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[@andramarquardt]

How was this posted 2 days ago but the video was posted 4 minutes ago?

[@FlareSn1pes69]

@@andramarquardt The vid was first posted as a club membership for early access, then WPE made it public for everyone else.

[@ninjayajnin]

dissapointed it isnt called "Worst Podcast Ever"

[@luckyswordsmen991]

I FUCKING LOVE TRAINS !!!

[@tedredac]

they're called impulsive thoughts, not intrusive thoughts. Intrusive thoughts are the really bad ones, like killing your mom or some shit. Impulsive thoughts are ones that are bad, but a lot more tame, like shoving a bar of soap in your mouth.

[@thecoloneldownunder336]

As someone who quite likes trains, for someone who is indifferent to trains, Jonk sure has given a lot of thought as to his position on trains.

[@oude_henky]

I’d say he’s not ready to come out yet

[@davidsayers450]

​@@oude_henkycum

[@PianoKwanMan]

@@saltyscoundrel4368 Jake is Bricked Up

[@Resi1ience]

I think they're gaslighting him into liking trains, and it's working.

[@bulletmagnet1664]

The smile in Cath's voice when she said, "Yeah, ya do." Magnificent ♡

[@x_JKat6524_x]

Cath: ayee papi ~

[@trollman1296]

If Gabby's choice of naming a dog is worrying enough, I'm worried on what she'll name her kids

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet

[@Digiarcstudio]

@@jareththegoblinking3191 That name's a bit of a mouthful, but sure. Maybe Gabby would go with that

[@KWBR1123]

@@DigiarcstudioI think “A” is quite a short name actually, but it’s still not great

[@DJdoppIer]

Probably something like Hasheldorf or Skrunkelfard. XD

[@thesnep4757]

A reasonable fear. Though the saving grace is that some names, they just won't let you give your kids it. I'm fairly sure of it.

[@silverscorpio24]

Gambling on a slot machine while everyone else is in a firefight is something I would expect Cath to do 😂

[@Ironcan08]

Cath is a fountain of knowledge, and Jake cant even form a sentence

[@A_mere_boy]

Can’t *

[@x_JKat6524_x]

a dyslexic fountain

[@SwiftKey_253]

@@A_mere_boy to be fair, its in youtube comments, so we dont have to be grammar police here..

[@NuttersNutty]

And gabby does graphic design

[@x_JKat6524_x]

@@NuttersNutty and Ellis likes metals

[@Whydidmyhandlechange414]

Love it 😂 All I can think of is TomSka’s “I like trains”….

[@dr.bright6272]

All I can think of is Jonk's fetish

[@Captain_Tumbleweed]

''Hey! Have you heard of the I Like Trains kid?''

[@WelshGiraffa]

Trains runs across you*

[@webbowser8834]

NYOOOM

[@Jehty_]

All I could think of was Lemon from Bullet Train 🤣

[@Pokemonmasterz]

5:39 isn’t this just most of Jake’s life, having the intrusive thoughts win

[@atomkuehne]

I can't say I agree with Mingus, but Sandwiches is a good dog name. I've already determined that my next dog will be named Tomato

[@davidjockin6654]

Now I'm thinking of a dachshund named Bratwurst for some reason.

[@mattchew2304]

I'm concern for Gabby and Jake if they ever have kids on account of what Gabby names her dogs.

[@FiltyIncognito]

Poor kids'll be doomed.

[@Chrapahut]

Jonk and Gabby -> Jonky or Gonk

[@MrFatalisDev]

@@Chrapahut On the plus side if they are named Gonk they'll come with their own religion with robo-minions even!

[@dr.bright6272]

We know Liver Badgers, Gary Barlow, and Chod will be their names. And they'll learn the National Anthem is nothing but random noises

[@DRAG0NSPIRIT10]

I've figured out the ultimate curse for their kids. Gabby comes up with the name and then Jonk writes it down on the birth certificate, those poor kids will be doomed 🤣.

[@dardragon2438]

Feels like Raft, but instead of a boat it's a train

[@colinnelson4080]

In Gabby’s defense, Ellis’s first idea for a dog name was “Dickbutts.”

[@Nightflyermike]

I wouldn't normally be so sentimental, but today was one of those days where not enough sleep was had and anxiety attacks riddles my morning, thank you for helping to ease ethe burden.

[@WelshGiraffa]

I was expecting Gabby to name her dream dog I dunno TimTam after the knockoff Penguin bar

[@mrlink206]

I can only describe these guys as chaotic fun. More please.

[@UCLIrSTKD8qkMjdfvxK3Pt7w]

I've gotta say DAMN Jake has some good bass.

[@nekomarinyan1398]

I can no longer sing the original lyrics of the song. It's just "Dump My Load" now. I've even forgotten the name of the song, its already receding my brain cells as we speak, but I love it.

[@suborbitalprocess]

What do you mean? Those _are_ the lyrics, it's a wonder this video hasn't had a copyright strike.

[@Rockoutloud345]

thank you for posting this, i lost a family memeber recently and the hardship of humanity has set in and i couldnt stop crying but then when y'all started singing "Dump my load" it was hilarious

[@ellielouise9624]

great timing! my grandma just had a nasty fall and this is exactly what i need to cheer up

[@LazyFox171]

[insert offensive joke here]

[@atkiinnacat]

​@@LazyFox171youre cheered up but your grandma is down

[@mermidion7552]

even one year later i am still pretty sure of one thing: ....Jake REALLY likes Trains.

[@kittycuddler_4437]

1:39 Honestly, Gabs is bang on the money when it comes to pet names, they can have normal names, like "Buster", they can have a goofy/cute names, like "Mingus", "Spots", or "Snoots", or they could be named after a food or object, like "Sandwiches" or "Poppy" (R.I.P Poppy, I only knew you for six years 😞)

[@silverseer573]

"I'm indifferent to trains" coming from the man who wanted to be called Douglas because he liked that train so much...

[@Randomduck8]

Alex looks like a maths teacher in the best worst way possible

[@ClownCoutureQueen]

Aaaaaand how Jonk continued that song and going all out is one of the reasons he’s my favorite x’)

[@dealtsin]

Good podcast it makes me forget about my misery of existence that causes turmoil

[@GeekHelix]

I recommend Factorio Jake for your passion of logistics and sheer indifference/love for trains.

[@Strymes49]

Tiggy Winterbottom is the kind of name a grandma gives to one of her 100 gnomes on her front lawn

[@akashiseijuro3677]

0:54 that kills me every fucking time 😂😂

[@danielodonnell360]

Wine-swilling Jonk in the podcast ad looks kind of like how I imagine Doc Brown from Back to the Future would've looked in his college days. :D

[@squashiy]

OMG THIS WAS MADE PUBLIC ON MY BIRTHDAY!!! THX FOR THE UNINTENTIONAL BIRTHDAY GIFT!!!

[@prjndigo]

Jake doesn't track with trains, he is stationary on the subject. Don't try to railroad him or hump him into another consistency on the subject. Just leave him a buffer.

[@MrLancealot]

Jake, if you're having this much personal conflict on whether you like trains or not, that's means you like trains lol

[@trollman1296]

WPE Family Dynamic: Ellis - The sci-fi figurine collector, passionately nerdy, metal connoisseur father Cath - The dyslexic, bookworm, pony figurine collecting mother Jake - The severely intellectually deficient, balding child Gabby - The loud, brash, loving, bagpiping, FREEDOM screaming, short-tempered, SCOTTISH girlfriend Alex - The good, weird, stay-out-of-his-basement, uncle For Ellis: What are your thoughts on Alfa Bravusa's If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device or Emperor TTS series

[@aidansmith5346]

I can't wait for them to play Last Train Out of Wormtown. It's going to be hilariously chaotic.

[@DarkMan307]

i laughed too hard at 7:10 , it is the genuinly most delightful thing ive heard in a while

[@sz_b_zstechnix7523]

why do i feel like the actual answer to alex's riddle was "a brick".

[@epicdude3659]

0:30 "do you not just tap it with your hammer and hope for the best" "is that what you've been doing?" "yeah?" "does that work?" "i'm not sure"

[@Party_Bones]

I was waiting for a Mingus, Bingus and Dingus, then suddenly Sandwiches

[@spectralstriker]

My family named our dogs things that have to do with disaster, my personal favorite was “Havoc Underfoot” who was a German shepherd wolf crossbreed… I miss my dogs :(

[@maxamillionevergreen8701]

I like trains

[@dr.bright6272]

So does Jonk.

[@AustinJASMR]

Everyone else: *fighting for their lives* Cath: "Can't end on a loss..."

[@AhmadSattout97]

So what we all should take from this video, is Jake is OBSESSED with trains

[@Blackraven6]

Oh, I love eating, Mingus sandwiches! XD

[@defhaalen2773]

0:58 - I think it is a red brick cause they are high in fiber. 😂

[@WilliamBadgreen]

I only took a year, but Mingus the dog is now real and it's adorable as fuck.

[@glennunorstad2168]

Thomas the WankEngine coming in, full force, into the chocolate fudge tunnel! CHOO CHOO! OPEN UP, JAKE!

[@dylandreisbach1986]

If they ever get married, they need to sign a legal document stating they have to have consent from the rest of WPE to name their child.

[@Jehty_]

You mean consent from chat.

[@ThatRedNumber]

​@@Jehty_chat can be as bad as Jake or even Alex with their trolling,I imagine that would lead to some entertaining chaos

[@N1k4_Gr1v]

The kid from ASDF: I like trains

[@rhinoregan202]

I feel jake on the trains, trains are amazing and fun!

[@v.n.ofishmaster6168]

Gabby trying to have a dog named like one letter of from Minge is hysterical

[@MediaDroid960]

The crews 🎵GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN🎵

[@spazzydog100]

The fact that not one "I like trains" asdf movie reference was made is surprising

[@Stxrliqhtxx]

I DON’T CARE IF ITS 1 IN THE MORNING IM WATCHING WPE

[@rewto5131]

I have 2 cats named: Squiggles and Wiggles. When I was a kid, I had a hamster named Popcorn. My brother, when he was a kid, had a hamster named Happy. I had a cat for 16 years named Inky (RIP My BFF).

[@theblackwidower]

Wow, I really wish I had friends like this, who I can play games and joke around with without them freaking out and kicking me out of the game. It looks like it's a lot of fun.

[@Peter-wy9kj]

jake is gonna open a "precious trains club"

[@majormoron605]

There´s a running gag in Tom Ska´s asdaf movies where a guy just says "I like trains" and then a train rolls up (and usually runs someone over)

[@Matpit18]

I know a lot of people name dogs after food, but I think Gabby naming her dog Sandwiches would be a bit too far 😂

[@DontKloppMeNow]

Imagine losing your dog in the park and having to call out "Sandwiches! Come here sandwiches" 🤣 pretty confident you'd be sectioned

[@merrituber1]

Sandwiches would fit right in here. We've had cats called Potato chip, Oreo, milkdud, cheerio..

[@alexcantrell700]

When jonk showed himself drinking wine on the podcast, he looked like Jack Nicholson from the shining

[@geoffbarker8402]

That's some great dog names

[@altima1515]

A year later and Jake finally gave Gabby Mingus

[@paullatham8486]

Dad! Not Daddy!! 🤣🤣

[@spritemon98]

You guys were smart enough to start it off with multiplayer

[@andramarquardt]

Voidtrain describes Jake's head.

[@rory8182]

basic rule on naming a dog or cat: 1 syllable, 2 at most, and nothing you would be opposed to yelling at the top of your lungs in a public area

[@jasonmiles2819]

Jake better be careful or he’s going to have people giving him his version of the precious metals club.

[@shotgunbadger]

this mfer loves trains

[@spk1121]

The Beloved Locomotive Collective 😍🚅

[@justinthawsetmyo4173]

7:16 I wish we could get a full song of "Dump My Load" some time soon.

[@bjorncorvin4568]

Jonk: The Leader of the Adeptus Ridiculous

[@CharityHesselink]

Here we first of mingus. And now he is a pupper is the Jonk and Gobby household.

[@whitewolf2030VR]

YES LETS GOO! They played void-train

[@itisroan]

I completely forgot about this game and the fact I own it, I’m gonna have to replay this

[@joost3568]

I just realized you guys could replace family guy perfectly. Jake is a perfect peter as he cant read either, alex is basicly quagmire with all the people in the basement. Ellis is joe cuz hes always raging. And then we got cath and gabby as lois and bonny 😂😂😂

[@Azoperoa]

Mingus and Sandwiches sounds like a pair of enby people and I kinda love it ngl

[@TarkosGaming]

Jake be looking like Gargamel with the long hair tho

[@robertmcpherson138]

I love how almost nothing of this had anything to do with the actual game. XD

[@loudapenguin]

I'm starting to think Jake might like trains

[@lexibyday9504]

Mingus the miniature dingus and his pal Sandwitches... the miniature dingus

[@MansonMamaril]

And now I imagine Jonk playing Foxhole driving with trains...

[@pristinepastel]

The answer to that riddle is usually A Brick, but I guess Cath’s might work too

[@kaptainmanslaughta7887]

We need a full version of the dump my load song.

[@chess_chard8360]

VOIDTRAAAAAAIIINN! Really nice that y’all have it! I wish I had it rip

[@lamppost9354]

my favorite phodcast

[@Tigerpanzer6666]

your litrly the only person in my entire life that I know what dislikes trains

[@Percival7116]

Okay, not gonna even lie, I'd love an open-world seafaring version of Void Train called Void Boat

[@TheDarthChief]

It's ok Gabby. I want to name a dog Fish.

[@NocturnalAce99]

"The intrusive thoughts won", you should have Jake play the Dark Urge avatar Larian announced yesterday for Baldur's Gate 3. Would be absolute chaos

[@z6847]

Mingus would be proud

[@frenchie_maple]

That improvised song lol

[@beeshoney899]

Jake should play Derail-Valley!

[@the_solomon_sage8431]

Before watching, i'm going to bet someone broke down a tier 1 work station after building a tier 2 work station and learned that tier 2 isn't "tier 1 but more"

[@xaracen7207]

this is ther first time im seeing ellis' face, now i know why he has a precious metals club, half the periodic table is in his face.

[@killerboy1.086]

Ah yes my favorite group of chaotic stupid aligned WPE

[@woodster605]

Yo I forgot about this game also this new podcast is gonna be LIT

[@theplague5803]

Finally, you guys did this game I've been waiting for markiplier to play this game again but he hasn't

[@rod4309]

alternate title for the WPE podcast "Worst Podcast Ever" Still WPE :D

[@roaropgard8575]

Wheeze lol🤣🤣🤭

[@panduvandal]

1:29 a mingus

[@aagwill]

i love this as i love wpe and voidtrain