We Broke GTA 5...

[@JiriSvoboda99]

For everybody who didnt manage to stop it at the screen at the end. It says: It went back to the Xbox Juan dashbeard R.I.P. GTA 5 2015 - Kony 2012 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 Heists are a conspiracy to get yout to buy mustard, skrub You dont have to thank me for saving your time ;)

[@Monkimode]

Already read it and I got it on my first try with 0.25 speed

[@steveremington5584]

roses are red violets are violet i'm in the 301+ club and i am violent (⌐■_■)¤=[]:::::::> *TIME TO DIE*

[@shrek5410]

Steve Remington ┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴ I'll just stay over here...

[@Ari_gnlz]

Lol its at 4:30 it should be at 4:20 XD

[@Alex-qr7yh]

KingOfDerpz THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!! REPORTED!

[@Llamable]

0:15 mike is buying supply drops in the background

[@liljequis5775]

Shark cards correction

[@Llamable]

MLG Turtul it was on purpose m8 idk why

[@Ghost-sc3xg]

If any one wants to know what the black screen said it was this "It went back to the Xbox Juan dashboard R.I.P Gta 5 2015 - kony 2012 Heists are a conspiracy to make you buy mustard skurb

[@xlibshua]

Nice copy paste skrub

[@Ghost-sc3xg]

+Nazi Thanks

[@ResalePrimeDirectives]

Rockstar, their own game, broke it they did! Millions of dollars, make they do but cannot afford decent servers, they can!

[@Codan3]

***** half a billion players is a bit much mate

[@GRATUXMc]

Max Dahlin Murphy *Accounts. Includes duplicates, alternate account, and across all consoles. Daily active players are about 1M and a little more across ALL systems. So yeah, its still a big deal

[@thunderpixel4359]

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[@BagelBoyyy]

ThunderPixel435 Because he probably grew up learning english.

[@watchtheworldburnpepe2921]

If u play this on PS4 you won't get notifications the size of your screen and doest carash when there are 32 players. *grabs popcorn

[@Jeyuzu]

Heists = Conspiracy to buy Mustard. Illuminati Confirmed.

[@ThegamingCatTHEgamingcat]

YOO AYT JOHN DE POTATO AAHH 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

[@IdontCreateVideos]

Alex Ross Well said.

[@TheFunnySmiley999]

Ayy lmaooo

[@theshocker2013]

RIP GTA 5... 2015 - Kony 2012 ;-;7

[@x-xx]

\(•_•) ) )z / \ Bitch, I'm fabulous...

[@split8886]

that feel when you actually are in pain from laughing so hard. 2:30

[@TheKittyKatGameZ]

the text at 4:29 is It went back to the xbox juan Dashbeard R.I.P GTA 5 2015 - Kony 2012 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 Heist are a conspiracy to get you to buy mustard, SKRUB.

[@mauwwwww]

Unscramble this words: 1)PNEIS 2)HTLIER 3)NGGERI 4)BUTTSXE Did you get SPINE, LITHER, GINGER and SUBTEXT? No? Ok

[@ThegamingCatTHEgamingcat]

🙆 its something 👕 👢

[@Hard1Gamers]

I got SNIPE, LITHER, GINGER but I didn't get SUBTEXT lol

[@lanekeller4112]

Lol that's funny

[@ok-qz9tg]

it sure is

[@blakdayy]

Fook is a "lither"??

[@deth2871]

Man....I love KYR S33DY

[@Rayzofdeath]

isn't it SP33DY?

[@Monkimode]

poweryop9 He never said anything about SP33DY

[@StraightupDENCH]

poweryop9 no

[@randalranderson]

S33DY is correct. He is a gardener now.

[@lockedoutofaccount]

lol he followed me back when he had like 1 sub

[@dopeymarshmallow3863]

"It went back to the Xbox Juan dashboard R.I.P GTA 5 2015 - Kony 2012 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 Heists are a conspiracy to get you to buy Mustard, Skrub" - MerkMusic 2069 BooceVille

[@nuttkraker2127]

look at the car at 2:28

[@SS_Rogelio]

That was weird

[@Renosirp]

+Rogelio Ahumada 2 true

[@AndrewSmart32]

Fucking Prius

[@nyxmakesnoise]

+Andrew Smart lol

[@stepay1216]

its lag the car skidded in like that

[@willm.3596]

But what if GTA V was not kill?

[@lennyface9175]

Illuminati CONFIRMED!

[@explicitkarma4196]

Its not

[@xCrzGolden]

Illuminati confirmed

[@TheRaceAcer]

eloominartee confermd!!!!!11111!!11

[@landondeaton3490]

Half life 3 confirmed!!!!!!!1111!!!!!11(one one)!!!11111!

[@nyxmakesnoise]

Heists are a conspiracy to get you to buy mustard, skrub. What does that even mean XD

[@jonathanlamas7004]

Omg these videos make me feel so nostalgia

[@alonso6809]

Im waiting for someone to make a lame excuse to say illuminati confirmed * looks in mirror* ......FUCK!

[@hubba6478]

;-;7

[@pokelumspokenews7182]

d(^^)b

[@johntraub3738]

Pokèlums Pokè news 

[@orisheretohelp]

"jasper tou-- trust me. touch me." I LOST IT AT THAT XD

[@mayormccheese2641]

Lol you should try quad feed with every gun in GTA 5

[@yourtrapwaifu7830]

3:10 I have you now laughed my ass off

[@flamingkatana2919]

u r my fav youtuber

[@2ero12]

2:07 "Look at the flowers"-Carol

[@REDx-xm2ff]

M3rk you should play far cry 4 with the yeti DLC

[@theokayestbassist]

Perfect timing for that message after the collateral test lol

[@Kappa876]

Welcome to under 301 club I can offer you some drinks?

[@treymeekster4042]

No

[@jessepinkman5737]

Apple juice please

[@TheCokepolarbear]

Milk would suit me best

[@jessepinkman5737]

TheCokepolarbear milk is for PUSSYS

[@WyattTriplett]

Jesse Pinkman HA apple juice? ill take a glass of apple cider

[@InsaneEnergy]

4:29 it went back to the xbox juan dashboard R.I.P. GTA 5 2015- KONY 2012 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 heists are a conspiracy to get you to buy mustard, skrub.

[@DinoCoke]

I don't see whats racist?

[@christianhansen4773]

Long ago,every so long ago child, they made the black people sit in the back of the bus

[@BelgianCat]

Everyone was in front, but the black skinned person was put more in the back.

[@BelgianCat]

Christian Hansen And whenever there was no more space, the black people had to stand up for the white people.

[@ThegamingCatTHEgamingcat]

AVE YOO SEEN JOHN THE POTATO

[@mrbanditoplaysmc]

History lesson time! in the past black people where forced to sit at the back of; busses, and trains so white people could sit at the front

[@DrScrubbington]

I've always wanted to take my Xbox out on a leash and be like "Xbox, snap neck" and it will just kill whoever I want it to

[@evanp3426]

The game froze at 4:20 ;-;

[@Delta-mo6hn]

whu-"looks at time" WHAT, the fuck?

[@user-yy5sv3wk6t]

No 4:19

[@Delta-mo6hn]

WOLFGAMER 255311 I think mobile adds an extra second, it definitely says 4:20 for me

[@tomf6414]

"just look at the flowers" (walking dead reference)

[@boingo762]

It went back to the xbox juan dashbeard. R.I.P GTA 5. 2015 - Kony 2012. Heists are a conspiracy to get you to buy mustard, skrub.

[@chriscarpenter3370]

Best. Sniper Kill. EVER.

[@zyad48]

"Jasper touch- trust m- touch me, trust me" XDDDD replayed just for that part

[@LowWay.canada]

love these videos the edits and the sounds are perfect

[@isaiahsportsnetwork4683]

That sniper shot was beast

[@rigobertopalafox5319]

00:08 damit i was eating Noodles and couldn't control my laugh

[@Cl4udio92]

2:08 Look at the flowers, M3RK..

[@Duplighost_]

Praise the lord! Jesse is back! And I THINK I saw John at 1:34

[@chasepotter5598]

the car in the background at 2:34 LOL

[@jjkillerization]

What he put in the quick flash of text. "it went back to the dashboard, R.i.P gta, 2015- kony 2012, ;-;7 ;-;7 heists are a conspiracy to get you to buy mustard,Skrub.

[@thefaultyferret]

I love the sandking xl its good truck when its maxed out

[@Thederpman4]

exactly 1 year ago from today

[@jonasgyfto2085]

Heists are a conspiracy to get you to buy mustard LOL

[@Veech24]

This is what it says "It went back back to the xbox juan dashbeard R.I.P gta 5 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 heists are a conspiracy to get you to buy mustard, skrub."

[@guardianofthetenno9340]

Wen u were trying to get the triple kill... OMFG!!! 420 BLAZE IT!!! GET REKT!!!

[@krazyace98]

2:11 if only it was a machina...tf2 players would understand this...

[@ajesseal677]

"Heists are just a conspiricy to get you to buy mustard, skrub." lol wtf

[@Camarohill2]

2:09 "look at the flowers" XD

[@IvanKoretskyy]

4:28 It all make sense now

[@a.roberts4203]

4:08 *Two years later* Well, the year didn't change the problem.

[@tntminecart5458]

(4:30) ain't got no mustard skrub!!!!

[@cookieswag3102]

You're my favorite KZbinr! :D

[@stickfigure0074]

As he colated them all I could imagine was doritos and Mountain Dew floating around the screen and the mlg horn in the background :P

[@oslad53]

Exactly one year after this video was posted. This one video still gets a shit ton of views.

[@timmassey327]

M3RK : oh that was close HOLY SHET

[@elitereaperairsoft5107]

It went back to the Xbox Juan Dashbeard R.I.P GTA 5 2015 - Kony 2012 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 Heists are a conspiracy to get you to but mustard, skrub.

[@stupidtaurus6039]

The sheer panic in his voice at 3:13

[@sunlooper]

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😢😢😢😮😅😅😊😅😢🎉😂😂❤😂🎉😮😅

[@kylesayn9061]

i was subscribed since 5k and your still make good videos

[@therealauric_martin]

The sound of mikes laugh makes me splooge

[@advancedgamer2991]

1:36 RKO out of no where

[@RMS_Fire_Star]

That guy got 6 kills. Hexfeeeeeed!!!!!!! That was pretty amazing

[@TheDarkShadow2440]

sextruple* I think you need a math lesson.

[@BDroid03]

LightningSnipers a hex has 6 sides, he might of gotten them wrong

[@pojelpin9236]

Oh that was close...... BAM

[@Taylorrrcx]

Your vids make me laugh till I cry!😂😂💯

[@Bollar11]

Happy 1.1m subs!!1!

[@mattabm7765]

"It went back to the xbox juan dashbeard R.I.P GTA 5 2015 - Kony 2012 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 Heists are a conspiracy to get you buy mustard, skrub."

[@LynVA]

Jesse hasn't been in a lot of vids lately, glad he's in this one.

[@alessalonso1824]

It went back to the xbox juan dashbeard R.I.P 2015-kony 2012 heists are just a conspiracy

[@LCOfficerUNIT097]

Jasper, touc- trust, uh touch- trust me.

[@melissabaxter3687]

1:10 face from wrestlemania 30

[@JayseeYT]

The thumbnail is fucking terrifying!

[@TheAkramCat]

2:12 OH BABY IT'S A SEXTUPLE

[@DERvilllads]

this face at 1:50 i like it so much xD

[@shermdoespc]

It only took me 20 tries to pause it on that screen at the end

[@frospering]

It went back to the Xbox Juan dashbeard Rip GTA 5 2015 - KONY 2012 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 Heists are a conspiracy to get you to buy mustard, skrub.

[@Zacharoonie123]

When you said yaw. And then Xbox snap cock I laughed choked on my water and almost drowned thank you Erik I love you

[@MadMax0417]

More people=more fun

[@russ_the_racecar2915]

a bad thing is a add for snap fish came up at the beggining

[@frosty.-9977]

I wish I could be able to let out my inner weird without being called crazy

[@ryan2683]

When merk had no face cam

[@caseygarrett5794]

Heist are a conspiracy to get you to buy mustard skrub? Lol

[@b3afy505]

heists are a conspiracy to make you buy mustard, skrub.

[@ikarosalpha4572]

Well played merk!

[@quack_smacker8451]

That secret message doe. Lol

[@EverythingsNotPong]

When he said "everyone just look at the plants." Who else imagined Carol with Lizzie from the walking dead? "Just look at the flowers...."

[@solid_soap9132]

Heists are a conspiracy to get you to buy mustard, skrub

[@chewbaccaiseli]

jesus christ.... He said "Just look at the plants" dammit carol

[@DrewTheRotund]

Hah, you claimed that heists are a conspiracy, who's the skrub now?

[@ShadowD3mon25]

Heists are a conspiracy to make you buy mustard, skrub.

[@davidwhite-mr2xb]

Did anyone notice the car glitch at 2:30

[@nyxmakesnoise]

When you hear Jesse's i have you now Run. Just run.

[@lewisfield380]

1:38 that scared the £&@£ out of me

[@dad7857]

he forgot to say oh baby a triple

[@Zephyr_22]

secret message at the end says: it went back to the xbox juan dashboard R.I.P gta 5 2015- kony 2012 ;-;7 ;-;7 ;-;7 heists are conspiracy to get you to buy mustard, skrub.

[@thiccyeet6051]

2:30 the black car XD

[@codyarmstrong929]

Epic multi kill

[@bruhpog1740]

you make me smile erevy day you uplode your videos

[@bonkmeabeab3563]

I was laughing soooo much because of the first 13 seconds.

[@Nice_Hiss]

It all makes sence now...I bought a wine barrel full of mustard the day heists came out....its all connected

[@MrMillionDub]

Set up 6-man snipe? Set him up for FaZe. 11/10 - IGN

[@dasdestomic1636]

Hey its the TF2 Soldier at 0:50!

[@frostfoxgaming4078]

heists are just a conspiracy to make u buy mustard

[@zacharyvoorhees8798]

you make me want to SPLOOG EVERYWHERE!!!