WarHams Episode 1 - Meat Place Alpha

[@JimmyBe3]

"I'VE BEEN SHOT" Perfect.

[@TheWarmachine375]

TFS Teen Gohan: "It's okay Cell."

[@thedarkgenious7967]

What a great way to start this beautiful mess!

[@tenacityxl]

The Vindicare NEVER miss.

[@azariahkyras7736]

'Tis nothing.

[@Thecommander248]

A good introduction to the series.

[@thetuerk]

What's most amazing the gm's ability to roll with the players antics, but also progress the plot when needed

[@thetuerk]

The supreme god himself has blessed me

[@ShermTank7272]

That is a sign of a good GM

[@McDonaldWilliamT]

@@ShermTank7272 Indeed, the best GM's are equal parts referee and adaptational method actor. Takes a lot of time and practice to get on the level of the likes of Thurston or Matt Mercer or their contemporaries, but it's a worthwhile endeavor.

[@Kaza_Novik]

It doesn't surprise me to much since he works with paizo.

[@a.t.t.g8359]

The Ordo Draigo has finally delivered the Hams

[@hamsprovided9936]

WE ARE WORKING WITH ORDO OMELETUS TO BRING HAMS AND CHAIRS TO ALL BEARDS IN IMPERIUM!

[@TheWarmachine375]

HAM FOR THE HAM THRONE

[@Taistelukalkkuna]

Ordo Turkey and Turkeys of Battle present! *Whips out flamethrower* Smoked ham and turkey anyone?

[@abimanyuputra5185]

BACONS FOR BACON GOD!!!!!!

[@Vexin980]

@@hamsprovided9936 Are these beards made of *TINY MEN* as well?

[@TalsarGeldon]

"16 piece chicken mc-nobody" That was a great line.

[@scribejackhammar]

For me it was 'Luddite Elecrosists'

[@schmendrake]

It's from space ghost coast to coast. Birdman: You're supposed to be in jail... Space Ghost: and you're supposed to be dumpster diving for ham scraps, you six piece chicken mcnobody

[@viyhexe131]

That whole tirade had me in tears!

[@doombybbr]

"LISTEN HERE YOU 16-PIECE CHICKEN MCNOBODY I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR TURKEY BASTING GLUTTONY - I WANT TO KNOW WHERE THE GOD-DAMN TECHPRIEST IS GONE! AND YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME OR BY THE MOTIVE FORCE I WILL HAVE YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE HONEST COMMUNITY OF LUDDITE ELECTROLISTS *PURGED FROM MEMORY*!!!!" "Can I roll to vibe check the hell out of Braine?"

[@glenmcgillivray4707]

@@doombybbr electrolists is a strange word. I listened twice woop.

[@theemperormoth5089]

Child: ”I-it’s right this w-way to the Rumbly Tum Tum f-far-“ Lorn: If you fucking say those words again I’ll make sure you don’t use your legs again, child... Zedek: Lorn it’s just a kid! Lorn: I don’t care he’s a threat to the shock value on my character sheet! Pi: Lorn, it’s a child! Do you know what that means!? It means it’s _stupid_ ... which means it can _learn_ . (Grabs child’s face) Listen to me: it is no longer the bumblynhly jliyD...FARM. It is now Meat Place Alpha. Call it Meat Place Alpha... (eyes go wide) and you can become just. like. MEEEEE..... 1:12:40

[@banebeard]

Pi is by far the weirdest coghead ever and I hope he never changes

[@rimjobsteve3264]

Meat place alpha

[@TheBinarySon]

1:05:50 "...The fuck did you just say...?!"

[@updfdrakkell143]

@@banebeard no he is the most comical and has bein programed as such by the Hilaracanicum!

[@jagnestormskull3178]

@@bibekjung7404 You are wrong... the one who will unite all the world's religions is... THE GREAT AND MIGHTY UR-025, SERVANT OF THE TRUE-ER OMNISSIAH!

[@adeptusexodian2774]

"the big hug order was issued by Corvus Corax" yeah think I know what's the false info

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

The Codex Familiaris doesn't exist

[@Godzilla-mq5zv]

Who knows, maybe Vulkan is rubbing off on him?

[@blazingreaperx1394]

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 and so is this 'Ordo', and I wouldn't put it pass Vulkan to create a Codex like the one his brother did and enforce it.

[@MrRuano825]

Guilliman has the Codex Astartes, Corax had been writing thus in between episodes of angsting in that smartcar on Nocturne.

[@alexwerges3766]

@vulkin of the salamanders VULKAN LIVES!

[@GrandMasterNutBusterYoda]

This is what Kaldor Drago meant when he said he'll provide the hams.

[@TheWarmachine375]

ORDO DRAIGO REPRESENT!

[@azariahkyras7736]

We'll see what the Inquisition has to say about this... *Pulls out holy text *IT SAYS YOU'RE A HERETIC!*

[@NumbingDisasterAnon]

“Debt Collector”....”Punitive Damages”...”Lt Ransom” I wonder if there’s a theme going on

[@XarathDominion]

naah, you're just crazy.

[@melecaogaming1567]

I mean, he's a rogue trader. That theme is kinda their *thing*

[@fuuryuuSKK]

I wonder if they are part of Granum Corp?

[@arueshalaetablebuildingsociety]

Can't wait for their next NPC to be Interest. "You will leave payment... *with Interest* "

[@tenacityxl]

Their next servitor is going to be named “IRS”

[@BrucetheMantis]

1:46:46 "Ok fine, I wont give the child cancer in the funny RPG!" I hope this segment gets animated

[@concretephill8509]

I hope the DM stops censoring the decisions of the players. It's buzzkill and cringe

[@draconicworkshop5679]

ConcretePhill it might seem that way, but I DM for dungeons and dragons, and sometimes you just have to say no.

[@FirstDayson]

@@concretephill8509 imagine going full karen over a ttrpg you're not even a part of

[@doombybbr]

I hope the 1:00:00 interrogation gets animated."LISTEN HERE YOU 16-PIECE CHICKEN MCNOBODY I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR TURKEY BASTING GLUTTONY - I WANT TO KNOW WHERE THE GOD-DAMN TECHPRIEST IS GONE!"

[@BurningFyre]

@@concretephill8509 you gotta keep the party on track when its this kind of setting. They cant spend two hours bickering when the stream is 2 1/2 hours

[@archthegunner]

Brother Tatter-Tot shall be accepted into the Omnisaiah's legion.

[@melaniechapdelaine3692]

Hello tech priest 122123146171717839

[@techpriest6252]

Lets hope Brother

[@david7522]

Will he be given long limbed augmetic legs on his deminuative body?

[@banebeard]

@@david7522 naw give him a cherubim antigrav unit, let him float around

[@lordscrubugus9897]

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[@benjames8769]

By the Gods, an actual successful clap sync. I don't think I've ever heard this before... it's beautiful.

[@silentjustin]

It was absolutely perfect. I never knew it was possible, but here it is, in all its glory.

[@chosenofkhorne2951]

Well we are going in an adventure

[@D3LTA48]

OnCallGm: Introduces child character to display the heinous acts they are committing against the ratling mayor. Party: "This is now our child" Yep, its a regular tabletop rpg.

[@syvarris467]

Today on "The Imperium of Man Invades the Shire"

[@bodenking]

I’ve described this arc to my friends as the forces of Sauron invade the Shire and they’re the protagonists

[@boxtank5288]

The Techpriest Chokeslams the mayor through his dinner table, a Psyker with ONE fellowship manages to get more coherent ideas of what's going on through a dumbass child (who is baby) than from the currently sobbing and stuffing his fat gob mayor. And more!

[@medcen4955]

This is like Monty Python: Holy Grail meets 40k. How grand! But one problem with it: You need more gold colored stuff.

[@KeishinB237]

This far from Holy Terra, one can only hope for so much gold.

[@Hex_the_Warlock]

Perfection starts/boredom ends 0:00 (Provided by Mocky Spookyfang) Session start 9:00 Recap end/Mission Breifing starts10:19 Mission Breifing ends/Comedy Starts 11:33 First Check/Complication 17:36 "BIG HUG" Protocol 21:56 Enter stage left, Rhinode(?) Ransome 25:51 Featuring |\/|Y$T0RY_G@M3R-09 29:20 Onward to adventure! 33:00 Welcome to The Shire 35:27 Hobbits(Ratling) 39:55 If you see giant ratlings, you're a heretic 42:00 Pi experiences culture shock 50:37 Meeting Mayor Hogpin 52:09 Braine attempts politics 57:08 Zedek calms a crowd and nothing goes wrong 1:02:53 "Am I the only one that cares about the rules!?" - Reeb Probably 1:04:22 Lorn is a Navy Seal 1:05:35 Welcome to WarHams where everything is made up, and only points matter 1:06:45 Lorn does to a ratling child what my babysitter did to me 1:07:28 Uncle Hejhej enters the fray 1:18:36 The Artshow Begins 1:20:35 Geraldine is a man eater 1:20:48 Geraldine and the Geraldineletts make their debut/First Combat Start 1:21:54 Hitting the books, then the monsters 1:23:15 Reeb helps with the BBQing 1:25:44 Ask and you shall Reeb-ceive 1:31:23 Chaos Control! 1:39:59 Sharing is caring... except for cancer 1:46:08 Lorn does an Old Yeller 1:54:07 Zedek gets a fan club 1:57:05 Pi-Braine is lawful Good, fight me 1:58:54 Earning them sweet sweet bonus points/Combat ended 2:01:00 Hold your glory with both hands 2:09:06 Servitor The DM smokes his way into the field 2:14:27 Please make sure your Tater Tots are secured at all times 2:17:00 In times of stress, you can count on Lorn to keep a cool head 2:26:31 Good thing nobody saw that 2:30:22 Isaac Newton and Edward Murphy were pretty great friends 2:35:45 DM does one last dab before he is eviscerated 2:38:40 Tater Tot Fan Art 2:40:52 The Elite Ratling Guard approacheth 2:49:05 Braine is a master of stealth 2:51:23 Belba Route unlocked 2:53:30 Session End/Wind Down 2:54:09

[@cultistofdarkness1661]

you're doing emperor's work kind imperial citizen

[@gataylor6982]

Leaving a comment to see what other time stamps are added

[@kaseyfang2943]

0:00 perfection starts/boredom ends

[@Mire-Drive]

Looks like we’ve got a fizzy mentos for warhams right off the bat!

[@slogyourgrogyouoldseadog]

Also leaving a comment for timestamps

[@Lobito-shi]

26:03 the only thought that popped into my mind when the second-in-command started speaking was "I AM THE LAWN!"

[@natalie6811]

“There is one person who hasn’t moved... *The Child*” I literally blew water out of my nose as I was drinking it.

[@OnCallGM]

As the GM, I believe my face paled as I realized I would HAVE to go along with it...

[@luishenriquereissantos5228]

i died playing video game because of that, that was awesome kkkkkk

[@bodenking]

Thurston Hillman It led to the most popular character, I’d call that a GMing win

[@GritimoTheOdd]

1:45:18 For those looking for the scene

[@MrReich1918]

@@GritimoTheOdd you are a living saint thank you!

[@kaelibw34]

I must say my favorite part is that slow realization about him being a chef. “I don’t care about the, wait...points”

[@January_Silence]

I can just see it now, at some point in the future, a Tech-Priest named Brother Tater-Tot shall be in the personal retinue of a famed Battle Brother of the Imperial Fists, who goes by the Wall Name of "Boy," fabled to be the adopted son of Primarch Rogal Dorn himself.

[@2ndlegend125]

1000 years after that it will be Grand Master of the Imperial Fists "Boy" battling the forces of Chaos along side Fabricator General "Tater-Tot".

[@1943germany]

Don't forget the ultra marine captain "Box"

[@updfdrakkell143]

just reading this and the replies I think everyone would be willing to pause the main series just to have maybe a 3 ep mini with them both,1 for each era

[@2ndlegend125]

@@updfdrakkell143 Episode 1: Tater-tot and Boy meet for the first time in the Imperial palace. They talk about their respective father figures and dreams of the future. Episode 2: A young neophyte Imperial fist named Boy is deployed alongside rookie Tech-priest T83R-707 to kill some Xeno scum together. Episode 3: Captian of the Imperial Fists now known as Man and Arch-Magos T83R-707 join the reborn Emperor's Crusade against the forces of Chaos. They fight side by side in battle after battle. Episode 4: The Galaxy is now at peace as chaos has been purged, all the Xenos are either dead or working for the imperium and Chapter Master Man Dorn helps rebuild the imperium alongside long time friend and new Fabricator General T83R-707.

[@updfdrakkell143]

@@2ndlegend125 only change would be T8R-T0T/HG (HG for halfling glory. I just cant call them ratlings....). a addition would be T0T has a shard of his glory made into a dagger of some sort that he always carries and had added many to the fangs glory to the point it is a Holy weapon. Boy/Man has a weapon that Lord Adornable made with his own blood, sweat, and yes even tears because of how great young Boy/Man has become. And when both blades were forged, unknown to all but 2, each was blessed with a pure crystal tear that Big E made himself produce just for these two great men.. you can figure out the 2nd one.. Is it a lil sad I'm tearing up at the thought of all this...Why cant games workshop actually back this show instead of being.... well lets just insert everything people could say here lol

[@marcusalm7350]

Some kind of visual indication of what character is talking, like a highlight of the characters/GM portrait would make it a bit easier to understand what is going on during dialog 🤔

[@eightywight]

This.

[@ZoranTheBear]

We -did- have a solution to that. But due to Discord changing their UI for that, our original plan fell. And sadly it's nearly impossible to split each person's audio on a Twitch livestream over a voice call service. We'll find a solution, but we hope people will differentiate each player's voices soon enough.

[@Blazo_Djurovic]

@@ZoranTheBear The only "simple" solution would be for all participants to record their own tracks with audacity or something.

[@Tiglath-Pileser3]

I had thought the same, and still encourage something like this. But with the size of the group, it wasn't long before I associated the voices with the characters. Though there was still some confusion when they spoke out of character.

[@ZoranTheBear]

@@Blazo_Djurovic We plan for the next vod to fix this issue. But sadly that isn't a solution for the stream itself. But we'll find a way! No worries.

[@seanmaxmyla]

I imagine the ratling child as a ratling version of Boy

[@CordovanSplotchVT]

The tiniest tech-priest.

[@dragoon347]

upgraded from holding the vox mic

[@Deridus]

"NO."

[@seanmaxmyla]

@@CordovanSplotchVT Indeed

[@adamscully3966]

Tatter tot and Boy becoming friends is something I need.

[@LANSl0t]

"You want to give the child your radioactive gun?" "Its only a little cancer" "Please do not cook the tater tot" "He's not using your cancer gun" "OK FINE I WONT GIVE THE CHILD CANCER IN THE FUNNY RPG"

[@uhsund]

I'm disappointed, I thought they were going to play Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker

[@Mr_Bunk]

I WAS PROMISED STRIPPING BUT THERE WAS NONE

[@Emrod82]

It is a game you can only play one time in a lifetime. The price is....your lifetime.

[@sirshotty7689]

Real big brain hours

[@Ericshadowblade]

Few mortals posses the mental capacity for uch a game

[@0100-u7k]

and not even on bikes

[@tenacityxl]

I can’t tell if Braine basically “adopting” Tatertot is wholesome, terrifying, wholesomely terrifying or terrifyingly wholesome.

[@Vexin980]

Lord Adornable: *"Yes."*

[@chuckellett8625]

*chanting* Tatertot, Tatertot

[@imperialguardsman135]

All of the above

[@ImperialFister]

Simply following in Lord Dadornable's lead

[@nathancrowe9131]

Is it any less terrifying then Rogal Dorn, a 12ft Metahuman with godlike strength and ability adopting the menial "boy"? And is more then likely considering him for the Imperial Fists?

[@DocMadfox]

"If there's anything particularly funny we'll animate it." Good luck animating the whole thing, this shit's hilarious.

[@Gridlock1475]

Lady Noord "I don't want to tell them that" Mysterious figure (Jamaican accent) "Tell them" Lady Noord (Grits teeth) "When we meet we will partake in the mandatory Big hug ritual" Mysterious figure walking out of the shadows to show Vulkan "Excellent"

[@johnoneil9188]

Vulkan Lives!

[@fastedeverything8555]

Stomp stomp

[@TheRealTernel]

Sure was a great idea for Corax to suggest the big hug ritual

[@CozyBoat275]

Should of known Vulkan is behind this.

[@barrymcballs]

John O ́neil *boom boom*

[@mordredthedark4443]

"WE cannot turn off our ears" "Well, I'm sorry for your loss" *proceeds to mess with the servitor*

[@eminem46787]

LT. Ransom: “I AM THE LAW”

[@picklethesaurus4930]

Also LT. Ransom: "wait... no, wrong alternate ego... I AM THE SHIP!"

[@steelrehn4702]

Last time I was this early the thunder warriors DIED A NOBLE AND GLORIOUS DEATH FIGHTING FOR THE EMPEROR ON MT. ARARAT.

[@Vexin980]

And definitely weren't summarily executed?

[@Joawlisdoingfine]

@@Vexin980 *pulls out Crucible of Malidiction* What did you say HERETIC

[@abimanyuputra5185]

Really. I thought the Emperor took all of them behind the shed and put them all down like a dog. And I'm pretty sure there's no mountains called Mount Ararat. Edit : Nobody get the jokes? Really? I thought all y'all are TTS fan. It's paraphrasing of Last Church voxcast publicae.

[@Vexin980]

@@Joawlisdoingfine I said... *THAT THEY GOT OLD YELLER'ED!*

[@steelrehn4702]

@@abimanyuputra5185 One, there is. Technically it's a Volcano, and it's in Turkey, which kinda makes sense setting wise. Two, they weren't put down, the emperor sent them away to live the rest of their lives happily on a Thunder Warrior farm, and nothing can tell me otherwise. What is this "Outcast Dead" you speak of?

[@42herooftime50]

The farmer came out of his home and saw his fields and fell to his knees. Screams of "MY CABBAGES" were heard in orbit

[@oscarlove4394]

he was promptly arrested for being an unsanctioned psyker, put on a black ship and later entombed in a shrine world where he would then spends the rest of his life broadcasting prayers to the emperor into everyone's minds. Until the secret chaos cult got so annoyed with him they poured sugar into his life-support system and all the blood in his veins was turned into cotton candy.

[@mihaiciocan7724]

Last time i was this early some high shamans converted into some kind of stronger monkeigh

[@TheWarmachine375]

Big E: "You see Eldar. You're not dealing with an average Monkeigh anymore."

[@TheArklyte]

It's ironic considering that very few Eldar remain, who are older then Great Crusade and Primarchs and none, who are as old as Emperor(who fought C'Tan and met Old Ones).

[@clumsycommissar5260]

Ah a perfidious xeno [revs chainsword] DELIGHTFUL

[@Aodyri]

@cybiko6 Wrong on both accounts. Asdrubael Vect is one of only a few who remember the fall. All the others so old are haemonculi, mandrakes, incubi, basically dark eldar so twisted they have ceased to be "normal". This has been confirmed in multiple novels and codexes. Only craftworlder who is as old as Vect is Eldrad. The eldar fall either happened early on in humanity's space age (very early lore), or happened after humanity's fall from the Golden Age (newer retconned stuff which also explains why almost all eldar look down on humanity despite the fact we apparently surpassed them at one point). Either way, Emp is older than any Eldar.

[@shinpims288]

@@Aodyri I think you can add the Phoenix Lords maybe, at leat Asurmen and Jain Zar i think.

[@CommissarMitch]

Someone have them animate the Child Indoctrination scene because YES

[@mitchellmitting6678]

Zedek: Reasonable and frankly only normal one. Very inspirational and persuasive. Reeb: While also rather reasonable, medical obsessed and rather typical Xenos orientated interrogator memes Lorn: Obvious mad psyker with obsession with points and very dramatic Pi-Brain: Batshit Skitarii

[@Genderspren]

Reeb and Zedek take turns holding the party's one braincell

[@seanvizzini2064]

“Like a tall person at a con, just shuffling along because no one knows how to walk.” I know that feel all too well...

[@sivatapu4563]

MY QUIVERING ABS QUAKE AT YOUR MERE PRESENCE MY GLORIOUS OVERLORD

[@robashley8216]

I summon prohibition hammer *whap*

[@sivatapu4563]

OHHHHHHH

[@ShermTank7272]

IMMEDIATE RESTRAINING ORDER

[@CommissarMitch]

Scholar check to know what a hug is... this is truly GrimDark

[@keineangabe1804]

"I voiced Vec, I voiced the Emperor ... " As a humble imperial I have to say *ordering is important! Order your freaking sentence before committing accidental heresy.*

[@thyrussendria8198]

Best things come last, do they not?

[@keineangabe1804]

@@thyrussendria8198 The emperor wasn't last, he was before some commissar. Also *the emperor always comes first!* That must be the reason why the emperors brides are always so angry all the time.

[@jessegd6306]

*Order your

[@NameName2.0]

FOOL! The Emperor comes WHENEVER HE FEELS LIKE IT.

[@HeIsAnAli]

@@keineangabe1804 You sure it's not the Red Rage?

[@dylancuro]

‘Tater-Tot and Boy are the two most pure characters in the tts cinematic universe

[@weareharbinger914]

Man these ratlings hit all the ugly branches on the ugly tree.

[@absalomdraconis]

Completionists. Just like during 3rd brunch.

[@HunterSentinel]

Heheheheheheheheh, the whole trunk fell on them when they hit the ground.

[@unwantedsoup7333]

I’m really having a hard time figuring out who was who. Maybe add a small light when they talk so we can tell better?

[@jonathanswavely7259]

agreed

[@commiedeer]

Thirded

[@alejandrorojas1423]

Fiffed

[@str1gon]

Zoran addressed this problem but something went wrong with discord and the UI, they said they'll find a solution to this problem soon tho. That or people will have to get familiarized with the voices

[@cowboypresable]

I agree that it would help, maybe someone can edit one in?

[@LordRael013]

"We've gone from dignitaries to terrorists to possibly both." Digniterrorists?

[@magoswes3588]

“This is the 41st millennium it ain’t cute!” “You’re living in the 21st century!”

[@maxmega42]

"You all arrive at the slabnasium of the quivering isles, the air is thick with musk."

[@zacharyroscoe4374]

Deploy prohibition hammer!!

[@austinbutcher8106]

I SUMMON PROHIBITION HAMMER

[@mackcollasius3690]

C U R T A I L M E N T

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

*voice of a crazed madman* “Tell me where this cook is! I want my points!” I’m dying! XD

[@really1337]

"My instincts tell me to harm the child" I don't care what system and rule set, when a player says that the GM has done their job and done it well.

[@demicus]

Slowly acquiring a ratling army. I require them to be armed with flamers, and they form the First Farthum Regiment: "Grumble Tum Roasters"

[@TheBonesMalone]

_Do not say those cursed words to me_

[@otterblau5253]

I need to write this down. I NEED TO WRITE THIS DOWN!

[@Abbojnr]

Grumble Tum Toasters,

[@TheMemphisxlr8]

Bulgo has now become the sun! Let his light shine down upon the spuds!!

[@DrMDHyde]

HERETIC!

[@MrSaszeta]

Now we need game of Monopoly between Magnus, Dorn, Russ, Vulkan, and Corax.

[@Taistelukalkkuna]

Go straight to Immaterium without passing Imperial Palace, and collecting your 200 Thrones.

[@TheTrueFeleas]

Magnus, "Hey! Why didn't I get my 200 thrones 10,000 years ago!"

[@Twilitparadox]

YEEEEEEEEESSSS THIS MUST HAPPEN!

[@nathancrowe9131]

Oh yes...let's have reality bending super beings play a game that ends friendships for normal people! Great plan for a video. Seriously, that might be freaking hilarious.

[@FrostJaeger]

YES

[@ArgonPlasma]

Not even a minute and I can already tell this game started on a chaotic note

[@Taistelukalkkuna]

Uh oh! Did someone say "chaotic?" *HIT IT!*

[@guardsmanlars6797]

*IVE BEEN SHOT*

[@jonathanswavely7259]

Imagine someone making a live action 40k movie and hiring the TTS crew to play the servitors

[@IHuffLeadFumes]

Last time I was this early the great crusade was still going

[@leonardodisavino6166]

Me too

[@ourosaquavaringas6061]

this comment is said on LITERALLY every video..... so unoriginal

[@MrocnyZbik]

The Dark Ages were still called Age of Technology

[@TheWarmachine375]

Krillin: "SHOTS FIRED!"

[@LordDragox412]

@Furvus Animus How *DARE* you insult tools?! They are divine instruments of Machine God! You shalt not call filthy fleshbags tools!

[@squatchhammer7215]

I swear that it looks like the wrath dice under the character portraits makes it look like everyone has square metal nuts...

[@HeIsAnAli]

A Skitarius might have exactly that.

[@cadenmcerlean4920]

Our heroes have cubes of steel. They will need it for the harrowing trials ahead

[@TunnelDragon44]

Lorn's portrait keeps faking me out because the wrath dice look like tiny stumpy legs to me. He looks like a squat.

[@No-wj4nu]

I can't unsee that now thanks

[@Omen_Cheetah]

"Meat Place Alpha" - What I call my cow farm in Minecraft. Addendum: Casual conscription of children, thats fun.

[@NoManLP]

"are there geraldeens in space?" *Brain immediately produces image of Tyranid swarms engulfing masses* "Nonononono noooooo nooope. none.....Hmmmmm...."

[@axios4702]

I love the way in wich the audience can interact with the game, makes it feel like warp entities are watching the story unfold and messing with it XD

[@Intuitivelist]

This needs TTS subtitles.

[@Darthmechas]

The chaos gods have plagued me with dreamless sleep and I wake up to this...WELL PLAYED ALFABUSA!!!!

[@ngreen6436]

Love how its mentioned the child ratling is a girl, but everybody promptly forgets.

[@mdb45424]

after the augmentation is finished it wont MATTER ;p

[@Bob-bs9ok]

Who cares about an individual's sex in the imperium. As far as they're concerned the most it'll determine (if they're lucky) is the armour pattern they'll get when they're thrown into the meat grinder

[@ProjectEkerTest33]

@@Bob-bs9ok Most Imperial Guard regiments are single-sex... also as a girl she can't become a Space Marine (unless Fabius Bile gets his hands on her)

[@Bob-bs9ok]

@@ProjectEkerTest33 and your point is

[@ProjectEkerTest33]

@@Bob-bs9ok That sex does matter in the Imperium?

[@artyomsaveli9681]

So that's two children soon to become members of the god-emperor's holy army.

[@CT7575Sarge]

Man Emperor

[@TheWarmachine375]

In the grimdark future, there is only HAMS.

[@jobet981]

Took me forever to realize WarHams is short for WarHammer

[@EvilClownsBigDay]

Can't wait for the main villains first appearance, the all powerful Hamburglar

[@gege0298]

Pi-Braine and Lorn have such great chemistry, it's hilarious

[@richardhicks5031]

Lorn is pi's only friend for a reason

[@picklethesaurus4930]

@@richardhicks5031 because they're both absolutely insane

[@Tonalaki]

Pie-Braine: “I give the child the cancer gun.” DM: “OH YEAH YEAH YEAH...”

[@dragonswrath1890]

I have a sneaking suspicion that the *”debt collector”* is from jopall

[@HurremDurrem]

“Premium carrier contract”

[@ryanspruce7447]

“I want my POINTS” I spat out my drink

[@NathanielPayday]

I want so badly for Braine's player to use a voice modulator or distorter for his RP. Imagining it is great already, but actually hearing it? _Chef's kiss_

[@Gundrium]

Now you see, that's going to start a game on debt collector. Corvis hugs. The objective: To utilize the utmost stealth, to become one with the shadows themselves. So that your target, when they least expect it, when the surprise is maximized- receives a hug.

[@awendigowithinternetaccess4400]

I love this idea!

[@KyrieSol]

this is just a revisit of the 2009 "glomping" craze.

[@JustABattlesuitPilot]

Then you should use our xv95 suit or the MV5 Drones they work kinda well on humans.

[@boxtank5288]

@@JustABattlesuitPilot with optional Spine Snapping.

[@jkbscopes1233]

"fine i will not give the child radiation*

[@vadandrumist1670]

Forget snippets of it. This whole thing deserves to be animated.

[@willis32]

Oh he has a good evil laugh, all good GMs have to have an evil laugh. This'll be good.

[@goofydess]

My boyfriend and I haven't stopped calling one another a 16 piece chicken Mcnobody

[@worldeater2414]

For the right couple, it is a term of endearment.

[@handbanana4899]

You know it's going to be a good game when the players have started accusing each other of leaving details out *before the game has even started*

[@louismaurer5884]

I love Zorans Russ voice. If he did Russ in an audiobook I could still take it serious.

[@willjones75]

“Welcome to WarHams!” “Whoooo!” “Yeahhhhh!” “IVE BEEN SHOT”

[@McGrewer]

By the MAN EMPEROR this even SOUNDS like it was written as a TTS episode!

[@DonaldWWitt]

That's because it BASICALLY IS! Alfa for Games Workshop Lore team WHEN?!?!

[@Jake007123]

It's because they are voice actors and writers for TTS, and I love it!

[@blazednlovinit]

These chaps are pretty sharp and have good chemistry between them :) Humour is always richer when it is off the cuff and unscripted imo :)

[@CommissarMitch]

The first damage on this campaign was potato soup.

[@azariahkyras7736]

Make them supper...

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

@Josh Burton *Beanz.

[@richardpaxford5792]

New marines chapter: "The Emperor's Vestigial Limbs"

[@CardinalDunkernya457mm]

so... WarCheese when? Can't have hams without cheese after all

[@youroverlord6937]

Peace Cheese is not coming anytime soon

[@ProfesserLuigi]

In the grimdark future of the 41st millenium, there is only ham.

[@Narty_Naz]

@Alexandre it's a sectoral dialect

[@Sir_Bucket]

Ever heard of BattleMace 4.000?

[@hamsprovided9936]

@@ProfesserLuigi I LOIK YOU!

[@CrizzyEyes]

I can think of nothing more grimdark than a points system used to reward life threatening missions with arbitrary bullshit. Perfect

[@Joawlisdoingfine]

You killed an entire planet personally due to heresy? Ten points for you!

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

@@Joawlisdoingfine All i can imagine is the Schola Progenium having a points system like Hogwarts now.

[@boxtank5288]

@@dilophosaurussk4333 With the worst performing house being summarily executed?

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

@@boxtank5288 Maybe.

[@boxtank5288]

@@dilophosaurussk4333 Sorry Hufflepuffs.

[@jbark678]

I love it when Techpriests lose it 🤣 Note: *THE CHILD*

[@tenacityxl]

Tech Priests having meltdowns are always hilarious in their insanity.

[@Praetorsss]

Laughin my ass off at that overclocked servitor

[@xavierfrendick6581]

I look forward to a bright future where humanity can rely on Chapter Master Boy and Archmagos Tatertot to hold firm against the enemies of the Imperium.

[@LordZaxom]

Tater Tot is going to become the mascot of this entire series

[@goliath1179]

“My instinct tells me to harm the child” best table top I’ve ever listened too.

[@YCCCm7]

"I hope you're ready for the first episode of war hams" (Approximation) "BOY AM I!" (Literal)

[@KingZolem]

"Vulkan Lives! Corvus Hugs!"

[@Gormathius]

Vulkan boops de snoot! _OH NO_

[@paulwalker5225]

@@Gormathius AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@ZoranTheBear]

For those looking to listen to this episode in podcast form, we have this episode uploaded on Soundcloud here: soundcloud.com/warhams/warhams-episode-1-raw-audio

[@plasmancer6104]

I'd be so happy if these could keep coming out onto youtube, my internet cannot keep up with livestreams even on a good day, having buffering issues at 240p now as it is

[@TheOmegagoldfish]

Pi is already my favorite character.

[@frostymug5939]

Lorn and Pi Braine: “So I find him. AND I GRAB HIM! IVE GOT THE CHILD!”

[@MichaelB-jw5po]

The juxtaposition of the baby Geraldine prodding at its dead mother while the ratling cook yells "Soup's on!" is just hilarious.

[@mranderson718]

Only feedback I have is a small indicator on screen of who is talking so it’s easier to keep track.

[@honestlordcommissarbrighte7921]

Oh no...Oh no. More degencery in the 42nd Millenium. Emperor protect us.

[@santerimakinen4294]

Honestly I find the most enjoyment of watching the TTS cast bungle about in things like this. Just the absolute absurdity makes it so amazing

[@manofwarandmusic501]

A quick Reference guide for Moments. - Chicken McNobody 1:00:13 - Grumble Tum Tum farm 1:05:12 -"I need a cook to win!" 1:07:33 - Meat Place Alpha 1:12:40 - There is another (radioactive gun) 1:45:09 - The GM's Spiteful Ruin 1:50:40 - The knighting of Tater-Tot 1:53:16 - "Look out sir!" confirmed 1:57:40 - I'm going to go outside the spacecraft 2:24:50 - Noble sacrifice 2:37:02

[@oagj14]

>video starts >Everyone screams in a mixture of excitement and pain Sounds about right

[@banebeard]

You gotta name another shuttle *Breach of Contract*

[@absalomdraconis]

I feel that should be some manner of armored ordinance carrier. Perhaps a moped with an armored windshield, towing a disproportionately large mortar.

[@banebeard]

How about a Demolisher tank of questionable origin? Tot can load

[@tepheris8138]

How about a Stealth Bomber called Hidden Fees?

[@ackbarreserve]

Not even 30 seconds in and "AAAARGH I'VE BEEN SHOT!" Talk about embracing the character right there EDIT: GRUMBLE FUCKIN' TUM-TUM FARM, I AM HOWLING

[@audreyflavin8543]

Some of my favorite quotes in the stream (So far) Angry Plants - 20:09