Vote Dalek - Energy Security

[@VolkerHett]

Sounds good, but I'll wait for what the Cybermen have to offer.

[@davidroberts3280]

DELETE !!!

[@timmyturner327]

WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME TEA?

[@AssassinIsAfk]

The cybermen offer free upgrades into being cybermen, the will remove race, class, sex and we will become identical, we will become like them basically vote daleks to stop the cyber communists from taking over

[@lachlanraidal5100]

I dunno what it is yet, but I hear it's a massive upgrade.

[@AssassinIsAfk]

The cybermen will offer you metal communism

[@markallen7924]

VOTE DALEK, the compassionate wing of the Conservative Party!

[@The_Scienceboy]

The Tories are already using humans as raw materials

[@dionmarriott]

Fun fact - the Daleks are the second most moral army in the galaxy. If only they, too, had a tale of woe they, too, could have been the most.

[@rendezvouzwithrama]

Except Great British Energy is a Labour policy.

[@MattafProductions]

@@rendezvouzwithrama The Daleks one is called Greater British Energy. It's legally distinct.

[@rendezvouzwithrama]

@@MattafProductions Can I invest? It's got a better chance of succeeding....

[@James_T_Quirk]

Honest Politicians with a plan for Industry, Power & Recycling, with No Englishman left behind, unconverted ... Vote 1 Dalek !!!!

[@dmw2361]

These guys know how to get stuff done. I am fed up of politicians making promises and failing to deliver. Britain deserves leadership like this!

[@Abuamina001]

Hey ! They've stolen that idea from the Green Party ! Surely .. ?

[@jeffwalker7185]

Before I was turned into a Dalek, I was just an average punter, with no hope for the future. Now I have a steady job as a Dalek Drone, food fed through a tube in my Dalek casing and get to shout 'Exterminate' at every opportunity. I no longer have to worry about where I am going to sleep at night, because I never get to sleep. I no longer feel sad, as all of my emotions have been purged from my body.

[@ralphhathaway-coley5460]

Wow cheap power, full employment and a military to really challenge not just the world but the galaxy! They surely get my vote.

[@Deepthought-42]

FREE SINK PLUNGER with every Dalek vote cast.

[@lilmisstarabear]

Still better than anything any human politicians can offer.

[@ptonpc]

Vote Dalek! You know it makes sense.

[@walterengler5709]

You had my vote at the words Dyson Swarm. Man I want to see that.

[@caesar969]

Davros Swarm. Dyson is Made in Malaysia. At least Davros is English.

[@bazpearce9993]

I'd take Dalek rule over this Tory government in a second. At least the Daleks are honest about their plans.

[@devijankowicz9491]

Yes exactly. And all the rest of them I suppose. Onanists one and all. Why is it that, at every election since 1966, my reaction has been ‘Let’s get the buggers out’ WHICHEVER party’s been in power? Gawd, if I were forced to vote, it would be the Monster Raving Loonys this time.

[@bazpearce9993]

@@devijankowicz9491 That's right. They all shaft us. But some worse than others. This lot have had 15 years of screwing us over and making themselves better off. Now it's time for the red team to play at stupid idiots it seems.

[@JohnDavies-cn3ro]

@@devijankowicz9491 Democracy, I believe, is defined as the privilege of deciding which of the available candidates you despise the least.......

[@jamienevill1768]

EMSL (exterminated myself laughing!)😅💥

[@mmogaddict]

So not only low power bills but ZERO Unemployment!! Vote Dalek for a Better Britain!

[@phantomstrangermedia]

I will definitely vote Dalek. That is a sane & reasoned choice. Davros Burgers are people!

[@Cr4z3d]

"Davros Burgers" 💀

[@Deckard-BR]

So they are going with a slightly different take on National Service.

[@madwibble]

As long as it doesn't involve drilling a hole to the planets core.

[@michaelnewton5873]

The Doctor is wise to you.

[@Deepthought-42]

At last an honest election manifesto. 👍👍👍 but I am waiting to se what the Vogons are offering before deciding.🤔

[@paulineashcroft1485]

But, but, but, their poetry will kill you.

[@davidquatermass789]

Vote Dalek!!!

[@reidpinchback8850]

At least the Dalek Supreme admits he wants to be a dictator after day one.

[@outtheredude]

Here I was thinking the Dalek's manifesto pretty much consisted of just one word: EXTERMINATE! ... Oh wait. Sorry, got the Tory manifesto mixed up with the Dalek one.

[@AssassinIsAfk]

The daleks are very very honest with their intentions, Vote Daleks

[@spoonunit1]

I for one support our alien overlords. Vote Dalek for a brighter future.

[@taffp4360]

He gets my vote

[@aliservan7188]

There's enough raw materials in me to make at least 3 daleks! Take that, slimming world!

[@AndrewHalliwell]

You might get shipped off to Adipose world, the Daleks only need your stem cells.

[@aliservan7188]

@@AndrewHalliwell Oh God, I hadn't thought of that... screw it, still voting Dalek though

[@weediestbroom]

I just have this massive feeling and i believe

[@tricksypixie]

EXTRAPOLATE !

[@aidjunkie5335]

I 100% percent support this idea. The Daleks have my vote for sure!

[@safirahmed]

Daleks don't need energy companies when there's limitless energy for all under a single organisation for energy for the Dalek Empire.

[@robertpearce8394]

Vote Binface.

[@itequipment8251]

Building Dyson spheres- now that's REAL public investment.

[@johnnimbus8761]

,..and create employment at the same time! Got my vote.

[@PurityVendetta]

The slightly more sane wing of reform. I knew I'd seen Ann Widcombe somewhere before 🤣

[@jimmartin156]

Sounds like an improvement on the status quo.

[@jimmartin156]

@@steveholmes381 I must be sliding down the dust pipe.

[@EthanKristopherHartley]

I hear that Legionella Braverman heard about this policy and called it "Amateurish", Priti Awful Patel said it was "A good start" and Prime Miniature Titchy Richie the Tetchy "Techie" has claimed that it was always part of his Long Term Plan and that the Dalek Emperor "Has no plan".

[@MattafProductions]

"The Daleks do have a plan! We just told you about it! Shall we say it again?"

[@mandolinic]

Not too mention that voting Dalek will add £200,000 to the average family's tax bill.

[@nickwilkinson5849]

Got my vote, seems their the only ones with sensible policies.

[@emperordalek102]

excellent. victory for the daleks.

[@briandawkins984]

I have three toilet plungers to spare?

[@garypatterson2857]

Finally! Sensible policies for a better Britain.

[@henrikhanssen6321]

I, for one, welcome our Dalek Overlords.

[@mikedignum1868]

Seems reasonable.

[@DidgeTunes]

Be warned, voting Dalek will add £2000 to each household's sink plunger budget!

[@MattafProductions]

Incorrect! We will nationalise sink plungers!

[@hauntinggoingonwithangelamylif]

❤😊vote Darlek

[@ianemery2925]

I am petitioning the OMRLP to form an alliance, together, they will be unstoppable.

[@jeanannd]

WHOA - Radical ideas here. He's saying that NON Dalek genetic material and brains will become Dalek's themselves. Think he may have a civil war on his hands.

[@whatelseb-sidesvinyl747]

Can you guys sort the water companies too? Starting with the shambles that is Thames Water?

[@ghostlightwhisper6802]

Would you consider running for President of the USA? I will vote for you!

[@johnfisher9692]

Vote Dalek, they always have big plans involving everyone of their subjects

[@johnwilson5637]

Where do I sign up? Better than anything we currently have as the main Parties are all tied up with Political Science agenda. The Political Ethics from the Daleks will, I am sure, benefit the whole country. Perhaps even the world.

[@douga3212]

It is GREEN energy without uranium, carbon gases or building those annoying wind & solar farms. Best energy policy ever!

I would vote Dalek but I'm in the US. I'm leaning Cthulhu ("Why vote for the lesser evil?") or Meteor Crash, whichever one can promise the grater annihilation. But I would vote Dalek if they start a third party here.

[@caesar969]

You already have the Democrsts. They are destroying everything fine by themselves.

[@calbrockocat8728]

Well, considering the other voting options, I choose to be mutated! Vote Dalek and reign supreme! (Excepting that pesky doctor)

[@edgewarecrt]

Just a quick question , is James Dyson building the spheres for round the sun , cause he is very expensive same as his vacuum cleaners .Has the darlek emperor shares in Dyson industries , I think the electorate needs to know 👍

[@MattafProductions]

The Dalek Emperor's financial affairs are a private matter. We found a Daily Mail journalist rooting through our bins trying to find evidence of impropriety. They were politely escorted from the premises. With lasers.

[@edgewarecrt]

The Daily Mail get everywhere , no one is safe from there journalists

[@AbelMcTalisker]

@@MattafProductions What`s left of him was, most of him was a greasy stain on the floor.

[@wisteela]

Great work. Couldn't be any worse than the Tories. I like that I got a Labour party advert before it.

[@markfryer9880]

This Dyson thingy around the Sun sounds awfully expensive! Has anyone seen the Dalek cost estimates for this thing and what is the actual timeline likely to be?

[@MattafProductions]

All projects will be fully funded by interplanetary investment! The dyson swarm will not cost the British taxpayer a penny!

[@rendezvouzwithrama]

It's all been fully costed, by Dalek Abbot and the Labour committee that promised us HS2 by 2025.

[@fatbelly27]

The most logical manifesto of them all

[@hoopy67]

I'm in,where do I sign.😂

[@Deepthought-42]

0:46 Is the Dyson swarm around the sun another offshore (oops planet) tax loophole🤔

[@seekingabsolution1907]

Someone call the Movelans, they missed a few.

[@ploppysonofploppy6066]

But what is the Dalek policy on stairs! Excess power used to elevate must be eliminated!

[@MattafProductions]

All buildings to be ramp accessible by 2035. On the day after the election.

[@ploppysonofploppy6066]

@@MattafProductions Progressive Daleks. Loving it.

[@tsr207]

Will we be able to buy shares in this energy company ? Very disappointed that the leaders debate did not include the supreme power of the universe . Probably they thought it would be boring.........

[@MattafProductions]

We'll be having our own debate this evening! kzbin.infoZ3D0g5gJlxQ?si=YgPZXWjA0k9_r4M3

[@hollymatton474]

Now that's my kind of political party! 😂😊

[@beckysharpe7268]

They seem moderate compared to Reform or Trump (which is very worrying).

[@thedarcbird]

This message will be copied and broadcast across Facebook, Twitter (I know Musk will pay attention), Instagram and Mastodon. All glory to the Dalek Empire.

[@Lillilady888]

Anyone think he's a bit of a dictator, that concerns me a little bit.

[@MattafProductions]

"Benevolent" Dictator.

[@THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of]

VOTE DALEK THE REAL LABOUR PARTY

[@phalanx9005]

Cant be much worse than another 5 years under the tories.

[@grahamturner1290]

🐙

[@firstcynic92]

Human Dalek mutants? Wasn't that done several times? It never turned out well, particularly after the Dalek Super Sentai Squad showed up.

[@shaunflynn8314]

Have you any Cybermen campaigns?

[@Chopperdriver]

I’m voting Dalek on the 4th July. They have practical solutions unlike Count Binface.

[@MattafProductions]

I dunno... we quite like his plan to build at least one affordable house.

[@Chopperdriver]

@@MattafProductions oh and the fact that I’m starting a sink plunger company has nothing to do with it.

[@mjookie]

Seems fair to me.. actually I rather like the idea of being a Dalek human mutant hybrid, certainly the best offer we’ve had in 14 years..

[@RMillerism]

Is Intergalactic Bin Man one of your sleeper agents?

[@steveholmes11]

Did Dalek leader have Sky Television on Skaro?

[@pamrush5078]

This is Dalek satire so please don't take this seriously

[@petersloan7087]

Where's the Doctor when we need him?

[@delticnapierdccsound4236]

MEINE LORDZ 🔥

[@d.mfrost6801]

.....this manifesto is akin to "turkeys voting for Christmas "

[@MattafProductions]

Vote Christmas - Do your part to conquer winter!

[@BoulderingBear]

British Turkeys voting for a British Christmas and not some balderdash Thanksgiving!!

[@getinthevantim]

It's very much like Brexit in that regard then.

[@g7eit]

Hail supreme daleks 😂

[@owenjones506]

Sounds like the Tories but with brains !

[@andrew_mcintosh]

Exterminate energy!

[@SuperChrisgaffney]

I would rather a dalek that the muppets we have in Ireland.....

[@georgestefanou4250]

Wait all of us will be made into daleks or will some us be slaves just double check 😂😂😂

[@MattafProductions]

Do you have a preference? You don't actually get a choice, we're just kind of curious.

[@georgestefanou4250]

@@MattafProductions no I just wanted to know my opinion so I can make a informed decision when the time comes is all you understand right 😎😎😎😎🫡🫡🫡🫡

[@James_T_Quirk]

Well in early DrWho Episodes Daleks had a Plug-in Brain to mount on captured Humans Heads to control them, I prefer to have Poly Carbonite Panels & Balls Myself ...

[@SunlessNick]

That last part might not resonate with voters...

[@MattafProductions]

And yet...

[@marcuswall3857]

Got the idea from Starmer?

[@MattafProductions]

We admit to nothing!

[@bikechainmic]

Vote Daleks, cos human politicaians are all so worthless.

[@lokischildren8714]

The dalaks still better than the Tories

[@johnboy8696]

The Daleks. The far left of British politics.

[@dc-4ever201]

All hail our Dalek Overlords, well they are the least worst alternative than the other two parties 😂.

[@ZomBabeZoe]

Definitely better than sunak's plan at last night's debate.