😂😂😂 She herself accept that its her tweet Now she is just a druggie 😂😂

[@realAK101]

@@iesisro2759 just like SSR

[@lonewolf3538]

Go Goa Gone without 🍁weed is a tourism videos for Kerala😂😂😂😂

[@animeshpanda7567]

Damn 😂😂

[@rakibulmahmud3253]

😄😄

[@kirmada1999]

😂😂😂😂

[@shamayitabhattacharya3392]

Damn🤣🤣

[@aditir4874]

Did I see you on Reddit my friend?

[@rajeshshrivastava3670]

Vir is absolutely right. Being honest, I didn't cared about Sushant when I watched his Films. Ms Dhoni was good. Kai Po Che was forward looking. I would be trying Sonchiriya and Byomkesh Bakshi next. But these things doesn't matter. I started to respect him and acknowledge his absence when I went through his insta, when I checked the cool stuffs he had posted about astrophysics. Wehn he tried different things. When I got to know he was fucking ranked 7th or something in the nation for his academics. Man, that guy was a genuis. Or else, who the fuck in Bollywood has that much brains to achieve such things? He took the drugs or not, that was his choice. But the things he did in life are something that I wish to accomplish now. Sushant, kudos man. You were an inspiration.

[@urjitkapdi1664]

Yes man totally agree with you

[@sayaliganoje2718]

Exactly!!!

[@codeschool5306]

I found this man after his controversial line . And this made me fan of him. I am keep watching his shows. I appreciate his sense of humour. And I am in the stage of learning english and this makes me so beneficial for me.

[@dr.pomitaghoshal672]

'Take away his eyeballs like the govt took away his real ones'. - Vir Das, 2020

[@stoned2543]

@I'm_Rand Khan bro tere pass kitne account hai?

[@amanmishra8125]

@@stoned2543 abbe ye bjp it cell h har comments pe rely h iska dekhle

[@shivamsikka2753]

He is not doing comedy, he is saying the truth. And its high time we indians understand what's right and wrong , rather then blindly following the trend.

[@luckydude3764]

Using drugs is the worst form of escapism. First it will be weed , then it will be coke then heroin then lsd and then finally we will be a replica of usa. Most of the drug users are addicts . This must be stopped immediately or else the future is fucked

[@shah6421]

@@luckydude3764 You certainly am sure don't know how cannabis works nor you have tried it. Just read about it and classify as to your opinion without any scientific backing.

[@luckydude3764]

@@shah6421 Dude, what u exactly say is what an addict would say so pls just stfu. Plus it is illegal but people r still doing it which just goes to prove how desperate they r

[@shivamsikka2753]

@@luckydude3764 people like you don't use there big brains and say things like this. You certainly have no knowledge regarding this topic. Smoking weed is not the issue, its been followed by a very long time and it will. Weed is not bad , overusing is . I'm 100% sure you haven't tried it. Plus consumption of weed is very less harmful then consuming tobacco and alcohol. And they are legal right?

[@shivamsikka2753]

@@luckydude3764 and if you talk about illegal things in India , my friend there are a lot of things in india which are illegal and are being used here. Indica was originated in india and now is used all over the world.

[@amancharaniya1249]

" Republic TV is competing with Netflix and Amazon prime" 😂😂 This man is crazy 🔥

[@paritybit3526]

Vir Das Denies Tukde Tukde Gang 12:35 - Who chant slogans - Bharat tere tukde tukde honge Inshallah. In Delhi Riots - IB Ankit Sharma : Acid was poured inside his body, eyes gouged out, body cut to pieces and thrown in gutter.

[@shreya3876]

republic tv is headed by arnab goswami and has the support of ppl so it clearly doesn't need to compete with anybody

[@girlonclouds]

@@shreya3876 or kitne paise mile comment ke? 😂😂😂😂

[@alexa-im4df]

Republic TV is entertainment with 10 pecent new

[@anshikasharma6061]

Exactly, Sushant was smart! Wearing those joker like clothes isn't smartness but building up a library of heroic books that give you the real wealth of wisdom definitely is! And it is not about Justice for them at all. Audience also needs to change their taste. Why the hell would I be interested in seeing Sara's kurti's price that she wore for meeting Kareena or what did Taimur say to the paparazzi?

[@merlynfereira1463]

Yeah I agree too! I still dont get who made him meet up with Rhea. Before they started dating Sushant was introduced to Rhea by someone as both of their shooting sets were close to each other. What did he see in her that made him like her? I dont get it! It was all a plan

[@mesinjana]

@@merlynfereira1463 again.. He was smart enough to choose his gf at the age of 31. I don't think random guys on Internet has the right to vote for whom an actor should date.

[@merlynfereira1463]

No no, you misunderstood me. There was Sushant's friend who started the 'friendship' between Rhea and Sushant

[@satvashah3492]

@@merlynfereira1463 yes but that is what life is all about but to be honest he was smart but he died u need to accept that we are the sole cause not because we watch nepo movies but we encourage these reviews like vir said in his jokes

[@satvashah3492]

but why is wearing clothes like joker not intelligent bhai banda kuch bhi kare acting achi karta hai like in padmavat also there is a actor who always acts dumb or a mentally weak guy who doesn't speak any language but in true life he is an engineer and everyone loves him u know him as Mr bean to ranveer ki burai kapdo pe kyun

[@Awarajoshi]

He made more sense in 15 minutes than our government and journalists combined did in the lat 6 months.

[@mani1078]

Correction not 6 mnths its been 6 years

[@proudindian9140]

@@mani1078 70 years

[@proudindian9140]

@Pranav Patel ab apne ghar ki females ka mar tu.. Shyad marta he hoga

[@sourabhs14]

If they made sense, they wouldnt be able to survive in politics and journalism.

[@825_mohit8]

Don't use government in it for your own agenda

[@shaurya20bansal]

"You need to have 900% enthusiasm and 0% expectations." That's Vir Das for you, ladies and gentlemen.

[@shreya3876]

not to mention 900% stupidity and sheer lack of common sense.

[@64_akaashdutta41]

Vir Das- Deepika Padukone is smoking weed! Let her ! She is married to Ranveer Singh ! When she gets high, his dress makes sense ! 🤣🤣 That dig at Film companion was also great. Good gig man!

[@paritybit3526]

Vir Das Denies Tukde Tukde Gang 12:35 - Who chant slogans - Bharat tere tukde tukde honge Inshallah. In Delhi Riots - IB Ankit Sharma : Acid was poured inside his body, eyes gouged out, body cut to pieces and thrown in gutter.

[@rajpriyanshu5096]

@@paritybit3526 he didn't denies... and tukde-tukde and dipika's case are two different things. Try to understand what a person wanted to say. and try to enjoy things dude.

[@girlonclouds]

@@paritybit3526 gadhe tu firr yahan. Kahin or jake bhadak

[@psh19821]

@@paritybit3526 abe chutiya chomu, koi slogans shout ni hue the. video fabricated tha jaake india today dekh

[@Pk5714-]

It broke my heart when he spoke about Sushant. The irony is that on one hand everyone says we need more smart people and not sheep/rock minded ones and on the other they don't let the smart ones grow and build.

[@hms1212]

15 minutes of Vir Das ???????????. My day has been made

[@ahmedakhan_3804]

Seriously .. YES :)

[@nikill6669]

Was having a bad day until this

[@nishchaywadhwa8095]

Omg yes

[@ayushsahu4185]

Exactly what I thought

[@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife]

definitely how I am feeling

[@sayanneogy3079]

The way he painted the picture of Krish is just hilarious and fantastic at the same time 🤣🤣🤣

[@mileyvarunification]

It was also true..

[@Jaishree.bhardwaj]

the layering, u see....

[@utkarshshukla4053]

I didn't get that one, could you please explain?

[@hereticmorte666]

I like how he is wearing a Bob Marley t-shirt.

[@GroovyBooze]

Is he wearing it up-side down or what? Lol

[@shreysharma726]

"o o ganja ganja ".....that's why !!!🤣🤣🤣

[@Rohit.Gaikwad]

Jamming Bob Harley Song

[@jevonollivierre4646]

Ganja Gong!

[@HoshneModeena]

Vir worded the Sushant thing so immaculately, all the things I was feeling but couldn't form into thought. This was amazing.

[@Yashshah2635]

This guy covered whole 2020 without corona virus in 15 minutes.

[@paritybit3526]

Vir Das Denies Tukde Tukde Gang 12:35 - Who chant slogans - Bharat tere tukde tukde honge Inshallah. In Delhi Riots - IB Ankit Sharma : Acid was poured inside his body, eyes gouged out, body cut to pieces and thrown in gutter.

[@harshkumarsahu8275]

"Take away his eyeballs like goverment took away his real one's" this is guy is super

[@tarasharma5538]

Swear I stopped on this line.

[@lifegreat3022]

I didn't get that ... somebody explain me

[@therothschild5837]

@@lifegreat3022 In my opinion some journalists are puppets of the government...

[@lifegreat3022]

@@therothschild5837 i got it bro he is referring to journalists and government but i didn't got it exactly.. eyeballs and took away his real one's

[@ghanashrim2839]

@@lifegreat3022 Arnab used to b a sincere journalist once upon a time. Before he opened republic tv backed by govt(you know which one).

[@anshuljain4985]

Do you think mastizaade was written sober? Would be much better😂

[@paritybit3526]

Vir Das Denies Tukde Tukde Gang 12:35 - Who chant slogans - Bharat tere tukde tukde honge Inshallah. In Delhi Riots - IB Ankit Sharma : Acid was poured inside his body, eyes gouged out, body cut to pieces and thrown in gutter.

[@saurabhipagar3295]

Was it even written

[@mazedaarChutkule]

After you mentioned I noticed your scene in Namaste London and wow you had crammed so much of tough dialogues, hat's off to you man. Respect!!

[@kalpitwankar3286]

"I haven't seen a hindu man more like a santa clause" 😂😂😂

[@pm_91_]

I thought he looks more like asaram

[@rakibulmahmud3253]

😄😄

[@princebhai2755]

gandu h sala

[@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife]

Santa Claus*

[@user-gr43ipeoig]

That's hilarious

[@CristianoFC07]

One of the few reasons I'm such a big fan of vir is cuz this man has the balls to say stuff👏👏❤️🙏

[@harshasewlani5312]

And actually make it funny😂

[@KaveriMulay]

Appreciate you talking about SSR. Its very very unfortunate how badly SSR was treated in Bollywood. Very badly dealt. He did not deserve to die so young. Such hard-working and talent.

[@rohinishome6793]

I am so happy that people are now treating "Tukre Tukre Gang" as a joke, as it was always supposed to be!

[@psh19821]

andhbhakt spotted😂😂😂😂 are you even alive due to the carelessness of your beloved PM

[@rajeshvaridave265]

@@psh19821 Librandu spotted😂

[@am.Shub2770]

Then you're surely living in a bubble. These people don't represent all of the Indian population. Anything a joke to them doesn't guarantee its a joke for the whole country.

[@pulkitkhanna5800]

I don't want to share this because, people are not smart enough to get this!

[@samkul1699]

Its not so much of understanding as it is interpretation. Everyone will have a different takeaway from everyone else's opinion on any topic. Vir Das has what I call an outsiders perspective meaning any and everything that is going on now went down and will go down does not affect him even though he has worked in the industry . This is jarring to some people as they for some reason or the other associate their happiness to the industry and its stars like salman khan fans that is the insider perspective

[@souravpatel]

so true🙏

[@Nothinglikeagoodnut]

Do it. Make people uncomfortable..., That's how they get smarter

[@bigsmoke1179]

@@Nothinglikeagoodnut dats ma boi ni...

[@jatendrakumar9900]

Yeah , pls keep it with you. May be it can help to discover value of infinity 👍

[@KetanNahar7]

"Hey baby, how come every time we have a Khichadi on Monday, i wake on Thursday?" Class!

[@paritybit3526]

Vir Das Denies Tukde Tukde Gang 12:35 - Who chant slogans - Bharat tere tukde tukde honge Inshallah. In Delhi Riots - IB Ankit Sharma : Acid was poured inside his body, eyes gouged out, body cut to pieces and thrown in gutter.

[@abhishekkrishna5127]

@@paritybit3526 even u do..! why dont u speak about govt dividing ppl? yes im talking about religion

[@annmaryprince8003]

He is the humblest comedian ever

[@bhawanabisht7757]

Aaahhhh..... Finally!!!! It's so refreshing, fun and goooooo...DDD to see someone making so much sense and being funny at the same time talking about these sensitive current topics!! Especially the SSR part!! Dammmnnn... He just did it so well, picked up the most sensitive topic and added his funny flavour to this tragedy. I bet even those of his hardcore and devastated fans along with the fake stupid ones who just write #justiceforSSR fucking everywhere and anywhere, are not offended by this bit! That's how well he did!!! Aahhh..... it's always so good to see him💓💓💓💕💕💕

[@random5524]

ikr like the way he talked about him, when he took his name i got scared coz comedians don't say the best thing about him but the way he said, all the truth describing him, my respect for this man is immense

[@pallavivyas6089]

“News channels are not competing with other news channels, they are competing with prime and Netflix” how intelligently put :)

[@KaleshwarVhKaleshwarVh]

They want the prime time. And 9 o'clock in the night is a prime time in India.

[@olive1528]

Not with Netflix but Star Plus #Copied#Abhijit Ganguly

[@pallavivyas6089]

Alivia Mandal he already acknowledged it on twitter..!

[@jayesh5131]

@@pallavivyas6089 thanks for telling me that, I was pissed a little bit for Abjit😐

[@paritybit3526]

Vir Das Denies Tukde Tukde Gang 12:35 - Who chant slogans - Bharat tere tukde tukde honge Inshallah. In Delhi Riots - IB Ankit Sharma : Acid was poured inside his body, eyes gouged out, body cut to pieces and thrown in gutter.

[@Heet102]

Vir Das is one of the best comedians on an international stage. He is shining a light on the tragic state of the country while making it funny and entertaining. Very few comedians(probably no other Indian comedian) can touch such current and sensitive topics without being ostracized for it by the 'patriotic' mob and 'news' media.

[@swanlilly100]

He is truly a gem. There are such comedians in America that speak the truth with comic relief. In India, there isn't so much tolerance in the people and the government. Vir unfortunately cannot go all out. I wish there was true freedom or speech and journalistic freedom in India.

[@rawat2608]

Hats of to Zakir who has survived in this this toxic environment

[@paritybit3526]

Vir Das Denies Tukde Tukde Gang 12:35 - Who chant slogans - Bharat tere tukde tukde honge Inshallah. In Delhi Riots - IB Ankit Sharma : Acid was poured inside his body, eyes gouged out, body cut to pieces and thrown in gutter.

[@paritybit3526]

@@kushagraraghav4696 Exactly - kzbin.info/www/bejne/ap7Tpo1ufcRkn5Y

[@JaydevRaol]

👍

[@dikshasingh7427]

This guy makes more sense than many of the media houses....stand up comedians are new fourth pillar of the democracy now... Kudos to these people ❤Vir Das

[@paritybit3526]

Vir Das Denies Tukde Tukde Gang 12:35 - Who chant slogans - Bharat tere tukde tukde honge Inshallah. In Delhi Riots - IB Ankit Sharma : Acid was poured inside his body, eyes gouged out, body cut to pieces and thrown in gutter.

[@shreya3876]

wow so u have no idea what ur talkin abt xD

[@esharoychoudhury4119]

I loved the Kangana joke in the last bit.....surely her house/office getting vandalized was wrong.....but its hard to sympathize with her....she just won't shut up.

[@sukanyabaliarsingh204]

"You think Golmaal was written sober?" - I bow Vir, its been 40 seconds and I bow.

[@sukanyabaliarsingh204]

What's the song at the end tho?

[@severussnape2402]

@@sukanyabaliarsingh204 I don't know lol, the only thing I heard was "fuck off, fuck off, fuck off" 😂😂 Sounded like Vir's voice tho..

[@ANTICHRIS619]

Hey at least golmaal 1 had some good punchlines..and it was genuinely funny...but after that Golmaal 2 to 4 was just plain stupid and dumb

[@paritybit3526]

Vir Das Denies Tukde Tukde Gang 12:35 - Who chant slogans - Bharat tere tukde tukde honge Inshallah. In Delhi Riots - IB Ankit Sharma : Acid was poured inside his body, eyes gouged out, body cut to pieces and thrown in gutter.

[@aquibalamLUMOS]

@@paritybit3526 I see you everywhere dumb it cell guy. lolol

[@pranavd.4407]

I was going through comments when he started with SSR & was happy to see that no one was triggered. Coz what he said made more sense & was more logical than what's been in the news for past few months.

[@mpushkarna4493]

I dnt know why the real talent, even when recognised, doesn't get its due. People are more scared of laughing over reality but r happy to cry over fantasies. Big fan Veer!!!

[@hanshikaagrawal3924]

What a talent...this proves again that bollywood is no place for talented people.

[@Dev-dq5fk]

If I share this with my friends they would be offended 😂

[@tejasshetty2109]

time to change your company.

[@rishawraj]

Me too but I'm gonna do it anyways.

[@berserk322]

Man this was not that hardcore to be offended from

[@jiga6832]

Same here man, I show this to my friends and they will think I'm on drugs 😆😆

[@kirmada1999]

@@tejasshetty2109 bro you are sick . You are bringing poltics among friends. If your father or mother have slightly different political opinion i think you will replace your parents 😂

[@sportsfreak6346]

This guy not being famous in bollywood actually tells u a lot about billywood

[@divyangchopra3929]

It doesn’t! He is a great comedian: probably the best in India but average actor. Bollywood is not a standup stage.

[@shamayitabhattacharya3392]

It's actually not a stand up stage bro, he is no doubt the best stand up comedian in India , but it's a stage for actors, good actors.

[@rishabhpandey429]

@@shamayitabhattacharya3392 obvio. Look at ananya pandey 😂

[@Iam-a-live]

@@rishabhpandey429girls got a pass.

[@rishabhpandey429]

@@Iam-a-live obvio. Look at karan j...oh! Girls got a pass, right.

[@anupamprasad9507]

That was a much needed set! Absolutely loved it!

[@tejasjindal7895]

Arnab goswami is not competing with ndtv he is competing with netflix. More of drama, fiction 🤣🤣🤣

[@paritybit3526]

Vir Das Denies Tukde Tukde Gang 12:35 - Who chant slogans - Bharat tere tukde tukde honge Inshallah. In Delhi Riots - IB Ankit Sharma : Acid was poured inside his body, eyes gouged out, body cut to pieces and thrown in gutter.

[@shreya3876]

if arnab hadnt raised his voice bollywood's dirty tricks would've never been exposed. he is a respectable man and does his job perfectly unlike some of us here.

[@neeljavia2965]

@@shreya3876 Ok brainwashed bhakt.

[@neeljavia2965]

@diksha singh True.

[@girlonclouds]

@diksha singh ikr i saw this everywhere 😂😂

[@tori2dles]

13:59 - _And there stood our own superhero: _*_Krish._* The way he said it was too perfect. Garsh, I love this man.

[@Ashishkumar-nm8gc]

Nowadays Comedians are speaking truth with their jokes and TV anchors are doing comedy by representing their news.

[@ThatControlUser]

News isn't funny, it's just pathetic right now..

[@kirmada1999]

I hate ndtv plzz don't get offended 😂 or dont call me bhakt

[@Ashishkumar-nm8gc]

@@kirmada1999 Why will I get offended, Different people have different opinions and that's the goodness of our country. Also, no one is a bhakt or liberandu congressi it's just a difference of ideas and thinking

[@parthivdatta4958]

Ohh I thought we are not allowed to speak truth in this country...are you settled in abroad???

[@grizlybrizly7837]

Bro you know what this statement has become old now. Try to copy some new :)

[@iamchosenone]

This is the best set ever that I've watched from Vir, absolutely spot on

[@BeautifulWorld36]

Intelligent. Smart. Vicious. Fearless. We need more like you. Love you.

[@SK-nf9yk]

Vir Das is truly the most ballsy comedian of India.

[@proudindian9140]

@Shhreyas Kairoli abey chutiye kuch dhnag ka bol le

[@tantalumphosphate111]

@Shhreyas Kairoli ballsy comedian with brains he meant

[@tantalumphosphate111]

@Samaghik Samurai I didnt say that he's stupid because he dislikes govt. You just assumed that. Many comedians dislike the govt. but not all are stupid according to me.

[@proudindian9140]

@Samaghik Samurai tatte choosne ka kam tm bkl ka hai

[@proudindian9140]

@Samaghik Samurai aur beta 2 line ka English comment likha h usko v edit kia h 4 bar aur fir v weird ka spelling wrong h tera.. Beta phle to 12th pass krle bad me samurai bnna gndooo

[@harshitasamal9813]

Was waiting for someone to speak on these topics... Should have expected it to be you🌠

[@m.philip]

He is one of the most intelligent comedians. Its a pleasure to hear him.

[@antonioljubicic9420]

I like him because he is truly unique. Why? Well he succeded to mix two things. Comedy and truths about life. Why? Simply because he knows learning the trutgs of life is way easier through humor. Thank you Vir. Thank you for sharing your gifts with this world. Love from Croatia❤

[@ManishKumar-lt6wg]

Nobody: Me: Searches VirDas in Namaste London on youtube

[@ajaykumartiwari7725]

did you find it?

[@kpateldeep1995]

@@ajaykumartiwari7725 ... Yeah ... He's one of the guys that katrina meets in India for marriage.

[@ManishKumar-lt6wg]

@@ajaykumartiwari7725 nope but i found one fron Go Goa Gone kzbin.info/www/bejne/rH6sYaSOrdKtf7M

[@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife]

@@ManishKumar-lt6wg wdym? he's one of the main actors in go goa gone.

[@ManishKumar-lt6wg]

@@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife Yup he is. But i didn't know that earlier

[@pranvendra29]

He'd come to our college and even though I had done some comic plays, his act made us uncomfortable to the point that few professors left show in-between. I love him for that. Changed a lot of my beliefs. And organisers for calling him. I liked his movies Amit sahni ki list etc and saw revolver rani for him and kangana. You're a gem sir. 💌

[@heroji888]

which college?

[@mostlymessy]

I have so much respect for you. Your thoughts on this entire thing are actually way better and logical than most Indians rn. 🙏🏼

[@sweet1982sjkn]

Every line is true...hats off to you Vir....stay blessed dear😘

[@LJ-rv9ed]

"He was so smart, he would know if someone slipped him drugs"!

[@navinkmrsingh]

Being academically smart and street smart are two different things. I love Vir Das for his intelligence but this one is a flawed logic. I'm not even trying to imply that their was a conspiracy around SSR. I don't know enough. Only that this logic is flawed

[@elizabethbasumatary5742]

Jigyasa I agree to this

[@LJ-rv9ed]

@@navinkmrsingh That's just you determined to paint SSR as a victim, regardless of the evidence looking you in the face. You cannot be tricked into smoking pot- the effect of a regular cigarette and a doobie are entirely different. Plus, there were statements recorded about how he talked about the best pot being available in Kedarnath. You can't have it both ways- SSR was so wise, and sorted, he knew who was right and wrong, he could tell real people from fake people- but he was in a relationship with a gold-digger and was tricked into smoking pot! Pick a lane!

[@navinkmrsingh]

@@LJ-rv9ed .... Why pick a lane? Should SC pick a lane before looking into all the facts and double checking them. The whole problem is because of people picking up lanes without even checking in which country they are driving

[@navinkmrsingh]

The Mumbai Police has admitted that SSR's father informally complained to DCP Zone 9 about threat to his life. Even if there was an informal complain, how was police so certain about suicide from very beginning? The way they handled Bihar Police personnel, it took even SC by surprise. So yes, there are evidences glaring in face. Those evidences are not against his gf (as far as I can understand). But they certainly raise doubt on Mumbai Police's handling of case.

[@aneeshkashyap3553]

I really like his work. It's not comedy. It's a realisation, revelation and an actual understanding of wtf is going on in the world. But... He mentioned all those Bolly movies about drugs but didn't talk about one of the best Bolly films (also his film), Delhi Belly.

[@aqsa7842]

He did talk about go, Goa, gone. If you didn't pay attention, to another massive fuck-up non-coherent structure of writing refered to as a movie script.

[@tonysstudent8721]

@@aqsa7842 I haven't watched Go Goa Gone but I can tell that it's better than your typical Bollywood movie. At least it took the risk. And if you don't think Bollywood is worth your attention then you're right. Just shift to Hollywood. But you'll have to know what Hollywood Movies to watch. I mean if you opted for Marvel only then it won't be late before you lose interest😅.

[@nehasnattering7414]

@@aqsa7842 didi probably still likes bole chudiyan type movies.

[@aqsa7842]

@@tonysstudent8721 you should watch it and witness what a massive fuck-up it was. Vir had bills to pay fr. Now coming to Hollywood, Marvel to be specific is a long run watch, in that case shifting to series/shows should be a smart choice, but the sci-fi in Hollywood and hallyuwood are produced by diff species, tbvh i dont think so bollywood would ever make that, bc of the lack of production taking Risks on high budgeted CGI. we wouldn't have great sci-fi's, although it's expected of them to generate some good thrillers.

[@tonysstudent8721]

@@aqsa7842 you're right. Anyway, if you ever want any movie recommendations from Hollywood, let me know.

[@therothschild5837]

Kriss thought to himself I'm gonna skip this one because i think justice has already been served...😁

[@thisisafact9181]

Watching from Sri Lanka .. you have a talent man ,never stop what u R doing...!

[@drishtigoyal1234]

Watching Vir Das is like an enlightenment to the brain. Its like a rookie's entry into a brainy world. Oh How much I love his perspectives.

[@5SOSIndia]

Honestly this guys is so talented

[@princebhai2755]

gandu h

[@TroubleShooter_48]

@@princebhai2755 Because you don't understand English.

[@princebhai2755]

@@TroubleShooter_48 wow bhai. what an excuse to defend that asshole. the whole stand up lobby (excluding only some) are left wing goons and propogate their shitty propaganda. and in the end they say its all joke.

[@pragyakochar]

Prince bhai you sound like you are one of the propaganda guys 😂

[@42.dheerajpegu25]

@@princebhai2755 tum Gawar ho

[@dashkanishka]

900% enthusiasm + 0% expectations = let's hope you are successful

[@samaybv7195]

He’s absolutely amazing everything he says makes so much sense lol

[@shreya3876]

makes sense if u have low enough IQ

[@aymaanmohammed2404]

When she gets high, that dude is normal 😆

[@raginikumain]

Brilliant comedy wearing bob marley everything on point I’m like😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vinayuckk]

I noticed that and I was like holy shit I scrolled through comments just to see has anyone figured it out or not

[@avantikadas-3275]

This is something that has made the most sense to me in quite a while! And it's so beautiful that you internalize all these things he says and are bound to laugh! I mean you don't come here thinking that this is comedy and shit.... You just listen to his facts and the reality in his words makes you laugh!

[@TantrisTheMage]

Vir Das is easily one of my favorite comedians. So glad that the KZbin algorithm recommended him a few months ago!

[@shudha5214]

The very reason I stay updated with "political " news is so that I can enjoy our comedian later. Thank you,Virdas.

[@rajashreebalakrishnan7987]

Navika reminds me of Umbridge

[@deekshitapatnaik8487]

Same

[@ilovereadingbookable]

Okay, that has to be the best comparision made.

[@arpitrathod623]

I was gonna comment that

[@spiritualityisunderstandin2530]

Navika Kumabridge

[@nidarehamath8155]

Lmao 🤣🤣

[@AzeemaFaizunnisa]

At the time when India should have have been preparing for the pandemic, the media kept everyone busy with ssr and Deepika..

[@senti.pandora]

I have been watching you for years but i subscribed to you n turned on notification as soon as you spoke about Sushant ❤️ i love your intelligence n honesty

[@anandudeshi7]

"You know why Sushan Sing Rajput had a tough time in Bollywood? Because that boy was smart! And the people in power in Bollywood want you to make them feel that they are the smartest people in the room."

[@paritybit3526]

Vir Das Denies Tukde Tukde Gang 12:35 - Who chant slogans - Bharat tere tukde tukde honge Inshallah. In Delhi Riots - IB Ankit Sharma : Acid was poured inside his body, eyes gouged out, body cut to pieces and thrown in gutter.

[@paritybit3526]

@hazel eyes Exactly its a joke when our Intelligence Officers get killed brutally. Search this in youtube - JNU students: Bharat Tere Tukde Honge. InshaAllah InshaAllah | VIDEO

[@rigvedgirkar7817]

Nice conspiracy theories..aapko writer banna chahiyee..🤣🤣

[@aquibalamLUMOS]

@@paritybit3526 that's a false video. Peeing human made a video about it. Do see that. Even Zee news apologized after that. Just search fake news jnu slogans you will find it.

[@paritybit3526]

@@aquibalamLUMOS Peeing Human is a fake videos channel. The Tukde Tukde clips are real there is no doub't about them. Peeing Human Spreads all kinds of fake news . It is same as Dhruv Rathee, Lalan Top and Ravish. Similar to Alt News which has been given International Fact Checking Network Authority by George Soros from Open Society Foundations. Every single Riots is funded by them in India. And George Soros is extremely anti Hindu. All these channels that you are viewing are non profit and get funded by anti national elements creating hatred amongst the minorities. Please check your channels. Who is trying to expose Zee News, they are much fake than Zee News.

[@ritishmishra9950]

This man was absolutely uninterruptedly funny without even trying to be funny

[@rajhandique3250]

Roasting his own movie. Master Comedian.

[@ramgupta977]

Every line was savage and smart at the same time. one of the best standups I've ever seen. He probably made more sense in 15 mins than the whole social media and government combined in the last 7 months

[@pratikvishwakarma7552]

Finally i have something to watch on repeat this year... #virdas

[@peaceandall8611]

"I don't speak Dothraki"😂😂😂😂😂

[@praneshj1578]

Thank you Vir. Finally, someone being rational about the whole drug hysteria.

[@shreya3876]

so according to u disobeying the laws and doing whatever the damn u want, is rational. nice

[@RahulSoni-br1qd]

Just can't get enough of this man ..... too good.

[@sooraj1497]

This 14min was better than most comedy "group" skits.

[@shivangimathur6103]

It's so good that finally someone is saying what I was thinking all this time, during these chaos.. Very nice performance👌 Kudos👍

[@kittykatja5961]

First time hearing this guy. Clever, talented and real. Comedy's a lot like the great Carling, will definitely go far.

[@Weddingplanes]

This is probably the best video I have seen post lockdown 🍻

[@shrutikpatil7364]

In 2019, someone ask a question about tukde tukde gang to home ministry through an RTI. The answer from home ministry was that they had no idea of it. Great journalism!!

[@HelloKitty-bk9lx]

Who's that some1... you, so may be govt meant you then.

[@hemangmehta5363]

This guy has balls of steel , the content 💯

[@armaansingh724]

amazing! it's been so long that I have seen a new stand up, and this was so funny and well written!! can't wait for your next special!! show in cali!!

[@music4souls897]

This guy is so underrated

[@bigsmoke1179]

"I've never seen a hindu man look like santa claus" ArGo- the sheer suddenness of my service to the honorable prime minister. *STARTS NOW* VIR- NaNi?

[@DILLIPKUMARSAHOOIITM]

Vir Das was one of the 3 main leads in the movie Delhi Belly. His acting prowess showed he could have become a great actor and a star. Bollywood's loss is Standup Comedy's gain. Love you Vir Das.

[@paritybit3526]

Vir Das Denies Tukde Tukde Gang 12:35 - Who chant slogans - Bharat tere tukde tukde honge Inshallah. In Delhi Riots - IB Ankit Sharma : Acid was poured inside his body, eyes gouged out, body cut to pieces and thrown in gutter.

[@paritybit3526]

@Shhreyas Kairoli Vir Das Denies Tukde Tukde Gang 12:35 - Who chant slogans - Bharat tere tukde tukde honge Inshallah. In Delhi Riots - IB Ankit Sharma : Acid was poured inside his body, eyes gouged out, body cut to pieces and thrown in gutter.

[@astro_ansh]

Indian Santa Claus 😂😂😂😂

[@mishi1045]

I agree that bollywood doing drugs shouldn't affect others, but justifying it by saying they face much more failure is really naive. There is uncertainty involved in most businesses, in no way is bollywood an outlier. All startups are precarious.

[@PrabhavShukla1]

When you realize that the conversation you're having is exactly what the powers that be want us to have so that the real issues are ignored! Bollywood is just a strawman here...

[@mrseskasi]

@@PrabhavShukla1 so drugs is not a issue...wake up...do you know how drugs impact people's lives...how injecting drugs is linked with AIIDS/ HIV( spoken to a person who contracted HIV this way), how it impacts the youth and so impacts the future of a country. ..how drugs have links with terrorism...drugs def isn't the only issue but it is a major issue...don't trivialize it .FYI taking drugs is a crime🙄🙄 just in case that has escaped you...maybe you can only focus on one issue but I can focus on multiple things and drugs is one of them...maybe learn to multi task

[@rohan64bit]

@@mrseskasi Really need to know how to inject weed??and get AIDS? little knowledge is dangerous!! And you are the prime example of how my country is getting fucked up . You didnt even get the blatant in your face meaning of his set!! Where he is saying that the govt has made Deepika and sushant the national issue while we are getting buttfucked by a myriad of issues !! Read up.. Read about cigarettes/Alcohol and how dangerous it to an individual/family/society compared to weed!! AAJ TAK and REPUBLIC TV wont get you far!!!

[@ThatOdiaDude1334]

N all of them do drugs as well... Personal life shud b it... There's a difference between doing weed n doing cocain.. If smoking cigarette is legal in India posing around as if it won't kill thousands every year then so can weed... If the entire country is sensationalizing abt Bollywood doing weed n it will influence the youth.. Then the youth is the one dat needs help..

[@Livsparkling]

I agree.....even I was scrolling down to see people views on this and fuck yeah.....these people are bloody wind they flow in the way of wind if someone passers-by tell them this is right they'll believe and the next comes and says this is wrong they'll believe and follow it too....just because we have such idiot youth in our country after every 5 year we choose the govt. And end up abusing and repenting....

[@Deepeshtiwari321]

Vir das is more of a philospher than a comedian to me!!

[@flamingo5477]

That was really sensible..

[@explt9150]

राम राम राम राम राम राम राम राम राम राम राम राम राम राम राम राम राम राम राम राम राम राम राम राम राम

[@jumailslyngdoh2218]

He is awesome yarr😂🤣 everything is true what he said ,he divert it 🤣🤣