We call it a moral victory (The Bazaar)

[@CaptnMarvelous]

They call him 007. 0 wins 0 dps 7 times worked at the docks.

[@benlavine6259]

so true

[@satyropodobny101]

Agent Egg, we're requesting your presence in the docks STAT. There's some... sensitive cargo to unload.

[@Buffalax]

We gotta hold on to what we got

[@MadSwedishGamer]

Look on the bright side - he may not have made a huge name for himself like he set out to do, but he massively helped the Bazaar's economy by doing valuable dockwork.

[@Cedisdead]

laughing irl in 2024

[@williammitchell6254]

Nl embarrassed to admit hes wearing audiophile headphones because he had them on mono for like 3 years is gold.

[@williammitchell6254]

Senieser 500s I think

[@RuNacken]

Is there a clip to go with that delicious piece of knowledge?

[@BarBar3ar]

@@RuNacken I think I saw a clip of him discovering stereo audio during a Lethal Company session. Maybe the Librarian video titled Et tu, Apollo has the story, I can't remember tho

[@0Rookie0]

Weren't they a gift from Kate? He didn't buy them then. He just knows they plug in and have an L and an R on them.

[@sckitz1117]

@@BarBar3ar It def happened during a lethal company run - although I don't remember the clip either. Just in case this helps anybody find this golden moment in history

[@boccci]

> needs haste item > has 26 coin > can buy non-weapon item > works on the dock for coin > has 33 coin > moral victory

[@scribesarchive289]

> says he disagrees with a “you always do x” in a strategy game 30 min later

[@handoverthestromboli6715]

you always gotta work as a navigator

[@eden3669]

you get +2xp tho, thats the actual good part of that event still maybe better to try to get a haste item, but youd need to make a call of "this is important enough im gonna take it over the usually better option"

[@Zanaki113]

@@eden3669 yeah but he NEEDED a haste item, not that it mattered because he decided to never get one but still lol.

[@zoom3184]

call him Johnny the way he worked at the docks

[@alexp663]

The children yearn for the mines, the elderly yearn for the docks.

[@IMMAKINGTHISTOPOSTCO]

Every indie deck builder type game should give NL a free key so chat can watch him fumble with obvious choices and enrage them enough they buy the game to prove to themselves it cannot be as hard as he makes it look This might be the greatest untapped marketing strategy of all time

[@WesleyGripes6]

It's BEEN tapped

[@frankiecedeno3724]

You’re just describing those shitty mobile game ads in NL form

[@snoboreddotcom]

​@@frankiecedeno3724yeah I mean that's why they do it. Effective marketing strategy

[@reticentsins]

He's been doing this for years... presumably unintentionally.

[@konga382]

they've been tapping this marketing strategy since 1980s arcade demos bro

[@jarenmeyer1517]

Its crazy that he never stops being surprised for golden skills at the start.

[@Kurobeau]

Dementia is a blessing and a curse

[@CasualYapper]

The juice me squeeze me era is back and I am here for it

[@vansradjmadho8365]

Chocolate 🍫 is also sooooo back

[@MindGobby]

Sap was the bazaars we made along the way

[@benejeneb]

Buy me, sell me, shrimp me

[@genarocarranza9]

> complains enemies have better items > never enters the shop to buy better items

[@nicholasbrekker1046]

It’s bizarre how much I look forward to the Bazaar

[@ferrymanunderthebridge]

how bizarre

[@Karppaguy]

For me its about experiencing the game without buying it for early access:D

[@hectorpeliche2209]

+2

[@pedrobrito4461]

same here, it's a perfect game to watch NL play

[@Livienna]

I c u

[@koheiogushi7582]

watching NL play deck builder games is like watching those fake mobile game ads

[@extol2247]

I mean... he was good at balatro. Tho he fr just doesn't want to read while playing the equivalent of Card based Backpack Battles

[@plastiktuten3866]

> says “ ‘always do x’ strategies are bad” > always takes xp over anything else

[@FriendB]

That's exactly how he knows those strats are bad tho

[@Ace5004]

Ironically, he always takes XP because one of the first backseat chats was "XP is always op"

[@professorpalpatine7188]

“boofius offers you the ganjo, doth thou pluck it?” Might be one of the most powerful phrases uttered by man

[@Immersed94]

CinemaEnjoyer out here posting Hollywood feature length runs. And they say movies are dead

[@iceboundwings6107]

dying at the thought of the plight of axis otaku

[@jamieloomas347]

bro is ALLERGIC to getting items

[@xiricada7121]

Bazaar has quickly become a favorite content…

[@jacobadderley2643]

Keep up the good work Ryan! Way not to get bogged down in all mechanics! Keep slugging brother!

[@kookoo275]

Running the 4 shield cove instead of pet rock amulet and one other small item might be what finally pushes me over the edge

[@Zuignap]

I was gonna wait for f2p but this guy makes me want to buy the game just so I don't have to see him make these mistakes anymore...

[@penguinpun94]

I fell for that with STP years ago brother, don't fall for it

[@NachitoStegmayer]

is this what watching a series die feels like? slay the spire you'll always be with us

[@joshuaharrison8963]

I have incredible news for you

[@NullVoid312]

42:55 -"grind stone is a little slow" -*is his fastest item* NL in a nutshell

[@slowtie89]

Backseating is cringe but can someone please for the love of god tell him to stop taking chocolate bars literally every hour of the day regardless of the other options

[@derpaboopderp1286]

My wife when im eyeing the twix bars

[@decalance]

@@derpaboopderp1286 plus tuah

[@purplelotus531]

Taking the skill that replaces a medium (edit:large*) item on the board 🚫 5% crit ✅

[@knaltor]

But you see, there was nothing he could've possibly replaced the crow's nest with ☝

[@philipshakkour6741]

large item at that

[@NayaM0]

large*

[@Zorua3]

Chat: "You need haste" NL, looking at anywhere but the now-irrelevant large item that could be replaced by haste enablers: "NONE OF THESE SKILLS ARE HASTE"

[@TechnicallyaMoleRat]

23:13 bro got robbed, I am officially resigning as a Type A chatter

[@HolyDeviant1]

>I need haste when I crit, you see, so my sniper rifle is faster >Said sniper rifle is slow and can oneshot enemies GENIUS PLAYS

[@headphonez603]

"XLOOKUP is the new meta" sending me followed up by exactly describing the plight of the modern programmer really hit the nail on the head.

[@sebabbi]

7:26 NL really had a match against the UHC CEO shooter, insane didn’t know Luigi was extremely chill like that

[@mcgoo721]

This is whaty happens to your brain when you become a parent

[@Morflow_]

12:42 Me when I'm playing Mario Party Jamboree on Mega Wiggler's Tree Party and I roll a 4 when I'm 6 spaces from the star

[@derpaboopderp1286]

+2

[@thiagocosta3953]

+2

[@Hamthyme]

obsessed with this game right now. Love your videos bro, keep this one goooing

[@thomasrainsbury5841]

Watching NL make so many misplays is tempting my wallet sooooo bad so I can play it for myself, I just gonna hold out a few weeks

[@kookoo275]

Dude buy the game, they're good devs. They deserve to get paid

[@Tom3kkk]

@@kookoo275 wdym they are good devs, reynoodle has been working on this game for like 10 years and its his first game

[@zatch7349]

Ive noticed that NL tends to over look early hast and tends to loose out on adjacency bonuses due to over focusing damage/crit

[@youburntmytoast4478]

"lets try to not run guns, because we run guns every time" the thumbnail:

[@andrewjsusanto]

Ryan’s Bazaar Adventure

[@simonperoulas4815]

we’re NL bros of course we complain about the gameplay but love the videos

[@DForSpiD]

NL feeding my need for this game since I can't really justify the cost for a game that's going to be free soon this close to Christmas

[@hamchurger4566]

this comment hit me to my core

[@azztomouth6913]

Check the subreddit for beta keys

[@dazedowl]

I have to play it myself so that I can buy the skill that replaces a big ass crow's nest holding the board hostage... but christmas it is

[@ryansternberg1681]

Its been 20 hours since this video was uploaded and im foaming at the mouth waiting for more bazaar

[@dictater_tots]

So glad this series just started coming out now instead of back in October. Looking forward to this game launching this month (hopefully) is a lot easier than having to wait like 2 months 😂

[@TheSoCanadian]

15:40 LMAO imagine VLOOKUP enjoying when XLOOKUP just sweeps you

[@MelvinDorkus]

its not about the destination, its about the unfortunate journey.

[@SiculusTheEpithet]

The best part of this is that watching these means I'll never have to play the bazaar because it'll never live up to the commentary, and I'll have more fun and save money by just hanging here.

[@SiculusTheEpithet]

I will definitely be watching every dang one of these

[@EndlessDrac]

It's free to play in a month​@@SiculusTheEpithet

[@retro5945]

We're actually about to explode from content. Finally the prophecy was true

[@jackhamelin9154]

LISAN Al-GAIB As was written brother

[@nicholascallahan6460]

This game seems tailored to lock you into a cycle of rage-quit/get-back-in-there-to-prove-a-point.

[@JeSuisGrand]

16:16 Me when I see my best friend Marcus Junius Brutus who is definitely still my best friend

[@MyIrishWhiskey]

Fresh engagement for fresh Bazaar content

[@duganholt1385]

NL, thank you for the bazaar content please keep it coming if you are enjoying it. I appreciate your ethics and taste in gaming immensely, thank you and you rock.

[@DavidLodgeclassof]

CinemaEnjoyer vs ReadTheBook. The face-off that needed to happen.

[@Vincentoist]

'Let's try to go not guns this time, we've gone guns too many time' >Thumbnail is sniper rifle

[@MrNinjaMan369]

This should do an ad for bazaar cause watching you misplay so consistently, despite chat's advice, has made me want to play more than anything 😂 Same thing happened with balatro

[@MattHembling]

15:42 As a data quality/itoperations girlie (I'm a guy) vlookup is gas

[@Goreganacher]

turkey sandwich's need that sweet tang from the cranberry sauce, the savoury stuffing and the garlic mash with the groovy gravy

[@scribesarchive289]

Ahahahaha the exchange after 56:00 is just too funny

[@theflaffywaffe]

00:41 NFL teams wondering how they’re gonna score an easy win against the Dolphins

[@matt-mel]

As a type a: stream bazaar is brutal. Bro just bought the flagship and gave dmg to pet rock Edit: no way

[@BareFootGamer12]

27:09 is cannon with flagship not insane?

[@dlj3cs2]

You guys don't get it, if you have starchart you HAVE to work on the docks, it's that simple.

[@DracoseandCO]

As you said coding is an art like any other, in that we need it more than once for life... Once for my boss and once for my expression (you can definitely code for fun as a passtime)

[@maustydragonslayer]

"I've been killed in 1 second" killed me 😂 48:32

[@Danzey120]

Actually got a critical crit on that one fight, popped life preserver before sand.

[@gakulon]

call this series Ryan Gary's Bazaar Adventure

[@pluckythechicken]

56:53 little bit of sick joy hearing Melee first on the list of better platform fighters to play

[@jonathan2847]

Bro's heart is always wrong, he has learned a lack of future planning from his child he's living in the moment.

[@dirtbagpoopheel3697]

Rip Slay the Spire, we hardly knew ye

[@Kurobeau]

How Bazaar, how Bazaar~ ooo baby, oo baby. It's making me crazy (it's making me crazy~). Everytime I look around~(everytime I lookaround) It's in my face!

[@Cedisdead]

I love how NL destroys all the tryhards in chat, it brings such joy to me.

[@Halokon]

Turkey, chipolatas wrapped in bacon, stuffing, mashed and roast potatoes, carrots, parsnips, gravy and cranberry sauce. Don’t @ me.

[@Halokon]

I also enjoy some ham joint, but it is optional.

[@retro5945]

@Halokon

[@roostangarar]

@Halokon

[@Halokon]

@ fuck

[@eijffelbridge]

Hey man, great content. Your personality reaply hits the spot. Also the games u play, I like too. Take care bro.

[@Alphax36]

I have never seen someone throw games so hard. I respect my teammates more after this video now

[@icycayden]

The bazaar has to be the best game this year. So addicting and different

[@tommygun4788]

its gonna be awesome once its all fully fleshed out im fiending for it.

[@retro5945]

Best game nah, top 3 yeah. It's super buggy rn yes ik its early asf but it's still a buggy mess

[@icycayden]

@@retro5945 every game has that stage, I’m guessing the devs didn’t plan on too much engagement and support. But the community is pretty big. It is still in development

[@lafiki999]

It wishes it was Balatro so bad

[@KenmeriCaptain]

​@@lafiki999 I have gold staked every deck and feel like bazaar has more potential

[@xelementau9144]

That ending was pure cinema

[@phnxsu]

the last few battles all freezing his sniper were so dam funny

[@schnitzel_rada7605]

Crazy take on the leftovers! Green bean casserole is the king!

[@somo3082]

The mosquito one really seemed a lot better...

[@SahiPie]

It may take another 3 streams and 12 videos before he even becomes an average skilled Bazaar player but I’m all for it

[@ShynyMagikarp]

We're Slay The Spire guys, of course we want slay the spire content, but The Bazaar is still lots of fun to watch so im lovin every minute of it, Jerry

[@Anti_-it8kj]

first time ive ever heard /marker without being slapped by a blackscreen

[@houligan5254]

Watching NL reroll the powderhorn to reload the popsnappers hurt

[@nico77212]

I always thought that northern lion was known for its gameplay 1st and humor 2nd but I honestly can't tell you the last time I watched a guy get clapped so hard with no wins and still be this entertaining. His board was so bad that the NPCs started saying, ok you clap one cheek and I'll clap the other. He picked a weaker NPC and the NPC got offended cuz he looked at him.

[@Vadios_Davoid]

Love seeing those Bazaar videos. :D

[@JesseSep.]

The moment he removed the banjo😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[@DavidLodgeclassof]

His thanksgiving spread is wild. First of all, how is cranberry sauce not universally loved? Presumably because it's from a can and doesn't taste that good, but it's 3 ingredients! My brother in Christ, make your own and your thanksgivings will be transformed! And the order the food goes in is wild, too. Everything except the meat you can control how much you make pretty easily. You make 50% more than you need of everything else, and you end up with a day of leftovers. But the meat is a whole large bird or giant ham. You can't finish that in two meals!

[@flippinhoo]

Even the losses are fun to watch for this game ngl

[@DoctaBelmore]

Brother, his best loot item would have to be the Peloton Bike

[@jakecrumbaugh7203]

stop going for so many chocolate bars your giving up so much scaling because you miss out on the possibility of upgrades

[@yesdupmail]

2 hour bazaar video? We are truly blessed

[@gnat4999]

1:10:10 why this dude got 999 gold

[@Choke-a-Cola]

the egg has got about the same amount of views at 18 hours uploaded as xQc at 10 hours uploaded... we're up bigly

[@doishid]

1:35:38 those who slow

[@zacharygrouwinkel1534]

They hate seeing CinemaEnjoyer on top so much that they don’t allow it anymore

[@falseclyde]

I’m downloading the game just because I can’t stand to watch this anymore

[@ChibiFanboy]

NL would definitely drop +2 or -2 experience points based off of the item minigame that happens on his event loot space

[@sublenwublen5061]

AxisOtaku got fucking killed in this one.

[@DoubleWinning]

So much thanksgiving talk and here I am thinking: If the food is that good, why do we only eat it once a year?

[@atilathenun]

Call him Ken Burns the way he burns

[@horando1415]

im loving every minute of it jerry

[@lfwalrus]

this is the shoot people game, not the damn break game

[@zac9311]

It had to be figurehead over sextant in the sniper build right?

[@littlej211]

NLs comments on Multiversus are so true and so sad

[@nickotine8961]

The bazaar is popping off?!

[@КириллШадров]

With a heavy heart and an empty wallet I want to ask anyone who got this beautiful game for a spare code, watching eNeLle play this makes me want to try it so bad

[@adisonsmith2633]

WOO MORE BAZAAR