WATCHING AN AMISH ROMANTIC COMEDY

[@beckwells25]

And remember, kids, premarital eye contact is a sin.

[@quinnisasin9085]

And pre-marital toe pics.

[@tristanhartup4936]

Premarital breathing in the same space would be too

[@Waifuwithagun]

Is that premarital existence I see?Disgusting.

[@sigma9-11]

But.... But my toe pics.

[@kaiyaschwab7015]

so is prematital marriage

[@megan1026]

"these people feel like family" allie blink twice if you need us to come cancel your pure flicks account

[@fernandosobrino3118]

brave of you to think Ally has only one Pureflix account

[@number1semetaryfan]

The purest flick

[@pinkghostie]

15:57

[@TwiddleFingersDB]

It's Marina Joyce all over again

[@willowarceneaux434]

Ally Hills by “these people feel like family” do you perhaps mean the the dysfunctional-yet-tolerable insane type of family

[@aj_814]

oh to be a lesbian that walks into an elevator that’s actually broken and then it falls and i get crushed to death

[@mrinternet4800]

two lesbians walk into an elevator.....

[@mezvii8260]

oh my god they were elevator mates . . .

[@BarterTom]

But to be fair, the main character was horrified by the idea of that happening. It was the worst case scenario he could imagine. I think that scene was meant to show that not all Christians are homophobes.

[@aj_814]

@@BarterTom doesn't mean i don't wanna walk into an elevator that's actually broken and then it falls and i get crushed to death

[@BarterTom]

yeet You mean you do want to?

[@alizardinyourroom1361]

i love how clueless Ally is of Christianity. It's so refreshing, like a cool drink of water.

[@nightjetts]

It is like sipping pure dry ice when you live in the midwest

[@zuzu1443]

I mean... same here. I don’t know shit about religion .3.

[@alizardinyourroom1361]

@@zuzu1443 amazing! I'm so happy for you

[@zuzu1443]

Ty ;_;

[@Nourhen.]

@@alizardinyourroom1361 why is it bad to be religious or something?

[@biblicallyaccurateshlong2565]

“amish” and “romantic comedy” are three words i never thought would be near each other

[@kayhaven4710]

And yet this trope keeps happening in small quantities.

[@pumpnix]

For Richer of Poorer ~~ Another “Amish” and “romantic comedy” film from the 90s LOL 😆

[@siccjai]

Ally’s next video: “I got hired to be a writer on Pureflix”

[@neiana]

I really hope so.

[@gypsywoman9140]

If this comes to be, she has to convince them to make a sequel/spin-off of that Amish Bachelorette show. Complete with Tiffany. All about Tiffany, really.

[@Dreigonix]

Yes. Please. Let’s have the gays infiltrate Pureflix. >:D

[@buggymah]

I need this

[@crumblyairship]

next up: Ally shows up on My Strange Addiction and she talks about her obsession with PureFlix

[@mjp2palmtree]

Haha yes 😄

[@Myke_thehuman]

And somehow I was thinking of Ally showing up in the Billie Ellish song.

[@PeachHeadzAddiction]

Noo 😭😂😂

[@kikilena8242]

strawberry flavored clouds ugh we Stan catra

[@crumblyairship]

Kiki Lena yes we do

[@Heyhowdyhi]

Roy getting “attacked” by homeless people looks like they’re tickling him lmao

[@echoinsanity971]

its the tickle monster

[@XxxXmcr41XxxX]

its like Tarantinos foot thing but with tickling maybe 🤔🤔

[@jessicaHHHHHH]

They _are_ attacking him. Tickling is one of the worst forms of torture out there. I’d rather be stabbed than tickled.

[@trueblueclue]

Tickling is pretty terrifying.

[@superrinusblick4222]

"I never felt this way FOR A GIRL" well someone is bi

[@mrinternet4800]

don't get my hopes up

[@afallavollita2995]

sjsjsjsjsjsjj

[@golden_larry2864]

Or pan, demi, omni, poly etc

[@superrinusblick4222]

@@golden_larry2864isn't poly different? I thought it means multiple people. so like more than two people in a relationship

[@golden_larry2864]

@@superrinusblick4222 Well yeah, but it could be multiple guys in a relationship i think

[@birdylady3332]

“ you can’t offend EVERYONE in a single movie” Holy man undercover: Hold my beer

[@loreleimonn3220]

I was raised rlly religious, and my dad had us watch Pureflix movies unironically. And I’m starting to think they’re contractually obligated to be grossly offensive

[@BananaGeekLord]

Same here, but luckily before Pureflix. Instead, I was raised Mormon, and they have an entertainment company that makes good, holesome Mormon movies. They're generally about as bad as they sound.

[@loreleimonn3220]

Tyler Baker Lmao yeah I bet. I didn’t grow up watching Pureflix luckily, but definitely a few years ago we started watching them

[@username9885]

F 😔 that's awful

[@mjp2palmtree]

@@BananaGeekLord I was raised Mormon too!

[@fletcherxdesign]

My mom told me “gay people are fucked up in the head” when I came out. & now she texts me everyday saying there’s so many other great women out there (she hated my ex). Point of the story is, people will surprise you. My mom openly supports me now.. Hang in there ♥️♥️

[@sierraa391]

The Amish actually have such a strong history of intermarriage that there are like tons and tons of birth defects throughout the community that just keep building up

[@corelei]

who would've guessed 😂

[@nicetry9177]

Why can’t I laugh react this 😂

[@viccmignonettedellacrema1312]

Building up and boiling over. The butter is ever CHURNING

[@mattuwu9978]

My ex-Amish friend has multiple genetic illnesses, and so do all three of her older brothers. The youngest of the three is so fucked that he qualified for disabilities when he was 13.

[@glennshort8490]

Rico Diaz literally me whenever I see a funny comment

[@lesdyxiatoo]

So David A.R. White is essentially the Christian Adam Sandler

[@neiana]

Okay, okay, this is a tough one. I think I agree, but I think I enjoy David A.R. White a lot more....but I blame Ally for that.

[@bunn__y]

I never thought I would see something that would make me see Adam Sandler as not that bad, thankyou.

[@raccoonboi4225]

Except David won't ever have a punch-drunk love or uncut gems or big daddy or Happy Gilmore or any charm whatsoever that makes people like him.

[@OliviaMoon17]

I can not believe this is on something called “pure flix” the racist undertones are disgusting. Not “pure” at all. I’m a Christian and would be so offended by this movie. Not because it “doesn’t show the wrath of God enough” but because we are called as Christians to be loving and show kindness and respect. Demonstrating minorities, impoverished, and those with mental health issues in such a light is so disgusting to me. It honestly breaks my heart that this is what Christians are producing. It’s crap that doesn’t show Gods heart. Also this video was incredible and you’re hilarious.

[@alananimus9145]

That coyote ugly moment when wake up and realize who you are in bed with... I have been watching Hanna and Jake (formerly Hugo and Jake) cover PureFlix since it first came out. And ya. There is a reason why I tend to assume Christians are violent, racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, POS. The fact that PureFlix exists is bad enough, the fact that it is as successful as it is only makes it worse. And it doesn't help that most (though admittedly not all) Christians I know IRL reflect the views of PureFlix. What I find most repugnant however is that Christian KZbin (ie Christian content creators on youtube) either praise the hell out of PureFlix or remain completely silent on it. The fact that parents actually show this crap to their children is disgusting. "Their biggest complaint was that there wasn't enough of 'gods' wrath".

[@Roanoak]

This is what happens when a swindler who wants to act but can't get a job acting does. He creates a "Christian" streaming network and puts himself into everything.

[@alananimus9145]

@ITHEREONETHATHASNT I have actually seen a lot of these movies and yes they are absolutely racist as hell. 12:06 is a very common theme throughout most Christian movies. Non-whites are almost always depicted in harmful sterotypes. Additionally Christians are more likely to be racist because racism is doctrinally supported supported. And what proof would you like. People like myself were saying for years that the alt-right was made up of racists, we showed you people piece of evidence after piece of evidence and you brushed it off. We showed you all the evidence that Richard Spencer was a racist and you people defended him continually. Then 1 clip gets leaked, the almighty Ben Shapiro gives one speech and you all pretend like you were calling out their racism all along. If anyone is brainwashed here its you people who defend your god the second coming of Christ Donald Trump and his "grab them by the pussy" sexist, and racist, and xenophobic comments at all cost. There is *NOTHING* unique about you, you special little degenerate delicate snowflake. Facts do not care about your feelings. Gender is a social construct. Sex and gender are not the same thing. There are more than two sexes and there are more than two genders. Genocide even when hypothetically committed by Yahweh is always evil. You throw around "post modern" like its a slur and you don't even know what it means. FYI the "post" in "post modern" is an indication that it is what comes after "modernism". "Modernism" btw was a particular school of thought with regards to philosophy and art that operated on "scientism" as a foundation. So "post modern" means "post scientism". And ya if you want to throw that at me I will gladly embrace it as logical positivism is bunk. As to "hating everything white"... And? I understand it's beyond your smooth tiny little brain to understand nuance so let me just spell it out for you. "White" doesn't exist. It's a social construct and a harmful and destructive one at that. WASP culture is reactionary (this term has a specific meaning look it up), destructive, and counter to good social order. I have seen fascists like you a million times pretending you hold some sort of moral high ground hiding what you really think gaslighting the hell out of people whenever you think you can get away with it. You are nothing more than a sad degenerate holding onto a past greatness that never was.

[@AmityvilleFan]

younever actualy opened you Bible, wirght? Or history-book.

[@justjoe5373]

@@alananimus9145 The ,,christians'' you're talking about may call themselves christians but they most likely aren't. God said only he can judge so if people are judging others they are going against the god, meaning they aren't christian

[@GooberDoober-fm4ws]

this is like the opposite of christianity. Jesus himself was homeless.

[@dinkerz]

Was he homeless or was he nomadic? Genuine question.

[@FirstNameLastName-xs9nx]

boy was a carpenter and couldnt even build himself a house smh

[@johnr797]

@@dinkerz No, he wasn't homeless.

[@jaylolo3716]

@@FirstNameLastName-xs9nx 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rachelkessinger2295]

@@melancholicpeaceencapsulated what is the real difference?? You could say all nomadic people are homeless and vice versa

[@suneuf]

I grew up Mennonite (I left the church a while ago) and to be honest “they’re like the Amish... except a little less Amish..? I guess?”. Is literally the best explanation i can muster up when people ask about it. So you’re not wrong

[@LS111AT]

Susy Neufeld I lived with a Mennonite family for years as a kid so I feel you. Also that’s exactly how I explain it to people on California. It’s easier than to get into all the nuances that no one cares about lol (same with other religions though tbh)

[@rottenstrawberryslices4630]

Oh? I grew up in a Mennonite Church and I wouldn't say that we're that similar. I think that the only difference between Mennonites and other Christians is that we don't believe baby's should be baptized at birth.

[@suneuf]

A crackhead there are MANY different branches of mennonites. Mine, was VERY similar.

[@suneuf]

Mxlky way when I finally figured it out I laughed pretty good 😅

[@StephanieLeighG]

Mxlky way I don’t want to answer for her, but in my experience, the biggest, most obvious difference is that mennonites use modern technology and wear modern clothing. Visually, they dress like “Spanish Pentecostals”. You probably don’t know what that is either, but they’re a conservative religious group that wears modern, but EXTREMELY conservative clothing, that is occasionally handmade. The women don’t typically wear makeup or jewelry, and they wear their hair long, in a bun, and sometimes also wear a head covering, depending on personal beliefs and/or their particular subsect of the religion. I’m mostly just describing Spanish Pentecostals, but the same could be said about the particular Mennonites that I knew. In fact, even though the two groups have a completely different history and “worship” style, these groups are so similar in some important ways, that mennonites attended the English language services at spanish pentecostal churches that I was sometimes forced to go to as a kid. The vast majority of Spanish Pentecostals are Puertorican, so it was strange mix of cultures at those services. That brings up the second very important difference between the Amish and Mennonites, which is that Mennonites tend to freely intermingle with other conservative protestant groups, including attending each others services, which is something the Amish never allow, at least as far as I know. This means that Mennonites are far less insular than the Amish, and therefore get a lot more exposure to other ethnicities, cultures, and religious beliefs, even if those religious beliefs don’t actually differ that much from their own. I should probably mention that someone else pointed out that there are a lot of different Mennonite groups, and some might be very different from what I just described.

[@vprescott4160]

I love how Ally is like: "This is so offensive to gay people" Also Ally: *is a flaming homosexual* her viewers: *are flaming homosexuals*

[@dorothyallspice1862]

Well, technically I'm bi, but I guess that counts too, right?

[@torrik-8722]

@Shiloh Kaffenberger DO NOT CANCEL BISEXUALS!!! Jk.

[@batty_babette]

Does this mean I get to be the Undercover Straight then?

[@sweetbean2009]

Chloe S I too am an undercover straight 😎

[@frenchbreadstupidity7054]

The aces are here, too.

[@Naafidy]

This looks like it's been filmed as a high school film project.

[@Naafidy]

@@AllyHills Please Ally, make your own PureFlix movie parody, and film it with the same quality.

[@Maya-ht9tm]

@@AllyHills I'd like that comment but it's at 69 and I feel like that fits perfectly with the high school theme🙃

[@kitchensinkchronicles3272]

nah, i've seen some look better than this

[@ShainaCilimberg]

Looks like the producers are on drugs

[@tuesday1672]

Lmao they all do. In my grade 10 religion class we watched a few movies like this and they all looked like Highschool student films

[@freakofnature9580]

This seems like a weird, religious, offensive Onision sketch from 2010

[@leiacartier2259]

Omg yesss 😅

[@stuffz4040]

Inverse onision. Not opposite cause that would be someone better, but this is the opposite version of all the things but still bad

[@hd6876]

“i don’t think they had guns back then” **snatch** WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ANOUT THIS

[@ameliamangini2319]

*Ally Hills being overwhelmed by her own emotions over a Pureflix Film for 23 mins straight*

[@mathilded367]

"straight"

[@CeramicGod]

You remind me of the female twin from the how to train your dragon series.

[@uwuhi6446]

I mean..

[@yourmom-vv9zq]

oh. my god. you’re so right.

[@mutedwoodlands]

Ohcheese what have you done

[@yeyamusic]

Can’t unsee

[@neviestay325]

Ohcheese This explains why I have a crush on her...

[@one_smol_duck]

So did his mom just tell him he was 17 for 10 years, or did she tell him he was a baby at 10 and just start counting from the beginning, or did she only celebrate his birthday every other year from his third one on, orrrrrrrrrrr what?

[@mellyq92]

I actually had the displeasure of watching it and basically she tricked him into thinking he was younger by stretching things out like breastfeeding him for an uncomfortably long amount of years.

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

@Melanie Cusick: Another user commented on thinking the movie was gonna turn into a weird porno and I was like _"Nah it's just silly movie"_ but after reading that....wow they were right!

[@mellyq92]

@@ThexDynastxQueen you never actually see it so it's not porn. You just hear it being explained to him which causes him to vomit. Their idea of humor I guess. 😬

[@RonryAsAlways]

@@mellyq92 how many years? I was breastfed till I was 5 and can't imagine anyone older than that still being breastfed

[@imhungry9110]

@@RonryAsAlways I was in elementary school at that age, 5 is definitely too old

[@LoveWritesALetter]

I didn't know Jenna Marbles became a movie-reviewing gay icon

[@Rurusa11]

Honestly she should now, really sucks that she quit KZbin all together now

[@casualcrisis6349]

this feels ironic now that jenna quit youtube :/

[@Fanimati0n]

@@Rurusa11 I miss her so much

[@ErynBleedForYou]

My Pennsylvanian ass being like ‘why is he from Kansas? Pennsylvania has so much more Amish culture.’

[@TheRonnieaj]

My ex was from Lucinda. A different world when my Oakland, CA behind visited 😂

[@Aster_Risk]

I'm an atheist, and I find this garbage addictive too. Christian films reach a whole new level of bad movie that nothing else can compare to.

[@DesireeAleece]

Have you seen God's Not Dead? Man those movies almost made me become an atheist.

[@WallebyDamned]

The crimes committed against cinema and other arts in the name of "Christian Values" are shocking in their numbers. Seriously, the most basic crap is lauded as genius, the shit pile is considered par for the genre, and anything that may have have a chance of raising real conversation ends up being too whatever, and thus a moral danger.

[@DesireeAleece]

@bee! God might not be dead, but cinema is lol

[@spacedout3660]

@@DesireeAleece My family watched it for movie night and my parents absolutely loved the movie. And im like, Why???

[@radioactiveferrets]

I watched this one Mormon movie as a kid that was basically Beauty and the Beast but the "Beast" character was a recovering alcoholic whose wife died in an accident he caused and now he lives in his pristine mansion alone. 'Beauty' s" dad is the repairman working on something in the Beast's home but the rich guy doesn't like it so he fires the guy and Beauty storms over and yells at him for firing her dad and threatening to tell his boss that he did shoddy work or something. So he makes her work for him. Plot twist: she's Mormon. He used to be. So she spends a lot of time trying to reconvert him and in the end it works out like the fairytale but it's just a terrible movie. The writing, editing, and acting is all not the best and the whole thing stumbles its way along to the very forced endpoint.

[@dal.salvador]

"Hey maybe Gay people should live" Im done💀💀💀, not even 2 minutes in.

[@ht21]

The incest thing is accurate. I went to a geneticist in Lancaster(the us capital of Amish people) and there was a whole section to divulge whether you were Amish and married a blood relative. That’s how common it is.

[@kayhaven4710]

Alex T honestly? I’m not surprised. Same shit probably is happening to the Mormons.

[@you_gullible_fucc]

Does the job pay well tho?

[@5slistenup.a10isspeaking2]

Maeleigh Dequeant lol what😂

[@si45megamera]

@@rnindless WHAT

[@frostyskeletons8950]

simoogne - look up the Fugate family :/

[@pinkytoedestroyer]

My dad forces my family to watch Pureflix movies with him and I gotta say these actors are being paid to work as hard as the equivalent of a middle school play run by the theater teacher whos never directed a play before and is constantly thinking about whether or not their spouse is boutta leave them the next time they get home.

[@mallorykoonin1447]

"Would Jesus point a gun at someone?" "Oh, yeah! You're right!" *picks up stone and throws it instead*

[@Fanimati0n]

That would imply that the mugger is without sin

[@quillzcreationz7891]

Also Jesus: Throws tables when is angry

[@MasoTrumoi]

@@Fanimati0n I didn't see him do anything wrong

[@shining_apollo]

Technically Jesus was actually against stoning and stopped it because he found it evil. (i hate christianity but technically Jesus wasn't a bad dude)

[@samrae1092]

This movie felt like it was going to turn into some weird porno...

[@neiana]

That's 90% of all Christian movies. Just like 90% of all 90s action flicks ended up as a 30 second softcore.

[@nataliemolina-rocha1651]

“He smokes ,he drinks, he’s got a pillow under his shirt 😂😂

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

He's living the dream!

[@zoid5911]

DID THEY HAVE AN ASIAN TOURIST SAY “GODZIRRA!” RANDOMLY?!?!

[@bruised.elbow3]

zoid5 yes...unfortunately 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@johnbacon4997]

I also noticed that

[@celestenamya5537]

@insert name I really like your name, I'm blown away by the creativity ^_^ Seriously, it made me smile

[@garf567]

Yes sadly

[@hahaveggie]

"christians make popular music/media 10 years late...but awful" - my old youth pastor also you're super cute and i love you

[@tessadavis2018]

Veggie Tales is the only exception

[@supernintendochalmers4680]

My mom used to work in a Christian book store and I swear more than half of the movies they had there, David was the lead in them. My "favorite" was the knock off of Mad Max. Still repping Jesus in the apocalypse!

[@tikkon]

Ally: looks at watch *doesn't have a watch*

[@mariaclaudia4690]

Just like that scene in hsm that troy is waiting for gabriela

[@key745]

@@mariaclaudia4690 OMFG!!! Yes, I remember, legendary scene, true stan!!!

[@kendallwaterman9709]

As a lesbian who fell in love with her Mennonite best friend, this is hilarious

[@dan-ho1zz]

Oh man that sounds spicy

[@chunkyunicorn3996]

That sounds like it would make a really good movie, at least better than anything on pureflix lmao

[@LAC-bk2fo]

I need THAT as a movie

[@kendallwaterman9709]

@@LAC-bk2fo lol one day I'll write the screenplay. It's honestly an insane story

[@chunkyunicorn3996]

Kendall Waterman yes please do

[@nurnina8332]

Justin: "yeah you got that yummy-yum that yummy-yum that yummy-yummy" Ally *scared of being brainwashed by repetitive songs*: is this a curse?? is this a spell?!??

[@Maya-ht9tm]

I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF YUMMY WHEN ALLY SAID THAT

[@frenchbreadstupidity7054]

I'm blue da ba dee dah, da da de daa bo da, I'm blue da ba dee dah...

[@alizardinyourroom1361]

man if this is ally PRE-quarantine I cannot imagine how she's doing now, Ally if you see this, I wish you well.

[@courtneymesser7483]

“Romspringbreak amirite?!” Queen 💀

[@bestabothworldz2766]

It's a rump spree Am I right? 🤣 Take away my phone

[@Nossairito]

Descartes when he's not quite sure what to think: "I am-ish"

[@liamlabelle8653]

Literally, there are the whole verses of the bible that are just about giving to the poor and needy.

[@Hastur876]

And apparently the guy who talks about giving to the poor and needy is important in that religion, or something.

[@liamlabelle8653]

@@Hastur876 something like that ;)

[@hannahrenahouston5919]

@@Manish_3333 there are verses about those topics, but never saying that those were a good thing that happened. Yeah (for example) incest happened in the bible (lot's daughters) but they were also cursed and dishonored and called sinful because of it.

[@thattypicalgalgamer8845]

**blink blink**

[@thattypicalgalgamer8845]

*-blink-*

[@papachrist200]

“God and Jesus- are they the same person?” She doesn’t even understand how loaded that question is and how many different answers there are depending on who you ask

[@fovika]

Only the truest words from Papa Christ

[@CrowHousePress]

Arianism has entered the chat

[@-homechord-2908]

Oh dang. It's still wild to me that some people just... don't grow up religious? Somehow???

[@zlis4536]

@@-homechord-2908good for them, growing up religious is soooo unhealthy

[@-homechord-2908]

@@zlis4536 god yeah I know . The trauma, my dude. It's the good shit.

[@bluehair774]

0:58 when you said "gay people" my google thing went off, but when I say "hey google" it literally doesn't listen 👁️👄👁️

[@asunflower7993]

Well that means you’re Google is gay excepted for who it is

[@rrealjam3348]

"You know them and you spend so much time with them but they're also like really bad" sounds like family to me

[@briannacluck5494]

"God, Jesus, are they the same person?" * several people are typing

[@s.macedo7026]

Brianna Cluck I thought the same exact same 😂

[@Kaylakaze]

Don't worry. Christians don't know either.

[@ruthie6070]

“Pretty sure there’s never been a robbery like this ever” Me an intellectual: don’t disrespect Uncle Iroh like that.

[@TheAmbientTavern]

I was thinking the same! 😂

[@LAC-bk2fo]

Ruthanne Marie exactly

[@Cl-qu6hn]

im scared these types of ally's videos arent ironic anymore

[@jessicayoder9852]

Fun fact: my dad used to be Amish and left when he was 17. So I love watching anything related to the Amish lifestyle because about 90% of the time if not more, the information is SO inaccurate. It just makes me laugh

[@miadearing1701]

You need to review the homophobic one so we can all get mad lmao

[@ancyktube]

You're literally Kurtis Conner but a lesbian I'm in

[@royally.anxious_9395]

@@maydayjanette226 it would be, iconic af

[@galaxychill9578]

Kurtiss is a lesbian, he has a mullet

[@Moonberry.]

That's oddly accurate 😂

[@oliviadisney7869]

I'm a Christian, and even I think that the movie looks offensive lol. Like, what the heck?? The racism? The weird message? It looks like a 5 below version of a movie oof.

[@radioactiveferrets]

The moral of this movie is to not leave home, but when you do, be racist and clueless and do "very bad" things and decide that you like it but then go back home where it is safe and life is the easiest it could ever be. Convert someone if you have to.

[@erectile_dysfunction]

Don't disrespect 5 below like that

[@AzazelBathory]

Is Roy’s idea of Asian people just saying “oh godzirra”? The only 2 lines that Asian guy on the Amish tour had was ”oh godzirra...GODZIRRA”

[@dunnotck1]

@@maydayjanette226 Asian tourists are the most annoying disrespectful people I've ever had the displeasure of meeting.

[@gizmo_gadgets6482]

Ally: "Because before what the fuck was it?" Ad: *a roll of ready pasta-*

[@justsomeweebo1431]

“When I listen to a song that’s a little bit too repetitive I think is this a spell is this a curse what’s happening?” Oh boy you’d like repeat stuff by Bo Burnham

[@-K.A.T.I.E-]

There actually is an Amish reality show called “Amish Mafia” and I think it’s still on Prime.

[@cur1ouscatf1sh]

The whole thing is so totally fake and not based on any reality ever. Still fun to watch, though

[@rgegecggbseas2187]

“I started watching Pureflix and now I can’t stop” happens to the best of us 😔

[@raven4599]

Gxy 40 Watch this get more likes in the next hour

[@lokischild5170]

As a person who lives next to the Amish, here's some info: 1) Rumspringas happen at SIXTEEN not EIGHTEEN 2) An Amish community is not full of cousins 3) Amish women can wear bright colors-- they don't all dress is grey and browns and whatever 4) Amish people can go to restaurants 5) YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO AND AN ENGLISH GIRLFRIEND AND JUST WALTZ BACK INTO THE AMISH COMMUNITY Sure. It's a comedy. But WHAT the FUCK.

[@nguverenahua59]

Oh, i didn't know about the english girlfriend bit. I always thougt that rumspringa was a bit of a free for all.

[@connork6911]

Nguveren Ahua I did too! I thought it was like a “don’t ask/don’t tel what happened on the rumspringa” if they returned to the Amish community

[@Sam-hk9go]

Yeah I recently went to an Amish fair and it was awesome

[@babybopz8992]

Ally: "I need to get out of the house" Coronavirus: "no."

[@FunwithCFS]

Ally you're an antidepressant in human form. Thank you

[@trinityhaggans6417]

ally: knows nothing about amish and mennonites me being from where the show amish mafia was filmed: i forgot that this isn't actually common knowledge

[@skylarlinville4211]

Trinity Haggans I’m sorry Amish WHAT

[@nachtegaelw5389]

Yeah, I’m from a state with large populations of both. Once I was shopping at Walmart in a college town with a friend from CA, and there was a Mennonite family shopping there too. My friend was like, “Amish ppl shopping at Walmart?? Such huge hypocrites!!” I had to explain the difference between Amish and Mennonites (where I live you can tell them apart by dress), and also that there’s no prohibition for either group on buying food from Walmart! Yeesh. I also sometimes forget not everyone knows about these groups.

[@maxiwaxi6342]

right like as an ex mennonite who lives in lancaster county aka amish county i sometimes forget some people won't just know basic amish, mennonite, hornings,jewangers( no idea how to spell it) stuff like rumspringa

[@vayermenoviko0linixD]

@@maxiwaxi6342 I only know about Amish people and rumspringa because of an episode on law and order or csi or something like that (I'm not sure which series because I watch like 20 different of the same genre)

[@ajmantis]

Ok I feel like you’re ready to glare, but she’s lawful neutral and you’re chaotic good

[@vangoghho9542]

Right??? You put it into words

[@saranohmusic57]

I'm getting Kurtis Conner vibes too yee yee

[@kenyagonzalez1072]

SEH Music kurtis is like 26% chaos to ally’s 102%

[@thedivinezero4117]

ready to glare is definitely chatoic neutral

[@caterpillar3275]

yess

[@drats1009]

You would be the perfect movie villain: having a brilliant plan and then immediately telling your opponent

[@hanialis7704]

You look like the grunge character from every early 2000's show

[@Lillyluvsanime]

The guy playing the, "head of the network," is Fred Willard. He played Phil Dunphy's dad in Modern Family and has been in a bunch of other stuff. He passed away almost a year ago.

[@abrackenreedaredneckbear495]

Thanks I was looking for this comment! I did a double take when I saw him! He was great in the Christopher Guest movies.

[@hellrunxcsp9033]

Rumsprinka kinda sounds like a lit ass gay party that requires a lot of drinking. I mean think about it 𝓡𝓤𝓜𝓢𝓟𝓡𝓘𝓝𝓚𝓐

[@i.d.k.7322]

I have a feeling all the dislikes are Christian Karens.

[@FirstnameLastname-zq4rt]

I. D. K. All the dislikes are the main actor in different wigs

[@JackedThor-so]

@@FirstnameLastname-zq4rt I don't know which option I want to be true more!

[@SamuelEspera]

Christian Karens are better. 😂

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Amish RomComs are just the perfect Valentine's Day content.

[@luiseacheron678]

@Just Some Guy without a Mustache You're here too?!?!

[@judithpiper4410]

Ally letting us in on the PureFlix lore, doing the Lord's work

[@cutebunny0078]

I actually went and watched your other video and when I came back you said "you know what you dont need to watch the other video" jeeeeezz

[@harmonyfinley]

I am lesbian and went to a mennonite college...had to be in the closet the whole time...got kicked out because of seizure... but for your common questions Ally ....yeah they keep it in the family and somehow it's legal....if you want to know more hit me up lol😊 we can get out of the house or watch pure flix together 😂

[@ryanp6575]

Kicked out because of seizure?? Wtf

[@harmonyfinley]

@@ryanp6575 yes sadly that happened....was not very Christian like of them...

[@username9885]

That's awful 😔

[@harmonyfinley]

@@ismininotonline mennonite Christian lol

[@hayleybrooks93]

What Mennonite college? I also went to a Mennonite college

[@Moxipoxie]

There’s an Amish dating show pls review

[@lezplays5473]

i am drunk rn just sayin... LOL

[@EmmyKirk14]

Lezplays bruh me too! I ❤️ Ally!

[@jewelsrebel9744]

The way she talk is so funny. The times when she raises her voice is so random and I love it

[@jinxonyx4066]

Eli Bosnic and The GAM Cast are my favorite people. I remember listening to their episode on this.

[@makenziehill8822]

Not gonna lie I feel kind of called out by how quickly I clicked on this video even though it's Valentine's day ummm no I'm not alone in my room hahahah yes I'll watch this immediately thank u Ally

[@gusruck8573]

these videos and strangeaeons' onision videos have the exact same energy

[@arielpintar8146]

22:28 "LESBIAN UNDERCOVER!" That was so funny that I almost spit the water that I was drinking (I kinda did)

[@shinhye3974]

I think I am the one being brainwashed because I can’t stop watching your videos.Your energy and your beauty has no boundaries

[@ashlynkale8426]

It took me 5 minutes of watching this one video of yours for me to subscribe. I’m hooked.

[@r_A_ven]

So the moral of the story is basically that drinking and sex ruins your whole life? But you can get it back by being a crazy street preacher?

[@FeralDawn]

I swear to god, you and Strange Aeons are the cutest lesbians ever

[@akufromthefuture7159]

imagine if they dated. would be too much awesome

[@pissapocalypse]

Strange is the lesbian aunt of KZbin, Alley is the lesbian mom of KZbin

[@thecassyscorner]

This is exactly what I needed on my Valentine’s Day

[@Mr42watson]

"I need to get out of the house" wow that aged beautifully

[@laurakaiser3957]

ok. I am not one to comment on videos but I have to. First time I came across one of your videos AND I F*ING LOVED IT: :D I love your way of presenting it, your humor, pointing out all the bullshit. I havent laughed this hard in days and never knew I needed to know about this movie :D! Your awesome!!

[@ericambrose7024]

"The Amish are chasing us!" "I thought the Amish were peaceful." "Tell them that!"

[@scftforwlw]

I’m just waiting for her to get sponsored by pure flix or auditions for a part in a pure flix movie

[@angelicamartinez4325]

My valentines day just got SO much better. Thank you Ally!

[@Menschenleer1]

You should cover more Pureflix!!! It's hilarious!

[@theblargkingdom]

I love it and I love you Thank you for making this video because there is no way I would have managed to survive this movie alone but when you do it is suddenly good

[@allirichter9192]

DO IT get on pureflix and preach the "gay agenda" teach the Christians 😂 I'm done lol I need sleep

[@neiana]

When "maybe gay people should be able to live" is pushing the limits of what is acceptable on the network, I'm not sure what good she could do... BUT I WOULD PAY TO WATCH HER DO IT!

[@LincolnRon]

The most amazing thing to me is that they charge $12.99 a month for Pure Flix. (Netflix charges $8.99 a month.)

[@SharpShooter1086]

6:14 DID NO ONE HEAR THE OLD ASIAN DUDE JUST SAYING "OH GODZIRRA!" HOLY FUCK

[@thisisnotausername5294]

This channel is too good to be true. What I wouldn't give to see Ally's review of the religious sci-fi thriller, starring Kirk Cameron, Left Behind (the 2000 and 2005 ones...I wouldn't be surprised if they're on Pure Flix)

[@inthought02]

I keep coming back to this video purely because of how hilarious your narration of it is but particularly around 8:07 when the homeless people scene comes in. I can't get it out of my mind it's just so hilarious from the video (def not the movie but the way you talk about it).

[@FathiaRezqy]

Even reading the title on my notification makes me giggle

[@karisap]

As a Christian this movie (and Pureflix in general) hurts me 😂😂 I remember my childhood when I consumed the weirdest Christian content... trust me it gets way worse than this

[@shortharibo558]

hOW DOES IT GET WORSE DBSKSJDJ

[@shortharibo558]

@Julia Dudziak everyday my faith in humanity lessens

[@chey.ennemueller]

"RUMSPRING-BREAK AMIRITE" I died

[@OkamiNarutoGaaraFan]

the chaotic energy in your videos is immaculate

[@chaos.possum]

Fun fact: In "Ranczo" ("The Ranch") - a polish comedy series about the life of civilians of cottage Wilkowyje, Cezary Żak (an actor, well known in Poland) plays 2 main roles - a major of the cottage and a priest. The only differences between these characters (except clothing) were: - glasses (priest's) -moustache (major's)