Watch as I try to feed an entire tree into my old Wayne wood chipper.

Okay, it’s just a sapling - but still. Those branches sticking out the sides will hit the chute and stop it dead in its tracks. That’s why the cool kids use those fancy-pants new chippers with the hydraulic feed rollers that go “Nom Nom Nom Bork Bork” to those big branches. Mine is a low-budget operation, however so this will do nicely for now.

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Knives need sharpening

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True... True........