Vocabulary Lessons with Moira Rose (feat. Brittany Broski) | Sarah Schauer

[@kennedy3924]

the unhinged energy less than a minute in.. unmatched

[@otovga]

the only contenders are trixie and katya

[@1nonlybrady]

cloudycomplex periodt

[@pizzgirl]

cloudycomplex yuh

[@joshuaburbine2961]

That’s all of their videos

[@michaelagleason719]

Ok I will say tho Gus Johnson is pretty good at that too lol

[@reesepasquarello1355]

i love how the example they used was miora saying “ridiculous” and “paranoia”. like such big words😭

[@littlelagoons]

I was going to comment the same thing 😂😂

[@bippitybopitybooty4208]

Those long words like "the" and "at"

[@jenl7094]

Actually just glad we heard a correct use of ‘wary’ instead of ‘weary’. So tired of hearing people saying to ‘be weary of this situation or person’. No, you should be wary of them. If you’re weary, take a rest. Ok, it’s off my chest.

[@juleslavli]

@@jenl7094 being a grammar girly is so exhausting lmao

[@kellytalks3227]

I will literally never get tired of this energy. It's like when you would stay up until midnight at a sixth grade sleepover cranked on juiceboxes and Skyrim

[@elizabethfoster6793]

I miss that type of shit 😭😭

[@STARGIRL.._]

This comment, it’s the one😂😂

[@agni_oh]

How is this so specific lmaooo

[@novasummer7976]

oh my god I miss this so fucking much... my face hurts from laughter and i laugh so unstoppably that i can't breathe and pass out and my face goes blue so my friends have to call an ambulance...you know

[@indicarose3457]

LMAO I'm IN 7th grade it's 1:54 am and I'm watching this🤣🤣

[@daisy7278]

you know when therapists do word association to see if you're like psychologically ok... ya'll would not have passed

[@personofinterest4791]

Therapist: “Bumbo” Brittney: “two wheels” Lol

[@mango-zy8lw]

I don’t wanna hear the words “when Tana Mongeau bottoms” ever again

[@sarahschauer3764]

im sorry :(

[@queendaddy9781]

Or tana Mongeau

[@StevieMcKenna10]

@@queendaddy9781 oop- I meannn 👀

[@Dihope_Inc]

periodt

[@diamonddnomaid7573]

If that means tana mongeau bottoms, there is an implied event where she will top

[@celestadore]

"timorous" "my dads name is tim" "what does tim do" "o h g o d"

[@EV6CrashCam]

“This is that - what’s it called - Morgan Freeman thing. The Mandela affect” lmao Brittany I’m dead 😂😂😂😂

[@brookbhatti9444]

why did I know exactly what she meant after she said Morgan freeman thing?? lol

[@xti4097]

I'm fucking crying LMAO

[@user-ze4do4fo8d]

actually killed me with that one

[@cxhen1231]

Rip 😔

[@arjonashala1201]

@@brookbhatti9444 great minds think alike 😌

[@dominiquee901]

“Does bêbë enjoy the theatrę?” Is all I ever think about lol

[@oppasum.]

You managed to write it EXACTLY like she said it

[@sierramcwenie6700]

I read that in her exact voice😂

[@bethm5852]

Where is bebe's chamber?

[@kyrumptionmakeup8197]

I say this to my boyfriend non-stop I need help

[@ottiliedeyes]

Timestamp?

[@alexmcauley4653]

Did they just sing “Oh Tannenbaum” to the tune of “Oh Canada”

[@jojofishy613]

Yes they did

[@Eva-xk3oz]

I dont think they realized it was the Canadian national anthem lol

[@iimmannii]

@@jojofishy613 I was like 👀

[@julialatona1587]

I think they were trying to sing Oh Christmas Tree lol

[@clairebrennan4832]

thank god someone else noticed i’m not crazy

[@devaisy9767]

as a german i can confirm that we have a word for when tana mongeau bottoms

[@stella7982]

I am wheezing.

[@Elena-bk4fs]

can i know it please

[@ghostii716]

well... *what is it*

[@Jamie_Lana]

As a fellow German this is accurate :)

[@leonigloeggler3820]

Hä ja aber welches Wort lmao 😂

[@benoitbourque3093]

7:40 the fact they sang “O Tannebaum” on the melody of O Canada rather than O Christmas tree is... everything

[@73brook]

came here just to see if someone else brought that up haha

[@ninafasullo863]

I was like, "WHY IS THAT O CANADA?!?!"

[@iciajay6891]

I think it's an inside joke. As most of the cast is Canadian and it's filmed in Canada.

[@kaelynn4621]

@@iciajay6891, i promise you they don't think about things before they say them

[@urieldaboamorte]

@@kaelynn4621 💀

[@averyvanzante4077]

When you said “when your dad does magic tricks” I said “like the disappearing act”

[@sarahgooey]

girl are u okay?

[@raynemichelle2996]

He's just gone to pick up some milk. He'll be back. Oh wait, he's vegan.

[@m.s.a2.068]

“It puts the lotion on its skin and then it makes you young again” should definitely be aveenos new slogan

[@BlaiseRashelHarman10]

M.S.A 2.0 sarah and brittany are the faces of the campaign fully dressed as buffalo bill

[@lheal8355]

my fave quote of all time ngl, silence of the lambs is an amazingggg movie

[@clolspike]

that’s not even a quote from silence of the lambs??

[@BlaiseRashelHarman10]

cassie howells “It puts the lotion on it’s skin or it gets the hose again” is absolutely a quote from silence of the lambs

[@StevieMcKenna10]

@@clolspike hon have you even watched it? JesUUUS

[@HannahChristine13]

i just want to say that you’re inspiring me to get sober from alcohol. i always have this small thought in the back of my head that i can’t enjoy life if i’m not fucked up (trauma, am i right?), but being a long time subscriber, it’s made me realize that if i surround myself with the right people, i can thrive even if i’m sober. love you so much, sarah. thank you.

[@kara2125]

i got sober from weed for the same reason. i hope your sobriety is going well 🧡

[@cottontail5109]

thats so amazing I hope youre doing great :)))

[@totallynotlost]

a heart, comment, and pin from Sarah is long overdue for this

[@kimmyball4961]

I've been clean and sober for 7 years now!! My whole life has changed (for the better)!! I wish you the best of luck!! 🤗❤

[@katelynboehm8108]

I swear these 2 people right here cure my depression. I'm not joking like deadass

[@sarahschauer3764]

🥺

[@katelynboehm8108]

@@sarahschauer3764 thank you tho frls you've helped me go through alot of stuff. :))

[@squarecrayon]

FRRR SAME I CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH WHENEVER I WATCH THEIR VIDS

[@katelynboehm8108]

@@squarecrayon I know I always am the happiest when watching them.

[@loinsberry]

IT’S TRUE

[@teny1016]

Brittany: “Brothers in Christ.” Sarah: “Sisters in Satan.” The church vs me

[@breslynmatthews6493]

Last time I was this early, Sarah still had a profile pic lol

[@sarahschauer3764]

op

[@breslynmatthews6493]

Sarah Schauer ope 🙈

[@CaylaAnn]

Sarah Schauer I thought my WiFi was broken but it’s just you

[@asoftbelly]

15:18 the *timbre* of Brittany's voice 😸

[@DaltonJones13]

DEADASS 😂😂

[@cryptidumb]

17:03 The fact that Sarah refuses to say his name and just calls him "45" is fucking *hilarious*

[@camerons.5001]

we should all start doing that

[@linneascameraroll]

@@camerons.5001 who are they speaking of?

[@lisarinaldi7672]

@@linneascameraroll the US President before Biden

[@juliekucerova6056]

@@linneascameraroll trump

[@broccoliassassin69]

@@linneascameraroll 45th president

[@ninib1593]

brittany is so stunning 🥺 she gets slept on

[@sarahschauer3764]

she is beautifulllllll

[@ninib1593]

@@sarahschauer3764 i know i looooove her

[@amycross5341]

They are both so gorgeous, and them being so damn quick witted and funny makes them all the more beautiful

[@ninib1593]

@@amycross5341 AGREED

[@user-gl4cy4kj6z]

Britney gives me adele vibes

[@ali-yd2th]

when brittany said “this is the morgan freeman thing - the mandela effect” i just about pissed myself

[@qxnnie]

“You have a suitcase between your legs” that whole sequence had me laugh crying

[@thomasyacconi9695]

"I do be chanteuseryan in my bathroom" 😂

[@Zombae13]

*HISTORICALLY* who were strong men? "Weightlifters?"

[@sarahschauer3764]

I’m right!

[@Zombae13]

😂 🖤

[@StevieMcKenna10]

I mean _technically_ she's right 👀

[@missangelicaz]

When she said Greeks, I felt good about myself.

[@Plasticityy]

uhhhh gladiators

[@mimbay88]

I feel like Brittany's brain associated "bombo" with bikes because of the band Bombay Bicycle Club bc that's the road my brain went down as well lmfao

[@maddy.freligh]

Idk why but I see it as the bo is one wheel so it’s a wheel and then the middle and then the wheel but maybe I’m just crazy 😂

[@dietradeebrereton6154]

I’m o b s e s s e d with the way moira says “baby”. behbeh

[@camidumbass]

i thought this said obese, I was like go off ig

[@marigoldsunflower]

Bébé

[@the.muffin]

@@camidumbass KDHSJGJSKG

[@graceefoster3397]

9:04 Sarah: like you’re skull is collapsed on one side me: bONK 🔨

[@marypalmer6464]

YES

[@avagirnius9764]

“What’s that Morgan freedman thing?” -The Mandela effect?😂

[@isla4189]

Ava Girnius I hate that I finished the video and read the comment and still didn't realize there was smth wrong with tgat

[@sonicaids]

to be fair morgan freeman play mandela in invictus

[@avagirnius9764]

SonicAids true true

[@gc1097]

My lungs collapsed at the part LMFAOOO

[@illegallogic3132]

is it bad i knew exactly what she was talking about when she said that lmaoo

[@LizzySledgeHammer]

'*gay gasp* I should make a flower arrangement for briiiiii' the cutest omg

[@tabithaaf]

me: has never watched schitt’s creek also me: about to watch this whole video bc i love sarah and brittany

[@juliahayes2995]

watch schist's creek, it's amazing

[@scarletyonbaker3887]

u should watch if u like their humor youll like the show

[@roj6895]

lol i didnt even read the title i trust them too much

[@lindasnails]

The show filmed right next to my work we catered for them every season they filmed and I met them so I was forced to watch it bc I didn’t wanna seem like I was an asshole for not watching it when I met them

[@beatle4-117]

Same here dude

[@alexthepomy4528]

“Brothers by blood, lovers by choice” I cannot

[@deenoone]

LOL "Bomboclaat" is Jamaican Patois (basically broken English). It's not a slur ahaha. My Caribbean heart loves you!

[@sarahschauer3764]

Ohhh gotcha! Thank you for this!!

[@forg13]

Omg I’m so glad I came across this comment! This whole time on twitter I lowkey thought it was a bad word 👀

[@stevenearl7327]

Yes very much broken English

[@jackb1275]

This and Jenna Marbles is my only form of entertainment right now and I’m 100% okay with that.

[@melodyhaviland9393]

absolutely same

[@sage4889]

oh no

[@pilarlh1668]

@@sage4889 oh no indeed

[@lunarbeeclipse]

THIS DIDN'T AGE WELL

[@natalyacheema9690]

jenna :(

[@oliviakenna8338]

How lonely am I in quarantine? I just waved back at them at the end of this video 😂😂

[@sarahschauer3764]

aw! hiii

[@abbie6666]

sarah: my favorite word is portmanteau brittany: starts singing “live like you were dying” by tim mcgraw

[@nads420]

i watching this stoned out of my mind and I can't breathe after "Frippet"

[@melodyhaviland9393]

whenever i get high i watch brittany and sarah’s videos and it’s 10/10 amazing every timr

[@Eva-ny5vi]

Dude me too!! I be out of mind and dying laughing

[@Cat-kh2fp]

So many lines in this video I would want on a t shirt. “It’d be a shame if there were shit in my underwear”

[@s11j02]

"Bombo" got me wheezing

[@heinluvwitdacat656]

i love how both of you never have makeup on at the same time it’s really some best friend energy

[@alexandrarodriguez5383]

Brittany and Sarah are literally so gorgeous 🥺💖

[@sarahschauer3764]

thank you so much! so are you

[@alexandrarodriguez5383]

Sarah Schauer GIRL MY HEART i love you so much ☺️💓

[@kaylovestay]

"a bombo built for two" I WHEEZED SO HARD A LITTLE PEE CAME OUT OMFG

[@Anomalocaria]

britt has the witchest sounding cackle i've ever heard lol

[@thatbitchcooley468]

It’s the “Deh-claw-say” when she tries to explain the é for me

[@justkyle9073]

pettyfogging is just an early 1800’s version of gaslighting

[@kara2125]

0:25 i thought brittany called the strawberry redbull 'twink juice' and somehow it still made sense

[@sadmermaid]

She did didn't she?

[@riley33987]

no it was “tweak juice”

[@insanesanity5427]

"A mortician for Patricias" made me cry 😂

[@creeksaway]

“pickled god” is possibly one of the most polarizing things ive ever heard leave someone’s lips

[@thesarahcaitlinshow]

Your guys’ chemistry is amazing and I love how you just feed off each other’s energy

[@isisclarke-pierre7606]

“Jickle Rick”.... bless both of your hearts

[@jasonhernandez4]

Our crackhead mothers have posted!!

[@ninib1593]

brothers by blood, lovers by choice

[@StevieMcKenna10]

@@ninib1593 oop- and that's on *incest* Aka l i t e r a l l y tying the family tree together 👀

[@ninib1593]

@@StevieMcKenna10 OMG LMFAOOOO DSFGHJKDS

[@StevieMcKenna10]

@@ninib1593 ｈｅｅｈｅｅ IT'S TRUE-

[@alejandracedillo5285]

More like the wine aunts whose little brother is our father, or sperm donor if that's the case.

[@jakew.5883]

"It's peepee poopoo time featuring..." "SJSBAHAUAUUGH 👹"

[@stevenjerryonimo8291]

I hate that the comments were moved.

[@pedrosalles9273]

what is fucking happening, I thought it was just my phone :( I hate KZbin

[@sarahschauer3764]

wait what?

[@sonnywilliams9610]

I think you may bet were hacked???? You don’t have a pfp either

[@StevieMcKenna10]

@@sarahschauer3764 yeah sis KZbin moved the comment sections closer to the description

[@stevenjerryonimo8291]

Sarah Schauer KZbin comments were moved. Their not at the bottom anymore :/

[@lizlemon3698]

Why would Sarah cut the cheese when she could simply *fold* the cheese?

[@jacobmtcastle5741]

Why doesn’t Brittany, the bigger of the roommates, simply eat the other roommate?

[@melodyhaviland9393]

i’m having a super shit day so truly thank you for uploading, it’s making it a little better

[@sarahschauer3764]

aw i'm sorry! I hope it gets better soon

[@lydiabirretta]

"it's something you do in your bathroom" "...cry"

[@SpookyBby66]

Relatable

[@bippitybopitybooty4208]

"is it a sad little grimlin girl?" Is what broke me

[@zombiepanda5768]

When they said bedevil my brain went to that's when you bedazzled the devil

[@bethanysangra3903]

I literally thought that's when you give the devil a vejazzle

[@spamofdylan4396]

"did they dip Jesus in vinegar?"

[@worldsbiggestholdthegirlfan]

Y’all like Schitt’s Creek? Another reason to love you two even more!

[@ForklessLoMein]

Sarah: “J-Judaism” Brit: “is that your final answer?” shit took me directly out you said it so casually

[@postulatedskateshoe]

finally, all those years of high school theatre paying off

[@LorenaLatorre]

"I mean, I love learning. Look at me learning so hard right now" me in high school when my dad would ask me if I did any of my homework

[@juliahayes2995]

schitt's creek is my favorite show and you're my favorite KZbin. when worlds collide

[@juliahayes2995]

youtuber* oops

[@sarahmcdonough7713]

Proof that they don’t fake the beautifully dumb shit they say: both sing “o tannenbaum” to the tune of the Canadian national anthem, thinking they’re singing o christmas tree; brittany says “powder rooms don’t have a toilet” when powder rooms basically only contain a toilet (+sink). God bless them lmao

[@tyler8627]

Well actually, o Tannenbaum is right lmao. It’s the German “o Christmas tree o Christmas tree”

[@sarahmcdonough7713]

@@tyler8627 well actually its not, because its the tune of the canadian national anthem

[@joeybunaskavichiv7353]

The fact that brittany said Morgan Freeman thing and I knew what it was before she said Mandela effect-

[@caroraino]

am I the only one OBSESSED with Sarah's laugh I love the way she ends sentences cracking up lmao

[@marcelinescoldfry]

watching peepee poopoo time is the highlight montage of my quarantine it releases my sarahtonin

[@angela-up8rh]

brittany’s laugh sounds like she just cast an evil spell on you and is laughing to herself about it

[@allisonrogers4729]

ive never been so fast for anything

[@siliconeyez879]

Allison Rogers I’ve come this fast a few times before...

[@isabellestauffer1004]

"what's that thing when you have an addictive personality?" "self control" I think that that is actually the opposite LMAO

[@biancajackass5786]

4:04 when raven Simone gets a vision

[@lucieradova8378]

"did they dip jesus in vinegar?" SENT me

[@Mortyadamss]

Sarah out here saying she doesn’t have an extensive vocabulary while also using the word “Arithmetic”??? I forgot that word existed

[@MrMeow1234321]

aint that when you turn metal into gold?

[@janametro3546]

mattie nicole I think it’s a fancy word for math

[@bennysbones6341]

mattie nicole no thats alchemy lol arithmetic is a kind of math

[@icedcoffee1816]

her remembering pneumonic device is much more impressive than arithmetic 😹😹

[@Jojo-hy8dm]

@@icedcoffee1816 hun we just went over this it’s mnemonic💀

[@blatha12345]

I love that quarantine has had the opposite effect on them. Sarah quits alcohol and Brittany learns to bartend ajbskwnskwns

[@sarahschauer3764]

It’s been hard

[@blatha12345]

Sarah Schauer proud of u!!!!!!!

[@RafikaSupriyanto]

The Chris Angel Mindfreak throwback sent meee 😂😭

[@hecatia]

Pettifogging is what every man does in a Twitter argument

[@jordanallen3078]

Verifiably false.

[@sophiak657]

brittany looks like jojo siwa with that hair

[@StevieMcKenna10]

Bruh don't do Brittany like that 😩

[@draculena]

she looks so cute i luv her

[@carpool.]

Tbh she’s honestly pretty. A lot of people sleep in it but she genuinely looks good ( I mean both of them do )

[@sophiak657]

GUYS I LOVE BRITTANY SHES BEAUTIFUL I WAS JUST MAKING A JOKE!

[@farrahwho]

isn't skullduggery a poptropica island sdfsdgf

[@marigoldsunflower]

THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@marigoldsunflower]

Literally in my mind I was like it has to do with pirates

[@sugakookies8063]

I KNEW IT SOUNDED FAMILIAR

[@cerdocyonthous]

This has provided the most serotonin I’ve had since quarantine started

[@petra839]

I’m having health issues and can I just say THANK YOU for making me smile. Both of you. You’ve both helped me a lot recently ❤️

[@mackenzie.8914]

ive been laughing for like 6 mins off and on because i keep remembering *"HOW MANY MORE DAYS OF WINTER??"*

[@martacruz5537]

“When your dad makes magic tricks” I’m wheezing

[@thayerschulte7168]

These videos have been getting me through quarantine. I’ve needed to laugh so badly these last few days and this has really helped with the stress of my job during these times. Thank you and congrats on staying sober for so long!

[@saturnsings3471]

good luck with the stress my friend!!

[@deloreshargreaves4093]

My favorite line from Moira is, "Mortally deprived of ones sleep." It's a mood for me, I have the gif of her saying that, and I use it as a response if someone wakes me up by texting too early. 😂

[@sofiacastillo6810]

The funniest part of 10:17 to me is Brittany’s shorts I’m literally crying

[@BobMarley-lb3np]

“you ever have those kids in like elementary school - we have a sponsor” :( there are two things i want in life before i die. 1. to scam subway out of bread, and 2. Sarah to finish that sentence because i feel as though it was going to be entertaining.

[@aine884]

Schitt’s creek just exists so Moira can exist

[@fergusfungus9618]

checks out

[@dessa121]

The word "grinagog" legit sounds like something someone has said from the Harry Potter Universe.. tbh most of these sound like some British muggle tomfoolery 🤣

[@_addie]

It sounds like Aragog!

[@Daniel-mk8eg]

Nobody: Brittany: I am Chanteuse

[@Ahjusshi_Brown]

I’ve never heard anyone refer to trump as 45 😂😂 I’m gonna use that from now on

[@mazzylane8571]

everytime they release a new video i feel like i can smell them losing their minds

[@kal9758]

“How many days of winter” thanks, I literally spit out my tea😌

[@isobelselwyn4342]

it's peepee mf poopoo time !!!

[@seafoampudding]

i’m losing my MIND at “circumventing the globe” i-

[@ariel2722]

love ur chaotic anxiety sarah yet debilitating addiction to caffeine... relatable

[@emmablanche9954]

god i genuinely still can’t get over bombo. i’m going to look at bicycles for the rest of my life and somewhere in my head think “bombo”

[@PaigeMcKenzie1]

schitts creek is literally my favorite show omggg i’m so excited to watch

[@hassert7752]

Whenever I’m feeling down I come back to this video. This video is truly a blessing.

[@gusruck8573]

juvenescence is lowkey an amazing name for a lotion brand you might be onto something sarah

[@lilyhillsboro-poplar970]

"There's a woop on both of the E's" -Brittany Broski, 2020

[@guyjulius8078]

“Where is bay-bay’s chamber”?

[@pichugirl95]

the pure horror and embarrassment on Brittany's face when she said 'it's that morgan freeman thing' when she meant 'Mandela effect' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂