War Thunder - Intercontinental Ballistic Submarine (not missile)

[@FokkerBoombass]

FAQ: - How do I play subs? You can't. The event was from 30th October to 2nd November. Wait until another event or when the subs are actually introduced into the game. - What's the first song? It's in the end screen. - What's the second song? (1:38) Weebl's "Stock Market" (although that's the name of the original flash it was in, not the song itself.) - What's the third song? (3:48) I have no idea. You can find a longer version here - kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5qvimeQoLulpac

[@Hybris51129]

When subs finally come to War Thunder permanently I might just finally get back into the game.

[@joeyknight8272]

@daeth сука same

[@MemeMapping]

Third song is on KZbin under the translated title “Cadets of the Guards School”

[@haakke]

Third song is a rendition of "Kalinka" Otherwise known as the Tetris theme.

[@FokkerBoombass]

@@haakke No it isn't. The "Tetris theme" is Korobeiniki and this, while similar, is not a version of Korobeiniki. That tune is present throrought many soviet era songs.

[@Skysiah0503]

“There are more planes in the Ocean then Submarines in the Sky”

[@gaurdaingamer5143]

I agree to disagree

[@caturlifelive]

why you disagree to agree

[@THEGREATMEMEWIZARD]

Not anymore.

[@thefireflygamer8572]

You're not wrong though

[@kayagorzan]

Clearly a false statement Of course there’d be more submarines in the sky

[@cactusmanofdestiny3708]

The chances of being ran over by a submarine on land is low. _But never zero._

[@jayamarillo1554]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKLJl4xja7SJgcU

[@M4_Sherman587]

@@jayamarillo1554 wtf

[@jayamarillo1554]

@@M4_Sherman587 dang you don’t get it

[@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477]

@@jayamarillo1554 uh what ?

[@jayamarillo1554]

@@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 dang another one who doesn’t get it

[@SgtCandy]

"See we launch the whole submarine. That's 10000% more missile, per missile." - Cave Johnson, probably

[@DeuxExNoir]

This is some serious WH40K level shit, right here.

[@matthewyoung9828]

He must still be between banks so he got the US navy to invest in apature

[@tapist3482]

Portal references never fade.

[@captainnelson9833]

Close enough XD

[@Kiwoeoe]

YEEES IVE WAITED YEARS TO SE A "cave johnson" Meme comment !!! :DDDDDD

[@YannickMertens-fk9nr]

"do a wheelie" "sir, we are in a submari-" *_"DID I STUTTER?"_*

[@thek6410]

Now do a barrel roll

[@Avetho]

Georgia: "Hey captain, can we do that?" Captain: "Hey hey hey! Hey, hey hey hey hey!!!!" _[Translation: "No we're a submarine! Georgia, don't you dare try it!!!!"]_ Georgia, doing a wheelie in Scooter: "What was that, Captain?" Chitose: "Georgia that's dangerous! We're in enemy territory right now, what if you get spotted by New Jersey's scouts?!"

[@DarkWarriorZ710]

​@@Avetho Georgia: "Even if we get spotted, they will not be able to catch us."

[@Avetho]

@@DarkWarriorZ710 Oh man the memories, I can't wait for Jesse to return to writing the story, its one of the stories to gain the vaunted position of living rent-free in my head XD

[@scouttf2143]

Imagine being in a plane hoping to score some kills and then this thing comes hurdling at you at 700km per hour

[@EADF-CDF-SQ]

Now that’s comedy

[@floppi7098]

If the plane was me then i would litteraly scream my “BLYAAAAAAAAAAT”

[@Novous]

2000 KM/h, for reference, is about Mach 1.6. Take that top tier.

[@905SONICking]

Can you imagine what that would feel like? Especially if it flopped around like that in mid air.

[@firestarteronyoutube5542]

That’s faster than the correct top tier Jets can safely go at at Sea Level

[@santacatarinaball7091]

when your slower than a sub this post was made by the sub gang

[@edgamz9315]

As someone who qualified fish on a virginia i can confirm that this is exactly how we move across the ocean so fast

[@FokkerBoombass]

oh okay I thought something was wrong

[@thetype97chiha2]

I read something totally different...

[@kronks4]

Qualified fish.....do you mean you work in the fun room? :D

[@edgamz9315]

I guess you can say the Engine Room is pretty fun lol

[@Didymus-vz6uy]

🤣🤣

[@Kagira2006]

"So, wait is he playing aircraft or navy?" "...Both."

[@matwarnke3910]

not both but boffum

[@someonestolemyname]

still navy but the captain was trained in an airgroup

[@kevinburns8473]

He's in the Space Force!

[@cheesedrgn]

America: the submarines out of torpedoes Russia: the torpedoes out of submarines

[@-sturmfalke-]

I think you messed up...

[@dannydelda2004]

English 100

[@Станислав-т9т]

Даже американцы делают мемы про русских 😁🤣

[@deepAnal]

@@Станислав-т9т только писал русский

[@maxyusha241]

More like "missiles Made of Submarine"?

[@TravellerNg]

Crew: But sir we are out of torpedos Captain: We ARE the torpedo

[@bademusoctavianjuvenal2702]

Japanese be like:

[@nanashimumeisrightfeather7420]

Tenno Heika *BANZAI*

[@BizsDustbin]

Command: Yeah we got a ICBM in the air. Command: That’s has got to be the greatest pirate I have ever seen.

[@razvy6949]

So it would seem.

[@Dan86130]

@@razvy6949 flute intensifies

[@tonalcrayon1290]

@@Dan86130 *cranks volume knob*

[@lpflore]

ICBS*

[@noobary]

ICBS* Inter Continental Ballistic Submarine

[@machinech183]

Navy is going to be PISSED this leaked out... there goes our monopoly on flying attack subs... You, yes you, have ruined it for us all.

[@kayagorzan]

Indeed

[@addisonchow9798]

Space battlesub Blue Noah

[@kero5709]

FALSE

[@theishiopian68]

The submacopter was real all along!

[@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632]

@Mialisus lol

[@paranoia3608]

"Fire the torpedoes!" "Sir! We have none left!" "Fire this submarine!" "But sir, we are in the submarine!" "Did I stutter!?"

[@SomeD00D01]

OH SHIT

[@chadwickchadson2042]

mommy please come pick me up, im scared

[@tomatojuices5340]

the last time i saw grandpa

[@f22littleraptor21]

*chuck* we're in danger...

[@ApusApus]

"Prepare the warhead!" "Sir, no more weapons onboard!" "Prepare the reactor!" *Pushes plutonium rod in the reactor*

[@punbug4721]

Some smart guy: "There are more planes in the sea than submarines in the sky." War Thunder: "Hold my glitch."

[@nielsssg]

everyone's gangsta until a nuclear submarine start flying

[@soup6823]

Well’ there’s a nuclear reactor in there. Might as well make use of it.

[@Avetho]

@@soup6823 They just land and spill nuclear soup everywhere. "Target uninhabitable and severely damaged, target personnel terminally ill, considered neutralized." The Imperial Japan of WW2 would be proud

[@sonicj.shadow5072]

that gentleman...How we develop Nuclear war(submarine)head...

[@StarrLeredo]

@@Avetho Ten'no Would be Proud

[@PriceTheCourier]

Blast that submarine with the AMERICA!

[@techshrek2827]

"You see Ivan, when submarine begins to fly. Enemy will not know whether to use depth charges or anti-aircraft weaponry"

[@gkgameplaycz]

hegiht charges? :D

[@inary682]

@@gkgameplaycz so flak?

[@Warthred]

Underrated comment

[@Notmagickal]

Would a sub get damaged by flak though? Or will it be ineffective?

[@-fish-3316]

@@Notmagickal sub is too fast for flak

[@naysaykiller928]

"The submarine knows where it is, because it knows where it isn't"

[@fluffylynx6643]

Only place it knows where it isn't is in the water

[@yearlygymnast9865]

O god not again

[@thestruggler1]

Submarine: *made to be used at ocean* Fokker: My submarine , my rules.

[@thatoneguy6466]

Kraut Space Magic

[@olbradley]

-of physics...

[@lavaknight3682]

“Sir, what’s he doing?” “He’s beginning to believe”

[@EADF-CDF-SQ]

LOL

[@PanzerkampfwagenausfTschechosl]

“Status report” “We are flying on time, on target.” “But you’re a subma-

[@Jake_Peralta]

US government: We will watch your career with great interest

[@ZennPlanes]

Opecuted *slaps submarine* this baby can go up to 20k ft! *chuckles*

[@CadetNoob-z1b]

Imagine the person who is taking the game seriously, and then they see the flying Submarine

[@andrewchilds8886]

Imagine spawning in to be bombed with a torpedo from a Mach 3 submarine slamming itself into a mountain

[@slovakvladimir5316]

@@andrewchilds8886 Imagine seeing tank spinning like Heck and Come into your Spawn....

[@silvadic2207]

Fuck physics. We don’t need them where we’re going.

[@extomvp]

*Welp thats enough war thunder for today*

[@theacidknight6463]

a sailor on a submarine: *ahhh another normal dayyyy.... WTF* what he sees: *submarine* I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@raihanwidodo1042]

"Sir, it seems we have an ICBS launch" "You mean ICBM?" "No, ICBS"

[@franken0702]

"intercontinental ballastic submarine"

[@cheesejam1373]

Are you making fun of people with cotc

[@cheesejam1373]

@ofcefcipu corn on the cob

[@person9735]

The Submarine: "Hey guys, look what I can do!" Other submarines: "Okay, what is it-" *they saw him flying away with the sonic speed*

[@unstableatoms3456]

imagine what his teammates were thinking seeing this guy on the mini map

[@NiskaMagnusson]

Submarine battle in Atlantic Ocean: "this is U-156, out of torpedoes, going to bomb Vladivostok"

[@ShinGojira-xq7fm]

😂😂😂 I'm crying from laughter at this

[@atomicvibez3544]

lol nice

[@spacexfan1281]

It's even funnier that Vladivostok is in pacific

[@Ori--pw5vw]

High command - U-156 negative over , how will fly your sub Submarine- just leave it to us ,over.

[@thundergaming1880]

what bomb little cyka.

[@conradkai9705]

America: we’re gonna launch our ballistic submarine at your cities! Russia: do you mean missile America: no

[@comradeapplejack2633]

Hehehe in Soviet Russia we fire submarine not missile.

[@conradkai9705]

@Niko Umicevic I know, it was developed to match the Soviet’s technology

[@tomaszwpierdol9050]

Should be the other way around :) Soviets Would have to counter intercontinental subs, but There is nothing that can beat that. Looks like this is how USA won the Cold War

[@jordanrodrigues8265]

That could be an attack mode of the Poseidon nuclear propelled torpedo.

[@comradeapplejack2633]

yes comrades

[@LongTimeAgoNL]

So this is how the germans got to Argentina so quickly at the end of the war.

[@paintball7797]

3:24 "Drowned" *excuse me what the frick*

[@harharhahrahrharo]

Submarines need water to breathe

[@tagleragle1511]

When you sign up for the Navy and end up in the Space Force.

[@-T90Vladimir]

flyin sosig

[@johnwunderwaffle]

Ah yes the big and the great radal

[@zhangjeff238]

Ask Radal next time to play sosig

[@affirmonego5202]

Flying cuban cigar

[@Sh4d891]

What de fock

[@alanmaclaren4118]

@@Sh4d891 it’s wotdefok

[@Klockorino]

“There’s a missile on radar, but... I can’t figure out what kind.” “Son, that’s not a missile. That’s a submarine.”

[@nikelsad]

Submissile

[@MR_Foffe]

@@nikelsad Since "Sub" means under, I thin the right term would just be a "marine". :) Or if you have another suggestion.

[@joneades1364]

*Pirates of the Caribbean theme*

[@EMNemesis]

Russian coast guard with unsurprise face: "I bet they let Crazy Ivan drive it again."

[@blutact9931]

(hardbass slowly gets louder as the submarine passes high above the coastline at mach 2)

[@wahyutriwibowo1803]

Crazy Ivan : I lost a bomb... do you have it?

[@37A-s6h]

0:32 Giant monsters in movies when they throw a ship

[@TheMightyNaryar]

Engineer 1 : "Look, Sam, you're obviously drunk. You can't make helicopter submarines. That's stupid" Engineer 2 : "Hold my beer."

[@auxityne]

Oh god, don't give the World of Warships devs any ideas.

[@niaagustina4142]

World of warship is learning sub now but idk they will also learning this

[@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry]

@@niaagustina4142 now they will make gravity mode in WoW lol

[@lunar6156]

@@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry I can already imagine black steel rods floating in the sky firing torpedoes

[@rainell8246]

@@lunar6156 thats an absolute hell of any player lol

[@DarthKryat]

looks like the subs here work better than in wow

[@Mr.Crow1984]

The entire sub crew: we need to go fast Capitán: lets show them a little trick I learned

[@TomcatTailspin]

Creo que se te escapó el español por ahí...

[@bonjourcava2493]

"I am going to do what we call a pro gamer move"

[@vittoriovaglio2031]

this comment is underrated a bit

[@finlandball1939]

*Heres a little lesson in trickery, this’ll go down in history!*

[@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts]

"I didn't sign up to be a pilot!"

[@daviscampbell9020]

What a shame.

[@f22littleraptor21]

Too bad!? Fire the sub!!!!

[@SaulGoonman]

Ok. I wasn’t prepared for this to show up in my recommended. I am so glad it did.

[@NemeanlionTO]

This submarine knows what's up. No, like literally.

[@botjerzy4273]

November 10, 2009: "Tactical Nuke ready" Today: "Tactical submarine ready"

[@_Matsimus_]

hahaha!! I was crying laughing watching this lol! Good find! love it! Subbed.

[@Tigershark_3082]

Well hello there, Mr. Matsimus! By the way, thank you for getting me interested in military technology!

[@notdave1745]

It's the new missile platform now a days.... minus the missiles

[@DrHazard1206]

Dude I literally just watched you cleaning Tanks Video

[@addisonchow9798]

It's a bird it's a plane it's a submarine?

[@cheyenne2197]

Subbed

[@flyingcheburek2320]

When they say: "Oh, the american planes climb like submarines!" What I imagine:

[@TheAttacker732]

It climbs so much faster than my fully-laden P-47... Although at least the P-47 is controllable in its ascent.

[@427Arbok]

Looking back, WT really needs to keep a record of physics glitches like this and just deliberately implement them as an April Fools event one year.

[@mmgaming-pu7zt]

imagine a recon fighter come back to the base "so what do you see? what is enemy doing in the arctic?" "....."

[@michalw0292]

"now i've seen everything" - Engineer from Team Fortress 2

[@ShinGojira-xq7fm]

"I fear no man, but that THING" *flying submarine* "It scares me"

[@Lofi.z34]

When Vlad asked you to launch the biggest missile he didn't expect to see a submarine fly past his quarters

[@jcjcjunk1881]

Launching a fuckin nuclear torpedo to the west to top it off

[@rileymannion5301]

I love that this is in a public match, his team and the enemy team must've been confused as fuck

[@AndreA-ei7yw]

when you ran out of torpedoes, but then you remember you're in a *nuclear* submarine.

[@cldus7442]

Honestly seeing this in-game would make my day

[@aureusknighstar2195]

I know this is an overused joke, but lemme still say it *"That's gotta be the best pirate I've ever seen"* **Pirates of the Caribbean theme plays**

[@slavicboomer]

It's not overused it's just too good to stop using

[@C-R-l-M-S-O-N]

"Intercontinental" just took on a whole new meaning

[@BradDoesntKnow]

“That’s gotta be the best pirate I’ve ever seen...”

[@Syntaxerrortwenetyone]

“...So it would seem”

[@klondike69none85]

Todays forecast: partly cloudy with a chance of submarines

[@pokefanbro673]

This whole video is just the definition of "The laws of physics no longer apply to me mere mortals."

[@ceoofchonk]

"there are more planes in the sea than submarines in the sky" -an intellectual

[@baronhartono3058]

*sea

[@ceoofchonk]

@@baronhartono3058 oh god thanks lol i didnt notice

[@death_parade]

In the country of Norway, the number of upward slopes and downward slopes are exactly the same.

[@773-o2n]

Me: chuckles Teacher: is something funny? Me: no, its nothing My brain:

[@komodoejderi0760]

-Banzai Charge ! -Sir, we are in a submarine -I said BANZAI CHARGE DAMNIT !

[@StarrLeredo]

es no Japanese Sub

[@Jack-vo7yf]

This bug was caused by the code used for water drag compensation for seaplanes. As engines produce a constant force when in the water bringing the nose out of the water caused logic intended for seaplane takeoff to errantly activate and actually propel you proportional to your speed and portion of your bounding box above the water. This bug was fixed recently, see you next October!

[@shadowlord0162]

nicely done. now i finally know what happend

[@captainsternn7684]

That explains those 'flying cigars' I keep hearing so much about.

[@skyejamss]

"War thunder is the most realistic war game filled with tanks, submarine and army vehicle" Yeah, this definitely happened during the World War 2 and during military training

[@PICKLE_Rex24]

Josef: Why are we going to the Gulags again? Demetri: Remember That Time When We drank to much Vodka on the Sub.

[@raytastic2461]

Best comment xD

[@sykerblade5353]

@@raytastic2461 i agree

[@diobrandshoes596]

0:33 That moment when you ran out of torpedos, so you have to become one instead.

[@nerve-in-gear7072]

Gotta love the Final fantasy 7 Remaster Electric Chocobo Song playing over this cursed video. Fits it real well

[@brandonfitzgerald8705]

this has been a bug since the april fools event, it was never patched. i have a video of me flinging into the enemy spawn and getting like 4 kills if im correct

[@evertenplaza3673]

Can ya post it, if you have it still?

[@Blue-mr7fe]

Yes please

[@tonalcrayon1290]

I too would like to see this

[@mr_demeanor6008]

post it!!!

[@joelfilho2625]

Please upload it, I HAVE to see this.

[@sateayyam3192]

Imagine playing WT as a ship, and then an flying sub starts to glide while spinning towards u

[@punbug4721]

Imagine being this guy's teammate and watching him rocket into the middle and just not stop.

[@actiniumanarchy9237]

“ *Someone tries to argue with me saying WT has realistic physics* Me: -copy pastes this video-

[@hoaxer5135]

"There are more planes in the oceon then there are submarines in the sky" This dude: Hold my beer

[@rugbynimbus]

"Son, this plane floats about as well as a boat flies." Let's hope so.

[@explodingonc2782]

"Submarine drowned in the sky" --WarThunder, 2020

[@notazombie...notatall8577]

"You can't go insane with a videogame." War thunder:

[@EADF-CDF-SQ]

War thunder be like war thunder says that we don’t care about rules we need this

[@alexcoe2526]

Wonder what the other team is thinking when they see a submarine flying through the sky at moc 2

[@d3lta667]

When she says she is home alone but you’re off fighting in the Cold War

[@josueroberto7356]

Now THIS is a boat with the means to end this war in a definitive and elegant manner

[@FokkerBoombass]

>

[@josueroberto7356]

@@FokkerBoombass

[@mrmcmoustache9615]

Alternative title: ‘How to break time and space just to run the US navy bankrupt’

[@SadlyBaked]

Imagine being a maritime patrol aircraft and just witnessing... this on your daily mission.

[@codyspradley6277]

Imagine being the patrol craft and nearly being hit by that.

[@vladimirmakarov2661]

Me ohhh faaaak Alionnshhhh

[@Ishikawa745]

@@codyspradley6277 Frigate Captain: Detecting nearby Submarine. Fire the torpedoes ! Crew : Sir we'll need a missile for that 😐

[@tobiaspramono378]

Elon musk when he realize that theres no flying submarine :

[@menshevikbear176]

100% historically accurate as you can see.

🤫 it’s a secret Area 51 sub they stole after raiding Area 51 🤭🥴

[@nguyenkhoa5825]

soldier:I just break sound barrier sir. Captain: *You what ???*

[@kitlercat2346]

Yea ive noticed that so as well in the "Phantom Menace" event as well

[@BOTmaster15]

Oh you you're back... WAIT WHAT? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

[@FokkerBoombass]

I DON'T KNOW IT JUST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@guily6669]

"Houston, We Got a Problem" :)

[@SoldatATP]

0:28 "¡¡¡¡king of the ocean, he was made to rule the waves across the seven seas!!!!"

[@freyawion5337]

the terror of the sea, the Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine

[@ShinGojira-xq7fm]

@@freyawion5337 THE TERROR OF THE SEAS! BISMARCK THE AIRBORNE SUBMARINE

[@b1bis204]

therapist: don't worry, flying ballistic submarrine doesn't exist it can't hurt you the submarine

[@Yumais]

So this is the new Missile Russia was talking about huh.

[@JerichoYeet]

Submarine: "Man, wish I can flying like those planes..." God-Engineer: "Wish granted." Submarine: *NOT WHAT I HAVE IN MIND!*

[@sgt_delta5565]

the omnissiah granted your wish

[@NasaBoy-ux1bl]

Everybody gangsta till the submarine starts flying

[@shadowxxe]

imagine just getting your lunch in the cafeteria and then your suddenly thrown against the wall as the sub begin spiraling out of control

[@sixstringedthing]

The one video that might have got me actually playing War Thunder, and then I see in the description that it's been patched.

[@Sultan-cf5wf]

this explains why people were capping so quickly during the event

[@mattatmoney9488]

speed: minus mach one mf just found a way to go back in time

[@acb.segelflugmemes9846]

"There are more planes underwater than there are submarines in the sky" Warthunder: hold my beer

[@presidentdeadpool3198]

Imagine being in a dog fight but then getting clapped by a submarine.

[@alittlebitofeverything2408]

"sir we need to r e t r e a t." "okay launch this flipping submarine"

[@orukuroch.3355]

Alternate title: How to turn your submarine into a ballistic missile

[@TheNobleBrit]

This looks more fun than the actual event

[@bodek]

someone get me the full version of the outro song, please. by the way, this was amazing. glad you showed fucking arond instead of just demonstrating the glitch. i look forward to every one of your videos, meme or war thunder

[@Nirrti]

It's called Korobushka or Korobleiniki, famous as basis for Tetris theme also somewhat famously used in the movie Snatch as Boris "The Blade" Yurinov's theme.

[@bodek]

@@Nirrti i know its the tetris theme and i just really want this specific version of it on a balalaika. every one i've seen has horrible quality or just doesnt sound right

[@Nirrti]

@@bodek Oh, well then

[@FokkerBoombass]

@@bodek it's neither, actually. I have no idea what this exact song ia called, I ripped it straight from another video that also doesn't state any credits. Look up "Polikarpov U-2 / Po-2 WW2 soviet film" you'll find it.

[@Blue-mr7fe]

Pizza Time But its not even Italian *PIZZA TIME*

[@adrunkduck1678]

Imagine being on a battleship when this submarine kamikazis you at 400 kmh

[@StarrLeredo]

Ten' no would be proud

[@poxnile]

"Its a bird! Its a plane! no its a Intercontinental Ballistic Submarine."