Episode 23 - Benjamin Harrison | PRESIDENTIAL podcast | The Washington Post

[@realkingofantarctica]

He seems like his heart and actions are utterly unclouded.

[@myheartandactionsareutterl9058]

and they are all those of [JUSTICE]

[@vince11083]

Subete wa seigi DA

[@Scrongly-the-bean-terrorist]

Indeed

[@lebaguette5393]

dati dizu dan dato chipu

[@argento-pyrite]

Were his deeds done at a reasonable price or cheap price?

[@eidmm1982]

Dirt cheap

[@noteren8423]

Daty deeds done dato cheap

[@fluffiddy6515]

Maybe this is an alternate universe

[@Elixir_JPGG]

That pic🤣

[@applesauce1919]

Oh crap on the wrong timeline

[@souna5755]

@Roger Martí Gonzalvo no, in steins gate it's called worldline not timeline

[@vidcas1711]

Dojyaaaaan~

[@jurtra9090]

Is that a Jojo Reference?

[@vidcas1711]

@@jurtra9090 You bet. I don't know who this Benjamin Harrison guy is, but we all know the real 23rd president is Funny Valentine.

[@orangejuice5500]

@@vidcas1711 yes

[@ambitionn4759]

filthy acts at a reasonable price

[@AureliusLaurentius1099]

@@vidcas1711 Ben Harrison is the alternate President

[@kohe22]

This is fake, we all know that Funny Valentine was the 23rd president.

[@superbigman3843]

Wasn’t president funny valentine the 23th president

[@th3s3v3nth3]

That's what I was looking for

[@starplatinum2548]

It's in the alternate universe.

[@heh1540]

Dojyaaaaan

[@redjirachi1]

When you're so unremembered people think of a manga character as the 23rd president instead

[@kevinlopez2474]

Lel I literally searched this up because of Funny Valentine

[@leeadickes7235]

No. DT will play it like Cleveland.

[@TheWorldBelowDnD]

That voice recording is so old I can barely make out his napkin speech...

[@jollykeropii__1071]

Dojyannnnnnn

[@anotherguy7539]

Guys Benjamin Harrison is the localized name for Funny Valentine

[@outlawcrossing312]

aw Netflx

[@CM-dx6xu]

Damnn you just roasted him so hard 🤣

[@carmemsilvia4632]

"My heart and actions are utterly unclouded, they're all those of JUSTICE!" -23 President of United States of America, Funny fu**ing Valentine.

[@funnyvalentine39]

ok i will count you as a traitor

[@funnyvalentine966]

Greetings

[@Sociopastor]

CHUMIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

[@vaprogem]

@@funnyvalentine966 w h a t

[@Deltyaaa]

@@vaprogem he's from a different universe.

[@vaprogem]

@@Deltyaaa ik that

[@BrinaFlautist]

Washington Post: Here's an informative podcast on the 23rd president. Literally everyone: NAPKINS! JUSTICE! RACING ACROSS AMERICA TO FIND JESUS' PARTS! Jojo fandom, never change

[@Scrongly-the-bean-terrorist]

Not planning on it

[@martinchristianaguilar5135]

JoJo creator: Never Age

[@unidentifiedgodofdankstruc1510]

Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.

[@shafiqimation7822]

You thought the 23rd president of the United States is Benjamin Harrison. No. The 23rd president of the United States is not Benjamin Harrison but it is I, Funny Valentine.

[@stormingoldboy9265]

I'm confused about this Funny Valentine thing.. But my heart and actions are utterly Unclouded,They are those with Justice..

[@synz7289]

You’re wrong the president is funny valentine

[@T0mTom_18]

I literally searched up ‘23rd president’ knowing full well people would reference jojo

[@nothingbutvideoskits1661]

Same

[@sanest-luchino-fan]

Same

[@Timeliness_Is_Only_Mine]

Same

[@DimdonchoSolo]

Same.

[@neolin.99]

perhaps you're forgetting a certain blond man

[@GiornoGiovanna385]

Dojyaaan

[@s-zz]

Imagine coming here to learn about US Presidents, and being completely confused why people are talking about, a disabled man riding a horse, corpse parts, a race around the Country, and steel balls.

[@bruh6634]

*scared cripple noises*

[@RoiAkronix]

Jojo fanbase took the comment section Again

[@Bold_Bulma]

Don’t they all

[@firstaidsack]

I love it

[@hippotripo6145]

Hey, wait a min- Never mind wrong universe.

[@Te_n_shi]

His goal was to collect the holy corpses

[@Mahzz]

this is a load of bs his real name is funny valentine and hes a jojo reference

[@gyrozeppeli3438]

Wrong the president started a horse race to collect Jesus's body parts and fought a crippled man along with his italian friend

[@noteren8423]

Pizza mozzarella

[@Timeliness_Is_Only_Mine]

Valentine: OH GOSH! JOHNNY WHAT YOU'RE DO!? Johnny: spim.

[@mr.motivation99]

Dojyaan

[@krisstanton5736]

Benjamin Harrison was born in North Bend, Ohio. To say that he would be better if he died in office is ridiculous

[@Joe-y9t3w]

Intresting

[@jollykeropii__1071]

The 8 dislikes were from Johnny Joestar and Gyro

[@pavledjurdjic6449]

And Diego

[@sanest-luchino-fan]

And Lucy steel

[@RioVeChai]

And hot pants

[@lolno6015]

Well came here devious action at low price

[@mmmmmmmmmmmm]

Misguided deeds at a peice lower than expected

[@yorunoraida]

Am I a joke to you

[@wholelottared9083]

Funny Valentine NANI VALENTINE

[@RoiAkronix]

Dojyaann~

[@katsurakotarou5623]

The comment section didn't disappoint me. Dojyaaan

[@admiralskymarine1378]

Crap, i'm in the wrong universe

[@MovieswEggnog]

I thought it was funny valentine.

[@Z.Toast1]

Who is this Benjamin guy? Everyone knows that Funny Valentine is the 23rd president

[@quontaviousoneiljamesthe3r839]

so your telling me the 23th president of united state of america is not funny valentine?

[@burntburndog]

DOJYAAAAN

[@deandrekinte5172]

What was his stand name ?

[@shikigranbell7608]

Deandre kinte its filthy acts at a reasonable price

[@Basheerrko]

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.

[@jollykeropii__1071]

Filthy Acts done in a reasonable price

[@WllamSenoL]

I ain't gay but 20$ is 20$

[@enricopucci822]

I really happy after seeing this comment section y'all are bless for Jojo 💘

[@GucciPucciMIH]

I love this universe

[@Alex-yp4gy]

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

[@zeno.7519]

Dati Deezu Dan Dato Chipu..

[@TERMEE1]

0:25 those statue clones are deffinetely from another dimension

[@rickastley9844]

Brooo 😂

[@AZNVYR]

This podcast is the best content The Post has ever produced.

[@clowne1431]

I don’t know what you people are getting at, this is false information. Funny Valentine is the 23rd president.

[@Redhead_20567]

Pizza mozzarella Pizza mozzarella Rella Rella Rella…

[@초코민트-u8l]

Did he took the first napkin?

[@Timeliness_Is_Only_Mine]

Of course!

[@thenes006]

He was born in North Bend, Ohio, not Indiana.

[@txbrinx2366]

Who is this man? I only know Funny Valentine!

[@KarenCruce]

I am one of the 9th great granddaughter descendant of President Benjamin Harrison. My 7th great grandmother was his granddaughter. This line goes back to one of the founding fathers also a signer of the Declaration of Independence who was George Washington’s roommate. He was credited with reading it before congress prior to the signing of the document.

[@antonio5154]

Did u take the first napkin

[@jollykeropii__1071]

Since your a relative wheres the holy corpse then?

[@redjirachi1]

I don't deny your claim but 10 to 12 generations seems too distant from him.

[@ДмитрийДанилов-п7ы]

Your stand is the same type as D4C?

[@JoshJr98]

My great grandfather told me we are related to him somehow but I never looked into it

[@SephFumi]

It has to be an error right?

[@jollykeropii__1071]

yea sadly

[@maestr02.06]

DOJYAAAAAANNNN

[@logangirard65]

This is just offensive

[@KunSimonn]

Stop saying that's "this isn't Funny Valentine" yes is not,why? You guy's got bad luck born in wrong dimensions 🌚

[@vallinayakamsomasundaram9503]

jojo fan :visible confusion

[@jameswhitcombriley2962]

I work/volunteer at Benjamin Harrison House in Indianapolis, IN 😃😁🇺🇸

[@planktonlover5687]

Dojyaaaaaan

[@NoirFan01]

Thanks for this bio on Benjamin Harrison. But no explanation of why he was not reelected?

[@Vision-lz4ru]

He would of, but a certain crippled lad and his spirit beat the crap outta him at a dirt cheap price

[@okirenvader1692]

Well basically he was damned to die in every part of the multiverse

[@symphonyofspring]

Oh, sorry, wrong universe *disappears*

[@newtypeasian]

His dirty deeds must've been done dirt cheap

[@funnyvalentine6512]

that's not true

[@s-zz]

He didn't choose the first Napkin.

[@GregoryMom]

Ito motayasuku kona wareru egetsunai no

[@timeaesnyx]

Sounds like a good president to me

[@apmde]

Yes... the Wounded Knee Massacre and the annexation of Hawaii was clearly a great idea.

[@Huminahumina465]

Aidan technically the hawaii one was good

[@apmde]

dark dragon good for the US, bad for the Native Hawaiians. However, I think Japan would’ve tried to take it over if the US didn’t. It’s hard to say if it’s bad I. The long run

[@shawnbrdlik1618]

@@apmde better than the monarchy, also in context he solidified the US in every sense so whatever you would have to say about him in context of today I believe for the time he was quite a good one. Plus if you're going to be progressive, than look at how he was a black advocate

[@djpeacannon8461]

Nah he killed Gyro

[@sarabrown8938]

Everything I read says he was born in Ohio?

[@atrain4419]

Hey thats not me!

[@transparent999]

It seems like during his presidency he might have committed filthy acts, but at reasonable prices

[@nuke5792]

*Dati dizu dan dato chipu*

[@takeoverjupiter]

I'm related to Benjamin Harrison :)

[@takeoverjupiter]

My what?

[@lukasr1166]

Do you mean you are related to funny valentine? Amazing

[@takeoverjupiter]

@Roger Martí Gonzalvo why not? Lol

[@takeoverjupiter]

@@lukasr1166 what?

[@lukasr1166]

@@takeoverjupiter Funny Valentine is the 23rd President. Benjamin Harrison is fake.

[@quixx4427]

are ya serious?

[@jollykeropii__1071]

@Roger Martí GonzalvoAHAHAHHAH

[@audreybeasley8081]

I typically love your show! But I felt like it was too much guests talking about random stuff. One of the lady was speaking way too fast and it was hard to understand her. However I still love your work.

[@chasericketts8371]

hellow mr nashes class that has to watch this CLASS 2021

[@89abdullah49]

Who is this funny valentine guy and why are thier actions dirt cheap? I am just trying to learn about my beautiful president

[@vincentjacobsson3981]

I think it should be investigated if the American states past and present are legislated with the Bible written as a story. The word immunity (Latin immunitas, freedom from obligations to the state) comes from a religious revelation from the middle ages, most likely from a pope to become lawless, and which has since been rewritten into sovereign, absolute, and qualified immunity (legally, cannot be prosecuted for the criminal act) to the president, senate (origin, the Roman Empire), congress, cabinet, and Supreme Court for law decisions and actions. It should also be investigated if fallen soldiers were elected by the people or not. The political exploitation of the vital ecosystem has now led to forest death (force majeure) how will it affect people's economy, etc. The political exploitation of the vital ecosystem has led to forest death, how will that affect people's economy, etc? I also think The Democratic party can be a consciously misleading party name with all parties belonging to The Republican party, as current political democracy and socialism can only be about going more toward the middle, eg. The Democratic Party for law decisions and actions, even with the misleading word professional politician. Furthermore, I suggest the people should consider voting for a real democratic party with an independent state formation to investigate if the president, parties, senate (origin, the Roman Empire), congress, cabinet, and Supreme Court overall may be guilty of a violation of democratic rights with misleading elections, serious economic crimes, violation of human rights with class society for adults and children, and serious environmental crime (force majeure).

[@ox8833]

He was born in Ohio

[@-Toaster-]

Benjamin Harrison is one the most boring Presidents.

[@jollykeropii__1071]

He is but Funny Valentine is better

[@aayushtripathi3799]

Could be *funnier*

[@Nehauon]

Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals

[@BrogetaLSSJ4]

DOJYAAAAN

[@antonio5154]

Dojyaaaaan

[@ChlorinatedPond]

Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.