VR the Champions - Job Simulator: Store Clerk

[@tychoazrephet3794]

This will be how Geoff finds out Michael wants to leave Achievement Hunter, he'll walk in one day to find him sitting on the ground eating a brick of cheese and dousing himself with soda.

[@beavinator]

Nah, in Michael's case it'll be McRibs and riot punch...

[@beavinator]

Heh, I actually considered exactly those items when writing my comment, but I opted for stuff he's actually CHOSEN to eat rather than eaten because people paid him. :-)

[@raynemaybe]

He's lactose intolerant so if he wanted to leave that badly, let the dude, lmao.

[@pennyw2226]

This comment implies that’s not a regular Tuesday in the AH office

[@CookiesNMilf]

Little did you know

[@Karkitts]

"FREE. 50% Off."- Jeremy homeboy looks like sharkweek I ain't messin with that

[@100blueeyedboy]

I always thought swimming was kinda like doing somebody. you dive in, flop around a bit, then you either get food or somebody gives you a medal

[@Wolffang731]

22:05 A legend was born

[@TheHylan143]

The onion?

[@jamesmacq4130]

someone needs to make a GIF of that

[@StayFrosty5105]

reminds me of that frog gif

[@1nt3rD1ct0r]

It's true, however due to your profile picture I can never agree with you.

[@NightFuryFan150]

Wolffang731 was it TheLegend27?

[@shiftwoodstudios7636]

9:51 I love how your the only one who works there and job bot is employee of the month

[@DarkdevilKnight0]

I'm terrified of Geoff's plans with that onion.

[@paragonjones13]

You mean grilled sausages? What's wrong with that?

[@emmapism]

When Jeremy enlarged the hotdogs and used them as nunchucks I lost it 😂 The three of them together, so fucking funny. Little J!

[@DGGRevolution]

This is less of a grocery store and more of a gas station mart. The main difference is the likelihood of ending up on The First 48.

[@TheJoel3803]

Jeremy playing this is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

[@dylanhuang1598]

You know it's a good video when it has Michael eating cheese and drinking soda while sitting on the floor of a convenience store as protest against his job.

[@UltraPrimal]

I wonder if you super-sized the 24 hour energy drink, does it become a 48 hour energy drink?

[@ashtondownes3318]

+Alright. Cool. You get wings*

[@yoah426]

best comment of the year

[@craftyjaz8777]

it still would be 24hours it is only has more drink and only a bigger can

[@Bingolo_Dingolo]

+jazmine higgins stop ruining a joke

[@echo12345ish]

Someones asking the right questions

[@chrisabim]

1:59 Look where he gets the "hot dog" in real life LOL

[@hibryd1]

Watching them play Job Simulator is always fantastic

[@TayR0C]

Even more fascinating because they've never had a real job in their lives

[@em7147]

+TayR0C You apparently don't listen well. Michael and Gavin used to work at Grocery stores. Jeremy had a job before achievement hunter, because he could afford to pay rent, etc. Don't be mad because you can't get a job like this.

[@TayR0C]

you're right. I'm mad that I cant get a "job" like this. These guys are awesome. They sure lucked out in life. I wish I had charisma.

[@racer927]

I like how people get really moody over someone else's job choice.

[@whatthehec108]

14:55 "You're always on top of shit Gavin!" Except in fan fiction.

[@SKDISH]

Fucking hell. Jeremy was hilarious when he realized Hot Dogs needed to be served. Scared the customer with his kung fu

[@rodd_boward]

Vr the champions is one of my favorite lets play series.

[@markradick9213]

This is one of my favorite ah vids. I come here for comfort

[@FranciumBoron]

12:46 The sound that Michael makes is hilarious. 😂

[@samiamrg7]

I love how their default reaction after picking something up is to just chuck it off somewhere.

[@_shark_chick_]

I hate that I actually felt bad for the grannybot not winning the loto😩😂

[@robinw.8083]

The bit where Michael sits down and Jeremy says "he's eating cheese" reminded me of overhearing a conversation behind me in line at a concert once which amounted to a group of friends being let down by their friend because he was sat at home on the sofa eating cheese (the asked where his gf was and she was apparently going to the shops for more cheese). Weird thing to be reminded of by an ah video

[@SpaceboyBilliards]

Lost it when Michael said, "All she does is take dongles in her ports."

Jeremy "Seperate the blacks from the whites" Dooley

[@Skelatox]

*colors from the whites

[@tuckerslaughter2662]

Lights from the darks

[@danielm6739]

Jeremy "separate but equal" Dooley

[@pupinator98]

laundry: "separate the whites from the colored"

[@thefullestcircle]

[insert joke about Let's Watch The Witness here]

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

25:10 Jeremy almost makes a "colors vs whites" joke, but wisely decides against it lol

[@thebigsplappy2052]

"smacks hot dogs on table" GIVE ME DOGS! 😂😂

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

You know its gonna be a great video with them just enjoying themselves when it takes 10 minutes to get a customer

[@furiousmoose4633]

Jeremy repeatedly scanning his own face may be one of the funniest looking things I've seen him do

[@lawwilliams7591]

4:18 made me laugh so hard Gavin's mouth noises are the funniest

[@mynamedoesntmatter9013]

Jeremy's got me in tears ohmygod this dude is the funniest midget ever

[@bensmith7964]

bahahahaha could you imagine if in real life if the cashier slowly ducked down and came up to realize the customer doing the same thing.

[@OrionX700]

I hope Michael never wins the lottery, as this has proven he will immediately regress to a cheese-eating firework fiend.

[@robbierob106]

Jeremy was absolutely hilarious in this video!!

[@RobinBlueNose17]

16:10 Geoff walks up to the camera and shows an onion and says nothing

[@tracyl8939]

Underrated scene

[@lizardenderman]

Was looking for a comment that addressed this

[@zer0theultimate]

21:58 - 22:13 Jeremy's head spin 😂😂😂

[@Daluna13]

I think this is quickly becoming my favorite series

[@justin2308]

I first watched this when I was finishing high school and didn’t have a job yet. Seven years later? I’ve got at least three years of customer service under my belt and I gotta say: This video HITS DIFFERENT now.

[@danieltheisland]

Gavin: "This looks like a hotdog" As he's unknowingly holding the remote very close to Jeremy's crotch.

[@CottonKaityHead]

@19:34 is Jeremy's actual height behind the counter if he worked as a store clerk.

[@creedence8069]

lmao

[@charliep123]

This is officially one of their funniest videos ever

[@carwyn3691]

10:53 Why are you poiting at me, Geoff?

[@alexanderwebster4]

Best feeling when you see something that makes you want to eat hot dogs, then you realize your having hot dogs for supper

[@Lixae]

Now this is a realistic store clerk lets play. Screwing around and eating everything XD Brings back memories.

[@Mario2Master]

Gavin Free is absolutely the key to make VR entertaining

[@pots8667]

after 8 minutes Gavin already wanted someone else to play says great things about the game

[@TransistorBased]

This is the best video they've done in a long time

[@Chuzado_117]

"you know what this kinda looks like a hot dog" as Gavin is pointing at Jeremys pants lmao

[@Chowdonut]

It might just be because it's really late, but 17:35 - 18:10 had me in tears laughing.

[@galahadtg7884]

watching gav make a fool out of himself is what gets me up in the morning

[@Zahlen0]

Well, whoever does best at least can be sure to put this on their Job Resume as "Store Clerk Experience" when they get fired xD

[@Femkroner]

Hooow can it be eight years already?! I feel like they just moved to this office

[@ernestosera7758]

laundry segregation joke killed me kuz of how true it was lol

[@valdeits9250]

2:53 Gavin spills the drink and the shakes his leg

[@sodaesq.6366]

I have so much fun watching you guys play Job Simulator! Don't forget about mounting the camera like in the auto parts one, that was hilarious

[@toz_man3904]

xD lost my shit when Gavin said "Right, put those up there, oh where are the sausages?"

[@danielmanchester8908]

OMG, I saw this in my sub box with the picture of the hot dog, and thought it said Jack simulator.

[@FPSGamer48]

The game designers REALLY thought of everything in this game.

[@racer927]

That is the great thing about Owlchemy Labs games, both Job Simulator and Virtual Rick-ality have a lot of foresight put into them and the solutions to the tasks are *very* open-ended.

[@ryleighs9575]

For some reason, the peeking over the counter thing was the funniest thing to me :P

[@alexowen955]

Amazing. So when do they do VR porn?

[@EmilyH7577]

They've already done it

[@bazookapenguinz3376]

+Emily Holden Really?

[@shadowthesupersaiyan]

+Emily Holden Wait WHAT

[@schmixes4891]

Idk but funhaus probably has done it

[@Ba12a198]

+Bbor Darb the two opposites of the world: cow chop and funny content

[@bakuhatsubutsu]

Michael's disembodied hand pointing at the bag on the counter: this, I know. I know howda bag.

[@mrfirebass]

half an hour VR the Champions the prophecy has been fulfilled

[@david-ut9wh]

I JUST realized this was a song reference....

[@nerdygorilla1]

Don't want to sound rude but you don't sound like the sharpest tool in the shed. Lol

[@TheSooperGrover]

How old are you?

[@TheSooperGrover]

+The one the only Degan the Vegan Gonna go ahead and assume you're 12.

[@theonetheonlydeganthevegan4392]

TheSooperGrover I'm 13 god get it right!

[@dedfsh0114]

Same

[@AnimeSummit]

Jeremy, the whole "color the top of your hair" thing only really works if the hair has some decent length to it.

[@ratclown690]

anime is for nerds

[@AnimeSummit]

+Boiled Cabbage KZbin Let's Plays are for nerds.

[@ratclown690]

i didnt watch it, i just went to the video to look at the comments

[@AnimeSummit]

+Boiled Cabbage and that's less nerdy?

[@wad3rp976]

+Anime Summit So you're a double nerd then...

[@lainey5311]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MOM?! I HAVE A JOB!

[@rojagreen]

Jeremy is super funny in this; he was born to be an Achievement Hunter.

[@glennTR]

I love Micheal's reaction to jeremy in the begining

[@enfys_cariad]

'Hi welcome to Mashi-Mart, my name is Elmer. How can I help you today?' ~ Brandon Rodgers

[@Hollyhock_Music]

I could watch ages of this

[@IkeFanBoy64]

The Bots in Job Simulator are definitely in my top 3 favorite robots. Next to Plumbots from Sims 3, and Assaultrons from Fallout 4

[@connorgoudeau4401]

I've watched like 6 vr the Champions and I just realized it's a play on words for the "we are the Champions song" wow

[@Solar424]

This is the greatest game AH have ever played

[@Irishrachel1]

I am a human on my lunch break from my job as a cashier at a supermarket watching other humans work as a cashier in a virtual world

[@itaroons]

Michael playing this game would so be me if i was a store clerk. :D hhaah

[@jsaund10]

9:10 I'm with Michael I never would have thought to scan the change lol

[@chandlerwatkins8055]

9:45 "what a fool i was" lmao

[@actionpanels]

When Jeremy yells "store clerk!" I swear to god I heard "SNORKELER!"

[@MrMinecrafter78]

Geoff discreetly trying to smell Michael and Gavin

[@jaycenallen3155]

Jeremy hiding from the robots is great!

[@iiGingiey]

I like to imagine that they didn't notice that it kind od looked like a hotdog until they rematched it

[@MegaEmmanuel09]

This video just shows why I love Jeremy

[@Anomalocaria]

9:12 rofl. this dude hasn't changed one bit, the way he occasionally just lights the room up for saying something stupid is phenomenal. _just scan the money and see how much it's worth._

[@chrisidoo]

Geoff offered me an onion. I have extra layers of happiness now.

[@d4ark972]

Good thing Lil J didn't talk about segregating laundry...

[@Tylerman-zt3bd]

VR the Champions is your best series.

[@endofescape]

Lil J honestly makes me laugh harder than most people in the AH office. I've been watching for years but I don't think I've been as entertained as I am by Jeremy since Ray left.

[@matthewrandell5055]

22:17 it's the lint-roller character from Jeremy's Papers Please videos xD

[@Firedoesminecraft]

10:27 A wild Geoff appears!!

[@SqpH]

One the funniest AH videos I've ever seen

[@hello11197]

Yay! It's the one Gavin video of the week!

[@Steryon91]

I love this :) i want 10 hours of this :) please make more of thiss!!!!

[@CMonroe42]

Geoff is just randomly carrying around an onion😂😂

[@annikawassilak3674]

Gavin and Jeremy read each others minds in this one Gavin: ridiculous idea Jeremy: nods sensibly and makes casual comment Michael: ? the FUCK

[@deadlywarpanda1175]

Jeremy's amazing Reddit reference " banana for scale". That's why Jeremy's the best

[@theonetheonlydeganthevegan4392]

Isn't banana for scale 9gag?

[@weissschnee1591]

+The one the only Degan the Vegan 9gag wishes it was banana for scale

[@gothtokki]

Michaels reaction to the sparkler😂😂

[@pearchris]

After a thousand or so episodes of VR the Champions, I finally understand what it means, lol

[@CookiesNMilf]

Actually Michael, yes you do take them from the fridge and throw them on the roller grill. Sometimes they are frozen sometimes they aren’t.

[@shawns.12]

This video never gets old

[@SleepNeed]

Even a virtual hotdog getting ketchup put on it is an insult to hotdogs.

[@ThyndGH]

this series is so good.

[@goodmorning8674]

I could watch these all day

[@Firedoesminecraft]

There's still another thing in Job Simulator you haven't done yet. The Chef one.

[@bit_ronic]

it took 10 minutes until michael started attending customers