Putting Hydraulics on My Minivan and Picking Up My Niece from School

[@Shaggytokes420]

Yes, do not let the kids get excited like kids should, they must prepare themselves for the office jobs of solitude they were made for

[@ahkao.9347]

God forbid we let children be children!

[@BerbinKing]

It's school we don't do that here

[@jesshymc9054]

Its not that simple, they probably dont want kids gathering around attracting attention and spreading the virus. Not to mention maybe they would touch the car and somehow get hurt and the school would face lawsuits. Edit : as you can see i have triggered some idiots that dont have a valuable opinion but hey thats fine 60 people agree with me not bad

[@will3071]

@@jesshymc9054 You're a lot of fun at parties huh

[@Abandex369]

@@jesshymc9054 kids without the virus *Spreads virus*

[@nicenice...]

**tries to embarrass niece** kids at her school. "COOOOLLLL." Adults: we don't want the kids getting too excited.

[@niketuck9687]

I can understand the adults though

[@mandocuevas7592]

@Miiyamoto Damn you must work there, not wanting kids to get excited makes a lot of sense.

[@Martin-rb9se]

@@mandocuevas7592 im waiting for the dude to reply with some "legal obligation" comeback about how they're teachers and are responsible.

[@mandocuevas7592]

@Martin 4204 I know right lol

[@mannyk7100]

Lol the adults were acting as if elementary kids are an Avengers level threat

[@WildlandsGG]

That security guard was like "FUN DETECTED"

[@PACKERMAN2077]

More like "BoUncInG CarS?! there must be shady Mexicans in that van about to kidnap that white girl!"

[@PACKERMAN2077]

@@User-s8h *r/WOOOOOOOO.....*

[@PACKERMAN2077]

@@User-s8h *...OOOOOOOOOOSH!*

[@PACKERMAN2077]

@@User-s8h you clearly didn't get my joke... Or you just like to troll people when they make a perfectly fine, clever _Captain Oblivious_ style joke. You see the likes it got so it was perfectly fine without your reply.

[@PACKERMAN2077]

@@User-s8h I can be however old you want me to be baby, but if you like them young you have to pay extra.

[@kanadetachibana4130]

Crazy how the school staff thought they could actually tell her to not get in the van until they stop, like they have more authority than a parent.

[@Freed98]

Yeah that was nuts.

[@thejabberwocky5884]

Could be a safety thing, but in this case it was probably just because they didn’t want the other kids to get excited or something.

[@hotmojoe2483]

"Don't go back to your legal guardians until us, the truly responsible practically strangers, allow you to"

[@SpecterMinecraft]

well the school is responsible for the kids until they are with their parents

[@ogkendrick6392]

@@SpecterMinecraft common stay offline and gomd

[@jacehunter25]

"There's a lot of kids out here." *"They'll get excited"*

[@leeroyjenkins3014]

Exited=happy=fun=bad

[@lordtachanka8517]

Guess they couldn't handle the neutron style

[@itsbutters128]

Sure would be a shame.

[@livry4869]

Excited *

[@jacehunter25]

@@livry4869 shoot... thanks lol

[@MrTwins95]

“There’s a lot of students out here, they’ll get excited” yeah god forbid we have a little bit of fun anymore haha

[@joncappalot4220]

Ong bro

[@chanceslaughter3237]

Welcome to the modern school system

[@chanceslaughter3237]

@Ben J nah lol... They said they didn't want students getting excited. That's not a safety concern. Ross did it after because he doesn't give a fuck if some kids have fun at the end of the school day

[@johndoe1778]

I can’t believe the kids almost had fun... glad that man came in to enforce the no fun rule!

[@storrho]

Kids are unpredictable, and tend to do unwise things. Source: was a kid once Edit: unwise

[@kayomoon9152]

A mothers favorite words to hear her daughter say: "Mom, I'm riding in a weird van!"

[@360foxgamerz2]

Did they at least offer candy? Edit : Wait hol up, they literally gave her a frikin Reese

[@GHOSTFREAK_24_5]

lmfaooooooooooooooooooo

[@akfi96]

hahaha dude coming home too xD hahah

[@justinhoward6075]

🤣😂🤣

[@hdsbloodshot4832]

Nice to see them separate Eli’s weight loss good for him 👍

[@HarveyG06]

Ross: *Uses hydraulics for 3 seconds* School: NO. NO FUN ALLOWED!!!

[@timetraveler0002]

school sux

[@groggyboi6578]

@@timetraveler0002 fax

[@Snowy-oq4ur]

School had absolutely NO taste

[@boomer9341]

End school!

[@projectx7453]

Typical teachers

[@ColossusFitness]

Wow, what a tragedy that would be if the kids got excited and happy to see a cool car!

[@kylegrondin78]

I know right haha like what

[@cyberflixt]

Step 1 : Read top comments Step 2 : Reformulate it Step 3 : Comment it

[@riverskyeee]

NO FUN ALLOWED!

[@CMolo]

We wouldn't want something like that to happen

[@azimaz5483]

That hulk wanna be buzz killer dude

[@rah.248]

That guard was basically saying "Stop, we dont want the kids to be happy."

[@rah.248]

@@AA-lf8xo Whatever you say karen.

[@globjax7687]

@@AA-lf8xo stfu karen

[@kubajcz]

@@AA-lf8xo man they wont run to the car if they see it bouncing.. They will just watch it and have fun thats all. Schooling is supposed to be good for the kids, kids should be happy, not being taken away from everything.

[@hannahsmovies5612]

@@AA-lf8xo they have to make sure they don't run into the road anyway, what's the difference

[@letsbfrank7084]

Corona

[@zacredington4776]

The telemarketer-chasing-people-down-and-asking-if-their-phones-broken bit might be one of the greatest you've ever done.

[@MR.J4Y]

What does it mean I don’t get it

[@zacredington4776]

@@MR.J4Y unfortunately if you don’t get it, I don’t think explaining it will make it funny, but basically telemarketers will call your phone constantly to ask you about signing up for their extended warrantee or some bullshit, and it’s a joke about them going to the extent of physically hunting you down because you stopped answering their calls.

[@TheSatan222]

Yes, its hilarious. My 9 y/o son has gotten those calls. The one where he comes out the woods is great.

[@derm33]

That and the new minivan reactions. Please more for both!!

[@AnitaHanjaaab]

Lmfaoo my god that was genius. I’m in actual tears right now.

[@pills4848]

Such a well spoken kid for her age. You guys have an awesome dynamic going and are living life, and raising those kids right!

[@BananaMana69]

Shes well spoken because they treat her like a person. Most people treat children so strangly.

[@razztastic]

@@BananaMana69 well I should HOPE they're not strangling the children

[@watahaheyuuho6500]

Go up to a person who is is obviously younger than 30 years old and say “you don’t look a day over 30”

[@AveRay_]

thats actually pretty good

[@lunachable1]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[@topnotchsports9420]

I would say 40 because that’s when people noticeably get older. But amazing idea 😂

[@jamesonbornholdt7302]

And that's why you guys aren't the youtubers here 😂

[@reyvnd]

bet that'll make their day, love this idea.

[@LT.Selmer]

Guardian at school: "no no dont do that. There is A lot of kids and they will get excited." ......... excuse me?

[@ge-9848]

For real, like i dont even understand🤷‍♂️

[@brennangleason5974]

he's saying that he doesn't want the kids to get all loud and rambunctious

[@stevierose8749]

It’s a lot easier to keep 60 calm kids safe than 60 rambunctious ones.

[@SeekanDestroy03]

Fun hater

[@marcohaase1]

Kids are always like that

[@jakehunzi]

“Don’t do that the kids will get excited” yup that sounds like a school

[@imperson1785]

@Tyson Pierre wait they prepare you on how to pay taxes?

[@ChristianGal23_]

@Tyson Pierre we all gonna die anyways so, there's escape from that.🤷‍♂️

[@imperson1785]

@Tyson Pierre they teach us how to do an 18 page literary analysis on color symbolism in the great gatsby then say "that's all you need to know about life now go find a job you figure out the rest"

[@BoredMuffin-og6kc]

@Tyson Pierreschool barely focuses on important life skills, taxes, how to buy a home, bullying, mental health, and stuff like that

[@Noname-uk9mu]

@Tyson Pierre They don't even teach you how to pay taxes.

[@MakBoyJOEQZ]

9:55 words a mom never wants to hear 😂😂😂

[@icuabc1235]

LOL, this deserves more likes.

[@TheCrimson_Phoenix]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@WowieZowie123]

Yeah that did sound very sussy

[@Yikeo]

@@WowieZowie123 STOP RIGHT THERE

[@peganin442]

@@WowieZowie123 I know you took my fortnite card

[@reggie7653]

The guys reasoning for not letting you bump the van in the parking lot was literally "It will get all the kids excited". That guy is the actual fun police.

[@daquashaun8505]

That's alot of kids and all of them would be hyper

[@KarenTookTheKids]

Yeah i mean a lot of screaming exited kids isnt really fun to take care of

[@reggie7653]

@@KarenTookTheKids Name checks out

[@simpleman8883]

Karen Sounds about right coming from ya

[@daquashaun8505]

@@KarenTookTheKids frfr

[@wareagle48]

“Hopefully we can embarrass Lilly in front of the other kids” The other kids- “COOOOOOL”

[@clpcomputertips]

war damn

[@wareagle48]

@@clpcomputertips WDE

[@dashie4029]

MISSON FAILED

[@wetlettuce4768]

@@dashie4029 We'll get them next time

[@anthonysena1497]

Mission failed successfully

[@whodoyouthink5890]

Go to the dentist, hand them a picture of someone else's teeth, and treat it like a trip to the hair salon

[@Bigloserbox]

And if he starts asking questions just say you want a little bit off the top

[@enderbox953]

Lol

[@argoniangamer8670]

@@Bigloserbox lol

[@swagcreated9147]

@@Bigloserbox that’s PAINFUL LOLOLOLOL you’re a genius

[@HutchHere]

LMAOOOOO

[@swingandadrive4857]

"Stop, you're going to get the kids excited." "Oh, I'm sorry that WAS the point."

[@itsbutters128]

Elementary kids having fun? "Sure would be a shame."

[@ashe_xox]

Sure would be a shame

[@bobgagit7981]

@@ashe_xox it sure would

[@austindodington2744]

I’m sure it’s because of covid if they got excited they would all group up...

[@belindacook4943]

@@austindodington2744 bruh then why are they open

[@davidstrow8441]

Go to a restaurant that says no bills larger than 20& past 10:00AM or whatever, and give them a 21$ bill

[@AaronTsuii]

"Hopefully we can embarrass her" Half the kids: *"COOOOOLLL"*

[@davidc756]

Plot twist: it wasn’t embarrassing

[@csar07.]

@@davidc756 it was the coolest thing ever not embarrassing.

[@kgalbreaith]

Ross: “He’s gotta change batteries real quick” Drone: ight imma head out

[@lessonologyplants3064]

Dammit bobby

[@shehzilmoid8592]

Ideas for new videos: 1. Dress up in a banana costume and lay with the bananas in a grocery store and beg ppl to buy u 2. Put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise container and eat it in public 3. Go in an elevator and dont face the door 4. Goto the mall and just sit on the middle of the floor 5. Wink at every stanger that looks at you 6. Hold the stall door for someone in a public bathroom 7. Instead of walking or running, skip 8. Eat cereal in a bowl from ur house in public 9. Find 2 bugs ans get them married 10. Just scream, for no reason

[@jeklol555]

@Hyper Prod. we dont care

[@zanik8326]

@Hyper Prod. well im almost to 200

[@christorres3257]

anyone notice that the before and after photos where the same..

[@jasffohh.3113]

Go to drive thru n then tell them that you are blind and make them read the menu until their realise that blind can't drive😂

[@davidveda2040]

This the best one bru

[@andybourdon2593]

Hahaaa, good one

[@ericcaldwell3584]

For part 2: Do it in a Tesla. _"Wait a minute..."_ "Oh no, it's on Autopilot." "It's full self driving..."

[@KATAKI.]

what 😂😂

[@John_Smith4]

Ok

[@Gompey]

“Don’t do that... There’s a lot of kids out here... They’ll get excited.” That’s the school system for you :)

[@asukan8488]

They'll get excited because it'll remind them of the sleepless nights they had on the backseats of their uncle's mercedes minivan.

[@Flako92]

"American" school system. You are welcome.

[@lightscobaction1746]

i like schools cause i can watch the kids. i love watching kids

[@resurrection7325]

@@lightscobaction1746 woah hey now chill champ

[@jackbradish9491]

@@asukan8488 😂😂

[@AmSharky]

I can hear the kids "COOOL" and the security guard is like "kids will get excited" oh man that sure would be a tragedy man

[@_Aidelweiss_]

@@toxic3282 to be fair those kids like 5 feet and a fence apart from the car

[@gedon4713]

John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son JESUS CHRIST FOR OUR SINS so whoever believeth in him shall not perish but have everlasting life Amen Amen Amen

[@Driak22]

@@gedon4713 I don’t care this is off topic go spread it somewhere more appropriate

[@xXARslayerXx]

@@gedon4713 lol whatever keeps you from being scared of the black nothingness that you return to when you die.

[@stevethea5250]

@@_Aidelweiss_ and them kids dont got legs ?

[@junaydishmael4119]

"Dont do that the kids will get excited" theyre supposed to stand like soldiers and wait for their parents

[@auto.15]

“Lilly! Fall in!” “Yes, ma’am! Permission to enter father’s motor vehicle, call sign Victor Alpha November, at 15:25, ma’am?” “Permission granted, private!”

[@JrsSd619]

🤣🤣🤣

[@neftali704]

I love your profile pic

[@Gabriel-nd7eh]

Education system for ya

[@m00n84]

The format we call it.

[@dr.apollo4226]

“The kids will get excited...” they made it sound like a bad thing

[@train_go_boom2065]

Its school they dont like fun

[@MALAKHAI00]

The “Your Cars Extended warranty” bit is so hilarious😂

[@cringe-ie9yw]

facts

[@TaxEvasi0n]

Kole is way too underrated with his pranks. He's just so funny. I want him in more of these videos, I kinda stopped watching as much when he wasn't in the videos.

[@Noahsanchezfx]

I love how Ross doesn’t act like a boss when he is one

[@sané.mp3]

For real! Hes such a good man

[@Sour_cars]

He’s not a boss he’s a buddy

[@justadriver]

Those are the best bosses

[@jone1354]

Good leadership doesn’t have to flaunt a title.

[@damiana534]

Obviously dude hes the most humble guy he has ever seen.

[@RandomRantee]

No one is gon talk about how cool the surfboard is 🏄 🤯

[@generichomosapien4666]

I need to extend your car

[@generichomosapien4666]

Thats a warning

[@dp9629]

Dude that is bad ass I'd love to have something like that.

[@lexuses3942]

I want one for sure lol come on stimmy 🙏😅

[@connorrowell4782]

The ones I looked up were like 7k and up I couldn’t find anything cheaper

[@MrJunglebever]

Lilly has no idea how freaking lucky she is to have this cool uncle and his buddies 🤣

[@The_Horizon]

"It shredded my fingers bro" "Eats shredded salad next"

[@enmarzz]

A duper watching ross too? Cool

[@memelephant]

Hi The Horizon! Fancy seeing you here

[@spoiledmilk9154]

@@memelephant ratio

[@bungalowbob9629]

and then shreds some gnarly waves

[@TheRealJeff2]

shouldn't you be making lag machines

[@DeSinc]

2:12 he just used the same photo for both but made the after one smaller HAHAH

[@mrjazz2570]

Lmao i just noticed that, have a good day.

[@Don.Camilo]

I was looking at it trying to spot the difference LMAO it’s the same fucking picture. Thank you Ross.

[@AidanCSmith-sg4kd]

I’m glad I wasn’t the only person I noticed

[@juice5701]

Was just about to coment this lol

[@kiddph0x163]

I’m gonna assume it was an editing error

[@Hyperlon]

“Theres a lot of students here they might get excited” School hates happy kids.

[@DavisStevenson]

It's hard to argue with your assessment

[@kittyx21alpha73]

Congratulations on your 69th like

[@The_Top_Striker]

That’s the point of school. I hate it here.

[@DavisStevenson]

@@The_Top_Striker how'd you find me?

[@yousawnothin]

To be fair I don’t think they wanted them to scramble in excitement and go on the road to check it out and potentially get hit.

[@ceaserjuarez2304]

Lily is more mature than most adults in today's world, it's shocking

[@cameron4447]

Yeah, she definitely has Koles wittiness

[@ContactsNfilters]

I'm sad for her. She needs to hang out with her uncles more. Caring so much about what other people think isn't maturity.

[@xMilozz]

@@ContactsNfilters exactly

[@chau9346]

@@xMilozzJesus loves you

[@projectc.j.j3310]

@@ContactsNfiltersyou’re sad she is a kid? Lmao

[@golbez3794]

"don't do that. There's lots of kids, they'll get excited" I'm sorry I thought this was America

[@Kandres027]

This is now the new America

[@AustinBricker]

Home of the free unless we decide differently

[@TyroneOne]

“Don’t do that, they’ll get exited” Sorry Hitler I didn’t realise fun wasn’t allowed after class jeez

[@thunder125bl8]

He just wanted sum to bitch about 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@xjustinjx]

that was actually sad to listen to

[@AydmanCuber]

The school security literally said they didn’t’t want the kids to be excited 😮

[@DTCGhostYt]

Because school is litterey jail but with a different name.

[@humanman2358]

Pain and solitude

[@trueaussie3097]

“Don’t do that because the students well get excited” wtf kind of school is that?

[@Schism07]

What planet are you living on, lol? This is the attitude you'll find on any public school across the nation. It's tax-funded daycare. The kids are sedated, if not literally with the over-prescribed ADD medications, by being conditioned to be obedient sheep that are easy to control. Can't have them getting excited.

[@trueaussie3097]

@@Schism07 okay whatever your smoking I want some.

[@wooblydooblygod3857]

@@trueaussie3097 he's smoking the oversubscribed ADD medications duh

[@ishmael5310]

a public school.

[@eunos4359]

@@Schism07 if you can’t understand Sean you’re probably vaccinated like the sheeple he’s speaking of.

[@BreeMorgan43]

Lilly is such a doll! Cole and his family have really grown on me.

[@lashistoriasdemoi4685]

Kids: are having a good time. School teachers: we don't do that here..

[@lifegoeson1007]

I feel so bad for kids these days, just let them have fun 😅

[@lashistoriasdemoi4685]

@@lifegoeson1007 yeah

[@vincedipeccio5307]

Sad isn't it?

[@williamP1307]

Bro for real

[@zackbowman828]

Something tells me no one in these comments acutally has kids lol.

[@samfrag]

Do ordering sushi and then telling the chef it’s raw.

[@inabox1524]

such a good idea

[@franciscocruz803]

AMAZING 😂😂😂

[@jimdobbs1861]

It’s so stupid, it just might work 🤔

[@elijahangotti]

😭😂

[@shehzilmoid8592]

Ideas for new videos: 1. Dress up in a banana costume and lay with the bananas in a grocery store and beg ppl to buy u 2. Put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise container and eat it in public 3. Go in an elevator and dont face the door 4. Goto the mall and just sit on the middle of the floor 5. Wink at every stanger that looks at you 6. Hold the stall door for someone in a public bathroom 7. Instead of walking or running, skip 8. Eat cereal in a bowl from ur house in public 9. Find 2 bugs ans get them married 10. Just scream, for no reason

[@vertigoeds]

Everyone: “Picking up my (some relative) in a sport car.” Ross: “Picking up my niece in an hydraulic van.”

[@airisghana5894]

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[@wah2862]

Wth is this replies

[@vertigoeds]

@@wah2862 yeah try not to go to those..

[@chrisw5742]

shoulda picked her up in the porta potty :-P

[@palmberry5576]

@@wah2862 it’s the same bot as the others, just in a different format

[@tylertyree5185]

“Mommmm I’m riding in a weird vannn” that’s only funny when Ross is around 🤣

[@Poisontooth]

School staff: “Stop the kids will get excited” Schoo staff: *Ignores bullying of students... 🙄🙄🙄

[@davidvasquez7402]

bullying is fake

[@kill3rbamb146]

@@davidvasquez7402 i made fun of a kid so bad in elementary school that he tried to throw a desk through a window. Feels pretty real to me. I still feel bad over that shit

[@SnowHertz]

@Ida hoe actually 3 years ago I remembered I did, it’s subtle and not noticeable, I also think back on it, I’m pretty sure it’s real, it’s just that it’s not as noticeable as you think, and because of my experience I realize how often the bullying is in my school, the school only spotted 1 and that’s when a kid punched another kid, but they don’t realize the mental bullying that happens, shits hard to spot unless you used to be one

[@lifegoeson1007]

@@davidvasquez7402 lies

[@yargnaurd]

@@lifegoeson1007 he plays siege so he’s probably one of them...

[@darthmal97]

"There's a lot of kids here, they'll get excited" Wow, someone's a buzzkill lmao

[@ImAngwy]

Yea god forbid they see something cool while being bored as fuck waiting for their ride

[@Valdemar-Perez-III]

Well that's how elementary school is lmao

[@oldboy1955]

Who the fuck said you can put a smile on these kids faces 🤬🤬

[@user-nh5hk6ej7e]

WOAH WOAH! STOP! These kids aren’t supposed to have fun until 3:00pm.

[@itsbutters128]

Sure would be a shame.

[@cnelsons2k]

Make Elliot sleep on a public bench and tell people theres a kid napping (I have said this before.)

[@meldrop4411]

Nice idea

[@zackattack7770]

LOL

[@cnelsons2k]

I said it before and got 2000 likes

[@natethegreat1585]

That’s a really good idea!

[@shehzilmoid8592]

Ideas for new videos: 1. Dress up in a banana costume and lay with the bananas in a grocery store and beg ppl to buy u 2. Put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise container and eat it in public 3. Go in an elevator and dont face the door 4. Goto the mall and just sit on the middle of the floor 5. Wink at every stanger that looks at you 6. Hold the stall door for someone in a public bathroom 7. Instead of walking or running, skip 8. Eat cereal in a bowl from ur house in public 9. Find 2 bugs ans get them married 10. Just scream, for no reason

[@EpicRobloxTomboy]

All the kids in Ross's videos are so smart/self-aware. Or maybe I was just really dumb at their age haha

[@elonmust7470]

this is not being self aware, this is growing up where being a narcissist is normal. Kids are obsessed with themselves because of social media.

[@LiteracyLovesYou]

@@elonmust7470 testicular cancer

[@hurpaderpp]

@@elonmust7470 they're totally programmed by tv and the internet

[@elonmust7470]

@@LiteracyLovesYou Is that supposed to be an insult or what? If so it's a horrible attempt at one!

[@user-tw1pm6nr5e]

@@elonmust7470 testicular torsion

[@ianthomas3653]

"mom, i'm riding in this weird van" is the worst/ best line ever

[@nalsra0]

Ice cream van

[@outwit796]

I mean she's not wrong

[@davidstrow8441]

Y’all think this would be a good idea for Ross? Go to a restaurant that says no bills larger than 20& past 10:00AM or whatever, and give them a 21$ bill

[@vsgaming5933]

@@davidstrow8441 lmao

[@Luke-gh9dv]

He should do a video where he says “keep it down” and “be quiet” loudly in hotels and libraries

[@Zenith_V]

School teachers be like: “my life is miserable because I’m a full time drunk so I’m going to make the students miserable”

[@teekotrain6845]

That's deep

[@jesshymc9054]

Its not that simple, they probably dont want kids gathering around attracting attention and spreading the virus. Not to mention maybe they would touch the car and somehow get hurt and the school would face lawsuits.

[@ashe_xox]

@@jesshymc9054 yeah no fun allowed at school, it's too dangerous to enjoy your life

[@jaylast1958]

The teacher was a douche

[@luisleal1]

@@jesshymc9054 God forbid something interesting happen at school in the middle of a devastating year long pandemic which has left many of the poor kids isolated and deprived of social interaction. 1 bouncing car is not going to kill a kid nor is it going to attract the whole school.

[@mushinx5]

“Mom I’m riding in a weird van” without context this is probably a terrifying thing for a parent to hear

[@mello9586]

Nah I always get inside weird van when strangers with black mask and gun say that there is candy inside the van...I mean who doesn't want a free candy😉

[@E_Rico]

@@mello9586 damn id do anything for that candy

[@nickolasabbott207]

That would give me a panic attack

[@raneman7415]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ian-qi7yr]

"mom there was a weird white van at school today!!"

[@donovandriggers4617]

PLEASSSSSE make more of the salesman finding people in real life😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@mikaelashereehires]

YES 😂

[@qwertiee]

"There's a lot of students out here, they'll get excited" I'm pretty sure this dude was just tired of getting jump scared everytime the van literally jumped lmao

[@qwertiee]

@GDBuilding Somehow

[@h2owl205]

Nah. Dude didn’t feel like trying to calm down a bunch of kids that get easily out of control sometime

[@qwertiee]

@@h2owl205 And so what of they get all happy and jump around. What's gonna happen? Why would they need to be calmed down? Are they gonna explode? 💥

[@Jeffersonfx145]

Bro the van had that double jump

[@qwertiee]

@@Jeffersonfx145 Are you trying to justify this guy's statement? Or just saying random stuff 😂

[@TheCrabGaming]

Walk up to someone, make a quick joke and say that I’m recording a video, then point to a random person nearby holding a phone and pretend they are the camera man.

[@Noname-uk9mu]

Yes

[@askredditquestions967]

or just point at a wall or something that clearly doesn't have a camera and watch their confusion

[@TheCrabGaming]

@@askredditquestions967 yea that would be even more funny

[@-livi-7856]

hahahahahahahahah yessss

[@enderbox953]

Lol

[@stormysamkb0490]

Ross you should say no offense to people and then give them a compliment😆

[@dolphin4788]

ive done this lol

[@TyroneOne]

I’m pretty sure he’s done this already

[@shehzilmoid8592]

Ideas for new videos: 1. Dress up in a banana costume and lay with the bananas in a grocery store and beg ppl to buy u 2. Put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise container and eat it in public 3. Go in an elevator and dont face the door 4. Goto the mall and just sit on the middle of the floor 5. Wink at every stanger that looks at you 6. Hold the stall door for someone in a public bathroom 7. Instead of walking or running, skip 8. Eat cereal in a bowl from ur house in public 9. Find 2 bugs ans get them married 10. Just scream, for no reason

[@wystrix439]

@@shehzilmoid8592 You can’t record in public restrooms

[@kykuo1]

@@wystrix439 I saw a lot of people do that before

[@dperfett]

"..they'll get exited" and what a tragedy that would be, wouldn't it?

[@darkinertia2]

"theyll get excited" god forbid kids get excited...then well have to double their anti depression meds!

[@itsbutters128]

Sure would be a shame.

[@ashe_xox]

Sure would be a shame

[@nez3146]

Sure would be a shame

[@hutchyy92]

Sure would be a shame

[@4ev3rmore]

Sure would be a shame.

[@chipmunklukeskywalker6914]

Fact: Ross just really wanted the Hydraulics but needed this video for the tax write off

[@ahhhgoolagoon]

I didn’t even think of that- brilliant

[@zwabbah4841]

Big smart

[@MichaelBrown-bl2ff]

😂😂😂😭😭😭🗿🗿🗿💀💀💀

[@toastnaro]

"Mom I'm Riding In a Weird Van" Does not sound like a something you would hear in one of Ross's Videos

[@tylerrogers865]

Had me dead

[@fredrik5832]

@@tylerrogers865 isn’t it cool that a high five is just clapping with friends.

[@The_LoRaX_loves_TREES]

“I’ll take you to town with me, we’ll have fun” “Oh, Heck no!” “Huh? It’s alright” “Not with this car!!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@codylujan]

the staff: "stop doing that. the kids might enjoy it and laugh"

[@no-fc9tp]

Ugh kids having fun smh 🤦‍♀️

[@diobrando4063]

@@no-fc9tp ikr it’s the worst

[@archemides1517]

i think they are more worried that the guns might try to get near it

[@nihyanaljabri9779]

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[@muleykilla1863]

“Don’t do that there’s a lot of kids, they might get excited” yah I would hate for the kids to get excited and have a little fun in these terrible times

[@chinadashauthority65]

Oh please if you’re living in America you have every possibility to not have a terrible time, little victim you

[@muleykilla1863]

@@chinadashauthority65 LOL your the idiots who brought the virus over in the first place.

[@justink9912]

Both comments here are absolutely correct hahaha

[@lessfunny1637]

Guardian of the Elementary starring Chris Fatt

[@muleykilla1863]

@@lessfunny1637 😂😂

[@lagcentral2616]

"Dont do that here there are a lot of kids they'll get excited".

[@obovworldwide385]

Pure evil

[@cIeetz]

dude definitely has that stagnant police officer vibration

[@OhKnow379]

Oh no kids getting happy we can’t have that here.

[@lagcentral2616]

@@OhKnow379 sure would be a tragedy

[@oreocookie3165]

Ikr what's wrong with kids getting happy? That guard is kind of annoying ngl

[@doesleeknowreallyknow1404]

I didn't think I'd ever say this but Cole is a great dad to his daughter

[@KyleNorthmoreBMX]

Kole's daughter when she said "I've never got pranked this good" 😂😂

[@fiveninegarage]

Niece I think

[@KyleNorthmoreBMX]

@@fiveninegarage Kole's daughter, Ross's niece!

[@fiveninegarage]

@@KyleNorthmoreBMX oh my bad I read it as Ross 😂🤣😂

[@sams4723]

Ross, leave your Caravan just like that, it is so bad ass and neat.

[@liltimmyjr.6381]

He should just add a fur ceiling and a bunchbof subwoofers now

[@sumtingwong8622]

Its a Mercedes..

[@マガナジュニアセザール]

@@sumtingwong8622 n0

[@jaquanxanthan7284]

badass ≠ bad ass

[@toxicarmaan]

@@jaquanxanthan7284 😂

[@jeffg7044]

Those are most karen school employees ever. hitting switches isn't dangerous or anything lmao

[@ATypicalTurtl]

By that logic pulling triggers on guns isn't dangerous either!

[@thefoxmoonlight]

@@ATypicalTurtl LMAO, Your right, but your wrong. Its the hand that determines whether the switch is dangerous or not (for all switches)

[@larrythelobsterv6122]

I mean honestly at least the dude was using logic how the kids will get excited it makes sense but they jus trying not to get sued

[@nagualdesign]

You're right, the switch itself was perfectly safe. Perhaps the "Karens" were more concerned about the car jumping up and down with small children close by? Who knows.

[@dtaylorondabeat]

@@nagualdesign I saw no kids within a 5 foot radius of the van, they’re just being Karen’s because they don’t want kids to see that cars are cool and try to get them to do a trade and instead want them to work a boring 9-5 office job hating their life. Schools don’t want kids to have fun anymore.

[@nemanjadjuric2676]

easily the funniest and most creative prank channel on youtube 😂 every video and individual segment in them are so well thought out that it surpasses even the most famous channels. keep being awesome

[@fireworks1party]

"I never got pranked this good" Stick with Uncle Ross, it gets better haha

[@big11kidk65]

“They get excited please stop “ see they never want kids to have fun

[@h2owl205]

@Joseph Payton you clearly have never worked with 50+ kids at once and don’t understand how impossible it is to keep them calm and safe when something riles them up.

[@rcartoons3941]

@@h2owl205 Pull out the old glock or pepper spray the little devils, that usually gets them to calm down

[@gizmotorizmo8379]

@@h2owl205 just shoot em with rubber bullets or a real gun. Always works.

[@Maqcimus]

except ye be converted and become as little children ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven

[@vgkstone9692]

“Hey bro gotta keep the kids institutionalized could you keep the fun to a minimum please”

[@CastleMile]

The teacher probably was thinking she was getting kidnap.

[@grusaladino5874]

Thats what i thought!

[@deadeye8007]

I don't blame him I would of thought the same

[@matthewf.5411]

I was thinking the same thing

[@shehzilmoid8592]

Ideas for new videos: 1. Dress up in a banana costume and lay with the bananas in a grocery store and beg ppl to buy u 2. Put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise container and eat it in public 3. Go in an elevator and dont face the door 4. Goto the mall and just sit on the middle of the floor 5. Wink at every stanger that looks at you 6. Hold the stall door for someone in a public bathroom 7. Instead of walking or running, skip 8. Eat cereal in a bowl from ur house in public 9. Find 2 bugs ans get them married 10. Just scream, for no reason

[@grusaladino5874]

@@shehzilmoid8592 why would u comment here lol

[@jefflarrabee1128]

"MOM IM RIDING IN A WEIRD VAN!" last words most mothers want to hear.

[@gabepoirot]

JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT it COUDNT get better 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@phantom4135]

Imagine being verified and nobody giving a fuck about you

[@nikola2219]

@@phantom4135 ahah true

[@gutegute9459]

@@phantom4135 imagine hating on a person only because it has more success than you

[@nikola2219]

@@gutegute9459 also correct

[@gavinprice1076]

Hi gabe I love your tiktok and I go to a lot of your bible studies!

[@AudioWizard98]

“Don’t do that they’ll get excited” oh that is the thing we need to be worried about not if they are fighting or if they’re sick

[@hockeyman14149]

That guy need to be fired 😂😭

[@GapedCeiling]

You should hire someone who looks like an adult version of Elliot and try to convince Elliot its him from the future

[@tea_rex303]

That would be hilarious! 😂😂

[@StopMotionWizard]

yes

[@jack_allen243]

Lmao that would be hilarious

[@jasminecontreras7341]

🤣

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[@roddydykes7053]

Poor little Lilly already suffering from imaginary embarrassment, I’d be so pumped if I had cool dudes picking me up from school like this. But I’m a boy so maybe that’s why lol

[@r3do.]

I mean it’s a kid so what do u expect

[@Whatthefreak128]

@@r3do. I expect more excitement

[@bullinapeamurica5940]

@@Whatthefreak128 I expect not to pay 15 % or more for my car insurance so I chose geico.

[@ccxgamerlynx]

Nah she just doesn’t know that hydraulics are a cool thing

[@LukasMcCorkle1031]

“There’s a lot of students out here they’ll get excited” like wtf who cares

[@tbag-2224]

lol that guy was just flexing his "guardian" authority

[@riardomilos8014]

@@tbag-2224 Shitass security : “wait a minute.. i’m supposed to be the coolest dude here!”

[@nathangriffin2201]

Well because they’ll start running around and it looks like they have them in certain groups but still doesn’t make much sense

[@grayscale888]

Other "replyer" said "they're being thought to be a sheep". Its just teaching them be obedient and not to rage like a fucking animal

[@Lightskinlightning]

@@grayscale888 what rage would ensue because of some hydraulics on a van?

[@jordanvazqz]

Go to a buffet, pretend it’s your birthday, pretend that all the guest in the buffet are there for your birthday and get up and make a toast thanking all the guest, chef and waiters for coming to your “birthday”

[@HighMileageOffroad]

This is truly underrated

[@flamefusion8963]

This would be too cringy, I'd have to pause the video xD

[@existenceisdivided6192]

@@flamefusion8963 i would get 2nd hand embarrassment.

[@shirleyellinger]

Why aren't more people liking this comment

[@Geralt_of-Rivia]

@@flamefusion8963 A good kind though lol

[@kingcrowns8801]

“Is this like a prank thing?” Awww shes adorable

[@lilladeus5252]

Ay let's go about time Eli got showed some love

[@trevorv17]

Y’all should yell “I LOST 25 POUNDS!” and when people clap you pick up a dumbbell behind them and go “Nevermind, I found it”😂

[@Jay-kk8wd]

This, but make it 45 😂

[@faydseafish118]

They have I believe

[@faydseafish118]

Well idk I just know I've seen a video just like it 😅🙏

[@faydseafish118]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iaTUk2yldtCCY80

[@faydseafish118]

It's in that vid

[@SeanM2296]

“I’m bigger than you” “Don’t joke about your weight” OMFG I’ve never laughed that hard😂😂😂😂 Employee of the month was heart warming! I always look forward to seeing him every episode! He really deserves it

[@CamoSquid]

Haven't seen the Mercedes G Caravan in a while, now it makes sense why

[@jason-hb9gp]

no replys 😳

[@dylanstevens5714]

Ross literally lives the life and I frickin love it man

[@BeauregardPayne]

Honestly we just need way more car warranty scam jokes, everyone can relate 😂

[@knexguy139]

@meow purr yeah I get like 3 of them a week like clockwork.

[@qwertiee]

Lily has more personality than half of the people on this earth lmao

[@pojk5698]

so u basically said she has average personality XD

[@qwertiee]

@@pojk5698 lmao yea I did aye? 😂😂 I should have said 75% instead lol. It doesn't matter tho AHHAAHH 350 people seemed to understand what I meant 🤣

[@pojk5698]

Zackeroo HQ yeah and it implies that the other half has better or equal personality XD

[@qwertiee]

@@pojk5698 Bruh stop being correct lol 😂😂 Fine, she has better personality than like 80% of the world

[@qwertiee]

@@pojk5698 But I think what 'Yesterday Me' was tryna say, was that she has more personality than half the earth, which is a major thing cause kids are usually shy compared to adults lol

[@Jeff-kz5kl]

Kole jumping out of the bushes to sell the extended warranty was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while!

[@TVideoupload]

3:14 “it’s because I’m The most humble person I ever met”. ok that made me laugh

[@bloof3701]

It wasn't the hydraulics that embarrassed her, it was the big Mercedes logo

[@bernieweber4663]

Hood ornament

[@bernieweber4663]

@Keep Looking Up what are you talking about? A hood ornament is the car logo on the hood of a car.

[@hetchbeats]

@@bernieweber4663 it isnt an ornamnet tho, it comes stock with the Mercedes MiniVan.

[@bernieweber4663]

@@hetchbeats if it is on the hood it's a hood ornament. There is no way the vehicle comes with with the logo that big either! I don't know what you kids are talking about.

[@bernieweber4663]

@Keep Looking Up I looked the urban meaning of hood ornament since your comment is strange. What do you mean in your comment to me?

[@OG-Yemxi]

“I’m like the most humble person I’ve ever met dude!” GOLDEN

[@yahia3658]

“Don’t do that infront of the kids they’ll get excited” Ah yes how dare they enjoy looking a car with hydraulics

[@Caramel24]

Mad they can't afford

[@dogyerf21]

This is one of my favorites. Watched it a bunch, been watching Charles for years. Clean humor that makes people laugh is Awesome!

[@dogyerf21]

Forgot to mention you Eli, you do great editing and filming work. Glad you cut some weight, if you have a goal, keep going dude!

[@kevinbutton4580]

"They will get excited" god forbid kids have fun right Mr. Administration

[@mcheese420]

Pretty sure his shirt said 'Guardian" xD

[@itsbutters128]

Sure would be a shame.

[@kevinbutton4580]

@@mcheese420 it's still the fact that who ever said that

[@TheTrainThomas]

Lmao why is the intro always the best 😂😂😂 Damnit Cole I wasn’t trying to smile today and you ruined that!

[@limelite5006]

When checkmark

[@VexyBoi]

@@limelite5006 the first 15 seconds

[@Ava001]

You’re good Thomas?

[@olakolade6656]

“Stop, that’s embarassing” She got her priorities right.

[@mello9586]

Tomato soup

[@sayuwuifyoudonttalktowomen4891]

@@mello9586 TRUEEEEE

[@random_bs_goo9154]

@@mello9586 I agree with every molecular structure, every single cell, every tissue and muscle, and all of the atoms that are in my mortal body

[@mello9586]

@@random_bs_goo9154 but i dont like pickels :(

[@random_bs_goo9154]

@@mello9586 _pickle rick has left the chat_

[@berryerpacic9995]

it is very nice to see eli be treated like any other person... usually u see big people get bullied.. you might be random and the vids different from anything else on the platform but you deserve to be praised.. you are good people.. this makes me happy.. ^.^

[@Jaych9]

is that even a real cop? “Guardian” sorry but I just really dislike people who have no authority, how dare kids enjoy life

[@honkhonk5181]

After he secured Lily he shoulda just sat there and kept bouncing for 2 minutes while staring guardian guy and that lady dead in the eyes

[@balebsm]

@@honkhonk5181 that would've been so great dude. "I'm gonna call the cops" "ok bitch do it" like wtf are the cops gonna do 💀

[@elicannon5727]

he has a gun on school property. so yes. only police officers can have guns on school grounds. not even guards hired by the school privately, only officers

[@johnw594]

Someone commented the same thing 10 hours before you

[@Jaych9]

@@johnw594 rEALLY oh my goodness!

[@fundamentalbear8347]

Cole doing that extended car warranty joke is too funny 😂

[@Infinity-od2mk]

i would love to see it used more tbh XD

[@kimifan06]

These guys really know how to live life to the fullest.

[@Coolman-iu2ws]

You got the cutest niece ever! She's so sweet. That was just pure