We Ate Babies?! - We Tried 24 Flavors of Goldfish and Ranked Them

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[@ellepeters7557]

Alan’s use of “Big Parma,” along with the old man knee slap, is 100% the energy I’m taking with me today. 🤣

[@SandraLovesRoses]

That is awesome.

[@PrincessMeggala0913]

The utter sadness and shock in Alan’s face when the mega fish weren’t made with smiles 😂😂😂 Omg

[@MammothClubStreams]

None of us smile when the fish aren’t made with smiles. 😔

[@lisaberton2246]

It's so funny how the editor made the video follow the Goldfish that Max dropped. Bravo!

[@stephanieruf4357]

I guess I never paid attention to the fact that there is an original goldfish option that isn’t cheddar flavor. My mind was a little blown just now. I thought cheddar was the O.G.

[@reneegorman4887]

Same! I came here to say this 🤯

[@MicheleKlinger]

Eat everything streams are always such a blast! (Flavor blast? You get it lol). It’s fun to see where our own preferences lie compared to our favorite trio. Goldfish have been my comfort snack for as long as I can remember. Cheddar, pizza, and Parmesan are my faves though. I’m a girl of simple tastes

[@kennish79]

“Let’s eat babies!!!” 😂😂

[@bigbrotherbuddha]

Molly's reaction to the giant graham vanilla... priceless! And now I know what to give the bad trick'or'treaters come Halloween. Haha.

[@MammothClubStreams]

Truly a spooky treat

[@DLFH]

Brilliant idea!

[@courtneyboatman2859]

Lovin the Yes, Chef sweatshirt. So simple, yet memory evoking

[@sarabearmcd9456]

I just want to voice my appreciation for the use of the Banjo Kazooie music!

[@ephilbin74]

Omg yessss I immediately came to the comments to confirm 😊🐻💛💙🦜🎒😂

[@tekikatt]

Max’s reaction to pumpkin spice is classic. Had to rewind l laughing so much!

[@MammothClubStreams]

Not the worst but certainly not the best

[@kimberlyferguson2501]

I've never had anything but cheddar. You've inspired me to try Cheddar Sourcream. (Honestly I didn't realize they came in so many flavors. haha) I know there are glasses out there that help colorblind see color. It would be fun to have Alan go to Magic Kingdom and then put on the glasses.

[@ellentierney1253]

I love watching you guys eat food. Not because I want to know which flavor is better but because you make me laugh so hard !!

[@jannrodriguez547]

Best comedy show on the internet! 😂

[@coasterranter]

I'm so happy the Eat Everything streams are back! These are my favorite types of videos from the three of you.

[@melaniespees7218]

I love that you used Banjo and Kazooie music! Love all of these tasting videos.

[@patf.3776]

I am so glad to see Max back in the vlogs. Without him, MAM is either AM or MA.....

[@maureenramsey5919]

This video was hysterical, one of the best 😂😂

[@elizabethm08]

I am not sure there are enough flavors but y’all should do Cheez-its! The cheddar jack cheez-it is an underrated banger! 😋

[@MammothClubStreams]

They are on the list of prospects!

[@nicolegrimm9904]

After the park videos, the junk food comparisons are my favorite MC content 😂

[@emmaneumeister3454]

Love the Banjo Kazooie throwback music!! Best game on N64!

[@blugreen123]

I love that Molly's favorite was from a doughnut brand. 😂

[@MammothClubStreams]

Molly would probably say it’s a coffee brand that has donuts lol

[@kates7277]

Laughed just as hard as I did watching Twitch! 🐟🐠

[@BlueFlamingo72]

Welp, this video taught me that "original" gold fish exist and they're not cheese. The pretzel ones are my fave non-cheese based fish. The smores are a delight. The megas offend me deeply because of their size. The GIANT graham's used to have a cinnamon one. They used to give them to us during standardized testing when I was in high school. They were soooo good! Idk if it's because I was starving or they were actually good haaha

[@madelineS98789]

No Idea how much I needed this today! :)

[@Shawn_Boyce]

👍👍 You guys are hitting on the Classic video game music 👍👍

[@libbyhenderson4920]

I just saw Frank's Red Hot goldfish in the grocery store today. You need to film a sequel 😂

[@MammothClubStreams]

Can’t decide if those would be good or trash… 🤔

[@DLFH]

I've looked at a wall of Goldfish crackers before and wondered how good some of these could actually be, but did not want to spend the money to find out. Thanks for doing the empirical testing for us. I will have to try some of the flavor blasted versions, but I'm passing on the dessert versions.

[@meghana3624]

Love this series! Limited Edition Old Bay Goldfish are 💯

[@tinagillenwater5888]

Watching you guys eat goldfish while my kiddo is in front of me eating goldfish.

[@courtneyjohnston1115]

Big Parma is my favorite play on words for Mammoth Club yet. 🤣 Also I had to pause the video to see if the goldfishin my pantry have "smiles" as an ingredient. 🤣😁

[@katelynketchum5424]

The giant graham vanilla might be terrible, but I like the giant graham cinnamon. Those you could give to your friends' kids without feeling bad

[@patriciajohnson1991]

These tasting videos are the best!🎉

[@joanngriffith9796]

The try all videos are my favorites😅 Molly should do a trying every cheese at Whole Foods video. Thar could get pricy, though 🤔

[@lindarumbelow3166]

I bought the pumpkin spice goldfish during Halloween season and it was fantastic!

[@wastelessmama951]

I stand by my opinion that the teens have graduated out of eating smiles. NO SMILES FOR TEENS. Also YAY for an Ada J callout! ❤🎉 this was such a fun stream.

[@MammothClubStreams]

VINDICATED I AM SMILELESS I AM WRONG

[@leannbrown2785]

Loving all the banjo kazooie music on this

[@TheGoofy1932]

Cheesy snack?! 🧀 Why do I feel like Molly was behind this one? 😂

[@rosiecarrot4269]

I thought the cheddar flavor was the classic goldfish.

[@blugreen123]

Me too.

[@DawsonLois]

I’m sad that you didn’t have the X-treme Salt and Vinegar ones. Happy to ship some from Canada in the future 😊

[@christinawoods3062]

The variety of junk food flavours in the states is crazy. But there are different flavours in Canada. I always enjoy these videos!

[@richardsuter1230]

Too bad OLD BAY Goldfish weren’t available for your Challenge; they are my All-Time Favorite!

[@elizabethmoller9666]

This is great. As a home childcare provider, this will probably influence my snack purchases as goldfish make up an abnormally large portion of my diet.

[@taylor2918]

Shew we consume a lot of those Mickey goldfish in this house. I can confirm 3 year olds don’t mind the beet flavor.. 😅 Also Zaxby’s puts those giant vanilla goldfish in kids meals. 😝 they’re so bad lol.

[@jb7692]

New Merch, please. I’ll never get over missing out on those great summer colors last year!! I won’t snooze this time!🎉

[@PCL73314]

It's funny I always buy the whole grain and never noticed a difference from cheddar. 😂 I may or may not have ordered some different flavors of goldfish on Amazon after watching this vid

[@americanvintageadventures]

you have my 12 year old daughter's undivided attention as she is a self-described Goldfish connoisseur LOL

[@erinmurphy3277]

oh my god molly you are soo funny and so fun. of remember that i ran up while i was in disney world with my sister kelly we were in a rush. molly you put a smile on my sister kelly face and also mine too

[@user-gt6yr7xc2r]

Do all the cheez-it flavors next? Please.

[@MammothClubStreams]

It's on the list of prospects! (but maybe a little close to goldfish to be NEXT)

[@wendykenney8145]

Who the heck knew there were this many flavors of Goldfish??!!

[@PotterFreak22]

We LOVE Goldfish in this house! Flavor Blasted Cheddar is the best! You’ve definitely given me some ideas what flavors to try next though. The Cheddar Sour Cream look good! I’ve seen the WALL OF GOLDFISH the stores here have and never been brave enough to try other flavors. I don’t want to waste my money and waste food if no one eats them. I know there was a Disney100 version of the Goldfish but I missed out and can’t find them anywhere anymore. Very sad and bummed. I pretty much tried to buy everything else Disney100 cuz it’s so awesome! I got the two cereals, the blind bags, the smaller plushies, there was a button up shirt that I REALLY wanted from BoxLunch for Disney100 but I didn’t buy it when I had the chance and missed that too! Now I can’t find my size anywhere! Also very sad cuz it was the coolest shirt! 19:18 IM SORRY! WHAT! ALAN DOES NOT LIKE STITCH! MY HEART HURTS! I am flabbergasted Alan does not like Stitch. Stitch is my favorite! He’s like my brain if it were a character! Just absolute chaos 24/7/365! I am a mixture of Stitch, Animal, a bit of Gonzo and some Beaker added in. Mostly Stitch and Animal. Like 90%.

[@wdwexploreandchill]

Now I have to go get some goldfish! Why ruin cheddar with whole grain? 🤮 Happy Saturday MAM Fam! 💚🖤💚

[@pamschenkel1193]

The best ones we love are the "Red Hot" gold fish, they are made with Franks hot sauce-the best!!!!!!!

[@kristena8986]

Wait Cheddar isn't 'original'?? I've never seen original lol.

[@MammothClubStreams]

You'll never unsee them at the store now

[@juliebuchheit7015]

This was so fun. I have two Mickey obsessed kids and they also refuse to eat the Mickey shaped goldfish because the beet flavor is so bad.

[@nancymccombs3775]

What fun!

[@mrabuano]

“I also need a woody”

[@susanhenciak7267]

Generally I don’t like Goldfish, but the absolute best Goldfish are the Old Bay Goldfish. They were a limited edition last summer, hope they bring them back this summer.

[@anna2991]

I just need people to know that’s not how the s’mores goldfish were in the 90’s/2000’s. They changed them entirely. All the flavors used to be combined into the cracker, not that separate flavor nonsense 😂

[@corinnewallace7649]

Need to add the Old Bay and Red Hot flavors. Red Hot is tasty and a little spicy.

[@Sabrina.C.217]

I grabbed a mini bag of goldfish at work once (I work in a school). Because I was starving and in a rush I dumped half the bag in my mouth at once only to discover they were whole grain. I gagged in the middle of a hallway surrounded by children. It was awful. In contrast I've added to my weekly grocery pickup the cheddar and sour cream ones to try now 😂

[@jayanderson7072]

Baby goldfish are superior lol 🤣

[@prezhenz6969]

They have new Goldfish crisps. Just saw the commercial a few days ago

[@jerebetty1]

I have some. NOT made with smiles apparently.

[@donaldcherry2717]

The superior Good Fish is Old Bay flavored.

[@reaganrickey7236]

The originals ARE salted, Molly! I could eat a whole bag of them, they taste like melted butter to me😂

[@PotterFreak22]

I have a question. Is there any way to see the full versions of these try everything videos? Having seen the Twitch VOD of the Hostess try everything, loving the whole experience and laughing my pants off, I was curious if the full VODs of the other ones were available anywhere. I don’t see them on Twitch at all. Do you take down the Twitch VOD after uploading the condensed version to KZbin? I keep forgetting about the Twitch streams and only happened upon the most recent one since I was already there and the profile icon showed up in my feed. I think the full versions of the Goldfish and the Pringles would be hilarious since those are the two I watch the most. I do still like the PopTarts and the Capri Sun ones too, those are quite funny.

[@tammyking2711]

You didn’t try the new goldfish crisp. My favorite as a kid was eating cheddar and pretzel together.

[@anne-marievr5710]

So fun

[@user-gk7dc5nm1r]

Hilarious

[@TheGoofy1932]

But is a 1 in the "goldfish universe " like a 5 or 10 in the "regular universe "? 😂

[@bethsem1977]

I would take the vanilla goldfish and dunk in coffee/milk 🥰

[@EmmaGranger99]

I can’t find the full stream on twitch 😢 I thought this was a recent taste test!

[@MammothClubStreams]

This was streamed in January, so it was fairly recent, but VODs only stay on Twitch for 60 days

[@laurenengberg5540]

Smores is my fav and I cant find them near me anymore.

[@gamberlane]

I knew you'd hate the original, and yet, they're my favorite.

[@spiritedreviewexc]

i like gold fish, and my favorite are the pizza. and for some reason i strangly like the colored ones. TBF this was before i got on the chips ban wagon. and i like the extra flavor pizza. (lol)

[@KatiePalmiter-ud7zc]

I am strange because I like the red goldfish. Maybe I have eaten too many of them because of my kids and have just killed my ability to eat actual food with taste. HA!

[@acornmakeup]

BANJO KAZOOIE RESPECT

[@chrisjohnson5360]

Alan how did you know it was red clay?

[@connorwilkinson5598]

Molly is right -Maple is so good!

[@Meeee253]

Sadly I’m allergic to red dye so if it’s red it has to be beet juice 😢

[@szw5009]

This Mario music 🎉

[@carlyyoussef8919]

Iove gold fish pretzels that's the only flavor I like

[@richd6362]

If mega-bites aren't made with smiles, how can they smile back?

[@MammothClubStreams]

They BITE back.....? Maybe?

[@irishgirl4977]

What did you eat after this experiment?

[@MammothClubStreams]

Nothing, we were full of fish.

[@irishgirl4977]

it was hilarious and after a rough day I needed this@@MammothClubStreams

[@sumflower97]

2:45 Any other fanfiction reader just get triggered or was that just me? 😂

[@user-hv3fk8go3e]

❤❤❤Love you guys❤❤❤ I am in the minority, I only like the original, the rest just suck.