War Thunder: How To Me-262

[@MikeGoesBoom]

I sexually identify as a Me-262 A-2a

[@MagnificentSpeed]

the question is, with what gun))))))))))

[@watchturnfat1462]

And 2x nuke ))

[@lukas_dox]

Du you even Luft ?

[@vascoyar1691]

Fires too slow :/

[@iulian29-67]

I ssxually identify me as a Me-262 A-1/U-4 with a 50mm long cannon

[@GinRedFox]

Germany is killing the landing gear industry

[@Steve-nf4jx]

Ew james why do I see you everywhere smh. In tankery in napo server gross man funny policeman

[@Gatorideseptember1st1939]

Found you James...

[@definitelynotjames]

landing gear on an me 262 pffft who needs that?

[@waterhail7755]

Germany is ruining the game balance

[@noelblack8159]

@@waterhail7755 no?

[@youtubevlogs2284]

It is going to take me 262 years to unlock this plane

[@atomkickisfine1334]

youtubevlogs 228 *_holy fuck_*

[@trinitywarren4259]

youtubevlogs 228 i see what you did there

[@d-dayhistorynerd9032]

Same here I’m still on the 109-g

[@repubilkabih2266]

I have be playing wt since 2013 and still havent unlocked jet but I didn t played it constantly 😂😂

[@resnoname2411]

Just buy yourselves some premium and enjoy

[@RecklesslyPessimistic]

The 30mms are so laughably slow that many jets can actually outrun them at most ranges, it makes sense though, jets weren't an opponent on the 262's battlefield.

[@spindash64]

LiamFVJ And the guns were meant for killing the battleship seventeens, not for fighter V fighter combat. Also, technically the rounds still move faster at muzzle velocity than any vehicle in WT atm: speed of sound at sea level is 343m/s, the Mk 108 rounds hit around Mach 1.5 at sea level

[@fulcrum2951]

Yes

[@threadworm437]

@Tidd Ham hes lying. Closest the British got to jet to jet combat with the junky meteor was attempting to shoot down v1 rockets

[@crabbyjungle5670]

@The name is Wolfff No

[@FrostyExlipse]

It was for the V1 rocket not the Avacado bombing

[@R4xus]

"[...] because glorious german overkill." I simply love this sentence.

[@thegermanempire489]

I laughed so fucking hard at the bit

[@togerthetigerking951]

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@BestGorillaJoke]

I use this line regularly

[@smeh1967]

Point blank raining destruction of every heavy bomber in fucking existence because glorious German overkill.

[@starfighter1043]

This video was riddled w jokes 🤣 I lol many times!!!

[@HolgerLovesMusic]

Good old ME262. Fighting against Jets that came out 10 years later. Love War Thunder BR.

[@lonelypilot3610]

4:24 1. You're not a propellor plane. 2. Du bist kein Propellorflugzeug 3. Angery German ranting

[@rzu1474]

Your no fucked pigeon with a fidgid spinner.

[@caecium695]

fucking shit your not a disabled pigeon with a fidget spinner you idiot

[@davidschlieber2543]

Ah, here again are the people who feel special because they are german :D jk

[@ericshukies3395]

Whats wrong with being German? We do not think we are better than others, all human beings are equal.

[@gethigh961]

@@ericshukies3395 he said jk at the end means he was making a joke duhh

[@General_Dave_1]

ITS BEEN ONE MILLION YEARS AND IT WAS WORTH IT!

[@SILVARMSM]

General_Dave 1 1 million years would be 1,02,019

[@babymetalenjoyer]

@@SILVARMSM nope.

[@backo7533]

Im not gona lie I just had a dream where I was good at war thunder...

[@Max90421]

Backo what is that profile picture

[@mart4144]

That's how u know its a dream!!!

[@SILVARMSM]

Mix Brix someone killing a goat

[@Serkay64]

@@SILVARMSM he is just screching the goat with the gun

[@LazyAndrew]

P R A C T I C E

[@markcyrusleano777]

3:57 Me 262: overtiered biplane detected! Lethal force ENGAGED!! I 15: NANI?!!

[@dotEXCEI_]

VERY GUT MEIN FREUND! JAWOHL. HANS, FRANZ!!!! DARAUF JETZT EIN BIER UND EIN SCHNITZEL

[@thril1677]

dotEXCEL yay master yellowjacket you are the queen bee 🐝 🐝

[@chesterthemolester7976]

🤣 dieser satz LMAO

[@KleinerGrenadier]

Whats about Friedrich??? *Friedrich runs in Lederhose behind you

[@handsomegrinch6279]

What?

[@sukhoisu-24fencer3]

JAWHOL

[@JonManProductions]

It's a long boi, but hey... the video is exactly Nein minutes long >3

[@GalacticSpartan]

Oh finally! oh and I got warthunder if u need game play. bare with me since I'm playing teir 1

[@yaboy205]

Hey was the music from das boot?

[@bossplayerunit4563]

this video is as long as the me 262a-1/u4's 50mm schlong

[@ShinGetsu857]

This video is good. But seriously. French surrender joke ? That kills it, man. It's just a show of ignorance and demolish half the credibility of your video. I'm tired of this shit.

[@JonManProductions]

I only did one... though the next video will have some kind words about that don't you worry :3 also if you want more disappoint go check the AMX 50 Sur Bias video from Miles.

[@lohwentao707]

Woah, that looks pretty coo- **Gets shot down by a single 45 acp bullet*

[@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447]

*Correction: .45 Anti-Anything-That-Dares-Exist Bullet.*

[@JV-bj4kx]

@@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 88 mm is anti-everything

[@Regular93]

@@JV-bj4kx no because 45. ACP kills the soul while the 88mm and 9mm kills the body.

[@wingwong186]

@@Regular93 an enlighted badger watcher

[@ineedapharmists]

@@Regular93 no, 88 mm turns the body into a red spot on the grass.

[@koolhans5926]

German engineered steel wont get a scratch from that kind of landing

[@genericfakename8197]

>262 >durable Hans I think you are confused.

[@koolhans5926]

Ja

[@peterlustig6888]

GenericFakeName Generic i think you are confused. This plane is a beast.

[@genericfakename8197]

Peter Lustig IRL it'd catch fire and die if you looked at it funny.

[@spindash64]

considering that my first ever match flying a jet aircraft had me flying a narwhal into a b29 3 minutes into the match, then flying away largely unscathed and surviving the whole match, i'd say that yes, it's pretty resiliant

[@Many_Miles_Away]

Savage...

[@nuk3superdupershawn871]

Leave

[@fulcrum2951]

No u

[@chesterthemolester7976]

no u

[@Videogame-Matt]

Nein u

[@theahepisodes7547]

nein dich

[@illiminatieoverlordgurglek140]

Glorious! Also, don't you just love how the word 'idiot' is universal. Anglophones, Germans, Russians, basically everyone uses it. And it sounds hilarious in every language!

[@iceman4491]

In Italy, we say "idiota" or "capra ignorante"

[@Fred_the_1996]

@@iceman4491 in portugal we say 'idiota' as well

[@newtneto]

Capitão Explosão no Brasil a gente também fala idiota kkkkk por que será?

[@corvoattano4223]

In spanish "Idiota" "Cabronazo" "Caballo" "Pendejo" etc

[@babymetalenjoyer]

@@corvoattano4223 shouldn't caballo mean something like horse?

[@veryfunnydude57]

How to use jets: 1) Go to Russians 2) Unselect Jet 3) Select TU-4 4) Dominate Jets!!!

[@JonManProductions]

You mean a 60 THOUSAND SILVER LION REPAIR COST flying through the sky that can be annihilated by shooting one of its wings off. Yeah smart idea :P

[@GG-ir1hw]

The first step is correct you just select yak 23 instead. 0.3 br above but rapes 8.0s and a 6.3 match is more one sided than a gang rape.

[@ryanjonathanmartin3933]

@@GG-ir1hw lmao I've seen Whooptie fly that thing and Adam fighting against it with a P-51H. It's incredible.

[@GG-ir1hw]

Ryan Jonathan Martin yeah it used to be broken at 7.3

[@niksarass]

British actually retreated faster towards Dunkirk while the french protected their asses in Arras, Lille then Dunkirk

[@zsepirpapkendo3223]

Ye but thats not a meme so

[@Yesobesto110]

If Hitler didn’t stop his army and let Dunkirk happen in the first place, 350k British and French would have died, if that would have happened Britain wouldn’t have stood a chance against the blitzkrieg

[@n1thecaptain965]

Instructions unclear, shot a P-51 pilot in the chest with a 30mm and didn't kill him

[@idontknowmyname2966]

TiS bUt a StRaTcH

[@TacticalBeard]

Best 262 is the rare 262 with 2 guns..... lower BR is so worth that trade off since it actually fights props

[@Sturmv0gel]

NikolaiSlapabitch Thats the Me 262 A2/a Sturmvogel

[@spindash64]

At the same time, those 48 rockets with the same velocity as your shells tho edit: nvm, after having flown the cobras and the yak 9t for so long, i have a new friend in the narwhal, which also has a custom skin based on the morgan from Ace Combat Zero which is especially funny since that plane has a giant laser cannon on it

[@topiturunen6644]

How do you get the sturmvogel?

[@lazergaming884]

NovaPeliVideot ` you could get it in an event back in 2016 which is how I got mine or you can buy it for quite a lot of money on the war thunder marketplace. :)

[@topiturunen6644]

@@lazergaming884 oh ok

[@ResasRandomStuff]

4:30 means: "Damn Shit! YOURE NOT A DISABLED DOVE WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!!!"

[@Kaga184]

Thank you

[@robertbalazslorincz8218]

Does it?

[@yannij3742]

Ja das tut es!

[@mango_tgo8361]

*plays version of the plane that’s not on the tech tree* Weird flex but ok

[@Chrinik]

its still a 262 version in game and thus bears mentioning.

[@ajjivackovic1782]

I love your editing, it is pure gold

[@Shadow_Lunatale]

As a German I'm proud we over-engineer everything to a point where we even take into concideration: what if the pilot has to land without the landing gear? Well just slide down the runway, put some duct-tape over the scratch marks on the engines and up you go. Seriously, this is one heck of a funny meme collection in there, thanks. Edit: Any chance you might make a how to about the Ho 229?

[@ineedapharmists]

German over engineering is cool til you have to work on it.

[@themirageguy6292]

1:04 did anyone see that the pilot was dead

[@creatorchris712]

Its as if he finished wanking

[@babymetalenjoyer]

@@creatorchris712 best comment lol

[@creatorchris712]

@@babymetalenjoyer :)

[@thewtchannel7837]

No, it's just an extremely unconfortable position cuz nazis had bad plane designs

[@threadworm437]

@@thewtchannel7837 one of the most special ed comments I've seen

[@fastwing3295]

*Plays as a russian bomber* *Sees 2 Me-262s on my 6* (Chuckles) Im in danger.

[@spindash64]

Cloaker Flies P-51H Sees 3 Me 262 (Chuckles) *I AM THE DANGER*

[@babymetalenjoyer]

@@spindash64 no.

[@babymetalenjoyer]

@@spindash64 you know, those Me 262 are just super over powered (firepower i mean)

[@sgt_delta5565]

110G2 would like to know your location "WE CALL THIS A DIFICULTY TWEAK" not op, just glorious mineshells have shitloads of filler and delete anything lov

[@PuncakeLena]

"... It becomes a smooth operator" *Carlos Sainz noises*

[@vekuboi]

It becomes Vodovorot. *Sneaky Daniil Kvyat noises*

[@aussieaudir8lms871]

F1 gang has come to see flying f1 cars that go 200kmph faster

[@tonk9246]

After soviet defeat nazi the me-262 is called we-262

[@chaowingchinghongfingshong3109]

@Ibraheem Khan Nope, soviets did a lot more

[@patrickhennig1332]

@@chaowingchinghongfingshong3109 you guys mean, the 3/4 of the World defeated the Nazi.

[@uteriel282]

@@patrickhennig1332 took 3/4th of the world cause everyone was too much a pussy to go 1v1 lol

[@vincentsolito8234]

@@chaowingchinghongfingshong3109 They did more because they were the most powerful country being invaded by the nazis and didnt exactly have a choice but to commit fully to the conflict. The fact remains that they would have almost certainly lost without tremendous aid from the rest of the world

[@senate664]

@@chaowingchinghongfingshong3109 The soviets turned the tide of the war, but the Americans and british opened up a second front. And during the battle of britian, alot of the Luftwaffe was destroyed. Americans helped in the African war. I will say that that the alies and soviet union did the same amount in the second world war.

[@loganthousandsonssorcerer3206]

A little note the BF 109 K4 The plane you research before the ME262 has one of the 30 mm mark 108 cannons so you can technically get some practice with the guns drop off Before you actually get the 262

[@inkmime]

I love how they took one look at that short barrelled 30mm cannon and thought "Let's give it *four* of the fucking things."

[@cannonfodder4376]

A most informative video. And that flatspin skit had me cackling, great stuff. The wait was worth it.

[@moped6290]

1:54 i am a German and when you hear this and read the Text its so Cringe😂😂😂

[@isharveerdhillon8348]

he actually used a different audio and used the text

[@jackstandproductions6558]

@@isharveerdhillon8348 yes, it's an old joke lol

[@avgeek5632]

@@isharveerdhillon8348 isso

[@irisschweig3491]

Oh ja

[@otakugamer5996]

Ja das stimmt

[@ryanm.191]

The fact they’re putting this ww2 fighter against Korean War era jets says a lot

[@alexandru.g8746]

510 m/s accualy the velocity of the rounds of the mk 108 cannons while irl the rounds velocity is 550 m/s or so, bcz yea, here at Gaijin, we love to make germans look bad, and russians be g00d.

[@Haloreach1950]

THE CОММUИIST POTATO You meant 108s ))))

[@alexandru.g8746]

Hans Wurscht oops, i wrote the comment at the mid night without checking wat i ve wrote

[@TheReligiousCrap]

2:05 OMG the Top Gun flat spin!!

[@tHeWasTeDYouTh]

GOOSE TALK TO ME, GOOOOOOSE

[@pocketwingman]

Uh. 1.) The flatspin in Top Gun was over the ocean. 2.) There were 2 pilots in the. F-14 3.) This is a German jet 4.) This is a Me 262. 5.) The flatspin was caused by entering a jet's jetstream, killing the engine because there was not enough air.

[@Thelowkeyjayy._.]

“My Fürher....” 😂😂

[@babymetalenjoyer]

@@Thelowkeyjayy._. it is FÜHRER you stupid CAPITALIST. *exits nazi mode *

[@Battle-Panda]

"You're not a disabled pigeon with a fidget spinner, Idiot!" Oh man, i can't stop laughing. I need to use that more often when i see people turn fighting bearcats and shit.

[@dicar76]

4:10 Let’s be honest, that was the best part.

[@realmaskedlol]

I did not even realise how this was made 6 years ago. The graphics look amazing,

[@mwnciboo]

"Peasant fidget spinner" love it.

[@theroyalaustralian]

Sliding to a stop on you're engine nacelles is no longer possible as you will instead go kaput faster than you can say *"aww, that's just too bad"*

[@doch.8039]

That sounds like a you problem chief, still works fine

[@theroyalaustralian]

@@doch.8039 well, I have attempted to slide to an emergency stop, but the game destroys my 262

[@markusdupree5317]

3 years of playing war thunder and I still don’t know what boom and zoom is

[@randonlando418]

I keep watching these vids thinking I’m watching many miles away.

[@inf.div.501black_kia5]

I'm a bit late but FUCK YEAH 1:00 In einem Polenstädtchen da lebte eins ein Mädchen!!!! xD

[@hashteraksgage3281]

Thanks dude

[@inf.div.501black_kia5]

@@hashteraksgage3281 Why?

[@hashteraksgage3281]

@@inf.div.501black_kia5 4 the name of da song

[@inf.div.501black_kia5]

@@hashteraksgage3281 Well, no problem :)

[@sethglenn9022]

The Hitler screaming is easily the best meme if you have the creativity to script it.

[@wow-pb4gu]

Polish person: Up top German person: You mean sieg heil right? No I mean up top....OH GOD!! GERMAN person: *Erika intensifies*

[@babymetalenjoyer]

This is now dumb as the song playing here is called "In einem Polenstädtchen"

[@derpwaza1852]

it took me 2 years of playing to get the 262 and i have already watched this a million of times but it is still helpful;

[@Belo_WT]

Now on the wings of the luftwaffe.

[@thespeeddemon7832]

4:00 if germans actually had 262s at the biplane era we'd shout seig hail every morning

[@thelonious2213]

Actually no, as that was WW1. Hitler would never have risen to power if Germany won WW1.

[@thespeeddemon7832]

@@thelonious2213 oh yes, my bad man I was just trynna make a joke

[@thelonious2213]

@@thespeeddemon7832 I get it. We would be called the Austro-Hungarian-German Empire or some shit though.

[@thespeeddemon7832]

@@thelonious2213 indeed

[@SILVARMSM]

2:08 i died lmao My fürher SHUT UP!

[@moblinmajorgeneral]

2:01 "Sofort! Das war ein Befehl! Der Angriff Steiner war ein Befehl!" "Mein Fuhrer?" "Verrät!"

[@hiddentreasure2161]

"The Me-262 is the grandfather of all jet fighters" *Sad Gloster Meteor noises*

[@motman0713]

Sadder he178 noises

[@barry4302]

Censored German flag. RIP Germany 1813-1945.

[@thebakedtoast]

Barry Yu no?

[@mikepokorny2835]

more like 1871-1990

[@АдрианЙосифов]

they just put wermacht cross to the german flag to censore the swastika stupid gaijin

[@cloroxbleach9222]

Germany was dead in 1933 because Hitler fought for the ideals of his party and ultimately brought the nation to the ground.

[@tony_5156]

France is falling, they’re literally pumping sewage into politicians homes. Damn, the fall

[@Jamie-kg8ig]

How to fly the Yak-23? As long as you brain is still technically there should be easy, but still. Or maybe the other starter jets, like the P-80?

[@GG-ir1hw]

The yak-23 is a rapist at 7.3 and broke the 7.0 BR more than the .50cal both and Italian F-84G. Like you said as long as you have a brain anyone can fly the yak 23.

[@spindash64]

personally, i think it'd be good to cover early tier II planes, like the P-40. Planes where people are just exiting the more forgiving biplane era, and begin to get their first taste of how the rest of the tech tree will play out.

[@ethanatcheson4484]

I’m a B-29 fan and I feel personally threatened

[@CommandoFighterPilot]

That guy with the mustache was hilarious I am still laughing!!!

[@coopervekich1057]

Lets just say after watching this video I became an ace pilot with every version of the 262 jet fighter

[@DelicAlmin]

Honestly i removed my new cannons module to decrease accuracy... It's easier to hit the target and 1 hit is all you need with me262 anyway...

[@aminazman9311]

Got shot the moment you respawn. Every War Thunder ever.

[@erojerisiz1571]

F82 vs this seems interesting

[@1893Mauser]

In the U4, as long as your two jets are ok, wingtips are merely cosmetic.

[@makruldur]

Will you do "How to Ho229" ?

[@that_dude1638]

Little Tip I believe you can use those Rockets as small flairs sooo if you get a uptier of Doom those could save your skin

[@AlexTheOilersFan]

“My Führer, you should have just gone back to the base, none of this would have hap-“ “Well it’s a bit too late for that now, isn’t it?” Hitler’s war strategies in a nutshell

[@thefellathathuntsvatniks]

I married an Me-262 A-1a and now she's pregnant to our baby Sabre

[@stiley4882]

1:52 real germans kknow what he is saying xD

[@kommentarekommentieren455]

Stiley Die Armee zieht nach Westen Richtung Elbe

[@philippdolschan7669]

Dann muss die Arme Kehrtmachen!

[@Nope_617]

3:26 i laughed so hard when it showed a guy from unturned with a potato launcher

[@kevindong9999]

He's alive!!!!

[@JonManProductions]

School sucks, it drains the life out of ye.

[@F-14DSuperTomcat]

3:48 "However,The low muzzle velocity is overcompensated by the intense prejudice the 30mm have against anything they hit" I died faster than any jet that dares to invade the skies of das Vaterland when the Me-262 A1/U4 Pulkzerstorer is present

[@pocketwingman]

Oh god. Where is battle rating when you need it?

[@shoteRmsi]

I love how they had to give to allied forces post ww2 planes to be able compete the ww2 Germans 😀

[@topazprism77]

gotta love text-to-speech, "the Meschörsmitte 262isa sleek. Sexy, sharkfaced grandfather of all jet fighters"

[@Fred_the_1996]

3:01 *cylinders knocked out*

[@WhiteRaven7278]

First time watching your vids, thanks for getting me kicked out of work for laughing too loud. Subbed.

[@ZengoOshiba]

7:12 was my favorite part because lewd.

[@thefellathathuntsvatniks]

Yeah. So lewd...

[@kerkonig5102]

"Verdammte schei... du bist keine Taube mit einem fidget spinner!" "God dame it! You are not a dove with a fidget spinner!" I fucking love that creative new insult for prop planes lol.

[@MagnificentSpeed]

Dank

[@eriktruchinskas3747]

Magnificent Speed i think you mean danke

[@jasperj-d7106]

No 9min vid required, just one word. HEADONS

[@seyhanalparslan1839]

Landing by sliding with engines... 10/10 german engineering.

[@binaryparrot3352]

Dude put an unturned picture in there... deserves a like and sub

[@Fred_the_1996]

1:53 Trying to read the subtitles and listening to the german bois at the same time is giving me *aids*

[@sullivanlindley8684]

Is everyone just gonna overlook the “wings of the luftwaffe” intro?

[@FatBelugaWhale]

Jesus has returned

[@zeakthetinysoviet3702]

"because glorious german overkill" I lost it lol

[@bucket1442]

when you create yourself in a game for 262nd time Me-262

[@dusse1282]

2:33 he becomes a SMOOOOTH OPERATOOOOOOOOR, SMOOOOOOTH OPERATIOOOOOOONNN

[@darkwardragon2751]

Please do how to bombers and start with the PE-8

[@treanttrooper6349]

Step 1, Realise everything turns faster than you Step 2, cry and switch to the Me 163

[@donviglone7707]

2:43 Bro, do you even Luft? LOL

[@ACW88]

When I went from props to jets, I immediately felt at home cause I was dogfighting in my bf 109 like it was an me 262, super crazy dives with barely and turns 😂

[@RandomCultistWarrior]

Danke Danke :D

[@PrinceAlhorian]

I don't know what is funnier, the rant of Hitler used or the fact that i can understand German and that the rant was kinda fitting.

[@ednorth109]

Do how to me 163!!

[@Miguel-qi3qf]

your videos keep me playing this cursed game.

[@brightman232]

sadly ME 262 got produced too late in the war :(

[@setesh1294]

this video will actually come in handy when i finally unlock my first Jet. which is like one or two planes away.

[@totrigo6834]

Do an how to I-15 Chaika.

[@ThorbjrnRagnar]

nearly 10k of french died in dunkerque and 35k were kept as prisonners, so no there is no run away x)

[@cpttankerjoe]

How to b-17g

[@aarronmurphy8624]

I am here 5 years later still one of the better guides 😅😅

[@ninjastorm7664]

2:00 If you turn off your engine you can recover from a flat spin if you have enough alt.

[@chiiperii]

finnaly i unlocked this plane after fucking 6 years