Water Trapped in Quartz Rock vs 60,000 PSI Waterjet - Enhydro Agate

We got a hold of a rock that had water trapped inside. I just knew I had to taste it! We also got a little sciency with petri-dishes to see how safe this water was to drink.
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[@amenaikhlaq9212]

1948: I bet we’ll have flying cars in the future 2018: licking a 2 million year old rock

[@Val-mh1bo]

Shanaz Zubair LMFAOO

[@joeyli4322]

The video was made In 2017

[@walterclements1398]

*liking a rock to say its 2 million years old*

[@amenaikhlaq9212]

Steven Hickman true😂

[@beanboy9029]

@Steven Hickman i dont think they would kill you boi, mabye back when they believed in witches but not after world war 2

[@trecou]

*Licks rock* "Yeah this is definitely 2,579,424 years old". Then he gets scared to lick some water.

[@bloodydylan9990]

He is very desscriptive

[@muharrem5481]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@neonzombie9337]

Trey Coughlin lmao

[@avonbarksdale2564]

And mustard ...and oil

[@sulkoma]

cool I was gonna ask how old the rock was, it's pretty cool how that guy was able to tell how old it was by licking it, he must be real smart!

[@meatba119]

How old is your baby “Licks baby” about three

[@istopdabbingnowok1455]

Meatba11 lol

[@jocelynflores814]

Hahahahahahha

[@kendradionne4023]

Meatba11 that's good I was laughing 4 5 minutes

[@parasmore5851]

xD

[@meatba119]

Lol thanks guys

[@Desklamp1234]

10 years later "so how the hell did the zombie virus start??" "Some dude licked 2 million year old water for the lols" 🤣🤣

[@DeathracerXD]

Jake Shire well it just fucking became true

[@_mossy_8520]

well have I got a story for you

[@garfield9214]

holy shit corona

[@jeremy-ws1rb]

Yeee totally turned me into a zombie

[@drsatyamupadhyay]

Man predicted it

[@domino8182]

'I wonder when this lollipop was made' *licks* Yep... hmm 35 years, 2 months... *licks again* 35 years, 2 months, 24 days, 5 hours, 7 minutes I'm probably going to die for the next 2 days.

[@matomatic2167]

Logic.

[@Fastskull]

Yeah, when I’m 100 I’ll die for 10 days and then come back *facepalm

[@blackbirdnoodle9546]

Hahhah funny

[@ross.0304]

Same logo

[@jadenengeman7341]

DannyTheGamerPR yeah he's so dumb

[@fedya618]

First super man in youtube who can say the exactly age just by licking

[@krw8461]

Lol, gets infected with some super virus. Wipes out humanity. All because dome dude stuck his tongue inside a rock

[@appieaka9316]

Can i donate you some money You made my day

[@ohnono6150]

You are right this guy is actually dumb

[@Hi-vf9wx]

Sounds like a cheap scenario

[@valenxia9517]

DOVAWIRL “dome dude”

[@RenoxHQ]

Appie Aka you can donate me money

[@ChickenNoodle0404]

And this is where covid 19 really came from.

[@billywest4031]

BRUH

[@jiro3164]

Nope the covid came from is from the chinese because they eat any they want to eat

[@808SLIMOFFICIAL]

@@jiro3164 Youre taking it too literally. Hes joking in a sarcastic way.

[@maran.ath4]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jarlbalgruufthegreater1758]

@@jiro3164 bruh the bat thing has been debunked like a year ago

[@Bo-kq8tn]

as a geology nerd I'm so mad you just destroyed such an incredible specimen, but also holy shit that's a surprising amount of germs in some old rock water, that was a rad experiment. I'm glad mitchel didn't die.

[@ENZOxDV9]

They didn't really find proof of anything, alot of mistakes with the experiment

[@Molb0rg]

it wasn't rock stuff. One thing they didn't do in that experiment, just take that stick and also move it on the surface of the gel, and also another thing just open it in the room and close. no bacterias in the water of the rock, pretty much guaranteed. there could be microcracks and such, we can't tell on the video. Assuming there wasn't, it was most sterile naturally occurring water sample they could get hands on. judging by the number of colonies it produced - a density of bacterias wasn't that high. but it just for fun, testing kinda done in the way, but if it would be a more serious stuff it would be done a bit differently. Despite of that - quite predictable results.

[@RR67890]

a lot

[@takanara7]

It was just fungal spores from the air.

[@ryanmoore5643]

On top of that, I don't think that taste alone can tell age. I know it can sometimes tell quantity, but if they seriously act like they can give an exact age on the rock by taste alone, they are denser than the rock itself.

[@kittenmitts8883]

*licks rock* 2 mil 579k 400 and-*licks* yep 24 years old ... seems legit

[@victormorales4223]

Kitten Mitts 💀😂😂😂

[@janjett1]

Bruh😂👌🏻

[@cutiepieaj9112]

Hahahahahaha

[@danielmegson2349]

Yep llllllleeeeeegggggiiiiiiittttt

[@JJahat]

It is legit, "is this the true power of geologists?"

[@theGizmoGirl]

I thought they're going to examine the cultures under a microscope and give us insights on what grew in the petridishes. (I kept waiting..)

[@AudioGardenSlave123]

Me too. I though I'd hear the names of different bacteria and then there'd be something unidentified and scientists come to the conclusion that it's an airborne virus called corona 200 and we will all die within days.

[@corruptedmember2568]

indeed

[@Ovinnikin]

Isn't all water old

[@SkyIHigh]

Yup

[@alexoliver9767]

🧠💥

[@richardspence7501]

Bleach Exterminator I have had old water every time I get knocked down in the water at the beach.

[@Ovinnikin]

Richard Spence lol

[@Ranstone]

Pretty much every science, religion, and creed agree that water was one of the first molecules formed as the earth cooled. I mean, duh... It's a really simple molecule, with quite readily available materials, given the time-frame.

[@claireglory]

this guy is going to be the first superpowered human

[@cazz2006]

green house I wonder the amount of energy in the water? Any way of finding out what properties would be different. It's like science now agrees that everything is energy and crystals must have a huge amount after millions of years of constant pressure or heat. I still think to this day there is more to crystals than what we are told.

[@ayaabouzarbia9276]

It's fake the world isn't 2million years old

[@crazzydan]

+Aya Abouzarbia Are you joking? The earth is around 54 billion years old.

[@bahamut8199]

You’re off by about 50billion there mate, it’s around 4.5 billion years old

[@daylanpoore2203]

how long has earth existed then?????? the funking dinosaurs lived here 65 motherfunking million years ago its common funking knowledge walks away shaking my head

[@williamburke748]

You definitely contracted a venereal disease from the Jurassic era, i hope you don't get a dinosore

[@spoonutensil6336]

Hahahahhahahshhahhhahahahahahhahahhaha that's hilarious

[@LaurentIpsum]

Goddamn, when are you gonna get a set up like that again?

[@dandj175]

This didn't get enough recognition. I just dropped my phone laughing too hard 😂💀

[@nolongerjuicyboiz4413]

You spelt dinosaur wrong. Is this an r/wooooooooosh or am I the one joking and deliberately woooooooshing myself. Who knows.

[@DJisAwesome]

UP UP UP.. Why dis so underrated

[@tleav61]

I collect rare and unusual agates and would have paid you a fortune for this one, it’s not often that you find an agate with trapped water in it.

[@drchannel3639]

So we licking rocks now ?

[@reftjay3764]

I’m fucking crying laughing 😂😂

[@dazhibernian]

It's probs past the sell by date.

[@michaelchacon3689]

dazhibernian 😂

[@Dan-qw8di]

dazhibernian I'd give it a few months those sell by dates are pretty innacurate.

[@jamesgeese]

dazhibernian probs? God

[@TechSupportDave]

water does technically ''expire''. Bacteria in a closed water bottle at room temp will reproduce the fastest and make the water stale

[@ajthejzguy2716]

lol my state test essay was about that and how its inaccurate💀

[@tankbodypillow8701]

Hot, I love drinking water that hasn't been filtered in anyway shape or form for thousands of years. 11/10 would drink again

[@nicolemcgee4107]

haha

[@rickityrack1476]

😫😫👌👌💦💦

[@ieatcaribou7852]

Wow, that's a pretty good water inclusion. They don't usually get that big.

[@KiwiMeowo]

thats some weird looking coconut

[@Jyoshi0]

Ki wi .....................

[@alaminkadir9543]

meowster the third r/whoosh

[@Snfnrchy]

Ki wi lol

[@craigwalker2761]

Agreed, maybe a new type?

[@mexicanboner9980]

Stop just stop

[@mrboleus8240]

Nice plot for low budget movie..

[@shaes9031]

MR BOLEUS GENIUS

[@cuma212]

cobra vs python one of my favorite low budget movies

[@Imtimmahler]

Tastes old water and gets the bubonic plague and kills the whole world. Well 2018 was fun while it lasted.😕

[@patrickbartin685]

Tim Mahler lol people every year get the bubonic plague and it’s easily curable. Also the bubonic plague didnt exist 2 million years ago

[@chachymarin]

Patrick Bartin thats what i was gonna say lol,

[@Imtimmahler]

Patrick Bartin I know. It was just a joke. I only said that because frankly that was the only widespread epidemic illness I could think of!😂😂😂

[@Imtimmahler]

Charlie Marin great minds think alike!

[@meowandysixxbatman9133]

Tim Mahler I HATE 2017

[@abundantharmony]

Pity to all the people that think he can actually tell the dates of rocks by licking them. This was absolutely hilarious guys. Keep it up!

[@adriqueru]

He just reminded me of Molière from the Disney film "Atlantis"

[@abseiduk]

I blame the education system.

[@mrhyperbolic7455]

Enhydros are formed when water rich in silica percolates through volcanic rock, forming layers of deposited mineral. As layers build up, the mineral forms a cavity in which the water becomes trapped. The cavity is then layered with the silica-rich water, forming its shell.[2] Unlike fluid inclusions, the chalcedony shell is permeable, allowing water to enter and exit the cavity very slowly. The water inside of an enhydro agate is most times not the same water as when the formation occurred. During the formation of an enhydro agate, debris can get trapped in the cavity. Types of debris varies in every agate.....From Wikipedia.

[@jaridkeen123]

Water boy would be proud "that's some high quality H2O!"

[@desirepants]

Jarid Gaming if it wasn't for football I would not be playing football today

[@logankunz4784]

But m-m-moma said

[@robmcferron8708]

Isn't all water technically the oldest water?

[@dardazaccur6129]

So right

[@dupsyyy]

Jarid Gaming he wouldnt actually You see. They used the water thing to cut it open while that was happening the water was mixed with the one from the thing

[@MrALCHEMIST2010]

0:22 Bursted me in laughter when he aged the agate rock by testing with tongue to be in million of years with tens of years (24) of accuracy.

[@axodok]

"Solely based on taste I'd say it's about 2,579,420 and uh yeah 424 years old"

[@crazedcubing1195]

Lick bait...

[@ChanthologyInc]

Axorodok hey I found that stupid

[@MrTeddy12397]

Hes a Timelord probably

[@shmithys9222]

I was waiting on him to go and 3 months

[@TeckasRemorse]

how tf does he do it

[@jameone5000]

He licks the the stone and knows all the stuff I never learned

[@Nacman34g]

That's some high quality H20.

[@CairnOwO]

Jason Freeman H20 is the devil

[@jessegoran5454]

what is H20

[@jessegoran5454]

Hydrogen is bad for u XD

[@CairnOwO]

Tiz_Jesse :/ It's water.

[@vtyler18]

Gaaatoraaade

[@princeofsubliminal5312]

I wished you had left the rock alone

[@MultiFruitshoot]

0:16 *Flashback to my strange addiction*

[@MrSalOwns]

water is billions of years old dudes

[@HB-jf6yq]

Sal Owns Matter, antimatter and everything else also is

[@ianfritchie1157]

DESTROYER OF DIEP no it isn’t

[@maelgugi]

Not all water. When you burn something you create water...

[@jackalovski1]

This is quality science I come to youtube for

[@iebabyhoncho]

-Lets Go this way. -Are you sure? *licks rocks* -yupp

[@Whitetoofast]

They made a possibly 10 minute video into a 5 minute video showing what we came for that’s nice

[@krazygingerninja2930]

lady: guess how old I am man: hold on let me just have a lick ( licks lady) lady: WTF get away you creep man: you are 25 years old lady: (runs away)

[@Ed_geins]

Krazy GingerNinja haha i would do that

[@916BOONES916]

Man: (smells the air) and 4 months 17 days

[@Zomb_a]

Krazy GingerNinja why are you running

[@bigmack5163]

Wait I was ronge your 26

[@littletitanicmaster-2622]

congratulations, you’ve licked water that is very young for the time from earth.

[@johnnyfewhairs1862]

The water probably contains Black Plaque, some type of ancient disease with a hint of rocksyphilis and rockymonia

[@fashionsuckman4652]

The Maestro After they broke it open the released a deadly plague that will destroy the entire Earth's population in a matter of weeks. The first symptoms are an itchy face and eyesight loss. After that the itch gets to your eyes and become so itchy you literally itch the skin off your face and goudge out your eyes. After that you become enraged and attack and kill other people. It will travel through the water and I'd airborn. There is *no* cure.

[@Emerje1]

"Black plaque?" Might have to get those teeth pulled.

[@snikwad003]

Don't forget rockaherpisyphilitus

[@johnnyfewhairs1862]

I need to we might as well put ourselves down

[@core8967]

That was definitely Dino cum

[@ichigokurasaki6874]

ive never seen a water commercial like this one

[@iwilleatyourmother]

These are the type of people you wanna be friends with

[@Emerje1]

Until the dino-plague starts, then you wish you weren't friends.

[@wildman7215]

Angiekinz_07 😂

[@ismailadiallo2073]

Is that a question

[@nickalyepease1018]

Angiekinz_07 then call them nerds and be friends again

[@5.0issac210]

Angiekinz_07 definitely 💀

[@LazarusWilhelm]

surprised theirs no 3 million year old decomposed fungus inside

[@unnew9448]

I have trained you well young grasshoppa

[@ddawndz]

What????

[@vikramkaushik3143]

All water has the same age

[@Moonlakes]

Water has no age, to be perfectly correct. those are just 2 Hydrogen and 1 oxygen atoms. you can easily create water, but you also can split it.

[@Moonlakes]

@Because the Internet wrong. its condensed Water, falling back to the ground.

[@sh00k_y79]

Food addicted true! You’re very smart

[@CherryPuppy]

Wtf, water doesn't have the same age, water doesn't even have age in general. 😑

[@Moonlakes]

@@sh00k_y79 Thank you!:)

[@tatyasutar]

You make a mistake . You have to preserve this priceless piece for future.

[@aldenr4020]

You should cut the faces out of coins it might be pretty cool

[@ivorybrndn]

I wonder what quartz taste like 🤔

[@leandrofernandez4505]

Dragonite :3 it has no flavour

[@guyonyoutube3437]

Probably like quartz

[@guyonyoutube3437]

Billy Bob I'd like to think so

[@trevorblackbirdguitar9952]

Derek Otter I like otters

[@therealsen2871]

Dragonite :3 Like quarters.

[@fellowberserkenjoyer]

Imagine being that water and staying somewhere for 2 million years XD

[@aljonavellano4036]

Did you know, The water you drink can be older than our sun. This water is too young 😂😂

[@redsquirrelftw]

Fun fact, they found the world's oldest water (I guess that they know of) in a mine in my city. I thought that was pretty cool. Not sure exactly how they date water though.

[@theoggangster7941]

The guy with the curly hair looks like the dude from boy meets world😂

[@rodw.9050]

Da Pimp Ben savage

[@JESSIEandBEYOND]

Just say Corey

[@Uptownslim007]

Lmao he do

[@brutus2288]

No he doesnt.. they look nothing alike

[@LeshawnJones]

That is a very expensive gem maybe you shouldn’t have shattered that

[@crystaldeswardt1966]

The panning to the guy licking the rock is so awkward 💀

[@Tango_Raptor]

Can I be the second taste tester? I'm sure I'd be a good intern for whenever Mitchell is sick.

[@Tango_Raptor]

Waterjet Channel Ah. Strong immune system as well I suppose. Oh by the way You guys ever cut a Samsung S4 with the jet? I've got one or two I might be able to send you guys.

[@xXxtroublebehindxXx]

BeautyofDisorder No not strong immune system; he's a god, above you mere mortal. He is invincible.

[@forebidden]

no

[@holyjavascriptvevo7987]

Your initials are BOD :0

[@anjalisahargrove2593]

BeautyofDisorder I

[@may-..]

0:17 *Scientist* : what monstrosity did you just let come out of your mouth, it is only 3 months old.

[@ThruThe9]

Everything is sponsored by SquareSpace

[@flashgirl1998]

ThruThe9 squarespace reaches out to creators to promote them.

[@Ruhee]

I see it everywhere

[@ThruThe9]

Albert Hernandez lol true

[@ughhhmcrbinch5583]

jungshook are you jungshook about that? XD I need some serious help

[@god1445]

B U Y S Q U A R E S P A C E

[@PeterOekvist]

A scientist somwhere probably having a stroke watching this...

[@playonce4186]

its pisswater from the ancient dinodaurs

[@playonce4186]

but i said dinodaurs which are 1999 years old and died after 1 year

[@ededdedwin1519]

What's a dinodaur

[@playonce4186]

OhImEdwin a dinodaur is another term for crocodile

[@animeguy7192]

OhImEdwin or an ancient bird.

[@DoodAdventures]

Animeguy71 or a dead meme

[@jamesconde3161]

I laugh so hard

[@danwisedelprado6167]

james conde me too HAHAHHAH wth

[@dhobiejr9078]

The 1900’s thinking our generation would be great Reality: Random dude licking a 2 million year old rock

[@tyscott507]

Maybe he should lick a computer so he can gain knowledge of how to properly make a culture.

[@amanguver]

He licked a computer CPU

[@tyscott507]

amanguver, needs something connected to the internet at the moment of tongue contact.

[@broccodoggo8363]

(Gets a USB cord connected to copper wire and the pentagon) Will this work

[@gerpie392]

Dude... SELL IT

[@cnrillusion3209]

Pilot twist : he's drinking dinosaur bath water

[@dontjudgemebymyname.4282]

I wanted to see those bacteria in microscope.

[@leroymeulen7557]

Don't judge me by my name. If there is any possible life in that isolated chamber

[@SurvivingAnotherDay]

Obviously there was if bacteria grew in it

[@snearbeats4785]

0:16 when you tryna impress a girl but actually you dont know a thing you talking about

[@astoriaflores4749]

Every bit of water is billions of years old.. if you didn’t know that...

[@ohyeahyeah886]

Lickbait

[@xxsummer_girlxx9668]

Lucas Martinez lol

[@pepeabbott2947]

I'd high five you if I could

[@sawsloths7089]

Lelelelel

[@Askejm]

lmao

[@solidclan2868]

Hahahah

[@blundel_]

Yeah, you’re just drinking unclean water, the water we’ve been drinking is billions years old but actually clean through smart means

[@justwut1uzumaki828]

This is the dude at the bar that be like can I get a beer in a glass made in China mixed with Hawaiian punch

[@kf5058]

**licks rock** Yep thats 2,579,424 **You’re just making numbers up**

[@TomO-nx1bd]

And here I am afraid to drink sealed bottled water 1 month past its expiration date.

[@stephentalbot4032]

You' probably find it wasn't water it was dinosaur pee

[@linfeioku]

Lickbait...

[@montie.671]

Bro my exact fucking thought 😂💯👌🏾

[@linfeioku]

Marcus Elston Jr. Ikr

[@THESYMBOLOFPEE]

Never thought I'd see you here lel

[@linfeioku]

royal anims xd

[@treehugger4089]

How to catch an ancient virus 101:

[@xxmissourixx2400]

He just drinked a water with a rock. The water in the rock. Rock with water inside it.

[@kodakturquoise2659]

we drinking the same water the dinosaurs drank

[@elifowler8239]

Don’t even have a drill bit when he’s drilling lol

[@silverfish-od3tc]

ancient virus locked in the stone: bro hi

[@KennyT12609]

I might send in an old trunpet

[@friendlyneighborhoodcrackh6059]

Waterjet Channel if you get the trumpet pls do this swab again lol

[@KennyT12609]

Its my grandma's friend's old ass trumpet so a swab would be great

[@loganphillips2166]

Do you want to unleash ancient evil, that's how you unleash ancient evil.

[@_vincentbmx5243]

All the water that’s existing is a few million years old

[@Hududding]

No, all atoms are the same age, not all water. Water is formed and broken down again and again. Learn chemistry.

[@fireline6]

All water is as old as the universe itself.

[@joessj5]

I don’t believe that’s 2 mil years old.. but they should it under a microscope.

[@helldog3172]

Fun fact: the water we drink rn are older than those rocks

[@meghanm.6231]

But... All water has been around since (around) the beginning of time... So, technically all water Is as old As that rock In the Quartz, lol

[@notastudio9960]

Meghan M. That's not true. It's possible to create water by combining hydrogen and oxygen. Also I assume, he means the age that the water is after entering the water cycle, not the age of water.

[@JAllan-sp2xt]

Not Hunter but the hydrogen and Oxygen are themselves already billions of years old.

[@Bion1107]

You can say that about literally every material substance. Even humans are just made of mainly oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus, which has all been around equally as long. So is it even logical to say that we are all billions of years old? But, obviously, this is water that has been untouched and unmanipulated, nor deconstructed into separate atoms and reconstructed, ever since it was encased on the quartz.

[@godkiller6853]

Bion1107 so its pure? Its healthy right?

[@SlanglieBeatz]

Meghan M. He means water that has been trapped and sealed for that long... The ocean/lakes/rivers have been exposed to anything and everything.. last thing this water was exposed to was millions of years ago . (If his tasting is correct that is)

[@joshsitter6854]

Is this legit

[@marbinchen1991]

GamingPigs -26- legitness over 9000

[@danielsun6302]

yes ofc it is, its on youtube.

[@Y0kAiS]

Lol

[@begonebots8438]

This is pretty weird but I still like science

[@Somethingrandomlymadeup]

I think all the water on this planet is millions of years old. Based solely on taste alone lol

[@drewgames3166]

Man licks rock, this is 2,???,??? Years old I wasnt paying attention to the amount

[@leahbenbow1126]

"I'm a little worried" "About?" "Death" *Licks water* One of the Best moments on this channel

[@fellflowey2758]

Lol

[@Niko-ss5kd]

999th like 👍🏻

[@MoarCrow]

congrats i am your 1000th like.

[@shawdowwolf3604]

Now that's some high quality H20

[@thenotflatearth2714]

Technically, all water we are using or drinking or seeing everyday is a few billion years old🤔

[@danielbenjamin213]

Yeah but The water is cleaned and somehow oceans and lakes keep the water fresh so the taste won't change I think I don't really know about these things but I'm just saying what I know.

[@bton144]

true

[@kevingardner3654]

You have a point.

[@j3ll024]

Abs0lut yeh

[@thenotflatearth2714]

Dante Rivera oxygen is formed after the first stars die, and they are the product of fusion so that's few million years after big bang. Hydrogen is about 200 seconds after the big bang

[@madmayhem2000]

Meet patient zero

[@duckerton9928]

Mark Tchadej heh I get it 😂

[@iSven]

Imagine if there was an ancient virus

[@EmoPeter2000]

Unlikely to survive in water for that long - no living organism to infect.

[@lelandpniewski2896]

@@EmoPeter2000 it was a joke

[@EmoPeter2000]

@@lelandpniewski2896 Didn't seem like one.

[@maverick885]

@@lelandpniewski2896 even if it was, he is just spitting out logiv

[@definitely_vincible]

@@EmoPeter2000 r/woooooosh

[@Jkpgs]

This guy just predicted how old a rock is from tasting it. Teach me your ways.

[@jaypond4368]

Just lick it and confidently say the first number that pops into your head

[@Its_April-]

lol I seriously doubt his prediction is true with him just licking a rock 😂

[@figure9883]

@@Its_April- its a joke

[@paulgeoffrey9780]

This is fake the rocks age cannot be said by licking😠😠😠😡

[@MrJonnieConcrete]

So, how did the human race end? A) North Korean Nukes B) Evil Facebook AI C) some dude licked stale water

[@HERO_POSTING]

It's like plague inc. This dude drinks bad water, 3 years latter we're all worshiping brain-controlling parasites.

[@HERO_POSTING]

Yeah, but thats filtered. And they haven't been sitting undisturbed sense pre-historic times.

[@KorieHulsey]

MrJonnieConcrete C

[@maxanderson2925]

A

[@dragonwoodland4773]

D.)

[@Matt-lx6cj]

This is how the virus started

[@WaterjetChannel]

Nothing to see here

[@TheDHEL13]

Someone ate bat poop as a dare?

[@bruh-bn3ni]

@@TheDHEL13 that's what they want you to think, but it was actually this guy

[@TheDHEL13]

@@bruh-bn3ni Have you heard of Dr. Brouchkov who allegedly injected himself with a virus that is estimated to be 3.5 million years old?

[@richardespinoza2839]

@@TheDHEL13 china

[@danieyzrstudio6420]

*PLOT TWIST,THAT WAS DINASOUR'S PEE*

[@danieyzrstudio6420]

Waterjet Channel Hahahah. Miracle😂😂

[@imglendanzig]

Lmfao dino pee

[@rosielow527]

x ShaRkz *Jurassic Park theme intensifies*

[@LB-xu4mh]

x ShaRkz Oh no... Not again :(

[@adumsundler4397]

x ShaRkz Dinosaurs lived much before that.

[@ja1212az]

The first zombie starts in youtube

[@pappi8338]

Jose Aguilar patient zero confirmed

[@idkhowtheyfoundme]

he also just destroyed a really old eco system for no fcking reason.......... good job man

[@User-fe5yt]

XD

[@renteryx2364]

Madness Nothing is in there, bacteria couldn't survive. So no ecosystem.

[@mexazael8025]

No there were zombies back then

[@account3935]

*catches 2 million year old disease*

[@h.l.69]

Clorox Bleach "look at me mommy, im overused meme" :D

[@maelgugi]

Clorox Bleach He just has to drink you and he'll be fine

[@account3935]

H. L. That was my name before it was overused bruv.

[@1insane614]

DNA only has a half life of 521 years

[@LethalMonarch]

Gets disease and infects entire world

[@alextoledox]

Imagine ebola 2 was inside that xdddd

[@orangegouice]

Wouldn't it be Ebola 0?

[@sfsaviation]

Top Quality Meme Master no it would be ebola 1, ebola 1 would end up being ebola 2

[@MrsKatieninja]

Corona two now

[@padddy48]

it was

[@mitmik_paree_ambadi]

@@sfsaviation No it would be ebola-0...Just like they named zeroth law...