Waiter Gets Roasted For What He Did In Bathroom | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

[@CamiKhaste]

When the world needed him most, he returned with a 7 minute long video.

[@j.garcia6206]

Not all heroes wear capes

[@christianlopez-aguila2454]

Also a special on Netflix!

[@sunnibunni9741]

🤣🤣🤣

[@l.m.1379]

Comedians just might be the heros we need

[@grizzy77]

He never left. Flagrant 2. Tuesday and Fridays.

[@KiyoshiKing]

You *know* Andrew was the kid that’d remember what shoes you had under the stall so he could roast you in the classroom for taking a sh*t. 😭😂

[@ja390es9]

Do people actually care? if someone said in class i took a shit, damn fucking straight i did.

[@mostercreature]

You didn’t go to the right school then lol

[@greatonco7990]

@@ja390es9these kinda ppl must be embarrassed by themselves all the time; most of the sh!t ppl care about don't actually matter.

[@macro8236]

@@greatonco7990 in grand scheme of things nothing actually matters

[@shawnryan2197]

@@macro8236 That's deep.

[@durjoyghosh5602]

Andrew always trying to pair up friendzoned guys. That's my boi. A true wingman.

[@noma3953]

My man

[@spooked2104]

Boutta buy 3 tickets now.

[@MylezNevison]

It's a Patrice O'neal move lol

[@StupiderWithAB]

I made a video on why driving anything but tesla is just raping the environment. You should check it out. It is almost funny.

[@SoSS_Operator]

@@StupiderWithAB The production of Telsa's actually causes more environmental damage than driving normal cars. lmfao.

[@anirbandey303]

I didn't know there was a career option other than - Engineer, Doctor & Disappointment.

[@guillermogarcia8255]

Lmfao

[@cristianperezbrunet7944]

or computer programmer xD

[@shaneprather1493]

lol Mech E all day baby

[@VivekYadav-ds8oz]

@@cristianperezbrunet7944 that's just (software) engineering :)

[@Kristyybug]

omg that third one HITS

[@undead994life]

Nobody’s gonna talk about how he said “walking around, legs around my ankles”

[@MB-xj9cd]

Read this as he said it!

[@tehmodestmouse6275]

They have

[@beautiful7377]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brianbouf8303]

What does that mean?

[@ronharris3411]

Pant legs around his ankles.. I think

[@sidharthamohapatra6950]

disappointment on andrew's face when he found out that the indian guy is gonna be a teacher is gold

[@anthonyzullo]

Haha right, akash is Indian and he's like, maaaannnnne

[@dakshjhamb5514]

Immigrant teaching American student there history

[@michael43567]

I was almost certain he was gonna say something in the medical field. Or maybe mathematics or engineering.

[@topdollarrific]

Maybe he said teacher, but means like college professor at an Ivy League school. 😅

[@sampat97]

Nice to see another Odia homie in the wild

[@Tyler-de4bu]

“So you could raw dog white women and you’re just friend zoning them” 😂😂😂

[@PaigeCtz]

What is raw dog ?

[@santrader1707]

@@PaigeCtz not using condoms

[@ryanrichard602]

@@PaigeCtz you don’t wrap your dog up when your laying the pipe

[@jackamane7818]

i was left speechless after that lmfao

[@neil_sol]

👀

[@_.3086]

I love how he always goes, “What are you?!” and proceeds to make the show all about it

[@anthonyzullo]

Andrew rarely writes material. He's not that kind of comic. Im a story telling comic so I relate to him

[@majorleaguelag]

His crowd work game is on point

[@MinnWasTaken]

"An idiot sandwich!"

[@crewskater06]

@@majorleaguelag The one with him and the gay dude is the best!

[@Jasonatis1]

Love when andrew tries to help the guy get the girl after he simply destroyes him.

[@nomahfuckah2080]

She wasnt into him

[@blahblahh1507]

There's a "The sensors didn't see the guy, because he's black" joke somewhere in there.

[@DanELLAmanCHELLA]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@whyisthisnottyping]

That's no joke I saw a black man struggle with the soap dispenser at a gas station

[@DanELLAmanCHELLA]

@@whyisthisnottyping right!🤣🤣🤣

[@kingdribs9286]

@@whyisthisnottyping 🤣damn

[@seifer9638]

@@whyisthisnottyping 🤣 thank you

[@shashwatshandilya9468]

andrew looked more disappointed than the indian guys parents

[@CarlyCarly1636]

😂😂😂😂

[@manamibored7366]

LMAOO

[@poppgreg5390]

☠️☠️

[@iMisterEnigma]

Oof

[@yadsewnde]

Istg 😂 he really wanted to know who was in the bathroom and just started doing crowd work to pass the time lol

[@bajenbilly]

Hell yeah he's back on stage, baby!

[@StupiderWithAB]

I make comedy videos that nobody likes to watch. You should try watching them. 🤔

[@TheBlargist]

@@StupiderWithAB no

[@cchris881]

Bout time we see him on stage again. Busting up the whole time.

[@DatHombre]

@@StupiderWithAB bruh this is like the 5th video ive seen you comment your dumb shit on n spamming is like the absolute shittiest way to get fans lol. But i did go onto your channel to dislike a video- ur welcome!!

[@4ensyk]

DOOM🙏🏽

[@HuhHe]

"Do not judge a man by how he takes a shit" -Platon

[@StupiderWithAB]

I make comedy videos that nobody likes to watch. You should try watching them. 🤔

[@apeshitclothing]

@@StupiderWithAB Nah. Most likely would not like to watch them.

[@DeCaYsF]

@@StupiderWithAB Got you. I’ll stop by and drop a couple dislikes.

[@CousinSqueeze]

'Judge Him By How He Leaves A Shit...Never Take A Shit...Always Leave One'

[@cosmicman621]

@@CousinSqueeze ...unless your a dog owner...

[@rakhit]

"Legs around my ankles" Someone is drunk. Thank GOD Andrew is back!

[@pranavramraj5141]

Lol I noticed that too

[@Matt-nh3ge]

@@pranavramraj5141 i feel like everyone there noticed it too but everyone went with it😂

[@danteduck9518]

Pants Legs come on now

[@danteduck9518]

@@Matt-nh3ge y'all slow 😂😂

[@danteduck9518]

@@pranavramraj5141 lmao slow

[@guext2458]

Everyone jus sent back their plates after hearing “doodoo fingers”

[@BennyNegroFromQueens]

😂

[@zackhassan]

"If I had to roll a dice, I'd roll it on success". -Andrew Schulz

[@cassandramuthleb2486]

😂🤣 Later when he said, “Crapped out again!” He’s flippin hilarious!

[@rickhunter6479]

A teacher a teacher are you sure you're not Mexican😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@FordaAnt]

Daamn you can't even hide in the toilets to avoid getting roasted by Andrew

[@kyra371]

Underrated comment 😂

[@mierdadeburo303]

@@kyra371 they don’t know lmao

[@chrischris5510]

I know, the guys a Champ!

[@MylezNevison]

There was a joke you left there Andrew "an Indian guy teaching American history to Americans" is a great premise for a punchline.

[@myfoodishere]

good eye, or ear

[@sc0ut333]

He also left on the table how the reason the sensor couldn't turn the light back on was cause the dude blended into the dark

[@davidaldridge5716]

@@sc0ut333 nope. That doesn’t work player..sensor = motion

[@87sanchez87]

Well this isnt the whole show so we willl never know

[@someguy2744]

@@davidaldridge5716 Movement is detected by the change in light??? (I totally understand physics) Both the guy and the room are pitch black ;)

[@aconiic355]

My man was offended for him lmaoooooo he said “teaaacherrrrrr”

[@lg6707]

Just wanna say having suffered severe depression for almost 2 decades now and I struggle to find much funny or entertaining you Andrew Sculz are both. Thanks.

[@bryanrobertson1444]

Only dude that can say “What ARE you?” without the world being triggered

[@hparrish3341]

Only *white dude lol

[@Region8gaming]

@@hparrish3341 he ain't white

[@grainmatter5368]

@@Region8gaming he is italian lol

[@hustlerchris160]

@@grainmatter5368 Scottish*

[@RusselsYTAcc]

@@hustlerchris160 Scottish, Italian and german. Dude is white af

[@shadcovert1160]

When I was strung out on heroin, I'd wake up in completely dark bathrooms all the time. Wake up, briefly panic, and then wave my arms. Lol. Almost 4 years clean now.

[@5050TM]

Congrats, man!

[@adamgulley1399]

Good Job bro!

[@obas100]

You better be doing 4 more clean years bro

[@letsmakemusic4309]

i used to be a fentanyl addict im 3 months clean

[@pranayp1950]

@@letsmakemusic4309 Fuck yeah dude.

[@arwinaziz911]

A couple years ago my friend saw me watching Andrews vids and he wanted to buy some tickets to his show. He was so hyped to get front seat tickets but I kept saying: D O N ‘T

[@adrianlegendheart9297]

How did that turn out

[@harrislam]

couple years ago? Early adopter badge bro

[@arwinaziz911]

@@adrianlegendheart9297 well to be honest I haven’t heard of him in awhile

[@PsyFyFungi]

@@arwinaziz911 Of the friend or of Schulz

[@arwinaziz911]

@@PsyFyFungi uhh the friend obviously 😂

[@vivektripathi1511]

"U SHUD BE CURING CORONA, NOT GETTING THEM FROM KIDS" Andrew is just too gud man!!

[@shivamsemwal598]

This is the most humble and respectful I've seen Schulzy. EVERRR

[@MrWatchmen759]

Why would you take a girl that ur not dating to his show. That’s a suicide mission

[@spoton95]

Ikr

[@mosesblack8946]

Cuz Andrew be tryna hook em up

[@lilcupc4k3s]

To enjoy a good laugh with your friend? Or did something go over my head?

[@WHITELIONNYC]

@Hamish Leckie "boring starfish" 💪🏻😆👍🏻

[@siddasloth3292]

@Hamish Leckie holy fuck that shit killed me "boring starfish"

[@BWizard1]

He really said “that’s why your parents came here... so you can raw dawg white women!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@starwarfan8342]

how else are you supposed to get american citizenship these days?

[@penpithmind1941]

@@starwarfan8342 American citizenship is quite easy for Indians. They got good population of Indian-American citizens here who inter-marry newly migrated Indians.

[@himanshuverma3101]

LUNDberg XD XD XD

[@Claymore1977]

@@penpithmind1941 Isn't the process the same regardless of ethnicity? Honest question, I really don't know.

[@penpithmind1941]

@@Claymore1977 Not really, there are more than 50 countries and more than 10 ethnicities which are kinda blacklist and have to go through rigorous checking in US.

[@akashverma9625]

I am a simple guy, I see Andrew and Roast in one sentence, I click that shit in 0.01 sec.

[@rawhstyles4305]

All of this was a riff, he doesn’t write his material down. He just riffs 💪🏽💯

[@yanicyoda4762]

that's the beauty!😂😂🤣

[@stevensuarez25]

It’s just crowd work.

[@Trlll]

@@stevensuarez25 “it’s just crowd work” saying that like everyone can do it lmao

[@charliebrown6512]

Riffs? Like freestyle?

[@charliewaffle4928]

"oh you ain't roasting me today Mr Schulz... Imma hide in this bathroom until your show is over 🤓"

[@laugomes7266]

Thats smart 🤣🤣🤣🤣 but bruhh take a shit like that

[@Archivedtilek]

“Legs around my ankles”

[@CauseAndorEffect]

Shit was so funny even though it was a silly mistake.

[@cold4noreason703]

I was looking for this comment! 😂🤣

[@yashmore7502]

That guys' face says -please spare me bro, pliss

[@beauross5408]

Indian kid knew he was toast when he asked what he is going to school to be. 😂😂😂

[@6av1d8]

Andrew was that kid who recorded over the stall roasting someone taking a shit 😂😭

[@barrys3308]

5:43 Carlos Mencia in the back writing down all of Andews jokes lol

[@martinflores1370]

Oh shit! Lol

[@sauravkushwah6783]

Lets all take a moment to Express our happiness that king of crowd work is back

[@Kwijiboi]

Mubarak

[@arron6867]

Big jay oakerson

[@PitOVader]

"Biodata score is very low" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@hardeeparya299]

Man, he is enjoying the shit out of his life...

[@cayapov]

Hell yeah

[@bigdiccelmo5028]

I love that racial and stereotype comedy still exists. That’s what really unites us

[@jakegill5740]

"Serving chicken tenders with your doo doo fingers" had me almost crying! this made my weekend lol

[@michael43567]

shout out to the guy for admitting it & being a sport. It gives the comedian more ammo & makes it more entertaining for us

[@life_of_gabe]

Lol he said “legs around my ankles”

[@StupiderWithAB]

I make comedy videos that nobody likes to watch. You should try watching them. 🤔

[@kristhomas7481]

I caught that as well. Though on a technicality I gave it a pass as it was the legs of his pants around his ankles.

[@life_of_gabe]

I feel like legs around my ankles made it funnier🤣🤣🤣

[@ernestp.worrell8871]

I caught that too.

[@johnlawson4141]

Yeah I think he meant pant legs, as in the leg part of the pants

[@alangarcia5693]

"Legs around my ankles" lol that threw me off

[@pattybarbecue9591]

I love he's basically just freestyling with comedy, About something that literally just happened ❤️

[@Huncho_Pancho]

He’s soo quick with his comebacks though 😂😂 “Crapped out again” this dude be roasting people and knows what they gone say next at times 😂😂😂

[@itzFlaco723]

Nobody: Nobody at all: Schulzi: *picks ear immensely n wipes it down on his shirt 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@edvargas4159]

noticed that too lol

[@ashliestarling9892]

I was like whyyyyyyy

[@indikulkarni7781]

3:59 is the time stamp

[@natoalvarez5762]

Itchy man

[@Tookieslam]

6:28 bruh the way she looks over to him cause he ain't laughing anymore lol

[@blainegriffin6472]

"Legs around my ankles" -Andrew Schultz-

[@pranavramraj5141]

Lol I heard that too

[@duanedavis3151]

The excitement of Andrew's face when homie claimed the shit made my day

[@caleblyon5431]

"Legs around my ankles" is easily the best line.

[@MrOrthodox13]

5:05 he's looking at the fella the way his parents are looking at him - not even

[@AnjewTate]

The moment the camera pans towards the waiter, Carlos hid his notes.

[@magiceraser1579]

Bro I searched hard for this comment. He's "steal" doing the same old shit. Nothing new from the narcissistic joke theif.

[@enzycal]

Being here so early fells kind of uncomfortable

[@geekdiggy]

not as uncomfortable as the random pointless digital zooming.

[@kendalbridges897]

So what you're saying is you're allergic to comedy

[@TangoIndiaMike144]

@@kendalbridges897 So what you're saying is, you're Cathy Newman.

[@StupiderWithAB]

I make comedy videos that nobody likes to watch. You should try watching them. 🤔

[@enzycal]

@@TangoIndiaMike144 it's all the lobsters fault

[@maran.ath4]

I lowkey thought he was lying about the toilet story😂😂😂 this dude has made my day I love you Andrew🤣🤣❤❤

[@p.a.w.sthetravelinggamer6750]

"we needed you five minutes ago, bro" bruh, you literally got the time spot on .-. who does THAT?!

[@kyakarot]

how do you NOT use actual material in your set and yet still bring down the house ,,dude is so underrated its shameful.

[@imsonumb]

We all know and I would say it again. He's the f*cking BEST at crowd work.

[@spxvfx]

Frrrr

[@ernestp.worrell8871]

Yes

[@michael43567]

that's his main strength imo. I prefer these to his scripted work

[@andrewtoebbe3885]

Kennison

[@mysterion5136]

DL Hughley if you want to go old school.

[@YoungLummox]

Andrew has such a unique form of stand-up. It's essentially freestyle comedy and he crushes it every time.

[@dextrey7483]

Bro, I can’t get enough of this dude. Absolutely loved the Netflix Special! Keep up the grind Andrew!

[@Pee-Pad]

I just love a good artist performing his or her craft. So beautiful.

[@phillipcoleman13]

I appreciated the stabilization on his face . Just know your editing doesn’t go unnoticed 💪🏾

[@Gamer831crossfire]

5:50 Holy shit was that Carlos Mencia in the back stealing Andrews jokes.

[@pnutdraws]

yeah dude i just saw that and commented it too

[@enrique-bz7cy]

HE’S BACK!!!

[@Donnelljr]

BABYYYY!!!! Lol

[@sohanlloyd3080]

1:50 "legs around my ankles"

[@jaykesig3785]

At 1:01 in the back you can see the waiter raise his hand to say it was him but never went through with it. Lmao

[@GratefulMets]

The way Schultzy can tackle race and cultural stereotypes while forcing full blown belly laughter is incredible. Riding his comedy bits TO THE MOON!

[@confusedai4520]

I like how they added the audience reactions, which were a lot of people asking for it. Good to know they care about feedbacks

[@adiib]

Man, he gets better and better at crowd work. Damn

[@stop.juststop]

Andrew's crowd work is flawless. He doesn't even have to do material.

[@totaltech1971]

When he said “legs around my ankles” 1:40

[@MrMacs-ns7tq]

I just realised Andrew looks like Nick Cannon, when he is laughing :D 04:17

[@theriphraff]

Bro said "legs around my ankles" 😂

[@kasshyap_p]

Damn! He is the funniest comedian I have ever come across. Period!

[@afa1515]

"Sugar Sammy" is pretty good too. They also have a similar style in a way.

[@mariabristlin7140]

N it's freestyling. . .this guy is a legend!

[@Colossalpebble]

“If I had to roll the dice, I’d roll it on SIXcess” perfect.

[@MarquisVonMonster]

Killed that dudes whole career. Serving chicken tenders wit dem Doo Doo fingers 🤣

[@aaryasankhe5973]

"On the rupees scale" Lmaooo!!!!!

[@acidpapi1368]

The 33 dislikes are people he’s roasted at his shows that come back for revenge

[@mikeyo1O1]

33 dislikes are people who hate when Chappelle mic slaps his knee to indicate to the crowd when to laugh, and didn't think anyone else would have the nerve.

[@jdunnatl]

Probably Jimmy Kimmel

[@lovedlol3961]

hes funny but...

[@manaspratimgoswami3810]

"Thank god, let there be light" 😂😂

[@StoryTimerJeremiah502]

Carlos mencia sitting next to the waiter lol.

[@TheRealChetManley]

Im thankful there are still comedians like Schulzy.

[@sanchitmittra5695]

his students are gonna roast the hell out of their teacher

[@Aimin4ya]

Legs around my ankles 🤣

[@fortnitelife8196]

legs around my ankles had me dying

[@chrischin2085]

"My legs around my ankles" that had me goin

[@NAKEDCOWBOYNINJA]

Early crew where you at

[@StupiderWithAB]

I make comedy videos that nobody likes to watch. You should try watching them. 🤔

[@NAKEDCOWBOYNINJA]

@@StupiderWithAB you funny keep up the good work I subbed

[@loganlakedrums]

I wonder if he ever accidentally disconnects the mic cable when he does stuff with the mic like at 5:24 😂

[@anotherdayanotherdollardcm4099]

Everytime he laughes his face looks like someone just told another fart joke.

[@Pittsburgh_Kid]

1:50 "legs around my ankles" LMFAO

[@UrbanizedGeek]

Glad to see some new front row roasts

[@michaelmadrazo2998]

Yo, love the two camera shot of Andrew and the roasted rather than the back and forth shot

[@tmpho-kh9du]

I’m shitting watching this right now. Glad I have a phone and toilet paper

[@whyisthisnottyping]

Dang Andrew helping out my man get out of the friend zone.

[@tysoncrawford2217]

I didnt realize how much we all needed this. THANK YOU SCHULZ

[@ashleydavis2663]

"I smelt a little tandoori" 🤣

[@umir67]

This guy literally makes me laugh whilst insulting my race, true comedic genius

[@xavineira9403]

Don’t sit at the front of his shows Lmaoooo

[@peaceandlove780]

If I ever go to one of his shows I'm making DAMN sure that I'm seated at least three rows back

[@D.ocument.The.Journey]

I’m telling u bro😂u just asking to get roasted if you sit in the front row

[@bobparker6026]

Alex great work with the transitions and video introduction and exit.

[@thereignofthezero225]

"Legs around my ankles" 😄 Try again.

[@PatrioticQuadriplegic]

Nah bro she likes that Mexican/Indian dude, look at how many times she looked at him. And as a Mexican I have to admit I thought he was Mexican too lol

[@stevenl6283]

Yeah she does. And Shulz commenting to the whole audience on the guy being good looking is only gonna help his cause. Hopefully give him the confidence to stop trying to act like the cool homie and actually make a move. You can tell they both want each other lol

[@PatrioticQuadriplegic]

@@stevenl6283 I know right let’s wish our comrade good luck he has a chance of exiting the friend zone.