Voltron Season 8: a story of crack and we've been knew

This season wasn't bad but it wasn't great. To think the fandom could get any more toxic than it already is oops

[@veleriebee]

Allura‘s a lil *white*

[@anvakathazit1102]

Yup

[@dhdjjeddhdjejd8468]

I actually compared every paladin’s palette from S1 to S8 and yep! they made her whiter

[@infinitekurosoul]

klancers aren't mad klance didn't happen. they're mad allurance happened badly. I didn't mind that it happened, but it was so rushed and in-genuine, there was no love there. lance was basically a rebound allura was using to make herself feel better. and lance was just shoved into the romantic partner role and did literally nothing else the entire season. and then they just kill her off and make him just mourn her for the rest of his life even though their relationship lasted like a few days? weeks? I wish they had just done it justice, then I'd be happy anyway

[@hidinginyourcloset]

infinitekurosoul Legit what happend to the "Lance will be someone's first choice" thing?

[@ameycatnanami4402]

The producers and directors and *insert fancy tv show roles here* did say that they have lied so much they forgot what they were lying about and if they were telling the truth.

[@Ashley-db7jf]

You took the words right out of my mouth

[@zoeish7]

Klance does have 10 times more chemistry not gonna lie...but same lol

[@emilyferkin7431]

amen

[@noahshaffer8843]

Klance would have been canon if Sam had changed his socks. Edit: Wow y'all must think I'm real clever or smthn thanks Edit: #BlameSamForThisReality is now a thing.

[@oshawott946]

OH MY

[@khloiotaku6073]

#BlameSamForThisReality

[@candlequeen666]

XD

[@lux3158]

dam YOU SAM

[@voltrontextingstories2216]

*Goes back in time* Me:SAM IF YOU DON'T CHANGE YOUR SOCKS I *WILL* MURDER YOU WITH NO HESITATION Sam: ...Who are you? Me: THAT DOESN'T MATTER JUST CHANGE INTO THESE _Hands him one red and one blue sock_ Sam: Uh ok- _later_ *_Sunset Scene_* Lance: Keith... Keith: Yeah Lance? Lance: I'm not so sure about this date... Keith: You'll be fine- Lance: No. Keith: What do you mean? Lance: I think I'm rushing things... I don't even want to be with her anymore... Keith: What? Lance: I want...to be with you Keith: *Cosmo catches him as he faints* Lance: Oh god what have I done Edit (Lets hop onto this band wagon): #BlameSamforthisreality

[@totally_not_a_witch9897]

Someone who has skill needs to edit coran doing the yodelling kid song

[@JacksonFrostOverland]

Literally quote 80's Keith "No Thanks." 10x a day but nobody understands my trash.... 🙃😂

[@txb_6713]

80's Keith "No thanks" Intesifies

[@maariyahshamsi7061]

Lmao meee

[@Alysenon]

Lotors little altean accent is adorable😭💗

[@Rockamolie]

Oh my God is that first part had me cracking up Everybody Hates Chris is hilarious.

[@jeschong1972]

Glad shiro found a happy life in the end. Curtis is so sweet omfg shiro got a good ass husband ... Oh no what about Adam he be in heaven

[@needmeachillplaylistforstu3495]

shiro deserves at least three husbands. curtis adam and slav

[@jeschong1972]

@@needmeachillplaylistforstu3495 haha lol 😂

[@geidiwanaylinggon9566]

Adam is proud of Shiro

[@leiililuu]

But guys..... If you rewatch s7, you'll realize that Curtis(the dude shiro married) is the absolute dumbass broadcasting the unmasked call on reapeat to Voltron, resulting to the Galra invasion and Adam's death. SHIRO LITERALLY MARRIED THE MAN RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS EX'S DEATH.

[@secret3811]

Nah Shiro Should've been Space 1 hottest Bachelor

[@genericangst8665]

*no thanks* God 80s voltron seems so hilarious

[@KariIzumi1]

80s Voltron is the only good thing I took away from having joined this shitty fandom

[@hailey2034]

So I'm looking at the phone bill and you went over 12 cents im sorry dad it won't happen again *im destroying altea* DAD N O

[@treebee2958]

Hailey Nesbit It’s such a (what his name? 🤣) thing to do! I know Lotor but I can’t remember his name for the life of me!! Zoron? Idk!!

[@socksmith6222]

People who don’t let people ship things out of canon are weak, change my mind

[@voltronbutedgy4997]

No one's saying you can't but to say it's canon when it's not is just stupid

[@frankieloinandgroin]

When you ship two people together, you ship it out of wanting those two as a couple to be a reality, but when it becomes canon it’s not fucking shipping anymore is just *supporting* those two.

[@onetwo9500]

Sometimes the storyboard artists actually plan "slash" ships to be canon but it doesn't make it to the final product, and klance was one of them, you know which ship was planned to be canon but didn't make it too? SASU FUCKING NARU

[@voltronbutedgy4997]

@@onetwo9500 makashi kishimoto never wanted Sasuke and Naruto to be canon lmfao

[@onetwo9500]

@@voltronbutedgy4997 i mean i read www.deviantart.com/mrcoffeecakes/journal/Kishimoto-SasuNaru-fan-223358640 this in the past, idk if it was real though so... i guess i'll die now

[@charlieann7100]

Season 8 isn’t real, just like Australia.

[@nyxxova]

so it is real then?

[@charlieann7100]

@@nyxxova No, you don't understand. *Australia isn't a real country.* The Emu's took it over in the 1930's, and the United Nations has been lying to us after they seized its means of production and commerce so that they can monopolize the former-nation's money from trade and tourism for their own gain. Therefore, Season 8 of Voltron isn't real.

[@MoriMoon]

*Because maybe Season 8 is just a dream.

[@nyxxova]

wait so australia isnt my home then, therefore voltron isnt my home either. meaning that ive been living a lie and all the comfort ive found in voltron doesnt exist... imma go make some hot chocolate

[@YoMamaLivesHere]

Just like how Florida isn't real.

[@whinnox]

7:40 I legit thought that she was talking about romelle for a moment...

[@voltronbutedgy4997]

Then she would have said pig tails / or blondy 😂

[@whinnox]

@@voltronbutedgy4997 fair enough lol

[@zukiniloaf]

Sameeee

[@dredshin]

SAME

[@TheOmaga13]

Saaaame

[@MewwNew]

Im still shipping klance AnD No OnE CaN StOp Me!!

[@voltronbutedgy4997]

No one's saying you can't just don't insist it's canon in the show when it's obviously not lmao

[@aisacc1]

@@voltronbutedgy4997 * tHe sUnseT sCeNe * I died xD

[@alexa-ee5fy]

RIGHT BESIDE YOU MEWNEW!!!!!!!!!

[@riyam9257]

i would like this but its at 69, a legendary number for a legendary ship

[@loth-wolfwithanxiety9433]

MewNew MOOD

[@babyrage5678]

omg this is the first video ive seen that dose not bash alurrlance shipers but still is super funny

[@whoami5667]

Pidge mom: *I JUST LIKE PLANCE*

[@porchcollapse8612]

who AM i haha *me too*

[@Dan-zc3ou]

I mean, the whole gay marriage thing for shiro seems a bit... half-assed? like, oh yes we said he was gay, so let's marry him to some guy nobody remember to get brownie point. Maybe it was better to go with shallura but whatever.

[@needmeachillplaylistforstu3495]

tea

[@needmeachillplaylistforstu3495]

shiro's wedding was definitely damage control for the backlash of killing adam lol

[@skryypt6500]

Low key still angry that the guy he married wasn’t Adam. I really hoped he wouldn’t actually be dead.

[@laislyra5512]

I still ship Shallura (even if I like the whole Shiro being gay thing)

[@dredshin]

Lmao exactly, and I heard that it was apparently added in after the backlash of killing Adam in S7

[@nopeg5730]

I'm laughing for the first time since s8

[@joeverlasting111]

5:00 just gave me a flashback to my middle school's production of shrek the musical

[@abbyyh]

Magical Trash Oml same

[@barbaras9594]

7:27 I JUST NOTICED PIDGE IN THE BACKGROUND AND IM SOBBING

[@noelle.whydoineedalastname1300]

Panickingfangirlofawesomeness ! she’s beautiful...

[@patchwork2239]

OH SHIZ LANCE IS THERE TOO TF

[@porchcollapse8612]

*Slav is there*

[@rat_5]

Everyone is there in the background

[@madisnzz]

im pretty sure you can see keith with his _ponytail_ ever so slightly and im living for it

[@laurenmckenzie9369]

GUYS ALLURA DOESN'T DIE!!!! HER ESSENCE IS IN THE BLUE LION!!!! JUST LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO SHIRO!!!

[@erinhildebrandt2858]

Shiro literally said he died. So Allura's essence being held in the blue lion doesn't make her less dead.

[@deemsekow]

And the lions flew away so they don't have access to the essence anyway...

[@ztslovebird]

lauren mekanzie She has become one with Voltron. There’s a piece of her in every Lion.

[@dawnamber3033]

@@ztslovebird I guess you can say, now she is officially the Heart of Voltron

[@minolamycat91]

Pretty much explains why Lance teared up when he saw the blue lion flying away.

[@achillesisanerd1661]

My multishipping ass was completely happy with Allura and Lance

[@deemsekow]

Until she sacrificed herself...

[@nopeg5730]

HE FINALLY GOT HIS DREAM GIRL AND SHE FUCKING LEFT HIM!!!!! I was bawling at that point

[@anamemestudios5380]

I have no problem with Allurance I just wish it was built up a little more

[@alzoe4235]

I'm fine with Allurance even tho it hurts a bit but I will never be fine with how they dirtied Lance like that HE FINALY HAVE ALLURA BUT SHE DIED! I cant forgive them for crushing Lance and killing of my Goddess

[@qwerts9525]

I would have been okay with it if it wasn't rushed so much...allura didn't care about Lance until season 8 and they only dated for like a week and they all of the sudden are deeply in love JYGJYFJYFKYF

[@blinkfilms1]

im being personally attacked and laughing about it

[@naycarrera3943]

I freaking cant with the Voltron fandom, it’s just so salty

[@Southernbelle2978]

You damn right 😫😫👌👌❤❤

[@nomiesarties7678]

“Lonce” (;-;)

[@uzotheeangel]

Honerva: umma whoop ur ass. 6:34

[@piperpalpatine9614]

5:20 thank you for bringing that up I thought we never got to see him use it!

[@lynix2886]

quality content. made me cry 10/10 :) i am depressed after season 8 help--

[@motherboard4771]

Your probably not as depressed as I am after my bird died last night.

[@lifeisntmusicmusicislife-_9626]

The only thing I have left to say to this Season is THANK YOU, NEXT. 👋🏾

[@voltronbutedgy4997]

Local language

[@meanjean7548]

I just realized, the first time Allura says I love you to lance, at least on screen, is right before she dies. Like, why would she make it even harder for him to get over her.

[@vm6615]

The sunset scene had more bonding than Lance and allura have had the whole series

[@voltronbutedgy4997]

I mean platonic/friendly chemistry could be stronger than romantic chemistry that doesn't necessarily mean the friendly chemistry is romance, at least in the canon. Obviously they're pretty good friends now, Keith to even my surprise was happy Lance and Allura were going on a date so yah

[@kathy6149]

tbh the three snapchat conversations i had with a boy i have a crush had more chemistry than allurance, i wish the show would not have rushed it so that it at least looked genuine and didn’t make them ooc (like dear lonce wanting a quiet life when he literally went to a school of fighter pilots)

[@voltronbutedgy4997]

@@kathy6149 lance literally was in a war as a pilot why would he want to continue to take part in activity that is deeply connected to people who died; people he cared about, people he loved. It's not fair to say that he'd be happier taking part in an activity where he witnessed grief vs taking part in a activity that reminds him of his childhood, but also surrounded by his family and altean flowers that remind him of someone he holds dear and wants to honor.

[@nopeg5730]

I really wanted to see where Veronica and Keith would end up tho... that would have been interesting... rejection? Dating? Guess we'll never know.

[@voltronbutedgy4997]

Tbh same

[@Joonesque]

7:04 me at 3 am while watching season 8 Edit: thank you so much for so many likes! 😭👌🏻 Edit: holy moly 31 likes thank you so much!! 😍😁😊

[@Aki-fw7be]

It was actually 3 am when I finished watching season 8. LOL

[@ignaciogonzalez8700]

We live in a world where 2 persons can't have a nice friendship without being shipped by the Fandom

[@voltronbutedgy4997]

Y'all hear that? It's piping hot tea 👌

[@hannahmetzger6622]

That right there is an example of *cough cough* Allurance, 'cause I fucking hate it *cough cough.* Now, Klance, on the other hand...😍... This is just my opinion, don't judge me bro. Also, even though I'm still pretty sad and disappointed that Klance wasn't canon, and even though I knew by the time Season 7 rolled around that it wasn't gonna be canon, I still hoped and prayed that it would be canon. But, on the bright side, we've still got all those _great, amazing_ Klance fanfictions, AUs, fanarts, and fanvids to _always_ come back to, many of which are _so_ much better than canon! 😁😍😁.

[@kel4211]

THE SUNSET SCENE IS JUST BEAUTIFUL.

[@zoelpsstudios9771]

I died at Johnny johnny yes papa

[@Uahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

I still don't understand why they killed Adam if Shiro would marry someone he never interacted in the show.

[@voltronbutedgy4997]

Curtis was on board the atlas and Shiro have him a few commands but that was it

[@ailtoncosta5252]

@@voltronbutedgy4997 fuck you

[@hannahmetzger6622]

@@ailtoncosta5252 Dude, why ya gotta be like that? Don't be mean, okay? Don't be a mean, toxic fandomite and shipper, it just makes you look bad, and it makes the fandom look even worse than it already does.

[@SebastianSeanCrow]

0:54 “Allura a little different” OH MY GOD SO GLAD KM NOT THE INLY ONE WHO CAUGHT THY

[@chester9584]

Let’s all be honest here. Lance loves Allura but Allura doesn’t love him like he does.

[@breaddancing9007]

How DARE you put Johnny Johnny in this I am diSSAPOINTEEEEEED

[@rizzledizzle9968]

5:19 god thank u, finally someone noticed! I realized this right away and didn't get why everyone was screaming about that he never used it again when he actually did?

[@ameycatnanami4402]

Cuz we blind as heck. Jk, I think the art style was a wee bit overwhelming to watch for this season, so it was easy to miss a lot of things.

[@zeb2424]

Theres this verson its so weird and here it is Lotor: papa Zarkon:yes lotor Lotor: do you love me Zarkon: no lotor I STILL SEE YOUR SHADOWS IN MY ROOM

[@misternchee]

tbh I excepted Keith to do the thing from 80s Voltron and straight up yell "SHE'S GOUNNNNEEEEE" when Allura died

[@KaLa1865_]

Oof this crack is a summary in on itself 🤧 Though I beg to differ for the triggered Klancers thing. I’m a klancer but surprisingly, allurance was rlly fucking cute in season 8 and the fact that they were both happy (especially lance) made me happy. I’m just triggered with how they ended. Like that ship never had a happy ending... Of course I can’t speak for all klancers -and no doubt most probably didn’t enjoy allurance in this season.

[@lindan7238]

The video: *roasting klantis* Me: hah that’s funny *cries*

[@Dndlaila]

5:31-5:39 okay that was just hella dirty 😂💀

[@alra1033]

This is my favorite s8 crack video so far

[@schnibbleschnubble3819]

when you're the only one that loved the season. and you have the flooded house to prove it. nice crack video btw, and profile pic. WE STAN KINKADE A HELLA LOT

[@artazia-6707]

The windows Billie Eilish killed me

[@crytobiii]

The monster meme one killed me 😂😂😂

[@MackOfSpades-wr5zf]

4:49 I expected Coran to start singing like Shakira lmao

[@AliciaMCDeBurgh]

OMG!!! Zarkon taking Lotor’s phone killed me!!🤣🤣

[@skyethetsubaki]

#allurajustwantedsomethingsparkly2k18 #giveallurasomethingsparkly2k18 #alluradeservesthesparkly2k18 #voltronyouPUSSYGIVEALLURAHERSPARKLY2K18

[@yarelysramos8840]

The part where is showed zarkons deepest desires have me crying in the salsa room

[@voltronbutedgy4997]

Shishter same

[@_Meekay_]

oh my gosh thank you for including the cheese sandwich line! My brother and I came across that scene and thought it was the funniest thing in the entire world, and we quote it every 10 seconds, but no one else ever acknowledges it! Bless your soul!

[@woozean]

CAN WE HAVE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE HOW FUCKING ADORABLE BABY LOTOR IS

[@danceydoll5]

Glad Klancers finally understand the meaning of canon divergence.

[@alwaysblue8960]

Okay I know this is random, but can we PLEASE talk about the whole “Keith’s reaction to quintessence” plot hole? In the fight he had against Haggar he went flying into one of the tubes holding The quintessence and his skin turned purple. This whole thing seemed to be just suddenly dropped without explanation. This has been bothering me for forever.

[@voltronbutedgy4997]

He was hit with a lighting rod of quintessence it burned his skin. His skin may have been purple from the burn or purple cuz that's the color of his inside flesh. It's really not that big of a plot hole

[@alwaysblue8960]

Thank you for explaining, this was bothering me for too long

[@elliewilliams8371]

*Cries* I'm so upset that klance wasn't cannon.

[@hisuotaku1331]

You maked this happend whyyyyy whyyyyyyyyyyy jk lol

[@laislyra5512]

honestly I just didn't want Allurance. Allura is so much older than Lance, I will never see them that way.

[@elliewilliams8371]

@@laislyra5512 you ain't the only one who's feeling that way

[@voltronbutedgy4997]

@@laislyra5512 they're literally like the same age-

[@laislyra5512]

@@voltronbutedgy4997 She feels older than him

[@animationglows3961]

5:05 "but I think we are the THOTS"🤣👌

[@Grimmijaggers]

You roasting the Klancers/Klantis has made my day. I really enjoyed this season (despite the heartache it caused) and I’m just happy we got to see canon Allurance :>

[@ASoggyFrootLoop]

Season eight was great, fight me.

[@max3rchy]

I stand by your side.

[@phantomsushi2269]

i agree tbh

[@brittney4o85]

glad it's gone tbh

[@Snailirific]

Hell yes it was good. Screw the haters!

[@aedrix4778]

deny

[@sophieekhegfejwgk]

I'm so glad this called out all the people being super unfair on the show's finale there was honestly no way for Voltron to meet the expectations some guys had

[@Snailirific]

Yeah, some "fans" have been absolutely rotten.

[@shirazens]

2:35 I’M CRYING-

[@maepletea]

This is my favorite S8 crack

[@AbdullahToorMystic]

When I saw the original scene from 6:00 power ranger zeo opening played in my head.

[@alexniccum3607]

Something sparkly

[@kittykat396]

Thank u for curing mah depression.

[@sammythecryptid2721]

I was a Shallura shipper before Shiro was cannonly gay. My heart was warmed when Shiro had told Allura that she never has to thank him for anything. Also she brought him back to life.

[@chrisp1470]

The only good thing that came out of the show was space daddy getting a daddy. I was so sad Klance was not cannon BUT IT WILL LIVE ON FOREVER! RIP Da princess tho ;-;

[@mkkestle3939]

Ina is literally me trying to start a conversation 😂

[@joemama-pi4kl]

I’m still shipping Klance even if it’s never gonna be canon.

[@voltronbutedgy4997]

No one said u couldn't

[@tamarasolari9259]

3:21 facts

[@sofiarosier9115]

Dude this is everything I needed rn and more

[@kos_kii1039]

I screamed like a banshee when i saw lance and Allura together

[@Ava-en5ox]

We all thought season 8 was gonna be better than all the others or at least we hoped but I will never truly recover from the devastation this show has caused me from season 1 to the very end second of season 8 😥

[@kyraslegers7559]

God bless the 10 seconds of Mariah Carey at the end🙏

[@corngaming2806]

Thank you for your blessings.

[@ATYeeT]

No one: Allura: *something... S P A R K L Y?*

[@shrekdvds]

4:11 I choked lmfao-

[@jodisarno]

1:49 IS NOT OKAY 😂😂😂

[@jarofbees8455]

Lol This gave me the closher I needed after this session thank u

[@raythefangirl1339]

*watches this after watching season 8 10 times* MUST WATCH A 11TH TIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@BeepBoop69]

Already 6 feet underground, deceased.

[@shinysheyka5301]

Finally some good fucking food

[@pmiles363]

that Harry Potter reference was gold ... and Darude Sandstorm

[@Irose_YTBE]

3:34 same

[@raythefangirl1339]

"The burns family circle" REEEEEEEEE I KNOW WHERE THATS FROOOOOOOM

[@rye45]

2:33 AHAHAHAHAAA

[@crazydreamer236]

I’m so happy that people still make crack videos, after the monstrosity of season 8. I’m still kinda salty, but this made my day 😂😂😂😂👍🏾👍🏾

[@Lunarkitty1]

Me crying for 5 hours after I finished this show I’m still crying inside

[@skryypt6500]

*prays that they remake it again in like, 10 years or more preferably, 5*

[@voltronbutedgy4997]

Honestly I hope not. It's probably gonna get the teen titans treatment and become some lame ass comedy show. A movie would be nice tho

[@skryypt6500]

Hm, yeah I guess that’d be better

[@hopeworld5624]

I love allurance its too cute. My sister disses that ship tho XD

[@SebastianSeanCrow]

4:34 AND SHE NEVER FOT HER SPARJLIES LIKE WTF

[@maemae4353]

**silently wipes tears.** I ship *Klance* till the day I die but even we Klancers must say it was hard to watch Allurance happen but I did shed tears. **smh..**

[@calista8639]

You just brightened my sad butt.

[@lanalang2248]

At 1:32 look at Keith's face. Tell me that is not pain before he pretends to be all happy

[@pidgepodge8295]

wHAT ABOUT MY COOCHIE- HFDSKJHFLK

[@mira-tk3vd]

Lmao this is great

[@noah3130]

When Koran does the yelmore call, I was waiting for him to start doing the Walmart yodeling kid thing