We Became Seamen

[@zyrellepogoso]

The fear from tubbo and james voice when they realized tommy isnt joking,and the fact that they both immediately apologize is so funny to me

[@satyasofia9362]

so true 😂

[@Evil_Em]

Just seen it so trueeee

[@liabaldwin3509]

timestamp?

[@NotevenpolishLMFAO]

​@@liabaldwin3509 14:54

[@sabrinalopez2432]

2:26

[@Radioseal]

Tommy: The youngest brother that constantly gets gaslighted by the older brother James: The dad that doesn't care Tubbo: The older brother who's visited 65 mental hospitals out of his entire 19 years of life

[@ThisGuyDannyyy]

Turbo: Legend never dies

[@Heather_Darling]

Fr

[@ezikod3566]

Neat

[@JamesMiller-lb3sk]

I don't think that those 65 mental hospitals helped in any way

[@Respectfully_shut_up.]

The turbo part is very real lmao

[@cutiellamaruth]

Oh god I love how Tubbo goes slowly insane in every Tom Simons video

[@SamandColbyeditz2]

Bro me to

[@sxdiebxshfxrd]

Fr

[@ThisGuyDannyyy]

Turbo is insane

[@triggeranb2133]

SLOWLY

[@Lantern241]

Slowly?

[@mikip6638]

Ever since Tubbo's been pushed outta that plane he's been slowly gaining revenge

[@StellaPinkbird]

Love how at the end James and Tubbo just broke character and are immediately concerned about what Tom's doing

[@tsuyuasui352]

Tommy is the type of guy to look at a boat, and ask if it's anyone's, and take it anyways

[@RanjSinha]

Lel

[@mayawaldorf]

True

[@ThighHighNether]

Finally something kinda original

[@aura-chan8394]

TSU!!

[@Walkdplankfrank]

me going on a yacht like this today, take my boat.

[@monkeylady8150]

i strive to have the amount of confidence tommy has when he casually climbs another boat.

[@gelinehannahdaguitera7238]

Tommy is the kind of a kid to just see a candy store across the street and would even jaywalk there JUST to see the candy and asks his friends for like some candy

[@youtbuecraert]

he's the type to run over there and then you find out he doesn't even have any money he just wants yours

[@Ssaffi]

And then ask 'is anyone gonna eat that' and then not wait for an answer

[@x_ender.watcher_x5056]

In Britain there’s no such thing as jaywalking I’m pretty sure. If there is then I don’t think anybody cares much

[@threebadgersinatrenchcoat7957]

@Don't Read My Profile Picture ok

[@thomasineblue]

​@x_Ender.Watcher_x yeah it's legal here

[@rainncat.]

Tubbo, Tommy, And James : *mean to eachother* The stranger : *yep i have no hope in surviving in this boat with idiots.*

[@that_girl_roo]

Tommy: *screaming* Tubbo: *goes insane* James: *tied up and talking to a camera* Ah yes, the perfect trio alone on a boat with a camera man. ☺️ Edit: round of applause for the poor camera guys who had to witness this.

[@-Some_Random_Chicken-.]

And a gun..

[@ohhheloise]

poor russ man 💀

[@Sprouted_Bean]

9:47 Tommy: **literally dying calling for help** James: **flirting with the camera not paying any attention to what's going on on the deck**

[@gingerninjaaaa]

The fact that Tom actually went and stole a random person’s boat was hilarious 😂

[@elinorrose344]

he didn’t lol he rented at a sailing centre

[@ninjaredfirehot]

@@elinorrose344 They are talking about the one in the end

[@ember_jay2803]

Ngl I was really hoping that they knew the people on the boat and it was a bit ;w;

[@sapphe3784]

@@ember_jay2803 well i mean it was staged

[@Kinan_The_G.O.A.T]

U thought it's real 💀

[@bellahooper2850]

I love how they start as sailors but end as psychos✨

[@Tombobas]

Love your pfp

[@CD_PLAYZ]

"Tom it's really cold you're gonna get sick"I love their friendship soo much

[@demetriam2408]

When James is in the video you realize you need to pay complete attention as to not put yourself at risk of complete terror and confusion

[@tayyababegum1835]

Tubbo: *roleplaying like a psychopath captain* Tommy: *actually agrees doing what tubbo says-*

[@druiddoe]

God I love James and Tommy as a duo, they can't help but make me smile!

[@MonkeMan636]

same !

[@cool_indian_dude]

Yep ......Read more

[@blakksy]

​@@cool_indian_dude fuck sake you got me

[@irish_gal]

@@cool_indian_dude it took me to long to realise 😭😭

[@RandomKindperson838]

@@cool_indian_dude Drats I was clicking it atleast 4 times thinking ' hurry upppp'

[@ItsJustKirra14]

Tommy’s the kind of guy to see a boat and ask “is anyone gonna go on that” and not wait for an answer

[@AnnaNakopia]

Now we know Tom will keep his word no matter what, especially if content’s involved

[@Zkills767]

15:41 that one time Tommy committed real life piracy. Yes he is a pirate now.

[@emy8555]

i just love tubbo and tommy in videos together, their duo makes things x1000 funnier.

[@jules_duck]

YESSS clingy duo vids are the best

[@Shoehuaa]

@@jules_duck frrrrr

[@Just_Ed3n]

Tubbo is the kind of guy to ask “Is anyone gonna threaten Tommy 24/7” And not wait for an answer

[@Sunas_Right_Thigh-uk7bi]

THE ROAST OF TOM SIMONSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Tubbo edition)

[@BasicBerry_]

The look of fear on Tubbo's face when James pulled out the gun 😆 Poor Tubbo goes even crazier every passing day

[@VishalMadhav]

6:15 James getting tied up is normal at this point 😂😂

[@rayisaduck]

As a regular Tubbo twitch Viewer I can tell you Tubbo is acting completely normal, nothing to worry about

[@AshleyHQ]

15:58 so I’m guessing they were joking about stealing a boat but Tom wasn’t😭

[@Michael-ly4en]

Toby is the type of person to look at sea water and ask “is anyone gonna drink that” and not wait for an answer

[@Tombobas]

I wish people would stop stealing MY joke. I was the very first comment to say this and there's so many of the same but different jokes that are just shameless carbon copies of mine that are just not funny

[@ebush]

​@@Tombobas ripbozo

[@YoboiChrisYURR]

@Evergreen no one cares it just a comment

[@aliiero]

@@Tombobas actually, this format of these jokes were originally made by wilbur soot and everyone’s just making their own version of it

[@eman69420]

@@Tombobas and your joke was a copy of other peoples comment bozoooooooooo

[@paggetio8847]

I love how Tommy's immediate response to any high stress situation is to crawl like a cryptid 0:36

[@tulipbreeze1696]

He is a cryptid i think

[@kingaxolotl4085]

As a fan of Cryptids I can confirm Tommy does crawl like one

[@JunoGhosts]

​@@kingaxolotl4085 hello, fellow cryptid lover

[@kingaxolotl4085]

@@JunoGhosts hi

[@floof.floofington.the.floo-rth]

Imagine hes in a robbery and he just goes on all fours and crawls around lmao

[@dawnsybebo2632]

The way they just start repeatedly saying “Tom” at the end just shows how much they didn’t know what he was doing 😂

[@rieJW]

James went from being held hostage to singing and snoozing like he’s on holiday As for poor Tubbo, it looks like all the Tommyinnit vlogs has taken a toll on his sanity Now all it takes is Tommy to make a survival video stranding Tubbo and himself on a deserted island for a week to drive him over the edge

[@ameliachudley2804]

Tommy is the kind of boy to go up too a random white van and ask them for free candy

[@koala_cookie1250]

YES

[@doveriddle247]

so true

[@Barf14]

🧍🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦲

[@ezikod3566]

True

[@ihearttaeju]

dont give him ideas

[@hellothere7491]

7:40 ive gained new appreciation for tubbos acting skills

[@Crescent_mewn]

tommy is the type of person to go "is anyone going to rob a boat" and not wait for an answer

[@scopemode]

4:25 is where you can actually see tubbo start to lose his mind

[@meestashy0006]

8:51 James: "AnY tHiNg YoU nEeD?" Tubbo: " A GOOD REASON TO KEEP YOU ALIVE RIGHT NOW AHAHAH!" lmao 😂

[@vfxjacqbs]

Tommy is the kind of man to go up to a random person and ask “will you eat that?” and not wait for an answer.

[@diino8081]

3:27 this song is actually fire, i like the blend of both lyric parts and they work well together

[@1Dash2]

Tubbo: “You think I give a shit whether you live or die?” -Tubbo 2023

[@ThisGuyDannyyy]

Turbo never dies

[@Tombobas]

He got no chill lmao

[@jairohernandez5724]

Tubbo and tommy almost killing each other James just doing thirst trap and messing around with a go pro

[@residentMudEater22]

7:20 is bringing back the revivedbur memories ;-; didnt think tubbo would fit the part tho-

[@emy8555]

Tubbo's slow descent into hysteria had me in tears😂😭

[@paggetio8847]

0:45 tubbo always comes up with the most random and terrifying stuff

[@gavman21]

10:06 beautiful chord

[@sunnie._.sideup]

if only i could have 1/10 of tommy's confidence, I would be set in life :'D

[@Samantha_daisy]

15:34 I think I’m in love with who ever said “such an idiot” his voice😍

[@Samantha_daisy]

@@chrissylanglois9422 yeah he was a minor like 2 years ago💀

[@chrissylanglois9422]

@@Samantha_daisy I forgot how old he is

[@Samantha_daisy]

@@chrissylanglois9422 i can tell

[@JakeTheBikerDude]

Just as the video starts to be chaotic, it's already a sign that it's gonna be good

[@DesiredDvalin]

Something chaotic but something about these irl vids that tommy does for us puts a smile in our face :)

[@Bey-Onicles]

The plot, the hate for the French and the pure hatred emitting off of Toby was completely different from what I expected, this masterpiece deserves an Oscar.

[@notmyname331]

I feel like this is why Tubbo isn't in the Sorry boys; he seems to get a fucking power trip every time he improvs

[@jewelkitten]

is no one going to talk about the fact that Tubbo LEGIT JUST PULLED BACK A WHOLE BOAT WITH AT LEAST 3 GROWN MEN ON IT, BY HIMSELF????

[@SoniasWay]

Tommy is the kind of guy to see a boat and ask ‘is anyone gonna eat that?’ And not wait for an answer

[@_Hamster]

Tommy might not be pregnant, but he never fails to deliver

[@The_Official_AC]

😂😂😂

[@femboyloveromfg]

it’s not delivery, it’s DiGiornio

[@nathy1918]

That was a good one 😂😂

[@TheSmalliestCheese]

I saw this comment on the newest the boys video

[@asianman4450]

Bro got 5 months pregnant

[@catsmith03]

Life by the sea has made Tubbo a bit crazy. Why is Tubbo always the bad guy in these situations😂

[@ahmedsaad7964]

are we ignoring the fact tubbo called tommy a milf at 7:30

[@Idkwiamco]

7:03

[@cory_and_co]

Tubbo is Phil's fourth son confirmed?? 3:35

[@WackySlaughter]

15:00 when the content brain takes over.

[@coolsindy3457]

I love everyone's reactions when they realise Tom isn't joking 😂😂

[@nika_starcie]

Only 3 seconds onto the video and I'm already laughing my ass out lmao. Also, happy belated birthday big man!!

[@crunchylettuce]

*i hope you mean off…*

[@nika_starcie]

@@crunchylettuce Yeah sorry👀

[@kaycietyler6168]

Tom’s the type of person to ask “is anyone gonna hijack that boat?” Then not wait for an answer

[@claustrophobicoompaaloompa]

I've been rewatching 9:16 for so long simply because of Tommy's "Hahah" 😭

[@HelloSpaceDuck]

"thanks i grew it myself" is quite possibly the most uncomfortable true response to "I like your smile"

[@cHeRri_bLo3Som]

3:31 *I love Olivia Rodrigo* IKR 😩

[@quackiii345]

Tommy's the type of guy to see random people on a boat and ask "Is anyone gunna hijack that" and not wait for an answer

[@mylee5447]

I just got here and I can tell something bad’s bound to happen. 😊 Edit: 14:53 ahhh, so this is what tubbo and Tommy were talking about on stream

[@jellianebuendia6327]

3:21 toby should be in a harry potter film

[@Demon_grape]

TOMMY REALLY SAID 👁️👄👁️ “bitch ur abt to die and u make a nuts joke?” 12:52

[@T0ast1e]

They never fails to make me laugh, love you guys!

[@just_nooooo]

Tommy is the kinda guy to see a random sailboat and ask "is anyone gonna steal that" and not wait for an answer. Also loved the vlog I couldn't stop laughing!!

[@bernichat349]

14:36 I knew Tommy was going to do that but I still didn't expect it

[@alphacoco1704]

12:16 “ please stop kissing my fucking leg😭🥲”

[@xartemiswolfx3971]

Tommy and Tubbo: fighting for their lives/control James: singing and vibing

[@JafenKtair]

9:56 james your british is showing

[@Tombobas]

Tommy is the kind of person to see a fish in the ocean and say "is anyone going to eat that?" And not wait for answer Edit: btw I was the very first of these "Tommy is the kind of person" jokes on he video. I'm not accusing anyone of stealing my joke, but im accusing anyone who is stealing my joke.

[@cannibalwilbur]

Fr lol

[@ThisGuyDannyyy]

Bro why so many bots here?

[@Tombobas]

@@ThisGuyDannyyy dude I'm mot a bot I was just really early

[@TheSmalliestCheese]

Someone stole your joke

[@Tombobas]

Why did so many people steal my joke??? And they changed it to something not even funny

[@KomikSanz]

Tom's really living up to the name "Dirty Crime Boy" irl

[@Sabbysolace-1]

4:50 sea sickness YOU COULD SEE THIS SICKNESS HaHaHAH~

[@SketchUT]

1:40 I think he said “cómo estáis” which is different, it’s the vosotros form and just means “how are y’all?” instead of “how are you?” It works here because it’s actually plural lmao

[@Kingyundi]

15:48 😂were those actually strangers that just left him do that

[@isaaxbell]

Sadly not just russ and the producers If Tom actually did that he would get arrested lolz

[@justmebeingalive3899]

@@isaaxbellit wasn’t russ because he was on Tommy’s boat with him lolol so probably just other people they know!!

[@coy_0]

​@@justmebeingalive3899ohhhh okok (I'm the same person just on another account)

[@smod15]

​@@isaaxbellDidn't tubbo say that they were actually strangers?

[@Smolquadd]

I love all the content tommy posts. every time he posts I get a nice laugh out of these and it makes my day

[@V4mpi4nn]

Camera man needs a award for flying 1:20

[@Your_Partners_Sneakylink]

That’s a drone and you know it.

[@V4mpi4nn]

@@Your_Partners_Sneakylinkbro can I just make a joke-

[@NopePlushProduction]

​@@Your_Partners_Sneakylinkit's a joke bro

[@eevee-g3z]

my new favorite thing to say when someone says i like your smile is "thanks :D I grew it myself" credits to tubbo 2023

[@mrjennjenn1149]

imagine just being on another boat fishing and having a good time and just seeing this unfold

[@hearts4discord]

Why does Tommy's laugh make me smile everytime? Even his smile 😭 Same with Tubbo and James 😭😭

[@callmetintin]

5:56 Omori OST - 137 // 56-12-2 I searched through most of the soundtrack to find this song just to prove my point to you Teri

[@emmyennit]

Tubbo in his villain arc waving a gun around and hijacking a boat is what no one expected but everyone needed

[@ItzRiley97210]

2:50 "im indoctrinating the youth" James Mariott maybe 2023-

[@Kaitlyn35614]

10:57 no bc for a sec i actually thought james single-handedly invented the skibidi toilet trend

[@-soul-7056]

I have missed the vlogs!! they are so much fun to watch but all the second hand embarrassment is just crazy. If it's a 'big' vlog or just a chill one, it's always great :) Thanks!

[@dreamsmp4lifeee]

Yes James is back!🤣 Also Tommy I love your streams so much I think they are the only thing that keep me comfort now that the dream smp is over🙁

[@beepboopbahbeep]

14:37 Tom calls out to another boat

[@NotTheBestArtist00]

I love tubbo. Hes amazing. Hes a very kind person... 9:11 its funny bc its also my favorite number

[@harphappens4644]

Tommy: I love your smile! Tubbo : thanks I grew it myself *silence* James: let’s get moving

[@CrazyAvaOwO]

Was thinking to myself, “where’s that Tom guy been that makes me laugh for 3 months” today, and there he is! Glad your back Tommy! 😊

[@RandomWeirdo_Le3]

I love how you can see how Tubbo slowly losses his sanity in every Tom Simon vlogs.

[@Yummx030]

You knows it’s going to be a good day when tommy uploads

[@karrobe3979]

3:37 did.. did Tom just spell drivers license as drivers “liscence”..? IM DEAD 💀

[@bezzebbez]

Tommy: about to die James: rizzing up the camera

[@Weeburrito]

6:02 OMORI MUSCI WTF WHY DID I NOTICE THAT

[@mintqo]

OH MY GOD IT IS OMROI MSUIC

[@cristaform]

HOLY

[@stormtrooper2466]

It took Tubbo less than 10 minutes to go insane, gotta be a record.

[@Oshi_1330]

13:04 thank god I’m not the only one that pronounces the bouys as boys

[@martjeh]

i forgot James was a professional musician for a second and was so surprised when the notes he sang made an actual pretty chord

[@smores3801]

tubbo just had the full villain arc we wanted in 16 minutes