We Crash A Lot In A Straight Line - Gta 5 Racing

[@Dangerman8000]

17:48 this made me very unhappy with Alex 😂😂😂

[@omnomshibob]

Alex seemed to enjoy it though! 🤣

[@adaml83]

Yes, beware of the orange ninja hummer

[@jaytee8188]

And yet you drive so considerately. 😉

[@Dangerman8000]

@@jaytee8188 I am the modern example of driving cleanly, I swear.

[@jaytee8188]

@@Dangerman8000 🤣

[@Moredread25]

I would welcome a series of races featuring this track.

[@PuncakeLena]

You'll be happy to know that there are more videos of this track with equally broken vehicles!

[@EikeSky]

Next, it's Straight Line in Forza :P

[@PuncakeLena]

@@EikeSky But you can't crash as amusingly in Forza!

[@EikeSky]

@@PuncakeLena but jelly cars 😉

[@zzyzx0069]

Honestly, I love this track. Simple yet so chaotic. But I think Alex spaces put these videos featuring this track just right so you don't get bored of them.

[@longbowxmkii]

Sadly if you fell behind the group in the first race, you couldn't catch up. Was 10-15s down after a crash and was 35s at the end 😂

[@Moredread25]

17:48 that is the most spectacular physics defying crash I've ever seen.

[@Retro-uw5ie]

26:34 I love it when they exit stage up.

[@JoriDiculous]

14:42 that is just perfect. You couldn't time that one better.

[@jamesmchenry4708]

Ah, yes, good old Straight line. I haven't even watched this yet and I know this is gonna be a good time. X3 Have watched now, and man do I miss the twitch streams, even if they were a bit stressful.

[@C-M-E]

While I respect this channel for not turning into a merch shill, "I am Car Hat" has such great meme material with a sketch outline of two hummers 'space docking' . 😁

[@jingles5137]

I also respect this channel because you never hear him say "Like and subscribe". He seems to just rely on his content to get views, likes, and subscribers.

[@carinthesunset1971]

I would definitely purchase some failrace merch. I've been watching for a while and love his little sayings. Love the car hat idea!

[@freedomfalcon]

I'd buy it.

[@SRFriso94]

Yes, the return of the Straight Line. I love this track, this has featured in some of the best videos you have done.

[@gunbladelad7772]

I can just imagine the chaos of Ramp Car straight line racing...

[@michaelb4415]

Without a doubt the best kind of GTA racing to watch

[@bolbyballinger]

Top 5 Finishers in GTA 5. Liamt007: 4.33 DANGERMAN8000: 4.88 Timid Ninetales: 5.050 impega 1957: 5.053 Ca5inoRoyale: 5.71

[@davidbehney3677]

Weevil race: finishes without major incident Patriot Race: Car go Wheeee

[@BinkSayres]

I really like this track. The last time this track was shown made me laugh way too hard. And I did with this one too! Impega woke up this day and chose violence!

[@impega1957]

It is the only way to drive this track!

[@bairdbiz]

These are absolutely my favorite type of videos on this channel.

[@liberatorkramit]

Alex-"What happened Physics?" GTA-"Physics?" There was a road like this where I grew up, and I used to really like accelerating to get the light feeling, until one day when I pushed it too hard in my mom Honda accord. I caught actual air and the landing, didn't wreck the car, but scared the hell out of me with how sketchy it was. It didn't have walls like this, but it was lined with trees. lol

[@McPoshSquatch]

Now you see why they call it the "Love Bug"! ;-) Haha Laddo needs a time out! Bad Laddo!!

[@x-90]

I would recommend the Obey I Wagen for straight line racing, that thing is stupid slow, so constant slipstream would be interesting

[@thegotchexperience1356]

The entire 2nd race can just be described as *Terrified Blakey noises*

[@kjb422]

The pre race shenanigans are always great

[@SRFriso94]

Time for an update on the yearly score, once again, GTA V Races only, this one included, everyone with a blank is at zero wins: Alex: 3 Impega: 2 Gliscor: 2 Ninetails: 6 Liam: 3 InvisibleAK: Ewan: 1 Hyper: Brazen: 1 Dangerman: 3 Longbow: 1 Stinty: Leathercap: ProfCrane: Jowo: Lvl8 : 1 Bumpy: Laddo: Blakey: Stevie:

[@azhurelpigeon]

Longbow starting to go back to being the most consistently hard to beat driver!

[@jebfezos598]

is Stinty still in videos?

[@DJdoppIer]

Those Hummers are just pure chaos on wheels. *XD*

[@mitchyk]

That ending was genuinely suspenseful! lol

[@tantona9315]

These are always utter carnage, excellent!

[@madgebishop5409]

love tracks like this, would be good to have car switch at either end..brings more carnage to proceedings

[@tantona9315]

'I am carhat' needs to be a t-shirt!

[@kallumwatts9543]

So does abadon had opinions

[@trautsj]

40 seconds into the Hum V race and all hell has broken out! lol

[@mrtom2854]

Spelled Humvee btw

[@hvyit23]

It took 6 seconds at the back

[@RustyDust101]

Yeah, the straight line bumps are back. Love it!

[@MrCmayhew69]

Have you ever seen the videos of people in hummers climbing straight up a wall, since the hummer has so much front angle approach. Maybe GTA tried to program that into this vehicle making it wheely when you rearend someone lol

[@drewburningham1238]

I love the straight line track! It’s one of my favorite tracks!

[@Stratomacaster]

I'd like to see this race with ramp buggies, then dragsters!

[@slimlancaster9844]

Need to bring back the imoobot and the 3 wheeled cigar bike on this track again. So entertaining!

[@JayFochs1337]

Driving through the explosion was brillant. Please do more on this track!

[@strawbryjamz1213]

As always, would love more, and still hoping for an hour of straight line.

[@Pervere1621]

Yes! My favorite FailRace track! It's the FR equivalent of iRacing Week 13

[@GigaTeslaFan]

it would be neat this race with the hummers but if your hummer if too damaged you park it ... a endurance survival type race.

[@x-90]

The reason the Patriot is so bad at bump drafting is because, it’s hit box is made so it could climb steep inclines

[@Taverius]

This racing approved by The Royal Society for putting Things on top of other Things.

[@Tamagoman]

Laughed soon as I saw the thumbnail. Did not disappoint either

[@JK-fk6mo]

This was fun to watch but can you do some more off-road races with off-road vehicles at some point please

[@hvyit23]

Straight Line by StintyBoy500

[@jaytee8188]

Straight Line… at last. Thanks guys.

[@eliteman7685]

This damn track LOL I love this one so much.

[@GunnerDrives]

Yea i’m always waiting for more straight line videos

[@Kekonomik]

I love this race very much Glad to see it again coz the last one was long ago

[@shepshifter8742]

First race is a fantastic rendition of a bag of skittles getting thrown down a hallway

[@randallbestrcb]

Impega woke up and chose giant vehicle violence today :')

[@LukeTheJoker]

Love the silly races!

[@johnnyboy3949]

Bring back tubes of despair!

[@ElGoogKO]

17:34 best moment

[@porlharvey2411]

I love this race can we get more of straight line

[@CarlDraper]

This was hilariously brilliant! :D

[@JS-wc4xs]

Another video in my favorites playlist

[@MichaelNickolai]

14:41 is a winning Hollywood style movie shot

[@gabrielcaramet3238]

This was so much fun to watch 😂

[@jrsimm]

The hummers were intense

[@crewdog6969]

Dunno why but I love this track

[@dominickgeorge5852]

Imagine straight line in beamng :D utter carnage and shenanigans would be severly punished

[@alexanderson5749]

We now know how these cars were made errrm they were trying to bump draft and got a little exited and boom you have more 😂😂😂😂

[@ArtoriasSif]

Would love to see more beamng mp stuff

[@alexlloyd2607]

I'd quite like to see how well this could be done, try find the best bump drafting car 😁

[@henryr.6259]

Never stop straight line

[@DrakeGamer85]

Fun video, and I really enjoyed the Patriot race - mainly for being more than just a back and forth, single lap race. Only issue - NO OUTRO MUSIC???!? It's can't be a proper FailRace video without the outro music!! Even doing a Laddo and just going "#Fail, Fail, Fail, Fa-Fail, FailRace! Fail, Fail, Fail, Fa-Fail, FailRace!#" would be preferable to a silent outro!!

[@finlandball1939]

2022 GTA Leaderboard Dangerman: *3 Wins* NineTales: *5 Wins* Gliscor: *3 Wins (+1 From Unaired Race)* Impega: *3 Wins* Chris: *1 Win* Alex: *4 Wins* Liam: *3 Wins (+1 From Car Park Wars)* Ewanm: *1 Win* Longbow: *1 Win Lvl8: *1 Win* Brazen: *1 Win* Points Leader So Far: *Ninetales* Notable Moments From Today’s Race: 1. *Ninetales goes to Space* 2. *Laddo ALMOST wins* and 3. *Everyone goes BOINGY BOINGY*

[@RealStreetPA]

Yes this track is back let's go!

[@mb2000]

It’s like if The Love Bug happened in a bag of Skittles…

[@weeb3277]

Try motorcycles on this track.

[@gpglicious]

Kinda kzbin.info/www/bejne/pojNcolqbLeneNE

[@davidmoore1253]

Try this with tanks? Or missile trucks?

[@graemeholland1315]

It’s finally back!!! 😁

[@iambiggus]

Dangerman at 10:40 😂😵☠

[@hvyit23]

😭😭

[@graye5336]

Love the race, enjoy the novelty of the circuit, loathe the catch-up mechanic. Absolutely idiotic concept: punish those in the lead.

[@shellder11]

now THIS is podracing.

[@barryvandraiss6083]

Maybe scramjet car & floating delorians next time?

[@Uchooze]

Weevils wobble and they definitely fall down.

[@ileutur6863]

Yeees, these are so entertaining

[@leifmcgraw6646]

Beautiful

[@lordagera]

Can someone tell me who made this track so me and my friends can play on it too, thank you

[@Dmate89]

A wheelie good wheelie

[@sandwitch1613]

You should run Straight Line with extreme damage and play last man standing!

[@Duval_Sama]

I like this idea a lot

[@hvyit23]

Not sure how we could do it with extreme damage, idk if you mean older cars with a weaker damage model or an extreme damage mod, which would be impossible to do on gta for 3 reasons, 1 being Alex mainly films on xbox, leading to 2- quite a lot of the filming crew not being able to participate and 3- you can't get mods like that in online anyway

[@sandwitch1613]

@@hvyit23 I see, thank you for explaining! Still, I think some form of survival racing on the Straight Line would be entertaining.

[@ionicabanea6025]

can someone tell me the name of this "track", i really wanna try it with my friends

[@thebfj5566]

Next stop, go karts

[@mauricebarry8858]

Backstretch battles GTA edition

[@jonathanjones6657]

If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.

[@projekt6_official]

Can you link the tracks you use please?

[@eddiev2257]

So much of the second race is run on two wheels it's practically moto gp

[@mrtom2854]

No outro music?

[@naniwara8673]

Can someone link me this map?

[@officialfalky4761]

What happened to the GT7 video?

[@aceade]

Apparently, he accidentally deleted it.

[@officialfalky4761]

@@aceade Aw man that sucks, hope there will be more GT7 content/a reupload. Absolutely love that game

[@hvyit23]

It's back up now

[@jasonwcoleman250]

Where in the hell has Ninetales been?

[@jayamd3579]

laddo is a menace, boycott laddo, boooo xD

[@jaytee8188]

Well overdue, can’t race so ruin other people’s races, even it is only a bit of fun it takes the fun away.

[@shig.bitz.3205]

Plz do this in dunes and something faster for lolz

[@thoralexander9387]

How is Reese doing? I sometimes wonder wherever he went. Is he okay?

[@ATruckCampbell]

Does he narrate in real time or does he go back and narrate?

[@sharkracingfanpage8364]

I think the first sentence is what happens after he uploads the video

[@azhurelpigeon]

Real time, only time it’s not is for things like his BeamNG hot lap videos

[@DJMarcO138]

In oll uf that. In oll uf this.

[@baileywebb4606]

It is this very silly ‘circuit’ again

[@andrewbooth5597]

Who is blakey

[@PippetWhippet]

An international person of mystery, a superhero yet to discover their powers. Who isn't Blakey?

[@andrewbooth5597]

@@PippetWhippetlol

[@jamesdukes1869]

Yep typical GTA races where everyone crashes into u alot can't even drive in a straight line 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is y I'm glad I don't do any GTA racing

[@t9gamingclan]

9CRU LIKES

[@johanlahti84]

The "first place bogdown" is so bad. And the draft effect should be nerfed by 10

[@MrMathias327]

I'm actually first for a change!

[@Shaden0040]

Weevil? It is a VW beetle or a VW Bug.

[@FarikoUnited1]

Its called the weevil by GTA so thats the name you will see in game.

[@DarkViperEU]

That’s the name in the game…