We Bought an EGG off the Dark Web!

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In this episode, Parker and Chester use a Dark Web auction site, to buy an egg.
Our other channels:
-'Life of Luxury' ( / lifeofluxury )
-'LuxuryReacts' ( / luxuryreacts )
Parker's instagram: @parkerhaj
Chester's instagram: @snipertrader20
BUY LUXURY MERCH: luxurydark.tv/
DISCLAIMER: These videos are produced with the intent entertain and for artistic purposes. No animals were harmed in the making of this episode.

[@LuxuryDark]

*100k likes for next episode* HAPPY HALLOWEEN 👻 #LUXARMY

[@melanies.tunnelvision]

YAYAYAYYAYA

[@kedarriousray1080]

I WANT BOTH OF YALLS BOOTYS

[@SPNGLovato18]

Yes sir!

[@elliefowler2508]

absolutely!

[@Sunny.From.OMORI4]

Yessir

[@lyla3281]

Chester : “yo click on that stick it looks cool!” Parker: “its a stick” Chester is my inner child

[@bunnened...2913]

Omg stick

[@Kevster655]

Imagine after that he said "what u can play guns with sticklook its cool!"

[@rabbitgaming888]

“yo click on that stick it looks cool!” - Chester 2022

[@nifunifa6231]

It is from Yugoslavia💙🤍❤

[@wong1030]

Chester: bro look at that thing, it looks cool! Parker: there’s nothing…

[@zaimov_umut]

chester always regrets finding these sites

[@p0larnyy]

but he never learns

[@Lukenatrob41]

He regrets is right

[@ShadowSkull.]

He's just used to it

[@ChickenNugget-fv1oz]

@•°Alice-Moki°• Lol 😂

[@becca9803]

So true

[@Lianndjinn23]

12:02 HES FIRST WORD! *MAMA*! CONGRATS FOR UR BABY MAMA CHESTER🎉 (thanks for 32 likes!)

[@sushovandas9964]

Y2yshwjwgegywhqhyqjqshheusjdhwidjeidhdhsisge7ihqh sh3hsngvqihh j3vrhehewhj2hehehehehejejjwjsjsjsjsjsjshshshshshshshsnsn 😅😅😅😅😅😊😊😊😊😊😢😢😢😢😢😮😮😮😮😮🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@im_nameless12]

😂

[@fattycat6863]

@@sushovandas9964what the fuck are u trying to say

[@DylanZorro-Pvp]

XD

[@ElaTravers]

chester and parker becoming parents so cute

[@finnboy2024]

Chester must be a proud mother ☺️

[@Mochiplaysmm2]

True

[@JKF10210]

He must be on lots of crack if he hasn't learned his lesson

[@hannahwills8970]

Ah hell nah man

[@shadow_ig]

HI FINN

[@LOYLifeofYetipostor]

OMG Finn i found you in the comments LOL

[@GhostKing-bq4sh]

Highest Bid on the Egg: $50 Chesters Bid: $15,000

[@rabbitgaming888]

Why?

[@AandA6498]

@@rabbitgaming888 mama)

[@rabbitgaming888]

@@AandA6498 Creepy Baby/Man!

[@axolotlplaysyt7383]

Chester: I didn't bid that much😅

[@Its_KarmaLol]

Yeah that's stupid

[@chandehfox5083]

why isnt nobody talking about how they didnt post in a year? like what happened to them????

[@I_luv_gronk]

Gone… reduced to ash

[@user-jl7lk3nw8u]

He died of ligma

[@caprirambough6247]

he only poses two times a year

[@chandehfox5083]

@@caprirambough6247 oh

[@Lurkfish-nm4yc]

They posted a few months ago on Life of Luxury

[@Radiantscale]

bro im sorry, but when the different auctions appeared, what is "24 hours alone with Mouse" that sounds genuinely TERRIFYING-

[@domonicsantalucia9002]

I was expecting like an alien or something but I guess humanity is a lot scarier lol 😂

[@x.vee.]

Ikr😂

[@glitchallieplayz230]

lmao you're right i guess

[@DeclanBurnsYoutube]

Shut up its not human

[@Meme_Egg.]

super scary... wait that means... that Chester is a *MAMA??* MAMEEEAW

[@tensazangetsuvch.3962]

🤣🤣

[@its._.sam0530]

The fact Parker just whipped out a apron is hilarious

[@nadiaapriliajasmin36]

Hi guys, where are you? How come you never upload videos again? I really miss your videos..

[@Stinky_Ray]

2:28 Chester:”😰😰” LMAO

[@mr.reborn5518]

So, is the pattern "Life of Luxury" = Always listen to Chester and "LuxuryDark" = Always listen to Parker? Weird... Maybe this duality is why they never listen to each other in-character.

[@yourtimetraveleralara]

İdk

[@grime69]

That's true

[@_RaspberryDude]

İ agree

[@Mr.PurpIe]

Holy sh!t your right

[@mariacantik3367]

Yes that’s true

[@Pink_queen846]

Chester is a very good mother he wants everything and actually takes care of it not really but yeah…..

[@Pink_queen846]

He doesn’t really take care of it but In this video he did

[@clintpaulomacalanda4262]

AYO WHAT

[@The_MelnCat]

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

[@The_MelnCat]

ONLY IN OHIO

[@The_MelnCat]

OHIO EGG BE LIKE

[@ZainDarawsheh]

People watching in 2024 😎

[@saniscara24robloxplayer]

Me

[@ArtistGirl897]

Um ya me

[@aliciaescobar289]

Me I guss

[@happyfluffyday]

Died

[@theonewhodrums_]

I mean.. It came out just 2 years ago lmao

[@huizhao1866]

Bro is crawling on the floor because he’s too scared without his mama😂😂😅😅!❤

[@MadlyParrot5345]

I respect the fact that this channel no longer takes itself seriously

[@funfungerman8401]

did it ever xD?

[@I.like.Wildlife]

Lol

[@scarlettleopardpie7415]

Agreed.

[@totnotgru9350]

Haha yea

[@Amei_In_The_House]

Never did lol

[@Samiro90_YT]

1. Dont let chester buy stupid stuff 2. Trust chester everytime what he says

[@Kpopbutterfly1411]

Yeah fr 🤣

[@MikeClemons]

HOW DOES CHESTER ALWAYS GET HIS SELF IN THESE SITUATIONS 😂😂😂

[@Agrinchthatsgrouchy483]

Parker: how much did you bid on it?! Chester: not that much. One week earlier: *bids 15,000*

[@emilygearing9778]

I am surprised Parker hasn't taken Chester's internet away 😂

[@franciscolandicho7764]

😂in u Jun ed

[@ohyeahthatswhy]

The legends returns.

[@Rafa-pk5ib]

Olá

[@NynnaOnYT]

True

[@ixdfnxel344]

Frrrr

[@Rafa-pk5ib]

@@ixdfnxel344?

[@lukeraborn1647]

True these guys make the BEST videos for entertainment

[@fxn09here]

Can't wait to put this video in the school trip TV 😂

[@user-jl6js2kc4d]

The way Parker said” you can’t read right? To Chester!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@orangutansrcool925]

Im proud chester is a mother, his personality is just sunglasses, being smart in scary situations, and beind stupid in Reasonable situations

[@MiguelOliveira-hh1ue]

7:57 mama

[@MiguelOliveira-hh1ue]

4:18 EGG Bird?

[@Galaxywalker67]

Bruh

[@Gjgjjf]

🙅🙅😡😔😔😔😔😎😎😎

[@MiguelOliveira-hh1ue]

@@Gjgjjf WAKE UP

[@BubbleBubbleBubblePop]

what a good mother Chester is

[@_beauty_of_1slxmx_]

@lilyana merritt lol 😆

[@_beauty_of_1slxmx_]

@lilyana merritt it’s like so true he was on the egg

[@aprilmalik1630]

Lol 😂🎉

[@liannealexisroldan2579]

WHAT THE HELL AND F4

[@thegamesguy1023]

LOL 😂

[@Kiroo860]

2:23 BAHHAHAHAHAH “U can read right?”😭

[@GraciesChannel-wb8pm]

Parker: Bro how much did you bid on this?! Chester: not that much… ‘Also Chester who bidded $15,000💀’:

[@somerandomshorts0]

I like how Chester is still holding the camera no matter what

[@rumbo4047]

And he always gets his glasses no matter what happens

[@lynnie5478]

@@rumbo4047 He has to

[@BaldyBasic14]

@@lynnie5478 why what happened

[@Sugarplum..]

​@@BaldyBasic14 probably sensitive eyes

[@user-is-unavailable]

seeing chester slumped over an egg like he's drunk will forever be my favourite bit of this channel

[@EthairBlox]

Haha 😆

[@lavydoan1425]

E

[@EF23.]

He like it big

[@user-is-unavailable]

@@EF23. HAHAHHA

[@tylergamingshark8497]

And he like it chunky

[@notch3701]

4 Things 1 why was there an GROWN MAN IN THE EGG 2 did Parker know that Chester bid on the egg with 15k dollars? 3 why is Chester the target of every weird thing 4 how is Chester still alive

[@user-tx6fq6ob8d]

the pampers on the Chester 😂😂 whole time

[@kaptain_art3143]

i like how chester dosent even get that scared when he realizes someone is in his bed and assumes its parker

[@Ieatasscrack]

It's funny, because why would Parker be in Chesters bed????

[@dugongyyy_4232]

@@Ieatasscrack bromance

[@l1ll1]

😂😂

[@Ieatasscrack]

@@dugongyyy_4232 sexual relations,or is that too far???

[@Ieatasscrack]

@@TwistedIndividual992 ...i see ur point...

[@cxpr1an]

respect to the guy they paid to go inside an egg and dress up as a baby

[@SodaDrinker1.]

Fr 💀

[@JerushaESilva]

HE IS A GROWN MAN

[@GVSFXbladers]

​@@JerushaESilvathey're grown men most people in this fuckig channel are grown men

[@user-uj8wl7cc4f]

🥚

[@Winnner95hartono]

www.twitch.tv/kaise

[@miaminecraft4847]

Anyone else see “24 HOURS ALONE with mouse”? Ngl that would be a fun video

[@user-bb9oj8zf5l]

Excuse me, When will you guys release the new video? I'm really looking forward to it. 😰

[@ilikemybananashotyt]

he doesent care how scary it is, chester loves all the creatures you guys get.

[@dice_an_ice]

Expect the ones Parker wants and loves like the clone and girlfriend

[@suwa9793]

how nice of him!!!!@!!!

[@toesgobbler999]

hes such a good mother doe

[@ilikemybananashotyt]

@Trollge_Gaming hi

[@niagraceortega1275hujkk]

😱😱😱😱😱💀💀💀💀❕

[@Auroradahl11]

The fact that Chester thought it was Parker at 11:46 😂

[@Unicornjuice689]

11:50

[@romanlivia63]

😂😂😂

[@jusisz483]

Chester is such a good parent ☺️☺️

[@Probloodish]

I remember another colne episode on this channel in which chester and parkar bought another vlone but fully cloned clone of parker which attacked parker and chester locked them in a flooding room and saved the clone and now it is deleted

[@barhatnayatyaga961]

11:50 😅😂😂😂chester scaried by big man when he said mama

[@CHAOS_Scientist]

Bro took so long to actually scream lol

[@SahrultwinYT]

Fr

[@aleksandrapetrovic774]

As a person from former Yugoslavia, I can confirm that the 'hurt stick' definitely exists - used as a disciplinary measure by parents ont heir kids. This use of it does indeed lead to confusion, headaches and loss of bowel control at the sight of it.

[@Arkofpainting]

There isn’t a single person from former Yugoslavia that doesn’t know of the pain stick.

[@braydenlombard4419]

you must have learned from experience

[@amandaserrano1018]

as I do...I'm black nd my dad either left or beat me nd he beat me 😔 I know the pain of the stick I almost lost my bowel all over my dad...when he uh used it..

[@vijayaramanareddy7593]

The mama was sooo funny for some reason lol

[@ClixsenGaming]

Chester: walks around the house at midnight with sunglasses💀

[@DeathOfAPrince]

Congrats Chester finally being a mother! 😂

[@AandA6498]

AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAH😂😂😂😂

[@Theonesofsoccer]

Well not a mother you mean dad

[@marxnigel7790]

Well You congrats have failed homework either

[@DeathOfAPrince]

@@marxnigel7790 uhh, English please?

[@VoxelMoon]

Father

[@Heysisters66]

The part when the man took his underwear off and put it on Chester’s head got me rolling on the floors😂

[@Crispymylesreal]

AYO

[@Cameraman482]

SUSSY 😅

[@KillerRex5834]

Spoiler yedim şuan

[@TTTtube0105]

SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS

[@L4Z1N3SS_]

ITS A DIAPER

[@PhilipGaming101]

Bro the Video already has Over 100.000 likes

[@alexavalencia3281]

Chester is a proud scared and terrified mother😂

[@riooir56]

chester cares about his child so much such a good mother

[@itzzjulie4904]

Yes hes such a caring mother!

[@RANDOMMMMyippyshorts]

Yeah he's such a good mother (≡^∇^≡)

[@Yatesgirl0903]

THAT IS NOT A BABY

[@shadowandbenjamin6028]

@@Yatesgirl0903 r/wooosh

[@Number1..splitandpilbyfan]

Ikr parker was such a bad dad he wanted to get that baby in da orphanage

[@anemoia6]

this channel hardly takes itself seriously yet its still better than 90 percent of horror movies lmao

[@totnotgru9350]

Ikr haha

[@ElizabethGrantz]

No it’s dogshit

[@hadzisaniii]

and they get millions of views, I don't know how they do it🙆🏾‍♂️

[@mukurolkusaba]

nawr.

[@nightmarefoksikhello2419]

Мне кажется это не правда

[@deeptitibrewal]

4:52 Chester - Look how big it is! There's gotta be something amazing in there. Me - Yup yup definitely 💀

[@jasonsholtes-green146]

Bring these back guys!!!

[@amber5950]

Chester’s so excited and happy then Parker is so serious lol

[@safespace907]

Chester trying to protect the egg is just adorable 😂😂

[@gemmaacompanado]

Ye ik😂

[@aira_ofcl0968]

yes, you are absolutely right. He's so cute UnU

[@Kneesh445]

You're right.

[@Itoman503]

@@aira_ofcl0968 Lol you failed to write uwu

[@SNAKE-cw2qm]

Lmao fr,but i feel like chester is sometimes dumb and sometimes not😂

[@mordecai89907]

To everyone asking where the clone video go it got deleted due to age restriction and got reuploaded by a archive/alternative channel

[@user-ej6el3ky4t]

Bro age restrictions how it's not innopropriot

[@TejveerSingh-xk6sp]

Chester is a good mother 👩 he is so caring😇

[@my_vlog2478]

Chester not being able to read is my new fav fact

[@godzillatoons3947]

Chester rule #1: don’t leave him alone with a pc.

[@Pojavplayer1]

That's it

[@dewminahasarel]

Now I know why these guys seem like didn't sleep.🤣

[@JustKaylaX]

I WAS LITERALLY LAUGHING WHEN THE PERSONS DIAPER FELL OFF ON CHESTER AND WHEN IT WAS WALKING WIERD IN THERE BACKYARD WITH NO CLOTHES ON

[@rinrxl]

That cameo with Chester sitting over the egg was certainly interesting..

[@milicapopovic8598]

It is worth waiting a few months for a new video, knowing that it will be 15-20 minutes of pure humor

[@connor3689]

Yes

[@L16htW4rr10r]

And with a little bit taste of fear. X,D

[@connor3689]

@@L16htW4rr10r qnd drugs on the side yummy

[@tsuki-3699]

Very worth it.

[@RedouaneSgher-oy9pb]

"kiss the cook"💀

[@MagicKatPlayx]

11:51 "MÆH MÆH” 💀

[@godslayer4273]

Easter egg: Congratulations! you just found a gay guy sleeping on your bed 11:44

[@SuhaFaisal]

Parker: "No more than $300" Chester: *Buys an egg for $1, 500"

[@L16htW4rr10r]

Nah, it's even worse. Its 15000 x,D

[@nishitverma3007]

@@L16htW4rr10r Nah It’s definitely 1,500000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars- Well I don’t know if that number exists at all :/

[@Kakan2024su]

@@nishitverma3007 no one can't buy that much money

[@ayanrehman5245]

Faching boring

[@Anosvoldigoat_]

​​@@Kakan2024su bro are they youtubers

[@ArtistGirl897]

Bro Chester was interested in a HuRt StIcK 😂

[@Nature-brother.s]

Chester: you can read right? Chester: *awkward silence*

[@q.u.i.t449]

They never failed to entertain us 🎃

[@farhanlabibhaque5344]

Ya it's right but there content was awesome

[@Robloxwithflash]

facts

[@fa6mi379]

Faxxxxx

[@Frihetens_land]

Cute pfp btw! A dog! My fav lol

[@Lemon_Dude_]

Fr

[@GimenaMejia-xn9pk]

the way the thing inside the egg said mama ir was making me go flying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@happyfluffyday]

11:54 why does it look like ronald's and karina's dad in sis vs bro😂😂😂

[@betkapeckova]

Can we talk about Parker having a “kiss the cook” apron while he’s only living with Chester

[@drexxhomie1867]

So its a bron

[@VNotpostinganymore]

So thas sussy when I think about it Parker: puts on apron Chester: *thinks* kiss the cook!? Also Chester: *kisses parker*

[@Youngy321]

Gay

[@user-vb4zp6qo7x]

@@VNotpostinganymoreAyo wtf

[@user-vb4zp6qo7x]

@@VNotpostinganymoreAyo wtf

[@hirobrine2112]

10 years later Chester: Bro click on that leaf it looks cool

[@rabbitgaming888]

Another 10 years later Chester: Bro click on that piece of dirt it looks cool!

[@tobbe3430]

Another another 10 years later Chester: Bro click on that one singular rice grain it looks cool!

[@rabbitgaming888]

@@tobbe3430 10 Years Later Chester: Bro click on that speck of dust it looks cool!

[@cutiegachathebest5569]

@@rabbitgaming888 10 years later chester:bro click on that atom it looks cool!

[@ForeTopiaOfficial]

@@cutiegachathebest5569 10 years later Chester: bro click on that subatomic particle, it looks cool!

[@user-hr5li7su6j]

Parker and his kiss the chef apron 😭😭💀

[@annahoftijzer7396]

Chester is such a proud mother :33

[@berry.6617]

EXPLAIN HOW CHESTER JUST AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMED IT WAS PARKER IN HIS BED

[@mY.ch3MicAL.rvm4nc3]

Because Parker is the only person that’s knowingly in the house

[@Yumeko.1]

Fr

[@hurley3944]

theyre gay

[@mY.ch3MicAL.rvm4nc3]

@@hurley3944 no I am

[@HydeShot]

1. He lives with Parker, so it’s obvious that in case there’s someone, it must be Parker. 2. They gae.

[@sophieschmoyer8728]

7:57 - MAMA!

[@Valveiscool.]

11:51 MAMA

[@Oliver98462]

12:02 MAMA!!!

[@INSTA.krash_out_b01z]

10:02 MAMA

[@Man_gamer537]

@@INSTA.krash_out_b01z stop samming my name

[@iamtheikeashark_anti_uttp]

Freddie Mercury

[@Spy64theWolf]

CaseOh pulled us here with his gravitational pull.

[@OnlyAris_7676]

Parker is the concerned parent whose child bought something weird on the internet

[@heidichimoyo]

No Chester is

[@MaLiuBatel]

@@heidichimoyo how

[@loujanes2180]

@@MaLiuBatel you know

[@ainsleyblundon4180]

Hope those croissants were worth it parker-

[@zanlamon8062]

Bro it been long enough😭 post who agrees?

[@MasteroogwgayFan]

9:58 the way the guy twerks😂😂

[@definitelynotwillow]

Can we appreciate his kiss the cook shirt?

[@lynnie5478]

chester bought it for him 😏

[@sassyqueen9040]

@@lynnie5478 😂😂

[@The_Final_Dance]

IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW CHESTER THOUGHT PARKER WAS SLEEPING NEXT TO HIM?? 😭😭

[@SakuraMuichiros_Wife]

Chester is always the target 😭

[@bl00d-d3ar]

Parkster canon confirmed?

[@SakuraMuichiros_Wife]

@@bl00d-d3ar yup 👍🏻

[@FreddieMiller-dt5cv]

@@SakuraMuichiros_Wifeomg that’s so true

[@gabbyasher5957]

They deleted there new vid, I never got to watch it 😢

[@Reeper2388]

How that the baby got that diper 😂🤣

[@einkleinersevi4544]

This man was more scarier than every monster😂

[@WanderingLoner1]

Specially from close-up view lol

[@ms.blxe3285]

Definitely 😂

[@Mochiplaysmm2]

Hes trurly gay

[@AandA6498]

11:52 Mama) AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGH😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊

[@KurosakiIc]

YES

[@FeloniousGru20104]

Finally a new LuxuryDark video!! Keep up the great work Parker and Chester!!

[@Ciaraortiz2.0]

Frlllll❤😂

[@Rafa-pk5ib]

🍷🗿

[@Alotsis]

YEAHH

[@Rafa-pk5ib]

@@Alotsis ola

[@shadow_ig]

Hey minion fan u subbed to finnboy20 too..

[@raven-edgewindwalker23]

Parker: Why don't you Read it! Chester: *Scratches His Head* Sometimes I'm just not so sure of what to read on something that can give me bad news XD😂

[@INARIUS-rn6so]

Cant wait for the pain clone episode this week

[@iLikeMakingStuff]

I like how Chester is caring for this human beings egg it’s like he knows how to care for one

[@AndreuAlphapibeTheMemer]

Chester and Parker watch egg, egg will hatch, CHESTER AND PARKER BECOM PROUD PARENTS!

[@autumngaming.]

“THERES GOTTA BE SM AMAZING INSIDE” Parker: 💀

[@arfinhoque2569]

That guy should be proud of himself of getting loving and caring mummy like Chester😪

[@hudsonmcbudson8337]

Bro instantly became Gordon Ramsay😂!!!!! 3:01

[@DragonsWingsHeart]

LOL

[@Valveiscool.]

More like Parker Ramsey Edit: sorry it was a

[@SNAKE-cw2qm]

„kiss the cook“😂

[@drEpicManRF]

12:32 normal Tuesday in the locker room

[@TheRealBacinator]

THAT GOT ME ROLLING OFF MY BED😂 12:31 11:52 10:23

[@AlonTal2003]

I feel bad for Chester because he's the one who always gets stuck with these scary things

[@ariefsetiawan7823]

Well he started it anyway and never learn his lesson, BUT(t) he is a very caring mother ;)

[@richiebaker7722]

Well I didn't feel bad for Chester that egg was scanned

[@gemmapazzibugan2181]

@@richiebaker7722 He shoud not order scary stuffs

[@intensehummingofevil]

@@richiebaker7722i don’t see a barcode

[@Dominus70005]

True

[@Tondon..]

9:40 bro just spawned with diapers

[@INSTA.krash_out_b01z]

10:40