Wavy News 11/4/2019 (19-009)

Congress comes to blows. Iran lends us 48 ears. Honk honk. International Space Station found.

[@jakesteven1980]

"The Whistleblower should blow... the whistle." - DJT

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

The kind of succinct wisdom one has come to expect from the good president.

[@thenameisgsarci]

Finally Trump says something sensible. XD

[@izzystar5904]

*Donald Ronald Dump

[@maxpitchkites]

HongK HongK

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

1:24

[@doctorlight]

As we Americans always say, "48 ears for an ear"

[@subzerobadass]

More of the same hard-hitting journalism we've come to expect from Death to America News. But apparently somebody left some Cripple Piss out, and it's attracted rats. (Now I need weed, to give me more chill.)

[@wiggloid]

I'm not interested in rats or Cripple Piss. However, you've got a hot ass, and we can tap that

[@Sakhmeov]

@@wiggloid Look; Crystal _stinks,_ with a diseased package! Which means... profits!

[@EscapedMentalHorse]

"Iran now says it has a prototype that spurts nuclear material 50 times faster than President Dunk. I'm loud"

[@VATS93]

Dump*

[@MustraOrdo]

Sorry to hear that Wavy News got banned in India.

[@maverickREAL]

"The whistleblower should blow a whistle!" That is indeed a very trump-esque quote.

[@RIPCompanionCube]

Can't wait to watch this after work. Thank you Papa Puppet.

[@onkelpappkov2666]

"Please. Call me Noise."

[@grfrjiglstan]

Neil Cicirega wishes he could sentence mix this smoothly.

[@caellach]

MattheJ1 He got his behind lookin damn good tho

[@FlameAdder]

Neil Cicierega wishes he had any talent

[@grfrjiglstan]

@@FlameAdder Wow, a Neil hater. Never seen one of you before.

[@handsomebrick]

WLDFLD is probably the best.

[@frumpycrust]

Summer reading is calling you​@@FlameAdder

[@Auride]

I can't wait for the World's Waviest News

[@noway5434]

I found this because somebody was mic spamming this in tf2

[@Angel-np7wj]

I use to watch Fox News but I see now this is my new trusts news source

[@JuanC17Playz]

Wavy News is the perfect source of SooS

[@JuanC17Playz]

...Or sauuas

[@chrisprofitt4947]

The CIA will speak without intelligence 👌👌👌

[@D8W2P4]

Don't they always?

[@Honarius1]

I like the idea that by banning odd-numbers, the Modi government has lowered the levels of elderly people who were otherwise spiraling into hazardous levels.

[@Inexpressable]

yeah by banning odd numbers, you actually age slower. the new avarage lifespan would be around 30

[@ImpendingRiot83]

Wavy News gives me a much-needed alternative to the mainstreaets prerp. A fresh perspectivitcepsrep is always nice.

[@Nicholastrainbecka]

Dat smog👌😎

[@Circuitssmith]

Smo🅱️.

[@WivAnques]

I miss this series, lol

[@517342]

The letters are wavy but just really slow.

[@JensenStiles]

I wonder how the ISS ended up in a container truck

[@onkelpappkov2666]

The dozens of cookies right before the Hongk Hongk do not cease to defeat me. The sudden upbeat happy voice makes my day.

[@heavenlanes5598]

Security forces fired at least 500 car parts and dozens of cookies.

[@JensenStiles]

That's a lot of cookies

[@danford4275]

Oh, so THAT'S where the International Space Station has been all this time!

[@astrolander95]

This is, what could be, the world's Waviest News™

[@rareblues78daddy]

...I miss Wavy News.

[@chefmarv6499]

Saucy McGaussy reports

[@Honarius1]

WoOoW

[@ronnieperez8519]

This series is a goldmine!

[@BungSmuggler]

I'm so happy with these that I thumbs up the video, and all the comments as well!

[@UnrelatedArchives]

Bert, Jim's washing away. It's not good.

[@MrUnidyne]

"British police last week found the International Space Station inside a container truck in the South China Sea, within 500 meters of the Prime Minister's office."

[@TellEmB290]

What an appallingly, wonderfully chaotic sentence lol

[@eddievg83]

So much blowing! 🤯🤪😂

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

1:09

[@9thDallasMowerExpo]

The superhero fanfares crack me up. I think Tommy McNews' power might be going to his head...

[@Holysnowboard]

These are beautiful, never stop

[@doggdemuro]

"This is Death To America news".

[@jessicachambers5236]

Omg I’m in love with you these things are great 🤣🤣🤣

[@OddworldFreak23]

Jessica Chambers Haha I know right 😂😂😂

[@DaMainman2]

India really needs to sort out its caste system; you can't keep oppressing the odd numbers forever.

[@AchingScaphoid]

Are you saying that there may be news that's even wavier than this? This is already pretty fuckin' wavy.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

It can always get wavier.

[@shipped_my_pants_3000]

I prefer Suss McGussie to Tommy McMommy McNews.

[@thecianinator]

I hope Wavy News comes back soon

[@Ratmus1]

Been a year and this is still great

[@MisterN1]

The news we need but don't deserve.

[@129140163]

I don’t think there’s enough ear biting in this edition of Wavy News! MORE EAR BITING! 😂

[@NotOrdinaryInGames]

These will never come back.....

[@noisepuppet]

Maybe if I retire from wage slavery

[@NotOrdinaryInGames]

@@noisepuppet 😢

[@PauloHernandezXD]

@@noisepuppetit's a shame :( Best of luck tho :3

[@Tihi92]

The wavyest of news. :)

[@onyx8231]

These are getting so good!

[@TravellingTARDIS]

So glad they found the ISS, I've been trying to find it for hours.

[@thatwhichstaresback]

Never stop these

[@OddworldFreak23]

Knorkle Knucks deh Ekerdneh I agree this is great 😎👍😊

[@zephyfoxy]

Why is the sudden "honk honk" so damn funny

[@MarkMeadows90]

No Tommy McNammy or Tommy McNews?

[@fervereaone]

The names of all the news correspondents are, alone, Oscar worthy.

[@GatesOfGehenna76]

What the hell is the Chinese prime minister doing with the ISS in some storage container? Wow, The White House.

[@Ilovewashers]

Lmao! Iran and Robert O'Brien are taking lessons from Mike Tyson.

[@Red_Noble118]

Wavy News the Waveiest News

[@BiffGreggle]

Saucy McGossy reports.

[@hectorvoskin]

Man New Delhi really gotta do Wavy News like that

[@PauloHernandezXD]

These have more integrity than the majority of "information" outlets these days lol :P

[@bentstrider]

These make perfect news breaks while listening to Fallout Radio stations!!

[@loopholesagain]

Ah, Wavy News, asking only the toughest questions in the world today

[@darksoles1305]

Robert O'Brien bit off 48 hostages' ears

[@RobTFirefly]

You brighten the world, noisepuppet.

[@kristentortellini9137]

Love you noisepuppet

[@wilberforce95]

Authorities in the Indian capital have banned odd numbers in a bid to tackle the elderly.

[@Wavemaninawe]

It makes sense. Clearly the elderly are to blame for dat smog.

[@richardgadberry8398]

That indicates 500 diseases and the elderly.

[@FlameAdder]

That incredibly subtle logo movement though

[@xrusted]

Honk honk

[@zacharywaterman862]

Okay but where's Tommy McMommy tho.

[@TheGameGetterKuzuri]

Anti-government sports cars

[@SimonTonekham]

I hear a Tyson vs. Holyfield reference at 0:37.......xD

[@VATS93]

Tommy Mcmommy

[@daekrFINGERS]

It's time to tackle the elderly

[@lebensgesetze]

i love these lol

[@audio_boys]

No one should be able to take a big chunk

[@JynxedKoma]

*WAVIEST NEWS*

[@Abtastix]

Sossy Mcgossy

[@heroinmom153]

Is Tommy McMommy off today?

[@Wavemaninawe]

He is tied up with a story in HongK HongK. Sossy McGossy stepped in to cover.

[@lostpowerstocupofcoffeetot8588]

I gotta get my daily fix xuix of the wavyavyavy sweuws!

[@Yosh4761]

did we skip 9?

[@noisepuppet]

Yosh4761 oops, I'll fix the numbering, thx

[@ShreddedSaber]

@@noisepuppet No need. It's just like Windows OS numbering. You're fine ;(

[@tennisballbird]

It was banned by India

[@Code7Unltd]

Maybe the 9th was that Grimaceland video that got uploaded over the weekend. "Hurry Grimace, I'm on speed."

[@KingKosno]

So is no one going to tell Burt this guy is washing away?

[@mattski73]

What happened to the flexible, brexible, sexible stention?

[@madamantium5547]

dat smog

[@richardgadberry8398]

Where do I find the Moron mobile app?

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

The iDiot App Store

[@blahl9436]

*flaps wings*

[@avaskye3688]

what news station do you get the audio from m8

[@noisepuppet]

VOA radio newscasts

[@avaskye3688]

@@noisepuppet cool thx

[@citylitlena3341]

Lads the like number is at 69 which is *nice* but I'm a push it but trust me it was at 69 *nice* and will later reach 420 if the world has any good left in it

[@tncorgi92]

But odd numbers are being banned in a bid to tackle the elderly.

[@jetfueljp4]

America is falling. So possibly true

[@sethmorton1856]

What happened to 009??

[@caellach]

Man this world is really going to shit

[@CampeadorHUN]

Demopublicans

[@129140163]

0:05 I’m defying Republicratic lawmakers 🤣

[@tonyl6761]

1:23 lol

[@thebonkera1221]

Anti gov sportscars crossed a brigde in central baghdad

[@christianvelez5608]

Umm..... this is actually ep. 19-009

[@marcelinefaraday1595]

Death to America News? Fuckin sweet

[@ladysnake8449]

Nobody should blow the president, he's blown his job already.