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Vir Das COMEDY

Vir Das COMEDY

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@amoghjaiswal7d2
@amoghjaiswal7d2 3 жыл бұрын
The only thing making him safe from govt is that they won't understand him
@pretty948
@pretty948 3 жыл бұрын
As long as he keeps making videos in English he's good
@VinayakShree-ks7cf
@VinayakShree-ks7cf 3 жыл бұрын
Also he's in London presently, and we all know that once someone fly off London they're never gonna get hold of him😂😂
@indopew2319
@indopew2319 3 жыл бұрын
@@VinayakShree-ks7cf well malya and modi are coming, so u never know
@indopew2319
@indopew2319 3 жыл бұрын
do u guys only hear a particular part??
@sushtendolkar5253
@sushtendolkar5253 3 жыл бұрын
Hehehe so true
@abhilashabs8789
@abhilashabs8789 3 жыл бұрын
The exasperation when he says ' me as a comedian has to think more about being fair to everyone more than the judiciary system' it hit hard and close...
@janmayhem
@janmayhem 3 жыл бұрын
Comedians : Bro 5 people are offended at every joke I make Vir : *Makes a video to offend 95% of the population* Ps- The other 5% enjoyed this! Well done Vir
@agentshivaay7955
@agentshivaay7955 3 жыл бұрын
But those 95% also don't understand his jokes 😂
@janmayhem
@janmayhem 3 жыл бұрын
@@agentshivaay7955 true
@rakeshiyer5637
@rakeshiyer5637 3 жыл бұрын
@@agentshivaay7955 yes :D
@rajneesh8960
@rajneesh8960 3 жыл бұрын
After this I could proudly say that I belong to the 5% group
@zenu8830
@zenu8830 3 жыл бұрын
@Grecil Unadkat lol bro.Offended?
@joshsingh7042
@joshsingh7042 3 жыл бұрын
He protecs... He attacs... But most importantly He teaches science and geography in his gags
@JoshuaAby
@JoshuaAby 3 жыл бұрын
Nice lmao
@ashwanishahrawat4607
@ashwanishahrawat4607 3 жыл бұрын
"Grow some *ovaries* !" Someone finally said it, I'm so happy XD
@excelsior7747
@excelsior7747 3 жыл бұрын
"Not all the men are same" they can grow NONE ovaries. 🤭
@rutvijaprusty2730
@rutvijaprusty2730 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah so m i
@uditbodra
@uditbodra 3 жыл бұрын
me hearing the phrase for the first time ..
@SATHPADHTEHAIN
@SATHPADHTEHAIN 3 жыл бұрын
i guess ill pass
@saketpatil1306
@saketpatil1306 3 жыл бұрын
What does it mean?
@TyrionLannisterr
@TyrionLannisterr 3 жыл бұрын
Get this MAN A SHIELD!!!!!
@jaydeepsen4769
@jaydeepsen4769 3 жыл бұрын
Vir drinks and knows things
@rudrasingh6354
@rudrasingh6354 3 жыл бұрын
Captain India to the rescue
@dineshkevat6827
@dineshkevat6827 3 жыл бұрын
He doesn't need one because the offended community can't understand so much of English....XD
@jaydeepsen4769
@jaydeepsen4769 3 жыл бұрын
@@dineshkevat6827 true. Otherwise, they would be ripping Sadhguru apart when he said that Krishna was a son as well as a lover of Yashoda. And that Yashoda, his mother was also a Gopi. (Basically incest)
@pavansomwanshi4914
@pavansomwanshi4914 3 жыл бұрын
@@jaydeepsen4769 this is such a beautiful comment
@nisargpatel969
@nisargpatel969 3 жыл бұрын
"You are beautifully preserved but technically dead" best line ever to describe congress😂😂
@uniqueportal6668
@uniqueportal6668 3 жыл бұрын
Best line "Punching A Baby"
@29subhra
@29subhra 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@rashmit65
@rashmit65 3 жыл бұрын
Best way to describe"democracy in India" as well. 😔
@neeljavia2965
@neeljavia2965 3 жыл бұрын
@@rashmit65 Deep
@rohanpuri8260
@rohanpuri8260 3 жыл бұрын
@@rashmit65 when was it ask majnu sultanpuri who was jailed at time of Nehru and ya Nehru and modi both are shit
@dimensioner
@dimensioner 3 жыл бұрын
"Common decency to hate himself" literally paused the video, stood up from my chair, applauded. Resumed video.
@vindhyavinothkumar2879
@vindhyavinothkumar2879 3 жыл бұрын
I did not even understand it first, I paused a bit to understand and then appreciated!!
@29subhra
@29subhra 3 жыл бұрын
Same!
@akanksha6145
@akanksha6145 3 жыл бұрын
You know you didn't do that 😜
@riddler5163
@riddler5163 3 жыл бұрын
and i cringed hard at this comment
@rituparnam3151
@rituparnam3151 3 жыл бұрын
And I *literally* paused the video, stood up from my chair, Cringed hard at your comment. *Resumed* video.
@sayoojsatheesh2856
@sayoojsatheesh2856 3 жыл бұрын
Vir das : I am doing comedy 17 year olds : nah, I think this is somekind of journalism
@r.i.t.i.k.a
@r.i.t.i.k.a 3 жыл бұрын
Excuse me I'm 19 😪
@deltajee7_org
@deltajee7_org 3 жыл бұрын
"not for all..." Guys... Please!..
@sampadization
@sampadization 3 жыл бұрын
@@r.i.t.i.k.a ok so you're FBI proof
@doconcall8476
@doconcall8476 3 жыл бұрын
After this even vir might be thinking did I not mention about these ppl in my video few mins back like the one jisko lagta hain ki sab kuch whatever is said is on me and I must comment on it without even realizing that I will be laughed at. 🤣
@r.i.t.i.k.a
@r.i.t.i.k.a 3 жыл бұрын
@@sampadization Sorry what?
@avikathpalia2950
@avikathpalia2950 3 жыл бұрын
This is THE PERFECT rant we didn't know we needed. *inserts tu jaanta nahi hai par tu hai meme*
@sunbhrc5065
@sunbhrc5065 3 жыл бұрын
Sachi boli
@Arya-el9ps
@Arya-el9ps 3 жыл бұрын
I walk into every Vir Das video expecting to laugh but end up leaving slightly more wiser and depressed
@samkul1699
@samkul1699 3 жыл бұрын
That's actually a curse of knowledge " the more you know the more you understand how hopeless it is " And yea you get wiser or something idk
@shreyankpatel2591
@shreyankpatel2591 3 жыл бұрын
@@samkul1699 I see cultured people quoting Thanos. I like that.
@samkul1699
@samkul1699 3 жыл бұрын
@@shreyankpatel2591 you have my respect Stark
@DS-Pakaemon
@DS-Pakaemon 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha tragedy is the real comedy bois.
@saionduttaroy7172
@saionduttaroy7172 3 жыл бұрын
Vir Das is NDTV
@ranjinimajumdar9319
@ranjinimajumdar9319 3 жыл бұрын
Vir ranted his frustration out. And now I feel awfully relieved
@sushtendolkar5253
@sushtendolkar5253 3 жыл бұрын
So do I 😁
@rajadhirajmaharaj
@rajadhirajmaharaj 3 жыл бұрын
IKR...? :P it's like that Netflix series "Sense8" :)
@MohdAnas-fs5yj
@MohdAnas-fs5yj 3 жыл бұрын
Me too..
@Myindianlyf
@Myindianlyf 3 жыл бұрын
So Out of all the languages in the world,he chose to speak FACTS huh? 💯
@debarshidas8072
@debarshidas8072 3 жыл бұрын
So, out of all the jokes in the world, you chose to make one that is unoriginal and stolen?
@sunbhrc5065
@sunbhrc5065 3 жыл бұрын
What else to be
@Myindianlyf
@Myindianlyf 3 жыл бұрын
@@debarshidas8072 uhm chill bruh xD its just a way to compliment him xD
@arnavajitbordavekar5071
@arnavajitbordavekar5071 3 жыл бұрын
@@debarshidas8072 bruh moment xD
@debarshidas8072
@debarshidas8072 3 жыл бұрын
@@Myindianlyf Damn. I personally prefer Godwin's law as an exit strategy.
@hisayutkarsh
@hisayutkarsh 3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp for this video: 0:12 : The Government 1:04 : The Congress party 2:10 : Young leaders 3:06 : The Aam Aadami party 3:30 : The aam aadmi 4:06 : The News 4:13 : The Republic TV 5:01 : The NDTV 5:36 : Zee news 6:02 : India today 6:24 : Younger people 7:03 : Intellectual 7:57 : Uncles 8:40 : Celebrities 9:01 : Not all People 9:52 : Religion 10:10 : This apology 10:35 : Questions "This timestamp for helping. I recommend to watch full video and please share. And you are offended then please grow some ovaries" .
@miss_constella
@miss_constella 3 жыл бұрын
The "ovaries" made me chuckle.
@hisayutkarsh
@hisayutkarsh 3 жыл бұрын
@@miss_constella Say thanks to Vir das 😄
@kieftain
@kieftain 3 жыл бұрын
This is the type of content we need. More power to you Vir.
@markhenry6767
@markhenry6767 3 жыл бұрын
Ten On Ten Part 4 Let's go... Also, Vir, it would be amazing if you could make a set about the Indian Education System for Ten On Ten 5. -humble fan suggestion
@lakshyachoudhary164
@lakshyachoudhary164 3 жыл бұрын
Due to lockdown down protocols it was not possible.....so he decided to premiere this video named "?"...
@arkabanerjee1091
@arkabanerjee1091 3 жыл бұрын
Excellent suggestion
@anbuselvan3856
@anbuselvan3856 3 жыл бұрын
that would be brilliant
@indopew2319
@indopew2319 3 жыл бұрын
isn't this government bringing new education policy for better future, and i read some of it seems nice
@JatinS-yt
@JatinS-yt 3 жыл бұрын
Yes vir...
@sivadasakash1
@sivadasakash1 3 жыл бұрын
If this video gets flagged and removed off of the internet, that just proves the whole point that whatever was in this video was entirely true. Hats off man❤️. Just amazing. Spitting out truth wrapped up in humour. Lots of love
@gurnoorsingh4396
@gurnoorsingh4396 3 жыл бұрын
and im sure it will get removed
@jaydeepsen4769
@jaydeepsen4769 3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry. They don't understand English 👍
@shreshthborkar1907
@shreshthborkar1907 3 жыл бұрын
well if don't it then also was funny and true anyway bro and his vocab is way more layered then what could go into the removers head... so just chill😂
@ramdev6421
@ramdev6421 3 жыл бұрын
@@jaydeepsen4769 yeah and the one who knows english is an educated one........lol:- great librandus logic
@jaydeepsen4769
@jaydeepsen4769 3 жыл бұрын
@@ramdev6421 no humour and can't understand a joke..... typical andhbhakt 😂😂😂
@nandinidiwan7829
@nandinidiwan7829 3 жыл бұрын
This is so well written, it’s like a mix between a stand up and a slam poem.
@rajadhirajmaharaj
@rajadhirajmaharaj 3 жыл бұрын
the last part was
@VilasiniSubhramani
@VilasiniSubhramani 3 жыл бұрын
Yes I was thinking the same! All those metaphors!
@crazyspirit1991
@crazyspirit1991 3 жыл бұрын
I feel ashamed, enlightened, slightly confused and a little bit smarter..... How?
@itsme-ct5sg
@itsme-ct5sg 3 жыл бұрын
same happened with me
@itsme-ct5sg
@itsme-ct5sg 3 жыл бұрын
same happened with me
@vikasshukla5928
@vikasshukla5928 3 жыл бұрын
When a Comedian becomes Intellectual. And Intellectuals doing Comedy! P.S - WELCOME TO INDIA.!🇮🇳
@b-zar8912
@b-zar8912 3 жыл бұрын
@Manu Kum I agree with him, but I respect your opinion.
@harrymatrix8451
@harrymatrix8451 3 жыл бұрын
@@b-zar8912 wait this is illegal...we are supposed to have a fight 🙄...Guys c'mon...
@ozzymendes5650
@ozzymendes5650 3 жыл бұрын
@@harrymatrix8451 yeah man! My popcorn's gonna go waste now
@pawanshetty6502
@pawanshetty6502 3 жыл бұрын
@Manu Kum stuff he says hits you so bad that you have trouble having to kum
@pawanshetty6502
@pawanshetty6502 3 жыл бұрын
@Manu Kum give me a instance
@KuchBhiMehta
@KuchBhiMehta 3 жыл бұрын
Protoplasm jokes FTW!
@gautamdesai7648
@gautamdesai7648 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🧠
@rajadhirajmaharaj
@rajadhirajmaharaj 3 жыл бұрын
this type of sh*t was common in Kolkata art films and videos.. nobody watched them unless there was s3x scenes :D Now Bollywood artists are also riding this horse.. :)
@TheBARFI
@TheBARFI 3 жыл бұрын
bhai tujhe aaj hi almost binge kar gaya mai. you are funny as fuck.
@dhyeypatel5537
@dhyeypatel5537 3 жыл бұрын
It's actually proto-plasm it's a part of the cell while protozoa is a microorganism
@KuchBhiMehta
@KuchBhiMehta 3 жыл бұрын
@@nitinTDM autocorrect ho gaya re
@mastaadmi05
@mastaadmi05 3 жыл бұрын
" A sign of genius is asking the right questions " , seems like a legit quote now 💯
@abhilash2382
@abhilash2382 3 жыл бұрын
He took on every single topic that normal people are afraid to address🔥
@jiah7670
@jiah7670 3 жыл бұрын
VIR DAS IS THE REASON WHY I STILL HAVE FAITH IN THIS WORLD
@sristithakkar8681
@sristithakkar8681 3 жыл бұрын
This video should be named "What isolation does to Vir Das " 😭 shoving red pills down everyone's throat 😂😂😂 loved it❤️
@apoorvasharma3595
@apoorvasharma3595 3 жыл бұрын
" It's my house. I invited you. " I mean, damn! It's good.
@neelam9197
@neelam9197 3 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that there's no beep when he cuss but the subs are censored.
@sunbhrc5065
@sunbhrc5065 3 жыл бұрын
U should be as ur name says so
@47.assakurzaman54
@47.assakurzaman54 3 жыл бұрын
Your jokes are so on humourous, dark and on point 😂
@YuvrajSingh-js1lx
@YuvrajSingh-js1lx 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@krishnaarora6099
@krishnaarora6099 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@sarthak_goyal
@sarthak_goyal 3 жыл бұрын
The sad part it, these are not jokes but reality.
@CrewDrastically
@CrewDrastically 3 жыл бұрын
@@sarthak_goyal Thats *Satire* meaning for ya :)
@rapid37
@rapid37 3 жыл бұрын
Isma kuchh bhi dark nahi hai
@itsok_kochar
@itsok_kochar 3 жыл бұрын
The only reason vir dad doesn't get a FIR on this is because it is entirely in English 😂😂
@bigdreamsinfotainment9481
@bigdreamsinfotainment9481 3 жыл бұрын
Arnab's audience is English speaking right wingers.
@sunbhrc5065
@sunbhrc5065 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the IELTS preparation
@huskiehuskerson5300
@huskiehuskerson5300 3 жыл бұрын
And not just English the way most Indians speak , he speaks English English
@saurabhmishra4367
@saurabhmishra4367 3 жыл бұрын
GOD LEVEL RESPECT TO YOU MAN........ I FELT EVERY SECONDS OF IT........ MAN I GOT GOOSEBUMPS ON YOUR THOUGHT...... AND I LIKED IT.....
@bhagyeshrathod2448
@bhagyeshrathod2448 3 жыл бұрын
Vir's video in **Black and white theme** . . Let me put my headphones on, someone might get offended😂
@fanboy5272
@fanboy5272 3 жыл бұрын
More like, lemme put headphones on, or someone might start developing a brain
@bhagyeshrathod2448
@bhagyeshrathod2448 3 жыл бұрын
@@fanboy5272 egggjactly😂☮
@rakeshiyer5637
@rakeshiyer5637 3 жыл бұрын
"the people in big boss are already locked up and you soon will be". Damn, that was brutal. xD
@sampadization
@sampadization 3 жыл бұрын
Aren't we all locked up atm?
@tamishasarkar1410
@tamishasarkar1410 3 жыл бұрын
"Yet I have to shoot for a fairness in my comedy that we can't even manage with our own judiciary" 🔥🔥 Hats off man, well done!! Thank you Vir Das! ❤️❤️
@kshitijsrivastava1467
@kshitijsrivastava1467 3 жыл бұрын
Respect + for Vir sir Thank you for giving us this You are not what the people of India deserve, but you sure are what people of the world's biggest democracy need right now Yes that's from The dark Knight
@kshitijsrivastava1467
@kshitijsrivastava1467 3 жыл бұрын
@Manu Kum Democracy is right because that's the reason u r here on internet and saying whatever u like about the prevailing form of govt.... u don't even have logic in ur arguments... hitler, mao and stalin were people and democracy is a form of govt, it can't kill, rape or torture people on its own, what u said is like saying "hinduism has helped humanity more than Obama, mother Teresa and Malala combined" now if u won't understand this then it's alright because i don't expect u to, but just try to understand the first line of my argument
@kshitijsrivastava1467
@kshitijsrivastava1467 3 жыл бұрын
@Manu Kum democracy is not people dude, I mean really... Why would anyone say that I am not saying anyone's innocent All I am saying is you are comparing people with systems which is a comparison in a wrong degree...I mean duh...! And that's how it's wrong Well you didn't reply the point where I tell you why is democracy right If you by any chance have read about any other form of political system then you know the blabbering that you are into wasn't possible....so yeah dude democracy is not perfect but thanks to it that it allows to say so about itself
@kshitijsrivastava1467
@kshitijsrivastava1467 3 жыл бұрын
@Manu Kum u did involve yourself in a wrong degree of comparison and there's no second thought to that, no amount of justification can change facts. about right to not perfect well, here it is Democracy is right and is not perfect, heard anything like "it's the best we got"? well if not then this is what the case is i haven't assumed anything nor am i an admirer of anything by birth, its just that democracy happens to be the most people-friendly form of a govt so i stand with it... here is something my friend_ it was really a good discussion here and i respect your ideology because that's what democracy is all about_ "people let each other live with differences"_ it was a good conversation but let's end it here, thank u, u may conclude your side now
@saileshsahu6282
@saileshsahu6282 3 жыл бұрын
You are the voice of many, many Indians who really want a change.. Keep doing such good work. Really proud that I could listen to a person like you...We need to get out of this slow death our nation is facing....I hope we can do this someday.
@the_perpetual_writer
@the_perpetual_writer 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, This guy hits hard every time with facts and intellectual stuff.
@kolajghoshal2552
@kolajghoshal2552 3 жыл бұрын
*Not that we weren't laughing, but we laughed at the point of disappointment on everything. Cause at the end a comedian always makes you laugh even if it's a nervous, awkward and laugh of disappointment* 😂
@Aanshika
@Aanshika 3 жыл бұрын
I was literally on a spree watching his videos from Conan to ten series...from tht newyork newdelhi and Koffeewithkaran (aka vodkawithvir) watched it all. Now i am a subscriber. His humour is dark and educating at the same time. Like in a true sense he is the comedian. Despite the views other comedians get cz of their relatable comedy...vir das's comedy is woke than all other people .
@austing.6483
@austing.6483 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what happened to me like a week ago, I’m literally out of things to watch😂
@bikramjitgupta46
@bikramjitgupta46 3 жыл бұрын
Did you compliment Vir or did you just describe him?
@pankajgaurr
@pankajgaurr 3 жыл бұрын
how could you comment 17hrs ago while this premiered only like 1.5 hr ago! WTh!
@tabreztisekar
@tabreztisekar 3 жыл бұрын
@@austing.6483 There is his podcast-like series on Audible Suno. Hope you will enjoy that!
@vigneshanand7696
@vigneshanand7696 3 жыл бұрын
@@pankajgaurr Vir probably uploaded yesterday, which may be when she commented. He may then have made the video private and then either made changes and reuploaded or just waited for primetime or when he was comfortable and then made the video public again. When either of these happens, comments retain the original post time but the video shows the date and time of the resharing.
@neelayshah9614
@neelayshah9614 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you vir, Hope this may give voice to those who needs it and guts to those who can step up and influence the policy making.
@pukiiiii6598
@pukiiiii6598 3 жыл бұрын
He broke out of his shell ,,, and now he is supreme ,,,, cheers man and highest of five
@surenderyadav7738
@surenderyadav7738 3 жыл бұрын
If this is you being stuck in a apartment then my friend we need you to be stuck more often and give us such amazing content.
@lost2932
@lost2932 3 жыл бұрын
When he was doing the intellectual bit,I thought,"hey vir, aren't you describing yourself?" And then he later mentioned himself and I'm shoked and suprised and laughing 😂😂😂
@pretty948
@pretty948 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah same
@adityabharatee6655
@adityabharatee6655 3 жыл бұрын
Dudes got an objective view even for himself...Nice to see that once a while.
@ash-gr3gr
@ash-gr3gr 3 жыл бұрын
that's why i liked him he is self aware
@karuna8128
@karuna8128 3 жыл бұрын
"The only difference between you and this pencil is I get to dictate when I use this pencil to write my history" Absolute genius🙌
@murtazasunel4773
@murtazasunel4773 3 жыл бұрын
If anything thing happens to vir ...I won't be surprised. We have to protect this gem.
@monson1001
@monson1001 3 жыл бұрын
Wow I wish we had more honest and open guys like him on KZbin!
@sunbhrc5065
@sunbhrc5065 3 жыл бұрын
Monsoon aala re aala
@letstalk.5334
@letstalk.5334 3 жыл бұрын
who else remembers "If your racist and you know it clap your hands" I couldn't stop laughing.
@snehanshkar864
@snehanshkar864 3 жыл бұрын
what the fuck bro
@sumit8593
@sumit8593 3 жыл бұрын
'We know who you voted for '-was funniest
@CrewDrastically
@CrewDrastically 3 жыл бұрын
Clap Clap Clap
@aarohansharma4551
@aarohansharma4551 3 жыл бұрын
What the fawk bro?
@TheDwayne1409
@TheDwayne1409 3 жыл бұрын
you're*
@megha1728
@megha1728 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know how but the 10th of every month is awesome now thanks to Vir
@anant_shinde
@anant_shinde 3 жыл бұрын
Zee news:- Stick to serials 😂😂😂🔥🔥
@antara1598
@antara1598 3 жыл бұрын
One of the best, honest and best rant video I have watched in a long long term.
@kanujmalik120
@kanujmalik120 3 жыл бұрын
Dark & Deep ..... I do love your thoughts, write up & delivery ...... you are the man ..... don’t commercialise yourself ✌️
@TravelstorybySusMee
@TravelstorybySusMee 3 жыл бұрын
Be the Hero that everyone needs but no one wants to be. You are.
@rakshitawasthi7242
@rakshitawasthi7242 3 жыл бұрын
Vir: "Let me state my opinions and call everyone out on their bullshit." The Indian Government: "Ah, I see. So you've chosen death."
@Musaafirnama
@Musaafirnama 3 жыл бұрын
Kunal kamra : First time?
@nihaalt.5371
@nihaalt.5371 3 жыл бұрын
Probably wouldn't even understand half of what he said
@rakshitawasthi7242
@rakshitawasthi7242 3 жыл бұрын
@@Musaafirnama Munnawar Farruqi has left the chat
@Musaafirnama
@Musaafirnama 3 жыл бұрын
@@rakshitawasthi7242 😂😂
@Stillriz
@Stillriz 3 жыл бұрын
The Indian celebs might have saved their miserable lives after yielding to the autocracy but they ain't getting their balls back anytime soon
@paradoxicalcitizen1139
@paradoxicalcitizen1139 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing here people, just Vir reminding us why we like him so much.
@rewantsharma8227
@rewantsharma8227 3 жыл бұрын
When I sat to watch this video, I already knew I wasn't ready for what was about to come 🔥
@AnasRizvi
@AnasRizvi 3 жыл бұрын
from past 4 months i am following you and you make so much sense when u speak out to us on youtube and Instagram. So much guts to talk reality Hats Off Claps bow down anything is less for the work you do .#fanforlife very inspiring
@anant_shinde
@anant_shinde 3 жыл бұрын
That ✏️ pencil humour was really dark & deep!!!
@paulrozario5516
@paulrozario5516 3 жыл бұрын
it had a point though
@anmol441
@anmol441 3 жыл бұрын
*pointed humour
@zenu8830
@zenu8830 3 жыл бұрын
@@paulrozario5516 no pun intended?
@shivangibhat2483
@shivangibhat2483 3 жыл бұрын
It's just I am a student barely knowledgeable but still it seems like I understand you better than people who just do random things like taking a joke too seriously or being so stuck at their own reputation 🦋
@sauravsingh9740
@sauravsingh9740 3 жыл бұрын
Vir has a legit obsession with punching babies! 😂😂
@sayanchakraborty4650
@sayanchakraborty4650 3 жыл бұрын
The Judiciary pun at the end was lit AF, dude. Through out the bit I was like you missed judiciary but right at the end there is.
@BeerEngineerr
@BeerEngineerr 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Mr. Vir Das. You have just transformed our thoughts into a bold video, hitting every point to the point concise and precise ! Kudos! Hope and I only Hope this changes something but its just a HOPE!
@reverbfrost02
@reverbfrost02 3 жыл бұрын
I'm in love again! God people need to know that a thought process like this does exist!
@chinmayeekulk13
@chinmayeekulk13 3 жыл бұрын
This isn't even a joke anymore lol. This is literally what's happening. And it's not funny, it's scary tbh.
@rakeshiyer5637
@rakeshiyer5637 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly, you know shit just hit the fan when jokes become reality :D
@Albetroz1415
@Albetroz1415 3 жыл бұрын
"it's not funny, it's scary tbh" literally every other leftist comment section for the past 7 years but still waiting for the DOOMSDAY as predicted..... Hopefully people don't waste their lives waiting for it to come.
@priyaansshu
@priyaansshu 3 жыл бұрын
@@Albetroz1415 Every day has been a doomsday - for someone, for some community, we all are just too privileged to get to know about it.
@Albetroz1415
@Albetroz1415 3 жыл бұрын
@@priyaansshu if you ZOOM OUT from your limited line of sight & lack of historic knowledge you will actually know who are the ACTUAL unfortunate one's, you don't have to zoom out much though Ayodhya, Nalanda & Kashmir is enough. You can take a detour to South India aswell, Hampi is.... I mean WAS a pretty decent place not anymore though not much left of it. Been to Gujarat? Gotta visit the Somnath temple, it's absolutely beautiful AFTER the reconstruction that is, was in a pretty bad shape before.
@deepshikhasingh4965
@deepshikhasingh4965 3 жыл бұрын
@@Albetroz1415 are you for real?! "Actual" unfortunate ones? Did you really compare one suffering with the other and then claimed one of them was more "actual" than the other ?! And Somnath temple? Bro, are humans not important anymore than cows and temples for you guys?
@AbhishekDutta29292
@AbhishekDutta29292 3 жыл бұрын
Well, looking forward to this. Edit : yeah things have gotten pretty bad...
@heylistenitsadityayourenoi8191
@heylistenitsadityayourenoi8191 3 жыл бұрын
🤟🤟🙏🙏
@manavagrawal720
@manavagrawal720 3 жыл бұрын
I respect you so much Vir, if we can turn into a revolution I'm with you no matter if life's on stake
@mallikachatterjee
@mallikachatterjee 3 жыл бұрын
Thank God.. It's still up there.. watching it for 3rd time.. Love you Man!!
@deformercr6680
@deformercr6680 3 жыл бұрын
"intermittent advertisements for Amity Professional University" Omg I can't lol. You're too good man
@deependrasinghsodha5402
@deependrasinghsodha5402 3 жыл бұрын
and GET THIS MAN A WHOLE SERIES FOR SUCH VIDEOS !!!!!!!!
@kingjamestres
@kingjamestres 3 жыл бұрын
I'm just an ignorant American watching this video for god knows why but something that sticks out to me is how this frustration translates to even American politics. Like I didn't understand but at the same time, I totally understand, it was kind of crazy. That said even though you're a comedian I really like that doesn't mean I'm just gonna nod my head and agree with everything you said. The last time I checked Hinduism is twice as old as Christianity and Islam. I'm not gonna sit here and say Hinduism is the originator of religious violence because I'm not 4,000 years old. I just don't think it's possible that Christianity created the blueprint to something that humans have done to each other over a slice of bread let alone a piece of religious text. (agnostic thought)
@meenakshivinod8346
@meenakshivinod8346 3 жыл бұрын
If you consider the history of Hinduism , there have been 3 stages ; ancient hinduism , medieval hinduism and modern hinduism . So the ancient one is believed to not be like a religion , it was more of a common culture of people of the Indian subcontinent. When religions started developing around the world , Hinduism upgraded to a more religious tone. So in ancient India , people had common texts - they were just " Indian texts " not " Hindu texts "- and as more invaders and people settled in india , they called the people of india " hindus" . So what i point out is that " there was no such thing as hinduism a religion " until major present day religions developed around the world . Coz it was when ancient Indians interacted with them that hinduism took a religious tone .
@meenakshivinod8346
@meenakshivinod8346 3 жыл бұрын
I think maybe that was the context of the joke
@kingjamestres
@kingjamestres 3 жыл бұрын
@@meenakshivinod8346 (Sorry... I wrote a lot) Well if we’re gonna bring up context for the video it’s pretty obvious the theme of the entire of video is “I may sprinkle a little joke material in this but I am 100% serious”. In fact now that I think about it you could could describe a lot of Vir Das’s stand up that way (with various percentages of serious). With that in mind I’ll take on your religious point of argument. First even with the most conservative estimate the Vedas are 1000-1200 years old. They are CLEAR religious text not just some collection of old stories. Secondly what you are trying to say is Hinduism wasn’t an *organized religious group. To say it was not a religion in ancient times would be a highly erroneous statement to make. Now when it comes to Christianity specifically who are we talking about? Should we focus on the Catholics, Lutheran, Anglican, Methodist, Baptist or Protestants faiths? I say that because other than one, the others are at most 400 years old. Side note you realize the logic you used for early Hinduism also applies to early Christianity? Although the “culture” bit was a bit off the rest still applies it wasn’t organized until MUCH later. Now back to what I was saying. Which is that Christianity isn’t really all that old. Islam is even newer then the prior 2 discussed religions. In fact taking from what Vir Das said it’s Islam who probably learned from early Christians and early Hindus. Of course personally I disagree with the notion entirely. It’s all violence in the name of personal gain. The same clothes with different colors. People end up dead whatever you wish to call it.
@sampadization
@sampadization 3 жыл бұрын
​@@kingjamestres First of all "gods" mentioned in vedas are not "gods" as the way the word is used today. They were actually used to define cosmic energies according to science in that time. Vedic gods are different to the gods in hinduism today, let alone the abrahamic ones. So, Vedas is not a religious book. Its actually quite far away from that. Ideas in vedas were not strict instructions (like in bible) that only a believer can follow.. Vedas wasn't based on making someone to believe in gods like bible.. So the point in the video is that this idea of tying people in the name of religion and using it as a political power irrespective of geography, started with Christianity. And they were kind of the OGs in doing violence in the name of "religion". The sanskrit word we use is Hindu dharma.. And the definition of dharma is nowhere similar to definition of "religion".. but people still used it as if both were same.. Sanatana dharma became hindu dharma to hinduism religion in due course of time and most likely got inspired from abrahamic faiths.
@saurabh21
@saurabh21 3 жыл бұрын
@@sampadization very well said
@MyRosy1970
@MyRosy1970 3 жыл бұрын
oh my god..this man ...he blew my mind...u r amazing dude...if every person could think the way u do...
@sumanrajpurohit5133
@sumanrajpurohit5133 3 жыл бұрын
we totally agreed ...about news channels and govt. they are suck .........thank you for raising these issues
@anmol441
@anmol441 3 жыл бұрын
"How bad things have gone"...uhhh that question is what I think about all the time whenever I hear a news about anything in this country.
@shivanichoudhary9129
@shivanichoudhary9129 3 жыл бұрын
Akshay kumar,Ajay Devgan etc can really learn a thing or two from this gentleman here.
@easypeasyenglish1331
@easypeasyenglish1331 3 жыл бұрын
Wish this were aired on tv for EVERYONE!!
@Charul9
@Charul9 3 жыл бұрын
Love the sting when he offended my entire existence...point taken! Thankyou for your work.
@fardinrasul3260
@fardinrasul3260 3 жыл бұрын
Vir. I acknowledge Questioning my Country and it's people over and over again! Don't know what future our country holds, but I'm sure of one thing, without being United , this country will soon perish to it's feets. Though, I will try to make this country a better place, even an inch, if I can!
@purujeetpaliwal2958
@purujeetpaliwal2958 3 жыл бұрын
"If you see a bhakt insulting Vir in the comment section and see 1000 likes in agreement that's the fan base" - Vir Das
@nagas7740
@nagas7740 3 жыл бұрын
Bhakts, lol
@ritshikanjilal5461
@ritshikanjilal5461 3 жыл бұрын
Bro, you're the OG gangsta of our comedy scene, the only one with enough sense to atleast ask questions. Boht hard bhai, majbut bolela hai.
@pran_kay
@pran_kay 3 жыл бұрын
My parents showed me Johnny Lever, I'll show my kids Vir Das. Period.
@Hangingaround-143
@Hangingaround-143 3 жыл бұрын
What a courage you have to put this video out.... I feel like these are the questions you might be asking or wondering about when you were alone.. and the most daring thing itself is that you uttered them because such questions never come on the tip of our tongue anywhere.. I can't explain but I understood and even related a lot to every word you have said ... if you are reading this then I want to tell you are not unliked ... but only the ones who might think or question like you will...and without anything linked to the text above I just want to say I love my country .. 🇮🇳
@armanhossain1667
@armanhossain1667 3 жыл бұрын
It's commendable that vir das is saying what we all can't have a balls to say. Great work man!
@rishikkapatnaik7739
@rishikkapatnaik7739 3 жыл бұрын
Can we please beautifully preserve him for calling out like that to literally everyone 😂😂 Ahhhhh, much needed! Yes, things are that bad 😬
@sanu602
@sanu602 3 жыл бұрын
the way we switches from a joke to a real life scenerio to sarcasm ... this is an inception of comedy 🤣🤣🤣
@sunbhrc5065
@sunbhrc5065 3 жыл бұрын
Yes really from Roy to hankar then from shub to chouhdray
@caveman9756
@caveman9756 3 жыл бұрын
"I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it's a tragedy"-joker
@stargazer9846
@stargazer9846 3 жыл бұрын
How badly can you messup a quote
@SK-nf9yk
@SK-nf9yk 3 жыл бұрын
You don't have to bring a quote from any random place to make your point.say what you feel...
@jaydeepsen4769
@jaydeepsen4769 3 жыл бұрын
Don't be so hard on him guys. Why did you expect? After all, he's a Cave Man
@SK-nf9yk
@SK-nf9yk 3 жыл бұрын
@@jaydeepsen4769 hey! Atleast cavemen got creative and drew paintings on the cave walls. This guy (with 2 brain cells) can barely search stuff on Google...
@jaydeepsen4769
@jaydeepsen4769 3 жыл бұрын
@@SK-nf9yk you didn't get it. Please see the profile name of this guy. I was being sarcastic
@ananyadubey9514
@ananyadubey9514 3 жыл бұрын
Vir, I respect you so much. I am currently a teenager who will get their right to vote in 2 more years. But to be honest, I feel like even if I got my right to vote, there is no authority left to support. Most people my age, are clearly able to decipher the dire state our country is in. It is disheartening but at the same time it was visible from far away. I just hope that when we get the right to vote, they matter and they have a value greater than what it is today.
@HBSC76
@HBSC76 3 жыл бұрын
@VirDas - you're only one step away from complete effing "shoulder shrug and walk away", right? This was painfully lovely, thanks for venting!
@MrigankTiwari
@MrigankTiwari 3 жыл бұрын
Damn! It has to be one of the best rants ever! Every word of it is true. Though I genuinely feel that he is very underrated.
@mohdkhizerhayat8183
@mohdkhizerhayat8183 3 жыл бұрын
Just one word for this guy: Genius
@shresthagraj230
@shresthagraj230 3 жыл бұрын
Found you just yesterday, a day has passed and I've come across it right now
@aeniks
@aeniks 3 жыл бұрын
Okay, You really have got guts man!! And I was really in search of such a celebrity who would call out on every issues this fairly...
@poornimamk571
@poornimamk571 3 жыл бұрын
exactly, its the economy and the freedom taken away, we act like we are affected..!! rightly said..
@Rohit.Gaikwad
@Rohit.Gaikwad 3 жыл бұрын
Dhruv Rathees knows that
@kokilaben969
@kokilaben969 3 жыл бұрын
We all are frustrated like him but we don't have anyone who can listen to us✋😔
@samsidmili
@samsidmili 3 жыл бұрын
I'm speechless bro, you have pretty much summarized 2020 in 10 mins. I live within an hour's distance from London. Just letting you know in case shit hits the fan and you need help😂😂
@PiyushAtghara
@PiyushAtghara 3 жыл бұрын
Just Vir Das ranting after getting stuck and anxious in a room in locked down London!! 😂😂
@sunbhrc5065
@sunbhrc5065 3 жыл бұрын
Nice name Piyush At g hara
@financialawareness3214
@financialawareness3214 3 жыл бұрын
awesome its is real truth and question which every educated youth want to ask from government... very good sir... 😊
@ananya8733
@ananya8733 3 жыл бұрын
Love you Vir Das! Thank you for being who you are.
@Jay-ut3bo
@Jay-ut3bo 3 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for tomorrow's show. All the best 👍.
@Ankur4330
@Ankur4330 3 жыл бұрын
The spirit of George Carlin lives on in him. :")
@sheebasojanar9741
@sheebasojanar9741 3 жыл бұрын
Ohhh yesss
@maheemababu2358
@maheemababu2358 3 жыл бұрын
I wish I could download this video and repost it when it gets taken down :). This is a gem.
@atinbiswas1
@atinbiswas1 3 жыл бұрын
got it downloaded.. happy to share when you need :)
@dimplegulati7146
@dimplegulati7146 3 жыл бұрын
Every time this guy comes up with new stuff, I listen and think, this is just his best.....his forever best ......and then he does one better!!!
@shubhanshupandey9718
@shubhanshupandey9718 3 жыл бұрын
I missed my metro stop just because of this and I don't regret. This is gem.
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