If this keeps up John’s going to have to call me step-dad from now on.
@archerfiend48026 ай бұрын
John is gonna be suspicious of my sudden expertise in dad jokes
@calestial126 ай бұрын
We are just fucking Johns life up in these timelines We have: Relationship with Johns mom Relationship with Johns sister Relationship with John (Possibly)
@FallenAngelPsych6 ай бұрын
I love Mommy Ein's beautiful voice each time she does an ASMR
@DarkKnight354266 ай бұрын
We simping fr 🙏🏾😊
@EinAudios6 ай бұрын
thank you sweetie
@OliverBarclay3rd6 ай бұрын
4:24 My pop's onece said "The sooner you handle your business, the earlier you can get done"
@nashizada7 ай бұрын
Get happy, John, now you have a dad. Obrigado pelo video, Ein ❤
@hubertlemieux6 ай бұрын
Not me getting shivers and tears during the kisses at the end… what am I gonna look like when a girl ends up giving me a hug or kissing me??? Oh right… that just never happening, mb false alarm! 😂😢😭
@stainedspeaker8836 ай бұрын
It's so unbelievably over
@iancastro13276 ай бұрын
We are cooked
@C7RN_4806 ай бұрын
I wish we could repost comments
@Oliver1Ty6 ай бұрын
real shit hubert, super real😔
@Nielthepancakeeater7 ай бұрын
Finally new upload from mommy Ein I been waiting for this❤
@IM_NOT_HIM_BRO6 ай бұрын
1:45 am I the only one that noticed the Ratatouille reference?
@RedHood_JasonTodd6 ай бұрын
No I did
@IM_NOT_HIM_BRO6 ай бұрын
@@RedHood_JasonTodd oh ok then
@TheJerseyDevil13th6 ай бұрын
I can't praise you enough, Ein. You're pure perfection. 🐻😍
@keithbassett47306 ай бұрын
Oh no not red wine drunk,that's the worst kind of drunk 😂
@RedHood_JasonTodd6 ай бұрын
Bro my headphones disconnected while i was listening to this and my roommate walked in😭. Fml
@motivatededgyman69006 ай бұрын
THE BLOODLINE ENDS WITH ME 🗣️💯🔥
@DavidSearle-it2ry6 ай бұрын
Well that's a lovely way to wake up ❤ Mommy 🐻 Ein doing a wonderful job of evolving this sweet adorable heart warming tale of true love 💕Absence makes the heart grow stronger
@KhanuHydra6 ай бұрын
That's quite a beautiful sight to wake up to.
@T-34-576 ай бұрын
she posted another banger
@Nyanpasu_pasu6 ай бұрын
Always coming in clutch with the vids 👍
@Scott-ec4cs6 ай бұрын
Loving this series. Great work, Ein.
@ProblematicHuman6 ай бұрын
I could only dream of this. Wonderful audio
@acenspades37196 ай бұрын
Ending 2? I didnt know this had two endings. It's really cool, don't get me wrong. It just caught me off guard because I've never seen the description for the first ending video. I heard the first ending audio (Didn't look in the Desc) and it was really sweet on how she protected us from the other lady (I know it's Aeri so dont bomb me in the comments, please) and its comforting on how she stayed with Y/N when he was passed out building the table in this ending audio. I've never heard about a multiple ending route audios before but listening to both endings already, had changed my preference about multiple endings reguarding ASMR RP. This is yet another great audio, Ein. =) And now, another great audio to help me change my sleeping schedule. (My schedule was messed uo because i would wake up at like 3 or 4 A.M and go to bed at like 11 P.M when I was in school, it really messed uo how i slept. Now that I'm out for the summer, I can finally sleep in and study) Have a good day, Ein. =)
@EinAudios6 ай бұрын
thank you, i'm glad you enjoyed them both!
@p1kadoom6 ай бұрын
Thanks for the asmr keep up the amazing work and stay safe and take care
@phibi_berkeleytime6 ай бұрын
wholesome ending lets goooo
@cyclone78576 ай бұрын
Another W ein audios production (I'm sorry John but your mom has got it going on)
@therealgrizzlybear6 ай бұрын
this is why i only listen to you mommy ein, you’re the goat
@FreddyFazbearWithALightsaber6 ай бұрын
John be thinking I'm crazy after this
@KedCantDraw86 ай бұрын
Stayed up to let gang know I fw this HEAVY ‼️‼️‼️
@MikeXD5816 ай бұрын
New upload let's goo 🗣🔥🔥
@flexandrei41556 ай бұрын
I AM NEVER MAKING IT OUT OF 8TH GRADE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏💯💯💯💯
@Thughunterdirector6 ай бұрын
Who else has 3 exams tomorrow and watches this to cope ?
@neogalaxyjayden63286 ай бұрын
We are cooked beyond comprehension
@Thughunterdirector6 ай бұрын
@@neogalaxyjayden6328 I actually passed them all I'm not cooked at all
@viaxxl6 ай бұрын
The shit we put John through 😂😂
@brandonperez87826 ай бұрын
I’m so glad I met John cause if I didn’t I couldn’t date his mom and his sister
@itsnayman356 ай бұрын
Love you and the video Ein ❤
@dianatorres28726 ай бұрын
bro you know the food is gonna be good when you food was made by ratatouille
@MrLeonhart19946 ай бұрын
Thanks for the video!
@M4SOPMODII6 ай бұрын
10/10 I need this in my life ❤
@ArlindoBuriti6 ай бұрын
Now John... the new nick name is father.
@zkxtsune6 ай бұрын
All i get is zenless zone zero ads. BRO I ALREADY HAVE THE GAME😫😫😫😫
@Finality-DusttaleDustbelief6 ай бұрын
Johns everywhere I'm sure he would've loved Slaughter In The Spotlight🙏🎶
@Shaun-iy6es6 ай бұрын
Oh boy, oh boy and very nice 🫠💛💛💛💛
@midnightroyal89536 ай бұрын
Stacy's Mom was always one of my favorite songs...
@Hicxie6 ай бұрын
Yeahhhhhhhhh new vid night night time 🎉🎉🎉
@RavenMMori6 ай бұрын
If this is a dream then don't wake me up Have a wonderful day Ein ❤
@OliverBarclay3rd6 ай бұрын
11:42 -Yup. It's what it sounds like..Y-you wanted to be my sugar mommy and thought i wouldn't realized!!//// Yet all i ask for is your love and care..and smothering and "good boys"//
@Blazin-b1n6 ай бұрын
My girl friend broke up with me and we had been dating 4 2 years and I’m at the lowest in my life I really miss her. I stumbled across this tryna find something to make me feel better and now I’m always watching this so yea that’s 4 the audio
@LazyboiYt.6 ай бұрын
Her loss
@EinAudios6 ай бұрын
aw no i'm sorry :( it'll get better
@OliverBarclay3rd6 ай бұрын
17:18 // -No. To prevent procrastination.//😓
@OliverBarclay3rd6 ай бұрын
Tbh it be nice and creepy at the same time.. imagining that you come up to your best friend and you have something to tell him.. yet you dont wanna risk your friendship and bond.. but knowing you'll lose it anyway if you lie. So i guess you say "Kuuuuuuuuh-phrrrrr! *John I Am Your Father..* "
@Finality-DusttaleDustbelief6 ай бұрын
Cooked again 🔥💯
@animeboy200p26 ай бұрын
Beautiful 🤎💛🖤
@Corvus_Corax19th6 ай бұрын
tweaking out wit this one
@matejcurcic34686 ай бұрын
Am i the only one that noticed the opening being straight up pulled from "obsessive protective yandere mommy pins you down and kisses you"? I'm not crazy am i?????
@EinAudios6 ай бұрын
alternate endings :)
@matejcurcic34686 ай бұрын
@@EinAudios yoooooo that's so cool! Thank you very much for the response Mrs. Ein :3
@clvtbrilliance35696 ай бұрын
THERE IS NOTHING GOOD HAPPENING IN MY LIFE⁉️⁉️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@OliverBarclay3rd6 ай бұрын
6:58 idk..i just put this and that overthere and stuff//
@OliverBarclay3rd6 ай бұрын
6:22 Arfer you put the blanket on.. i awoke so i could get to my room, but i couldn't help it but to hear you call me a "Good boy"..// Btw you forgot i am Self-aware so im a simi-light sleeper I'm ready for anything thats a threat.
@rzsdranb37896 ай бұрын
That was sweet ❤ F for john tho lol
@m_davin_gaming6 ай бұрын
Ah yes watching this after getting rejected
@m_davin_gaming6 ай бұрын
Day 1
@caseysimmons66816 ай бұрын
Over 100 views in less than a minute. Damn, Ein popping off
@lol-22476 ай бұрын
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one 😅
@OliverBarclay3rd6 ай бұрын
As exosting as it is in doing my best work.. i push myself to do it so i wouldn't haft to come back to it😓
@OliverBarclay3rd6 ай бұрын
11:26 Uh- S-sure..// Mind: I managed to make her smile/// i make her happy// I'm glad..// -! I just realized she wants to become my sugar mommy// I didn't ask for that!!!/// 😓
@AIVANFRANCO6 ай бұрын
YES❤
@OliverBarclay3rd6 ай бұрын
10:05 I don't really care for chores.. but i don't like a mess either. Yet i don't want to be a taskmaster either.. i- should help out a little if you like?😓
@OliverBarclay3rd6 ай бұрын
Those smooches and "good boy's" and smothering is triggering// you shouldn't be doing this// how do you know every boys weakness and trigger words to make us melt like this..i-i-its not fair!!//😓
@OliverBarclay3rd6 ай бұрын
8:45 Oh that's John for ya lol our team gets whooped by experienceed gammers and he tends to rage a bit.. even though its frustrating to lose sometimes, its still just a game.. i try to tell him to chill..but i gotta give broski some space. Please don't tell him I said this.. Our friendship is already at risk rn, and I don't want you to embarrass him..and Plus.. It's a Bro thing.. I'm really not supposed to say this.. but now you know. u_u I'm one thing is.. I trust you.
@LazyboiYt.6 ай бұрын
Wow spicylicious
@chrismith2516 ай бұрын
Fun fact: The Hawaiian pizza was actually created in Canada
@flexandrei41556 ай бұрын
i just realised you add a n to ein at the start the word is NEIN!!! NEIN!!! NEIN!!!
@rematrion296 ай бұрын
Random ass lyrics House of the rising sun - the animals There is a house in New Orleans They call the Rising Sun And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy And God, I know I'm one My mother was a tailor She sewed my new blue jeans My father was a gamblin' man Down in New Orleans Now the only thing a gambler needs Is a suitcase and trunk And the only time he'll be satisfied Is when he's all drunk Oh, mother, tell your children Not to do what I have done Spend your lives in sin and misery In the House of the Rising Sun Well, I got one foot on the platform The other foot on the train I'm goin' back to New Orleans To wear that ball and chain Well, there is a house in New Orleans They call the Rising Sun And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy And God, I know I'm one
@OliverBarclay3rd6 ай бұрын
5:01 Zzz.. i hear her.. yet my science says everything.//
@lljw94556 ай бұрын
•.I hope you’re doing well, Mommy! Great Video!!❤},•
@OliverBarclay3rd6 ай бұрын
19:15 I've beaten and been whooped by gamer girls.. they're nothing nice😨 it trips me out how good they are. I give mad respect.. manye one day you'll be just as dangerous as them heh..// but on our side.
@FteirPro6 ай бұрын
Sorry john looks like you have a new dad
@couchbear61086 ай бұрын
Dating your best friend's Mom, that's a real life power move
@fatalaudios6 ай бұрын
ein da 🐐no 🧢
@antman5246 ай бұрын
CANT LET GANG KNOW FW 🗣️🗣️🗣️
@Grimrose-dn6yi6 ай бұрын
😶🌫️🌺My question is who's 🗣️📢 Jooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhnnnnnn!!!🌺 By the way your still British and there is no denying that okay "Ein"
@OmenOrginalsYT6 ай бұрын
M-Mommy..?
@OliverBarclay3rd6 ай бұрын
8:32 Oh?! Your interested in video games?? I'm surprised.. Sure why not?
@HardSodaCans6 ай бұрын
Dude being named John SUCKS right now, but it’s also strange, since I am the listener of this audio, but I’m also John Filker.. would this be a paradox?
@Jack-v5q6 ай бұрын
Do you do KZbin for a living?
@EinAudios6 ай бұрын
yes!
@captainyougurt76196 ай бұрын
Later than before
@OliverBarclay3rd6 ай бұрын
9:58 are you sure?😓 I-mean you are a hard worker already.. plus having to deal with john.. and you have me as a guess here..and.. i wouldn't want to over work you.. Yet at the same time im not handicapping you either, i see what your capable of too.
@JackUnderwood-d6u6 ай бұрын
I have plans that I cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me.
@pedrocorreia77626 ай бұрын
Sorry John I am going to be your step dad from now on.❤
@aleccjohnston6 ай бұрын
WAITER WAITER☝️☝️☝️ ONE MORE ORDER OF LONLINESS😂😂🙏