WAP - Well-Armed Peasants - THE VIDEO

[@TheBearAspirin]

Fun fact: even Medieval times, she would have still been called Megan Thee Stallion.

[@Hana9916]

That would make her name Megan you Stallion

[@altobonifacio8936]

Æh

[@ryanallen2647]

She would of been considered a witch

[@3213-d4o]

@@Hana9916 Thy*** Stallion

[@younggravyishot1399]

Megan Thine Stallion and Bardy C

[@KatBlaque]

I love how specific this is

[@lotus6892]

Kat you watch everything I watch lol

[@batty_babette]

@@lotus6892 I know, right? Same with me. She is EVERYWHERE for me. It's so awesome! I love it.

[@lotus6892]

@@batty_babette I love it too lol

[@rhonaldneitzel2410]

So cultured 💞🌎🌍🌏

[@noahshomeforstrangeandeduc4431]

why am I not surprised you're here?

[@Jm96RoCk]

Verily, thy death drop be most sickening, o maiden

[@nyanarceus7253]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read oh my god

[@DezMarivette]

10/10 comment. You get the “Hilarious” Award. 🏆

[@MisstressMourtisha]

😂😂

[@heystobit3742]

SIR I CANNOT BREATH NOW😭😭😭

[@NyxInfernal]

LMFAO

[@Aznromeo]

Ok Megan Thy Stallion...

[@quackaddict2203]

It's still "thee" - "thy" is your.

[@tr4sh.r4t]

@@quackaddict2203 wrong. thee is "you" Thy is "your" or "yours"

[@nicktompkins4321]

I sense an ancap

[@quackaddict2203]

@@tr4sh.r4t read my comment again and realize you're saying the exact same thing.

[@71espn]

What is Megan the stallion

[@sieg.4300]

oh no i think these girls gonna get burned at stake for fast speaking magic and inappropriate behaviour, run

[@nanamiharuka3269]

empowered women? they must me witches!

[@cool_dude_like_really]

@@nanamiharuka3269 I mean, it's just a classic. Causing disarray and revolutionary movements will not go unpunished, unless the revolution is successful and then they are seen as heroes. History's written by the winners

[@SaranshV]

@@cool_dude_like_really not if I write it first

[@topazfire974]

😅😅😅😅 they would have called it witches tongue ......"BURN HER AT THE STAKE SHE IS A WITCH🤠

[@JimmyBoy9878]

@@cool_dude_like_really Cause there are always winners right? lol.

Guys, if you complain about the fancy outfit, use your imagination: - they could be maids in a wealthy house hold dressing up in their lady's robe day dreaming about their fight for freedom. - they could be wealthy ladies role playing peasants as a fetish, somehow.

[@nittygritty7034]

They killed the nobles!

[@fatixa6792]

Or the uprising was successful and they're showing off their new outfits they stole from the nobles!

[@jimmyjuice697]

There was actually a period in France where the peasant lifestyle was fetishized iirc.

[@warriorscholar41]

I mean, the song keeps chanting "no more lords in this house." What do you think happened?

[@MsCjstorm]

The content creator says “they went shoppin after the choppin”

[@baguettegott3409]

Gonna send this to everyone I know... ultimate combination of two of my most burning passions, bardcore and shitposting

[@EliseRothMusic]

dung posting, if you will

[@lc9072]

Lefty shitposting

[@baguettegott3409]

@@lc9072 That's the best kind of shitposting :D

[@axemaster]

nailed it

[@nikomartinez6889]

NOT BARDCORE 💀💀

[@proctorritter5176]

Boys during History class: History is boring! Let’s go back to Gym class! I wanna show Coach Smith how much my tackling has improved! Girls during History class:

[@baguettegott3409]

I love when people reverse that meme format :D

[@Nmohamed44]

@@baguettegott3409 same it's so nice!

[@noahshomeforstrangeandeduc4431]

mood honestly

[@user-zk9dx9oh2d]

why is this so funny? lmaoooooo

[@shostysboo]

It’s me, I’m girls

[@industrialalliance9905]

Maximillion Robespierre: Happy twerks to this song King Louis XIV : IM IN DANGER.

[@AllenorLP]

wrong Louis

[@EliseRothMusic]

@@AllenorLP louis armstrong is that u

[@AllenorLP]

@@EliseRothMusic I see trees of green, but no guillotine.

[@RealBradMiller]

@@AllenorLP I see skies of blue, and red sprays of blood, too.

[@Natalie-101]

I don't like that you made me imagine robespierre twerking and I don't like that I want to see it irl now

[@bernadettebanner]

Here on my approximate 47th rewatch just to say that this is unequivocally the most iconic thing on the internet

[@EliseRothMusic]

holy crap Bernadette Banner noticed meeeeee

[@mfuentes4961]

When the plague is over and the renaissance festivals come back, I will blast this song on repeat and twerk in my finest frocks. Who’s with me?! 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽

[@TheSpider42b]

here here

[@milkedpickles6914]

HERE HERE

[@annaluuuvv]

Omg YEAS

[@bridgetcooney5085]

Aye! We art with you!

[@axemaster]

Im there

[@scoobydoo7220]

"NOW FROM THE SUMMIT, THOU SHALL PLUMMET!" lmao i cant

[@amaraw9893]

😭😭😭that mess killed me

[@scoobydoo7220]

@@amaraw9893 because of it I've been dead since day one 😭💀

[@SpurgeonGeneral46]

Eat the rich: the musical

[@dragonsaregreat1948]

I'd pay a huge amount for that to be an actual thing

[@benwest5293]

@@dragonsaregreat1948 **suspicious eyes**

[@dragonsaregreat1948]

@@benwest5293 ?

[@kenadielise7780]

Ayyy yesssss sl

[@r_A_ven]

@@dragonsaregreat1948 just DIY, its cheaper and you wont end up hungry ;)

[@theoldnorth2777]

I'm part of a Medieval reenactment group in the UK. If you're ever over here and want a video with a posse of well-armed peasants in one of the sites we run let us know!

[@EliseRothMusic]

omg i just might

[@tealablu3759]

I want this so badly now

[@xtashax]

What group is this? Is it in London?

[@theoldnorth2777]

@@xtashax we're called Regia Anglorum and we're from all over the UK! We mostly do earlier stuff, pre-1066, but there's a lot of us who also do as late as 1215 and Magna Carta.

[@richneuro6121]

@@EliseRothMusic do it! :D

[@85set05]

I literally discovered this genere tody.

[@beezeisacommunist8205]

Same

[@froznpyro]

Oh man its a rabbit hole, but it's a fun dive.

[@zero_the_source]

Welcome! 👋 I'm so glad bardcore blew up this year, I played bardcore instead of holiday music while cooking my thanksgiving feast on my wood stove in my tiny cabin last month 😊

[@judaegekikamen4223]

Bardcore...I'm sold

[@balthizarlucienclan]

If you just discovered the genre today, allow me to share with you the playlist i’ve curated! It is a fun listen :-) kzbin.info/aero/PLgDhNqLmG-gWEHIc7c8hwjnhDQ-gI8XDk

[@wesleyackerman8211]

Ben Shapiro: Uh This song is entirely historically inaccurate, my wife's a doctor.

[@SiSi-xg1hk]

Oh, Shabibo 🤣

[@TOAOM123]

Shes a doctor, folks

[@ashleyvilla7915]

Wait his wife is a doctor? 😱😱

[@fionaxu977]

Wait! He has a wife!?

[@ashleyvilla7915]

@@fionaxu977 Yea he also has 2 kids.

[@thuzzwhistle1028]

2020 saved its best until last

[@SFforlife]

YES

[@cjo_o6501]

True true all of its true

[@sageluvshercat]

Ikr

[@heyimnotlysa]

imagine walking your dog and you come across this lady in historically accurate noble-wear doing the wap in the middle of the road

[@Viathe11one]

I would guess Essex 🤣

[@ethannguyen3672]

I’D JOIN HER TF 😂

[@adamhoward7277]

Um, my doctor wife says that if your... uh... p-words... are well-armed, you should probably seek royal intervention

[@jennys209]

Yesss!!!

[@abbydoesart648]

LMAO IM CRYINGG

[@pofromteletubbies1243]

Thou are dated , they don’t need such a thing!

[@criesandthrowsuponthefloor608]

Ben sharp bee hoe 😔

[@ccb4927]

Sometimes I think the internet is a horrible place, but then I see stuff like this and I'm reminded humans can be so amazingly creative and dedicated. The amount of work that went into this...

[@Kaito57]

There is always two sides on a coin, my friend.

[@delightfulmochas]

"From the summit, thou shalt plummet" is unironically fire

[@bluecandle4327]

Hey! You're the iconic creator behind the Savage Stingy™ Compilation! Awesome seeing you here.

[@anthonycannon811]

Forsooth😂

[@skyereeves7014]

proletariat uprising gives me WAP. (Warranted Aggressive Participation)

[@kionnakelly2918]

🤣🤣

[@sirensmee]

Why do I feel like Rachel Maksy , Michelle Donner & Bernadette Banner would be in love with this?

[@MrHodoAstartes]

Not to mention Rosa Luxemburg.

[@katerrinah5442]

And Micarah

[@inkminx]

And Karolina

[@missycat7598]

Meme mom Karolina would like this :)

[@megantaylor1596]

@@missycat7598 YESSS TOTALLY

[@Hildegardvonblingin]

I’m so glad someone did this justice. This is so awesome! 😂 And it goes without saying, I’m scandalized by your dance moves.

[@Xandypn]

OMG I love your channel!

[@briannachance]

Hi I admire you-I am your biggest fan

[@svprememe]

The Queen speaks

[@EliseRothMusic]

oh my god how did I not see that THE HILDEGARD von BLINGIN' found my vid?!?! :O thank you so much, your covers are like the gold standard for these so that means a lot!

[@hlcepeda]

Hit us with your _Ordo Virtutum,_ Hildy... in _crunkcore,_ if you please. 🤓

[@nunyabiznes33]

They are too well-dressed as peasants, but then again they're well-armed so that probably explain it.

[@kattz9051]

There is a line that says now your maids will live like queens. Whole video implies that this is after they rioted, killed the lords, and took their wealth

[@warriorscholar41]

There's a chant throughout the beat that repeats "no more lords in this house".

[@ViktorGlass]

"please do not sue i am a jazz musician" is now the title of a song i have yet to write

[@EliseRothMusic]

lmk when you write it and I'll cover it dude

[@elizabethsheck-lambert3341]

Oh my Lord and Savior, so, I was literally finishing a 10th century Norse hangerok rocking out to this yesterday, feeling incredibly empowered and righteously angry at the establishment with every stitch.

[@jljl5449]

To anyone saying they're too well dressed to be peasants... this the peasant's version of being from the hood and flashing Gucci, Louis, Hermes

[@EliseRothMusic]

exactly! YOU GET ME

[@Kaine667]

SLAY QUEENS! No.. really.. slay all the goddamn monarchy.

[@tealablu3759]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sageluvshercat]

Lmao

[@stm7810]

Yes, and all the capitalists of today.

[@lanadoesathing]

@@stm7810 Ah yes. Because the last time we tried that, it totally *didn't* end in millions of people starving to death and/or getting sent to gulags for questioning the status quo.

[@stm7810]

​@@lanadoesathing 1. the anual death toll of capitalism is at least 15 million due to preventable starvation, dehydration and vaccinatable diseases alone, not even including prison numbers for harmless crimes, workplace deaths, wars etc. 2. I'm an anarchist and have no interest in simply replacing the state with another state.

[@patheticfruit]

nobody: isabella of france deposing her husband:

[@alexemy221]

When we get outta lockdown: this song, outside the House of Lords, Flashmob

[@kas6223]

Hell. Yes.

[@alexemy221]

@@sunnyztmoney wait so we can avoid spreading a potentially fatal pandemic to the people made most vulnerable by those people in charge

[@alexemy221]

@@sunnyztmoney 98% of a population of 66.65 million

[@alexemy221]

@@sunnyztmoney n if I could reduce the number of stair-falling deaths by like thousands just by something as simple as delaying a flashmob then I’d do it in a heartbeat

[@beth8775]

I'm not British, but I sincerely hope I get to see that on the news.

[@malteedman278]

Now let us say thus, hypothetically, that such a peasants uprising as the tune describes were to occur, and let us presume, for the arguments sake, that the peasant were, as according to the ballad, in factotum well armed, ignoring the were unlikelyhood of this, due too their low birth, what would then move thee to suggest, that such an uprising would be succesful in oerthhrowing the rightious lords of the land, and the pious men of the church, or even the king himself, annointed by God? And if such an event were to occur, why would'st thee presume that it would'st not degenerate into a godless tyranny or a brutish state of chaos? Aye here is the rub that the preachers for the peasants cause nay realize, that it is the very system that the peasents were to rise against that now provides for their living, for without the stewarding of their rightious lords, how would'st they know how and for what to toil! Nay, the man that sayeth thus, that the feudal order is to fall, is a fool that is blasphemous in the eyes of the lord God, and is to be burned at the stake, aside to those female servants of the devil, those wretched witches that teach the ugodly doctrine of the hydration of the womanly limb! - Benjamin de Shapiroux

[@3_ormorecharacters]

lost it at Benjamin de Shapiroux god job man

[@alkarusalka]

I got lost reading this but preach

[@mwende5595]

This is some Trevor Wallace level

[@sisterwolf6368]

Pious men of the church.? Would these be the same pious men who fondled alter boys ?

[@3_ormorecharacters]

@@sisterwolf6368 Pray, tell unto me, oh fair maiden, that the annointed priests doust fondleth the youth, for my vision of them shall surely plummet

[@dantemcedgelord8168]

When she said “no more lords in this house” I felt that

[@symphony_in_plaid4592]

"wine and pheasants" sent me because the acronym still works 😂😂

[@sas_aran6410]

This is easily my favorite WAP remake.

[@potatortheomnipotentspud]

As far as we are concerned, *this is the original.*

[@AmaraJordanMusic]

I also really like the one where it’s remade as an emotional song from a musical. And the mashup of it and Phantom of the Opera.

[@sas_aran6410]

@@AmaraJordanMusic YESSSSS i love that one too!!!

[@LilySaintSin]

Gonna tell my kids this was the original.

[@derrickbarney8731]

Weird Al would be proud

[@AgentRuggy]

The music in this new season of horrible histories is great.

[@insomniac1184]

Will no soul dare to mention the presence of acrylic nails on her gloves?

[@Sam-xi1es]

“Just like a drawbridge down with the king” is fucking sending me

[@pineapplemilkify]

Verily, I am deceased. My hairnet hath been snatched

[@ar.6968]

Suggestion: the wimple, which is the hair covering worn in medieval house.

[@nyork2012]

Killed it just like our lords

[@godfreemorals]

"Please do not sue me I am a Jazz Musician" is the best plea for leniency ever

[@monsterromanceauthor]

Thou saven 2020.

[@lauracaldascarvalho]

Who would’ve thought w.a.p. could also stand for “Well armed peasants” I love this some much I-

[@cinemaocd1752]

I can't believe I'm watching a woman twerking in a kirtle.

[@ariannahoward4579]

"we're going to hang, draw, and quarter you from thy codpiece up to thine eyes" is such an awesome line it's going in my yearbook

[@aadhyachintala8532]

Imagine looking outside your window and seeing two ladies dancing singing "shut they mouth"

[@puppagg2457]

Hands down my favourite WAP parody. So left-field and fits so damn well.

[@Isobeliswatchingyou]

Damn do I love a bit of Bardcore. This was excellent

[@xtashax]

2:12 That "forsooth" dropped with unimaginable sass

[@chrisbelair5916]

Where are your weapons though?

[@EliseRothMusic]

they weren't in the budget

[@psychopathlana7376]

...you know where they are👀

[@ijwd424]

There's a reason those skirts are so big

[@tealablu3759]

Were their potent words not sharp enough for you??

[@ariannahoward4579]

They are stuck in the noble corpses

[@Sienna6164]

This is why I love these parodies. Not only are they funny, witty, and entertaining, but they actually tell a story. This one being how the peasants were fed up with their feudal lords, rebelled, and overthrew them

[@pofromteletubbies1243]

I’ve watched this atleast a 100 times already and I’ve just realized that she put fake fingernails on her gloves

[@liviousgameplay1755]

Well Armed Peasants? There is no such force! WAP:

[@Natalie-101]

Amazing, chefs kiss, 10/10💖 The only thing I dislike about this is that it wasn't a collab with karolina zebrowska to get actual period clothing (and of course have her dance lol)

[@EliseRothMusic]

omg if only!

[@millardnullings4688]

can we like,,, appreciate "now from the summit, thou shall plummet" more

[@bunny-ic2qf]

the nails over the gloves is such a look

[@sl2547]

Dang, the last time I saw so much fire Nero was playing the fiddle.

[@lunemedusa-jannine8220]

1:49 i wonder what those two are thinking whilst watching the french revolution in HD

[@GreenSaladWoman]

Well, I found what the internet is for, now I can die a happy knave.

[@theminecommanders8013]

I said, 2020 is looking bleak, then this song made me feel like a well armed peasant

[@mlcg1500]

Never in my life I thought I'd be throwing that ass back to bardcore music..but here I am..

[@KaRmaTheSchemer]

Beedle the bardcore get the ladies to show their ankles

[@hyenachica]

Finally something that appeals to the megan thee stallion fangirl in me but also the history nerd

[@leeterredeemed9527]

When the bourgeoisie pretends they're one of us. We peasants can't afford clothing dye, m'lady.

[@nittygritty7034]

They killed the nobles.

[@TheEwker]

You know how damn cheap red dye is?

[@twiliblade]

who did you think overthrew the noblity? the rich burghers

[@williamfrancis5367]

Nonsense! Any husbandman can afford to dye his garments, why even prosperous cottagers are know to do so!

[@richneuro6121]

The clothes have been taken from the cold dead bodies of the aristocracy and bourgeoisie ;)

[@vinnythepoet3483]

Verily, this melody causes me to yearn to expose my ankles and quarrel readily with the patriarchy. Slay, says I, Slay my Queen!

[@MichaelTheCelt]

I work in IT, whenever I saw WAP I was like "Wireless Access Point"?

[@psionicdreamer3302]

Much better than the real one, I can actually listen through this whole thing without feeling gross who's with me

[@MrHodoAstartes]

Begging m'lady's pardon, yet methinks ye putst the hussy in Hussite!

[@leafhawkstudiosofficial8711]

Ay, sticked thine weapons in thy nobles? Thou are indeed well armed peasants.

[@WAMTAT]

I propose this to be the official anthem of 2020

[@DezMarivette]

I second this motion!

[@michaelbulu4079]

No more lords in this house No more lords in this house No more lords in this house No more lords in this house

[@ophelia2427]

What music do you listen to? Me: it’s complicated

[@larkylark1]

Under no pretext shall the pitchforks and torches be surrendered. Any attempt by thine lords to disarm the well armed peasantry must be frustrated, by force if necessary.

[@mercurialpierrot7073]

She ain't a peasant. She's a queen 👑

[@bridgetdunleavy3549]

The Watt Tyler reference made me way too happy

[@williamfrancis5367]

"serving thee, tithing thee, never be the bourgeoisie "- Tis the most unfortunate that the lords of the manor have tilted the scales of fate to halt the ascent of the hardworking husbandman, cottager or ordinary tenant farmer to become a burgher.

[@themonarchofbaddecisionmak1405]

If well armed peasants doesn't play at my funeral then I'm not coming.

[@stardusttodust25]

Idk if I'm just early or if this video is severely underrated. Damn it's great!!!!!

[@maloewvalenar2155]

Early, it just came out today.

[@rosediomond4661]

Imagine Marie Antoinette listening to this

[@tealablu3759]

She’d be bopping to it in her peasant stage plays, right before being dragged to jail

[@kermitdahoe7763]

Marie Antoinette:*Fancy Historycall twerking*

[@lilybloome]

I didn't realize how much I needed this but here I am. This is stunning. Better than the original.

[@JonathanCandor]

I lost when she said give up this fiefdom for these well armed presents

[@kagaminekitti1112]

i just found the original cover yesterday and now you have a video out- i--

[@chae226]

I asked my Grandma to watch this, now she stormeth ye olde Malacañang Palace.

[@brbrbrbreannad3610]

The last time I was this early, the provisions of Oxford had yet to come into existence!

[@JChrisLawrence]

We need to start a petition to get her in contact with PAINT. Alas, I think the universe couldn't handle that much awesome.

[@its2amm]

OMG YES

[@baguettegott3409]

Ohhh, yeah, I second this, good idea

[@KammyBFunny]

The Power that radiates from this video is unmatched

[@nittygritty7034]

Ready for season 7?

[@JordanBeagle]

"Who art overtaxing well armed peasants" Love that line.

[@samome1994]

Verily, I doth require a moment to regain my composure after beholding this...

[@baronblackdragon9078]

POV: You’re Mitch McConnells nightmares

[@gabriellagadfly1863]

This is the only version of WAP I’ve seen and I love it

[@sycamore6164]

Is no one going to mention how incredibly smooth her hands are?

[@EliseRothMusic]

lol they're nylon gloves w nails on so i didn't have to do my nails XD

[@mossybricks8682]

Such a weird thing to comment on lol

[@filiptruty6367]

I was about to skip this video and keep scrolling but something in me said "how about we go back and play it then scroll" so I did. It was worth to listen my last 2 brain cells this time XD

[@mono9578]

Very few things in this world count as a gem....this is a gem 💎

[@cherryustreeus9152]

We could just put rats in the nobles houses, suddenly they will have the plague!

[@dickspider8393]

The confidence and power emanating from the way she speaks her body language. Consider me sufficiently intimidated.

[@SeasonalShiba]

😳 Showed a little bit of ankle, *DAMN*

[@christophercurry3252]

The amount of times I have watched this video and it’s only like 2 weeks old lmao

[@potatoegirl31]

you are actually making Cardi B not only palatable, but enjoyable! 😆 great job!

[@Ap1hw]

The nail gloves serve