we became knights ft. jschlatt

[@jschlattLIVE]

worst day of my life

[@grubbu7073]

Big man more 1% hats please

[@tony_5156]

Don’t worry schlatt, those big strong men are always waiting for you back home

[@Aglaesia]

who brought the gay undertone

[@lucanavarrete7234]

hi schlatt

[@Señor_Cactus13]

Best*

[@Slimecicle]

everyone was alive at the end but i still feel like i watched someone die

[@williamreimers4912]

It has that aura of mild dread and awkwardness

[@llla_german_ewoklll6413]

Show this vid to lud.

[@lincolnj448]

Ya know

[@nathantouchet6587]

Yep

[@jamesauruss]

agreed charlie. agreed

[@_jsoh]

Sir dickiosus of nordingcock is definitely the best character of this fairytale

[@ElectricalSwift]

Agreed

[@mosesj2008]

Thanks

[@noahshipleyfolk113]

@@mosesj2008 this is actually the man, Yo I died watching you!

[@onvoi]

@@mosesj2008 My dude you are fucking hilarious, I hope they somehow bring you back in a future video!

[@mosesj2008]

@@noahshipleyfolk113 yes, ‘‘tis is I. Thanks bro

[@creativelydumb7442]

Shout out to Sir Dickiosus of Nordingcock, the man stole the show

[@mosesj2008]

Thanks

[@ttorumas]

@@mosesj2008 Everything you said was so quotable lol, a great part of what’s probably my favorite youtube video

[@TheAfterscore]

@@mosesj2008 holy shit you had me rolling dude, loved it

[@ceerekickz]

I need to know who he is

[@Ratatouillesky]

@@mosesj2008 holy shit the man himself

[@luuk4143]

Came for Schlatt, stayed for Sir Dickiosus of Nordingcock.

[@call_me_blue]

same bro

[@cooming]

Same who is that guy

[@deanlokey]

I wanna follow him :(

[@spicyoreos74]

were they hired actors

[@2009godzillafan]

He's actually somewhere in this comment section, no joke. It's deep but you'll know when you find him

[@isaacwhyy]

this was beautifully chaotic

[@plorby]

K

[@prod1o]

i sack lol

[@RyGoofies]

isak y

[@inyour_wetdreams]

penguin discord guy

[@crepamagistance]

Its a fuckint chaos

[@chillyagua]

Imagine being a knight in medieval times, training your whole life to meet the king and fight him in a duel. All of those years of sweat and tears, you finally get to meet him, but then he pulls out the 9 and mops you like you were a rat to him.

[@CruxVIII]

This is about the funniest comment I have seen on any video

[@baldahahgsbxhsbadvsgv]

jesus christ.

[@thebiggestbenjammin]

Your majesty, thine .22

[@connor4560]

@@thebiggestbenjammin thy hath arrived with the 7.62 choppa, majesty!

[@pumfeethermodynamics3286]

he always carry that thang

[@RipperofRippers]

The other two guards stayed relatively neutral but Sir Dickyosis fully emplaced the chaotic nature of this video.

[@irok1]

I think it fits better that way

[@FunnyDude119]

Sir Dickyosis is the type of Craigslist actor that deserves double for his work. Such an amazing actor.

[@mosesj2008]

Thanks

[@mosesj2008]

@Alix Russo Fart noises, and McDoubles 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@RipperofRippers]

@@mosesj2008 EGADS!!!

[@lennoxvazquez]

"If I had a safe word, I would say it. This is not normal." Dickyosis: "Do not hire thine actors from Craigslist and expect normal."

[@JakeyFukboi]

16:01

[@mosesj2008]

👊🏾

[@brodud4206]

@@mosesj2008 bruh

[@swami1751]

@@mosesj2008 Live a long epic life, Dickyosis

[@tynankellett5056]

I kid you not, I was watching the vid and scrolling through the comments, and then I read your comment the same time that part played

[@fluffypuncakes3464]

Dickiosus is known across the realm for his incredible brutality

[@chef_Jeremy]

And his vast vocabulary

[@dazeremedy2508]

And his glock

[@Storse]

And his stunning looks

[@BoeJangles26]

And being from the hood

[@loftmition2876]

Excuse you it is Sir Dickiosus

[@zoinks7014]

“He’s blind king.” “He’s blind? When did that happen?” *shoots him*

[@zoinks7014]

@@Xalyth8855 lol I have no fucking idea dude

[@chickennuggetsarelife4535]

Time stamp?

[@zoinks7014]

@@chickennuggetsarelife4535 8:59

[@lilugoart]

same energy of: "What, you egg?" *he stabs him*

[@jakubcejka9109]

In the eyes ?

[@mosesj2008]

Thanks for all the love. Sir Dickyosis

[@ManilyMile]

We love you

[@marcodenekamp]

@@mosesj2008 you was actually the most fun person in this video man 😅

[@mosesj2008]

@@marcodenekamp had to much fun being in it😃

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

You had me in tears man.

[@irok1]

This really needs pinned

[@LyghtOak]

I like how everyone has a sword and Jschlatt just has a fucking gun.

[@anon9060]

Just like his ancestor George Washington would have

[@AntonRosier]

A king’s weapon

[@PhysicalEngineering]

bro there are people watching this shit rn

[@mshark8246]

no matter what ya gotta stay strapped

[@AntonRosier]

@@PhysicalEngineering im here from big guy’s vid

[@NickIsBlasted]

“Do not hire thine actors from Craigslist and expect normal”

[@mchieftom7654]

Those are words to live by

[@auh4806]

16:04

[@pixiethealienkitty1894]

@@auh4806 ty

[@ethanhogan2463]

I like that Schlatt can fully gear up in medieval king gear but still insists on keeping his timbs

[@SweetMargonade]

It’s medival to him

[@jonawottjwt5135]

And a glock cuz that's medieval to him too

[@brockcasey720]

@@jonawottjwt5135 gotta have the gat incase of a siege

[@JoeyLovesTrains]

And his gun

[@botcharles1193]

and gun

[@hitminion2781]

no matter what costume he is wearing, what roleplaying he is doing, he always has the tims on. Edit: Holy fuck dude, never expected this much likes, thank you.

[@catswellthecat7855]

Probably had the Yankee hat on underneath the crown as well

[@prod.eu0ne]

A true new yorker

[@fordsquared537]

No New Yorker would be caught dead without the timbs, Yankees hat, and toolie.

[@pickypath246]

And has a gun...

[@azeroth1848]

mans is also always strapped

[@adelina-805]

Literally any video with Jschlatt in it: “This is getting SUPER gay”

[@laboon344]

Yeah 😂

[@KingNin64]

I love how the dude said their other videos weren't so gay, but I just watched all of them and I swear they turned me gay they were so gay. Watch the stripper one and you'll understand lmfao

[@bobsempletank5362]

how tf is jschlatt able to act like a deranged dictator both online and in real life wtf

[@joutakujo9773]

Because 10 big gay men

[@uhoh7545]

Act?

[@c4rmyyy]

Schlatt stay Strapped thats why

[@catcactus1234]

He practiced by starting out as a merciless capitalistic business tycoon, then upgraded to a merciless dictator with gay undertones.

[@sillygoofball815]

truee

[@DeadTongue]

BRO WAIT THIS IS WHY SCHLATT HAS BEEN POSTING PICS IN THE KING OUTFIT???? TFFFF. The collab I never knew I needed.

[@beachai5477]

lmfao yea hes strapped

[@Taaaamas]

Only reason i'm here tbh lol

[@DeadTongue]

@@Taaaamas - The OFFCANNY Boys are great. You should check out their other vids.

[@thebackup2121]

I'd sub, they're absolutely mad, but it's worth it

[@pengudiegu]

@@beachai5477 even in medieval times he’s got that thang on him

[@wadsmitter511]

10:03 The way his face changes so subtly and he just shoots is so hilarious to me

[@gavin3915]

Yes

[@wadsmitter511]

@@gavin3915 Indeed

[@gavin3915]

@@wadsmitter511 indubitably

[@wadsmitter511]

@@gavin3915 Selvfølgelig

[@llsi8701]

Them pullin up in knight armor and Schlatt just pulling out a glock just made me laugh way too much then it should have.

[@humanperson7646]

Same

[@FulToast]

"Parry this you filthy casual."

[@archangel8444]

@@humanperson7646 spoiler-_-

[@nuggo8711]

@@archangel8444 you shouldn't of went through the comment section before watching the video

[@llsi8701]

@@FulToast Holy s**t, I'm f**king losing it over what you just said.

[@jakemallari5016]

"Hey how do you feel about the current social economic climate in America?" "I think hamburgers and cheeseburgers work well with fries"

[@diablowrathltd]

I think that will be my go to line from now on.

[@PALE1ISTEHBEST]

based

[@mlbroodje._.9135]

Yes that is what they said in the video

[@Blanabaman]

a man of truth

[@SergeantTicklenuts]

Bout sums it up

[@averys1738]

I’m losing my mind what is this. I can’t tell what parts are scripted and what parts are just chaos. What is happening.

[@THEDONKAGE]

Pretty sure 90% of OFFCANNY is just pure, unadulterated chaos. You can't jusy script that sort of insanity from the crazy warrior guy. He's got real serial killer vibes.

[@ninja_tony]

I don't even know if we're allowed to say it, but I feel like Offcanny is just the most pure, unadulterated chaos from the best days of The [redacted] mixed with the house days of [also redacted], cranked up to 11. And I love it lmao.

[@ok2298]

98% of the video I didn't even know what the fuck was happening

[@badgeoshame389]

I thought it was chaotic in the way JackAss is or OG Filthy Frank stuff, ya know? Soon, these will be the old days, so I'm loving the chaos while it lasts.

[@averys1738]

@@badgeoshame389 yeah but filthyfrank and them were chaotic but more controlled and funny, yknow? This is just a really strange guy who may be a serial killer and some random dudes from Craigslist threatening people with knives and cutting off peoples hair with swords in really unsafe manners. You can tell that if something actually went down, there’s no control over it.

[@StarmanLD]

“so hey, how do you feel about the current social economic climate” “i believe that hamburgers and cheeseburgers work well with fries” *walks away*

[@plockdock2038]

Refuses to elaborate further

[@bigpigeon2384]

He said what needed to be said

[@petrobuilds7678]

"i think hamburgers and cheeseburgers work well with fries" -George Washington

[@ElectricalSwift]

Very wise.

[@TwistedAttitudes]

Ohhhh I think that was the hardest I laughed in the video

[@kurai.7]

Lol i heard that as soon i read this lmao

[@donkeycheese6889]

Why is no one talking about them throwing a whole ass melon at that one guys head

[@blowflymcgee2022]

BOnK

[@Cookiette1]

"why are you still laughing??"

[@ryanmiller8650]

That was funny

[@ghkbftuvut8851]

when did that happen

[@HydroScuffed]

do you expect and less?

[@J_Shingy53]

Dickiosus was on point . He knew what he was doing

[@mosesj2008]

😀

[@HoppingSnake290]

from da hood

[@adumbooctopus1115]

@@mosesj2008 Sir, are you the fabled Dickiosus?

[@mosesj2008]

@@adumbooctopus1115 Tis I, humbe servant to the God King.

[@Biggy_Jimothy]

@@mosesj2008 HOLY SHIT!! Praise be sir Dickiosus of Nordincock.

[@NewgirlNola]

“That’s a real sword” “T h a t s a r e a l s w o r d”

[@mosesj2008]

Sure is

[@youruncleolaf4694]

how tf did they manage to make schlatt look like a normal, reasonable, sane human being capable of experiencing empathy

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Timestamp?

[@PolarisTheMorrigan]

@@quantumblauthor7300 The entire video

[@quantumblauthor7300]

@@PolarisTheMorrigan ain't seeing it

[@PolarisTheMorrigan]

@@quantumblauthor7300 Well, not everyone can see it don’t feel bad

[@youruncleolaf4694]

@@quantumblauthor7300 i mean how when one of them would get hurt or smth he’d be like “oh shit maybe don’t do that” instead of being the one inflicting pain like he usually is

[@k0nb0i]

Schlatt finally got his Big Hot Men

[@Bieblism]

now he has 7 more to go

[@silkymilkymememonkey]

Hey, I mean... these dudes better not mess with the man who brutally murdered 15 women using nothing but his steeltoe Timberlands in 1999.

[@liz_merr1003]

You know what they call him

[@VANITREE]

@@liz_merr1003 what do they call him?

[@jukethebox6879]

@@VANITREE You know 😳

[@khaosinc2015]

There. Have it. 420 likes.

[@VANITREE]

@@jukethebox6879 😳

[@vaasmontenegro9299]

‘Medieval footage’ Google: *shows realistic movie* Bing:

[@austinthesan-antonian3932]

Tremendously underrated Comment.

[@vaasmontenegro9299]

@@austinthesan-antonian3932 honestly I thought it was pretty unfunny

[@vaasmontenegro9299]

WHY THE FUCK DID MORE THAN 100 PEOPLE LIKE THIS, IT ISN’T FUNNY

[@orein1880]

Finally the footage im looking for

[@kr1spness]

TBF the sexual assault was pretty historically accurate

[@Kayleekakes]

Schlatt just shooting them randomly is killing me

[@starryequinoxsyo5416]

It's killing them too

[@leetairaki2441]

This one fuckin reply dude..

[@Clickscap]

Just like American police 😀

[@leetairaki2441]

@@Clickscap "YEA Heh Boi."

[@delaney9751]

@@Clickscap I was about to fucking say that

[@rin-joh8644]

This is not very historically accurate. They didn't have tomatoes back then.

[@oseanman5833]

the gun was the best weapon back then

[@Znijik]

I was impressed when they loaded the gun with period accurate ammunition.

[@labyran5593]

tomatoes are liberal deep state propaganda

[@temporarytempest5378]

They didn’t have crack either

[@averys1738]

People actually thought that tomatoes were poisonous back then so yeah there weren’t many tomatoes

[@Fextur]

Sir Dickyiosis had the time of his life filming this

[@mosesj2008]

Absolutely did

[@crodothedodo]

@@mosesj2008 LORD DICKIOSUS OF NORDINGCOCK SPEAKS AND BRINGS US JOYUS NEWS

[@chiefgarvey11]

@@mosesj2008 PLEASE COME BACK FOR FUTURE VIDS YOU'RE HILLARIOUS

[@mosesj2008]

@@chiefgarvey11 I would love to, and if the gods deem it so, so will it be.

@@mosesj2008 you were so incredibly funny in this. Good luck in your future endeavors!

[@mochi1i794]

I like how he had a British accent, then the instant he gets a gun he goes full on hood mode, then when he looses it he goes back to British lmao

[@LittleQuigs]

"how do you feel about the current socio economic climate in america?" "I think hamburgers and cheeseburgers work well with fries"

[@jumblesgaming]

Honestly the smartest answer you can give

[@stoneskipper3047]

Yes, I also watched the same video that you did.

[@mosesj2008]

🍔🍟

[@slaptheconsole9301]

@@mosesj2008 holy shit it’s him!!!

[@troubleinbound]

He's the man we need running this country. I'd proudly fly the flag of Sir Dickiosis

[@Bruhlie]

This is like the misfits but if they were openly gay and closeted straight instead of openly straight and closeted gay.

[@brooksy2520]

What?

[@baldahahgsbxhsbadvsgv]

exactly

[@Cognitive_Fun]

This is correct

[@leedonghae1198]

BRUH deadass the opposite of Misfits hahahahahaha

[@therealslimshitty5186]

@@brooksy2520 bro

[@cRAzy_etham]

We must not ignore the greatness of Sir Dickyosis

[@PeachMeww]

This is very true

[@LUNACYCL]

He was so good

[@mosesj2008]

Thank you

[@0tto2K]

@@mosesj2008 Is that the rightful king Sir Dickyosis of Nordingcock himself?

[@budgie825]

@@mosesj2008 and subscribed. You stole the show man😂

[@The.Reilly]

I feel like Schlatt wasn't told to bring the gun, but he brought it anyway.

[@eastboundbird]

Schlatt really did hire 3 male strippers in knights uniforms on Craig's list and I'm not even close to shocked.

[@laboon344]

😂😂

[@User-pf2mn]

Yeah, it's just classic schlatt

[@astrocyle]

Fuck this is the only place I can see sir dickiosus

[@weest]

This shit takes me back to 2014 youtube 👍

[@EnderSheeper]

Yes.

[@emiliodorta6546]

kinda pog actually

[@uhoh7545]

Yeast

[@rifqi2733]

Yes Papa Franku and his -minions- friends

[@astrocyle]

Honestly, i feel like this is a good alternative for nnn

[@jonbalderh]

How tf they just gonna return outta the blue with schlatt lmao

[@sadrdaze]

Truly, smth id never think id see lmaoo

[@masonantonucci]

This was the day u realized schlatt’s glock is actually a paintball marker

[@King_of_kings07]

Lime nah I think he has a real one jusy bring the prop one to lessen the body count on the vid

[@obamacopter451]

Yeah he has a real glock too

[@DuckOnASkateboard]

I thought it was an airsoft Glock?

[@wesselsi3791]

@@DuckOnASkateboard im a year late but paintball co2 gun

[@polkka7797]

dude moved to texas, he definitely has guns

[@kirisa8164]

"I told you sir dickyosis is from the hood" , that's going on my wall

[@vertex_chillz9464]

good

[@spiltmjlk]

guys schlatt is actually barefoot in this. Those aren’t timbs, those are just his feet.

[@firepowder]

No toes? 😞

[@skylertremblay3395]

ya know why they call him steel toe?

[@daciannation5847]

@@skylertremblay3395 is it because of what he did to those women in 1999?

[@marchmacabre]

His hooves

[@caitlin1305]

3 thoughts about this videos: - very happy there's a video again - sir Dickioses is a highlight of this video - i couldn't understand a word that was said during the ad break.

[@DiscoKnight]

Pretty sure its spelled Dickyosis

[@junnKhya]

pretty sure its dicky o' sus

[@Don-cm4qy]

My 3rd thought would be that the guy with braids was fucking weird

[@curvedlines]

@@Don-cm4qy That is all three of my thoughts on this.

[@lmtx45]

@@junnKhya dicky o' was not an Impostor

[@susieshamah2979]

this is my third time watching this video and I still cannot comprehend what is happening. i feel like i just witnessed a murder.

[@raviosolaire]

this is really just a fever dream. k never knew about this channel and I will probably never find it again but wtf happened here

[@zorcytox2844]

@@raviosolaire this channel is an artifact, i hope you haven't forgot about it

[@raviosolaire]

@@zorcytox2844 ill be honest I forgot about it but this comment made me remember lmao

[@erinw.9256]

@@raviosolaire Same.

[@classvitreehouse3796]

​@@raviosolaireremember again

[@tHfrtf]

Imagine getting trained as knight just to be shot by a gun

[@enderis526]

That’s pretty much how the 1500s went

[@benbarltrop2006]

Samurai

[@mudzsoup]

They said in night class "Do not bringeth thine sword to a gun fight."

[@delusionalnoodles]

parry this you fucking casual

[@delaney9751]

Ah yes the american police system.

[@lombert459]

I haven't seen something like this since the days of filthy frank

[@THEDONKAGE]

Frank would've called out the insane guy I feel lol.

[@user-xx6in8vu6c]

Felt like I was back in 2016, love it

[@gall9had]

16:12 he makes the filthy frank face so you’re even more correct

[@KingNin64]

I think you'd love the rest of OFFCANNY's videos then, I just finished bingewatching all the vids and I got that filthy frank vibe from every one of them

[@lombert459]

@@KingNin64Sure! I’m Gonna give them a watch. Thanks for the tip.

[@xxwolfxxninja06]

Of course Schlatt has a gun, that shouldn't be a suprise.

[@undead_steph3726]

he always keep that thang on him >:))

[@CONULON]

Even almost 4 years later, this video is always in the back of my head. It truly is one of the funniest things I've ever watched

[@muddledfilms]

The man who brought the knife up to that man's throat, is the same kid who took lightsaber fights as a kid too seriously.

[@trent6112]

full force

[@dennis_duran]

He reminds me of being like 10 and the cringe of taking stuff like that too seriously.

[@ryanstender8316]

*crackhead who brought the knife up to Jakob’s throat

[@voixmin]

Was probably told to be weird and be cringe

[@Riteliso]

@@voixmin I wish that were the case but I sincerely, sincerely doubt it

[@atticusgrey]

15:18 “I feel like you’re blaming the gay undertones of this video on me, and I want you to know that I am - I’m not... that kinda guy.” *nods like he’s just said something profound*

[@-yammie-]

Schlatt’s most recent video would prove otherwise

[@roosahallback2588]

@@-yammie- what do you mean

[@-yammie-]

@@roosahallback2588 his latest video proves that he very much does bring the gay undertones

[@roosahallback2588]

@@-yammie- how so?

[@quoteclone]

@@roosahallback2588 just... Search it?? Not that hard lol.

[@beholdnonsense5100]

The entire concept of "king schlatt but with a gun" is absolutely hilarious to me

[@prypiatshadow]

Sir Dickyosis Of Nordicum made me die of laughter when he quickly aquired the firearm from the king and started a hood man roleplay.

[@mosesj2008]

😎

[@MiamiChicken]

Sir Dickiosis of Nordingcock has earned my respect

[@gub6645]

He is from the hood after all

[@d.d3740]

@@gub6645 the Nordingcock villages are brutal man, glad to see he made it out

[@ThatOnePaperCut]

surprised schlatt could aim that well ya know... with his parkinson’s n all

[@ashtonfalcon719]

Don't forget about what he did to those women back in 1943

[@ricardoronco9632]

@free wifi I think it’s a bit but don’t quote me

[@mrlemonad6187]

@@ricardoronco9632 "i think its a bit but don't quote me" - ricardo Ronco 2020

[@ricardoronco9632]

@@mrlemonad6187 why would you do this to me!

[@suffermore1576]

@@ricardoronco9632 “why would you do this to me!” - Ricardo Rocco

[@mosesj2008]

Let it be known that I serve the true king @jschlatt “the merciful”. And pledge my divine allegiance to any future endeavors, all the while leading the armies of the East. -Sir Dickyosis The year of our Lord 2020

[@madaralehehe1873]

You were fucking amazing

[@mosesj2008]

@@madaralehehe1873 Thanks

[@InnocentRiley]

Make them hire you again please

[@mosesj2008]

@@InnocentRiley Perhaps my lord will grant such a request.

[@kianadresse891]

Amen

[@Gowty]

THEY EDITED THE SMILE OF THE LEFT GUY ON TO THE OTHERS IN THE NEXT SCENE (1:24) IM DYING

[@LatinaCreamQueen]

I SAW THAT TOO. IT KILLED ME!

[@colorbar.s]

I WAS WORRIED ABOUT THAT LMAO

[@pipergrant7903]

Oh lord I'm wheezing

[@ohgodohnothebees]

That terrified me

[@J0seph_Mother]

Schlatts pretty smart, idk why they didn't also use guns during medieval times, easy king position

[@jamesfry552]

charlemagne used automatic rifles i think

[@luciddreamingtoohard]

@@jamesfry552 pretty sure he used lmgs specifically the m249 saw

[@jamesfry552]

@@luciddreamingtoohard yeah maybe dual wielded or something

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Chess but awesome

[@Mythikal13]

11:35 you can see Schlatt genuinely thought about shooting that kids window for a second lmao

[@THEDONKAGE]

You're so right. Something about his look just shows you how much he had to fight not to do it lol

[@Mythikal13]

@@THEDONKAGE dude right?! I know that look cause I've been there... I mean who hasn't? 😂😂

[@fastbreakbank]

@@THEDONKAGE I mean I wouldn’t have been able to control myself like he did

[@jav2766]

except with a real gun

[@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

@@jav2766 fatality!

[@Puppetflip]

The 2 knights: *does something* Schlatt: *pulls out the Glock and shoots* This is basically everything that happened starting from 6 minutes in the video

[@ElectricalSwift]

Something. No shit.

[@misterguy1470]

Is he shooting blanks or am I stupid

[@spartan4648]

@@misterguy1470 Airsoft

[@misterguy1470]

@@spartan4648 yeah I just realized, I was very confusrd

[@THEDONKAGE]

@@spartan4648 I think it's paintball, actually. You can see him reload it later with red paintballs, and their armor has red splats on it. Kinda wish we'd seen a headshot with it lmfao would've been hilarious.

[@tancewaslost5196]

"I think hamburgers and cheeseburgers works perfect with fries" I mean...... the man speaks the truth...

[@mosesj2008]

🙏🏾

[@soviet_uniongoose6504]

Timestamp?

[@Claire-un2xo]

@@soviet_uniongoose6504 12:27

[@peanukinks5444]

this is my vote to add Sir Dickyosis of NordingCuck to the perma extras.

[@mosesj2008]

😃😃

[@swagalot9083]

@@mosesj2008 holy shit it’s HIM!!!

[@parkerfaries4320]

@@mosesj2008 my hero

[@misfitalko3064]

@@mosesj2008 Sit Dickiousous, it is an honor

[@briefintroduction4995]

🙏

[@VNDER88]

12:15 That guy get s a gun and changes character completely hahaha

[@jweilage]

that's schlatt for ya

[@WendyThomp]

My man sir dickiosis

[@luciusissupacool]

@@jweilageno thats sir dickiosus

[@Saltail]

OFFCANNY and schlatt?! Best crossover of 2020

[@bignicotine]

ok redditor

[@spartan4648]

@@bignicotine ok gat y y

[@bignicotine]

@@spartan4648 swaos

[@ToriKo_]

Ikr

[@gavinf28]

Sir dickyosis best crossover

[@MasteropHat42]

12:27 this guy is so funny it’s killing me He’s a great improv actor

[@mosesj2008]

Thanks

[@anthonyo3784]

Can you tell us more about evony the kings return?

[@qdub6]

is anyone gonna point out how accurate schlatts aim is?

[@spartan4648]

He's left handed as well

[@luctut17]

They dont call him Guns for no reason

[@quackkith]

kinda h-

[@tylerkerr225]

Im gonna go out on a limb and say it's not his first time shooting people

[@carlabellejack]

@@tylerkerr225 yeah I mean, you heard about what happened in 1999 right?

[@lydiaestelle2021]

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

[@humbertogarcia1491]

The boys are still alive?

[@vinylaccord2742]

@@humbertogarcia1491 barely

[@InfectiousViper]

Girl!

[@averys1738]

**epic guitar solo**

[@fdecker1074]

like, because of the witcher soundtrack and schlatts timbs

[@sverenagain]

i just noticed schlatt was wearing his timbs and im crying

[@noskin12345]

Was looking for the comment about the soundtrack, thank you

[@Paen_events]

Don’t forget the fable soundtrack

[@massivelegend957]

And oblivion.

[@flippy9009]

I love how none of the guards fully broke character. When Dickiyosis was shooting the gun the two others just stared blankly

[@brendanbernales7458]

*Schlatt : "For Fxcks Sake , Why Is Everyone Saying I'm Gay ?! , I'm Not Gay ! "* *Also Schlatt :* 8:20

[@WackyWavingArmInflatableTube]

He’s such a mood

[@Thinzy]

This is not the video nor collab I was expecting to see today

[@Redj350Z]

This was both the funniest video while simultaneously scaring me for Garret's life

[@diegodeluquev1433]

Garret? Jakob took all the damage here.

[@Storse]

@@diegodeluquev1433 garret had his hair cut by a real sword. jakob only got shot a few times.

[@sleepylio]

@@Storse not to mention the melon at his head

[@Storse]

@@sleepylio yea he got fucking domed

[@ScarWidow]

@@sleepylio Then they rammed his head into the wood before putting him into the trap 😂

[@randomraccoon9792]

12:32 He speaks the truth, truly he is a Nobel wiseman.

[@Blacat]

The real reason why there's a long break between each video is because they need therapy

[@steVlthyboi]

“I think hamburgers and cheeseburgers work well with fries.” - Dickeosus 2020

[@LeWubWub]

This should be picked up by adult swim and let it be aired on there. It just feels like late night vibe content

[@wineboba]

Loiter squad vibes

[@luciddreamingtoohard]

@@wineboba fr fr

[@dennis_duran]

9:59 I love the transition from laughing to him shooting and screaming at them

[@delta4478]

Can we get Sir Dickyosis in the next offcanny video

[@mosesj2008]

😎

[@liamblack8588]

I second this motion I want that guy to come back

[@sizzlinplate9501]

"Does anyone see my glasses?" *gets fucking shot* The weak will not survive

[@TSYWWAD]

the OFFCANNY crew finally found people that outmatch their craziness

[@dante.2639]

oh boy

[@hellnou2527]

Imagine this will be the only proof humans existed

[@shroome7677]

This would sum up humans pretty well

[@mangakarma8328]

That would be awesome. Like a thousand years from now historians will go: The entire fking world burned down during the pandemic in the 2 thousands, this is our only evidence of Earth before the nukes

[@stalecracker5014]

Not far from the truth

[@siberiasian]

actually good representation

[@dontmindletsplay]

"Yeah, You're actually bleeding" "Where?" "On your ear" "What?" "I get it" *Laughing* Priceless

[@eatnut]

i dont get it

[@Asdgkliq]

@@eatnut he cant hear

[@eatnut]

@@Asdgkliq its still going over my head i dont get how its priceless

[@ghkbftuvut8851]

@@eatnut the joke is that when schlatt said "on your ear," he responded "what?" as if he couldn't hear him. therefore, schlatt said "i get it"

[@eatnut]

@@ghkbftuvut8851 i understand that but i still dont see where the joke is, if u cut your ear your still able to hear people?

[@botcharles1193]

king Jschlatt surrounded by 3 of the biggest men they could find was something that I did not need, but I'm glad I found

[@PlazmaSilvaraGMS]

"I told you sir. Dickiosus is from the hood"

[@mosesj2008]

Tis I am

[@davidbacera3849]

Yoooo it's him!!

[@IchorX]

Dickyosis wasn't actually hired, he just knew where he was needed.

[@marcus5017]

This collab feels like a whole ass lucid dream

[@anapaulamendozadiaz8890]

I know, right?

[@thesun564]

It’s even formatted like a dream, just random surreal scenes playing in random succession.

[@Jobrogamer]

"I told you Sir Dickyiousis is from the hood"

[@stevencox3930]

Sir Dickyiousis was on some other shit

[@mosesj2008]

Very much so squire. ‘Tis I reside in a concrete forest.

[@jacobscott1243]

I think hamburgers and cheeseburgers work well with fries

[@MinuteMirror]

@@mosesj2008 u were amazing sir dickyiousus

[@mosesj2008]

@@MinuteMirror Thanks you😀

[@liamoliver5848]

I love that this is the first time some people are seeing Schlatt

[@thecreep7777]

Jschlatt: *laughs along with the others and then suddenly shots at garett* He's such a good twisted king. Just the laugh to shoot expression change is so good.

[@spongy4197]

This is what happens when you have way to many mods installed in skyrim

[@mackenzieprotos1526]

"Though the king was single and quite possibly gay" I'm dead 😂

[@kylesuarez5071]

I thought this was dead Godbless y’all are back

[@chacharealsmooth9215]

yes

[@kaiijak]

The production quality is actually really good I'm not surprised it took this long

[@nolangodin6905]

2:40 man that’s a really wonderful beat. Probably the theme to an incredibly classy website that only the most rich and famous people can post to

[@LegoMocs1]

At 2:40 when the Viking says “With a big sword” you can hear the PHub intro playing.

[@TheNumberOneSilly]

I heard it lol

[@emlasky]

this whole video feels like a fever dream I would've had while being deliriously sick and also thirteen years old

[@archvane8727]

Sir Dickiosus carried this video

[@mosesj2008]

😎

[@isaaceyfish]

Ay don’t forget jschlatt’s gun

[@EggsBenedicts]

Half of the time I genuinely couldn’t tell if they’re breaking character or taking the roles too seriously... If they even were real roles and this isn’t even an act