Von Kaiser - Punch-Out!!

[@FelixBatista-h8q]

poor Von Kaiser. if you look at his win-loss ratio, he actually was a great boxer during his prime, but the reason why he is so easy in the game is because his old age is catching up to him, making his reflexes and ability to take hits crumble, but he refuses to retire because he wants to give it one last shot, which is why he doesn't gloat if he beats you during title defense, he just lets out a little chuckle and leaves, now knowing he can retire as champion.

[@grayrobber]

Wait that’s a lot of filler you added to make your theory plausible

[@grunchchristmas]

you stole this from another video

[@FelixBatista-h8q]

more like took inspiration from, besides, some people who like to listen to this haven't seen that other video, so it's only fair the people who watch this get to see it too. Even if it seems like i'm just ripping it off.@@grunchchristmas

[@biggierocc1935]

Well if we ever got a game showing Doc Louis (not hudson, what was I thinking) in his prime, you know we'd see this guy in his

[@DatChernobylGuy_]

@@biggierocc1935He'd probably be the final boss

[@flaco3462]

there was this one comment about von kaiser that i really liked which mentioned how the way he moves is much like an old WW1 machine with his rigid and shaky movements and all his ticking and the sounds of steam blowing out of him, all things shine through these characters in just their movement alone and that kind of comment is why i enjoy reading the comments

[@Flour-4]

So true! He sounds and moves like a rusty machine trying to shake off its wear and it's absolute proof this game's style and characters are crafted masterfully

[@flaco3462]

@@Flour-4 yeah baby you know it

[@qwertypc_game17]

reminds me of Frankystein Mark II!

[@Halberds8122]

"Ich bin ein Kampfmachine!" - Von Kaiser

[@JohnDoe-id5ih]

​@@qwertypc_game17 Earthbound, the most curs£d game

[@Slash11512]

Bro could've been the final boss and nobody would complain 😭😭😭

[@BanHammerFromPhighting]

on god

[@barfbagRR]

He actually could of been the final boss if his old age didn’t catch up to him

[@AReallyHeavyBox]

No one would complain if we got a new punch out game too but Nintendo’s too focused on their damn anime games

[@supranova565]

@@AReallyHeavyBox for real

[@SirPlayzAlot]

@@barfbagRRFirey bfdi

[@sonicbattleplayer5762]

Almost makes you forget you're in the middle of a *BOXING* match

[@btfamily3842]

I agree, like totally

[@Doodle1678]

Yeah it sounds like you’re on the battlefield

[@Randomguy-sn1yz]

"This is boxing Little Mac, not tea with your aunt!"

[@PaypsAgain]

I thought I was in f**king Germany!

[@Julian1999psx]

​@@Randomguy-sn1yz *"This is boxing Little Mac, not a tea party!"

[@Captain_Timezone]

“Where are you!, ᵐᵒᵐᵐʸ“

[@onlyreformer]

Yet, this is what American soldiers cried on German battlefields during ww2

[@Iriusguy]

*proceeds to be oneshotted*

[@D00MMAST3R]

​@@onlyreformerWho occupied Germany in 1945, again???

[@DianadeGonzalez]

​@@D00MMAST3RUSA, USSR, U.K, and France

[@D00MMAST3R]

@@DianadeGonzalez Damn right son!!

[@Neuwey331]

Little Mac: **tries to Star Punch an unstunned Von Kaiser** TD Von Kaiser: **dodges and counters with an uppercut**

[@Tiamat-sz5qi]

Everyone: wait, you’re just like me!!!!!

[@decayedphoenix8865]

I still don't understand how Disco Kid and Don Flamenco beat this guy

[@kingdedede5570]

the flashbacks got to him

[@Chromeno]

as you might've noticed, as good of a boxer as he was, he's way past his prime

[@Adamthecoolguy123]

I think Don might've punched him.

[@decayedphoenix8865]

@@Chromeno but like- if he hits you with his wave, it sounds like a freaking shotgun

[@bradbradthebrad]

@@decayedphoenix8865 he literally gets beat up by kids, I think he just has a skill issue

[@thatonedude05]

*KAMPFSTIEFEL!*

[@BartholomewOfPaldea]

Translation: combat boots 👢

[@dragonsamurai453productions]

That is the German word of the day, ladies and gentleman

[@Ropoid]

KAMPFSTIEFEL

[@yellowgetbright]

Mac: ''AIR JORDANS!''

[@Santry_999_lol]

Papierkorb Minehandwerk Roblöck Gegenschlag Pizza-Turm Untergeschichte Pac Mann schwerer Kraftfahrzeugdiebstahl Ein Hut in der Zeit Stern Kriege Jedi: Gefallener Orden Meine singenden monsters StrahlMann: Legenden Super Mario Brüder Disney Spiegelversum

[@inky.64]

"Okay, so it's just the second fight in the game. Don't need to go hard with it, just keep it simple."

[@kevinmoore2474]

Composer: I gotcha. *calls up a military band and simply tells them to "cook"*

[@TopHatGacha]

As a German, I LOVE this character. Stereotypical? Yes. Is the stereotype usually correct for Germans? Also yes. But his story about how he was a great boxer until old age is actually so thoughtful, and I feel bad for what happened to him. I might be a lil bias cuz I’m German, but I still love him!

[@stilesstratton9566]

COMBAT BOOTS!!!!

[@TopHatGacha]

@@stilesstratton9566 COMBAT BOOTS!

[@NathanielPen]

KAMPFSTIEFEL!!!

[@karlos-b8d]

Im not German but I agree I love the guy von Kaiser is my favorite character!!,

[@OmegaMemeBoss]

Best character and best theme

[@apatridadeluniverso9825]

i agree

[@EthanDurk-ks1vh]

Piston Honda wants a word I do agree Kaiser is a very well man, but piston Honda only has 1 infraction, while kaiser has more, because of his shorts tucked into his boots

[@MediocreMiiMakingsMM]

SUPER MACHO MANNNNNNN

[@JezElectro13]

I love how we go from Glass Joe to Von Kaiser and Von Kaiser feels WAY more dangerous with design, song and everything but he's still only 2nd fight in the game.

[@Yuki_Qween]

"NO LITTE GERMAN BOY! Don't go into that electric fence!"

[@btfamily3842]

My name? *VON KAISER!*

[@JB-mb1ro]

Sounds cool.

[@btfamily3842]

@@JB-mb1ro Thx for the first reply!

[@smashsquirtle4378]

correction Mein name Von Kaiser

[@agentXIRYT]

@@smashsquirtle4378 that's what mein name means lol

[@AlexanderDraws5064]

“Ich bin ein Kampfmaschine! Mein Name: Von Kaiser!” - Von Kaiser

[@TopHatGacha]

If anyone doesn’t know, I’ll translate as a German. “I am a fighting machine! My name: Von Kaiser!”

[@laurenpotter661]

​@@TopHatGachań hitched

[@monkey-46]

Me? German precision! You? Windmill!

[@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779]

Those are the overalls of a MAN

[@DarthLiam-gd1wc]

This is boxing Little Mac! Not tea time with you aunt!

[@Mr_w1tt]

1:46 - 2:14 is my favorite part yo

[@Ixt_hyper]

What we doing here years later😭

[@zkoopa4445]

@@Ixt_hyper no clue

[@Mr_w1tt]

@@Ixt_hyper reliving the good ol days

[@Chromeno]

@@Mr_w1tt i personally played punch out for the first time recently, i was missing out so hard

[@CornyVR.]

This fits so well in a like a pirate or naval battle

[@robertogenaromancillarosal8337]

Ich bin eine Kampfmaschine, mein Name, VON KAISER.

[@ChutneyChad]

Chills bro

[@dragonsamurai453productions]

Ah.. *ACHTÜNG!*

[@thatonedude05]

*_B U M M S_*

[@wolfbeat6427]

I don't know where the "Ü" comes from.

[@HateDevvls]

*KAMPFSTEIFEL!!*

[@Kitlinn-id7vt]

Translation: Attention!

[@lucas_lel917]

Man now I want some KAMPFSTIEFEL‼️

[@kingcandyfette]

AAAAAAATTACKE!!!

[@DLNB-PLAY]

Angry German Von Kaiser

[@manithefluffy]

"Wo bist du denn! Mommy.." ⭐⭐⭐

[@KongFu2789]

Das ist Boxen, Mac! Keine Teezeit mit deiner Tante! - Von Kaiser

[@2fort]

Tantenkaffee*, even if its a bit late. same meaning tho

[@Silly_Entertainment_Co.]

I just noticed that the only character OST video that has more views than this one is Mr sandman, quite much shows how in his prime he could've been in the world circuit.

[@gp3282]

Best theme no doubt

[@punchoutbro]

Listening to this puts my ass in place 🥶🥶

[@Tommy_Orca]

he has to be better than disco kid

[@chocov1233]

According to the game he's not as good a boxer I guess. Which's weird since Disco Kid doesn't even seem to know he's in a boxing match, he just vibes to his music and wins somehow.

[@sixtycargothefightinggameg569]

He might be but ranking in boxing is very weird

[@zippy8250]

It's kidna weird cuase Kaiser W 23-13 L which would probably put next to bear Hugger and great tiger But for dome reason disco kid with W 4-12 L is better then him

[@lance499]

he's 42, so pretty old

[@BraydenKirby-uk7zq]

DISAGREE

[@epicjon]

You’d think that with a theme like this he’d be a major threat, and my head cannon is that in his prime he was a contender in the Major or even World circuit, but age took its toll on him, I also think that he has some sort of mental disorder which causes his head twitch that got worse with age.

[@ChristianGillslack]

It could be ptsd because I think he was a war veteran

[@manofdaboijerry7687]

I'm not a doctor but my best guess based on googling would be that he got hit a little too hard too many times and developed dystonia as a result. It might have also just set in on its own as he got older. Or maybe he's just on that cartoon character grindset idk

[@blockyvids2]

Wo bist du denn?? Mommy…

[@catomax26jeev]

It kinda sounds like a danger theme

[@thatonedude05]

To be fair, you're going up against an old yet still spry and powerful boxer, who was an instructor at a German military camp for a while. *And we know what happened in Germany around that time period.*

[@btfamily3842]

Agreed

[@btfamily3842]

@@thatonedude05 yeah, I know what happened, alright

[@LittleAl016]

@@thatonedude05 Do we actually KNOW that he was alive during then, and not born sometime afterwards?

[@TippedScale]

​​@@LittleAl016If we assume the game takes place in 2009 (It has to take place after 1991, since Soda Popinski is listed to be from Russia and not the USSR), he would have been born in 1967.

[@sethmartin769]

This already became one of my favorite themes🤩👍

[@Ralphwiggums_world_of-insanity]

0:00-“mom, why do I here boss music?”

[@NicklausHaynie]

Dang was he that hard for you

[@Ralphwiggums_world_of-insanity]

@@NicklausHaynie well for my first time yes

[@btfamily3842]

Well, *Punch-Out* is basically a boss rush game.

[@Ralphwiggums_world_of-insanity]

@@btfamily3842 it was just a joke

[@btfamily3842]

Oh

[@itsybitsycherry]

*”AAAAATTACKE!!”*

[@Kitlinn-id7vt]

von kaiser when zum kaiser walks in:

[@The360MlgNoscoper]

Lol

[@laurenpotter661]

My friend/cousin called him "von keiser "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MechaVerse]

anybody else listen to this while playing a boxing game?

[@vampsheeVAs]

finally

[@gabrielc7861]

Have you heard of our lord and savior Amogus?

[@mariois5stepsaheadofyousoh667]

@@gabrielc7861 no who is he

[@gabrielc7861]

@@mariois5stepsaheadofyousoh667 ngl kinda sus

[@mariois5stepsaheadofyousoh667]

@@gabrielc7861 seems interesting

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

​@@gabrielc7861 Please touch grass 🙏🏻

[@Cheetlman]

K A M P S T E F F I E L

[@rocketjumpmaster34]

AHHH Helpa!

[@sebaspro555PY]

The contrast between Glass Joe's theme and Von Kaiser's is so noticeable

[@DankMemez4lyfe]

*C O M B A T B O O T S*

[@barfbagRR]

COMBAT BOOTS🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[@jotaro_kujo944]

0:00 1:20 1:47 2:53

[@julianfalken8861]

Didn’t need explaining, we all understood what the time stamps were for

[@Antonio-is2cn]

Glass Joe was having a casual time in France King Hippo just ate a lot Disco Kid spend on most of his time partying and dancing Meanwhile Von Kaiser is the only one who did any actual training...

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

*Mr. Sandman:*

[@thegreenslayer7710]

*in the minor circuit*

[@ColeBresnehen]

Lost to children

[@Koishi97]

Piston Hondo:

[@JennStar4239]

When you been forced to go to tournament by your ex-friend and you suddenly having had enough:

[@snowrider289]

Who would win in a fair boxijg fight (both parties fight like real boxers no fancy shit)? Von Kaiser or Solid Snake?

[@Ender41948]

Snake. He has CQC training literally in his genetic makeup, and the specialized training trumps Von Kaiser's incredibly shoddy boxing, even if Snake stuck strictly to boxing rules, he'd slap Von's shit.

[@shyguy85]

Actually foolish to think anyone from Punch Out has a chance of taking down Solid Snake

[@vipertoxic8593]

@@shyguy85what about td sand man ? Or td bear hugger oh and cant forget abot td soda popinsky and aran ryan

[@shyguy85]

@@vipertoxic8593 all of those characters would lose to snake, even if they attacked him all at once.

[@vipertoxic8593]

@@shyguy85 i never got to play his games how could he be so good at fighting if you dont mind me asking what is his lore ?

[@SunnyandCuddly]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTACK!!!!" *Proceeds to punch Little Mac like a fucking shotgun*

[@Spudtron98]

I think they used the same synth library as the soundtrack for Battalion Wars.

[@dr.birb_tf2]

1:46-2:12 slaps hard for this theme😎🔥

[@chaffyaxeisback140]

Don Flamenco probably lied about his height on his boxing license, because Von Kaiser covers the timer more when idle than Don does.

[@Pinecorn9087]

“Ich beninin kamph machiner!”

[@robertogenaromancillarosal8337]

This song sounds like a battle in W0Яld W4Я 1.

[@MemeMonkey_Games]

“It’s just the second opponent, the theme doesn’t have to go that hard.” The composers:

[@Jor__DS]

KAMPFSTIEFEL‼

[@gnomesscareme]

*KAMPSTIEFEL*

[@BryanMorris-yc8iq]

COMBAT BOOTS!

[@StormTrooop]

I love how there are some melodies so familiar to soda popinski and von Kaiser is german and soda popinski is russia like there fighting in WW2 but for the melody

[@king_of_tartor]

In fact, he is a good fighter, but he has some kind of injury, perhaps after the war

[@marclucky5210]

Ptsd

[@Gacha_Copper]

1:20 just makes me wanna 🫡

[@bryceffgg207]

French Vs Nazi German WWII battle music be like

[@IhavenoballsandImustscream]

He is supposed to represent a ww1 soldier not a nazi

[@KoolKronomations5000]

His look is more WW1 than WW2

[@randomkenworth]

Ww2 glass joe vs von kaiser lol

[@officialjygaming]

Kanye West is entertaining the celebrity boxing ring

[@onlyreformer]

1:46

[@candleMelterOfDEATH]

Ich bin ein kampfmaschine! Mein name? Von kaiser!

[@Candelavramysingingmonsters]

*ÆAAAAAAÆÆÆÆÆAAAAÆAAAATACKE*

[@the_Wally_man]

this is probably the easiest fight in the game (s). just 5 punches (including Star Punch)!

[@N0x3w]

glass joe can be done in 4, but yet again, you gotta deal w/ the guilt of defeating such a sweetie

[@the_Wally_man]

@@N0x3w yeah, but you take much, much more than this

[@Elsalvatore8221]

Mich? Deutsche Präzision. Du? Windmühle.

[@damdaley8092]

this guy isn't a nazi right?

[@TheUSgoverment]

His name's "from the emperor", That would be Wilhelm the second who was anything but a big fan of the nazis. Even refusing to have his body paraded by them and given a proper funeral (his words, "you will bury me exactly where i die"). I think its safe

[@IhavenoballsandImustscream]

My man is a ww1 German soldier my guy

[@KoolKronomations5000]

He's more of a WW1 soldier

[@Yuki_Qween]

In the original games, he was 42 years old, the game was set in 1987. So he was born in 1945, when WW2 ENDED

[@cowgaming7186]

🫡

[@santiagorodriguezperagallo6036]

Nein 🙋‍♂️

[@accountwontlastlong1]

TELEFONMAST!