Theo's Big Story, Hollywood Humiliation Rituals & Why Weller Hugs Trees

[@ImJimmyC]

Listened to the first upload, time to rewatch the full episode

[@uk5g262]

You never rewatched you just came to comment 😂

[@ImJimmyC]

​@@uk5g262 Literally watching it now you melon 😂

[@Alex-dk6fj]

Joe had his rodger out AGAIN

[@iitomlad101hd]

@@uk5g262what would you know ya lemon

[@nikkithebulldozer2960]

My name eh Jeff

[@Theothesleeper]

the real reason teddy baker is running these marathons is I believe he's subconsciously running away from his gay feelings for men like tom cruise does in his movies 🏃 love the podcast boys!

[@epicfunnymemes1815]

Thank the lord 🙏

[@Gmsheps]

Comedy lad

[@Jiggletuesniggle]

At first I didn't think theo was gay but after hearing him glorify his dap up with another guy it's just such a testament to how he's excited about another man touching him but pretends it's about friendship. He truly is a closet homosexual

[@m1ru123]

Very likely

[@uk5g262]

Yeah i do think he might be a bit gay

[@selthy1174]

Vintage Teddy Baker : - Telling boring stories - Dressed like he's come straight from the London marathon - Wearing Arsenal shorts This is Wafflin Heritage

[@jackdavies4116]

Weller with his tats out arms comfy on the table, classic

[@lt8400]

@@selthy1174 I don't get the second point, does theo do marathons??

[@coreycampbell8269]

@@lt8400he’s done an iron man, don’t think he’s mentioned it

[@masonearl7495]

with luke having a jumper on with his hands together with 99 aura, pure wafflin heritage

[@serinatee]

Theo and his story’s have to be the funniest thing ever like he hypes them up so much 😭😭

[@Sxmjxn]

38:45 Theo standing up to comfort Joe straight away was honestly so cute and shows how close they are 🥺. Got flashbacks from when the roles were reversed during Theo’s breakup and experienced the same thing, and Joe was very caring about whether Theo wanted to stop or not

[@SportsCardsUK]

Joe missed a prime opportunity there for a revival of “wow tell us again”

[@ketgremlin8776]

Would’ve ruined it

[@Alex-dk6fj]

26:05 "My body filling up with that yellow feeling", Joe enjoyed doing a bubbly that much he want's that yellow feeling every second of the day

[@tomevans1388]

Great episode, I can understand why you won't, but I think releasing the episode where Joe is struggling would be a really eye opening episode. Good to see the gentler side to Joe.

[@matthewjackson4299]

Love how Weller is always true to himself and looks to explore himself and believes theres more to life that what people are boxed into

[@bluemo128]

Time stamps: (Enjoy guys!) 00:00- 00:25 Intro Clips 00:26- 00:35 Intro 00:36- 01:19 Theo getting wasted at the Fellas party 🤢🤢 01:20- 02:27 Harry Kane spiked Joe's drink 🍷🍷 02:28- 04:46 Theo's best dap handshake happened in a bathroom🫸🫷 04:47- 05:43 Did Theo regret getting wasted? 05:44- 10:46 People living really restricts lives 🚭🚭 10:47- 15:46 Joe going to Octoberfest with the bread gang 🍺🍺 15:47- 17:55 Every girl fancies Joe Weller 😍😍 17:56- 18:27 Joe breaking up with his girlfriend 18:28- 21:30 The bubbly guy buying a pocket p***y 21:31- 21:45 Is Joe secretly the bubbly guy? 🗿🗿 21:46- 22:48 Joe's mum finding his s*x doll 22:49- 29:59 Joe's new hypnotherapy skills 🪬🪬 30:00- 32:43 Getting a psychic on the podcast next 32:44- 34:16 Theo wants Derren Brown on the podcast 34:17- 36:15 Did Joe sell his soul? 36:16- 37:27 All the weird rituals in Hollywood 37:28- 38:33 Joe hugging trees again 38:34- 39:05 Post breakup podcast that never got uploaded 39:06- 43:05 Joe p*ssing and hugging the same tree with his dog 43:06- 43:56 Dancing on the podcast 43:57- 45:11 Theo roasting Luke and Joe 45:12- 45:37 Joe dressing smart to be be smart 45:38- 46:20 Joe used to dress up like a lady and a little boy before moving to London? 46:21- 46:48 Joe wearing whatever feels right 46:49- 46:53 Theo having really thick hair 46:54- 47:10 What are the boys coping mechanism (47:10 when the first upload cut off) 47:11- 51:21 Theo being alpha and being a completely different person from school 51:22- 52:04 Joe loves famine energy 52:05- 52:32 Theo “Beer and B*tches” Baker 52:33- 54:44 Having your life predetermined 54:45- 58:34 Is monogamy the only option?

[@MattJackson-s4z]

You’ve got way too much time on your hands

[@Framo94]

It's AI.... They don't do anything 😂​@@MattJackson-s4z

[@josephflood8507]

Nice one fella👍🏼

[@Framo94]

@@MattJackson-s4z it's Ai

[@kianlyons7708]

Theo has to be one of the funniest parts of wafflin atm, I find him hilarious in everything he does😭 love all three of you boys🙏😂

[@LazyReece]

Thank you for sharing that thrilling story Theo, almost brought me to a tear with how incredible it was. A true miracle

[@LouisDeeYT]

Love how Theo came out in this episode

[@OlpyColpy]

We’ve seen Theo cry when his ex cheated on him, we want to see the full episode of Joe’s breakup. It’s only fair. We want to see the real Joe. Think it would be really powerful

[@senoj_97]

It's not really up to us - if Joe doesn't feel comfortable showing us that episode then that's his decision really. I agree it would be powerful but even showing us a clip of it was quite brave

[@OlpyColpy]

@@senoj_97that’s a fair point

[@AN-filmandmusic]

Did his long term ex cheat?? I thought they just broke up.

[@zakthompson9215]

​@@AN-filmandmusic Yeah it seems like she did, the way Joe in the episodes after would refer to it as "what she did" and "what happened to Theo" and stuff like that

[@osiancjones]

Theo on brilliant form this episode

[@jackbull1727]

Theo’s outros are my new fav part of the pod

[@c.g161]

Back to old school wafflin vibes! Keep at it lads

[@augment999]

Malfoy pretending to have no clue about fleshlights 😂😂😂 come onnnn man

[@Jon-yx3xc]

Would love to hear Joe talk about the Chris MD video on the next pod - wonder if he feels like the hypnotherapy helped on the penalties

[@Heizzer47]

You’re kidding me right now. 2 wafflin episodes in 1 day

[@ArjGee]

No it's the same video bruv. They had to upload it again because the last 16 mins was missing.

[@Heizzer47]

@@ArjGee yeh ik mate. that’s why the first was privated

[@olivercook3029]

The number of times Luke asks Theo a question and he interprets it completely wrong is mental! Quite a noticeable difference in intelligence levels but it works 😂

[@jjrodon5156]

It’s nice to see when the boys talk about stories during school and have a laugh about it. You can tell that for a moment they go back to that memory and realise how far they’ve come since. I think we can all relate to that, that feeling of nostalgia.

[@oranmagee]

So good they had to upload it twice 🙏

[@lkay2948]

why’s Joe dressed up a dean ambrose 😭😭😭😭

[@keirangeorge9046]

This was great ep lads, proper old school Wafflin. Best one of the return so far

[@madushabalasuriya3839]

this feels like a classic Wafflin episode, so good

[@katiastas3828]

great ep! Joe keep talking about yourself all the time, your stories are great ! Luke and Theo are great tooo

[@drteashades]

hello joe weller bot account

[@gibbsey2000]

3 guarantees in life- Death. Taxes. Teddy baker telling a shitty boring but somehow intriguing story😂😂😂 love it

[@JN-nz9bc]

The Theo outro's got me creasing

[@3t.444]

joes personality is soo goated

[@lkay2948]

Theos demure and cutesy comment genuinely nearly made me gag , not the teddy baker we know and love

[@dayofdisarray]

love waking up in the morning to a new Wafflin episode, keep it up fellas

[@olliegard5996]

Joe is a great example of how cleaning your lifestyle up can make you look different

[@edhs6353]

We got the full length 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@nateveitch7]

Watching the boys work out classical conditioning is great

[@lachlanbrophey6357]

Can someone calculate how many break ups Weller has been through since the beginning of Wafflin

[@davescramble8530]

21:56 joe literally relived the jump from being caught bshsgahahahahaha 🤣🤙🏽💚

[@isaacclarke3295]

This was a 47 minute video so well done for extending this for over an hour boys!

[@j2005crgn]

Teddy baker don’t refer to another male as demure and cutesy again, had to really stop myself from clicking off

[@Theothesleeper]

@j2005crgn his powerfully gay feelings for men surface with each new episode

[@OiBlake]

Unfortunately these eps are filmed about a month before release so that was around the 48 hour period where that phrase was “funny”

[@j2005crgn]

@@OiBlakeik it’s a shame about how early they’re filmed now, bring back the old format

[@Moxhification]

I'm so glad you guys are back btw

[@jonathonchicksen2486]

This is the best one yet😂😂😂💪🏽. Thanks lads

[@jamesbaikie7809]

The goated podcast!! You boys are class

[@SAMEEDEE56]

They definitely do NOT say “Yoo hoo big summer blowout” in Simpsons Malloy 😭 💀

[@bustagina4273]

It’s from frozen😂

[@tadeuszmusic]

Yeah that's from Frozen lol. The Swedish shop where they buy supplies.

[@Mikmckay94]

theo is a legend

[@aaronbrown2585]

Another pod with Elliot with the travelling stories would be unreal

[@fjfhrhrrurhrb7421]

Starts from the deleted episode 47:11 onward

[@zakinthebox5963]

thanks

[@Comast2300]

Joe not saying anything and just looking into the camera after Theo’s story made me near choke on my food, I was in hysterics 😂

[@g7g.productions211]

Hi Joe, I love the podcast and it has helped me a lot thanks!

[@EthanKnottsSmith]

Im so glad this is back, just like the old times! :)

[@MagikCode]

Really enjoyed the story about the dap

[@OwenLaird-bc3mh]

Leggings under shorts is unreal drip from Theo

[@trocaderosoda250]

"Sry im not a Tree-hugger and a stiff idiot who cant dance" got me xD

[@semionwalker4]

'What? The tree that you've just pissed on?!' Ah Luke 😂

[@Shahana-k1m]

As someone with a psychology degree listening to them talking about operant conditioning and positive reinforcement is crazy

[@bms10-8]

2:58 TELL US AGAIN 🤣

[@Olly.foster]

When you say REM sleep Joe, it’s because your brain goes into ‘Theta state’ the brain waves change from gamma state (fully awake) at rate of around 38-80hz to 4-7hz. This is what our brain falls to when we’re really tired or as you said in REM sleep. In Theta state our subconscious is a lot more susceptible. So whatever your hypnotherapist tells you, will be more likely to stick and therefore allows her to change your subconscious ‘settings’

[@iterra2000]

Joe: all I do is talk about myself Theo : I’ve had the cleanest dap

[@danieljames4546]

WE NEED MORE THAN ONE EP A WEEEEEK

[@Shololam9]

Love how Theo is the most confident steady guy in the world until he has to read out their own email address and just crumbles 😂

[@slushyrh]

As an Australian that definitely has not done any of the mentioned activates, I have witnessed most of them.

[@lucianofang]

Not sure comparing getting a coffee is the same as injecting Mandy 😂😂

[@lt8400]

24:00 This is called state dependent memory but lukey boo is slightly misinterpreting it. Revising chewing gum then taking the exam chewing gum = revising NOT chewing gum and taking the exam NOT chewing gum Performance would be impaired if you revised chewing gum and sat the exam NOT chewing gum, or vice versa.

[@sophieclarke7540]

“Why was my sick black- shepherds pie- i dont know 😊” - Theo

[@rosieskye2004]

i’m so glad wafflin is back going through a rough 6 months with my physical and mental health and this podcast coming back has helped me sm. Every sunday i look forward for another episode you 3 never fail to make me laugh so thank you for that🙂❤️

[@joshipaulin]

Such a good episode

[@Tattzz]

If I watch the whole ad instead of skipping, does it make the lads more money?😂

[@Limperiscrazy]

100% agree with everything joe is saying in this episode, Theo and Luke are blocking out the truth.

[@TJ-eo2qf]

Luke dropping facts this whole podcast

[@AMACarter]

Love the episode - but just so you know Joe, coffee is actually a healthy drink. Absolutely no problem with drinking good quality coffee!

[@MutualOutlook]

Because of Joe I now tell women I’m into star signs and have crystals on my nipples at all times. Thanks, you’ve saved me.

[@AhmadBehz]

The whole segment on a balanced diet is solved via IIFYM (if it fits your macros) basically you eat whatever you want as long as you’re hitting your calories and protein

[@rosieskye2004]

would love to see a hypnotherapist on the pod!! as i’m about to start having sessions

[@lt8400]

2:55 30 years old btw

[@okweedcoolbroismokeyes64]

i have a feeling that Theo has done an iron man, im not sure tho

[@Ben-cw4ln]

half, doesn't really count

[@harviebusby4042]

Joe looks so happy I fucking love it get on lad

[@harviebusby4042]

On joes ‘main character syndrome’. A symptom of adhd/autism is to try to relate to someone’s story by sharing a story of their own. So might be that because he shows other strong symptoms of it like we all know

[@BBM__1980]

I was half way through the first upload then it cut out when you took it down you bastards

[@iceg6149]

Andy Volcano 😂

[@almister999]

Volcano tuggies needs to be it's own upload

[@clarky4130]

Joe you should look into Buddhism, you quote it a lot.

[@kungfutommy]

When you realise how deep this goes, it will blow your mind. Only those with open eyes will NOT be deceived. The proof is there, the real question is, how is your mind working?

[@DasherBeats]

33:56 he’s talking about David Icke

[@Mcsam-ck7qx]

Who’s that

[@jadaluise5490]

As an Aussie....... I'm so sorry, Theo, but those Aussies were pranking you, dude.

[@nicburr69]

Personally loved the boogie segment, can’t believe Luke didn’t join in with us

[@suspendas-dk7sh]

2:58 LMFAOOOOOO😂😂😂😂 ……….

[@cjrm0528]

Why the re-upload?

[@SAMEEDEE56]

It randomly cut off at 47 minutes

[@starcity751]

fuck sake, theo starting it off with another rock paper scissors story

[@onlyonezlatan0934]

Amazing episode as always boys! It’s crazy how good ye are able to connect with your audience, it’s really humane stuff 🫶 absolute legends!!!

[@TheDA-hz2ck]

Quality outro again 😂

[@Jordan-f5p1k]

Im convinced Joe is incredibly close to finding Jesus Christ, talking to a Pastor would change his life

[@forbesyt3423]

Just like how Theo commanded the room when HStikkytokky was on

[@Drooft]

love you too mate..

[@bents8777]

Joe I had a great time dancing with you!

[@katedemenok]

Hugging trees actually does help, it is real.

[@h.roden4]

lads please look up conditioning and state/context dependant memory cues

[@1tatyyyy]

we're back

[@lauramaria8880]

49:25 theo discovers he wasn’t cool at school🤧

[@Spliro]

33:57 does anyone know the name?

[@meldantic3201]

Yeah I was curious about that

[@ToozeyXD]

David Icke I think

[@ye7960]

David icke

[@jackninetynine5036]

Definitely David ike

[@Abc-li1ij]

David icke was the name they bleeped out

[@nathanmargerison5033]

These episode are filmed like 3 weeks ago

[@Grace-tn2cc]

idk why i did that dance, but it felt good