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Come on Alan, even Jake is taking it well because this is not his first divorce 😔 | Two And A Half Men on Comedy Central, DStv Ch122

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1:25 As it turns out, Kandi did eventually become a movie star

[@abehambino]

“Do those plans involve marrying a movie star?” And for a moment, he was!

[@xorionb2586]

The young Jake was way smart.

[@chrisjackson1889]

He remained smart. Just in his own special way

[@jamesdick2580]

no, Jake wasnt exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer. then when he and Eldridge became buddies....well, the two of them barely even had a brain cell to share between them.

[@sidewickx]

Not he wasn't,😂he was young dumb and cute.. so when he grew up.. the dumbness was cute anymore

[@journeym4n-l5s]

@@sidewickx he was smart, but was naive as a kid. When grew old he became dumb

[@tomasb8986]

This show gave us very important life lesson nothing to take from this show as a life lesson

[@unathimessi8126]

Yeah, I'm never getting married. I don't want to be stuck up with Judith in my life 🤣

[@marckristensen946]

"Cramp up and drown" 🤣 Alan in a nutshell

[@vickymararo9135]

this is not my first divorce 😂😂😂

[@pukalo]

Why is the word "ass" censored at 2:25?

[@anonymousfx5254]

Actually, with a mother like Judith he'd never would've married for sure, give what he saw and been through. Same goes to Charli and Alan. Charlie didn't mean to get married cause he was oldest son and he saw all the men his mother run through and how she treated them. Ye, it's a comedy but we're talking 'bout real mother issues here. The only reason Alan got married to a first girl who let him to a second base(Judith) is cause he was whimp, looser in life and been starved for mother's attention his whole childhood , cause Evelyn didn't been around them all the time. He saw Judith as a mother figure. I myself have the same issue. My mom had 2 ex husbands and currently married to a third. And even though i'm in very good relationships with her, no issues at all, yet I've seen how she treated her husbands and the new one, i'd say i have no wish to marry anyone at all or even getting into any serious relationships. This + the fact how fcked up girls nowadays about money and loyalty+ the way divorce laws are made, fck it. Ain't interested!)

[@kls26rocks]

Wow man didn't expect something so deep to come out of a comedy show like 2 and a half men xD

[@ramydaniel1319]

I miss my good old uncle Charlie

[@pedrohenriquecarneiro3386]

I've justed watched this episode, so funny! From start to finish

[@seanwebb605]

Charlie the ocean is the opposite direction, but he said he was going to have a big lunch first. Pay attention.

[@virtualdark2295]

So jake never wants to get married. Then his plan is he wants to marry a movie star. Me: HUHH?!

[@OverlordSpirit]

So, what they did was just merging the dialouges and make a future. 1)Here jake says he wont get married. 2)Alan says he will swim to japan aa he's depressed becoz of the divorce. so what they did was, they made jake go to japan and marry some girl.

[@malsawmsangasailo3543]

The later part of this show was way too ****** up...I M.O...

[@JunkieMunkey213]

Alan never learns from his mistakes with women Don't be like Alan, be like uncle Charlie 😂

[@PipeHorseFriend]

I feel terrible for saying this, but Alan really needed to stop suffering after his second failed marriage... What would be the point to recover after this... To keep doing terrible seasons with Ashton Kutcher?

[@Sweet_Venom0027]

@2:36 No Charlie, that's the note ya find next to Alan's body after the fact to justify what happened. If all that happens to a guy and he can laugh about it, I'd be incredibly worried and feel the need to hide all the sharp things in the house.

[@diegolink42]

Was that Ashton Aaaaaa!!

[@jonessoda4me1]

0:30 has a grudge against her father/mom, that’s not smart or beautiful Charlie 😊, Jake’s a smart kid.

[@ChannelSUCKS]

Not a real Bright Little Man , You are Lookin at this the Wrong way , See I've Failed Again 👀

[@missnerdlady9390]

lol and then he married a Japanese dancer with children 😂😂😂

[@irawilliams343]

I like how Jake was smart when he was young. I don't know why the writers decided to shrink his brain as he grew up.

[@matthewrose4797]

He was never smart. He was always a dumb kid

[@stagna1959]

real question why did Judith marry Alan in the first place ? He did not have money and his job as chiropractor was dead end .Unlike Kandi Judith was smart woman and would not do mistake like that. Kandi was sexy, but stupid, she got just lucky that Alan won half of million dollars . Of course she robbed him blind when she saw opportunity, she was woman after all and they have killer instincts. Look at lions . Lionesses are main hunters of the pride, their killer instinct is very strong even if they are not hungry.

[@irawilliams343]

He married Judith because he got her pregnant. Charlie even paid him not to marry her but being the good son, Alan went on with it

[@AdamG20]

his problem is he is in love with being in love tell him to work on himself for a few years. He will be fine.

[@jayvee4907]

The writers over exaggerate too much in making Alan a failure.

[@nexizimas4060]

You ever get divorced? People take it pretty hard sometimes

[@seanwebb605]

Over exaggerate?

[@B-isfor]

koek

[@fredrichardson8647]

hey alan boo hoo hoo