We Bought $200 Candles from McDonald's (What're Those?!)

[@caityshanes5845]

I'm waiting for the episode where it's just a bunch of weird things Damien made, but he convinces the contestants that they're super fancy expensive things lol

[@abigailrivera2548]

I really hope this happens

[@j.pnewcomer1069]

or like they'll have to guess between real expensive art and something Damien made

[@DamienHaasTV]

That’s every episode

[@oc_sailor8421]

@@DamienHaasTV pardon? What have you made?!

[@Veronicz]

@@oc_sailor8421 He got a painting made once of his kitties.

[@kirtideshpande5825]

this show was created so that damien could be himself for 10 mins for the sake of his sanity, and you can’t convince me otherwise.

[@FortniteGuy2009]

And then they still get to make money from it, because its hilarious. It's a win win!

[@GrumpyTy34er]

Nah, chaotic Damien came out and just started shouting when they were originally going to calm reboot it, that's my theory

[@Veronicz]

@@GrumpyTy34er They told him he could wear a cool jacket and he went “this is the source of all my energies”.

[@IcyLightning00]

Smosh Games Alliance, if you know you know

[@liamdonley4206]

I want to host What Are Those just to see if I can be more chaotic than Damien

[@sophiavogel8491]

this shows main purpose is to make shayne the normal person in the room

[@TaylorBrown419]

Except the episode Shayne hosted 😅😂

[@abarif3008]

Its the jacket, it be cursed

[@hellfaeries]

Damien is experiencing the pains of being a teacher. Including feelings of “How else can I say this so you understand what we are doing?” OR “Did I not literally just say that?” OR “You’re going to ask no matter what I say so”

[@raebaebee]

I was going to comment this! My high school students are JUST like Noah in this.

[@hellfaeries]

@@raebaebee I teach middle school, they don’t change all that much between buildings 😂

[@vexhutton8940]

Damien is simultaneously holding people hostage and being held hostage

[@tianeejackson3801]

I hope this comment blows up

[@lightningjim]

Is he holding himself hostage?

[@vexhutton8940]

@@lightningjim the very essence of the show, which is a part of him, is what is holding him hostage

[@elspethtirel2461]

Damien himself is inherently a hostage situation, tbh. Pretty sure he's holding Garrett hostage in every episode of eat it or yeet it he's in too

[@vexhutton8940]

@@elspethtirel2461 it would explain why always likes the food lmao

[@vlahakisnick]

Petition to make Noah either a regular or a cohost for Damien on this show. He is the perfect foil for insane Damien

[@MatMcB]

Keith is just as bad(good) though

[@sarahh4537]

@@MatMcB Two halves of the same coin.

[@fatmambodje2944]

@@sarahh4537 is it what a secret agent

[@SplinteredLimb]

Here's my signature

[@k_Emptyhead]

He just knows how to break people 🤣

[@jameshoang2060]

Damien wearing that blazer is like Shayne wearing the blonde wig No one is safe

[@burdenedwithgloriouspurpos9132]

oh no, imagine Courtney freakin' Miller on the show, that would be pure chaos!

[@Qtini]

@@burdenedwithgloriouspurpos9132 well now I want a totally in character episode of the show.

[@burdenedwithgloriouspurpos9132]

@@Qtini I totally agree! They need to do it! Lol

[@morosorodubuc5110]

“We stole them from Eugene Lee Yang!” Me: *gasps* GIVE HIM BACK HIS BURGER BOOTS! THIEVES!

[@oliviabreska5121]

First thing i thought was "how could u steal from him u meanies!?!"

[@ForNeverYoursAlways]

I hope he got his boots back!

[@emilyclaire28]

This was timed perfectly. Damien being beyond done with Noah in the opening is exactly my Friday mood with any coworker who asks me for anything today.

[@siriusgray]

“I wanted you to take this serious and you didn’t take it serious” is possibly Damien’s best line since joining Smosh.

[@hayden_fz]

I feel like this is the calmest damien has ever been on this show

[@kahlyda]

This is a disappointment and I dont even wanna watch now but I'm gonna

[@dumbdaintydude]

that's what he wants us to think...

[@humblepieandI]

No. No. I would not agree. His intro sounded like he had been snorting his meds off shanes abs

[@lichtheimer]

"Shayne, legally you have take all of these things home." "I don't...." I wouldn't contradict Damien in that jacket and tie for all the money in the world no matter how much it costs.

[@Zipstone]

This role must be great for Damien because he gets to release all his pent up frustration lol

[@zukoHD]

bruh if noah got kidnapped he would legit annoy his captor so much with his questions they'd just take him back and leave him where they found him.

[@isaabellamartins]

The way Noah so easily aggravates Damien gives me life

[@Muttsley]

Eugene is gonna be so mad when he finds out where his Whataburger boots went

[@Sylvscats]

@@darthvidar-spiller5343 i hope you're joking

[@Veronicz]

It went to a worthy cause.

[@luluclapd13]

@@darthvidar-spiller5343 he is from the try guys

[@thespankmyfrank]

@@Sylvscats Dude, not everyone knows every youtuber lol, they were just asking a simple question.

[@mydy5863]

This is so underrated hdiehd

[@hopelesslydull7588]

"We stole them from Eugene Lee Yang." Damn right you did. Whataburger for life.

[@Pepperclip092]

Ok so I love Eugene but can you explain what it means pls I don't get it 🥲

[@Galiant2010]

@@Pepperclip092 So I can't specifically remember hearing him say anything about this, but I know that Eugene is from Texas and, despite being as liberally opposed to the conservative nature of Texas that he is he does take a sense of pride in some things from there. So Texas and cowboy boots, and Whataburger originated in Texas, too. That's about the only connection I can think of. But I do love hearing one group I follow shoutout people from other groups. Especially since I don't think Smosh and Try Guys have had too much crossover?

[@cgg7916]

@@Galiant2010 They did Mario kart video together

[@thespankmyfrank]

@@Galiant2010 they've done TNTL. :)

[@Pepperclip092]

@@Galiant2010 oh yes! I get the texas reference now, I know Eugene takes pride from his texas roots, and I know about whataburger because one video that he did with Ashley on Buzzfeed. I just didn't get the cowboy reference and all that because I'm from India haha, I got way too excited when he said his name is all I know

[@karissa5767]

Noah asking questions while Damien looses his sanity is my favorite thing about these videos

[@LeahKlein]

i can’t believe you guys got THE co_mill on the show! incredible! show-stopping! perfect 5 star rating on yelp!

[@nuclearleprechaun5075]

I love how Noah just destroys the guy thats supposed to be crazy and have all the power

[@Eagle-rv3iy]

I will be upset if damien is not wearing the charm bracelet in his next video

[@danielpleitez-martinez7638]

Be prepared to be upset

[@moomiester666]

Please never stop doing these! They make me laugh every time!

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Noah realizing he could've won Round 2: *It was this moment that he knew, he F'd up*

[@rabiacameron9866]

yea i'm confused, wasn't he meant to win round 2? coz he was the closest to $38

[@Aguadiablo]

@@rabiacameron9866 Probably using Price is Right rules.

[@Stephie0125]

Shayne's face while Courtney is smelling the candles had me rolling 🤣

[@lifewithemann8510]

Time stamp

[@siaantimoney9621]

@@lifewithemann8510 10:40

[@COMsquared]

0:26 Shayne clapping immediately, blindly following his unhinged bff we love it and it is the safest choice with this hazard of a show host

[@kenziebailey9142]

Not gonna lie, I watched the first half sober and the second half......not sober.........but I laughed the whole time. Damien and shaynes interactions have me nearly in tears. Thank you.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Everyone asks about how many jelly beans are in a jar but nobody asks HOW is the jar

[@aliciarr448]

Unhinged Damien interacting with shayne? Yes pls

[@ryantrafton2085]

Watching Courtney sniff all of the candles in the end killed me.

[@NaTeesha85]

"Noah, you'll go far here." (5 minutes later) "I don't understand you."

[@IamJordanc007]

I usually just watch, like and move on. I rarely… rarely comment, but the edit at 6:44 with the Fetty Wap instrumental brought me so much joy. I’ll be coming back to the video forger just for that. Thanks editor!

[@alaynajohnson6818]

This works out perfectly because, as we all know from Shayne's apartment, he loves candles!

[@erikamichellet]

3:14 i feel like this really represents the core of this series hahaa

[@phntmn9244]

Shane just won 6 more candles for ian to steal

[@haliensexist]

The fact that you guys still keep in touch with the Try Guys makes me so happy 🥰

[@talen2.0]

This doesn’t seem like a smosh episode, it just seems like a bunch of friends hanging out together 😂… just with a bunch of people with cameras staring at them. This is why I love this channel so much

[@Alertse]

Bahahaha I watched Safiya turn these into a frankencandle now this a great duo of videos for reactions ,😆 Edit when they said got it from garage looked for the melon balls scoops to see if it was from Safiya

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Theme: Bougie fast food merch Noah: *pOcKy*

[@Vodka4MyLlamas]

Damien is gonna have an aneurysm or two if he has to deal with Noah on this show anymore 🤣

[@Kevin-ug5nd]

Courtney sniffing the candles at the end and visibly suffering, but not stopping.

[@trinityshuler5702]

Damiens energy on this show is so chaotic and I love it. WHATRE THOOOOOOOOOSE

[@leinaamatsuji-berry561]

Wait I knew Eugene was such a Texan and Whataburger fan but these BOOTS!? 🤠👢

[@Memecious]

Who else literally feels like KZbin is their best friend during Covid.

[@drift2196]

Preach

[@jiminyspigotsskunkshack]

You have a disease

[@kingminos4458]

More like my whole life lol

[@xaviers5781]

I'm literally watching every episode this is my favorite game show ever. I could watch Damien all day.

[@Ruby-jb6en]

6:02 Noah’s question was valid and I definitely would asked the same question because charms are sold separately from bracelets in quite a few cases! I love this show and love it’s chaotic energy!

[@kaylawright8610]

So happy to see another episode... i was getting nervous they weren't making them any more.

[@yousif4]

4:37 Quality additions to Shayne's candle collection!

[@lancepineda293]

0:52 This interaction was so cute I can't haha Damien's little burp and Shayne's tiny smile face

[@jpopdubber]

Imma need this show to come back 😂😂 I was always so sad it didn’t get as many views as it deserves. People just didn’t take this show seriously and I wanted them to take it seriously.

[@barbarian-furu]

pips didnt take it seriously so smosh took it away

[@E3N_Bierski]

“If you count all the beans in a jar do you go, oh do I count the jar too?!!”😂

[@taradreams3]

"We stole them from Eugene Lee Yang" Me, a tryceratops: 👀👀👀

[@Marioroops]

The Eric Andre crowd "yes" always gets me.

[@roobanjacob702]

I never thought malaysia would ever be mentioned on this channel 😂 btw love you guys ... fan from malaysia 😆

[@maddy0325]

this show is pure chaos and i live for it every time man

[@afiqazizan77]

Damien: "All the way from Malaysia...." Me: *insert Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme*

[@StormBoy95]

Noah: what do you want me to guess? Damien: death stare Me:😂😂😂

[@w.tmobd3998]

"Executive Producer: Sarah Whittle"

[@Kardinalred]

This episode felt particularly more chaotic, and I enjoyed every bit of it.

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

The Quarter Pounder candles sold out fast because I bought most of them

[@jameshudson6414]

I loved that Eric Andre show yell in the crowd at the beginning, that had to be shayne or Damien’s idea 😂

[@dawncl6205]

Noah and Damien duo in this show is gold!!

[@CJMGalaxy]

The fact that I now know that Eugene Lee Yang owns Whataburger boots because I was watching Smosh is so strange.

[@jessh1691]

When Damien said “bring in the beef” I literally got a McDonald’s ad of beef burgers on the grill😂

[@sshawauthor4583]

I could watch that cut to Damien death glaring at Noah forever. 🤣

[@tinesea17]

Noah's chaotic energy on top of Damien's cray vibe made this episode extra special

[@jessicadavidov9740]

Damien is such a chaotic host I love it

[@roguenerd6858]

6:14 the most chilling look of 2021 so far

[@picholasphoa3022]

Finally, a contestant from Malaysia!

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

8:26 I saw you Shayne checking her out or maybe Shayne was thinking I got to get me some of those cowboy boots 😆🤣

[@isaiahscorner]

Alternate Title: Noah making damien lose his sanity

[@ziqiodell7509]

6:39 best part ever, not to mention the song in the background

[@Koltyn]

This feels crazy to say but, I wish these were longer. Could Damien handle that much chaotic energy??

[@tommyzoid4691]

This is my favorite show that's ever existed... 'What're Those Damien' is my hero

[@CannabisChaos]

It feels like Shane is there just to be the supportive parent. The one that goes to his sons school play, cheering him on, even tho his son is standing in the corner playing Tree #4.

[@tomodaphne]

Not me instinctively clapping at 3:41 because that’s how my teachers got our attention in elementary school.

[@heyitsalli9173]

I love that Smosh x Try Guys crumb 😂

[@MeredithHagan]

I’m glad that the chaotic energy of What Are Those hasn’t changed with Damien getting his hair cut.

[@matthewreid4434]

ive loved every episode of this show, but this one was definitely my fav of all time.

[@LukosAnthropos]

Damien is a being of pure chaotic energy and I am here for it

[@nopenope1018]

I am always here for the amount of chaotic that Damian gives us in these videos.

[@guilhermekhoury2091]

Petition to play a recorded Sarah laugh in the background since she's not there anymore

[@nileshgoel8076]

She's still the Executive Producer of this episode, as written in description

[@yay4yoyos]

@@nileshgoel8076 yeah but you can’t hear her laugh

[@raysravens52]

Find someone who looks at you the way Damien looks at Noah.

[@getaloadofthisguy2927]

I got my parents for that

[@ShyAbuse]

Choo choo. All aboard the thirst train for confident and forceful Damien. This is your conductor. Please remain seated no matter how parched you may be.

[@deonteosayande8420]

17.38 feddy wopp reference lmaooooo, this is hilarious lol

[@mistercrow8866]

This is most done I've seen Damien and it's hilarious 😂

[@infintejest6515]

I feel like noah is the only guy who can bully 'clever corps' and get away with it😂😂😂

[@orakaye]

By far, The BEST show on Smosh. That is high freakin' praise.

[@sarccastro7879]

lol I love how badly Damien sets these up.

[@SamLovesHorrorMovies]

Noah is the best What're Those contestant ever!

[@k_Emptyhead]

Noah does not care who you are or how you act. He will break you. He is the perfect counter to Chaos Damien.

[@phoebeneville2321]

this is my favourite show smosh has ever done, purely because you get to see Damien live his best f*cking life

[@xaviermccreary4670]

The fact that the show isn't named "What are those" but that's what they all keep saying😂

[@trumpetlad123]

apparently sarah made Damien crazy crazy

[@nuketheburrito9108]

What’re Those Damien is such a mood and I live for it

[@semyonpronin3652]

Wow, those McD candles will make a nice addition to all others Shayne has at home

[@alyssa_lynnae]

Did Shayne give Damien the bracelet or not??!!! I NEED to know!!

[@spaaanny]

This is my favorite Damien

[@fnale72]

Ayyyy! Sherrptop from Malaysia 🇲🇾... Love yaa from Malaysia 🇲🇾

[@atdgsoad]

My favourite episode so far. Almost forgot I am trying to survive a pandemic.

[@jeffreyfulstone7763]

Wait... Shayne won everything? That means he must take celebrity guest Courtney Miller home!