[Voltron] The Talk (Klance)

Allura and Shiro try to give Lance and Keith "the talk"
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[@pleascstop9695]

L-"Yea like santa isnt real" .... A-"S.. anta?"

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@justafriendlyblob511]

I WASNT READY FOR THAT TALK WHYYYY?!?!?! HOW CAN YOU MAKE IT UP TO ME?!?! WHYYYYY?!?!😭😭😭😭 SAAAAANNNTTTTAAAAAAAAAAA

[@someonesomewhere7976]

Shrio"until you stole my car" Keith"good memories" Me"oml why are you like this Keith? Why?"

[@chasen1890]

"so i talked to your mom recently" *keith's eyes grow wide*

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@nellbug]

Chay Simon big mood

[@spacecat_scribbles]

Things that made me laugh: -lances moment of realization -allura being confused about santa -keith

[@Mickey_Moon507]

SpaceCat Scribbles -everything

[@miaslife5421]

-keith calling Shiro dad

[@kaztaclysm]

Just Keith in general like not what he does just HIM

[@pidgeion2739]

Yup

[@alexiswatson9840]

Yes just keith is my favorite part😂😁😊

[@no-rj6rp]

Why is Keith a whole mood 😂

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@santorini30]

I *AM* Keith

[@andpeggy4571]

Omg natsuki is so kwai~

[@nellbug]

and PEGGY just Natsuki I MEAN MONIKA ahaha uhh

[@Mickey_Moon507]

Tiger Kat same

[@Tired_Bean]

KEITH’S FACE WHEN HIS MOM WAS MENTIONED 🤣🤣🤣

[@BriChihaya]

I didn't see half if the stuff Dance Cat was doing with their face until editing the footage XD

[@nerdygirl1018]

Shiro: *mentions Krolia* Keith: /fuck fuck fuck fuck/

[@someonesomewhere7976]

Shrio"ya know... when 2 people get close....." Keith"no, ima stop you right there" Shrio"and......" Keith"nu-uh nope no nu uh"

[@emilyclemens1810]

Way to go Shiro blame it on Adam

[@BriChihaya]

Yep XD

[@aquatic_atlas]

Blame it on Adam, sure....

[@believeinthejourney5784]

The fear in Keith's eyes the whole time loool

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@cecemitchell3699]

I've got to admit... The funniest part of this was Allura's confusion with Santa

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks! Corliss comes up with the funniest moments XD

[@flamethemaster2573]

Toby Mitchell wait what I'm just scrolling down and I'm confused

[@oliver3189]

No my dude it 10/10 the part when Allura asks Lance who’s the top for me

[@immo59]

Ikr

[@skylander8843]

@@oliver3189 I think it's Keith

[@balindasamples6598]

*When you haven't seen your friend over summer* " *he's like taller than me,... THAT WASN'T THERE BEFORE* "

[@beckyfearereck]

Right??

[@BriChihaya]

Ha!

[@addbea8858]

` *Theres Something there that wasn't there before.* `

[@anah6772]

Me when I see my friends after quarantine 😂

[@xandercrimson5887]

Shiro: well I talked to your mom a little bit Kieth: you did what

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@canigetpsubsforareasonforn4534]

Lances skin is GLOWING

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@connormurphy9163]

Keith: Yes sir whats up Shiro: so we need to have the talk Keith: ok Shiro: screaming internally

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@addison3045]

I saw lance had a RED shirt on ;3

[@BriChihaya]

The jacket covered that the shirt also had a rainbow heart

[@gracesenzano1400]

Omg klance confirmed

[@JasmineThomas06]

:OOOOOO

[@kaztaclysm]

Lance has a rainbow ;)

[@lylucki9152]

Keith looks mortified 😂😂😂

[@BriChihaya]

DanceCat is good at looking horrified XD

[@someonesomewhere7976]

*lance teaching allura about Christmas*

[@ringsofsaturn3818]

He Keith looked triggered xD

[@BriChihaya]

I strive to trigger them

[@unknownotaku1146]

There are 69 likes...😳

[@danganronpatrash8734]

@@unknownotaku1146 now 96

[@midoriyaizuku7815]

@@danganronpatrash8734 now 105

[@maddycutts5000]

I'm wheezing, Keith's expressions are everything

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@ravendrawsandanimates3090]

S: “So Allura and I have been talking...about how you...and Lance...have been......spending a lotoftimetogether” K: “That’s....what people do?”

[@alien8882]

Not if ya me boiiiii

[@buzzybeethingz27]

I. Am. Dying. Of. Laughter. Send. Help.

[@BriChihaya]

Don't. Die.

[@buzzybeethingz27]

😊

[@beckyfearereck]

Wait a minute.. HAM FAM??

[@blueturtle7744]

get help my brother he’s dying

[@kacchandeku4888]

@@blueturtle7744 we are not doing get help

[@todorokis_trauma_kettle]

Lance:Did you notice he's buffer...like...that wasn't there before. OMG LANCE PRECIOUS BLUE BOY I LOVE YOU!!!!

[@sweet_espeon8807]

"We haven't sat down and talked about relationships and..." "And I'd love to keep it that way!"

[@krenko-]

I finally finished season 7, then saw you posted this. Thank you.

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks! Or, you're welcome?

[@Elias-jg7tz]

Shshshshhshshshshs 🤣🤣🤣🤣 tHE gAy parents explaining to their gay kids that they’re gay is the whole mOoD in this video 👍☺️ but anyway great job on the video

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@Elias-jg7tz]

Piper Emerald NP 😊♥️👌💙

[@1lainfan348]

1:00 I have no words, other than the words I’ve just typed.

[@BriChihaya]

Welp

[@maryjanepatton4212]

"Who'd be on top? Because me and Pidge have a bet going-" OMG XD

[@s3nape322]

awe Allura is SO nice💕

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@samtheenby5589]

This is the best thing I've seen all day. Nice job😂🤣

[@BriChihaya]

Thank you!

[@santorini30]

ASDGATQJJCNIW PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP AND I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER SEND HELP

[@BriChihaya]

Nuu, don't die!

[@hellohello-mo7gl]

me: *hasn't read channel name* me:*sees piper* OMG ITS PIPER W A I T HOLD ON

[@BriChihaya]

Yep, it's me

[@iS-gp4un]

OMG IM PIPER

[@kristenfaith3862]

Allura is a whole mood when she learns about Santa is just great

[@yatoswag]

LMAO xD Had me grinning the whole time xDDD especially while keith being superhappy grinning like a toddler looking at a lolipop :)))

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@abigailisbi2911]

The Eyes Keith gives Shiro when his Mums methane lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂😂

[@am3liar0se]

‘How things have been -sexual hand gesture- going’ Can’t stop laughing 😂

[@mafera6091]

Allura: *wanting to know who’s top and who’s bottom.* Me: *forgets how to hell breath*

[@nerdygirl1018]

I FEEL SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I LOVE THIS

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@delicatedreamer]

This is the best omg 0w0

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks

[@zillabnp8501]

Keith was like SHIROOOOO STOPPPPP

[@rehpiccipher4432]

Oh one last thing, um, between you and Keith who would be on top? *DEAD*

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@veronicasawyer8349]

Good question tho... who would be top?

[@YourMother018]

That part though just made Lance get up and leave literally but question doesn't Lance normally wear blue jeans not black ones???and keith normally wears black jeans and now black joggy bottoms well in the first few seasons anyway

[@minsugagenius526]

Switch honey

[@gayerthangirlinred1459]

Lance is a power bottom....

[@cloudsleepy5665]

This is the best

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@lydia2424]

Shiro the space mom

[@amha6132]

I love it I didnt know I needed it before I watched it

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@gabewestcott5532]

5:02 *KEITH KEITH KEITH KEITH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEITH!!!!*

[@jaslenegreen8773]

(0:26 omg Keith XD) when the fandom gets so big it gets cose play

[@cheyennetrujillo430]

I cant stop laughing! They need to do this in the show!

[@noodle1319]

LITTERALLY THW WHOLE VIDEO MADE ME LAUGH Allura tho "no no it ok it's .... Ok"

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@saraolson3852]

"Who would be on top?" 😂

[@artisticomens]

“I’d love to keep it that way “ Mood Keith Mood

[@temari9742]

the acting at first with shiro and keith got me laughing and how tat would be me irl

[@CheshireTheClown]

I love this so frinking much, especially how the tell part with Lance ended X3 But seriously, Who's top?

[@BriChihaya]

It's a long debate we've had three times *cough* Lance *cough*

[@freshcinnabonsmaam8822]

Keith

[@gayerthangirlinred1459]

Lance is a power bottom

[@izzy-zy5yj]

"I'm gonna stop you right here" 1:29 IM DEAD OMG

[@xxireneangelxx5904]

My parents never had the Santa talk with me. I went to school.

[@o.o192]

Did I see a RAINBOW on Lances shirt excuse me as I scream!

[@tydehemlocke556]

"you were this loner kid who didn't talk to anyone"

[@denisedrozario2318]

My name is Piper and this is my first time on your channel and oh btw I love love LOVE THIS!!!!!! ❤️ ❤️

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@echoing_waves]

This Is great omg

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@hiebish1658]

No glove, no love!

[@BriChihaya]

O

[@Aquatwin22]

I'm cackling. But man, shiro kept saying safety and not how to be safe, surely you could better articulate proper sex ed than that. No for real cute skit, yall

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@malfunctioningmisfit1923]

Shiro forgot to mention the importance of floor play and for this conversation it would have made sense

[@malfunctioningmisfit1923]

meant fore play

[@helixgames_sw3537]

Keith looks so scared😂

[@pan-icatthecon7888]

I am sick. This made me laugh. It hurts, but it also feels good to laugh. Confusing times.

[@billiewillie5704]

Lmao

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@amelie7458]

3:27 Keith’s face KILLS ME!!! A+ job you guys

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@dinotea6716]

Me:Lance why do you have a rainbow thing on your jacket?😏 Lance:OH NUUUU MY GAY IS STICKING OUT

[@-a.mara-9705]

The dislikes are Keith And Lance denying they’re gayness.

[@ambrose145]

It's 1 am but like I'm trying not to cry bahhahaha

[@RainyLynx]

Space dad is being such a dad

[@kieraa2614]

I died all the way through this 😂😂

[@sleepyseesaw5901]

Im wondering why there 21 and getting the talk now?

[@BriChihaya]

A lot of procrastination

[@Grace-jl6fo]

Our Bi Blue Boi and Saucy Samurai are meant to be♥️💙💜

[@Yellow-sawyer]

Keith's face at 3:32 is so funny lol

[@yourlocalblueberry1205]

Keiths a mood!!!!!!

[@plantaphoricxally_7890]

Rip space dad

[@kizzie.p]

I CAN CUT THE UNCOMFORT WITH A KNIFE LMAO

[@milliemoo8763]

3:23 after Shiro said that Keith's eyes just went wide like: "the fuck did you tell my mom?"

[@isabellafrontain2584]

oh...okay! that's such a mood

[@manitoban74]

Shiro (school) Kieth (me) Shiro: I talked to your mom Kieth: YOU DID WHHHHAATTTT!?!?

[@JasmineThomas06]

Shiro: I talked to your mom for a bit. Keith: it was at this moment he knew he fucked up...

[@taytay758]

"So I talked to your mom" So the school called today

[@sandyhansen3181]

Omg this is hilarious I love it

[@jaslenegreen8773]

space parents are trying even though they don't need to cuz there like.... 16?? and they should know the things! XD

[@youridealweeb2403]

Thankfully i gave my self this talk so my parents dont hv to I like knowing mostly nothing

[@Venom_bitez]

I know what to show my kids in the future

[@rinlovesrice]

This is just so accurate and WHY SPACE PARENTS

[@spaghetti2316]

This killed me 😂

[@TheThirdStageOfDeath]

This is truly great and kinda relatable

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@w.5655]

Like that wasn’t there before

[@ochakouraraka1252]

I finally understood the point of this-

[@dinotea6716]

Also it's funny how Lance's shirt is partly red instead of blue

[@spacetree4439]

Dood.... wtffffff.... I started to drool in the middle of it. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[@BriChihaya]

O

[@spacetree4439]

Piper Emerald I know I’m sorry I’m weird. 😂😭

[@PsiVexx]

I’m sorry but like- WHEN THE PERSON COSPLAYING LANCE SAID THEY THOUGHT KEITH WAS TALLER THAN HIM HAD ME QUAKING- I STAN TALLER KEITH OKAY JUST LIKE-

[@marley_da_woof6913]

THIS IS SO HOW IT WOULD HAPPEN

[@whysosad1279]

did any one else notice the hand movments at 4:13 she did the thing-

[@crimsoncoy]

Keith: Shiro wtf are you talking about Lance: ......wha?...... Allora: The fuck is santa Shiro: *face palm*

[@tobywoods4549]

funny story this is similar how i had to give my little cousin "the talk" my aunt was to scared to

[@erenjager8931]

ME: oh boy

[@st4rz.of.perdition]

Shiro: I noticed you and Lance getting closer and I wanted to talk Keith: ...Okay Shiro: Well when two people love each other very much- Keith: O H N O Shiro: You guys are inexperienced and I wanted to help guide you Keith: DAD PLEASE I DONT- Shiro: And I know you can make your own decisions I just want to make sure you’re being safe Keith: *Internal screaming*

[@AnxietyLordKiller]

...... poor lance and keith XD

[@criiowel]

I’m dying XD