Virat Kohli & Leo's "Indian GF" |

Is Virat Kohli worth 5 Crores - and can we hire him? Is Leonardo Dicraprio’s new girlfriend a source of Indian pride? And can cops be photographers?
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[@ajraol9032]

Sorabh’s ‘head’ almost touching the G spot… I mean The J Spot logo😂

[@WakeUpPant]

Well there's a first time for everything

[@2HN.]

@@WakeUpPant bring @ajraol9032 and discus significance of G-spot compared to G-wagon.

[@WakeUpPant]

@@2HN. Done. 9 hour episode.

[@prabhat30100]

More of Cowtuk pls !!! He is so knowledgeable, smart and funny at the same time. ❤

[@WakeUpPant]

Already recorded one more with him - should be out next week :).

[@neelthakkar862]

​@@WakeUpPanttum bohot masst kaam karta hai maqsood Bhai, apun ko tumko thank you bolne ka hai

[@Ashwekar]

Shrimati Sulochanadevi Singhania School

[@BAbhijeet]

Love Sumaira...she is so underrated...loved her Janwar ki Jankari bits she started in covid ....wish to see more of her contents....

[@WakeUpPant]

lol those bits were ridiculously funny especially since animals were outdoor - while we were stuck inside.

[@glassyboy619]

3 drinks later with no drinks! Ahh...Regardless gonna watch it later anyway for the legend Kautya.

[@WakeUpPant]

Not everyone wants to - so, trying to keep everyone comfy :). Next two will be. Also, gneuinely think should rename the show or invent new full-forms for TDL or 3DL.

[@cfcblues80]

Bhai Muslim hai wo ☠️

[@2HN.]

@@WakeUpPant @prayash "three drink later" not "three drinks later"

[@shubhamlad4063]

Me as an architect laughing when Kautuk mentions "Jaquar" as a "Luxury Bath Fitting"😂😂😂

[@WakeUpPant]

Isn't it though?

[@2HN.]

@@WakeUpPant bath itself is a luxury, Pant G :)

[@rahulkanugo7943]

Brooooo jaquar isnt luxury? Wait. What is then?

[@ackshayshukla]

​@@rahulkanugo7943Kejriwal ke ghar including washroom fittings ki list dekhna. Not being political but you will get an idea of luxury fittings.

[@ujjwalbhawalkar7385]

Leonardo be like sketch bnana hai to bta photo lena nahi aata mereko

[@WakeUpPant]

Sketch is a photo with different filter.

[@ashishpal546]

Lovely to see this guests on 3 drinks later. Keep going sorabh 👌🏻

[@WakeUpPant]

Thanks, Pal.

[@ackshayshukla]

Dude even on the 1st drink too I swear there were 3 guests.

[@deeshachangwani]

Sumaira my favourite ❤❤❤

[@WakeUpPant]

She's always a joy.

[@jeetendrakhushlani6344]

Your one liners are so amazing yar. "Jaque off" "They'd be wireless" 😂😂😂😂😂 always fun 😊

[@WakeUpPant]

Lol. Thanks a lot :).

[@jeetendrakhushlani6344]

@@WakeUpPant always a pleasure bro.

[@rockesh123]

10:05 Selmon Bhai finally😅

[@Bartzabel317]

Wow David Letterman was a surprise! Glad you invited him!

[@WakeUpPant]

Conan is next.

[@sayanbera2541]

10:43 ''BHAI''-ju's ✌🏼

[@WakeUpPant]

Lol tiss bois never more than 2 sentences away from bhaizone.

[@AshwinSarvanan]

Cowtuk is a great 3DL guest, I love him

[@WakeUpPant]

He's back for one more episode :). Already recorded.

[@Vibraniuum]

31:07 Just send them here once , they will never do that again 👌

[@shwetaaa8988]

This panel❤🙌🍺

[@WakeUpPant]

Furlenco.

[@siddharthsinghvi3298]

Good Work.

[@WakeUpPant]

Dhanyavad very much.

[@anupamladi2767]

Dear Sorabh, i wanna be your toxic ghost. lovely episode.

[@WakeUpPant]

Lol that's an episode for Jose.

[@praptishukla6012]

Always a fan of you three ❤

[@WakeUpPant]

Fan of you also!

[@praptishukla6012]

@@WakeUpPant so happy to got reply and like 😇🙏🏻 and thank you 😊 your work have helped and entertain us in the most difficult times of our lives , thank you 😊

[@ranting_monk]

Hey Sorabh, pls try to bring Kumar Varun and Rahul Subramanian again..u three together bring the most fun...

[@WakeUpPant]

Both are constantly traveling and busy. And at the same time is almost impossible.

[@ameetrana777]

after a long time. maza aagaya

[@WakeUpPant]

2 more recorded :).

[@ameetrana777]

@@WakeUpPant eagerly waiting for them

[@rajatshakya1570]

Algo go brrr.

[@WakeUpPant]

Meanwhile - Mumbai is hot a.f.

[@ssiddarth]

Great one 👌

[@WakeUpPant]

The Rock.

[@undefinedjicko9056]

Great & funny panel.. ❤❤

[@WakeUpPant]

Dhanyavad very much. Somehow feel this would have worked on a live ticketed show.

[@yashadhye6021]

Thanks

[@WakeUpPant]

You are a great human and all Gods will bless you with Jet(s).

[@nisargd7350]

Lets go #TissArmy

[@WakeUpPant]

Wow, take over. Army in disputed land.

[@Clandestineclementine]

कौतुक लेटरमैन😮

[@WakeUpPant]

Lol. At least Letterman did it post-retirement.

[@Karmicinnovations]

How to do have this 3 drinks later thing ,

[@rishabhraj6962]

Today's podcast was shock

[@WakeUpPant]

Hahaha. Why?

[@swatibhandary6416]

Missing your WTC stream 😢

[@WakeUpPant]

Need guests also :). But, *planning* for after the final day's play i.e. tomorrow. Planning.

[@papputhakela4331]

In suresh's voice: show rab

[@WakeUpPant]

lol what is the reference?

[@papputhakela4331]

Suresh Menon always pronounce your name as "show/shaw rub" on hoezaay's stream and it has stuck in my mind

[@youtubeexplorer282]

​@@papputhakela4331 stop cracking PJs

[@abhaysharma4276]

The man with full beard look like bt Kancha

[@WakeUpPant]

Which Kancha? Sanjay Dutt?

[@abhaysharma4276]

No nepali comedian

[@WakeUpPant]

@@abhaysharma4276 Oh no clue.

[@PandaTheAB]

There is already an existing system in place for most rich kids - Pocket money/Allowance. They keep getting it throughout with no expectations 😆 And they will get more than 47k.

[@neelthakkar862]

New options for the show name: 1. Taklya and friends 2. Sit down comedy 3. TDL 4. The internet said so-rabh pant edition

[@Rheaded]

they legalised sightseeing

[@WakeUpPant]

Yes, very recently. Sightseeing doesn't need a license.

[@chiruundefined]

Love how Kautuk has migrated from being a Parthiv Patel duplicate to a Rishabh Pant with age filter 😂

[@WakeUpPant]

As long as he's sticking to Keepers.

[@chiruundefined]

@@WakeUpPant yeah, quite the keeper he is!

[@SIDB0]

Happy new place ❤️

[@WakeUpPant]

Lol thanks. Not sure how happy it was look-wise but, the content was a blast!!

[@SIDB0]

@@WakeUpPant I will say same thing when you will get abhijit chavda on your podcast

[@Vicky-ip6rx]

Virat Kohli charges 8cr per post

[@WakeUpPant]

Kaun bola?

[@Vicky-ip6rx]

@@WakeUpPant times now and sports rush

[@sah_aham]

Shetty bhai mangta hai wapis 1 cricket podcast on etc final year 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@WakeUpPant]

Yahi plan hai. WTC Final ke baad planning one.

[@sah_aham]

@@WakeUpPant vamossss

[@praty92]

Why is there pigeon poop on Pant’s laptop?

[@WakeUpPant]

Yes.

[@kajolagarwal8653]

Waiting for virat to give shoutout 😂

[@WakeUpPant]

Getting 5 Crore ready.

[@harshal10084]

timestamps dal re

[@neelthakkar862]

Ye log bhi acha hai Lekin Siddharth Shetty ko permanent cast member banate kya? Uske paas budget bhi rahega na😅

[@sudeepsagar5168]

That stain on Sorabh's laptop has been bothering me for days now.

[@shyamchandvale6189]

That's simply a defaced / unrecognisable dinosaur sticker that his child stuck when taklu was in a weird spot in life. Sourabh, if you are reading this, you need to collab with Tanmay on tdl / 3dl... would ne almost like having a comic / expert. Ask him online, if he made the Sachin-Aey vedya-batgrip memes / jokes viral?

[@WakeUpPant]

Tanmay is in BLR - when I head there for a recording - which is on the cards - will ping him.

[@vipulsingh7822]

Why this is still called 3DL ? 😬

[@WakeUpPant]

3 Droids Living 3 Dudebros Laughing 3 Dawgs LOLing>

[@Adamwestmayorofquahog]

Sorabh laptop par pigeon ne hagg dia h.

[@WakeUpPant]

Haan.

[@Journeyandpixels]

Kautuk mere Bhai limnic eruption of Lake nayo ki story cover kro please

[@WakeUpPant]

limnic means?

[@Journeyandpixels]

@@WakeUpPant relating to bodies of water with low salt concentration such as lakes and ponds Also associated with a rare natural disaster

[@dastanwala]

Kautuk retail theft is the norm in California and many other states in US.

[@WakeUpPant]

IS IT?

[@2HN.]

@@WakeUpPant not more than UP

[@thinkwithpraveen6116]

Kautuk weird beard dude 😅😅😅😅😅

[@WakeUpPant]

IT TOOK HIM 9 YEARS

[@thinkwithpraveen6116]

@@WakeUpPant kuch bhi bhai. I also watch the internet said show. he growth beard Just with in 8 months ago.

[@Informative-jg8vc]

hey pant can you plrease remove the white sticker below the apple logo, its so distractive

[@WakeUpPant]

haan

[@harshadpawar7783]

Who is this kautuk guy, according to him football is the only sports exist and Ronaldo is the only sportsman Such a shame for this prestigious cricket podcast

[@omjha8602]

Muchas gracias aficion siiiiiuuuuuuuu

[@harshadpawar7783]

@@omjha8602 Sachhhiinnnnn Sachinn Sachhhiinnnnn Sachinn

[@harshadpawar7783]

@@seimonlal bruh, its a joke a running joke that this is cricket specific podcast(which it's not) i guess sorabh and everyone else get it I know who kautuk is i also watch tiss every Tuesday And if you really knew him you would have got it why i made cricket football joke on him Go watch starting mins of tiss ep10. Cricket you will get the joke

[@WakeUpPant]

@@harshadpawar7783 I was waiting for someone to take you seriously - and they did :). Hahahahhaaha.

[@harshadpawar7783]

@@WakeUpPant 😅😅

[@sahildande2879]

Fake lough.....its irritating

[@WakeUpPant]

maybe it's not fake. You can't even say we are paid to laugh - since no one is getting paid.