Voldemort Goes On a Blind Date - Studio C

[@saged1004]

"One day I'm in law school, and the next i'm cursing babies and eating unicorns!" -Lord Voldemort

[@isabellaodwyer5978]

Snoog :3 iî

[@attractivecrayon7579]

I didn't need to know that

[@bobthet-rex2718]

I know life can be so hard sometimes.

[@adhdmachine4960]

Snoog :3 XD

[@pickleprincess5745]

Snoog :3 I was like, "poor, poor, unicorns and babies...."

[@Lydidepp]

that's my "lucky stick".... I also carry a wand.... I lost it at that one XDDD

[@kerentan9446]

i ruined your 66* likes

[@kaja_wilk_official]

@@kerentan9446 I ruined 699 likes and I make it 700 xD

[@kaja_wilk_official]

That was brilliant joke, because in first moment I was like "Wait, what's exactly going on?..." 😂😸😁😅😹😝😄😆🙇

[@rar4980]

What does the joke mean?

[@bip901]

@@rar4980 We expect the "stick" to be his wand but it turns out it's just a stick.

[@jeffdowney1198]

Snape was walking Sirius

[@shortyblackwellll]

I choked on my pumpkin juice when I saw that!

[@jeffdowney1198]

+shortyblackwellll you meepn butter beer

[@jeffdowney1198]

+Shamrock Shark so sorry I'm only on book six haven't even watch the movies

[@heidixoxo9326]

+Shamrock Shark Oh yeah! I didn't notice that! Good eye!

[@IcarussArtss]

the joke only gets funnier when it's explained

[@sherlock5550]

"His parents were murdered!" Murdered by him...

[@mythandmayhem1134]

Well, his father was. His mother died during/right after his birth. He did however murder both of his paternal grandparents.

[@johngavrila3140]

Sherlock, you had to tell me that vooldemort did that=[

[@MGrace-iv4hd]

I literally just said that😂

[@joedemelfie5509]

Sherlock thanks sherlock

[@Momo-bu3le]

If people called Voldemort Tom, he would have them murdered already.

[@ruthpyrah4059]

Yeah

[@sharadzkharzhodi6774]

+Momo Zhou lol true. AVADA KEDAVRA

[@matthewblake9240]

+Momo Zhou No but, his real name is Tom Riddle sooo...

[@chickensoup9009]

IKR

[@ellagillespie3567]

Momo Zhou Yessss

[@biscuitcucumberpatch3311]

Severus-"I've moved on....... WitNEH"

[@nicoleraheem1195]

😂

[@mlpgamer6785]

Has anyone here noticed that Voldemort HAS A FREAKING NOSE!!!!!

[@rinthh5477]

:O That's amazing! What magic has been used!

[@calicoc1335]

+MLPGamer He didn't want to appear 8too* weird.

[@drake_diangelo]

they weren't going to cut off Matt's nose

[@charlottemurray6279]

I KNOW RIGHT!!! XD

[@mlpgamer6785]

X Minx X Let the paradox begin!

[@missgoopy4733]

Poor Whitney. She shouldn't have tried so fast on him, but then again... Only Tom *nose* what's best for him

[@lachlanrussell18]

did you just?

[@missgoopy4733]

Lachlan Russell Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. All I know is that if somebody here gets upset, this is going to be a pretty *Harry* situation.

[@prestojazz19]

Ahahah your puns are so funny 😂😂

[@missgoopy4733]

Jesse Pearson Why thank you Jesse! I don't *Expect-o Patronum* you to enjoy it, but I'm happy you like them

[@SVillainG]

+Grammar Police They had me chuckling, I'm dead sirius!

[@MollytheMagnificent]

the awkward malfoy hug was awesome

[@PrincessCadence333]

Are we just gonna ignore Snape's sassy 'I've moved on WhitNEH it's time you do the same' 😂

[@Kitsune54333]

Lmao 😂

[@badpiggies988]

And he’s walking Sirius

[@maddi5578]

@@badpiggies988that’s exactly what I thought lol

[@lilangels2980]

I love your pfp

[@gojolovr]

Volde- *licks his arm* "Ah its the wrong arm.." " No no! Don't lick your arm!!" "...Very well...."

[@rkah6187]

And funnily enough, he did lick the right arm. As in he licked his left arm, which is the right arm, that's where the Dark Mark goes. Tom should know that.

[@song_of_the_phoenix2010]

I didn't watch the video yet,the first line of your comment has me greatly concerned.

[@jrklint]

"I once lived on the back of a mans head." "Yeah. That housing market is brutal."

[@song_of_the_phoenix2010]

No words,just non-verbal hexes,i actually couldn't figure out what to say to this.

[@danielschultz1056]

Great sketch but I need to know. In what universe would Snape ever take Sirius for a walk? Ever.

[@puppypals3305]

Cause he wants to dominate Sirius

[@danielschultz1056]

+Puppy Pals Ha that's funny

[@ldstrooperJB]

This is so funny I didn't even catch that he was walking Sirius Black LOL thanks for the line drop

[@ellamalfoy9782]

Daniel Schultz I know RIGHT

[@avathegrape1406]

Yeah probably not

[@heyyitsjenna]

The awkward Draco hug, the "That's the only spell I know", the "Let's finish this the way we started Tom... together!!!" (as she leans in for the kiss since that's what it looked like Harry was trying to do in DH pt. 2 hahaha), and Snape walking Sirius were my favorite parts 😂

[@ellagillespie3567]

I love how he is bald and has the hairiest arms! 😂

[@isaidoun]

Ella Gillespie a lot of people are bald and have hairy arms (I'm not trying to offend you or anything, I'm just saying)

[@samvidas9599]

They make jokes about Matt's hairy arms in a couple of DC sketches, like Support Group and Buzz Date.

[@theosproul8547]

Ella Gillespie thats literally my dad he has like an inch of hair everywhere on his arms and legs lol

[@triatire4428]

Ella Gillespie LOL XD

[@kaja_wilk_official]

More funny is that he has white head and hands, but his arms are much more darker XDDD

[@lunalovegood5901]

Ahh, yes. Me and You-Know-Who go way back. I offered him some nargles once; he turned down the offer rather rudely.

[@naliaa8060]

yas a lovegood!

[@polarpuff2651199]

hello fellow ravenclaw

[@kikilavigne9853]

+Jamie Mahood oh you ravenclaws☺️

[@lunalovegood5901]

Isy Lets Play! Ah. We need some of those Nargle hunters.

[@camacaziville2329]

I agree completely, my friend.

[@caseywellington4761]

LOL! Voldemort just killed the "Worst Waiter Ever"!!!

[@rinthh5477]

Lol!

[@lizcasey1740]

LOL

[@Daniilshifeband]

you have said the he whos name must not be said

[@bobbid1712]

YOU'RE RIGHT!!!

[@kaymarsh5952]

Casey Wellington NOOOOOO

[@Hannah-on9mk]

Whitney: "His parents died?" Natalie: "They were murdered!" Me: You forgot to mention that it was _him_ that murdered them!

[@Wanimationz]

Well his farther, Yes! But not his mother. She died giving birth, but yes, they died either for or because him 😐 just like Harry, if you think about it 😁

[@Kitsune54333]

His mom died giving birth, his dad got AVADA KEDAVRA'd

[@CrystaRoze]

You have to admit... Studio C loves Harry Potter!

[@SaltyBacon2321]

Yeah they do they have a diffrent channel called divine comemdy and most of them are there.

[@dallinyauney3131]

They love batman too# but hate arby's

[@monicaxu6630]

3:54 Sirius Black, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH SEVERUS SNAPE?

[@zizinji3105]

Monica Xu exactly

[@Doc_Animator_N]

Snape took him to obedience school and is literally a dog on a leash.

[@vulpesquenne8224]

Monica Xu But they are both dead so maby Whitney is dead

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

AddiThePinkNarwallSlime 😮

[@vulpesquenne8224]

Unicorn Barfing rainbows wut is wrong

[@hermionegranger9965]

"I once lived on the back of a man's head." Well at least he isn't lying... 😂😂

[@lunalovegood5901]

He'd never kiss a muggle... that's why he refused!

[@lunasglowalt]

Luna Lovegood how are you and the Order doing these days?

[@lilyshealinggarden5648]

Hi I,m a big fan of you and how do you no you can go to howagarts

[@jakubmike5657]

As Voldemort once said, he is not a racist, he is muggle-realist.

[@anthonynorman7545]

@@jakubmike5657 🤮

[@PaNDaSNiP3R]

Funny cause he’s a mud blood

[@fayaz]

Let's finish this how we started... Together (jumps of cliff and merges heads)

[@braxen3326]

2:14 "I call it my lucky stick I also have a wand..." Greatest Studio C joke ever

[@muditay.1790]

Lol, Voldy needs to work on new magic tricks XD

[@maemaeii5060]

Mudita Y. I thought I told you to GO TO YOUR ROOM??!!

[@muditay.1790]

MaeMae II I'm here, can't you see me? I'm coming to geeet yooou.

[@maemaeii5060]

Noooooo!

[@crystalabbi5864]

+Mudita Y. agreed

[@Ry0Hawk]

This is actually good comedy, compared to the crap you see in "trending" or main site.

[@AqibA.C.]

Studio C is golden. Good Comedy, Respectful Commenters, all the actors are even great people in real life, it's all real, golden Comedy.

[@ashlynrebekah8956]

Rohan292, it's cuz their Christians, so all of it is clean.

[@nandanchandrakanth8629]

Ashlyn Mccarthy Racist much?

[@ashlynrebekah8956]

I wasn't trying to be racist. Classification of someone's religion isn't racist. However, treating someone differently cuz of their religion is racist. 😊

[@ashlynrebekah8956]

HugoTroop sorry!!!

[@raspberryitalia3464]

he who shall not be dated

[@LizardBrick]

😂

[@lunascarlet3358]

I just love how Voldemort's awkward hug at the beginning was (probably) a homage to the hug he gave to Draco in the movie lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂

[@kewwymode]

"Padfoot?" I LAUGHED SO HARD AND I DONT NORMALLY DO THAT

[@gracelowndes.official]

"Avada Kadavra! I'm sorry, that's the only one I really know." - Lord Voldemort 😂

[@lisawinter7842]

Harry would have said expeliamus

[@M.Elizabethe]

"I love your haircut sir" "root beer is fine" "that housing markets pretty brutal" "oh that's the wrong arm" "I also carry a wand" Such classic lines

[@calebsteindel5274]

If Nellie's is an old favorite of Voldemort, shouldn't he know that they don't have snake milk?

[@JaxonUm]

maybe they took it off the menu

[@storydiamond7252]

Ha

[@arcangelwilliams9656]

Caleb Steindel WIMGARDIUM CRUCIO

[@mr.shinypikachu4351]

New waiter, I guess.

[@aj_potter100]

it was his favourite long before he became Voldemort

[@neomileft3409]

Thank you, Studio C. Thanks a lot, to all of you, Jason, Matt, Malory, Whitney, Natalie, Jeremy, Adam, Stacey, Stephen, James, and to everyone who have been a part of Studio C, to all the Staff, and featured Guests, Thank you very much for everything. May God bless all of you, your families, your channels and everyone who enjoyed your videos. May God bless all of you more. Thank you.

[@MR-dc4od]

Pretty accurate. While he seems all nice and harmless, just looks creepy, it's a really awkward terrible date. But as soon as he starts showing that he's a terrible person, she's suddenly extremely interested. Seems about right XP

[@SmolPaniskoi]

Whoever did Matt's bald cap did a FANTASTIC job! Those things are difficult to make look good!

[@skyflier8955]

When the waiter asked for drinks I would have died if he said unicorn blood.

[@kuhuofficial5324]

Padfoot Severus And tom OMG

[@mrmooshroomcow1452]

What do u mean

[@mrmooshroomcow1452]

+nibbles 1508 I know I am on book 5 I just thought it meant something

[@stoneworkingcomputerterror4980]

and Sirius, he is the dog

[@paracame8162]

Derp Man sirius is padfoot

[@hibahanazaraezza1521]

Severus? I only know Snivellus...

[@bertsiimon2879]

"Let's finish this the way we started, Tom. Together" best reference of the clip

[@mariah5395]

cursing babies and eating unicorns lol

[@danniep2737]

Jeremy plays a great waiter, just the perfect amount of enthusiasm😂

[@elenasexton3365]

He has a nose! They got him wrong!

[@clt4729]

nose implant

[@Kirbygirl99]

"They just can't get my nose right!"

[@jenniferanderson9695]

+Kirbygirl99 haha haha YES!

[@lunalovegood5901]

OMG that made me laugh so hard!

[@lunalovegood5901]

***** LOL!

[@rebekahrenner4113]

Whitney: "So, Tom. Where do you live?" Voldey: "I move around a lot. I once lived on the back of a mans head." Whit: "Yeah, t-that, uh housing market is pretty brutal, huh?" Me: *Dying of laughter*

[@RaoulRamsaran]

PADFOOT XD i didn't even realize it until she said it, holy crap, thought it was an ordinary dog

[@ethanb7657]

He doesn't say avada kadavra but rather "uhvuhduh kuhduhvruh!"

[@maxrutledge9913]

BUT VOLDEMORT DOESNT HAVE A NOSE...

[@lilyrandom7994]

Yep

[@lydiagracewaters7062]

Maximillian Rutledge SERIOUSLY ITS JUST A SKIT THEY DON'T HAVE ALOT OF ACTORS

[@angelycachapman5919]

+Kitty Girl Socks hey hey i think he would like 2 keep his nose just appreciate that they entertain us

[@masterphoenixharp8047]

He doesn't look like that

[@wayneberg7020]

in the books he does

[@haileyeidse9061]

"I've moved on... whitNEY. t's time you do the same." his accent is perfect 😂 😂

[@zoedevvv]

I guess they couldn't afford to cut off Matts nose jkjk XD

[@flamequeen4193]

You know you have a problem if Snape moves on before you do.

[@lisawinter7842]

Yes 😂

[@magnito5982]

I knew this was gonna be good just by the title

[@user-wx9ym1fz4s]

That moment when Matt looks up after Jeremy said Nice Haircut!!!!! Love it.

[@phoeniz7464]

That can't be him, he has a nose!!! Also did anyone else notice that Snape was walking Sirius at the end??

[@giuliakubik]

I was thinking that 2! I laughed so hard.

[@ellie-fn8yd]

“Avada Kedvara, sorry that’s the only one I really know.” IM WHEEZING

[@circusclown1503]

Snape got me, he really got me xD HE LIVES!

[@-elaina-9641]

His name is Tom.... TOM RIDDLE!!!!

[@Dokataa]

Want a cookie einstien?

[@xMordredx199]

Lmao how snape said whitney XD

[@cashthecurator666]

“Whitneh.”

[@davincihomes4001]

The first sketch. And still one of the best.

[@fatcatfish6115]

i loved the way he said whitney

[@juicetingaming6048]

3:30 best scene from the harry potter franchise

[@maroonspider50]

This is on harry potter, Neville longbottom, and jk Rowlings birthday!!!! And the cursed child came out today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like for harry potter!!!

[@parkchanyeol1544]

Avery Sleigh Actually Neville's birthday is one day before Harry's

[@phoeniz7464]

+Avery sleigh oh yeah I didn't realize that! Except actually nevilles birthday is the day before

[@Maya-ue4ti]

hary potter is not born on the same day as neville

[@Maya-ue4ti]

Avery Sleigh and also it was not posted on thier birthday.

[@samvidas9599]

I would, but you asked me to, Avery.

[@user-lu4fn9pe4y]

the dead guy acting the falls is amazing..!

[@BabyGurl31997]

Who else busted out laughing when Snape said "Whitney"???

[@tidela4714]

I choked when the guy said, “Tom and I go way back, though I haven’t seen him since his parents died.” WELL THATS GONNA BE A BIT OF A SHOCK.

[@nymalous3428]

That was a pretty good Alan Rickman impression.

[@greenteatown5171]

“Are you carrying a stick Tom?” “Why yes I call it my lucky stick... I also carry a wand”

[@christophercampbell628]

I kind of wonder if Whitney turns out to be Bellatrix or something haha. She's kinda into the dark stuff.

[@ThePoreproductions]

Bellatrix on a date with You-Know-Who?

[@SadieLostInInsanity]

ThePoreproductions Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.

[@ThePoreproductions]

SadieLostInInsanity So?

[@christophercampbell628]

You said You-Know-Who instead of Voldemort. That's what Hermione says to Lucius when he says You-Know-Who in the Chamber of Secrets. And if anyone would date Voldemort I think it would be Bellatrix. She almost did seem to have a crush on him.

[@joedemelfie5509]

your guys work on here is truely unsurpassed. the ingenuity of each video just makes it worth watching and excited for more. not sure why your not a top 50 you tuber channel. clearly, your a hidden gem or people just don't get it. too bad. you guys earn each like viewing subscribing and then some unlike many other you tube channels. . keep up the good work.

[@smileylightbulb321]

I ship it.

[@anagrossman7789]

i bet you do "lord voldemort"

[@Karma-zp7pb]

Da real otp

[@PokeWaffles]

Anyone else catch "Padfoot?" at the end of the sketch?

[@sheilarains5485]

PokeWaffles I did, in fact I read this comment right as someone said that

[@PokeWaffles]

Shila Dragon Trainer Lol

[@drakekay6577]

That was a fantastic Snape impression!!!!!

[@lanarays4284]

ikr

[@gizemyildiz8397]

It is the awkward 'Malfoy-Hug' for me..... 🤣

[@KeybladeBearer36]

Can't breathe laughing too hard. Lost it when Snape came up!

[@danb4282]

Oooooh they made the awkward hug joke THEY MADE THE AWKWARD HUG JOKE

[@lanasteel9226]

I watch this every day! It’s like watching it for the first time every time! So good and funny! 🤣👍

[@jashday2188]

There voices were spot on!!!

[@jesshuish2844]

"Sorry...that's the only one i really know. :)"

[@michaelchen2718]

I loved the magic stick joke!!!

[@TheoV1998]

Can you guys do more Harry Potter themed videos? I love this XD

[@pumbaalmochalatte1351]

"Avada Kedavra! I'm sorry that's the only one I really know." lol

[@jtb8700]

Did you notice that Severus was walking Sirius(in his dog form)?

[@miaeriksen8202]

They should make a Voldemort themed restaurant and the slogan should be "Come to dine"

[@anushree8684]

SPOILER XD "They were murdered" he killed them :D

[@orisagiv]

Snape: I've moved on ... Also Snape: *ALWAYS*

[@unruh955]

"And I will have a glass of snake milk!" Laughed so hard!!

[@ranasafi4858]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂 I exploded when the waiter said "I love your haircut sir" 😂😂😂

[@DoubIeRose]

avada kedavra! sorry that's the only one I really know

[@EmoSew1]

"Too eager for the dark lord." Boi i was thursty af seeing voldemort in that black suit at the train station 😍

[@rebekah1311]

“James told me your a democrat?” And Whitney was the only democrat in the Smiths

[@mikeym1121]

Matt perfected the awkward Voldemort hug

[@jenji9728]

*Snake milk* That sounds wonderful XD

[@hunterthehunted1ok556]

I love how Natalie said "they were murdered"! So happy about it

[@dorothy9005]

Is he walking Sirius??

[@nataliestrong8931]

GOOD POINT!! But also Snape hates Sirus Black!

[@ameliagalera8124]

Yeah at the end she said padfoot which, if Im right, was the nickname for sirius

[@sophiab6239]

THE AWKWARD HUG THO

[@edendreisbach6788]

Snake milk? Don't you mean unicorn blood? Just saying, not trying to be mean; I love you guys.

[@Hamann9631]

+Strawberry Fox I was thinking the same thing.I do not remember any snake milk in the books.

[@KaylaKasel]

He's trying something new.

[@emilylike-the-soup2502]

+Hamann9631 Wormtail milked Naigini for him.

[@Light-at-Dawn]

he did drink snake milk iin the fourth book. wormtail milked nagini while voldemort was in a baby body, and snake milk was the only thing he could live from

[@finleyfeist147]

no, he did drink snake milk in chapter 1 (The Riddle House) of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. He had Wormtail/Peter Pettigrew milk Nagini for him.

[@walkinganimepedia]

"Let's finish this the way we started this Tom Together" must have triggered some bad memories

[@nerdcentral1530]

I thought he was going to ask for unicorn blood to drink... 🦄🦄🦄😂😂😂😂

[@nadiabaldwin9037]

"I've moved on.. Whitneh!!!" Accent was awesome

[@omaramer3084]

"love your haircut"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ninaschmidt6344]

That awkward hug at the beginning👏👏

[@echadwick3916]

This might sound weird, but I would like to go out with Voldy XD

[@echadwick3916]

GamerCats Meow yeah XD

[@lauraestavan8343]

E. Chadwick LOL Voldy for me too please!!!

[@Dokataa]

He's wizard Hitler wtf

[@kiraaisling9603]

Binge watching all of the Harry Potter skits they made I feel accomplished