WE DON'T PLAY GAMES - Demo Disk Gameplay

Demo Disk is slowly breaking our will to live. There are so many disks. Will the binder ever end? Will any of the disks actually be playable? When can we just quit?
We promised you we'd go through all the disks. Will you hate us if we quit? What is the meaning of commitment if we don't deliver on our promises? What makes a man? What is the nature of good and evil? If making videos is good, but demo disks are evil...what does that make us?
Someone please help us. There are so many disks. So. Many disks.
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[@Ermor666]

This is the greatest demo disc yet.

[@ashreprobite3774]

Ermor666 No, THE NEXT ONE is the greatest demo disk. Not this one. Then the one after that. And after that. And after that...

[@ashreprobite3774]

***** Someone with some sense! The true greatest Demo Disk will be the one where they do nothing, but snap discs in half without playing them.

[@a1armeddongaming641]

Demo disc O demo disc

[@86themadhatter27]

haha you heard what James said and then typed it haha XD

[@rdejano3]

86 THEMADHATTER No shit!

[@Towern96]

"Play and existing game" --> "tigerwoods" --> "Play game" --> "Host" --> "Host anyway" --> "Host" --> "Host anyway" --> *Game Over* --> "Quit" I lost it so hard

[@isaacbenzing5686]

One of the most underrated demo disk moments IMO. The way bruce says 'game over' as if they succeeded at something really tops it off.

[@omgsam7185]

it physically hurts my stomach

[@2breborn247]

@@isaacbenzing5686 I will never forget my first time watching this in my university library. I nearly cried laughing 🤣

[@Tetragrammaton22]

@@isaacbenzing5686 Underrated? Are you high? It's perfectly appropriately rated.

[@leoj1928]

If they ever take this old stuff down idk what I’ll do with myself at 3 in the morning anymore

[@darealkiel]

Wow it’s 3:23 where I’m at and I’m drunk eating pizza watching this. This hits deep

[@chestercheeto9768]

3:37 am rn for me drunk, not hammered playing nhl

[@saturdayjon3213]

I remember on the first episode of demo disk, there was a comment that said "That was very selfish of Bruce to break that disk. People gave them that"

[@Sammie1053]

Oh my god I just laughed out loud in my room like a nutjob

[@NeoMatrix5]

8:45-9:35 Best. Segment. Ever. Thats how you play a game!

[@ala4sox02]

That fucking "Game Over" almost killed me

[@noobgamer2340]

+ala4sox02 existing game...tiger woods....yep.....ok....game over... alright

[@daegzy3031]

Game of the year.

[@Mustyrat]

I just came back to watch that part again. Its absolute gold.

[@C4RP3Tgaming]

You can see Adam's desktop just slowly filling up more and more with each new episode.

[@TheOdd]

I only just realised how much of it is random shit.

[@Thearbiter97]

Time to format it!

[@dedpxl]

Harbinger Reaper no it's funnier with the junk

[@bybabeful]

Dont think its adams, I think its just funhaus' shared cum-dumpster of bad games

[@chesterblack7295]

C4RP3T Gaming Channel i love the fact his desktop is always fanart though, it always makes me happy when i see mine

[@skeldroid]

I love how they end up playing Robin Hood again and completely forgot about this video

[@ThatWeirdGuyYouKnow]

Hey I know this is an old comment but what episode do they play Robin Hood again?

[@bangthehankers1985]

The episode is called ROBIN CLITORAL HOOD from July 2016.

[@johnchaser7369]

Is someone gonna make a montage of bruce breaking disks soon?

[@vivpunk1258]

John Chaser In association with Yung Maistro

[@ThyWaffl3]

John Chaser That has to happen when they run out of disks and then somebody makes a montage with their wheelhaus music.

[@yaserserrafa3746]

Bruce gonna take him stright to court

[@HoltsTricks]

John Chaser MAKE A SONG

[@MagWasTaken]

John Chaser Better yet: A dubstep of him breaking disks

[@Jiten122]

I miss the gang

[@extremelylargecat]

URU is actually a pretty good game. It's just one of THOSE games where you definitely need a walkthrough. Personally I keep a printed-out walkthrough of it on my desk. That's probably why my friends don't call me anymore.

[@floatinghamstick]

Its 5 years since you posted this comment. How are things going? Do you still keep a printed walkthrough of URU on your desk?

[@extremelylargecat]

@@floatinghamstick Nope! I keep it on my phone now. But I still replay URU pretty often. I also graduated from college with a degree in computer science and made some better friends.

[@floatinghamstick]

@@extremelylargecat nice man, lots can happen in 5 years. Catch up again in another 5 years?

[@victor6620]

@@floatinghamstick See y'all in 2025.

[@gamenrnunez0100]

Needing a walkthrough for a game that is all about puzzle-solving, because there is no gameplay, shows the game is garbage.

[@tomh9623]

This is the best demo disk yet

[@cmdrdisulfiram]

I am watching this 7 years later and I think it's a good idea to point out that in Starship Troopers it is suggested that the initial bug attack that started the war might actually have been a made up story to get the public to approve of the invasion.

[@houstonfob2FOREVER]

you are correct sir

[@JonathanLewispartypenguin]

As someone who has seen Starship Troopers a hundred times, I can attest to what James said.

[@EndsleyIV]

Jonathan Lewis As someone who read the books, I can attest that it's more along the lines of what Adam says.

[@SurfNinja92]

Aaron Reining Starship troopers is a Book!?

[@lordeggo]

I haven't read the books but part of the humor of the movie is the political garble they shove in your face. So if you're watching from the human's point of view then of course the bugs started it.

[@DarkoTDR]

Jonathan Lewis To be honest, who didn't see it a 100 times.

[@sin8800]

Jonathan Lewis Agreed

[@Nasiruify]

1:37-1:48 Demo disk in a nut shell lol

[@Ravage017]

Nasir Bello That was kind of the joke he made...

[@Nasiruify]

Lol I knew that

[@Sholuhu]

Driver hes not stupdid

[@graytlo]

0:00-0:03 Demo disk in a nutshell

[@latchkeyTK]

+Christian Orr yeah,he stupdoes /kill

[@yusoffm3472]

9:14 I cried, omg.

[@MuffinsASMR]

I should really be studying right now... Goddamn you Funhaus!

[@JCast60]

***** i know what u mean

[@ewanclover354]

***** you're a teacher for pete's sake

[@Nasiruify]

***** lol know what u mean,got an exam on thursday and friday in cold wales :( but cant stop watching this and two best friends play

[@MuffinsASMR]

Nasir Bello I know right, SBFP is fucking addictive I swear!

[@Gearheadize]

59th a3443yr 35th 9. 3 1dr

[@Limit19970]

SCP4004 - The endless Demo disk binder. SCP4004 is to be kept in a secure lock box in Section [] of [] locked with two magnetic locks and a dial combination lock of which the combination must be split between two Level 3 personnel whom have no contact on or off site. Found in an office in Los Angeles, surrounded by multiple dead bodies identified as Adam Kovic, Bruce Greene and James Williems, as well as several other unidentified corpses. Cause of death is unknown, but believed to be related to the binder. Testing on Site [DATA REDACTED] shows that subjects presented with the binder exhibit abnormal desire to open the binder and remove one of the demo disks from inside. Upon removing a disk the subject will then look for an available CD drive and place the disk in, at which point the PC will begin to read the disk as expected. Depending on the model and specifications of the computer the disk may or may not work. If the disk works, test subjects will play all of the demos on the disk for approximately 30 minutes before removing the disk and [DATA EXPUNGED]. If the disk does not work the subject will [DATA EXPUNGED] immediately. Once the subject has finished with the first disk they will then proceed to the next disk, repeating the same process. They will continue this process endlessly, yet never finish the binder, as turning the page does not affect the weight distribution of the binder, and when a page is turned a new page become visible at the bottom of the stack. Subjects forced to leave the binder by an officer show extreme aggravation and aggression to the officer, and in one case; [#015-A], subject D-1371 successfully dispatched officer Lyons.

[@ArreSidu]

Can we have a Sex Swing song on demo discs

[@niro710]

What are you asking for? That they sing Sex Swing songs during demo disk? Or Sex Swing (them) make a demo disk song? Or a demo disk has Sex Swings on it?

[@ArreSidu]

liamdor A song on demo disk by sex swing -_-

[@electricbill4884]

liamdor ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!!!!!

[@welp3768]

FUS RO DAH I'm riding uo to your vulva. Uh, girl! Uh, girl! I'm outside of you now, but I'm swinging back to your G spot, baby!

[@starwarp88]

FUS RO DAH search demo disk nation - Sex Swing, its a real thing.

[@BaronVonHoovy]

B-but Age of Mythology... it's a good game... ;_;

[@Bu6id0]

BaronVonHoovy Its a good game i agree, but they already played it once, the Titans expansion demo.

[@BaronVonHoovy]

Bu6id0 Oh? I must've missed that.

[@connorparrish7002]

BaronVonHoovy Dude I felt the same way when they played Empire At War. I saw it like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEY'S PLAYIN DA GAME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE'S DOIN DA GAME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S DA GAME OOOOOOOOOO he stopped playin the game. *cries*

[@ottkippar1616]

my childhood

[@moviebad109]

Every RTS from that era is essentially the same.

[@TonyCool96]

At the 9:21 point I was crying with laugher! Love demo disk series and just love you guys in general... #nohomo

[@eshan309]

TonyCool96 literally :D

[@adamtifone9243]

I love how they never got brave Hart to work

[@josephsua7246]

It's 1:06 a.m in NZ, one video won't hurt, especially if it's Funhaus...

[@Theearls2023]

Joseph Su'a mate, story of my life

[@Snacker27]

***** In Brisbane AUS, I'm a few hours away from feeling your pain..

[@Roydish1]

Joseph Su'a 5:30am just finished night-shift in NZ, I feel ya XD

[@hazza3]

Joseph Su'a Glad I'm not the only Kiwi who stays up some nights for Funhaus.

[@SpektreProxy]

Cheeeyah Bradas!

[@MD12134MD]

I've been watching Achievement hunter for years and totally ignored funhaus. I am so glad there is literally thousands of hours of these guys dicking around. The truth is, the difference between these guys and AH is that these guys are genuinely naturally funny, extremely likable people. AH haven't felt like any of them enjoy what they are doing for the last 2 or 3 years. Corporations always ruin small, great things. money is everything, and catering to 9 year olds makes money.

[@skagsoup5567]

Over a year later and I'm still waiting for an Uru series

[@theringwoodbros]

"Uru: The Quest of The Neckbeard"

[@TheMonsterNuclear]

I cry everytime I see that amazing Dominions demo and please don't make videos longer than they actually are. I follow you since IG and you are amazing. Stay on this path. Greetings from Argentina

[@davidbower9802]

This is the greatest demo disk yet

[@houstonfob2FOREVER]

hell yes!

[@Edawg649]

i fucking lost it when james said “and so his legend”

[@101xp]

8:10 Holy shit that was definitely Lawrence lol

[@CNep99]

8:30 to 9:40 is probably the hardest I've ever laughed at a video (given the course of the video)

[@vinicius100470]

I don't know if it's old viewers coming back, but these early Demo Disk videos have a surprisingly high amount of views, holy shit. Like, it takes 32 videos to find one that doesn't get over a million views and then it goes back to a million right after.

[@ThatGuyNamedElliot]

I can imagine all the other offices in the building slowly rolling their eyes as a single sound emits from the Funhaus HQ and then they look at their colleagues, take a deep breath and utter the words 'fucking Funhaus' then they go back to making their spreadsheets

[@devanmccallister7278]

Demodisk was the pinnacle of the internet at the time

[@FinalChaos]

Just woke up from dreaming about being on Funhaus only to watch an episode of Funhaus. You can never have too much Funhaus! Going to be be a great day! Keep up the great work guys!

[@ColonelloRS]

Good times :)

[@EpixMuffin]

Agreed, great vids btw :)

[@tanookit3576]

Comin back around round 2 1/2 baaaaby

[@Dadodaw]

This is the best Demo Disc yet! But I wish you guys would do less gameplay and focus more on the installations and disc breaking. Oh and more russell crowe talk please.

[@HappyGaming11]

best demo disk yet.

[@EpicPanda111]

They didn't even try FEAR. That's one of my favourite games, dammit!

[@DnJelle]

EpicPanda111 They skip actual good games.

[@EpicPanda111]

Artorias the Abysswalker I know, It just would have been nice....

[@antoniod4088]

EpicPanda111 never played it but ive seen it what is it about?

[@antoniod4088]

cool

[@SHADOSTRYKR]

EpicPanda111 because they know its good, its hard to make fun of good games

[@treytwey5366]

Bruce: we might cancel demo disk *100 demo disks later*

[@Bottar1]

Watched every video since the end of IG and release of this channel, you guys make every day funnier, ya'll rock.

[@Edgemaster72]

So happy whoever edited the video pointed out the problem with searching in the ini file. Notepad's search function is so garbage, always gotta make sure the cursor is at the top.

[@GooeyBoyz]

Fuck school I gotta watch this!

[@thenamelessone6119]

+MuzzaFuzza or don't. No one gives a shit

[@jeebus2313]

"This is all Russel Crowe related." "Robin Hood." "Gladiator." "Tiger Woods."

[@LonelyKnightess]

Dominions 2 is a fantastic game tho :(

[@BojanglesMcduff]

This legit is my favourite episode of demo disk, no joke.

[@houstonfob2FOREVER]

a man of fine tastes

[@ATFADL]

Remember Its not murder if you just don't save him.

[@juggernaut8712]

I don't know how you guys did it, but this might be the best Demo Disk yet. Bravo

[@jennifer726]

9:15 was the funniest goddamn thing ever, oh my god

[@marblown]

This is the greatest Demo Disk yet! I love that the characters are so self aware they know what they are doing and how the disk will most likely fail to work. Bruce smashes discs with such passion I can see the heart break in his eyes as he cracks the disc shattering the souls that lye inside. Adams slowly slipping insanity is ever more apparent as the voices inside his head eat away at him. God I love this very existential forward thinking show. I cant wait to see where it is heading.

[@YAH2121]

1:37 They're becoming SELF AWARE!!

[@MiceHendrickson]

I am just really envious of people who have such a huge overlap between what they do in their completely free time, and what they do for work. I cannot imagine actually making money from just fucking around with friends and playing video games. Yes, I get that you guys work too, but it's true that what I just mentioned is a major part of how you make money here. Not even complaining though, that's awesome, and I wish I could do it too. It's just frustrating when you have a job that is entirely separate from what you enjoy.

[@I_am_ENSanity]

9:17 Well that was quick

[@carlitoswayp.r.1920]

Hey guys just lo let you know, you have a couple of viewers in Puerto Rico that love your videos. Keep up the good work.

[@Jiten122]

Greatest episode ever

[@basty1man]

Starship Troopers is the movie that keeps on giving, I have watched it a hundred times and I will watch it a hundred more

[@BoringMan]

This Is The Gratest Demo Disk Yet !

[@henryfrance2398]

I love how much these three just don't care unless one of them gets hit by a shard of disc

[@markushaapala7330]

this was the golden age of Demo disk. every episode was hilarious and fresh. look at this 1:46 and i did that: :D :D :D

[@findlayfisher3777]

That braveheart bandbeat was the soundtrack to my primary school childhood in Scotland, its a belter!

[@FiggityJones]

Best Demo Disk yet. Kappa

[@thecinemichael]

From 9:00 - 9:21 was the best game ever. Just a few clicks and you've finished the game. Haha the commentary was perfect with it :') I love you guys at Funhaus!

[@subjectmax]

This is the greatest demo disk ever

[@liamreid8178]

Please don't stop demo disks! I understand you don't want to be samey or repetitive and I totally agree with that but this show proves that you guys are creative and were able to start a hilarious and successful show on a brand new channel with a binder full of what most people consider trash. My suggestion would be to maybe offer it as a special show like once a month or something because I think it's kinda a classic. Thanks for keeping me laughing! :)

[@decisive-dolphin]

"This is the greatest Demo Disk yet."

[@Tetragrammaton22]

Pretty sure there's no board room involved in the Myst games. I think it's just two brothers that like making puzzle games.

[@BrunoJ3ans]

8:30 - Bruce trying to kill Adam xD My GF and I laughed a lot. Sorry Adam :(

[@BrunoJ3ans]

What? Do you give names to your pillows? oO

[@BrunoJ3ans]

ok

[@ShadowLegend300]

Holy shit ,I used to play Uru Live so much back in the days, it was so awesome...oh the memories...

[@nugking2021]

What's that mad jam they put on round 2 minutes,

[@addisonschlaman1852]

really...what was it

[@nugking2021]

Yupit'sMe wow thanks, completely forgot about this

[@papabravogaming3527]

I gotta say, this was one of the funniest demo disks for me so far. It seems the less they actually play games the funnier it is as it just turns into a video of them dicking about. Grade A stuff guys. I love it.

[@coopercaller]

56 seconds.where is john chaser.he is too late

[@gorrible2831]

Oh be burada başka türklerde varmış

[@arianhoes7903]

Atamert Özal yukariya bak :P

[@kingbradley6000]

arian hosseini lanet Ne dostum

[@KevinFerrellTheOneAndOnly]

10:44 and now we have Starship Troopers: Extermination, and its fucking awesome

[@bernabe21]

"PLAY GAME: "Abysia" Host Anyway.... Host... host anyway.... GAME OVER" BEST GAME EVER!!!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJA... I literally shit my pants laughing super hard!!!!

[@moldyskittle]

LOL THE SLOMO ZOOM ON THE SEARCH FAILURE. Love it. Best demo disc yet.

[@RobinOlsen2011]

That Robin Hood game is actually on Steam. store.steampowered.com/app/46560/

[@Mrdede1998]

Thank you for letting me know this! I'm going to get it right now!

[@CallsignMisery]

Oh my god that shit with Ascension made my stomach hurt. I'm dying.

[@ProfezorSnayp]

Bug plasma can't melt steel beams.

[@winge1ae]

I love watching Lawrence occasionally turn around and judge the shenanigans.

[@Arallos]

What's the song that plays at 2:18?

[@EliteJediX]

+Arallos need answer now

[@gatorade2021]

+Arallos just search "braveheart techno remix"

[@s4tchm0j0n3s]

This may be 2 years too late, but its "Protect Your Mind (For The Love of a Princess) by DJ Sakin. I wore the tape out of it when it first came out....

[@EliteJediX]

@@s4tchm0j0n3s better late than never. thank you sir

[@s4tchm0j0n3s]

Real Hanzo Main You're most welcome.

[@Dench999or911]

9:06 is up there with Scrobbles, Volkor and Mother’s be aware in my favourite demo disk moments

[@2Flashhh]

ah i loved that robin hood game.

[@jakehaun2034]

I'm so glad you guys played Starship Troopers. Literally my favorite movie of all time.

[@olli449isthebest]

Can you guys play clockwork knight

[@olli449isthebest]

But play it sizzle style

[@InsanityAtNight]

olli449 I'll play you sizzle style DARUDE sandstorm

[@HypnoSwag]

First fan art, now this? You're killing me!

[@joshsmyth130]

bestest demo disc yet

[@TheWorldBelowDnD]

This is the greatest demo disk yet! Especially loved the 45 minutes of non-gaming banter, 10/10 ;)

[@Keeraduh]

I want to make a spoken word poem, or even a slam poem of the Demo Disc descriptions. So much emotion.... So much heart.

[@Mikita2209]

jajaja it's true! sometimes the best episodes of demo disk are the ones you brake all the disks and Bruce get extremely angry about it!!! We love you guys! It's been almost 2 years since me and my future husband watch you and it has become our lunch/dinner ritual... We even consider calling our future first born Bruno (spanish version of Bruce, we are from Argentina)... well... I'm considering it!!

[@Lazer017]

Love that description, slowly your will to live is fading making even funnier videos, and increasing the chance of viruses. Keep up the good/bad videos.

[@chadwilson7018]

Hello great inhabitants of the Funhaus. I just wanted to leave a comment saying that you guys never fail to make me laugh even on the worst of days. When I have an incredibly shitty day when I feel worthless, I know I can just go onto your channel and laugh my ass off watching all your different shows. Thank you for being a group of hilarious dudes and keep doing what you're doing

[@JoRoWi83]

The braveheart remix…. Old Funhaus and an even older remix

[@codybagody]

THE BEST IS THIS VIDEO. BEFORE DEMO DISC WAS DEMO DISC.. there wasn't DEMO disc

[@trevorbabcock4859]

Best demo disk yet! And the banter is seriously my favorite part.

[@Bangdini]

Love demo disc, glad you uploaded this on my birthday!

[@LanColoye]

Everybody was mad when Bruce first started breaking the discs, but now that we have come this far, I get pleasure when a game doesn't work and is immediately snapped into pieces.

[@TILR]

…is that the sound of horses?

[@thetobo101]

This is the best demodisk episode yet!!

[@coltonuphill4699]

Watching these at Half speed is utter delight.

[@FortuneBela]

That sudden Game Over was one of the funniest DemoDisk moments ever!

[@deceit10]

"Play an existing game - Play game - Yes - Host anyways - Host - Host anyways - GAME OVER!" God damn i fucking cried of laughing