American Samoa vs Australia 0-31

[@DynestiGTI]

I would make a joke but the commentator has said them all.

[@jasonlobo2350]

And here the number 20 scoring the goal 20, not everyday you can say that

[@prillist]

If I comment your profile picture looks at mine 😥

[@DiegoGC-pw8nk]

I Know hahaha

[@ishworshrestha3559]

Ol

[@xuanbaoXb]

I dont even know 😅

[@aviluiz1595]

When player 2's controller is broken

[@pyrotas]

This comment deserves much love.

[@sclseullie670]

Lmao

[@savagemccabbage2941]

Underrated

[@AlHak33m]

i think it would still not be as easy as this

[@obamaprism9876]

And still kind enough to stay in the game

[@khalidsparrow101]

Imagine going to the bathroom at 3 nil and coming back to see 16 goals.

[@anikahmed1476]

Lol😅😅

[@-bikozuka-951]

Hhhahahaha legend

[@mit.gurkal4358]

Pretty long bathroom break i would say... 30 min

[@CLA88IFIED]

mit.gurkal u never know when u have to take a fat shit for 30 mins 🤷‍♂️

[@fxexpert4541]

@@mit.gurkal4358 you sounds sucks on party

[@Da1KingDuk]

*Fun Fact:* The Main Samoa Squad never arrived to the game due to passport issues. So the youth American Samoa team had to fill in and 2 of the players were 15 years old. Some of the players had never played a 90 min game before. So it was unfair from the start. Still a banger of a game tho

[@k_venom908]

But still tho 31 is too much

[@Da1KingDuk]

@@k_venom908 faxs

[@alexh479]

Wow it was so unfair

[@fredrikjulsenandersen]

They were a part of a youth national team, yet some of them had never played a 90 min match? There is no excuse for that, even when it is a small nation and it happened a long time ago.

[@SPZ909]

This same team beat Tonga 22-0 two days before this match, so I don’t think the “Samoan main squad” would’ve done much better. I bet they were very happy to have “passport issues”.

[@Ainator_]

them: at least no one is gonna remember it in 14 years KZbin:

[@eripyo6592]

Lol

[@_JohnDoe]

KZbin: that knife could use a twist…

[@kuteken6312]

😂😂😂

[@savannagoodness2113]

were you going to say youtube: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z6jKaqKubqtqjNk ? if so, HHAHAHHAHA

[@kinginthenaught]

it may take 31 years to forget

[@clahrenssgramula4374]

if you ever feel useless in life just remember Australia had a goal keeper in that game

[@treeleaf582]

I think I found the goalkeeper upfront for Australia

[@utsavmanandharz156]

And if you ever feel like a disappointment remember that American Samoa had one

[@Jason-vr3mb]

i bet even oskar dillon could've scored

[@LostTempyst]

Utsav Manandharz Not one, but 11

[@Troshock]

This comment is better than the whole video

[@naomienomy5997]

Mom: Let your younger brother play FIFA with you too Me:

[@izumasenpaii390]

Which one are you? AUSTRALIA OR AMERICAN SOMOA

[@nickkohlmann]

@@izumasenpaii390 That's the question

[@triton6490]

Lol

[@nggaknormal]

I don't mind though, i'd destroy him every time

[@BlasterMan117]

@@izumasenpaii390 I think he was Australia...

[@donda_estas13]

I dont know whats more impressive, the fact that Australia got 31 goals or the fact that American Samoa managed to keep it 0-0 for 7 minutes

[@zooms7889]

it was actually 9 minutes the commentator was wrong

[@filipf3240]

better than the PROfessional Polish players in the match against the Czech Republic in the Euro 2024 qualifiers - a lot of laughter

[@soothingsounds1093]

Australia's coach : " Who hasn't scored yet ? Raise your hands" Goalkeeper : " Can i have a go"

[@PiousMoltar]

The Aussie goalkeeper totally should have been trying to get a goal! It's not as if he had anything to do staying in goal!

[@bilyababil5557]

@@PiousMoltar lmao

[@_gk_4633]

The Goalkeeper was a spectator at that point, just to intimidate them if needed...he wasn't needed but somehow, someway, was just there...

[@snapperjessen]

i was expecting the coach would like to have a go too :)

[@questionableargumentations1364]

He could have just go home and nobody would even notice

[@mcalpha3]

"Number 20 with number 20." Pretty sure that's the only time that has ever and will happen anywhere in the world.

[@696190]

*cough* handball *cough*

[@adamkirsopp492]

Idk look up the Sark football team, they played 4 international matches in 2003 and did so bad they stopped and stuck to the channel islands

[@JohnSmith-qi6pm]

OmG yOu CaN qUoTe

[@Petra999]

@@JohnSmith-qi6pm don't get mad because you don't get no ass lmao

[@Hans5958]

*_N O T E V E R Y D A Y Y O U C A N S A Y T H A T_*

[@MrBen51309]

0:51 I love how the camera doesn't follow the ball and stays focused on the goal...they already know what's gonna happen

[@expxnd5167]

Lmao

[@gokulkrishna9037]

Good observation

[@evnf]

XD

[@weedie2799]

Lool

[@oni741]

That cameraman was a psychic 😁

[@panajotihysaj8798]

San Marino: finally a worthy opponent!!

[@zooms7889]

san marino would crush this team, they just don't get to play them so

[@Rahim103.5]

they lost 10-0 to england now too

[@scipioafricanus5871]

It will be a battle royal for the ages. LETS GOOOOO

[@zxz1]

San Marino would win by a near similar margin ..

[@リンゴ酢-b8g]

san marino vs australia would be a more balanced match

[@kabru4344]

I liked the part when Australia scored.

[@elnurmammadli2065]

😂

[@DTMiae]

Me too

[@rafax_yt6063]

I don't find it, where is it?

[@elnurmammadli2065]

@@rafax_yt6063 2:01😂

[@jfayh]

Adi Kurbegović no i dont like that part. i like it where australia scores.

[@detsom95]

Germany: I beat Brazil 7-1 Australia: hold my kangaroo...

[@detsom95]

@@ofc1290 lol gtfo

[@detsom95]

@@ofc1290 you ain't shit.

[@lukecooper9142]

i found it funny lol

[@wovortex2993]

@@ofc1290 um who triggered you

[@joanngumeta8937]

Criptic Blitz he's probably from American Samoa

[@juan3141]

0:02 the Samoan goalie blocked one good shot and decided he was done for the day 😂

[@rapp0220]

LMAOO

[@Amossalminen]

True

[@frosty1767]

lmaoooooo

[@n0nenone]

He was actually good the whole time.. even i can do better than this defence

[@Insert-thing-here-Fan]

Goalie: fuck this, this is australia ffs, i can embarace myself cuz of australia being a fucking master in this federation, i just wish they joined afc (they are now in afc, not in ofc)

[@lewdogzombies]

I love how Archie Thompson scored 13 goals in 1 game and gets dropped for the next match 😂😂

[@user-hdhdhhdhdhsnjdjdjdioowj]

Tbh probably for bullying the samoan keeper like that. Funny as hell to watch it, but this game would have just been sorry to watch in-person

[@crons8557]

He didn’t perform enough in this match.

[@Brams2777]

Should've scored 23!

[@troybaxter]

Didn’t really matter since Australia beat Fiji 2-0 the next match. Not sure when he was put in again, but he definitely played another match since he scored 16 goals for Australia that year. Also, fun fact, he scored roughly half of his national team career goals (28) in that match.

[@pantherz9103]

Pretty sure he wasn’t dropped. Maybe rested or the squad was just being rotated. I’m an Aussie and I remember when we used to played these Pacific teams. Mostly we won by huge scores and then we lost the final World Cup play off to teams like Uruguay and Argentina. We only finally beat Uruguay in ‘05 in a penalty shootout to make the World Cup tournament after missing out for 32 years. Playing these terrible teams didn’t help us improve. That’s why we moved to Asian confederation, to play better teams.

[@Rankchef-fn7bp]

Lewandowski: i Scored 5 Goals Some australian dude: ha Noob

[@Darkscenes-jp4ge]

but American Samoa is not a country to be proud of defeating they are very weak

[@reikosta4861]

@@Darkscenes-jp4ge I guess they are weak but THAT WEAK??

[@Darkscenes-jp4ge]

@@reikosta4861 back in the early 2000's australia actually had a good team tho and they also came close to defeating italy in 2006 world cup

[@joshuahagen3671]

@@Darkscenes-jp4ge gives me bloody PTSD anytime someone brings that game up....guaranteed the worst penalty I’ll ever see in my life time

[@Darkscenes-jp4ge]

@@joshuahagen3671 ok but would Australia have won the world cup if they had beaten italy in that game? absolutely not Most likely they would've gotten eliminated by Germany in the semi's

[@IffeOnline]

"Even the scorer lost count" "32" I lost it.

[@Spyker8921]

Why?

[@champschannel44]

So did the scoreboard

[@scipioafricanus5871]

@@champschannel44 Scoreboard: 💀

[@Greencloud.]

😂😂😂

[@Nationaliberty]

Well I mean that's the answer to life, the universe and everything

[@armo5637]

Whilst his team were scoring 31 goals, the Australian goalkeeper cured cancer

[@littleregrets8810]

🤣🤣

[@littleregrets8810]

@MTA 10 I'm depressed as well

[@littleregrets8810]

@Zayn Mondavi thx man. #Respect

[@alwayshardbeinganarsenalfan]

Nothing is better than hearing that people have overcame depression.

[@NubDiePie]

Enjoy your 666th like

[@BlueAxeRacer]

That Thompson guy only scored 28 goals in his entire international career... almost half of them were from this match.

[@Purzify]

*Interviewer: "who is the best footballer in the world?"* Boy from American Samoa: _"Archie Thompson."_

[@lewdogzombies]

13 Goals in 1 game. Damn, he should play for Real Madrid

[@oodnoop9218]

Lewis Thomas no are you mad American Samoa is like the worst if not one of the worst teams out there

[@C10-l1m]

@@oodnoop9218 obvious sarcasm was obvious...

[@shalion2975]

@@oodnoop9218 you must be a boring person

[@WhyAlwaysMeOfficial]

@@oodnoop9218 sftu dude

[@fernandorivera9657]

0:35 13-0 game American Samoa: “come on guys we can still turn this score around!” *ends 31-0* AS: “whoa I guess we were right”

[@Ramifen]

Fernando Rivera lmaoo

[@C4lmaria]

If you think the first half wss 0-13, then the second half was 31-0, the joke is whole

[@Zathara]

You deserve a medal 🎖

[@LBAsh]

Just waiting for that one person who doesn’t get this joke

[@tarfarian4879]

@@LBAsh i tOtaLLy dOnT gEt iT. wHaT dOeS tHaT mEaN??? iTs nOt eVeN FuNnY?!? Lol xd

[@alejandr05_]

The good point is the australian goalkeeper didn’t score

[@saadk72510]

I want moth memes back

[@alejandr05_]

Saad Khan lmaoo

[@yes8517]

@@saadk72510 i dont

[@jonas162]

the good points were the australian ones, the other team didnt get any

[@Mind-Wanderer01]

Sad times... When my team starts thrashing other teams , I like to take the penalties. Heck I got a hatrick a couple weeks back. Not bad for a keeper who hasn't scored for the first 10 weeks.

[@QuantumBraced]

I didn't even think it was physically possible to score 31 goals in 90 minutes.

[@volt4ge965]

I played football/soccer when i was younger and we once won 21-0. This was when i was around 12 years old and the games weren't 90, but like 50 or 60 min long

[@volt4ge965]

@@sweetsunnyvibes you got it 👍🏻. Jokes aside, i say this so there will be no confusion

[@kbjovihch87yc8yf]

@@volt4ge965 since u played American football and football at same time , wonder if the 21 goals were all penalties 😂

[@centurymemes1208]

wtf is a soccer?

[@volt4ge965]

@@kbjovihch87yc8yf football. No pens

[@gabrielsistonamoca6963]

just imagine Spanish commentators are in this they might be shouting GOOOAAALLLL till the end of the game.

[@silky.8830]

🤣🤣

[@rjrozeTV]

Commentator: GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Commentator: whew I can stop now Other Commentator: Uh they just scored again Commentator: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@d3c3p7ak0nz]

Loses voice after 30 mins 🤣

[@TopeA8]

Need to put a warning for Spanish and Arabian commentators. Only dull golf style commentators advised for this match.

[@julioc.perezpolo4204]

vaya imbecil.

[@Daoibhéar]

"With no away goal, American Samoa are going to find the next leg rather difficult." You don't say.

[@NathanHeaver]

yeah if only american Samoa made it 31-1 they would of gone in the 2nd leg confident of turning it around

[@carnivorex2984]

@@NathanHeaver lol if it was against barca itd be possible

[@nunoramos2027]

@@carnivorex2984 If against Barça a comeback was possible But against PSG: Not difficult, a comeback Guaranteed

[@vicente7155]

@@carnivorex2984 Barça fan here, can confirm you're right lol

[@caturutomo443]

Rather lol

[@bradyw155]

"They must have realized now that their 22-0 win vs Tonga was no fluke." LMAO

[@weirddude928]

TheFlyingPenguin 1:18

[@SANChEZG141]

Thats pretty funny 😂 sorry i try to make no fun of teams but that commentator is hilarious

[@vHollow_]

TheFlyingPenguin a

[@vampireducks1622]

@@mustycaribousport-fan You played four games, the other teams being Tonga, Fiji, and Samoa. And yes, the goal difference was mad. 66.

[@zCeezzy]

my dude said TonGa

[@cjay6547]

17 years later and I stumble across this absolutely incredible footage. Best part is the commentary, he gives us some classic one-liners in there. 😎❤️😂

[@MarblesAndMore]

The Australian keeper probably just went home after 10 goals

[@strivingtoo7669]

Samoa's team only fault was to have a dream to qualify to the world cup.

[@verymen104]

lol

[@rizqibayumantari6769]

Nope, more like "guys, can I scored too ?"

[@ibrahimzulfiquar668]

Lol

[@milion123]

Lmaooo

[@VanWolf]

"Archie Thompson made 13 goals that game and was left out the next match" -Every FIFA Player career mode be like

[@JoséRodríguez-n9m4y]

Relatable (._.')

[@dickyarya8204]

What does that mean? He can't play anymore for scoring alot?

[@VanWolf]

@@dickyarya8204 On FIFA My Player career mode, it doesn't literally matter if you score a hat-trick and do the perfect match, if your overall is at least 1 or 2 points under the starting player from the position you're in, you get bench time

[@menrash276]

why didnt he play in the next game though

[@randomstuff508]

@@dickyarya8204 they're probably just resting him because...you know, they don't really need him to play the next match and risk and injury.

[@pakhmu]

Who is the best striker in the world? Samoan child: *Archie Thompson*

[@d3c3p7ak0nz]

Well the child isnt lying, Archie Thompson is God in Australia, well him and Tim Cahill

[@harrynielsen1282]

@@d3c3p7ak0nz and Mooy

[@siam580]

@@d3c3p7ak0nz but you did.

[@cheesemccheese5780]

@@d3c3p7ak0nz They're not really.

[@McLova911]

@@d3c3p7ak0nz nah they arent that good

[@matoarmy999]

Fun fact: its not the keepers' falut its the players. The players played like they died yesterday, no movement, no activation to defend the goal. But on the other side keeper played his last atom off he even got some epic saves too!

[@cubest817]

I laughed so hard when I saw you said them played like they died yesterday. 😂

[@willmcclard206]

he was still a terrible keeper tf u mean my boy??

[@matoarmy999]

@@willmcclard206 he was the best on their team 👍

[@Aahmpower]

@@willmcclard206 I think he means that the keeper was at least trying

[@scrpr3961]

​​@@willmcclard206 a keeper needs a defence. they arent elasticgirl so they cant stretch the entire pitch to save goals. from what i saw, the keeper defended what he could, and his defence played like shit. He wasnt prime Casillas but lets keep in mind he plays in samoa, not like he has the best chances to train and become better

[@prakharsrivastava3568]

*Friend :* "How many goals were scored ??" *Me :* "Ask how many hattricks were scored"

[@normadicn5700]

Was 6

[@darthsilversith667]

CapeXTron Underrated comment lol

[@theycallmethebasher]

someone scored 4 hatricks and one more goal

[@dacypher22]

There are actually higher score names than hat trick. You so rarely see them that most people don't know what they are. They also have less impressive-sounding names. 4 goals is a haul. 5 is a glut. 6 is a double-hat trick. 7 is a double-haul (not sure why that one is 7, since you would think it would be 8). Alex Morgan scored a glut in the Women's World Cup against Thailand. The highest individual scorer in this game was Zdrilic, who scored a glut.

[@prakharsrivastava3568]

@@dacypher22 Damn I really didn't knew that. Thanks man, today I learned something new.

[@CityWhisperer]

1:46 “Even the scorer lost count” lmao that’s not something you can comment everyday

[@martinmi7842]

"not everyday you can say that"

[@CityWhisperer]

@@martinmi7842 what?

[@martinmi7842]

@@CityWhisperer how he said it in the video 1:16

[@The_Bahamian_Intellectual]

I still have no idea how you lose track when you turn it every goal. Like I wonder what happened. 🤔

[@BennyHarveyBigMan]

@@The_Bahamian_Intellectual Toilet break at 25-0 and just assumed when he got back they scored twice. Probably.

[@arnabjeetdas5399]

"They had us in both the halves not gonna lie"

[@standard-carrier-wo-chan]

If you ever feel like you're too weak to get back up, remember that the American Samoa goalkeeper had to keep playing after the 30th Australian goal. The sheer strength to not just lay down and cry is such a motivation.

[@StarlingASMR]

When you play fifa with your two year old brother, but you’re 26 years old and 1st in the leaderboards

[@maika7911]

Lol

[@Prosperitaa]

That was MY exact situation but I wasn't 2. My brother was 26 we played FIFA and he destroyed me..

[@professionaI.]

you destroyed the joke with the details

[@yacinekouitini5182]

You play fifa?

[@sebastianvoisard]

hey she is right lol

[@rubysauce]

no away goal. The return leg could be difficult indeed.

[@thisisblackmesa]

Lol

[@noah321]

rubysauce do u know how many likes u have

[@CJGSF]

rubysauce next leg Samoa 33-0 Australia

[@lionelmessigician6887]

It was 32-31

[@lionelmessigician6887]

DER BESTE SPIELER yeah

[@johnan3398]

Imagine a Mexican commentator, he'd be screaming goal the whole time xD

[@stowyer2229]

Lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@hadifelani]

Or Indonesian commentator, where he'd be repeatedly yelling "gol" for a whole hour till he can't feel his tongue anymore 🤣

[@pokeangel7595]

Or spanish

[@sobaschnique6674]

Not goal but GOL GOL GOL GOL GOOOOOOOOOOL

[@Eumanel12]

Or Brazilian

[@Cromf]

I love how the sports commentator kept his composure through the entire game

[@cptalpha3419]

Russia: I beat Saudi Arabia 5-0 Germany: I beat Brazil 7-1 Australia: step aside boys

[@isaythetruth3701]

bro this is fucking American Samoa they are small as fuck

[@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer]

like user name mate.

[@isaythetruth3701]

@@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer whata username

[@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer]

"I say the Truth"

[@isaythetruth3701]

@@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer thx

[@ic7saysglazersout176]

*wait, there’s a second leg*

[@rhizox510]

And its gonna be pretty hard for AME SAMOA

[@theDancingDragonfly]

AME SAMOA should have given up

[@steamwallet52]

yeah walk out only make them lose 3-0

[@rohithraman6488]

31-0 to American Samoa in the second leg 80 mins Corner Taken Quickly...

[@787xii3]

I checked and it was 5-2 Aus won (36-2)

[@Fahreun]

Someone thinks about how the australian goalkeeper was bored

[@stonem0013]

He was up in midfield so had plenty to do lol

[@gergohrusko2672]

I had a match like that when I was 14. I literally just stood in the middle of my half for both halfs to at least catch some long balls, but haven't even got so far as getting closer than 10 meters to the ball

[@santinodelgado281]

Free money!

[@ahahm3]

He could literally just fall asleep if he wanted to

[@GodLovesUs.LoveOurGod]

He watched the game in front of him

[@Luna_Azul.7]

This is one of the reasons why australia plays in afc (asia) and not ofc (oceania) anymore

[@user-mb3xm8rn5g]

When the gym teacher joins the soccer game

[@agustinvidart3849]

Official Lucas don’t call it soccer please

[@user-mb3xm8rn5g]

Agustin Vidart ok

[@ninja23yt]

@@agustinvidart3849 it's soccer to us americans

[@kellogscornflakes2430]

Agustin Vidart this is an Australian game and aussies call it soccer

[@flagflow1232]

It's about kicking the ball with a foot. It's football.

[@namngo6195]

this is why Australia quitted the Oceania football confederation and joined Asia

[@jahahahahahahahah7169]

Nam Ngô imagine the results today😂 Australia 56 - American Samoa - 0

[@10000subswithnovideos.]

Nam Ngô #makequittedaword

[@ryankelly2109]

@@jahahahahahahahah7169 Australia had a team filled with top class talent in 2006. Their current squad it fill of nobodies

[@jahahahahahahahah7169]

ryan kelly I know but American Samoa probably don’t have a keeper. Kewel, Thompson, and a squad filled of talent was magic

[@billyjov]

@Gabriel Saenz at least asia has teams that Australia can compete with

[@QuickAlbumReviews]

I like how the Australian team stops celebrating their goals after a while.

[@Zei33]

We should’ve gone easier on them after the 10/0

[@auto1nfanticid3]

whats the point? it is rather effortless and its just rude to the samoan team.

[@vasilispatrianakos6005]

@@auto1nfanticid3 it's humiliating but not rude because why stop, I mean there is no such a rule, is there? And I also believe it is a record of some sort so it is ok for me (also pretty entertaining and food for jokes : D).

[@auto1nfanticid3]

@@vasilispatrianakos6005 its unsportsmanlike. there is no rule but how can you get excited when your opponent is so pathetic? If they were rivals I would understand it, but cheering for this would be like celebrating being able to outrun a 5 year old or something.

[@vasilispatrianakos6005]

@@auto1nfanticid3 yes, but it's their choice to make. Also if they knew that this were to happen they would like put on the second roster but they probably didn't so they just kept playing the football they knew. But i agree in the half time the coach should have told them to slow down and just have possession instead of more goals.

[@bkzegyptshin1]

I remember watching this like 10 years ago not believing the score was actually 31-0 lol

[@therealtaco7328]

It was 21 years ago I think

[@sloth5516]

*Australia gets the ball* American Samoa's goalkeeper: *Ah shit, here we go again*

[@Rukkasucrvg]

LOL

[@ezyawn3161]

More like: *Ah shit, here we goal again*

[@gamingfreak619]

ez yawn more like: ah shit, here they score again.

[@alexparker2384]

😂😂😂

[@FrYiLo--]

Hahahahau

[@simpsonsfan09]

This is why Australia moved to the Asian region.

[@youkeepthinkingthat]

Well we just won the AFC... time to move to Europe!

[@KEITGAMER]

Hayden Adams to Europe! Australia is ca. 15'000 km away from Europe

[@jackfitzsimmons6289]

Der Keit gamer They're still in the Eurovision 😉

[@un_ikko8953]

Hayden adams nah mate. we wouldnt last

[@adambro2899]

Australia moved to the asia region coz they kept getting thumped by the mediocre south american teams in WC qual. If anything, australia should be moved to the Oceania region

[@mr2octavio]

1:11 "And here's number 20 with number 20, not everyday you can say that" hahahahaa

[@fishmas]

frenchiveruti its 2020 that what you Can say

[@Xtreme_MVP]

Lmaao

[@UXB1000]

American Samoa did eventually manage to fire a shot at the Australian goal through Pati Feagiai in the 86th minute, but that was it.

[@ThatOneGuyIsOnYT]

"hey what's the status of the match?" "It's 31" " no, not the minutes, i asked the number of goals?" " *Did i stutter?* "

[@ThatOneGuyIsOnYT]

@Connor McfarIand thanks

[@channelmolen]

@Connor McfarIand its funny tho

[@cesar5539]

@Connor McfarIand atleast he tries unlike you

[@shredda5063]

@Connor McfarIand ha funny

[@douma5589]

@@channelmolen it isn’t

[@stepupin9076]

Australia scores the 32nd goal and the goalkeeper is absolutely heartbroken. Like he lost the world cup final xD

[@wernerappel1793]

only 31st !

[@gwenlee5864]

@@wernerappel1793 1:49 i think

[@wernerappel1793]

@@gwenlee5864 The result display is wrong, the end result was 31: 0

[@WSDIY]

Thats my clubs goal keeper coach😂

[@WSDIY]

@@Eken1777 no. I live in America

[@refusetowork]

Why was this recommended to me 18 years later lmao

[@SandyKaye-en2mc]

Same! 😂

[@lemat579]

Defenitely "Australia's 22-0 against Tongo two days ago, was not just a luck" Looking forward to watch Australia VS Bikini Athol

[@lemat579]

@S P true, Tongo is somewhere Africa(?) . Long life Tonga!

[@notmyrealaccount9378]

@@lemat579 Togo and Tonga are different...Togo is in africa and Tonga is an island located off the north coast of Australia...ur geography scks..

[@lemat579]

@@notmyrealaccount9378 I have mistaken on perpouse to offend Togo, because I am racist. ✌️✌🏿

[@wdm_maps]

@@lemat579 df

[@notmyrealaccount9378]

@@lemat579 good for u, idegaf..

[@Redas2210]

Here in the United States this is considered bullying.

[@TutorialKing]

True! And in Canada they don't even put scores up at the younger levels in fear that someones feelings will get hurt.

[@hamet1234]

***** thats so gay

[@hamet1234]

***** thats so gay

[@brunoder303]

LOL

[@Chewy123HSV]

***** This isn't younger level football. This is professional country vs country football

[@shaydicus710]

Team Manager: “Don’t worry lads, we can do this, we only have to score 33 goals”!

[@OkyshoNath]

We cum* do this

[@dragooll2023]

@@OkyshoNath Get the meds

[@OkyshoNath]

@@dragooll2023 give em 2 me

[@Dr_Telfort]

Actually 32

[@shaydicus710]

@@Dr_Telfort Oh I see what you’re saying I just said 33 more so as a random number but if you want to go if this video then, yes 32 goals

[@GDNashit]

The funniest part of this to me is that a guy that scored 13 goals wasn't picked for Australia's next game

[@Marco-lr6yd]

0:38 dude smart enough to go away

[@mcj2219]

He was so bad, teammates decided to kick him from the match.

[@Hoggaththegreat]

@@mcj2219 more like ragequit since other player play like shit

[@jokertm6889]

Lol 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dakingk7813]

No cap when i was a little younger my father showed me this game and for the longest time i thought australia was the best footballing country in the world and i got suprised when they finished bottom of the table at the world cup lol

[@Zowimir]

Sounds like good times

[@z3tsu228]

@@veqium 90-0

[@swirlingfudge]

@@z3tsu228 91-0

[@christopherstein2024]

@@veqium 70 : 1 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Vurinati]

@@veqium or germany when it was good

[@kay-dc8495]

*They had us in the 1st half, not gonna lie*

[@sarlsane]

literally tho

[@diarmidthomson7878]

and in the second one it looks like lol

[@spidyfan629]

Literally 😂

[@xdynamic6079]

they had us in the first 7 mins nil

[@Jezz_k]

You played that match

[@allnamesaretakenb4]

I often watch football and spout out "even I could do better", fully knowing it doesnt hold water. This time, I literally could do better.

[@n3c417]

Me: *Plays fifa with girlfriend* Her: "My ex is better then you" Me:

[@muhammedyusufklc5874]

Ha ha ha ha

[@420ramborip]

if a girl i was with ever said that to me she would be walking home

[@ZunzXXL]

@@420ramborip based

[@micky919]

@@420ramborip based

[@ichigokurosaki592]

@@420ramborip based

[@dvdv8197]

"Where was the keeper?" - Sadly for him, still on the pitch. Daaaaaaamn savage!! 😅😂😂

[@dieabsolutegluckskuche5174]

Well, let's don't forget that he was better than his mates. Even Top Goal keepers in general don't have a high save rate.

[@mohammedumer9412]

@@dieabsolutegluckskuche5174 Man you didn't have to do Ter STEGEN this dirty

[@WhyAlwaysMeOfficial]

This not only Keeper fault, the defence very weak they just watch and walk, not help the keeper

[@sebastianvoisard]

The commentator just ended his whole career with that roast.

[@Therightstuff998]

@@WhyAlwaysMeOfficial The defense behavior looks completely lost, what are they even doing ^^

[@Adam-cj2jg]

*"One team on great form, the other very off colour!"*

[@joeyjones49]

“I have to say it’s so one-sided today, but all credit to the team that are racking up the goals.”

[@adisharma8609]

@@joeyjones49 the fifa commentators used this evert time... once I was winning 2-1 and they said it which made me look like the score was 100-0 lol

[@adiyrahman5683]

That’s class😂😂🤮

[@Botmanszn]

I SWEAR YOULL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS, EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Ahmedrazzaq786]

Legandary words 😂

[@B3Band]

In the highlights for that Leicester 9-0 win over Southampton, there were two separate moments where the highlights showed two goals in one continuous segment with no edits because they were so close together. I thought THAT was impressive!

[@mrsubscriber5356]

*Top 3 things Science can't explain* 1. What came before the big bang 2. Bermuda Triangle 3. KZbin Recommendations

[@Аянп-н5л]

You forgot the reason why people recycle overused comments like these

[@priyamehra5135]

two more things science can't explain who is gay? where is H?

[@gabrielgregorio2340]

The Bermuda triangle was explained

[@dualia-s74m]

@@gabrielgregorio2340 explain

[@gabrielgregorio2340]

@@dualia-s74m search it on KZbin I ain't no scientist

[@kabru4344]

Martin Tyler: "This is such a one sided afair"

[@splinter1817]

😂

[@markmarkmarkfr]

Adi Kurbegović but all credit to the team who's scoring the goals

[@alexDdey]

@@markmarkmarkfr no its but full credit to the team for raking up the goals

[@kabru4344]

@@alexDdey racking*

[@archib0ld1]

"Sometimes a 31 goal lead can be a dangerous one"

[@Lucian86]

I can randomly walk in my city (Turin, Italy) and pick up 11 guys to play with and beat these guys

[@patrick-sprachenmusikstudi5351]

Who? The Australians or the American Samoans?

[@giovanni21mas]

Mediantor the french

[@slendercat123]

Mediantor The Japanese

[@pato20995]

+Mediantor the fire nation

[@thereallifelennyface7419]

Mediantor the North Koreans

[@tictac239]

To be fair a comeback looked on the cards for Samoa but when australia scored their 23rd it really killed off the tie....back to you jeff!

[@bonkedwoofy4240]

The hardest part of the match goes to the Score guys who had to change the score 31 times

[@Max-gg1ui]

*32

[@salladim96]

@@Max-gg1ui no

[@jonhaizuziumar4349]

Coach be like : someone was going to get sell

[@miejahanif693]

1:47 it is 32

[@B3Band]

@@salladim96 did you even watch the video? they counted the total wrong at the match, so they changed it 32 times, not 31.

[@markymark443]

Germany: "Wow we beat Brazil 7-1" This Australian side: "lol cute"

[@Austination316]

The 2014 brazil would still beat this team 50-0 something

[@justvincent555]

@Zack Smith nah, this always happens to WC Champions, nothing Brazil fan about it.

[@vanbaguette7368]

@Zack Smith Or the universe wants to show how weak Brazil really is if they lost against horrible Germany.

[@Hhhh22222-w]

@Zack Smith previous winners of the world cup usually get their ass handed in championships after the WC,happens almost all the time

[@seb99342]

@@Austination316 it's just because Brazil hadn't had Neymar on that match

[@Xertsaa]

Australia: wins 31-0 American Samoa: We still have the second leg!

[@kamikaze4172]

BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS IT

[@n0br.a1n]

If Valverde leads Australia it will be 0-32 second leg

[@zerotofifty]

@@n0br.a1n with Messi being goalkeeper and getting all the critisizm.

[@JosePineda-jn8jk]

I was gonna say this seemed like adults just hammering on a kids team and I find out that is almost exactly what happened here! 😂

[@BrazilianDaftPunkFan]

Fun fact: this is one of the oldest videos on youtube.

[@nobletenshi7659]

wouldnt be surpised.. I saved many pre 2006 videos in bookmarks... found them many years later, and all of them were "this video as been removed due to copyright yadadada" or some other stupid youtube shit. Everyting pre2006 is either wiped or taken down :s

[@BrazilianDaftPunkFan]

@@nobletenshi7659 no, i mean this video was PUBLISHED in 2006.

[@TizioTizioDUIGN]

True

[@amrihajihashim1163]

39 days after I was born. So,yeah.

[@amrihajihashim1163]

@@durbyrollence4622 I just come home🎉 Now I should do homework. A LOT

[@shubverse]

*It's nOt aBoUt wiNnIng* *_it's aBoUt tAkiNg part_*

[@bixelkoven6645]

*...iN ThE dEFEaT*

[@zameeransari1530]

@@bixelkoven6645 you niggas crazy man😂

[@memerinal]

LMAO

[@analienfromouterspace]

I didn't see anybody taking part!

[@supergay4916]

part in the ass fuck this match was for them. rip their assholes

[@MetralletaLuis]

1:17 "By now, American Samoa must have realized that Australia's 22-0 win over Tonga two days earlier was no fluke" So epic

[@beencozy9983]

Luis Miguel Martínez i was just on that as i scrolled and seen your comment LMFAOOOOO

[@ZVEKOfficial]

53 goals in 2 games ... holy shit

[@polkaproductions9120]

NightFury Archie Thompson: Man Of The Century award.

[@CraigFisherman]

William Levy China and India have 1 billion people yet their national teams are pretty much non existent

[@DS-Pakaemon]

TM TM They are doing engineering, or are jobless

[@McD5791]

San Marino fans coming on here after losing 10-0 to England, to remind themselves that there's always somebody worse than them...

[@digitalworld670]

as a San Marino fan we may be bad but we aren’t 31 goal loss bad, although we’re behind them in the FIFA rankings

[@cxfgjklihgfcvhjnknhjknvbvvcflk]

@@digitalworld670 san marino biggest deafat is only 13-0

[@stavrospapageorge7716]

Brazil: We lost 1-7 by Germany American Samoa: Am I a joke to you?

[@stavrospapageorge7716]

@@randomvidios09 it doesnt matter

[@playforplayers8567]

HOLD MY BEER

[@judychen1038]

Vizz0r _PubgMobile Countryballs

[@tbas003]

@@playforplayers8567 hold my tricampeonato mundial

[@tariksaadeddine9339]

That’s not how the meme works dumb normie

[@Sailor570]

1:48 WOW! Look at that amazing LG lcd screen!

[@luizmatthew1019]

They don't have technology like TV's in the American colonies

[@nugzarmikeladze]

no its LED.

[@omarhirbawi1565]

lol

[@Talin99999]

No it's full HDMI 4k

[@Duarte0105]

@@Talin99999 VR

[@andymurday4538]

England would find a way to lose to American Samoa!!

[@wrestler-kickboxer2524]

Maybe on Penalties

[@andymurday4538]

They'd more likely concede a penalty or gift them a goal. England always find a way of losing.

[@AH-be6bu]

We'd pass the ball sideways for 90 minutes in a calculated attempt at breaking down their impregnable defence.

[@Matthew9818]

Andy murday this is a team of inexperienced kids . Not a real international team . Australia will allways go out to the first decent team they play .

[@mrgreatbritain]

Andy murday No, even Anguilla could beat these!

[@ilhamnur8420]

This Commentator is so damn chill, can't lie to that.

[@hocinekerouaz6291]

I love how is it the same voice in documentaries about white people discovering primitive tribes

[@Qiwak]

“20th goal scored by player number 20, not everyday you can say that”

[@octobsession3061]

And the 30th goal in his 30th

[@Ryan-gh7hs]

not everyday you can say that either

[@astroch]

I see that quoting is very difficult for you

[@octobsession3061]

Shut up astroch come back when you're the main character

[@unclegardener]

@@octobsession3061 "Goal number 30 and his 13th"*

[@Chefkejr]

1:13 "and here's number 20 with number 20. Not every day you can say that" this man is a savage

[@barryschwarz]

I played for a district team from the Adelaide Hills once. We got beaten 32-0. Twice. Same opponents. They won the league. I scored one of the 2 goals our team scored that season - from a penalty. So we only had one field goal scored the whole season. We were disastrously bad.

[@johanlebacq6683]

I feel VERY bad for that keeper, the poor guy was crying.

[@Frostgiantbutsmall]

Same, that would be *crushing* to experience.

[@usernametaken017]

his team was just looking at the ball, not even bothering to help him. Poor guy

[@PiousMoltar]

I feel bad for the other keeper having literally nothing to do

[@zooms7889]

@@PiousMoltar actually he did have to save a shot in the 85th minute

[@yourtoe4]

I felt bad but the commentator was a fucking god

[@phuongnguyenminhphuong4433]

If you skipped about 3 seconds, you surely missed 3 or 4 goals

[@lilmanq7746]

Phương Nguyễn Minh Phương lmao

[@FJTechInc]

0:40

[@t_hanos21]

Feel bad for the Samoa keeper he made some decent saves

[@haran9104]

he did because Australia got to break Samoa's defense dozens of times.. that's the most ironic part =_=

[@t_hanos21]

Ha Ran true that

[@yavrumdeutschland66]

@@adam6172 😂😂😂

[@fabioartoscassone9305]

@@adam6172 cause he's fallen asleep?

[@ChrisMcKee087]

Takk Humour why? He probably caught up on sleep I don't see how that's bad lol.

[@spekulatywny_2826]

The most impressing thing in this video is Samoan goalkeeper save from the beginning.

[@sebastianw9749]

Drinking game: everytime Australia scores take a shot

[@jmriveros]

Jajaja

[@metetutek9261]

I'm drunk already

[@timscott5782]

Lmao

[@PokeFan28]

Do you take responsibilities for eventual alcohol poisonings?

[@BoneSoldier0]

2 mins later passed out

[@crypeton]

"Not every day you can say that" Literally the only match someone ever said that

[@crypeton]

@@StuLenS_Gaming that's the joke

[@nickkohlmann]

@@crypeton Lol

[@LightYagami-ep3ox]

@@crypeton thats the joke

[@crypeton]

@@LightYagami-ep3ox lol

[@PercyTheRogue]

Well the did deafeat the other guys 22 nil 2 days before this match so yea...

[@mitchelhighman8382]

The moment when you realize this video is from KZbins pre-Google era.

[@iluvskylines1234]

Watched this video 12/13 years ago with this account and the algorithm brought me back today. Already had the thumbs up when I clicked into it from all those years ago, where I'm sure I rated it 5 stars (remember that rating system?)

[@mitchelhighman8382]

@@iluvskylines1234 whoa! I didn't even know KZbin existed back then.

[@finnhaley3939]

@@iluvskylines1234 wow thats crazy

[@kelixbro3456]

@@iluvskylines1234 "Joined 14 years ago" Thats some veteran account type beat

[@iluvskylines1234]

@@kelixbro3456 my guy haha it wasn't even my first account there was an iluvskylines123 but my parents made me delete it lmao

[@robertohaubold752]

You know it's bad when only half the goals can be fitted into the highlight video

[@honestpenaldo]

If australia hadn't scored those 31 goals the game would've ended in a draw

[@ekuzo4]

Damn, you're right!

[@Anipaper_]

Wow, amazing

[@awesumninja8581]

HOLY COW I NEVER REALISED! GOOD EYE!

[@perrydarbypus5972]

THIS GUY DESERVES THE F***ING NOBEL!

[@mrman4388]

Wow, ive never thought about that.

[@xesxblackarrow7912]

1:14 "And here is number twenty with number twenty" Sarcasm level gauge broken

[@mohammedahsanislam2752]

I was the 69th like. I feel good.

[@benkmoskomusic3679]

Sarcasm is when you purposely say the opposite of what you mean to convey contempt.

[@xesxblackarrow7912]

Ben Kmosko Music let me guess you got that definition out of the internet?

[@benkmoskomusic3679]

No, I just happen to know it.

[@benkmoskomusic3679]

And now, so do you.

[@jxxxd9316]

actually , american samoa should tackle every aussie player and get enough red card to concede the match . 3-0 way more better dan 0 - 31 .

[@KaizerBeatz-vf9wf]

Ibn Jazli Pretty sure you’d get fined for forfeiting with no good reason other than to avoid a big loss, none to mention it’s unsportsmanlike. But apparently they only did bad because their whole squad was unqualified and couldn’t play so they played a lot of non-professionals and underaged teens in this match to get around the rules. If this is the case then it provides even more reason as to why they should’ve forfeited lol

[@toddbrown242]

Kaizer.Beatz lol so that would be unsportsmanlike but trying to score when up 30 isn't? Idk much about American Samoa or soccer but in the actual states if you're playing basketball or American football and winning by a shit ton of points and then continue to shoot 3 pointers or try to throw the ball instead of running, a brawl would break out 99 times out of 100 or the team will get jumped when they try to leave.

[@mariosequeira1820]

todd brown wtf. This why American are called dumb in the rest of the world. What do you want them do? Just pass and don't attack? LOL

[@zachzach8905]

todd brown here in America we still try our hardest. In football you do the just running thing to kill the clock when you're ahead. Like if you have the ball just outside of the end zone and you run the ball you're rb is not just gonna fall over and not score. This is a bad example.

[@toddbrown242]

Zach Zach I never said they can't score I said it's considered disrespectful and bad sportmanship to be passing the ball if you're up say 50 pts in the 4th quarter. Obviously if you run the ball and no one tackles you it's on them. But in basketball hell yeah that rule applies. Did you miss game 1 of the NBA Finals where several players were ejected in overtime because a Warriors player tried to dunk when they were up 12 with like 20 seconds left and a "fight" broke out? You can't seriously be trying to tell me shooting from midfield when you're already destroying the team isn't disrespectful. They were trying to embarrass American Samoa and that shit doesn't fly in basketball or football.

[@MoeZeus]

The Australian goal keeper probably went home to eat dinner during the match.

[@hadilol]

The Australian goalkeeper: **chilling intensifies**

[@zooms7889]

until the 85th minute where he somehow actually had to make a save

[@mattman3960]

He just vibing

[@oni741]

It has been *OVER 9000!!!* 😂😂😂

[@iMiddNight]

1:43 Goakeeper: "please let me out I wanna go home"