Wario Dies as a Walmart greater after being trampled on Black Friday

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Happy black friday

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Story: Wario needed extra money to buy his friends gifts for thanksgiving so he decided to work as a Walmart greeter. He made the mistake of taking the Black Friday shift. This lead to his sad death as he got trampled the moment the doors opened. Police are currently reviewing security footage to see who was most responsible for his injuries and death. Safe shopping! Remember to buy wario and Waluigi merchandise!