Warframe: Making Arthur's Square Spaghetti

[@Sabuuchi]

To the italians asking for my head on twitter: Get nae nae'd. Y'all can't even tell the difference between Spaghetti and Udon noodles. Smh.

[@JhinDW]

oh my god.

[@Anotherday-i4w]

WTF IS A UDON NOODLE?!

[@morrighanmatthias7126]

@@Anotherday-i4w Japanese noodles. They are pretty much thicker spaghetti with a bit more chew to them.

[@spenkerdetanker9067]

Oh so that's why they look like cubed spring rolls when you fried em

[@alfredwong3960]

I knew it. It is udon I thought it looked too much like udon from the thumbnail.

[@morrighanmatthias7126]

"It's a hashbrown without the hash." Finally. Hashless Brown.

[@mineralwater34]

Finally. Brown.

[@Sabuuchi]

BROWN

[@150_asharifadhilaha2]

And it's not even brown lol

[@julio1759]

WE'RE BROWNING WITH THIS ONE 🗣🍑🔥

[@quantumblur_3145]

Sever your leg please, sir

[@agentshibe]

Arthur will singlehandedly save British cuisine with this one.

[@hellkaiser1366]

Probably,I mean can it really get worst?

[@mundanemiseries]

You’ve heard of jellied eel, now get ready for Arthur’s new innovation: jellied spaghetti

[@DragonKnight90001]

Jellied beans on toast.

[@joetheturtle7768]

Not saying much…

[@Justaguywhoexists_1]

Can't wait for Arthur's next innovation, Maybe cubed fedachi alfredo who knows.

[@kingpatatochip3357]

They realy wanted to renforce the fact that Arthur is a brit so they made this abomination of a meal just to get the point across

[@dragondelsur5156]

I supposed he got blacklisted from Italy.

[@hayashiii2717]

@@dragondelsur5156 lol it'd be funny if an Italian protoframe just has really deep beef with Arthur

[@thimovijfschaft3271]

If DE is reading this... Since you're thinking of making more Proto frames.... You know what to do

[@CoolKid369]

Sol is dead and we have killed him

[@gangstaportugalle1653]

tau is next

[@0uttaS1TE]

Lua weeps

[@csbr75]

Vay Heks

[@ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer]

Together we can finish off Lua as well

[@FALLEN_CERBERUS]

@@csbr75the man, walls

[@awarmmilkandcookies]

He... he offered me a square *omelet*. That is so much more reasonable than square spaghetti.

[@net343]

Imagine a square french omelet or omurice, that could be straight up amazing

[@edgeoftheuntimeworld]

With the square omelet and his "Allons-y" when you select him with the Gemini skin already on, that man was made for my French thirsty ass lol

[@CLangley-yl1fb]

@@edgeoftheuntimeworld This French guy is defective, smh, *liking* British people... (she says, while British)

[@fernadogonzalez2940]

@@edgeoftheuntimeworld That is a doctor who reference he is HYPER British

[@FerunaLutelou]

In Russia square omlet is still served at school cafeteria and etc. because it's cheap, quick and easy to make in large quantities.

[@0uttaS1TE]

Square spaghetti with techrot tongue meatballs. Call that shit the Nightingale Special.

[@Naixatloz]

Eleanor, I love you, but. Girl.

[@ericfrancisco6615]

Well considering Eleanor shaves her tongue, we have a fairly good idea where the protein comes from.

[@Rhulk_Disciple_of_the_Witness]

They really dialed the cursed up to 49/10 in this update.

[@0uttaS1TE]

@@Rhulk_Disciple_of_the_Witness They ain't called The Hex for nothing.

[@theopeneyes]

Don't forget Eleanor's tongue shavings for garnish.

[@garamari]

While everyone else is wasting our time on build videos for Warframe, Sabuuchi makes a video about the things that actually matter.

[@lucyarisato6850]

This is beyond cursed. Thank you for biting the square bullets for us.

[@MrVinceDefash]

As an Italian New Yorker, this is heresy. That being said, I did my duty and sent this to every Italian I know on Discord.

[@gameoverinsertcointocontin8102]

Looking forward to squares all'assassina

[@angelastorms1010]

The drifter would totally like lasagna - perfectly balanced and square-ish if you cut it right.

[@bthsr7113]

And if you wrap it in cheese and brown that cheese enough, it won't leak... until you bite into it and need Frost to cool your drink down enough to handle the burn.

[@elijoki99]

I mean, when I heard Arthur was going to make spaghetti cubes, at first I thought that he'd make the stuff they make spaghetti from and somehow make it come out as square(cube). When I heard gelatin in Arthurs message, I was... relieved?

[@alaivyalaivy3922]

"The stuff they make spaghetti from" ... You mean pasta dough?

[@elijoki99]

@@alaivyalaivy3922 Probably.

[@BlueSpiritFire1]

like...square as in lasagne sheets? or something else that I am failing to envision?

[@buddeman27]

Honestly, I just wanted square meatballs

[@aquamarinerose5405]

WAIT. HE ACTUALLY PUTS GELATIN IN IT IN CANON?! I'VE NEVER GOTTEN THIS CHAT AND I JUST THOUGHT LIKE OH HE FUCKED UP A SPAGHETTI PIE

[@justinsmith4232]

When you pulled out the batter I had a heart attack.

[@TurboThunderbolt]

To quote what my Drifter said: *ARTHUR WHY?*

[@sharpiefumes]

Sometimes when the food is so abysmal or outlandish I start to picture myself in an apocalypse or war scenario to motivate myself to finish all of it. I find that it works wonders tricking my mind into believing the food tastes better than it actually is by changing some sort of imaginary context as to how it got onto my plate.

[@TimesOldRoman]

Ah, lying to yourself - the best technique to overcome anything! Glad I found this trick too in other contexts ahah))

[@setheastman4080]

Classic cognitive behavioral therapy!

[@rael2840]

Imagine, you are a freshie starting out warframe, looking for guides and stuff and then Youtubr recommends you a video about Cubed Spaghetti

[@zanmaru139]

You know that Simpsons clip where Homer comdenses a pound of spaghetti into a bar, eats it, then immediately calls the hospital? Getting those kind of vibes.

[@caseywhite6791]

Sometimes I forget Sab is a chef. For better or worse.

[@GanyuSimpingDegenerate]

Square spaghetti just sounds like eating the instant noodle brick with extra steps

[@SynthDecay]

“It doesn’t look terrible” come on it looks like something pulled out of a cadaver

[@pathfindersavant3988]

BingigWithBabbish been real quiet ever since this dropped.

[@FalteredGreed]

If we yelled at him or Alvin enough they would probably make this…oh god

[@sanga1380]

@@FalteredGreedthey probably would. But it’d probably also be good enough to eat.

[@mrfancypants3423]

anything involving putting gelatin in something that does not need gelatin is a grievous sin worthy of being trapped in Duviri for 10'000 cycles

[@beegyoshi1685]

Sab, you don't need gelatin for pasta to take a shape you want. it has starch which will make it naturally take the shape of whatever mold you put it on once it cools down. I was horrified seeing the packet of gelatin and i don't wanna imagine the texture of that abomination

[@Sabuuchi]

Gelatin is literally mentioned in Arthur's DMs.

[@beegyoshi1685]

@@Sabuuchi who let the de writers in the kitchen man 😭😭

[@connoisseurdumbass1863]

@@beegyoshi1685it factually correct because arthur is bri'ish

[@aquamarinerose5405]

@@beegyoshi1685 He's British, so the DE writers wanted to make DAMN sure you knew it by having him make an absolute abomination

[@sofija1996]

@@beegyoshi1685 more like who let the British white boy in there :v

[@littletroble_07]

bro actually cooked for a vid💀

[@SpaceWaifuArt]

its giving "leftover dinner if forgot in the fridge for a week but I am too lazy to heat it so I eat it cold" 10/10 would square up again

[@itsdantaylor]

I kind of accomplished this with ramen. I wanted Ramen noodles for lunch back in high school so I boiled some noodles, drained them and put it in a square plastic container with a sprinkling of season packet and then headed off for the bus. By the time lunch rolled around, I opened the container and......maybe I didn't get enough starch out of the noddles, maybe I packed them in the container too tightly, but the whole thing came out in a perfectly shaped cube, to the point where I could slice it like a meatloaf.

[@ComotoseOnAnime]

And it was the best thing ever. I've done something similar. I generally microwave my ramen because if I'm eating ramen it doesn't deserve being cooked in a pot. There's several ways I cook my micro-ramen, and one of them is just cooking it until all the water is boiled out/absorbed and it's mostly just a wad of squishy pasta. Ate a bit of that then threw the leftovers in the fridge. Got into it the next day and it was a vaguely half sphere slab of seasoned carbs. Surprisingly tasty with a pretty good mouth feel.

[@RB.Reloaded]

Do NOT touch my spaghet

[@emmanuelwil-jeff]

SOMEBODY TOUCH MY SPAGET

[@DrakoRaptor]

I have not heard of that meme in a long time

[@raavq7138]

2024 btw

[@buddeman27]

​@@raavq7138I hope 2016 will be a good year

[@VlazeSkylax]

Somebody touch ma spaghet!

[@infractal5033]

This isn't even the first time I've seen someone eat spaghetti bolognese with their hands *THIS WEEK*.

[@keyakku935]

I lost it at the WHY WAS IT BOUNCY?!

[@stephene2762]

Pack it tight into the square mold, freeze it. No gelatin. Then bread it and fry it. It'll be less...jizzy.

[@97dusk]

Gelatin was directly mentioned by Arthur in his DMs. "The gelatin balance was off," he'd said. He literally used gelatin, which is why it's used here.

[@ChongsBarberShop]

Still better then any of Leek's cooking

[@davischoenherr4056]

Yareli Mating Press

[@maestreiluminati87]

Ember Heirloom Hotdogging

[@saamjaza1742]

Dagath headless head

[@MadeUpNoun]

Jade Pre Pressed

[@84m30]

Delete your account 🫶

[@SpecialJess2]

Alice 3rd degree crotch burns

[@ThePopeOfAwesomeness]

The MIGHTY SEER will protect you from the Italians

[@arian151yt]

0:43 close enough, welcome back Friedrich Nietzsche

[@Enntro]

I think this should be added to Geneva convention.

[@advarium]

I don't think we're making it out of flavortown with this one boys

[@bthsr7113]

I think you mean we're not making it into flavortown with this. We're being kept outside the city limits.

[@advarium]

We're being detained for food crimes in flavor town

[@Thefirefan15]

It’s because drifter likes eating square food.

[@bthsr7113]

They got used to it on the Zariman. But I would take this as a sign to think outside their box... which is ironically thinking inside of the box for everyone else...

[@sakotaatokary1335]

I think that the Drofter just got used to the square food rations on the Zariman

[@sofija1996]

The dialogue lines you get imply they both got used to the shape and find it comforting (because they cut their food at Hollvania into cubes and the "it comforts me" response is an option when discussing it with Arthur).

[@MrMahou]

Yo sabucchi I'm pretty sure that those white and blue floral dishes have a ton of lead in their paint lmao

[@Sabuuchi]

Come and take the lead from me, liberal.

[@Psycorde]

It's not like he's eating the paint?

[@NobleVI_343]

Adds to the flavor

[@Theguyoverthere603]

Aren't they all just ceramic and glaze?

[@cookiecat7479]

​@@Theguyoverthere603 yes....and no, while ceramic alone is just clay the glaze is essential just glass with added impurities to make it colourful, most often this impurities are some sort of metal. I can only assume op has/had these plates and got lead poisoning and assumed it was from the lead traces in the glaze

[@Agiranto]

Arthur had a chance to redeem the Bri'ish people...and he failed.

[@Capoodle]

This single video has made me decide to finally get around to playing 1999

[@Cinnaray]

The DE Developers were definitely onto something, and that something is either h1gh or dr2nk. Holy cow, rip Arthur’s chef soul

[@ladyice-6]

I can’t believe you actually made it ! 10/10 Arthur attempting to help the drifter/partner with this is sweet and funny

[@phdzarwerkt6624]

For Sun, its great that we cant make Eleanor Burgers...

[@paladin-ksai7667]

...why sab....WHY WOULD YOU FRY THAT ABOMINATION?!

[@OldSpaghettifactory89]

no gods no masters

[@alexaunkla179]

Frying makes everything better.

[@varlak9061]

​@@alexaunkla179yea I could see it helping it

[@toamatanui401]

"All these squares make a circle" is makin' a lotta sense right now.

[@m4ckj4ck62]

I really screwed it by ranking up so quickly... I would happily surrender all my Hex standing to get the conversations I missed out on 😢

[@sofija1996]

I think you can reset the conversations/relationship status without losing your syndicate standings every 4 IRL weeks? It might also bypass the "you can only break up with a Hex twice before they shut you down for good" limit.

[@wolfsong7823]

I need you to apologize to that plate for me.

[@TotallyDapper]

This is exactly the high-effort deep-Warframe-lore videos I’m here for. Well done!

[@Gat720Dua]

Y'know just yesterday Arthur offered to teach my Drifter cooking and I accepted it and only now I think I might've regretted my choice.

[@snepderg]

Now do square lasagna - wait.

[@lunasterling4009]

thank you sab. This is not what i wanted or needed in my life, but i am happy to have it nontheless

[@brennanvilcheck9469]

The texture... dear Sol... the texture...

[@lil_puddin]

I was under the assumption Arthur tried to make fresh s'getti noodles, but the cube shape required gelatin to hold its structure (since s'getti noodles are generally just flour+water). Thus creating a horrific blend of flour, water, and gelatin.

[@Chris.EP.95]

Jokes on you, my grandma used to make this but with leftover rice from 2 or 3 days ago. It is delicious with lemon.

[@negation1029]

The biggest crime here is not calling it Squareghetti

[@spectralspectra2282]

Not the most optimal spaghetti build but definitely the most interesting to play, i give this build 16/25

[@RollerBaller]

Arthur could have just made a lasagna. Why did he make cube spaghetti?

[@bluebutterfly6394]

Idk if you read this: A way to make cubed spaghetti tasty: 1. prepare brawn 2. add Spaghetti 3. fill square container with this gelatinous noodle soup 4. freeze it till consumption 5. Grofit

[@grimhelm1200]

I was waiting for someone who can do this. Thank you.

[@NatiiixLP]

The fried version looks surprisingly okay. Like something you might actually encounter in Scotland.

[@darthplagueis13]

Taking a British guys recipe and ending up with -hash- browns was a foreseeable outcome.

[@LokiToxtrocity]

Actually had you used some chicken stock to boil the noodles, that might've added some flavour.

[@UltravioletNomad]

Whoever let this man cook... no notes, carry on.

[@CrimsonHybrid]

1:08 - If it's from Arthur, all the reason for me to eat it- I MEAN WHAT?? WHO SAID THAT?!?

[@SiverFangBlackWing]

It’s implied he added the marinara before jelloing it. Look up spaghettios jello. That’s what it’s referencing.

[@_suzycore]

as an Italian, i am perfectly ok with this

[@eldunae922]

Im pretty sure the drifter prefers his food square because on the zariman most food seems to just come on thay shape, so he is used to it. The time the operator and rhe deifter share a meal on the zariman, the food is square.

[@axlkhan152]

show this to the next devstream!

[@zenerstorm95]

I still find it funny that half of the Hex is British. I don't know why, but I do.

[@sofija1996]

I mean At least one of them might know how to cook (Quincy because he's Jamaican-British)?

[@0uttaS1TE]

​@@sofija1996I mean, when the Nightingales are feeding you square spaghetti and Techrot smash burgers, it makes sense why they mostly eat pizza. I imagine they'd be in debt to Quincy if they ever asked him to cook.

[@Psycorde]

They are in Warframe's version of Britain, so... At least I think they are

[@sofija1996]

@@Psycorde They're stuck in vaguely German/Slavic post-Soviet city-state (kind of a cursed sentence to type out, but... I'm from northern Poland and the history of that region is, uh, complicated so I won't bash DE too much for putting Slavs in charge of a faux-German area). Half of them just happens to be British (Brittanic, though Quincy's extended family is from Jamaica/Xaymaca) and the rest is: Japanese-Canadian (Aoi, grew up in Canata), Mexican-American (Lettie, her family moved to United States of Libertatia when she was young) and American (Amir, bro's from small West Coast town near not-Silicon Valley).

[@marchalalexandre9360]

for anyone willing to try it, just get rid of anything geatin related. instead, as sabuuchi correctly did, you should fry the spaghetti. Instead of making it hold with the gelatin, incorporate the sauce with the pasta before putting it in the molds, and then freeze the cubes before battering and frying. The frozen cube should allow you to batter it properly and fry while holding most of it's shape, and once the batter has taken, it's ggs

[@Mxtape2]

1:46 me when I haven't smoked in the morning?

[@Epsilon889]

The best Christmas gift I've ever received

[@Seven7swords]

If "Just because you can, doesn't mean you should" was a video. WTF, man...?

[@PanMaciejK]

That is a day to have eyes... also a day to get rid of them. Thank You.

[@thecoolnessking5834]

sabuuchi slop is real

[@coffindwellerr]

binging with babish ❌ supper with sabuuchi ✅

[@mrsneedleton3254]

You know, I used to see the drifter as an extension of myself in the world of warframe Now I don’t

[@harchester8443]

Don't worry, the Italian mafia are way too busy already targeting Albert. He breaks every Geneva Cooking Convention every video so... XD

[@DrHydra6978]

I'm waking up and saying a Sabuuchi video Life is good

[@nathantheholt]

I would be terrified of cooking with that much oil

[@connor5070]

For me he offered a mean cubed omelette, but hey. It's sweet of him to try.

[@sofija1996]

It could be separate convos maybe? I did get the cubed omelette one pretty early on, but Arthur's affinity for cooking comes up several times in different dialogue trees.

[@Tobiky]

Your videos are always a treat, thanks man

[@loveshankme]

Unironically i think Simon would serve this at Russia Sushi lol

[@Sabuuchi]

Durarara mentioned!!!!!!

[@loveshankme]

@@Sabuuchi i finished it a few months ago with a friend and can say i really liked it, shinra and celty are an adorable couple

[@TD34N]

sab's warframe kitchen. not the content we wanted, but content we needed.

[@dragondelsur5156]

You're about to be put into an italian watch list

[@kimberlycooper1727]

Okay, so I have inspiration to take this further. Tomato based sauce thickened with gelatin, crusted and fried with italian bread crumbs and Parmesan cheese.

[@ChaiTea17]

On a serious note, I think the gelatine was not even needed since the noodles mantain the shape of their container once u cool them off in the fridge and take them out the following morning. Quincy here agrees with me and he said he would have put his own special sauce on it

[@spicyunicornmilkfarmer]

Marinara?! GIMME THAT SHOVEL!

[@aurone7235]

square spaggetti is what happens after i put it in the fridge for a bit

[@yeahimethan5968]

i blame the drifter for giving him the idea

[@charleskehl1142]

How dare you make me watch this twice in a row.

[@ukuotuscoffinowl]

I though that Arhur had mushed up pasta in a sauce and then turned it into a cube.

[@GlamEye]

If Arthur wanted to make something tasty and square shaped, all he had to so was make macaroni pie and cut it into cubes, it would have worked as a square pasta dish.

[@bluprint27]

This is like Arancini from an evil dimension where Elon Musk was an actual good person.

[@NothinsM]

I saw a single photo of this somewhere, and I instantly hated the thought. Now I see this video, and I hate it even more. so now I have to watch it wish me luck!

[@NothinsM]

I was right, I freakin hate it

[@JOHANN8242]

I think that using a square baking tray and overcooking the noddles they should become pasta cubes

[@sephylon2499]

Did not expect this channel to become a cooking channel

[@Twistshock]

Y'know, if you grabbed a large tea ball ruined it by making it square, you could probably fry it to make it keep its shape without the gelatin.

[@s_t_r_a_y_e_d]

Can't believe we unironically can add "Dating Sim" to the game description