waters of home depot

[@jamxiety4672]

This shit goes harder than the titanium drill bits in aisle 17

[@Penguin-1966]

those are pretty tasty, but this is better

[@EngiesParadise]

Nah this goes even harder than the Ti-coated Tungsten Carbide bits in aisle 18

[@MrRetardication]

good one

[@WeirdBrain]

The beat dropped harder than the sledgehammers in aisle 9

[@vortex_all9055]

@@WeirdBrain this shit hits harder than dales forklift incident that happened in aisle 15.

[@fosterl7029]

The very concept of "The Waters of Home Depot" is delightful. It's like there's just a massive body of water at the back of the store.

[@NoahtheEpicGuy]

Yeah, I thought it was gonna be some sort of ARV or backrooms type shit. At the very least, Hello Neighbor! type shit

[@hgrm2electricboogaloo242]

@@NoahtheEpicGuy tf is an arv

[@NoahtheEpicGuy]

@@hgrm2electricboogaloo242 Hold on, lemme look it up in mah memory banks. Alternative Reality Video. I thought this video was going to be something about a flooded Home Depot, or something to that effect. Completely off topic, but what if you had to swim through tubes in scuba gear to get to different parts of the store and different items. Like the store is just a huge fish-hamster city. That would be cool.

[@draconicking7774]

@@NoahtheEpicGuy It would.

[@spingleboygle]

what if it’s a body MADE of water?

[@AlRubyx]

This is the musical equivalent of when I try to build a new deck in a card game

[@-starrysunrise-2908]

this is the musical equipment of when I try to build a new deck

[@thatsawesomeithink]

this is musical equivalent of when I try to build

[@Bayhacks]

This is the musical equivalent of when I try

[@altobug83]

This is the musical equivalent of when

[@spamburner9303]

This is the musical equivalent

[@AD3Supa]

They need to play this at the last 5 minutes of the work day every Friday at Home Depot.

[@FourOf92000]

_implying Home Depot employees have normal work schedules_

[@newportbot7709]

Used to work night freight at home depot. Over the receiving room speakers we'd play justice.

[@homedepotemployee388]

@@FourOf92000 we dont

[@bigbrassballs]

I work at Home Depot and I'm stealing this idea.

[@CLOYO]

@@homedepotemployee388 yo are you serious??????????????????? 💀

[@zachattack9455]

alternate title: home depot theme but someone is using a drill

[@E4439Qv5]

(and accidentally hits a pipe) _Water and water and water water..._

[@Shockguey]

*nuclear powered space drill

[@pollo2188]

​@@E4439Qv5 oh my god i cant believe that video got referenced again i hope theres a sequel or something that was really funny

[@Jester4460]

Guys the thermal drill

[@PirateJohnson]

DigDugDepot

[@JuanitoK556]

Being a home owner and a justice fan, this is everything to me.

[@TheEepyMagi]

You own a home? Wish that were me lmao

[@literalantifaterrorist4673]

fkcugning bourgeoisie lasndowner1!!..,

[@polarisborealis4143]

@@TheEepyMagi truly a luxury in these troubled times

[@chillmolder]

house owner you know like electro house

[@Pal42_]

@@chillmolder can confirm, I live in the french house

[@DeltaOdyssey]

The fact that you incorporated Hardware Store and "Water and water and water" into this is amazing

[@flazzorb]

Even included my favorite line, *Automatic circumcisers.*

[@fauxshizl]

I feel like the Hardware Store lyrics are just the checkout line and in the middle there's a lot of water being bought

[@tibbers3755]

As a former home depot employee we used to play this while summoning the souls of the founders (who are probably alive still)

[@misterragnar2521]

they are

[@redeye4516]

It's neat that they can astrally project like that

[@LowLifeAM]

@@redeye4516 It's not as cool when they need a host to communicate

[@thriftjunkgaming1670]

Well to be fair they do keep their brain in a stasis jar, honestly that might explain their constant, ceaseless, screaming. Oh those guys really know how to throw down.

[@mrtyler603]

so like did you just rip it out of their still living bodies or was it more like non consentual astral porjection?

[@StickBreightley]

Is nobody going to talk about how clean the Weird Al Hardware Store segment was

[@tsuwaque]

water and water and water

[@superkirby49]

@@tsuwaque kzbin.info/www/bejne/op7bi5KIlqZpe9k

[@rayquatics23]

We can’t talk about it we’ve been bound to secrecy to never mention the hardware store segment. Ever.

[@ChristianTheChicken]

It truly was Weird Al's Best.

[@Sockcatgoldpuppet]

i subbed when i heard it.

[@MercIsMercIsMerc]

i love the title of this video so much bc when i read it i just imagine a generic home depot with the dirty ass floors but it has this massive immaculate water-fountain spectacle piece built into the center of the building with like artificial waterfalls and nothing else about the building is different

[@Quantum_Physician]

that would be awesome if it were a real waterfall. also: liminal home depot

[@zephyr1181]

I was thinking a huge oasis in the desert, with a Home Depot growing in the middle

[@FourOf92000]

as someone who has worked at Home Depot I can assure you this was not a mistake

[@SuperKatWorld]

Are you saying the Home Depot song is based on Waters of Nazareth??

[@eidespere]

@@SuperKatWorld They are saying this Home Depot song is based.

[@skullkid456]

@@eidesperebased on what?

[@kamakiriisabean7059]

@@skullkid456 *Muffled* Chef's kiss? Do they? Do they really?

[@juneguts]

@@skullkid456 based on a true story.

[@user-vq5gv1vg3w]

When home improvement and being 30 is a better option than partying in Paris.

[@Anime-Doof]

*Who was partying in Paris?*

[@Dieselkraftwerk]

@@Anime-Doof Not me. But maybe dem...

[@AMKpolka5]

word

[@honeycomblord9384]

@@Anime-Doof Some french guys that put crosses on their album covers

[@4llg00dth1ng5]

@@Anime-Doof We're gonna skate to one song and one song only

[@jesster402]

I've heard it said that Waters of Nazareth is the song you hear when Christ comes back to life, but those people are forgetting one simple thing... Jesus was a carpenter.

[@ConsarnitTokkori]

this is justice, carpenter brut is next door

[@idlerwheel]

Jesus was into The Carpenters?

[@jesster402]

@@idlerwheel yea huge fan of their music

[@chonkychookie6949]

@@jesster402 hahahaha

[@theyettifromcanada3688]

He was a carpenter and is now the risen savior. I'm sure he'd find this tune catchy and do a few spins as he busts a move to this absolute banging tune. No offense meant to Jesus but I think he's a big music fan too. @jesster402

[@t0pdoc]

When the french guy turns on a drill in home depot.

[@ddrnerd4280]

Order rising from the entropic nature of the universe 👌

[@mezzovii]

wait why french? is this a new stereotype?

[@ddrnerd4280]

@@mezzovii Justice is French duo, like daft punk and them others

[@Johnnyupside]

@@ddrnerd4280 They didn't look French but then again photos of them with their face are pretty rare

[@leonardovg2862]

​​@@mezzovii Justice are French

[@fish9754]

Literal banger

[@illusionist1872]

Ed banger, to be specific

[@JordanManfrey]

that's the power of home depot

[@dragon-id5uj]

@@illusionist1872 bangalter but you were almost there

[@lavenderllamamusic]

@@dragon-id5uj Ed Banger is the record label

[@blakejames9743]

Nice, how hand me that Phillipshead

[@CelestialProotDIY]

"First Mashup. This was a mistake." I think you mean a Happy Accident. This is absolutely phenomenal.

[@El_Jupo]

There are no mistakes, only happy accidents -Bob Ross

[@asclepihex]

I feel like I've stumbled upon some kind of sacred artefact

[@fractalfalco3964]

That Weird Al voice sample totally caught me off guard and made it 100% better lmao

[@ifoundthiscamera]

I accidentally spoiled it by going to the comments, I would have shat myself otherwise

[@boi7316]

*"The store is now closing, please exit the building."* type beat

[@Specoups]

The only song to play on the various radios scattered across the infinite Ikea.

[@boi7316]

@@Specoups True

[@sunbirth4795]

this is your FIRST MASHUP? holy shit hearing 'would you look at all that stuff' took me the fuck out

[@RickyRiceB]

Theme of escaping the light fixtures aisle after you started the self-destruct sequence and the lights all begin to turn off one by one

[@nathanmcgill7249]

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the, goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the, goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the hardware stooooooore

[@asrieldreemurr8059]

Oh heck yes! Weird Al fits too good!

[@rangusj]

i cant wait oh i cant wait when they gonna open up that door

[@billymkj2763]

@@rangusj yeah ive been waiting since last june

[@proffwaff2349]

I was NOT prepared for the Weird Al sample in this but it adds so much

[@FlamingLily]

This mashup was my introduction to Waters of Nazareth, the Home Depot Anthem (we don't have them in Australia), and Weird Al's Hardware Store I don't know why this was recommended to me. I have now listened to it six or so times. I am not stopping.

[@VueiyVisarelli]

Mine was "Waters of Megalovania," which basically took 2 songs that slap and fused them to slap you into next century.

[@FlamingLily]

@@VueiyVisarelli Oh my god you've just unlocked an ancient memory I HAVE heard waters of megalovania At the time I guess I just never realised that it was a mashup and thought it was just a remix Above comment still stands then, i guess

[@PointsofData]

I recommend pretty much all of Weird Al's music. Hardware Store is one of his originals, but he mostly parodies (Fat is a parody of Bad, Word Crimes is a parody of Blurred Lines and also inherently superior, etc) but it's all solid. He also did Cheese Sandwhich on MLP: Friendship is Magic btw, and did a fucking banger job there! His introduction episode is about being a rival party pony to Pinkie Pie, and it's pretty delightful. Daniel Ingrahm rarely misses with the music but the ones with Weird Al are wonderful.

[@progect3548]

hello, fellow aussie

[@tokutoomuch]

​@@VueiyVisarelliHOLY SHIT THATS WHY THIS IS SO FAMILIAR. YOU JUST UNLOCKED A MEMORY THAT WAS LIKE. BURRIED DEEP IN MY BRAIN

[@peterstrobel768]

And here I was, thinking I'd heard all the waters of Nazareth remixes

[@Sir_Rune]

I've never been to home depot in my life but I'm gonna assume the store goes as hard as this song

[@jinx2247]

oh, god no, big hardware stores are awful and home depot is the worst we have stolen their anthem; we will sing it through the dawn of a new nation, building a deck of dreams

[@glowstickspinalfluid]

no home depot sucks!!! that does make this more impressive though

[@cornmods6241]

these are home depot posers. fun is walking around and dreaming up a project with all the tools around you

[@zephyr1181]

Lowe's is way better tbh

[@Leveronicus]

Ok the comment is great but GIYAD i hate these replies. HD for life. Nothin like the smell of wood particles in the mornin'

[@kylehumbert5735]

The Home Depot employees when I can't find a 1/2 inch PVC elbow in the plumbing section:

[@MrBaskins2010]

saw the title and thumbnail, proceeded to spit my entire beer out onto the floor. thank you

[@theyettifromcanada3688]

You'll find mops and buckets in aisle 4 and 7 . Thank you for shopping Home Justice

[@badusername9903]

he put a whole bottle of beer in his mouth all at once

[@justanotherspookyskeleton]

@@badusername9903 a bottle of bear

[@pixellexip9895]

@@badusername9903 imagining OP just taking sips and spitting them onto the ground until its empty

[@CounteredSnow]

this works shockingly well

[@CounteredSnow]

that water and water and water water part was gold lmao

[@theyettifromcanada3688]

WEIRD AL AND JUSTICE?????? this is now on my favourites playlist! It's insane!!! I love it! How the blazes did this come into my recommended? Good job to whomever created actually took the time to dream this one up! @EpicToast I'll be pounding this one out of the speakers in my concrete mixer truck,to wake me up in the mornings for a long time to come!

[@wackjobius1588]

This comment made me laugh so hard that I decided to record myself reading it in Senator Armstrong's voice played over the intro to the song. This is a wonderful piece of text you've written here.

[@theyettifromcanada3688]

@@wackjobius1588 I'm glad you had fun with the commentary.

[@Databoiyo]

​@@wackjobius1588ok so found this 7 months later, but that was obviously bait for someone to go "I need that audio that sounds so funny lol" Bro. I need that audio. Gimme.

[@gingercrusader5629]

when 2 construction workers get into a fight.

[@lagartijamuerta]

this instantly became one of my favorite mashups when the ff8 water meme came in

[@Cow-Moth-With-A-CRT-Head]

This is still an absolute jam.

[@oilychefofblackpepper]

i have never heard of a more relaxing mashup of waters of nazareth

[@tempusimperious5962]

Me and the boys building underground pipelines while fending off the unending tide of bugs (we are on Hoxxes IV)

[@MrNyto_]

ROCK AND STONE!

[@ShallowVA]

I put this on while building my deck, and I ended up with a disco.

[@theyettifromcanada3688]

Damn buddy! You missed the disco ball tho, I found one in aisle 7 for ya and I'll send it over! Keep the beers cold and great job on the deck!

[@danielaverbuck5475]

"this was a mistake" Nah man, this is a gift.

[@GooseTheSorcerer]

That oh so very subtle introduction of “oh wow, would you look at all that stuff” going into the hardware store bit made me fucking ASCEND to the upper hardware planes where your one toolbox holds everything, and you always have the correct lug nut size for the job. 10/10

[@lBeepinl]

Once hardware store kicked in, my eyes widened - this is now one of my favorite mashups.

[@therandommailman]

"first mashup. this was a mistake" brother (or sister) this wasn't a mistake, this is art

[@noeweschler8678]

Bless the mighty Algorithm for showing us mortals what is a true banger

[@Infinite_Archive]

This plays during Home Depot's boss fight.

[@Demon666x3]

Waters of Home depot where doers get more Nazareth. Also, this man did not have to add Wired Al, but he did it for us. Edit: There you go guys I corrected it. You can stop commenting his name now.

[@sunbirth4795]

wired al

[@m5rgz]

wired al

[@Simon-xi7lb]

wired al

[@chi221]

wired al

[@Nicksterbruh]

wired al

[@errrerr2489]

The creativity required to weave this masterpiece should not go underappreciated amongst the memes

[@Atticore]

I can't stop listening to this, it's such a genuine banger of a song; an absolute bop if you will. It also introduced me to the album Cross by Justice, which is also pretty fucking dope.

[@JimothyRoss]

This is immaculate

[@AndrewS-vu4ji]

This feels like a song you'd use. Fucking nerd.

[@JimothyRoss]

@@AndrewS-vu4ji This feels like a comment you'd make. Fuckin jabroni.

[@AndrewS-vu4ji]

@@JimothyRoss is it too late to /endearing that? Cause you're probably the reason I got to this video to begin with lol.

[@JimothyRoss]

@@AndrewS-vu4ji Ah ur fine dude

[@rbarua3368]

This took some time to grow on me, but I especially like how the Hardware Store bit was implemented.

[@DragonaxFilms]

Including Hardware Store was next level genius. I really hope this blows up.

[@FoxtrotInTheTower]

this goes a lot harder than you'd think it should

[@davidliu4314]

The Home Depot 2077 Holiday Sale on now - Rigid MicroFission 8KV Power cores (2 pack) - Milwaukee Laser Measure Eye Implants - 2x4x8ft carbon fiber prefab sections - Ryobi Robot Workers with CNC mitre saw attachment (tool only)

[@leokun8523]

AND THE CROWD GOES HOME Also props to using the weird al song love that one

[@captainr3316]

This is way too good to have less than 200 views

[@theyettifromcanada3688]

It ain't at 200 views anymore. I found this 5 days ago at 12,000 views...and now?

[@brodiemacleod69]

76 now lololol

[@ohsarcasm]

230k and counting!!

[@Sherolox]

It's exploding now!

[@botarakutabi1199]

Well, 2 years later it's at 711k

[@SuberDuberUberEvan]

When Weird Al’s Hardware store got sampled, this song became my favorite song.

[@antnate578]

This is actually amazing. It sounds like it was meant to be!

[@VoxVenatoris]

I have never heard a bad justice mash up

[@scylax4091]

Why on earth is this perfect?

[@sebr6460]

Fun fact: the whole album that this song came from was actually made in Garageband.

[@lord8207]

The algorithm blessed me just now, great, aftet two years I found this masterpiece.

[@dillbourne]

dragging out my love of Justice from a decade's old grave like a fucking BOSS

[@favoritemustard3542]

_Not enough water_ ~IGN would say... ...this made my day, Weird Justice!

[@rhettking8609]

this song has a 0.5% chance of playing during a Home Depot ad

[@somerand0mpers0n]

Song That Might Play During A Home Depot Ad

[@the117doctor]

dude I fucking W I S H

[@MarkMark-yr4xq]

But if you go to the drill bit isle and twist the 5/8-inch stainless steel bits five times forward and then three times backward and then go to the shovel section and be sure all of the shovels are facing precisely 147.27 degrees north, the next Home Depot add you see will play this in the background. You have to do this all between 8:30am and 4:15pm to properly activate the Easter egg.

[@e3.14c4]

This is top shelf, and I didn't even need to ask an associate for any help to get it 👍

[@memeitbro8696]

the hardest a track has ever gone probably ever

[@illustration3406]

This song plays when I use the materials nearby to heavily fortify aisle 13

[@JM-sn2xl]

the algorithm has blessed me with this creation.

[@mangounit9678]

imagining a home depot where the back wall just opens up into a massive underground lake with waterfalls surrounding all edges, and in the center of this massive underground lake is an island. whats found on the island? well, nobody knows for sure, but one thing is certain: its sure to help doers get more done.

[@NCaste45]

More raving. More doing.

[@theyettifromcanada3688]

I like that. I'm 47 and I'd love to do a rave one day

[@DocDoesGamingTV]

The recommended videos are getting wild once in a while

[@rowanash5378]

This is amazing. I basically never heard anyone talk about Waters of Nazareth or any other songs by that band, so to see a mash-up with any of Justice's music is nice.

[@raph6931]

Heres another kzbin.info/www/bejne/rZ6Xo3yNqsiKZ7M and also there's the famous waters of megolovania

[@porter2024]

for a while WoN had a huge mashup shitpost community

[@Nouxatar]

@@porter2024 ^^ Citing BotanicSage's Waters of Megalovania

[@EphemeralPseudonym]

Stress by Justice got a spike in traffic when Tom Siddell mentioned it on his webcomic Gunnerkrigg Court

[@Jakepearl13]

When you walk into a Home Depot wearing a CROSS jacket

[@Numbabu]

“I would like one Automatic Circumciser please” 😎

[@Jakepearl13]

@@Numbabu me and the boys on our way to embody stress and terrorize the neighborhood by circumcising random passerby

[@Clovis_the_Cat]

If they made a home depot fighting game, this would be the title screen theme.

[@thepenguin9]

Wasn't expecting a justice shitpost to appear in my timeline

[@bagelgeuse5736]

Anyone else hear "automatic circumcisers" at 1:59?

[@adrienk47]

this tickles my brain in a good way

[@hondaaccord1399]

AU where Nine Inch Nails is the official band of Home Depot

[@mezzovii]

the water isle song snuck up from behind and ripped out my spine. 10/10

[@kawcco]

This is literally insane for your first mashup. Great work!

[@thefirebeanie5481]

How depot is collapsing some heavy machinery collided and now you escaping the final boss of this home depot

[@mememan2243]

This. This is good. Why is this good?

[@spotieotie]

Makes me want to go buy the FUCK out of some lumber 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ContrastingRelic]

I knew this would be a banger, I don't know how and don't know why

[@rockomundo]

I can't believe you done this....

[@gorgonthedragon5017]

thank you for including Weird Als Hardware Store into this

[@internetperson8911]

The fact that your playback has NO skipped segments for "most watched", it just goes up is awesome for you. This track is also equally amazing. Chill and hardcore.

[@saltblood]

damn this is a bop fr fr no cap, I have absolutely no idea what it is I am listening to, but i sure do enjoy listening :)

[@catsaregreat6314]

This song violently emulates from my dad every Sunday morning

[@worldenddominator8865]

It's a shame that this is almost perfect. The "Ughs" in Waters of Nazareth should have been replaced with Tim Allen grunts. Then it would be perfect.

[@noizepusher7594]

Oh I am SO DOWN for like legit remixes of the Home Depot theme

[@ianhall7513]

Genius marketing: have a f*ing awesome jingle.

[@SpringDavid]

im wondering how many scenes can be transformed into a epic scene just by making this play

[@elitusdelitus1509]

It’s the new Free Bird

[@mikeyfox2299]

I love that, in addition to the initial 2 being mashed up, Weird Al's Hardware Store, and "Water and water and water water" slipped in 🤣

[@ShadeATV]

Sometimes I’ll feel shitty at school and whenever I need to do computer stuff, I grab my headphones and play this song. No joke٫ it actually uplifts my mood

[@boinkus-doinkus]

HELP I JUST FOUND YOU RANDOMLY IM CRYING

[@ShadeATV]

@@boinkus-doinkus*makes out with you*

[@voxlvalyx]

It took me until "matching salt and pepper shakers" to realize those fast vocals were from Hardware Store. Touché

[@folkcountOverwork]

épique combinaison

[@weedtaco1443]

This is what plays in my head when I use the “employees only” panel saw

[@darkeyeshadows]

| first mashup. this was a mistake how dare you speak for the generations that will come after us, the future poor and humble masses who have yet to hear this. when they paint this sheet music upon the ceiling of a year 40k cistine chapel, will you look down upon all who surveil this masterpiece in awe and admonish them for their appreciation? artists often go unrecognized by others in their time, but are also sadly universally unrecognized by themselves, even as their brushes unknowingly paint the murals that will adorn future museums this is not a mistake. this is absolutely vital work. i am healed (the weird al part killed me)

[@theyettifromcanada3688]

Damn. That was the best compliment I've ever read! Well done wordsmith! !!

[@darkeyeshadows]

@@theyettifromcanada3688 KMSKDFMDS god i'm so flattered. WORDSMITH? thank you good lord i have no idea how to even reply. i just like sounding as dramatic as possible heheh

[@theyettifromcanada3688]

@@darkeyeshadows dramatic is always cool too. Hahahaha! !!

[@meettrout419]

The weird Al sample is immaculate

[@Shnowz]

youre trying to tell me that your first mashup was also the mashup of a lifetime

[@willschannel_]

Who are the mythbusters? Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman. Between them they have more than 30 years of special effects experience. Joining them: Grant Imahara, Tory Belleci, and Kari Byron. They don't just tell the myths; they put them to the test.

[@michaelplzno]

Jesus was a carpenter.