vr chat: my monkey life

[@DolanOk]

I work at McDonald's and I can verify this is what rush hour on a tuesday is like.

[@redzed2038]

Man i remember when i worked at McDonald's Sunday night it seemed like the two near towns and Russia came for some nuggies. We would have 0 seats available during the....wave

[@jaredengard7432]

I vouch I also had to yell at goku to get out from behind the counter.

[@liammalone9263]

Yep, pretty much

[@jejjsi3989]

make the burgers straight dickwad

[@dumbpossum8461]

True actually

[@marrickalkema7851]

Oh hey, an actual interesting VRChat video that someone genuinly put effort in for once. Nice

[@rageraptor7127]

6 yr old virgin community: but fortnight...

[@MasterKcoop]

vr chat videos make themselves.

[@rune.theocracy]

I guess you've never heard or seen of Drumsy.

[@glitterypastels2075]

You haven't seen Beefboy then-

[@Devin07-s8y]

I don’t think he was trying xd

[@pengu5950]

Penguin was such a good boy. Where did it go so wrong

[@oldmanbusta4921]

Unfourtantley he went bananas.

[@cringcring8473]

He said so many words, I choked and died

[@diegoherrera193]

10:56 Beans changed a lot, maybe its a new haircut

[@slamarchy1194]

i swear he sounds just like stimpee

[@jonathana6239]

Slamarchy true that

[@unspeakabledeeds2678]

Can't believe I got to meet THE Charborg. I wasn't sure it was you at the time, but lo and behold, here's the video. I love your content and keep up the great work! Me and my penguin brother from the depths of Fruit Loop hell pray for your sanity.

[@xmm-cf5eg]

If Charborg's insane, I wanna be insane too.

[@thabirdisdope6535]

Unspeakable Deeds what penguin were you?

[@unspeakabledeeds2678]

SEXY BOARS, though he didn't leave any names on screen.

[@petris2014]

Unspeakable Deeds o

[@dgrunklesamiii4615]

Were you the New Yorker Penguin in the bar cursing up a storm?

[@jeremycorbin2178]

thank god someone making something of this game instead of just jumping in and throwing old memes around "ironically". There comes a point where ironically doing something just becomes you doing that. NOW THIS IS SOME INTELLECTUAL COMEDY

[@DN-lo9hx]

Jumanji Mane wut

[@izzy926]

Pigeon Damigion LMAO this comment reminds me of that rick and morty paragraph

[@janesmith1840]

Thank you Jeremy Corbin, very cool.

[@adhdaiden6297]

9:09 He's literally the defense attorney that's his job

[@wainscoting7016]

Australian can of beans is my spirit animal.

[@pswippy]

There is no way the bean can wasn't stimpee

[@MrKPRules]

Poison Frog Gaming :O it could really be him. Just the way he asked for his money back reminded me of stimpee asking for more

[@BrainDeadVampire]

That's definitely the stimpmyster

[@LimitedPiko]

It was Stimpee.

[@treybilbo3385]

its totally stimpee, the legend

[@TheEmosoldier123]

More?

[@gatoraidz9733]

The penguin is the really antagonist

[@Jabroney]

LMAO at Ben Swolo patiently waiting in line

[@lopamurblamo]

Glad we’re finally getting some accurate representation of working in the food industry

[@mrauksia]

08:02 Yo can we get some f order in this court-room? Best moment.

[@ImUnholyRavioli]

0:40 nostalgic music I tell you what

[@CeLautrec]

"NO PENGUIN NO! WHY DID WE DO THIS?!" "AAA-"

[@darkswords147]

I love that Charborg unironically acts like whatever video situation he's in he acts like he deals with it every day.

[@Officialjadenwilliams]

I love the sound design. I know that was a bit of work!

[@The404Studios]

Seen you when i was streaming on twitch 😂😂😂👌🏼

[@pepethefrog6837]

Uh

[@BG-rx6ts]

Was the can of beans stimpee lol

[@JustErix]

As usual, the rap in the end is the best. MAKE ALBUM. Or don´t, I´m not your estranged father.

[@girthymilk]

will you be mine, dad? please thamks

[@JustErix]

Matther no.

[@pengun2237]

@JustErix look at his second channel ig

[@sadsmile5453]

This ain’t vr this is just live footage of an American McDonald’s on rush hour

[@eastonn3633]

kellog has tortured too many people i'm glad this video has shown the corruption of the company.

[@A_Spatchula]

That beans sounds like Stimpee.

[@liloujohnson916]

Spatchula spatchula yes wtf

[@CarstenB711]

Lady: "When you're working here you feel the same thing you feel when you sit around the breakfast table with your family at home." Char: "HELLO? WHOSE OUT THERE? WHO ARE YOU?!"

[@ifrite3]

"objection your honor, he's choking me" is so good lmfao

[@useewatididthar]

It will never cease to amaze me how much effort you put into shitposting

[@PanDiman]

Oh man, I've been checking on your channel to see VRChat videos since November, I think. So glad to you finally made one. Your directing is exactly what this part of KZbin needs.

[@antond12312]

7:55 isn't that dracula from billy and mandy? I didn't expect to get nostalgia.

[@ichangedmyname0001]

0:46 lmao Just imagine a girl coming up to you, take the flowers out of your hand, only to throw in fire xd

[@lilye7487]

This is the only good VR chat video on youtube

[@CubicMaster5]

Dude that bean can at the beginning was definitely Bryan. 2:11

[@kuszanz6553]

CubicMaster5 sounds more like stimpee

[@bierbauchnabel]

Bryan is stimpee

[@purplelava7874]

i lost my shit when the penguin started swearing

[@jefferson3415]

The editing of his videos make it so funny. I can't stop. Like my pawapaw always said: crack is addictive and get that hoe off the couner'... He was a farmer, and so wise. Now he is at ole folk home. And the point is I'm addicted to charborgs videos and I'm typing out an essay at 2 in the moring

[@rockyreecey4191]

I swear those beans are stimpee

[@sizzlyy6298]

Reece Lindsay I agree

[@sheeves5376]

that can of beans sounded like stimpee

[@Messej]

This shit is like drugs, I don’t know what’s going on but I’m enjoying it and I can’t wait for more.

[@Nakkinaam4]

Your videos are absolutely brilliant Charborg, love you dawg

[@lionobama1397]

i don’t like how he voice acts through the entire video “He-stole-our-food-supply!” he sounds like a robot

[@ItsJustMilkISwear]

Charborg, in the kellog's world theres more to it after the congration you done it cake. if you walk behind the cake into the dark, you'll hit a wall that you can't really see. you have to mash spacebar while walking into it until you fly over it, and then you should be able to see another wall with a faint grey lightness to it. jump over that wall the same way, and you'll find another cereal bowl to jump into that takes you even deeper into the abyss.

[@Mecha_Hitler]

You're on every Charkdor video

[@knight1706]

Mecha Hitler cursed

[@ACK4t]

where is the spacebar on a vr headset ?

[@OrionDawn15]

@@ACK4t You can play VRChat without the headset, which is what Charborg was doing.

[@shannahtheninjaneko6927]

"IS THIS NOT THE SMILE OF A GUILTY PERSON"

[@drunkdonkeydude]

1:25 the sound effect gets me every time

[@leugimmimim]

Banan a OOOOH AAAAAAH OOOOH AAHAAAHAHA OOOOOH

[@angeloma4666]

Yes

[@BlackJordanAirForce1]

I feel you really depicted the working experience at Kellogg perfectly.

[@markhannel2885]

This is a beautiful piece of art

[@crisperstorm]

It took 3 years, but soon Charborg will be back in vrchat... in vr

[@yowaffles123]

that law scene where he choked you was so hard to watch it was just pian it ruined my life

[@StageCraftBeast]

It wasn't till the 3rd time i watched this that I saw Solid Snake riding a wheel chair. I always see something new everytime I rewatch VR Chat videos.

[@friesplease]

Best video on VRChat ever

[@skrub4lyfe451]

he attacc he protecc but most importantly, he served tequila

[@fastestdino2]

Greatest courtroom drama since tim Heidecker

[@user-hg1hx5nl9u]

1:58 thats stimpe ♥

[@dgrunklesamiii4615]

It wasn't him. He just sounded a lot like him.

[@Hugeandhandsomeman]

@@dgrunklesamiii4615 damn I thought that was him too

[@yanahimaffioli7382]

I thought that was him too😭

[@Crazed-oi3bs]

There are other Australians out there ya know

[@Diax1324]

10:56 Beans LMAO

[@NepetaLeijon]

Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey looking good so far

[@jkerman5113]

what the fuck did the notification for this say

[@rednefarious6968]

Charborg I know you've worked at a Micky D's before because I've worked food service, and I have to say, that's the exact level of passive aggressive snark one can get away with in this business. That pep talk and walk out at lunch was damn accurate too. I swung 4 years but met people who were there for 30 years and I can not comprehend why they do it. Good advise on leaving the drink btw, idk about everywhere else but we never clean those fucking things we take the spout caps off and clean those. That's it.

[@SonnyGambino69]

Your content makes me forget that I'm dead inside, Thanks Borgchar

[@Vainglory100]

All hail our overlord Judge George

[@LucasAndSuch]

i fuckin love the way he slams the beans container against the wall. it seems so natural.

[@bridgethildebrand4468]

7:00 didn't see that one coming

[@sampohlmann1503]

Bridget Hildebrand that alien roast the penguin soo hard xD

[@missmoonlight629]

It's basically: *THE ZOOTOPIA JUSTICE SYSTEM*

[@supamanlova9250]

"I'm looking at the register, it just says HELLO" ahaha

[@SpaghettiSammy]

4:06 fucking killed me Their voice combined with "you guys are noobs! noobs, noobs! (breif pause) reeeeeeee..."

[@dantejohnson7650]

The beans sounded like stimpee😭

[@SlewedBoot25934]

Monkoy: oooa o aaah ah Other monkeys: Aaaaah oh a Moneky: AHA OA AAAOOH Monkoy: ADHJAAAA Moneky: AAAAAAA *is sentinced to life in prison*

[@spacedmunkey8027]

Loved that juxtaposed Kellogg's at the end. Funny stuff

[@poldek270]

This says a lot abaut society

[@durojayieheru74]

Objection your honor Ack .... Hes .. chocking me OBJECTION

[@jacobbyrd4616]

true art

[@5000mahmud]

yeah im gonna need that outro song

[@RAVENOUSD3ATH]

“Is this not the smile of a guilty person?!” “Objection your honor, she’s fucking adorable!”

[@jose2226]

Literally the best video on YT

[@TheHilo623]

"Objection your honor she is FUCKING ADORABLE!"

[@dajoesh]

Stimpee is in this!! He's the beans.

[@micah2741]

I know right

[@bubbymustard5547]

The can of beans is a very charismatic character

[@StageCraftBeast]

Happy 1 year birthday to this gold.

[@ScreamerProductionss]

0:01 Wow, I didn't know someone could sum up the Kavanaugh trial so accurately.

[@Garciabomb33]

Bruh when penguin spoke in the bar i nearly pissed myself

[@itzpeanut9904]

the penguin was so innocent but after seeing monkey beat up beans can and all the buff noobs. something snapped within him he started by smashing glass, a common penguin move. but once hes told to stop. he goes balistic while the alien (uncharacteristically acting civilized and human) tries to calm him down monkey just watches, frozen in shock from what his former friend has said to him

[@doodoofard69]

The consequences of embracing humanity

[@atlas2x375]

The sound effects made this 100 times better.

[@DeekoyX]

Stimpee was secretly the beans

[@gumdroplicker]

Can you pet my beak? - Best chat up line

[@nickstevens8050]

Love how you turned this into a sort of episode/movie style

[@venagaming6838]

Was the beans Stimpee?

[@Kirenium]

lmao, i thought the same, i think it was Stimpee

[@GlorWolf]

The bean guy is fucking Stimpee OMG

[@easyred4]

The Council will decide your fate

[@totallynotjosh945]

It's a masterpiece. There was a beginning, a middle, and an end. Perfection.

[@ketavis3880]

CHARBORG DOES IT AGAIN!

[@zaroko8105]

Just tap water was hilarious

[@diegoherrera193]

Charborg did it again, great video as always!

[@titogeronimo2988]

10:57 Well he’s obviously bean enjoying his job.

[@rheamer3437]

i love your channel so much

[@Davion197]

This is beyond entertaining. You're a good fish, Charborg. Thank you.

[@tommyhotshells2052]

Is the can of beans stimpee lmao 😂

[@Bacon8315]

when he got angry at the beans i laughed so much xD

[@Alex-wg7gt]

You are the best content creator churbuhrg!

[@gamesmasher7120]

Monke moment hits different...

[@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED]

Love the last chapter

[@Vxbrance]

“Uh theres slme extra mayo in my burger i didnt order uhh.. could i get mah money bek” AHAHAHAHAHAH

[@keiranleeoates]

Took me till now to notice the can of beans is Stimpee.