Darkwood Manor - The Misfits - Episode 11

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The Misfits continue their search for Tra'kel in Darkwood.
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[@ericlucas7832]

Just a reminder that if the four horsemen of the apocalypse were to ever show up, Britt would just walk up to them, "What are you doing to these poor horses?! Look at them! This one's just skin and bone, and this one is sick or something. No, non, they're coming with me."

[@andyventures6574]

YOU DO NOT TAKE OUR HORSES, ESPECIALLY BINKY.. YES, FAMINE'S HORSE IS IN NEED OF SOME OATS ...WELL A LOT OF OATS, AND PESTILENCE'S IS SICKLY , BUT IT WOULD NOT LOOK RIGHT. THE FOUR PEDESTRIANS OF THE APOCRYPHALYSE .

[@mrbaab5932]

Arrow's hood is really a flat mouse pad. Arrow's favored pet is horse 🐴. She should get a Nightmare as a pet and be able to talk to them or mind message.

[@mrbaab5932]

The evil 😈 side of keeps seeing all the missed opportunities for Arrow to start her own undead 🧛‍♀️ 🧟‍♂️ army. She could have turned the logger and the strong irrating log thrower guy and other fallen Dimwitt Militia people, the body with the rusty dagger in it, the drone, the two headed dog 🐶, the tiefling pervert.

[@KelvinHo-ps5db]

By episode 11, the girls are trying to befriend a two headed dog. By episode 13, the boys exploded a large wolf from the inside …

[@BigArmBoss]

These two campaigns epitomize the gender divide in interests. "Destruction and adventure" vs "Friends and nurturing"

[@pclouds]

To be fair that's just how Bob gets to know new friends. It's not his fault if new friends don't survive that.

[@florianluhring683]

Also Great is that the two who did either are on the Same Position, britt and Ben 😄

[@sarahlarkin2519]

I hope the misfits get to be interviewed by Sir'vay soon.

[@danielbrown7214]

Probably going to have to wait around the same episode of the other guys did

[@lieslfrankpsychickinesiolo4906]

That would be so cool

[@logankobs-toussaint2012]

@@danielbrown7214 was about to say the same thing.

[@michaelzorz2344]

That's probably a third of the way in the campaign kinda thing. They still growing c:

[@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD]

Definitely gonna happen - and a lot sooner than it happened for the guy 😂

[@mrsamaritan6881]

Numbers are to Rob what horses are to Brit.

[@lauralahaye7699]

And vice versa!

[@EALoArt]

All your English teachers shed a single collective proud tear. ❤

[@Vermouth_19]

LOL Rob's having TOO much fun with Geller

[@venanziadorromatagni1641]

No, just the absolute right amount. 😁

[@ilcian]

The creepy 3 storey manor is surrounded by mist and an iron fence. As you approach, you see 4 tech town employees fleeing down the road.

[@Bhrutus]

3 tech town employees carrying a body😢

[@yumiulrich4eva]

Rob's lead paint stare as Geller is HORRIFYING

[@snowyshade0901]

Britt causally invading the DM's job lol

[@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD]

Gotta have one at every table

[@davidng7645]

At least Britt is not a rule lawyer player…only DMs are allowed to do that

[@imchloekate]

When Rhi said she was competitive in the very first episode and really wanted to try and win this game, she really wasn't kidding 😅 her creativity with Horatio's abilities is amazing to see 😃

[@devincheeseman3867]

"I think we should push Geller in the pond" I died.

[@Lewkis01]

The *Assumes-he's-joking* caption was great 🤣 Also Britt is an agent of chaos and I love it

[@theq86]

Phoenix is also pretty chaotic and mischievous herself.

[@user-xq5og9lt8p]

"You know, girls, it's getting late. I should stalk you home"

[@martinajurickova5750]

but, he’s interested in Horatio :D

[@RobertHartleyGM]

Haha nice

[@paulk5670]

For all of the differences between the two VLDL campaigns, it's nice to see how universal it is for PCs to stop and becone way too interested in what was intended to be 'throwaway' NPCs.

[@atreju_cv]

Skript says: "players won't be interessted in this empty little tower ruin." Reality: players investigate the damn thing for at least one full session. xD

[@Veelasiren]

@@atreju_cv And then they take a piece of it to study in the session.

[@Gabriel-er3eq]

Rob's just too good at world building 😆

[@Pronchonche]

Misfits after a while : We've made friends everywhere we've been ! They're joining us for the big fight ! BatD at this point : We've made friends everywhere too ! But we've such a good time it seems they're not sure they could do it again, they've preferred not to respond !

[@pclouds]

Sneaki intimidating with nat 1 has the same energy as Bob ending up trimming hair of um... a wolf?

[@Vermouth_19]

Seeing a party with the "One for all, all for one mentality" for once is super refreshing. Flashback to Bob being left behind in Skabatha's treehouse...

[@FaultAndDakranon]

I know. This party has been more of a party from episode 1 than the boys are even now.

[@jocosesonata]

They don't call 'em *_Baradun_*_ and _*_The Dickheads_* for nothing. Except Djeoph, he's definitely a team player. What a lad!

[@Vermouth_19]

@@jocosesonata Djeoph is what you find when looking up "team player" in the dictionary.

[@jocosesonata]

@@Vermouth_19 Unlike the dickheads, Djeoph knows exactly what to do to benefit the group as a whole. Hell, while Baradun calls his team _Baradun and The Dickheads,_ do you know what Djeoph calls them upon first meeting? *_Djeoph_*_ and _*_The Boys!_* Such a good lad.

[@lambentlamprey]

It's fine, he could have just jumped (and fallen to his death)! Bloody drama queen.

[@mihowmihow]

At this point, the Misfits has become my main campaign. The girls are killing it.

[@gandalfthegrey4694]

Rhi is KILLING it this session! Also getting side tracked by the doggo is such a DnD thing 😂

[@GamingwithStilez]

(Sings) Epic NPC maaaan... dogs.

[@windcallerctk]

Geller is the creepiest character ever invented ... and I LOVE it/him/them/ ... it. 😆😂 The creepy-ness level is off the charts, and the wide eyed Rob is bringing it perfectly! 🤩 I love how Horatio found a way to "deal" with Geller, and how Rob found a way to keep Geller "in play" with the creepy giggling that, in my mind, happens every now and then even when we don't hear it on screen. This D&D sesh is getting more and more "body" and I love seeing how it is all "fleshed out" (yes, all puns intended 😋). Seeing Rob double over with laughter is a true delight, since it means he is kinda run over by the imagination of the girls, and then has to bring his A-game to roll with it. (and you do Rob! That quick mind of yours is amazing!) Britt bringing in stuff, like the worm-pills, mobiles, and all that ... She might follow in Rob's footsteps one day and become a DM herself. 👍 Thank you VLDL, in front of and behind the camera, for all the fun you bring! 🥰

[@PumpkinHead108]

I'd make a PC based on Geller for sure! Lol

[@lambentlamprey]

@@PumpkinHead108 I cast fireball 🔥🔥🔥

[@PumpkinHead108]

@@lambentlamprey heheheheh

[@lambentlamprey]

@@PumpkinHead108 I cast fireball centred on PumpkinHead108.

[@RobertHartleyGM]

Aww thanks!

[@Nurichiri]

I don't know why, but Geller is already one of my favorite NPCs.

[@tjrobards]

My only friends are numbers. DM life was never put more concisely.

[@jorgebarriosmur]

He wanted more, but the numbers "friendzoned" him......very sad..........

[@MontyBeda]

I felt that line in my soul.

[@GamingwithStilez]

Friendzone from Your Favorite Martian.

[@Zakudohn]

1:35 that Heath Ledger joker's reference was on point, Rob you are the best 😂😂😂

[@benmwilliams]

Thanks, I had fun coming up with that cut away

[@the1band1wagon]

I thought I knew that from somewhere!

[@RobertHartleyGM]

thanks!

[@Nionivek]

Whoa! Full Vampire Rules? She is hard core!

[@hoid9407]

Always makes me laugh when someone says they want to play a full vampire. There are SO MANY rules!

[@diegofoliene3288]

~Wich makes me very confused on how she's traveling during day time.~ haven't got to the part where she says she's a dhampir. Never mind.

[@Kargoneth]

I am amused that the giant is watching the lock being picked.

[@InvisiblerApple]

And does nothing to stop or report it!

[@ShenaniganzSingz]

Misfits logic: "Oh, you're trying to do something difficult? Let me help!! BatD logic: "Oh, you want to do some mundane thing? Get wrecked, scrub..."

[@braxtonflake2130]

The little Dark Knight reference there is great! ... But Rob, that "crazy face" is just a little too good! 🤣 Great episode again, and I can't wait for the next one!

[@xyzabc4574]

I love how Rob is letting Arrow be Arrow. Casually walking up the side of the house that you can't enter is peak vampire. Love. It.

[@jaymibetterknow7789]

The boys have a wotsit The girls have a geller 🤣🤣

[@GamingwithStilez]

How much does it cost to summon him? Do you need incense? Or do you just insult his face and promise to stuff your high heel up his nostril?

[@Frazzledragon]

I love environmental improvisation with Rob. The woman group engages so much differently with the scenery Rob throws at the players.

[@Sophie-and-Ken]

That two head dog’s name was Shmerple. Facts.

[@SamMerlinAmano]

Damn Horatio uses heat metal. That's so smart

[@OldMrFrodo]

Perhaps too smart; Rhi dumped intelligence (-1) a bit :{

[@KevinPhilipsBong1]

@@OldMrFrodo Well there was probably a gate...

[@steelmongoose4956]

Heat Metal is brutal.

[@ihcfn]

@@KevinPhilipsBong1 Was thinking that myself.

[@mrbaab5932]

It is because Horatio is the smartest Southern USA American Bison ever.

[@berniemcfadden9122]

Ok so in fully invested now, only 11 episodes in and the girls are better at D&D than the guys. Rhi is amazing at this btw shes like fully comitted and im sure rob is loving her enthusiasm

[@prashantsarkar821]

I'm getting more and more curious about Sneaki's backstory

[@mk__cyanheron1154]

Well, Rob said it. Now I absolutely need either of the teams to act as lawyers for some NPC as part of the questline.

[@megamr4434]

Arrow will have to be like "If you're going to start a fight, can you do it by a window?" And I still think that mousepad looks like a beach towel.

[@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD]

VLDL.shop for all your beach towel needs!

[@megamr4434]

@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD love it! Will wrap my waist up in one.

[@martinajurickova5750]

or a super thin yoga mat :D

[@GamingwithStilez]

Sneaky's yoga mat...

[@GamingwithStilez]

Was wondering... can you eat a Yogurt mat? What else do you do with it?

[@user-xq5og9lt8p]

Damn, that was one creepy Joker impression Rob has great acting skills, it was a miracle his path crossef VLDL

[@Akabendu-of3is]

I love this campaign with the girls. You can just tell how much fun they're having.

[@janewayofchaos3255]

Rob did something amazingly rare, created an NPC that creeped out the bard hahaha

[@chriskahl6818]

Everytime the ladies get distracted by a random NPC, I am reminded of the video about the players being too focused on the wrong NPC. It has been pretty funny to watch them, especially Brit, derail the campaign by doing random unexpected things.

[@backonlazer791]

14:35 "You can essentially cross the iron fence but you'd have to get real high." Blaze it?

[@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD]

🍃

[@MrEvilshaggy]

Put a cool wizard robe on Rob for the intro. He gives us magic every time.

[@RobertHartleyGM]

Awww

[@FenrirWolfganger]

Girls go to a bar and creepy guy starts following them, I thought this was meant to be fantasy. Britt : "Put him in charge of the fan club".. That was a surprisingly specific suggestion. Rob suggesting Trakov could be writing Invitation notes "Does he?" "No!" So many great lines, roll on next week.

[@venanziadorromatagni1641]

9:21 I’m so with Britt on this one. I’ve once played a healer (speciality animal healing) who kept defending a demon who had been hiding among a tribe as a calf from the rest of the group during the final battle because “we cannot slaughter the cute little animal just because in truth it’s a deadly demon”

[@CULLROY]

With theatre of the mind...Robs version of Geller...*shudders* certainly creeped me out! 😂😂

[@Veelasiren]

Putting creepy Geller into their inventory and then trying to give him to a dog is the kind chaos I love!

[@GamingwithStilez]

I got a bone to pick with you... and a Geller to pick with that there dog...

[@NarutoUzumaki71069]

Bro, Robin is adorable like Adam, Britt is silly like Ben, Rhi doesn't give a crap like Rowan, and Ellie is quiet like Alan. It's perfect

[@ihcfn]

Robin? Do you mean Phoenix?

[@GamingwithStilez]

Where's batman? Probably in the hood. Or out searching for the 100 year history gap

[@ciaheadmechanic0809]

Missed an opportunity to ask the two-headed zombie dog to play dead.

[@falknoether723]

A hill giant skeleton. And Rob had them make a history check. Could it maybe be the hill giant, the boys killed once? Msybe Trakel revived him as an undead. 🤔

[@misdafireinfexus5828]

Answer me this. Why would the girls characters recognize the name or the voice of the random hill giant the boys killed and, by the way, blew up

[@misdafireinfexus5828]

Aka no, no way. They didn't kill a well known or famous hill giant that anybody could pick out with a history check. Probably a folk lore giant or something like that, dude from a great war. Someone of importance not just some random hill giant killed recently by the boys.

[@bolesey]

It was a perception check, not a history check. I wonder if it was just going to be that Horatio notices a missing big toe as a reference to Bodger removing it

[@misdafireinfexus5828]

@@bolesey oh well tbf 'you see a missing toe' would have been funny

[@misdafireinfexus5828]

@@bolesey no he said 'you recognize the name and voice but u don't know why' I'm also fairly sure it was history not perception

[@AlexKLLau]

That’s great acting on Robs part !

[@Highwind6001]

I love how the exact same thing with the guys campaign is happening here, they're investigating every inconsequential foot note of an NPC or animal for FULL backstory haha!

[@rcgunner7086]

Phoenix just learned an ancient secret of D&D: Nat 20's are frequently followed by Nat 1's!!

[@chinnsky9706]

9:40 „play dead… stay dead“ is crazy😂

[@Marksaplenty]

The idea of freezing him in the pond is hilarious. Considering the boys killed an old man and cut off his head when they had to deal with an uncomfortable situation 😂

[@jankarieben1071]

Boys campaign; scariest thing is a creepy possessed doll that climbs inside you for yet unseen purposes. Girls campaign; scariest thing is a creepy…man. Yeah I’ll take the bear please! ☝️😦

[@yumiulrich4eva]

this is funny bc they could probably make friends with the bear because bubble can speak with animals and the man is.... Geller

[@tvuser9529]

Heck, even Cocaine Bear would be preferable to Geller.

[@snyperwulffgaming9575]

We all know Rowan and the guys have completely forgotten about that Doll. But has Rob forgotten about it?

[@RobertHartleyGM]

​@yumiulrich4eva not to spoil anything but they literally make friends with a bear in a few episodes' time... hahahaha

[@GamingwithStilez]

Hopefully Bear Grylls. Their survival chance will go up... or they will have a nice BBQ

[@bubbaray998]

Mouse pad? That was obviously a LARGE CLICKER! OUTRAGEOUS!

[@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD]

You’re so right!

[@GamingwithStilez]

It is for the whole family

[@TheTrueBobDole]

Why is Rob so opposed to Britt having animal friends? 🐎🐕

[@Sandelaphon]

I imagine Tra'kel has a no loitering sign on his second story balcony just in front of his closed curtains specifically for the local vampires.

[@Tom-nn9qm]

The background trees at 21:53 are superb, absolutely perfect for foreboding woods. This is one of those little details that you always seem to add that makes everything you do absolutely phenomenal.

[@davidaward82]

main campaign epilogue, they return to honeywood via darkwood, and are concerned to find a growing vampire spawn infestation taking over the region... bonus points if Britt's elf is with them.

[@user-xq5og9lt8p]

Remember BatD killed that elderly thug in his birthday? Just imagine what would they do to Geller

[@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD]

Be friends with him?

[@BrilLeahnt]

I really want Frank to turn up as part of the undead scourge at some point - but will it happen before or after the boys return to honeywood and have to face some consequences?

[@diegofoliene3288]

What's your favorite fear?

[@gokulauri]

I love how the misfits are much more clever in how they approach a situation, than Baradun and the dickheads

[@KadiusBlack]

Now I need to see a skit of Rob as the joker and Rowan as batman...

[@HuggerChris]

Confirmed, Sneaky already better at speaking Giant than Bodger 😅

[@tomscott3578]

Until there's evidence to the contrary my head Canon that the hill giant is the one that Bob jumped out of

[@the1band1wagon]

I'm thinking that too

[@GamingwithStilez]

Was asking that me self. But did they give a back story on him?

[@Bryosprite]

I love the misfits! The ladies creativity is absolutely fantastic. Also, Geller rolled up like sushi in a sleeping bag got me good 😂

[@byb-jc2fp]

"How much do you reckon this house goes for?" OMG

[@BrilLeahnt]

In Auckland? Millions lol

[@GamingwithStilez]

It is hilarious how Rob can pull a Geller face without actually drooling... brain-dead look. (Horatio charms you, you apparently turn into a vegetable)

[@berniemcfadden9122]

Rob youre a legend man, i really want to play D&D because of you. Im trying to find somewhere to start playing with an experienced DM

[@devincheeseman3867]

Oh Rob. Numbers cant be your only friends. You have dice too.

[@mr.morelock]

Dice have numbers, so we're basically back to his only friends. And BTW... only the odd ones, for some reason.

[@Ajoh]

Rob trying to convince a table full of girls that a doggo is not cute and worthy of love.

[@OrgangrinderYT]

Nice Joker reference, Rob! Don't start with the head 🤣😂. Nice work on the Ultra awkward stare Rob! It's a Trap!!

[@MurMurYoutube_Astra]

Geller is either the worst or the best NPC in the whole campaign!

[@MaxGrey03]

I was really expecting a classic Batman tv reference when Brit is walking up the side of the castle.

[@user-xq5og9lt8p]

Numbers are my friends!.. My only friends Great merch quote. I'd buy that for a dollar

[@atimidbirb]

This weird masochistic tiefling is my new favorite character. 10/10 would bully and carry in a bedroll like a sushi

[@michaellane5381]

Britt really needs Bubble to invite her into the bottle for infiltration.

[@DrakeWurrum]

" *assumes-he's-joking laughter* " Oh Rob, buddy...

[@Kisarice]

I love the way the ladies are thinking around all these problems ❤

[@BrilLeahnt]

6:32 Love that subtitle Lor

[@tsunamirojomajore1762]

The blanket of eternal holding.

[@anthonycruz223]

Oh Robert Hartley... you played that Geller character perfectly. Almost like it was natural 🤣🤣

[@goidogoi]

Rob's improvision on Gellar have all four of them stucked in a pickle. lol

[@davidaward82]

awww... poor Rob... was i think the reaction Rob was going for with the 'my only friends' moment... it seemed to backfire.

[@namidesu]

I laughed so much everytime you describe Geller XD I love the NPCs in this campaign LOL I can't get the mental image of Rhi rolling him into mat like Sushi out of my head...

[@GamingwithStilez]

Geller becomes leftovers. Place it. Roll it. Put it away for later.

[@BrilLeahnt]

Aw poor Phoenix during the “next time” rookie error, but she’s a rookie so we’ll allow it and still love yall ❤

[@madr309]

It only just occurred to me that the girls missed a golden opportunity to call their band "The Grateful Undead"...

[@JamesGreco-bi5tb]

I can totally see each of them pairing up with their respective male counterparts by where they are sat.

[@user-rz9hk2hs4f]

The explanation for spider walk reminded me of Surgebinding. 😂😂 It is so entertaining as they discover their characters!

[@kroova404]

Rob playing geller was one of funniest things I’ve seen in ages

[@ewoksithlord286]

Geller is lucky he’s just rolled up in Horatio’s blanket. Bob would’ve exploded him from the inside and eaten his heart.

[@jamesabbot-cole6814]

The co-operative and friendly nature of the group is oddly jarring having come from watching the chaotic and self destructive nature of the men's group.

[@bert2526]

Tuesday the girls, thursday the boys. Love it.

[@EnigmaticPeanut]

they have good ideas and are learning the rules fast..! its fun to watch

[@andrewparkin4036]

How scary is it that Rob's frighteningly good at acting Geller...?

[@Kargoneth]

It's not a mousepad. It's a flat clicker!

[@drfronkensteen9205]

My numbers are like my friends, imaginary.

[@pclouds]

Technically only half his friends are imaginary. On the plus side, he has infinite friends.

[@cyberjarl]

Imagine being a burglar in Rob's world and someone turns you into a vampire...

[@Veelasiren]

Parked in front of this three-story high haunted looking house... is a TechTown van making a delivery

[@thibaultdesrumaux7562]

"Play dead but... Stay dead" God that was a good line