WARNING: OFFENSIVE (also hilarious) | :the game:

One of the funniest games I've ever played but keep an open mind :P
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...also you just lost the game

[@TeacupTempest]

I'm so glad that the "touching butts" song actually happened and wasn't just a fever dream I had. I've been trying to remember where it was from for almost a year haha

[@anonymouspigeon1]

13:55 btw

[@antiito2383]

@@anonymouspigeon1 thx

[@madisonb4551]

This game needs a sequel. 2022 has waaaaay too much material.

[@smallkitten1239]

There is

[@pmchad]

then again, with the current social climate, theres a 50/50 chance that either it would be deemed funny, or every word used to describe something bad compiled into one sentence.

[@liberalcitydweller]

there is a sequel, but from the same time period as the original

[@musselache866]

Happy new years

[@RetroMediaMan96]

Think of the possibilities: Streaming services: the game The Owl house: the game Disney remakes: the game Pandemic: the game

[@rewrew897]

“If you want more death try Macbeth” So much funnier now that I’ve read it. Also this game is over a decade old now

[@jordannorris5702]

Wheres it at??

[@halolord9993]

Yee

[@enterusername4650]

Ah the 2000s.

[@adamdao4826]

WHAT DID YOU SAY

[@r0b0b0t8]

Wait before Danganronpa 1?

[@gvgtv896]

21:00 I wish we could get a full cover of Mark singing Never Gonna Give You Up, including the instrumentals

[@SwagMyNigha]

And at 17:31 too. It just sound so silly.

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

5:26 “if a human actually could fly, how long would it be until they got shot down, by like, some military man?” Did you mean: _the plot of the first Ironman_

[@mrhelitosis7564]

LMAO

[@shadowlord0162]

lol

[@musselache866]

Happy new years

[@fuego_ferrico]

Rofl mao 🤣.

[@Karterarts2020]

that actually sounds like it would be in :The Game:

[@ry6870]

"I will pay you to get me more money" i've never heard such an accurate explanation for capitalism

[@defuegodiablo4249]

**USSR national anthem plays**

[@Hdusiekwbshsjs]

Inb4 the bootlickers come to defend the system fucking them over

[@GY-bd9bo]

@@Hdusiekwbshsjs be careful what you wish for, you might just get it

[@destinycroy3554]

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[@bitter_rainbow5658]

CNN

[@MatterJackerVT]

I died at how he censored all the copyright songs

[@renee_is_pink]

Na na na Na na na Na na na

[@amadoucisse9143]

17:29

[@heather8777]

21:00

[@TheGreatAshenOne]

666th like

[@djastrobrando8222]

Baaaa na-na-na doop doop *ehhh* doop doop *ehhh* doop doop

[@theonethathungers5552]

This video is six years old, playing a game that was 7 years old at the time. 13 years and we still get Rick rolled

[@Nsodnoajdjksl]

What's wrong with being Rick rolled?

[@vasilijebulajic5230]

Heh, i guess thats life

[@igegrill8599]

I salute that

[@theonlylechuga]

you’re damn right

[@chill_dude09]

Nice math

[@mikeericee]

"My god this was seven years ago!" Me, watching 5 years later in 2020: heh heh..

[@whatsthevibebro9523]

Watching old videos because I have too much time In quarantine

[@holly1025]

And now 2013 was seven years ago, when in 2015 it was only two. We're getting old.

[@skullface9112]

Yeah it's so weird!

[@zane_theloner57]

Thats rough Buddy same

[@mikeericee]

@Matthew Padgett now all i do is make memes on my channel and do college work..what is life

[@qcaggro]

"I think we also predicted some witty one-liner here, didn't we?" Mark two seconds earlier: I AM INEVITABLE Thanos: write that down

[@Tan-lb6sm]

Wait wasn’t that a Matrix reference? Or did he really just predict Thanos.

[@Tan-lb6sm]

@That One KZbinr guess I didn’t hear him say both two months ago lol

[@SquirrelTheNut]

You're about 5 years to early, Markiplier has not made Unus Annus yet

[@Belete5000]

No

[@Nsodnoajdjksl]

Mark: Alright, you don't have to shout at me!

[@benro6564]

"I'm inevitable". Did Mark just pull a Thanos 4 years before Endgame Edit: Ok so uhh I left this comment randomly like a year ago and someone on discord recognized me on here so thanks for giving me top comment, I guess

[@joeymcm04]

Yep

[@aram3984]

You guys act like thanos made that phrase

[@joeymcm04]

@@aram3984 You act like we aren't allowed to make jokes

[@mr.mccheez8831]

Aram he did

[@charadreemur1936]

No

[@retcongecko1016]

I remember when I first watched this I was 10 and literally all of the jokes flew over my head. I've rewatched this video several times over the years, and it always feels like a big accomplishment when I understand something I didn't before. At this point, this video kind of serves as a measurement of how much I know about the world around me and how much I still don't understand.

[@thosestickbois3245]

Me

[@watermellonman]

bro is literally me fr

[@sirultim8643]

Goal: “get to the top” Mark: *walks down*

[@r0b0b0t8]

Yasuhiro:wait...??

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

Seems like Markiplier. You said that like something was strange, perhaps even a little bt off...

[@joeltanlehao]

2020 needs a version of this more than ever

[@QuantumR3D]

Joel Tan It would just be all trump jokes and boomers vs millennials/Gen z. 😂

[@joeltanlehao]

@@QuantumR3D and it would be hilarious all the same

[@linali3767]

The Scarlet Nerdette and Coronavirus among all the craziness that’s happened in the past 3 months 😭

[@dumbasshole-q2b]

please we are going through hell😖😩

[@reapershadow2966]

Oscar Ruys meh

[@joshjoshson5999]

Demonetization: the game

[@theprepaintedcanvis3452]

Aka, KZbin still does not realize how to run a website.

[@christalmeph]

_jumps off map_ I think that's you in Logan Paul's video

[@g00seyn00sey]

999ty like

[@abooz_5713]

Aka lazarbeam the game

[@agzzradface3113]

KZbin : you get demonitized you get demonitized EVERY BODY GETS DEMONITIZED

[@ryanyoder1505]

seeing him say "this was 7 years ago" while this video came out 8 years ago is horrifying

[@Rinne_Z_rank]

9 years ago is wild

[@MyriadMaestro]

That China joke sure has aged well. It is more relevant now more than ever.

[@co5micwaffle742]

I mean they let stuff out of the country just fine.

[@jasnammansa8565]

Oof size large

[@_HJ_K]

so true and so sad

[@aaronsagchuy4847]

did u guys tell that the guy in the middle of tebet joke that the player was shaped as a dick

[@cryth2725]

@@aaronsagchuy4847 I don't think that was intentional

[@jacobb5564]

I feel like there’s a pretty big difference in the way Mark does his videos between then and now. 2020 gang

[@mysticalhuntress28]

KZbin then was more chill and relaxed. KZbin now terminates content creators for following the community guidelines

[@nitroglitch45]

@@mysticalhuntress28 spot on

[@pile_of_ants]

Yeah

[@cadenc7162]

but a lot of it is still enjoyable content. Sometimes 2020 mark becomes juuuust a little too much

[@kenricdatone]

Yup makes me feel like a kid

[@kaitie2481]

“These jokes are so outdated!! This was SEVEN YEARS AGO, this is 2015!!” me watching in 2020 👁👄👁

[@sennyside]

Same

[@elidjz6210]

If you find them dated, then imaging how an european finds them. (Hint: they probably don't understand most of them)

[@wibawabo6978]

@@elidjz6210 i am european and i dont understand a fuck

[@elidjz6210]

@@wibawabo6978 We are not the only ones.

[@mememologies7363]

Way to make me feel older than I am.

[@nickmastervlogs]

The prisoner part made my almost die of laughter. Marks reaction said it all

[@redacted1993]

Mark: "I am inevitable." Thanos, 4yrs later: "I am inevitable." Game: 'i think we also predicted some witty one-liner here, didn't we?' *I'm sorry but my brain can't even right now-*

[@redacted1993]

@MrZomBIE16 Hey thanks :))

[@wildfire9280]

expected unexpected thanos

[@AndySteinMusic]

NOSTALGIA BOMB Holy crap I played this game years ago on Newgrounds and I can't wait to see your reaction to it xD I'm only 40 seconds into the video and I'm already excited.

[@ellioteep]

whad up mando!

[@draco_system]

Holy crap! Fancy seeing you here. o.o

[@alessandrogrimaldo9144]

DAAAAAAAAMM!!! i dont think that mando pony sees marks videos

[@MegaNumberXIII]

What the-? MandoPony!? Well I'll be damn. XD

[@Emaniplex]

Wow... Mandopony is here...

[@bobbyhinner3225]

2015 KZbin: this is good and funny 2019 KZbin: this is evil and should be demonetized

[@quagnam438]

*Recommends parents awfully cross dressing*

[@jack701uob4]

It's funny

[@tommygallagher5747]

Yeah this is funny but the soy boys out there are very offended which is very retarted

[@Thephillips-dj1po]

Blame Susan Wasabi

[@maryjankay726]

2020: youtube: cure for boredom sure.

[@outspacedgaming6759]

Him saying the jokes are outdated and me in 2021 still laughing-

[@kdix231]

Nah, it's just way outdated

[@hypnoticbeats7894]

It’s 2024 and I still find the jokes funny

[@lennylols9198]

"the jokes are funny but their are so out dated!" me in 2020: the kind of history class i would actually enjoy.

[@HealingVoice39]

The trilogy is a whole unintentional period piece I love it

[@JayHawk4372]

I like how the character responded perfectly to mark reacted to "screw you" "and your sister" "and whatever pets you have" "HEY AT LEAST IT'S NOT VIOLENT, GOOD GOD!"

[@alexplaysminc.-.5922]

What pet did Mark mention there? Lixian??

[@markiplierSINGSbadly]

MARK YOU WERE ABOUT TO SING!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@BreakOfDae]

My feelings exactly. I was so excited for two seconds until the game kept him from singing :(

[@grifballa]

But possibly yes :D

[@reborn_assult4605]

Mark please play card agenst humanity w/wade and bob

[@maikulnaim]

markiplierSINGSbadly Man, i really wanted that too. :P Maybe someone can ask him to do so at the next panel he does? That'd be awesome!

[@d3adins1de_]

Lol Heehe

[@harmonyquinn2557]

1:55 The is testing my my big vocabulary-ness! Here, I’m a “knee-hill-ist”! Look at me “knee-hill-ize all over the place!”😭💀

[@alexanderinoa7850]

Yep. Way to young to understand any of this when I first watched it. Loved it then, still love it now.

[@TheGamevan]

too*

[@amandagarten9793]

Me too!!! I honestly only rewatched it over and over just to see his reactions and his hilarious character. 💕💕

[@MaxEliot]

Mark in 2015: "Thanks anonymous dude!" Everyone in 2020: "Thanks anonymous dude!"

[@GooberInternet]

Me an intellectual: oh thanks mark

[@ParadoxPerson02]

Me in 2021: "Thanks anonymous dude!"

[@motivationenthusiast832]

Me in 2022: Thanks anonymous dude!

[@poultrygeistcos6896]

Me in 2023: “Thanks anonymous dude!”

[@exotic1405]

Me in 2024: "Thanks anonymous dude!"

[@crylune]

The developer was 13 when he made this. Everyone's wondering how he came up with jokes like this, and I'm here like: "... how the fuck can a 13 year old animate that good" Also this isn't offensive at all for me, only funny :P

[@gabrielmiller672]

I know right

[@ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi1744]

Jascu Alex - ScarXL 10 Year olds come up with shit more like this.

[@MinecraftOnRequest]

+Shaun Fitzpatrick (scullcracker216) I'd be interested in some proof

[@kiernanhowell-mackinley1733]

+Jascu Alex - ScarXL I wouldn't be surprised if Walt Disney had been this good at it when he was 13.

[@onlyslightlydum206]

@@unknowngamedev909 are you still good today

[@hellogoodbye4379]

Watching this seven years after this was made make this compounding nostalgia even better. I’ll be back in another seven.

[@jakomioftherose2434]

If there is one thing I've learned; If someone says that a game is offensive it's worth playing.

[@yelhsaviolet]

Jakomi of the Rose hitler the game Is offensive...(side note i had to write hitler twice for the first sentence because first it autocorrected to butler)

[@DanielPauli1]

Jakomi of the Rose so true

[@lavenderotaku2481]

Haha suckers I mess up your 222 likes!! XD

[@yeahrandoms5]

Yep

[@gavinr4446]

Amen rose

[@CT-Impact]

Mark: *talks to us Game: PERVERT

[@CamSteady]

OFFENSIVE, also hilarious. Welp that sums up my sense of humor, I'm going to enjoy this.

[@3Guys1Video]

:P

[@FranchescaDeLaRosa]

You said It, cam

[@liamedwards7644]

We shall now get him to try the more controversial games

[@bigstank7638]

The game is my favourite game

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

How's it feel to have less likes than most random accounts? So much for fame.....

[@The_shagster_97]

This is my favorite era of Markiplier. Ever since 2018 he just sort of changed.

[@definitelycatherine7296]

Having Mark sing over the copyrighted music makes it even funnier.

[@solierafromtheultrareconsquad]

Too bad the RickRoll failed, that one isn't copyrighted lol

[@ImperialButterflies]

indeed

[@Rafifcahya]

lol but its funny xD

[@spicychicken7003]

M

[@kitskat671]

I thought it was the game and not marks editing and I was wondering why it sounded like mark XD

[@SoupIsRequired]

23:31 My childhood has gone from fun to a nightmare.

[@jamphoenix4313]

“I am Inevitable” -Mark 2K15 “I am Inevitable” -Thanos 2K19 YOU FREAKING PSYCHIC

[@cranberryegg1236]

"I think we predicted some witty one liner"

[@kifflom498]

I still can’t believe Batman died in endgame

[@sarck_tick]

@@kifflom498 Spoilers dude

[@thatoneguydjdoodles]

That wasn’t his intent, dude. The only prediction is what he said after “I think we just predicted a witty one liner”

[@trashtrash756]

@@thatoneguydjdoodles rEAAALLY??? You're telling me he can't see into the future? We got a fuckin genius over here

[@HIAMNK]

22:32 YA, it was! good job Mark.

[@chirlentanimations8571]

that means the game is 14 years old, jesus...

[@sandygutier271]

Lol

[@christiansalazar7380]

my mom walked in as mark was chanting "touchin butts touchin butts

[@roccoon9892]

Lmao what did she do? 😂😂😂

[@Jarfiller]

Use headphones scrub

[@lucasg3372]

me too but it was my dad

[@Firestar4041]

Me too but it was my dog. He seemed to have a disappointed glare on me . . .

[@timothymcintire5747]

+Firestar4041 HA HA HA LOL XD

[@spritewhisper]

nothing hurts more than the way mark pronounces nihilism

[@lukemimnagh4185]

This is relatable, Jesus the man can’t say nihilism

[@snsteams]

Pronouncing nihilism properly? What’s the point?

[@spritewhisper]

@@snsteams ok not only is this comment 2 years old but he says “nih-ill-ih-zm” but it’s actually pronounced “nai-uh-li-zm”

[@snsteams]

@@spritewhisper I wasn’t expecting you to respond, lmao I know how to pronounce nihilism, you missed the joke

[@spritewhisper]

@@snsteams oh . i didn’t realize it was a joke my bad g

[@coalspruce]

He spent WAY too much time shooting those lawyers... WAAAAAYY too long

[@ag_playz7840]

Maybe but it was entertaining

[@balencedbreakfast2064]

duck hunt-2015-2016 XD

[@Buzzy_Bland]

bro dude As opposed to your demeanor, which is just... lovely.

[@nathanaelarmstrong7343]

inhumanpoppy it’s a reference to duck hunt

[@thesandbox4041]

yeah

[@cubechan1938]

This game now is about twice as old as Splatoon, and also this video.

[@chaocobojun2098]

9:03 it upsets me how the bassline sounds exactly like the part right before the breakdown in the Cowboy Bebop opening but in this game the music doesn’t actually *do* the breakdown that I expect every time. :c

[@sanford11sweep]

I first watched this when I was 11. Its a lot funnier now that I get all the political jokes and other stuff that went WAY over my head as a kid.

[@Idontknowwhatamcdonaldsdoes]

Same here

[@neurononymous]

Same goes for me. I actually took time to pause on the prison dilemma joke and holy shit was it was dark. Think a lib left or a centrist made this game

[@Humanresouces]

​@@neurononymous He didn't seem to like Bush or Al Gore so I'm guessing centrist.

[@TexasTitanTactical]

who here likes markipliers remixes better than the actual songs

[@ellis1958]

no one ever did you occapela lover.....wait... PARADOX!!! no one can physically like occapela! so PARADOX

[@Halcyon8991]

It's A Cappella, you troglodyte.

[@mamayareborn]

+Broly9000 What the fuck are you even trying to say?

[@Supernutella-cd1qr]

Aleph

[@kophoenix9486]

TITAN x DESTROYER oh shit another dokkan fan, we're everywhere lol

[@somedude5518]

Mark: playing :the game: KZbin: *HAPPY WHEELS*

[@CallMeVidd]

"i'll pay you to get me more money" Ah, capitalism at it's finest

[@Vox_Popul1]

VidBoom CEO #1: I’ll pay you trash so you work for me CEO #2: I’ll pay you slightly less trash so you work for me instead, oops now our company isn’t doing great so to protect my financial superiority I will now lay you all off and sell the company

[@garynalley4277]

Capitalism is great, what other ways bring more people out of poverty?

[@garynalley4277]

Not everyone can be equal just got to work hard.

[@arpansarkar174]

@@garynalley4277 American Capitalism problem: 1. Greedy education system. 2. Go loan dept. 3. Profiting on medication system. 4. Pushing poor and helpless people to hell and only rise and respect rich once. 5. Pay frick ton of money to get job coz companies won't give a damn what degree and graduation you got. So Communism is bad but capitalism isn't good eather ...

[@garynalley4277]

@@arpansarkar174 ok you didn't answer my question. I don't say capitalism is perfect but what other system has been proven better? If you work hard enough in a capitalist system then your work ethic can take you anywhere. That's why you see rags to riches stories all the time.

[@IlyPsycho]

21:00, I literally love this version of the song more than the original LOL

[@coobeeethics4856]

4:44 when he speaks and it's nearly inaudible it's perfect and the game suits it so well

[@pold111]

cause he can move the character and make it do that?

[@Xx_Tuberculosis_xX]

“Grandpa, what was was 2020 like?” Me: 0:08

[@CodyMauldin]

Haha nice

[@emirhan2442]

The legends says the Man still falling on stairs.

[@connor48880]

If you listen closely, you can still hear the stock sound effects

[@MrCake-hl6md]

Legend has it that the man is still falling on those stairs.

[@kathrynej3390]

21:00 heres dope the game

[@Nsodnoajdjksl]

You again?

[@AlibifortheAfterlife]

"I didn't know this game was gonna take such a political stance." Mark, the WHOLE GAME so far was political. And philosophical.

[@Scouter953]

He meant that as in he didn't know when he elected to play the game.

[@DrMcFly28]

Great... now I miss the old Internet.

[@fireinthehole2272]

same.

[@mysticforge369]

fireinthehole you could have said ditto ... you've failed the internet. thanks.

[@fella_air4165]

So do I. My inner normie is finally speaking to me.

[@techtraxx3018]

The Map Survival Fuck-a You

[@armygirl6276]

McFly........eye no how you fel

[@elijahnygma3154]

"This was SEVEN years ago" and now it's been SEVEN more

[@kkcbal]

How many people were warned that this video is offensive and still clicked on it and said it was offensive. I bet the people who disliked this were those people

[@kkcbal]

That’s offensive

[@EndertheDragon0922]

I think I get it: people think they can tolerate the offensiveness, thinking it can’t be that bad. But then they can’t tolerate it. People often overestimate themselves

[@defuegodiablo4249]

Your the most offensive one here. Reversed upside down thumb 🖕

[@hazeltree7738]

@@defuegodiablo4249 Uh... How?

[@tribot8308]

@@defuegodiablo4249 what.

[@davidappelgate320]

25:00 the exact moment he could see the gates of hell just waiting for him

[@The_Yeetus_Knight]

I can’t believe mark didn’t get the 1984 reference from the domestic spying part

[@ahsanumar01]

@yeetkid it's From the book 1984

[@becca_farrow]

The one where you destroy the couch is a Chappelle’s Show reference “I’m Rick James, bitch!”

[@myineragony7001]

5:30 anyone else noticed the bush read bush lol

[@stuartsaul8824]

im suprised he doesn't reference what that game came from. i must be old.

[@nprospekt]

M E

[@5cottjohnson]

Don't drink and drive Don't drive and drink and drive Don't drive and drunk driver drank drinks and drink to the brink of driving and driving and drinking and Don't driving and two the drink of briving drin't doink and dive with cell phones and spartans tonight we drive in hell and drink. (I don't know how spot on I am feel free to correct me)

[@thedemagorgon7361]

Scott Johnson That's actually spot on. I'm glad you typed it all out cause it's hard too see on the screen even if you pause it.

[@itzstormy9733]

Nice

[@tinycatcoven]

*I l l u m i n a t i*

[@xxmilaxx265]

My brain just melted...

[@yuliewang-feng99]

Scott Johnson what

[@heckrum]

4:47 hey, thats thanos' line!

[@jeepercreepers9]

Lol I was gonna comment that

[@khoele442]

@@jeepercreepers9 same

[@lordabaddon8683]

And I, am iron man. 💥

[@art_and_sh.t4265]

You guys know he was talking about the matrix, right

[@fishghosts]

Toba TheRawringKing r/whoooosh

[@Manel-dq2kb]

Funny how this game was made in 2009 and most lf the jokes still hold up perfectly

[@aurias42]

20:43 you know mark, you would have known that if you read the instructions

[@dalian2953]

Anyone from "We become what we behold" ?

[@willow_in_wonderland4811]

Dalian Hino I am!

[@olatubosunakinrin3389]

me too

[@caramccullough3615]

Dalian Hino Yep.

[@mistbored]

Yup

[@roughy14gaming75]

Yep

[@cronakishingorgon]

_wow these jokes are so old now but were so relevant in that time my god i feel old now_

[@cronakishingorgon]

uhhh

[@cronakishingorgon]

uhhh why is he *stalking me hides behide* *****

[@cronakishingorgon]

*hides behide you still*

[@cronakishingorgon]

oh thank god

[@benjisco]

[@dylpickle_z]

I like the part where the nihilist said “it’s nihilisin’ time” and then nihilised everywhere

[@InkyLotus]

Am I the only one who watches all 3 of the ":the game:" videos repeatedly And watches it in order?

[@LxMadness]

I do it

[@AndrewPalafox1]

No, you're not. xD

[@TomDeVito]

Nope you are not alone XD

[@tarynbentley1265]

+Miyu-chan :3 No you aren't.

[@EldritchHarrr]

+Miyu-chan :3 No calculator in the world can count how many times I've watched this

[@petrichor6892]

4:31 "Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street"

[@Jlipper]

This was one of the first ever games that I played on Newgrounds. Ahh Memories.

[@justjacx]

Mark: "This was 7 years ago!" Me: "Yes"

[@y_mason_y5505]

I'm cool with feminism just as long as feminists don't say stuff like "women are superior to men" I like to think that women and men are equal and that no one is better than each other OoF

[@WalnutPlum5106]

Y_mason_ Y Nobody cares

[@cacnmheese90]

Cool Gamer701 ???

[@cirasthefiend9772]

Women are more important, birth is important

[@calvinlescher5073]

@@cirasthefiend9772 you also need a man for a child to be able to be born

[@AK-jb4oi]

While this whole conversation is dumb, technically you don't need men anymore to reproduce And instead of bitching about who hurts more/the most we could work for hurting nobody

[@LesterDariusDoesThings]

Fun fact: take a look at the sypnosis of the game

[@litkale6329]

Darn it, got me 3 years later

[@GalaxysoulsAJ]

I'm still waiting for the day where Tom actually comments on one of Mark's videos saying "Big brother is watching you."

[@GalaxysoulsAJ]

***** True, but if he told Mark then I guess he'd know? XD

[@GalaxysoulsAJ]

***** Yeah, it'd still be amazing though, like oml. :3

[@justacartoonlover9658]

OMG YES!!!!!

[@KlLLERROBOT99]

Prisoner 1: He's the deal we both have a bar of soap and we both know what will happen. Prisoner 2: Exactly, so what do you want to do? Prisoner 1: How bought I take a shower first and then you wait. Prisoner 2: Ok deal. Prisoner 1: Wait are you going to..... Prisoner 2: Probably. But I know if I take a shower first you will..... Prisoner 1: How about we both take a shower.....wait never mind. Prisoner 2: It appears we are at a stand still. Prisoner 1: Yes, it does appear to be the case. Prisoner 3-5: Hurry up and one of you take a shower so we know who gets it tonight. Prisoner 1: Fuck this I choose parole. (10 days later) Judge: In the charges you face how do you plea? Prisoner 1: Guilty, now just kill me because I don't want to be.... The End

[@theshadynorwegian6036]

i do believe its areference to a book called 1984 about an alternate reality with three super empires

[@miksceihners50]

24:43 Monkey: * comes out of ass * Mark: "Oh no, the monkey's dead!?" *Surprised Pikachu face*

[@ERose1122]

19:34 it's like he knew you were freaking out at the end of it 😂 Drawing figure guy: Hey, at least it's not violent. Good gawd Mark after falling silent: *wut??*

[@jessieb1741]

Mark: its really nice here in LA Me: IT'S BEEN RAINING ALL WEEK HERE!

[@sherrybernard462]

This was released in 2015 so it’s different back when Mark was recording this and when you watched it.

[@e.l.b2640]

Jessie B same it's been raining all month here

[@mdittus0097]

10:38 mark predicted a song

[@JustJoshReal]

*POW* this is america !

[@fuzzbone]

FBI open up

[@bluff445]

He sure did, but I never listened to it.

[@crescendo614]

This is like opening a time capsule for the second time

[@killboy-xh5zr]

did we srsly get rick rolled BY A GAME!

[@grand8710]

Yup.

[@sst1ck]

Thx 4 da heads up :)

[@victoriacallahan9185]

+killboy1100 we got rick rolled by THE game

[@pancakezs4526]

YUP

[@xx_deathcreator_xx6252]

Yea we did

[@cragula]

Touching butts Touching butts Touching butts All day long

[@parthumanvoid]

touching butts touching butts we all love to touch our butts

[@AngelicHeart2000]

Who else went like this at 19:41? The Character: "And whatever pets you own at the moment." Mark: "NO! NOT LUCY AND BUDDY AND CHARLIE AND MAGGIE!!!" Me: Awww poor Mark XD

[@indigoimp0446]

I thought he said "Charlie and Vaggie."

[@Dabigboii]

2:22 ok mark but we were

[@angelflores3291]

Who else really wanted Mark to Sing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?

[@phoebegoldsworthy4776]

Meh Invite Mattias

[@hixie-pixielolz3703]

omg yes lol

[@wolfiethealpha8300]

Yes

[@javierlevy4203]

yeah

[@sansyjr6798]

me

[@D3__]

"I'm inevitable, I'm Neo" -> "I'm inevitable" And what does the game have to say to that? "I think we predicted some witty one-liner" DAYUMMM!

[@psychomanatee3459]

*Thanos has entered the chat*

[@madzoroark5396]

I'm a nihilist, look at me nihilize! That shouldn't be funny, but it is.

[@bonnietelocole6777]

Is it just me, or does your profile pic look like Sonic on drugs?

[@madzoroark5396]

@@bonnietelocole6777 it's a shiny Zoroark... but it kind of does look like druggy sonic.

[@bonnietelocole6777]

@@madzoroark5396 oh snap, that's really cool! I'm on mobile, so I had to go to your channel to understand that it probably wasn't Sonic xD

[@thedarkest9]

Mark: This was 7 years ago! Me: “watching this 7 years after it’s posted”

[@slime-time]

7:55 Don't drink and drive don't drink and drive don't drink and drive and drunk driver drank drinks and drink to the drink of driving and drinking and don't driving and two the drink of briving drin't doink and dive with cell phones and spartans tonight we drive in hell and drink

[@slime-time]

Alright, gimme your damn keys

[@M1sguidedS0n]

Flora He *gives keys*

[@slime-time]

Thank you very much

[@M1sguidedS0n]

No problem! :)

[@tazabrat5]

Flora He 4:44 But I choose to believe that there *is* no spoon.

[@micahshively7143]

Markiplier: "I'll pay you to get me more money!" Me: "He actually understands capitalism."

[@Vox_Popul1]

Forgetting about the part where the workers are oppressed

[@Avery-df9vy]

Chill Commie username checks out

[@CrankyPants05]

@@Vox_Popul1 except that the worker are working voluntarily

[@Vox_Popul1]

PARROTPLAYS do you call having to work for a pay check in order to not die of starvation or sickness « voluntary »?

[@CrankyPants05]

@@Vox_Popul1 anyone can walk into a hospital and get care, also, if you want to talk about starvation and hunger, let's look at any communist or socialist government in the entire world and we'll look at how it compares to the US.

[@casuallectures2655]

20:08 It infinitely pleases me the fact that he knows to reference that

[@Muhad]

When he said the jokes was 7 yrs old was hilarious just because it's been 7 yrs since this came out

[@arbitrarynumbers8406]

Apparently the developer was 13 when he made this game. How? How can a thirteen-year-old come up with jokes like that?

[@infinity3600]

13? 13?! 13?!?!?! THOSE JOKES ARE FOR AT LEAST 18 AND UP

[@SimplyAnime101]

No wonder there was so much r/iam14andthisisdeep.

[@SadyhVonSchattig]

you heard wrong, probably

[@blubbaglump6728]

cause 13 year olds r bettr den u m90s lelelelelelelelelelellelelelele

[@mlxoc712]

Politically intelligent and informed youngsters such as he and other teens (such as me- I recently turned 14) are able to string coherent and relevant thoughts pertaining to such situations. ... Also, Bush's failure isn't easy to avoid, unless you're 70 and religiously watch Fox "News."

[@MillyMimzy]

All I could think about was how your character looked like a tooth....

[@lexibrown9222]

lol it does as well

[@Lizzie-vv8yq]

Now you mention it!

[@elliekutler2730]

Hey Mimzy!

[@MillyMimzy]

ELLIE KUTLER Hi! :)

[@alecmullet123]

no cannot unsee please help

[@jackaruby4222]

Tame the shrew is a Shakespear play which was one of his "Comedies" and involves 2 people one the "husband" and the "shrew" the shrew is a lady who is fairly annoying but has a fortune and the husband tries to "tame" her and shit happens blah blah blah I hate history.

[@lonelyteapot858]

This is the closest we will ever get to "we didn't start the fire" in the form of a videogame.

[@EchoTriux]

This was my absolute favorite thing on NewGrounds back in the day, Mark, you must play the sequel, I'm sure you'll love the Epicroll.

[@dimi9799]

I wholeheartedly agree, he should play the rest of these games. It was hilarious!! :3

[@GrayScars24]

I totally agree! I also really want to play this game again now.

[@amandabs28]

Gosh, I loved reimagine the game, it was way too funny xD

[@darklink2300]

EPICROLL ALL THE WAY goddamn its going to get torn to shreds by youtube's copyright crap though (want to hear mark sing it though XD) #crushonobama

[@KoroftheSon]

Unfortunately, if he does play the next two, Epicroll with probably be muted, seeing as he took out Never Gonna Give You Up in this one. I'd still love to see him play them though.

[@ttastyadyisttasty5398]

did anyone else see that the bush said 'BUSH LOL'?cuz i did

[@Me-dr6ny]

i did too

[@watawatarudoin8998]

ItsThatRainbowKid ImThatRainbowKid ggghn

[@corn1238]

ItsPB&J :3 me too xD

[@zoetaylor2828]

ItsPB&J :3 lol, I did

[@willwillsmithsmithwillsmit5303]

ItsPB&J :3 yep i do

[@kevinkuntz3352]

PLEASE CONTINUE THIS TRIOLIGY

[@markiplier]

WILL DO!!

[@terencesmith7231]

Markiplier DO IT DO IT NOW

[@kevinkuntz3352]

EHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *waits* DO IT NOW

[@asthmaticandgay8067]

LIKE. DO IT NOW

[@kevinkuntz3352]

NOW NOW NOW NOWNOWNWONWONWONW

[@karolangel8025]

22:33 "jokes are funny but this is so updated... this was seven years ago! MY GOD SEVEN YEARS AGO" i feel u