Shuba: * massaging her temples and smoking a cigar * "Half my department is ditching patrol to hang out at the strip club, one of my officers is in the newspaper with her ass out AND under investigation for excessive use of force, there's some taxi driver that has made it their mission to demolish every street light in my city, and yet that taxi is STILL safer than the paramedics that keep losing patients during transport, the recently opened bakery might be selling drug lace pastries, the Sherriff is misusing police resources to romance the most wanted criminal in the city, and here I see the one officer I THOUGHT I could always count on being shared online gambling with municipal funds!" * begins furiously chewing a handful of TUMS * * radio beeps * Matsuri: "Chief, I'm responding to a call from the local mechanic. They say there's a gang of dancers rubbing their rears all over a sports car, and the mechanic can't get out..."
@VtuberBitsАй бұрын
"Every day ends with a Tums festival!!"
@deathmachineableАй бұрын
I assume this recording was taken during Commissioner Subaru's very enthusiastic meeting with Mayor Yagoo....
@plopcornmachine2375Ай бұрын
Subakainu?
@grimsladeleviathan3958Ай бұрын
subaSadge
@karneheni23 күн бұрын
"Half my department is ditching patrol to hang out at the strip club" - and another half chilling in casino %)
@michaelchuang3102Ай бұрын
I love that HoloGTA is just one big seatbelt ad
@ValcoireIGRАй бұрын
FYI, staff-san scolding Marine and Okayu trying emotes was because of the Animal Video"incident" Matsuri had before in VCR GTA
@MomoyonАй бұрын
what is this Animal video "incident" you speak of?
@ReverseChАй бұрын
@@Momoyon Matsuri and Laplus pretended to have sex with a few guys in that server
@ImaginaryKnaveАй бұрын
@@Momoyon Matsuri made an AV in VCR GTA using emotes and got someone banned from streaming for I think like a week or two.
@untokajiАй бұрын
@@Momoyonin previous VCR GTA Matsuri and Mitii (Twitch streamer) was doing an adult scene that makes her being suspend to streaming for a few days Animal Video = AV = Adult Video
@pilarpaksiАй бұрын
@@Momoyon kzbin.info/www/bejne/nqDCeKKplJyVl5I
@AngellishVАй бұрын
"KANADEEEEEEEEEEEEHH" Oozora Subaru, every HoloGTA stream, no matter what which one.
@MicfalАй бұрын
Lol Marine had to age herself up to legally work in "hostess club"
@SeanCrosserАй бұрын
She's just having one of those 30s days
@YenZin108Ай бұрын
And then Marine & Lamy recruited the "18-year old" AZKI on her first day, literally picking her up on the street when she was wondering what job to do, and bringing her to the Cabaret club without telling her what kind of place it was.
@deathmachineableАй бұрын
@@YenZin108 Only for the same AZKI turning into a full blown drug dealer..... quite the place this HoloSantos is....
@GreenKaigaiNikiАй бұрын
When I saw Botan's outfit I wondered if she knew what the hat said. When she told Subaru and bursted out laughing it was the perfect ending.
@Arashi257Ай бұрын
Lol, that's pretty funny. I also see why she always wore green now, cause she made Peter Pan😅
@Strlz_RemtachiАй бұрын
Ao-kun: * always flirting with girls * Ao-kun when something actually happens: IIIIYAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@piplupcolaАй бұрын
Ao kun be like "I was just flirting with them cos it was funny i didn't expect anything to happen!"
@cirmothe9Ай бұрын
Korone smashing into the pole had me wheezing from Mio's perspective.
@shadowknight9345Ай бұрын
It had Mio wheezing, too.
@johnnyMcSheepАй бұрын
This whole HoloGTA Arc can be made into 3 movies at least
@ZengkoyАй бұрын
Great clips as always! The music cutoff when Korone crashed killed me
@shirokuma196Ай бұрын
It was not bad to the "bone", it was bad at the "brakes"
@VernnellАй бұрын
I freaking love Subaru yelling Kanade's name, is like that episode of the Simpsons were Mick Jagger yells at Homer. It already become so iconic. Thanks for the fun compilation of clips!
@tysonfontanezАй бұрын
Thanks for this! There are some clips in here I haven't seen anywhere else
@bigbakaboonАй бұрын
Also the edit you did at 4:43 is amazing. Just pausing the big blue track just and plays the "crash" sound *chefs kiss*
@ImaginaryKnaveАй бұрын
Thank you for translating and making this video :)
@Duplucky5Ай бұрын
Best part is that you give us more clips we don't see anywhere. And thank you for the big laugh at around 9:00 🤣
@TheOneGEАй бұрын
Best daughter K A N A D EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~~~~~~~~~ is a work of bratty ART!!!!!!!!
@shadowknight9345Ай бұрын
You can literally just stick your hand in this mine and pull out gold every time! Also, it is now mandatory that you include at least one "KANADE!!!!!!!" from the duck in future grab bags whenever possible.
@cyrene03Ай бұрын
your taste in moments to clip is always so 🤌
@aimal_clipsАй бұрын
As Hololive droping event back to back, clippers need to keep up with it. 😂 Thanks for the clip, mate, good job! Remember to take rest from time to time. 👍🏻
@yodawgzgaming4416Ай бұрын
How is it this insanely fun to watch the holomems browse a holomem-only fake GTA twitter? 😆 Everything they upload is so great
@JustCoffeeThankYouАй бұрын
I love the "Watame is on the scene!" 6:19
@MrBoniecАй бұрын
I am convinced japanese woman are exceptionally gifted drivers
@joe9893Ай бұрын
I know a lot of them are new to GTA, but it’s hilarious and somewhat shocking how bad holomem are at driving
@fluttzkrieg439213 сағат бұрын
I don't think a single one of them likes cars, much less plays games about driving
@endrollcurtaincallАй бұрын
Thank you for the great work as always! I saw your comment about how you've grabbed some good bits whenever you were able to tune in but this was a lot sooner than I was expecting
@VtuberBitsАй бұрын
Yeah, this format takes a little less time to put together, technically.
@me-qh7bxАй бұрын
@@VtuberBits You’re the goat, honestly. Appreciate the compilations man.
@nny2055Ай бұрын
禁断のHoloGTAに手を出したなwwwこの編集は荒行になるでw ほんまありがとう(^o^)
@VtuberBitsАй бұрын
まあ。。。そう😅 やってみたかっただけ。
@nny2055Ай бұрын
@@VtuberBits ええんやで、僕はすきやで。
@shirokuma196Ай бұрын
The girls are teaching us how to not drive recklessly.
@edneedsacat3791Ай бұрын
ayyyy, my fave clipper/subber! thanks for this!
@CSLucasEpicАй бұрын
Anyone see those ild 80s and 90s cop movies, where the Police Chief would yell out an officer name all angry? That is Subaru yelling KANADEEEEEE!
@DanielDugovicАй бұрын
Honda Sports Ambassador Korone forgot to wear her seatbelt.
@MisterTwitАй бұрын
The clip of Marine hearing drunken panchira Lamy in the other room should not have made me laugh this hard
@anonbabiАй бұрын
Thank you for the compilation!! Is better to see the best moment of each day
@OverrideMyFearsАй бұрын
I swear, you're the best!!! Thank you for your service!!!
@MainGoldDragonАй бұрын
im SO glad hololive got to experience the same joy that was the VCR GTA servers!
@RaphaelATАй бұрын
14:30 is literally the Smithers meme from the Simpsons!
@grimsladeleviathan3958Ай бұрын
16:15 I don't know if this is an editing mistake or intentional (keyframes can suck, I know), but Noel slowly leaving frame as she tries to explain herself is really funny lmao
@ReiSomethin_Ай бұрын
Thank you for the translations!
@Not_ChenАй бұрын
17:20 Ollie Sneezed 🙏🏼
@HappyDog-f2lАй бұрын
最高な切り抜き ありがとうございます。
@shizunakuroshiАй бұрын
Police Mama Subaru and her Trooublesome Daugthers :D
@plopcornmachine2375Ай бұрын
I think my favorite parts are staff san throwing random things into existence. They really made the most of this private server.
@jakubgrzybek6181Ай бұрын
You know Noel was excited to have Subaru as her mom
@BlakeElliott35Ай бұрын
HoloGTA needs to be an annual event.
@obitoxshinobi8978Ай бұрын
1:15 shuba chan laugh remind me of Brook One Piece😂
@MrMattThorАй бұрын
The best clipper is here!!
@Arthur-xr1vk25 күн бұрын
Subaru: In terms of money, WE HAVE NONE. Zhong Li from Genshin Impact: First time?
@MaskofFaytАй бұрын
The music playing whenever korone got on the bike killed me
@irrelevance90Ай бұрын
The GOAT
@emonnyentrickАй бұрын
Your ability to create segment title is immaculate
@VtuberBitsАй бұрын
Ah thankya thankya.
@SeanCrosserАй бұрын
The most important lesson to take away is: Always wear your seatbelt.
@MyenMarlkinАй бұрын
9:06 - Oh god. My sides! Miosha's screams of despair and confusion mixed with Korone's panic is just gold. Man every group just has their story this even is just that big.
@emirizmer4177Ай бұрын
hell yeaaa please make it long series 🥰🥰🥰
@maeepicrealАй бұрын
i swear to god the exagerated nearly sitcom situations between the police department , subaru and kanade... i love it 5:41 needs to be animated oh my god
@driftspecs13Ай бұрын
16:05 that's the exact sound my texts make on my phone, so I kept thinking I was getting texts the whole video. 😭
@noraiouАй бұрын
No matter which part of this video I watch, every parts make me laugh so hard and made my day lol Especially Korone (Riding a motorcycle and crashing left & right) and Marine & Lamy's (Job for free) part lol MORE! WE WANT MORE!!!
@joshpineau405Ай бұрын
I wonder how often Marine and Okayu are told they can't colab because they are so dangerous.
@ExoticBankaiАй бұрын
Really funny all this !
@Q9TeenАй бұрын
3:10 I think Marine says: "mazeru yo!" which means "lemme join/participate too!"
@myrvynaquilino1152Ай бұрын
Poor police. They are broke while the gang, car repairs and hospital are raking in the money
@yanuarnorman529Ай бұрын
Thank you!
@kabob21Ай бұрын
15:00 Ooooooh that’s what those clips of Watame saying “butt car washes are the best!” mean. Sasuga Wata-oji-san 🥲
@satansshadow218Ай бұрын
The inside of the police station looks just like the one in Gotham
@Not_ChenАй бұрын
Ty bro 🙏🏼
@oozarusamaАй бұрын
If you're wondering why Marine and Okayu received a warning, there's a story behind it. In short, it all starts with a certain crazy girl who wears a schoolgirl skirt and leggings. She wanted to make an AV inside GTA, including clothes, until she was discovered, that's where it all started.
@pingu6338Ай бұрын
Lamy is in the zone
@DaddySenpai35Ай бұрын
Korone peak comedy lollll
@nny2055Ай бұрын
バイクのBGMは、ちょうどよくダサくて好き😂すごいsilly www
@guilherme5094Ай бұрын
👍Thanks!!
@MasterBeydorАй бұрын
Note to self. Do not, and i mean "DO NOT" let this girls drive at all cost
@dumisme6910Ай бұрын
Its all just pure comedy 🤣🤣🤣
@tehjefeyАй бұрын
Bro these people are cooked....
@nyxzebqАй бұрын
in VCR GTA strip club is mostly man who did the dance and here in HoloGTA even more yabai 😭
@UnaliqАй бұрын
Dude, you're gonna love Mumei and her skateboarding mihaps and her moment with Anya scaring Ayame and Towa. xD
@perotekkuАй бұрын
12:30, man, what is the music playing in this part? It sounds so familiar, maybe Frieren?
@VtuberBitsАй бұрын
That's Long Road Ahead by Kevin Kevin MacLeod, the goat.
@ibnufarizi258Ай бұрын
letsgoo
@maku1312Ай бұрын
will you continue 7dtd series?
@VtuberBitsАй бұрын
Yup! Part 8 is fully translated already, just need to do typesetting and some editing!
@taigachshj18 күн бұрын
🥰🥰🥰
@Ray27thАй бұрын
Really love the hand edit lol 6:33
@agmadseven9702Ай бұрын
14:58 Im dying😂
@EnorIIIАй бұрын
8:43 The editing is killing me xD
@housemanaАй бұрын
2:35 man i love Marine
@bigbakaboonАй бұрын
1:33 how do you say dunce in jp? Or dimwit? I looked it up but kind find any matching pronounciation or romaji, i'm dyslexic so runes are not on the menu.
@VtuberBitsАй бұрын
It's "のろま" -> "noroma"
@dragonninjaryu6489Ай бұрын
F-Zero Big Blue used. Vid gets an auto thumbs up from me, even though it's just the Mario kart version